Claws (2017) s04e10 Episode Script
Chapter Ten: Mercy
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Previously on "Claws"
"I would like to bequeath the remainder
of my fortune to Polly Marks.
" So let's have a baby together.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Baylor, you remember EJ.
You guys can stay with Black Daddy.
- Okay.
- Okay.
You filthy betraying bitch, get the hell out! I think Georgia's been stealing our pills and selling them.
You know loyalty doesn't just mean bringing me a problem.
You brought that little bitch in here, and you got to see her out.
- You know what your problem is? - Well, you gonna tell me! You will never succeed, Jennifer, being soft! You want to be everybody's friend? Or you want to be a gangster? We've had our eye on Desna Simms and Clay Husser for quite a while now.
You have to promise me immunity and witness protection.
100%.
So, let's do this.
Hey, Tony.
I'm sorry What the hell, Virginia?! Ahh! No one is killing no one.
Do you love me?! You're lucky.
Looks like the bullet went clean through.
Oh, thank Jesus Jim Caviezel.
Oh, good, I thought that was the big one.
I'm serious when I tell you this is the last thing - I'll do for you.
- Shh! I am done with crime for good.
I get it.
Just hurry up.
Yeah, hurry up.
And remember that That's real flesh and nerve endings in there, okay? Pol, how you comin' with that note? Okay.
Okay.
I think I'm done.
Y'all, this might be my best forgery yet.
It's complete with spelling errors and hillbilly-isms.
I-I can't believe he's dead.
"My time yonder on this here beautiful swamp is drawing to an end.
It is with deepest regret that I confess I done killed the postal worker, and I can't live with myself no more on account of my deep and abiding faith.
My big ol' Dixie heart's breakin' that I must bid you all adieu.
" What y'all think? I-I-I don't think Clay would ever use the word "adieu," but other than that, I think it's great.
Now we just gotta get his fingerprints on that note, plant the gun, and call the police hotline.
Shit.
Des, you think this is really gonna work? I think it'll buy us some time, but shit has definitely changed.
And now I got a assload of work to do for our escape.
I'm nervous as a long-tail cat in a room - full of rocking chairs.
- Why? Look, I know Desna has gone MIA and told us it's better we don't know details, but how is she gonna pay for it all? Pol, I thought you had the money in the bag 'cause the Baron's dead.
No! His tightwad lawyers won't release the money to me.
Oh, Lord.
You know what? Des will find a way.
Her Black ass always does.
Hell, it It ain't' the first time she's been in a shit storm and gotten out.
Oh.
Okay.
You're under arrest for money laundering and fraud.
I'm what? I'm You have the right to remain silent.
What? I know what you're trying to do.
Aah! Wake your ass up.
Look at this shit.
They left us here to die.
You know you just killed a cop.
A dead cop is the least of your worries right now, Desna Simms.
She does seem to have nine lives.
This is so depressing.
Just can't believe y'all are leaving me here.
I mean, I know you don't have a choice, but still Girl, you know it's only a matter of time before the feds come down on your ass.
Why are you not coming with us?! Pol, because I can't leave Brienne and Baylor.
Oh, my God.
That one's Brienne, that one's Baylor.
Yeah, I know! Listen, that's not important.
This is the important part.
I promise I will never turn on y'all.
How are we supposed to do this crew without you, though? I don't know.
When we were good, we were so good.
All those years of being passed over, lowballed, taken for granted are over.
Y'all are the baddest bitches in Palmetto.
Br-br-br-br-br-br-ah! But let me find out that I have been replaced by another white-trash ho.
Oh, you are the only white-trash ho that I will ever love.
Whenever I see some Velveeta cheese or some Miracle Whip, I'm gonna be thinking about you.
Well, that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, Pol.
- Oh, my gosh! - What? - We are truly blessed - Pol! by St.
Julie Andrews! - What? - The Baron's inheritance came through! Oh! Yes! I have access to his offshore accounts.
Oh, my gosh.
We are setting sail for the life of leisure, finally.
Hey, Ann, you're here.
We weren't sure you'd come to enemy territory.
- She's not here, right? - No, no! She's down at the docks doing illegal stuff.
- Sounds about right.
- Okay.
You have to focus on just one thing This little baby.
Let's get that shitsquib turned.
I keep thinking there has to be some other way.
Well, there ain't.
Happy endings are for massage parlors.
If Tony was undercover, we're all in the net.
Besides, sweetie, you murdered Georgia.
Don't you want to be free from that? - Yeah, you right.
- Yeah.
And more importantly, does Lilly Pulitzer work in La Habana? Isn't that WASPy shit your thing? Yeah, but, you know, I can afford to switch things up.
Oh.
What are you thinking? Well, I was thinking about going very Celia Cruz.
You know, with the rumba dresses, you know? And the big frills and the colors.
Yeah.
Think classic rumbera.
- I could do that.
- Come here.
Oh.
Don't you ever stop appropriatin', Polly-Pol.
IAzúcar! IAzúcar! I was like, "I can't upgrade you for a fart.
" Well, that's what I know.
But when he keeled over and died, I gave her 1C and four hot cookies.
You are so wrong.
Um, give me about five minutes.
I'll get you under this light, and then I'll hit them hooves.
- Okay.
- Alright? Hi, baby.
Hey.
Just came to see how you're feeling about everything.
Oh, you know, it's like a broke-down Judy Blume book.
My best friend's leaving town, and I don't know what to do.
You okay? You wanna go have a quick one in the supply closet? - Always - Yeah.
but, um, I've been thinking about Desna's plan.
I think we should go.
To Cuba.
And what about our children? We take care of it when we get there.
I mean, there's gotta be a way.
And in the meantime, we know EJ's doing a great job.
Shit sticks, Bryce are you out of your goddamn mind? I'm not gonna leave my kids so that I can be a fugitive.
If we don't leave, the feds are coming for us.
No, they're not.
They're gonna come after Des.
That'll spread to you, and you know it.
I killed a man.
Well, that's not the first spot of blood on your hands.
If they are really building a case okay? We are on the front page.
The pain clinic, Fentanyl, Roller, Tony I made a list, and it is long, hon.
You want our kids to visit us in jail? Is that what you want? You know, that would truly be a Judy Blume book.
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Brienne and Baylor.
" - Hmm? - I ain't doing it.
Jenn I'm not leaving my kids, end of story.
Oh, the the supply closet's off the table now.
Oh, I can't breathe.
The baby's literally crushing me.
That is actually a good sign.
Oh, God, what? This is a combination of two methods that That are really beneficial for the fetus.
Additionally, not turning the baby would require a Caesarian section, which is not ideal.
In centuries past, a breech baby was a death sentence for a pregnant woman.
Oh, great.
Hello? I know Desna's up to some top-secret shit.
She's not answering her phone.
She She's not here.
Don't you lie to me, Dean Simms, okay? I know she's probably ashamed and that's why she don't want to talk to me.
Uh, Jennifer, I-I-I don't lie.
It's actually part of my condition.
I-I find lying immoral.
Well, your immoral sister is trying to convince my husband to go with her to Cuba.
I have to admit, that does sound like her.
- She has no boundaries.
- Yeah.
Well, you tell her that these are my boundaries when you see her Jenn and Bryce Husser will not leave their children.
They will not go to Cuba, okay? If we have to get locked up and just see our kids on visitation, then that's what's gonna happen, okay? That's what we gonna do.
And I look great in orange.
Do you hear me? Yes, I hear you.
And I agree Orange is a great color on you.
It's Desna.
Spill it.
Hey, girl, hey.
I know you're busy right now, but I just had to tell you.
Remember that time that Jenn caught Bryce with her mama? Let's go! Ahhh! She was all kinds of pissed at that lot lizard.
Oh, hell no.
What is this, some kind of intervention? Absolutely not.
- Wait.
- Bryce, get out of my way.
Well, then, she got all wishy-washy and she forgave her.
Mama.
Well, I just talked to her, and I think she is gonna want to come with us.
She just doesn't want to do it without her kids, so me and Virginia, we got a plan And I can't wait to tell you about it.
Yeah! Well, I think that did the trick.
Yeah? It better have.
Oh, I haven't been touched by a man like that in a long time.
Anything to point the fetus in the right direction.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, Jennifer.
Deanie, you best tell me where she is.
Des Desna's not home.
I told you I would give her your message.
Okay.
Well, my patience is wearing thin.
Hey, Jenn.
Desna screwing you over, too? Ann, what are you even doin' here? Baby shit.
Oh, right.
How is that precious star nugget? The head's facing south.
Well, that's how nature intended it, so Are you alright? 'Cause, quite frankly, you look like crap.
A-And rather pale and disheveled.
- Dean.
- But very pretty and - vibrant.
- I knew I liked you.
Yeah, I don't know, Ann.
I'm just a little worried about going to prison.
Which is old hat for you, but it is virgin territory for me.
- Shit is really that bad? - Yeah, it could be.
Damn, Jenn.
Well, don't worry about lockup.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Really? - No.
- Oh.
Dean? Mm.
Eve? Shit.
I'm sorry.
EJ, it's Polly-Pol.
How you doing? Good, girls are good.
Great.
Listen, I'm gonna get straight to the point.
Uh, shit has hit the fan, and we gotta flee the country A.
S.
A.
P.
Now, you and I both know that Jenn, she's not gonna leave without those kids, and they need their mama, so, um, Virginia and I are just right outside your house, and we're wondering if we could come in for a little tête-à -tête? Great.
Virginia, it's go time.
Your lack of helpfulness is stunning.
Part of being an informant is to inform.
You want me to make shit up? My partner is dead, Ann.
Get with the game, because if this operation goes bust and I lose my job, ain't nobody else in the agency that gives a shit about your immunity.
Without me, you're finished, sis.
- Kaput.
- Thanks for raising the stakes.
I might just go into premature labor.
You have to find out who did this.
Was it Desna? Bryce? I have a partial print of his.
You gonna arrest him? Not yet.
We're building a bigger case, not trying to blow it on a thin arrest.
Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
- Hi.
- Hey.
I'm sorry.
Baby, can we not? Can we just leave it? I mean, I'm already eating fruit I wish was tater totchos.
Look here.
If you want to ride-or-die out here in Palmghetto, we can do that.
Okay? Go out Bonnie and Clyde style.
You serious? I love you.
I love you.
Oh, my babies! Oh, my God! What are you doing? How did you Is this gonna be added to the rap sheet? Nope.
We took care of it.
It's not like I killed him.
Me either.
What? We all know I can.
- Hi, White Daddy! - Hi, White Daddy! Hey.
Well, hello! And Black Daddy was treating you so good.
What am I doing here talk We gotta pack.
- Yes! - We don't have a lot of time.
- Yes! Yes! - Right? Go, ducklets, go! - Come on! - Polly, I love you so much.
Baby, did you get my purse?! I got it, darlin'! Holy shit.
Who did this? Was it Bryce? - Desna? - I have no idea.
I'm just informing.
There's a note.
What in the BLM is going on in here?! M-M-My hands are up! Mine too! Virginia Loc, you're under arrest for the murder of Georgia Donato.
Wha Let's go, come on, come on.
Polly! Polly! Shh, shh, shh! No, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Aunt Polly's gonna take care of this.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
Polly, you know what happens to Black people in jail! - I don't want to go! - Shh, shh! You stay calm.
Stay calm, baby girl.
I got you.
I am gonna sue your white brotherhood asses! It was pretty gruesome.
Georgia was brutalized, blunt-force trauma to the head.
Here, take a look.
Shows a lot of anger and hatred.
So what the hell did she do to you, hmm? Did she slide into your boyfriend's DMs? Or steal your favorite Gucci bag? Ah! I'm telling you, I didn't kill her.
She died.
Strippers die.
Here's the thing.
That bridge got a new traffic camera about, mm, a month ago.
And it clearly shows you and Georgia fighting and then both of you going over the railing.
Lawyer.
Oh.
You've watched cop shows.
Oh! Whatchu like? "SVU"? Oh, don't worry.
You'll get your lawyer.
But not yet.
- Shit.
- I know.
We're so close.
The boat is leaving soon! D-Desna, where the hell are you? Tryna to button this shit up.
What are we gonna do? Yeah, I mean, we We still gotta go, right? Your ass just got on the gravy train, and now you wanna go without Virginia? No way, no how.
Just Just give me a minute.
- Let me think.
- Hey.
- Here's Pol.
- Hey, hey.
I just left word for the best and most expensive criminal lawyers the Baron's money can buy.
- And? - And we gonna white privilege our way out of this shit.
- Ha-ha! - Pol, Virginia's Blasian.
That might not even w God, I wish Uncle Daddy was still alive.
I mean, at least he had the cops in his pocket.
Oh, Jenn.
Bryce, don't you dare start singing Whitney right now.
Or Celine.
It's a good thing he's dead, 'cause he would definitely use this to crush us.
The DEA is still waiting on our fake heroin deal.
If China Doll keeps her goddamn mouth shut and makes bail, we make it to the boat on time.
- That's it.
- That's it.
That's all that has to happen.
That's good.
Right.
You thirsty? You been here a while.
Thanks.
I haven't had a soda with calories in forever.
Admit what you did, and you can have all of these.
I'm telling you, it was someone else on that bridge.
Don't you say all us hos look alike? Here.
Want to show you something that we found on Georgia's phone.
Here I am with my bestie.
We're about to get some matching ink today.
I know.
We should get Thot 1 and Thot 2! Mwah! You seemed tight, like sisters.
You know that gnawing feeling you got in the pit of your stomach? You don't want to carry that around for the rest of your life, hmm? No, trust me, you'll feel so much better if you come clean.
I loved her.
Mm-hmm.
And I I-I didn't plan on drowning her.
Okay? I My first idea was just to To shoot her, m-make it quick and easy Mm.
It's over.
What did you tell them? The truth.
That I killed Georgia.
Why did you come clean? To cover up for Desna's ass? You know how it's always been with me and her.
How it's been for all of us.
Doing everything for her.
All I ever wanted was to be accepted by you guys.
And I messed that up trying to be just like her.
If only I would've just never brought Georgia around in the first place There is no way you could have known that this is the way it was gonna go down.
Something bad always happens to us, Ann.
I was trying to help another stripper get off the street, and instead, I got her murdered.
You're not Des.
Alright? You are not Des.
Yeah, I I know that now.
She's the one that should be in jail, not you.
I've made my peace.
And so should you.
Just forgive her.
Hell no.
It's about as likely as her hair being real.
Will you visit me? I get it.
It's okay, I get it.
You have plans to get outta here and to make a life for you and the little bean.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Now get out of Palmetto.
And don't you ever look back.
I said don't look back.
Get outta here.
You said your supervisor called about this? 'Cause this is the first I'm hearing.
You think I want to spend my day in this shithole town for fun? I hear the doctors are running pill mills right out in the open.
Look, I got Virginia Loc on murder one.
No way I'm letting her go.
Okay.
Let me school you about a little thing called jurisdiction.
We got it.
And you don't.
You're right about Virginia Loc.
She's a badass psychopathic killer.
Even worse? She an illegal alien.
I didn't notice an accent.
'Cause that's their new trick.
They're crafty that way.
Slippin' right in under our noses.
But immigration status doesn't trump murder.
True.
Except for the fact that she's an international baby murderer who eats dogs.
Dogs? Damn.
She's fresh off the boat.
So whaddya say? Do it for America? - Surprise! - There's my little jailbird.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, thank you! I dunno how y'all did it.
You confessed? Girl, have I taught you nothing about how to be a successful criminal? I know.
I'm sorry.
I-I don't know what happened.
I just I just broke.
I thought y'all would've been long gone by now.
Bitch, you thought we were just gonna leave you in there? You are part of the crew.
Yeah.
Okay, Agent Ken, we gotta go.
We got shit to do.
Desna's waiting on us.
We're leaving in two hours, girl.
It's time to say our goodbyes.
Did you get the good luck cat? Yeah, I got the good luck cat.
Go in my office and get the leather cosmetic bag with my special nail colors.
Oh, I-I-I-I already got it.
Okay.
So where So where we gonna meet? Dean, put me on FaceTime.
- Why? - Just do it.
Put me on FaceTime.
I want to see your face.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
I wanted to see your face.
I need you to forgive me, Dean.
Y-You have nothing to apologize for.
Dean, let me say my piece, okay? O-Our lives have never been easy.
And I made a lot of mistakes along the way.
Stuff that I wish I could take back.
You know I spent a lot of time resenting how hard I had to work just to keep our heads above water.
But the the one thing I have never resented is you.
You are my heart, Dean.
And I'm sorry.
I am so, so sorry for the things I put you through.
Y-Y-You did your best.
I-I know that.
And I know that taking care of me has challenges.
And I agree You made lots of mistakes.
Really stupid mistakes.
But But But if you hadn't, I might not be the independent man I am now.
Okay? And you And you can tell me all this stuff when I see you, okay? You You're not gonna You're not gonna see me, Dean.
But But, um But I'm I'm pa I'm packing all your stuff.
I'm gonna send you an address, and you can mail everything to me.
N-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see you right now.
Right now.
Dean, it's too dangerous.
You're gonna be a dad.
Y-You have someone else to think about right now.
I wish more than anything that I I could meet your baby.
So, when So when am I gonna see you? I don't know.
But I love you forever, Dean.
I love you, too, Dessie.
Yeah.
This is not the end.
Okay? I gotta go now.
Somebody is expecting my call.
B So, what's up? What's so important? Well, we're skipping town today, me and the girls.
- You know that.
- Yeah.
We've got the boys in blue after us, and I'm telling you right now, Ken, I refuse to go back to the slammer.
Polly So I just I need to clear some things up with you, okay? I did you dirty, Ken.
Yes, you did, but that Those are Those are some great memories.
No.
I put you through the wringer.
But the truth is, I couldn't have made it through these few years without you.
And you have no idea how much you mean to me.
Pol, I'm touched.
So This is goodbye, Ken.
A present? But I didn't get you anything.
That's okay.
Open it.
You got me a key? I mean I mean, I love it! No, Ken, it's a key to the Kenneth Brickman Medical Center in Sarasota.
Wait.
That That's my name.
Yeah.
'Cause it's your new practice.
I bought it for you.
And that way, if I'm out of Palmetto or Or even the country, I'll still be a part of your life.
Are you kidding? I-I don't know what to say.
You have so much potential, Ken.
You don't deserve this life.
I want you to discover who you really are, by yourself.
Stand on your own two feet.
Show the world what Kenneth Brickman can really do.
You know I will always love you.
Me too, Ken.
Me too.
I got the call about Desna's heroin deal.
She said to meet her in 30.
- Game on.
- I'm driving.
- Dean.
- Yep.
Dean, it's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, come here, come here.
Put your head here.
Okay, close your eyes.
You are about to embark on a restful and peaceful journey in which the weight of the world and all your troubles fall away What do you want, Ann? We're on way to the meet.
Yeah, that's why I'm calling you.
You're going to the wrong place.
- What? - Virginia told me.
The place Desna sent you is fake.
There's no heroin dealer.
Are you shitting me? That bitch Desna played us? Sure did.
And she's on her way to the dock to get the hell out of Palmetto.
Shit.
Why didn't you tell me as soon as you found out? I like you, Lori.
I really do.
But I got my own shit to take care of.
What are you gonna do, Ann? As long as that ruthless bitch is alive, I'm never gonna be safe and neither is my baby.
You sold me out, didn't you? No worries, no cares.
Up ahead, you see an island No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is No, this is This is not right! What isn't right? Desna's in danger.
I-I-I-I can I can tell.
I can feel it.
I mean, I can't actually feel it, because that's not possible.
ESP doesn't exist.
But I-I-I can always tell when something goes wrong with Desna.
What's going wrong? Whenever she says she has a plan, it always falls apart.
Her plans suck! They're terrible.
Actually, they're not actually thought through, Eve.
And And she thinks that just because she wears a tight pantsuit that people can't see her, but I see her.
I see her all the time.
I always see her.
And And And And she's in trouble.
She needs help.
And And instead of asking for any help, she's gonna try to do everything by herself, and then you know what? People are gonna die.
T-They always do.
People die.
They always die.
They always do.
Maybe they won't this time.
Maybe Eve, you're not You're not listening to me! They always mmm.
I-I-I've had to save her before.
I I have to go save her.
Wait.
Wait.
Dean, wait! You're not going anywhere.
You betrayed me.
Stings, doesn't it? I sure as shit ain't going down with you.
You would shoot a pregnant woman? I don't know why I'm surprised.
Never doubt this queen.
Or this one.
Shit! Hurry the hell up to the docks.
We need them both alive.
I can't let you go.
It's It's not your choice.
I'm a grown man.
- I'm gonna find Desna.
- Why do you think I'm here? Desna knew you were gonna try to do this.
- She She sent you? - See, honey? - She does have a plan.
- God! Even when she's skipping town, she's so controlling! Okay.
Where is she, Dr.
Ken? She asked me to look after you, Dean.
You don't need her.
You don't need to save her, either.
Yes, I do.
She can't do this alone! I have to She has to do it alone.
She has to.
And if you're really a grown man, then you have to let go.
But she needs me.
Does she? Or are you just scared of being without her? Sometimes we have to let go of the people we love because it's the right thing to do.
I want to run after Polly I can't imagine my life without her.
But I have to.
For both our sakes.
Shit! Desna Say hi to Arlene for me.
Bitch.
Come on, come on.
I got you.
- Go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go! Where the hell are they going? Come on! Move your asses! Go, go, go! Stop right there! You're all under arrest! Get the Coast Guard! Hi! - Welcome back! - Look at this dude.
- It's daddy! - What's going on? What's going Oh, what? What have you done? This is amazing.
Yeah, we made some changes.
I like it.
So, how was your trip? Oh.
Ah-maz-ing! I had so much fun in Vegas.
I-I-I really needed to clear my head.
Here, here.
I, uh, brought you a souvenir.
Now don't be offended.
How can I be offended? It is true.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
So what'd you do? Oh.
So many terrifying things.
The Stratosphere roller coaster, the Grand Canyon helicopter tour, sky diving, and you know what? Dr.
Kenneth Brickman not only survived but thrived.
So happy for you.
Your baby missed you.
Oh, and I missed him, too.
But not with the desperate abandonment I was afraid of.
Uh, don't tell him that.
Your secret's safe with me.
Hey, Dean, honey, come down here! How is he? Ah, same.
Yeah.
I mean, Desna was his entire life before you.
We're taking it moment by moment.
Hi, honey, look who's here.
- Hey, Dean.
- Glad tidings and felicitations.
Oh, I brought you this Yeah.
Ready? Psh-ah! Mm.
That's funny.
Here.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
This was outside your door.
It doesn't say who it's from.
Hi, Deanie.
I know you've probably been upset.
I have missed you so much and wanted to tell you what happened.
Hi Hi, Des.
And I wish Stop it! Everyone thought that me and Ann were mortal enemies after that big blowout at the salon.
A-And it was true for a real long time.
Tell me what it's gonna take to get you the hell outta my life.
Ann.
Ann, please! After we almost lost Jenn, Ann and I were able to get to a deeper place.
You stalking me now? I can't let you just walk away.
I finally fell on the sword and apologized to her, for real.
And we figured out a way we could fool the DEA together.
So we set a plan in motion that was pretty damn risky, with Ann becoming an informant.
If I tell you everything I know about Desna and Clay, you have to promise me immunity and witness protection.
100%.
The most important thing we had to do was to keep up this act of being mortal enemies.
So Ann called her DEA handler to witness her death.
Desna Polly gave me some leads, and I spent the last few days putting together a dream team of ex-Navy SEALs, special effects dudes, even a tech crew from a Vegas magic act who happened to be between gigs.
Come on! Move your asses! She's looking She's watching us! To the feds, it looked like we were trying to escape on a boat, which we were.
But, Deanie, it wasn't the one that exploded.
The bomb was tossed into an identical boat that was hidden in the cove.
While that boat sped away, a team disguised our boat while we hid out of sight.
What the feds saw was a decoy boat Ah! while we all sailed off into the most bomb-ass sunset I love you, Deanie, and I'm so sorry I let you think I was gone.
One of these days, though, baby, I'm gonna see you and that little baby of yours.
Yeah.
Okay, Des.
That's Honey, are you alright? Yeah, I-I'm good.
I-I-I'll be right down.
Shut up.
Okay.
I love you, too, Roller.
Mwah! I'll see you later.
"I love you, too, Roller.
I'll see you later.
" Shut up! Y'all, it's It's been a whole two months.
- Yeah.
- Two months.
- I feel like we in the clear.
- Oh, yeah.
And Roller's back sweatin' out your edges, girl.
- Hey! - I know that's right.
That's why I had to lay them down.
No, he laid you down.
But it just seems like, when I think about it, all that mess in Palmetto was a lifetime ago.
It's not my first time, but ain't it fun being dead? Sweetheart, where's the margarita mix? Baby, I don't know.
You're just gonna have to find it your damn self.
And when you find it, can you make me a virgin? Sorry, babe, I believe that ship has already sailed.
Do not encourage him.
Do not.
But seriously, y'all, like, think about all the shit we been through.
Me and China Doll killed Roller And then his ass came back.
From the dead! And then we got in deep with those crazy-ass Russians.
- Oh, terrifying.
- We took them down, too.
Yeah, we did.
Let us not forget the Haitian husband.
Why am I always being taken down by the dick? Maybe you should move on from the dick.
Oh.
What, what? - To what? - Not me.
I'm busy.
Still, though Unh-unh.
What's wrong, Des? No, ma'am, we're not gonna mess up this look.
Tilt your head back.
This is very J.
Lo in a thong, waiting on ARod.
Please don't mess it up.
Mm, I'm just thinking about the fact that I've always just wanted things, you know? A better salon and a And a bigger house, a Maserati, a man, some goddamn Versace towels.
Those towels.
But, y'all, y'all are what is important.
With y'all heffas by my side all I have ever wanted is for us to get a little piece of the pie and some goddamn affordable healthcare.
Well, now we have Cuban pie and communist healthcare.
Right? Facts.
And all the money in the world.
That's right, sugar.
The money doesn't even matter.
We are enough.
Yeah, we are.
Always were.
Ride or die.
Never doubt it.
Ah! Oh.
Oh, shit.
- Are you - Is it happening?! Ann! The baby is coming! - Here we are.
- Call 911! Necesito un médico! I can walk, I can walk.
" So let's have a baby together.
- Yes.
- Yeah.
Baylor, you remember EJ.
You guys can stay with Black Daddy.
- Okay.
- Okay.
You filthy betraying bitch, get the hell out! I think Georgia's been stealing our pills and selling them.
You know loyalty doesn't just mean bringing me a problem.
You brought that little bitch in here, and you got to see her out.
- You know what your problem is? - Well, you gonna tell me! You will never succeed, Jennifer, being soft! You want to be everybody's friend? Or you want to be a gangster? We've had our eye on Desna Simms and Clay Husser for quite a while now.
You have to promise me immunity and witness protection.
100%.
So, let's do this.
Hey, Tony.
I'm sorry What the hell, Virginia?! Ahh! No one is killing no one.
Do you love me?! You're lucky.
Looks like the bullet went clean through.
Oh, thank Jesus Jim Caviezel.
Oh, good, I thought that was the big one.
I'm serious when I tell you this is the last thing - I'll do for you.
- Shh! I am done with crime for good.
I get it.
Just hurry up.
Yeah, hurry up.
And remember that That's real flesh and nerve endings in there, okay? Pol, how you comin' with that note? Okay.
Okay.
I think I'm done.
Y'all, this might be my best forgery yet.
It's complete with spelling errors and hillbilly-isms.
I-I can't believe he's dead.
"My time yonder on this here beautiful swamp is drawing to an end.
It is with deepest regret that I confess I done killed the postal worker, and I can't live with myself no more on account of my deep and abiding faith.
My big ol' Dixie heart's breakin' that I must bid you all adieu.
" What y'all think? I-I-I don't think Clay would ever use the word "adieu," but other than that, I think it's great.
Now we just gotta get his fingerprints on that note, plant the gun, and call the police hotline.
Shit.
Des, you think this is really gonna work? I think it'll buy us some time, but shit has definitely changed.
And now I got a assload of work to do for our escape.
I'm nervous as a long-tail cat in a room - full of rocking chairs.
- Why? Look, I know Desna has gone MIA and told us it's better we don't know details, but how is she gonna pay for it all? Pol, I thought you had the money in the bag 'cause the Baron's dead.
No! His tightwad lawyers won't release the money to me.
Oh, Lord.
You know what? Des will find a way.
Her Black ass always does.
Hell, it It ain't' the first time she's been in a shit storm and gotten out.
Oh.
Okay.
You're under arrest for money laundering and fraud.
I'm what? I'm You have the right to remain silent.
What? I know what you're trying to do.
Aah! Wake your ass up.
Look at this shit.
They left us here to die.
You know you just killed a cop.
A dead cop is the least of your worries right now, Desna Simms.
She does seem to have nine lives.
This is so depressing.
Just can't believe y'all are leaving me here.
I mean, I know you don't have a choice, but still Girl, you know it's only a matter of time before the feds come down on your ass.
Why are you not coming with us?! Pol, because I can't leave Brienne and Baylor.
Oh, my God.
That one's Brienne, that one's Baylor.
Yeah, I know! Listen, that's not important.
This is the important part.
I promise I will never turn on y'all.
How are we supposed to do this crew without you, though? I don't know.
When we were good, we were so good.
All those years of being passed over, lowballed, taken for granted are over.
Y'all are the baddest bitches in Palmetto.
Br-br-br-br-br-br-ah! But let me find out that I have been replaced by another white-trash ho.
Oh, you are the only white-trash ho that I will ever love.
Whenever I see some Velveeta cheese or some Miracle Whip, I'm gonna be thinking about you.
Well, that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, Pol.
- Oh, my gosh! - What? - We are truly blessed - Pol! by St.
Julie Andrews! - What? - The Baron's inheritance came through! Oh! Yes! I have access to his offshore accounts.
Oh, my gosh.
We are setting sail for the life of leisure, finally.
Hey, Ann, you're here.
We weren't sure you'd come to enemy territory.
- She's not here, right? - No, no! She's down at the docks doing illegal stuff.
- Sounds about right.
- Okay.
You have to focus on just one thing This little baby.
Let's get that shitsquib turned.
I keep thinking there has to be some other way.
Well, there ain't.
Happy endings are for massage parlors.
If Tony was undercover, we're all in the net.
Besides, sweetie, you murdered Georgia.
Don't you want to be free from that? - Yeah, you right.
- Yeah.
And more importantly, does Lilly Pulitzer work in La Habana? Isn't that WASPy shit your thing? Yeah, but, you know, I can afford to switch things up.
Oh.
What are you thinking? Well, I was thinking about going very Celia Cruz.
You know, with the rumba dresses, you know? And the big frills and the colors.
Yeah.
Think classic rumbera.
- I could do that.
- Come here.
Oh.
Don't you ever stop appropriatin', Polly-Pol.
IAzúcar! IAzúcar! I was like, "I can't upgrade you for a fart.
" Well, that's what I know.
But when he keeled over and died, I gave her 1C and four hot cookies.
You are so wrong.
Um, give me about five minutes.
I'll get you under this light, and then I'll hit them hooves.
- Okay.
- Alright? Hi, baby.
Hey.
Just came to see how you're feeling about everything.
Oh, you know, it's like a broke-down Judy Blume book.
My best friend's leaving town, and I don't know what to do.
You okay? You wanna go have a quick one in the supply closet? - Always - Yeah.
but, um, I've been thinking about Desna's plan.
I think we should go.
To Cuba.
And what about our children? We take care of it when we get there.
I mean, there's gotta be a way.
And in the meantime, we know EJ's doing a great job.
Shit sticks, Bryce are you out of your goddamn mind? I'm not gonna leave my kids so that I can be a fugitive.
If we don't leave, the feds are coming for us.
No, they're not.
They're gonna come after Des.
That'll spread to you, and you know it.
I killed a man.
Well, that's not the first spot of blood on your hands.
If they are really building a case okay? We are on the front page.
The pain clinic, Fentanyl, Roller, Tony I made a list, and it is long, hon.
You want our kids to visit us in jail? Is that what you want? You know, that would truly be a Judy Blume book.
"Are You There, God? It's Me, Brienne and Baylor.
" - Hmm? - I ain't doing it.
Jenn I'm not leaving my kids, end of story.
Oh, the the supply closet's off the table now.
Oh, I can't breathe.
The baby's literally crushing me.
That is actually a good sign.
Oh, God, what? This is a combination of two methods that That are really beneficial for the fetus.
Additionally, not turning the baby would require a Caesarian section, which is not ideal.
In centuries past, a breech baby was a death sentence for a pregnant woman.
Oh, great.
Hello? I know Desna's up to some top-secret shit.
She's not answering her phone.
She She's not here.
Don't you lie to me, Dean Simms, okay? I know she's probably ashamed and that's why she don't want to talk to me.
Uh, Jennifer, I-I-I don't lie.
It's actually part of my condition.
I-I find lying immoral.
Well, your immoral sister is trying to convince my husband to go with her to Cuba.
I have to admit, that does sound like her.
- She has no boundaries.
- Yeah.
Well, you tell her that these are my boundaries when you see her Jenn and Bryce Husser will not leave their children.
They will not go to Cuba, okay? If we have to get locked up and just see our kids on visitation, then that's what's gonna happen, okay? That's what we gonna do.
And I look great in orange.
Do you hear me? Yes, I hear you.
And I agree Orange is a great color on you.
It's Desna.
Spill it.
Hey, girl, hey.
I know you're busy right now, but I just had to tell you.
Remember that time that Jenn caught Bryce with her mama? Let's go! Ahhh! She was all kinds of pissed at that lot lizard.
Oh, hell no.
What is this, some kind of intervention? Absolutely not.
- Wait.
- Bryce, get out of my way.
Well, then, she got all wishy-washy and she forgave her.
Mama.
Well, I just talked to her, and I think she is gonna want to come with us.
She just doesn't want to do it without her kids, so me and Virginia, we got a plan And I can't wait to tell you about it.
Yeah! Well, I think that did the trick.
Yeah? It better have.
Oh, I haven't been touched by a man like that in a long time.
Anything to point the fetus in the right direction.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh.
Hey, Jennifer.
Deanie, you best tell me where she is.
Des Desna's not home.
I told you I would give her your message.
Okay.
Well, my patience is wearing thin.
Hey, Jenn.
Desna screwing you over, too? Ann, what are you even doin' here? Baby shit.
Oh, right.
How is that precious star nugget? The head's facing south.
Well, that's how nature intended it, so Are you alright? 'Cause, quite frankly, you look like crap.
A-And rather pale and disheveled.
- Dean.
- But very pretty and - vibrant.
- I knew I liked you.
Yeah, I don't know, Ann.
I'm just a little worried about going to prison.
Which is old hat for you, but it is virgin territory for me.
- Shit is really that bad? - Yeah, it could be.
Damn, Jenn.
Well, don't worry about lockup.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
Really? - No.
- Oh.
Dean? Mm.
Eve? Shit.
I'm sorry.
EJ, it's Polly-Pol.
How you doing? Good, girls are good.
Great.
Listen, I'm gonna get straight to the point.
Uh, shit has hit the fan, and we gotta flee the country A.
S.
A.
P.
Now, you and I both know that Jenn, she's not gonna leave without those kids, and they need their mama, so, um, Virginia and I are just right outside your house, and we're wondering if we could come in for a little tête-à -tête? Great.
Virginia, it's go time.
Your lack of helpfulness is stunning.
Part of being an informant is to inform.
You want me to make shit up? My partner is dead, Ann.
Get with the game, because if this operation goes bust and I lose my job, ain't nobody else in the agency that gives a shit about your immunity.
Without me, you're finished, sis.
- Kaput.
- Thanks for raising the stakes.
I might just go into premature labor.
You have to find out who did this.
Was it Desna? Bryce? I have a partial print of his.
You gonna arrest him? Not yet.
We're building a bigger case, not trying to blow it on a thin arrest.
Fine.
I'll see what I can do.
- Hi.
- Hey.
I'm sorry.
Baby, can we not? Can we just leave it? I mean, I'm already eating fruit I wish was tater totchos.
Look here.
If you want to ride-or-die out here in Palmghetto, we can do that.
Okay? Go out Bonnie and Clyde style.
You serious? I love you.
I love you.
Oh, my babies! Oh, my God! What are you doing? How did you Is this gonna be added to the rap sheet? Nope.
We took care of it.
It's not like I killed him.
Me either.
What? We all know I can.
- Hi, White Daddy! - Hi, White Daddy! Hey.
Well, hello! And Black Daddy was treating you so good.
What am I doing here talk We gotta pack.
- Yes! - We don't have a lot of time.
- Yes! Yes! - Right? Go, ducklets, go! - Come on! - Polly, I love you so much.
Baby, did you get my purse?! I got it, darlin'! Holy shit.
Who did this? Was it Bryce? - Desna? - I have no idea.
I'm just informing.
There's a note.
What in the BLM is going on in here?! M-M-My hands are up! Mine too! Virginia Loc, you're under arrest for the murder of Georgia Donato.
Wha Let's go, come on, come on.
Polly! Polly! Shh, shh, shh! No, no, no, no.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Aunt Polly's gonna take care of this.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
Polly, you know what happens to Black people in jail! - I don't want to go! - Shh, shh! You stay calm.
Stay calm, baby girl.
I got you.
I am gonna sue your white brotherhood asses! It was pretty gruesome.
Georgia was brutalized, blunt-force trauma to the head.
Here, take a look.
Shows a lot of anger and hatred.
So what the hell did she do to you, hmm? Did she slide into your boyfriend's DMs? Or steal your favorite Gucci bag? Ah! I'm telling you, I didn't kill her.
She died.
Strippers die.
Here's the thing.
That bridge got a new traffic camera about, mm, a month ago.
And it clearly shows you and Georgia fighting and then both of you going over the railing.
Lawyer.
Oh.
You've watched cop shows.
Oh! Whatchu like? "SVU"? Oh, don't worry.
You'll get your lawyer.
But not yet.
- Shit.
- I know.
We're so close.
The boat is leaving soon! D-Desna, where the hell are you? Tryna to button this shit up.
What are we gonna do? Yeah, I mean, we We still gotta go, right? Your ass just got on the gravy train, and now you wanna go without Virginia? No way, no how.
Just Just give me a minute.
- Let me think.
- Hey.
- Here's Pol.
- Hey, hey.
I just left word for the best and most expensive criminal lawyers the Baron's money can buy.
- And? - And we gonna white privilege our way out of this shit.
- Ha-ha! - Pol, Virginia's Blasian.
That might not even w God, I wish Uncle Daddy was still alive.
I mean, at least he had the cops in his pocket.
Oh, Jenn.
Bryce, don't you dare start singing Whitney right now.
Or Celine.
It's a good thing he's dead, 'cause he would definitely use this to crush us.
The DEA is still waiting on our fake heroin deal.
If China Doll keeps her goddamn mouth shut and makes bail, we make it to the boat on time.
- That's it.
- That's it.
That's all that has to happen.
That's good.
Right.
You thirsty? You been here a while.
Thanks.
I haven't had a soda with calories in forever.
Admit what you did, and you can have all of these.
I'm telling you, it was someone else on that bridge.
Don't you say all us hos look alike? Here.
Want to show you something that we found on Georgia's phone.
Here I am with my bestie.
We're about to get some matching ink today.
I know.
We should get Thot 1 and Thot 2! Mwah! You seemed tight, like sisters.
You know that gnawing feeling you got in the pit of your stomach? You don't want to carry that around for the rest of your life, hmm? No, trust me, you'll feel so much better if you come clean.
I loved her.
Mm-hmm.
And I I-I didn't plan on drowning her.
Okay? I My first idea was just to To shoot her, m-make it quick and easy Mm.
It's over.
What did you tell them? The truth.
That I killed Georgia.
Why did you come clean? To cover up for Desna's ass? You know how it's always been with me and her.
How it's been for all of us.
Doing everything for her.
All I ever wanted was to be accepted by you guys.
And I messed that up trying to be just like her.
If only I would've just never brought Georgia around in the first place There is no way you could have known that this is the way it was gonna go down.
Something bad always happens to us, Ann.
I was trying to help another stripper get off the street, and instead, I got her murdered.
You're not Des.
Alright? You are not Des.
Yeah, I I know that now.
She's the one that should be in jail, not you.
I've made my peace.
And so should you.
Just forgive her.
Hell no.
It's about as likely as her hair being real.
Will you visit me? I get it.
It's okay, I get it.
You have plans to get outta here and to make a life for you and the little bean.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Now get out of Palmetto.
And don't you ever look back.
I said don't look back.
Get outta here.
You said your supervisor called about this? 'Cause this is the first I'm hearing.
You think I want to spend my day in this shithole town for fun? I hear the doctors are running pill mills right out in the open.
Look, I got Virginia Loc on murder one.
No way I'm letting her go.
Okay.
Let me school you about a little thing called jurisdiction.
We got it.
And you don't.
You're right about Virginia Loc.
She's a badass psychopathic killer.
Even worse? She an illegal alien.
I didn't notice an accent.
'Cause that's their new trick.
They're crafty that way.
Slippin' right in under our noses.
But immigration status doesn't trump murder.
True.
Except for the fact that she's an international baby murderer who eats dogs.
Dogs? Damn.
She's fresh off the boat.
So whaddya say? Do it for America? - Surprise! - There's my little jailbird.
Oh, my God.
Thank you, thank you! I dunno how y'all did it.
You confessed? Girl, have I taught you nothing about how to be a successful criminal? I know.
I'm sorry.
I-I don't know what happened.
I just I just broke.
I thought y'all would've been long gone by now.
Bitch, you thought we were just gonna leave you in there? You are part of the crew.
Yeah.
Okay, Agent Ken, we gotta go.
We got shit to do.
Desna's waiting on us.
We're leaving in two hours, girl.
It's time to say our goodbyes.
Did you get the good luck cat? Yeah, I got the good luck cat.
Go in my office and get the leather cosmetic bag with my special nail colors.
Oh, I-I-I-I already got it.
Okay.
So where So where we gonna meet? Dean, put me on FaceTime.
- Why? - Just do it.
Put me on FaceTime.
I want to see your face.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
I wanted to see your face.
I need you to forgive me, Dean.
Y-You have nothing to apologize for.
Dean, let me say my piece, okay? O-Our lives have never been easy.
And I made a lot of mistakes along the way.
Stuff that I wish I could take back.
You know I spent a lot of time resenting how hard I had to work just to keep our heads above water.
But the the one thing I have never resented is you.
You are my heart, Dean.
And I'm sorry.
I am so, so sorry for the things I put you through.
Y-Y-You did your best.
I-I know that.
And I know that taking care of me has challenges.
And I agree You made lots of mistakes.
Really stupid mistakes.
But But But if you hadn't, I might not be the independent man I am now.
Okay? And you And you can tell me all this stuff when I see you, okay? You You're not gonna You're not gonna see me, Dean.
But But, um But I'm I'm pa I'm packing all your stuff.
I'm gonna send you an address, and you can mail everything to me.
N-No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna see I'm gonna see you right now.
Right now.
Dean, it's too dangerous.
You're gonna be a dad.
Y-You have someone else to think about right now.
I wish more than anything that I I could meet your baby.
So, when So when am I gonna see you? I don't know.
But I love you forever, Dean.
I love you, too, Dessie.
Yeah.
This is not the end.
Okay? I gotta go now.
Somebody is expecting my call.
B So, what's up? What's so important? Well, we're skipping town today, me and the girls.
- You know that.
- Yeah.
We've got the boys in blue after us, and I'm telling you right now, Ken, I refuse to go back to the slammer.
Polly So I just I need to clear some things up with you, okay? I did you dirty, Ken.
Yes, you did, but that Those are Those are some great memories.
No.
I put you through the wringer.
But the truth is, I couldn't have made it through these few years without you.
And you have no idea how much you mean to me.
Pol, I'm touched.
So This is goodbye, Ken.
A present? But I didn't get you anything.
That's okay.
Open it.
You got me a key? I mean I mean, I love it! No, Ken, it's a key to the Kenneth Brickman Medical Center in Sarasota.
Wait.
That That's my name.
Yeah.
'Cause it's your new practice.
I bought it for you.
And that way, if I'm out of Palmetto or Or even the country, I'll still be a part of your life.
Are you kidding? I-I don't know what to say.
You have so much potential, Ken.
You don't deserve this life.
I want you to discover who you really are, by yourself.
Stand on your own two feet.
Show the world what Kenneth Brickman can really do.
You know I will always love you.
Me too, Ken.
Me too.
I got the call about Desna's heroin deal.
She said to meet her in 30.
- Game on.
- I'm driving.
- Dean.
- Yep.
Dean, it's okay.
It's okay.
Okay, come here, come here.
Put your head here.
Okay, close your eyes.
You are about to embark on a restful and peaceful journey in which the weight of the world and all your troubles fall away What do you want, Ann? We're on way to the meet.
Yeah, that's why I'm calling you.
You're going to the wrong place.
- What? - Virginia told me.
The place Desna sent you is fake.
There's no heroin dealer.
Are you shitting me? That bitch Desna played us? Sure did.
And she's on her way to the dock to get the hell out of Palmetto.
Shit.
Why didn't you tell me as soon as you found out? I like you, Lori.
I really do.
But I got my own shit to take care of.
What are you gonna do, Ann? As long as that ruthless bitch is alive, I'm never gonna be safe and neither is my baby.
You sold me out, didn't you? No worries, no cares.
Up ahead, you see an island No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is No, this is This is not right! What isn't right? Desna's in danger.
I-I-I-I can I can tell.
I can feel it.
I mean, I can't actually feel it, because that's not possible.
ESP doesn't exist.
But I-I-I can always tell when something goes wrong with Desna.
What's going wrong? Whenever she says she has a plan, it always falls apart.
Her plans suck! They're terrible.
Actually, they're not actually thought through, Eve.
And And she thinks that just because she wears a tight pantsuit that people can't see her, but I see her.
I see her all the time.
I always see her.
And And And And she's in trouble.
She needs help.
And And instead of asking for any help, she's gonna try to do everything by herself, and then you know what? People are gonna die.
T-They always do.
People die.
They always die.
They always do.
Maybe they won't this time.
Maybe Eve, you're not You're not listening to me! They always mmm.
I-I-I've had to save her before.
I I have to go save her.
Wait.
Wait.
Dean, wait! You're not going anywhere.
You betrayed me.
Stings, doesn't it? I sure as shit ain't going down with you.
You would shoot a pregnant woman? I don't know why I'm surprised.
Never doubt this queen.
Or this one.
Shit! Hurry the hell up to the docks.
We need them both alive.
I can't let you go.
It's It's not your choice.
I'm a grown man.
- I'm gonna find Desna.
- Why do you think I'm here? Desna knew you were gonna try to do this.
- She She sent you? - See, honey? - She does have a plan.
- God! Even when she's skipping town, she's so controlling! Okay.
Where is she, Dr.
Ken? She asked me to look after you, Dean.
You don't need her.
You don't need to save her, either.
Yes, I do.
She can't do this alone! I have to She has to do it alone.
She has to.
And if you're really a grown man, then you have to let go.
But she needs me.
Does she? Or are you just scared of being without her? Sometimes we have to let go of the people we love because it's the right thing to do.
I want to run after Polly I can't imagine my life without her.
But I have to.
For both our sakes.
Shit! Desna Say hi to Arlene for me.
Bitch.
Come on, come on.
I got you.
- Go, go, go, go, go! - Go, go, go! Where the hell are they going? Come on! Move your asses! Go, go, go! Stop right there! You're all under arrest! Get the Coast Guard! Hi! - Welcome back! - Look at this dude.
- It's daddy! - What's going on? What's going Oh, what? What have you done? This is amazing.
Yeah, we made some changes.
I like it.
So, how was your trip? Oh.
Ah-maz-ing! I had so much fun in Vegas.
I-I-I really needed to clear my head.
Here, here.
I, uh, brought you a souvenir.
Now don't be offended.
How can I be offended? It is true.
- Thank you.
- Sure.
So what'd you do? Oh.
So many terrifying things.
The Stratosphere roller coaster, the Grand Canyon helicopter tour, sky diving, and you know what? Dr.
Kenneth Brickman not only survived but thrived.
So happy for you.
Your baby missed you.
Oh, and I missed him, too.
But not with the desperate abandonment I was afraid of.
Uh, don't tell him that.
Your secret's safe with me.
Hey, Dean, honey, come down here! How is he? Ah, same.
Yeah.
I mean, Desna was his entire life before you.
We're taking it moment by moment.
Hi, honey, look who's here.
- Hey, Dean.
- Glad tidings and felicitations.
Oh, I brought you this Yeah.
Ready? Psh-ah! Mm.
That's funny.
Here.
Oh, and I almost forgot.
This was outside your door.
It doesn't say who it's from.
Hi, Deanie.
I know you've probably been upset.
I have missed you so much and wanted to tell you what happened.
Hi Hi, Des.
And I wish Stop it! Everyone thought that me and Ann were mortal enemies after that big blowout at the salon.
A-And it was true for a real long time.
Tell me what it's gonna take to get you the hell outta my life.
Ann.
Ann, please! After we almost lost Jenn, Ann and I were able to get to a deeper place.
You stalking me now? I can't let you just walk away.
I finally fell on the sword and apologized to her, for real.
And we figured out a way we could fool the DEA together.
So we set a plan in motion that was pretty damn risky, with Ann becoming an informant.
If I tell you everything I know about Desna and Clay, you have to promise me immunity and witness protection.
100%.
The most important thing we had to do was to keep up this act of being mortal enemies.
So Ann called her DEA handler to witness her death.
Desna Polly gave me some leads, and I spent the last few days putting together a dream team of ex-Navy SEALs, special effects dudes, even a tech crew from a Vegas magic act who happened to be between gigs.
Come on! Move your asses! She's looking She's watching us! To the feds, it looked like we were trying to escape on a boat, which we were.
But, Deanie, it wasn't the one that exploded.
The bomb was tossed into an identical boat that was hidden in the cove.
While that boat sped away, a team disguised our boat while we hid out of sight.
What the feds saw was a decoy boat Ah! while we all sailed off into the most bomb-ass sunset I love you, Deanie, and I'm so sorry I let you think I was gone.
One of these days, though, baby, I'm gonna see you and that little baby of yours.
Yeah.
Okay, Des.
That's Honey, are you alright? Yeah, I-I'm good.
I-I-I'll be right down.
Shut up.
Okay.
I love you, too, Roller.
Mwah! I'll see you later.
"I love you, too, Roller.
I'll see you later.
" Shut up! Y'all, it's It's been a whole two months.
- Yeah.
- Two months.
- I feel like we in the clear.
- Oh, yeah.
And Roller's back sweatin' out your edges, girl.
- Hey! - I know that's right.
That's why I had to lay them down.
No, he laid you down.
But it just seems like, when I think about it, all that mess in Palmetto was a lifetime ago.
It's not my first time, but ain't it fun being dead? Sweetheart, where's the margarita mix? Baby, I don't know.
You're just gonna have to find it your damn self.
And when you find it, can you make me a virgin? Sorry, babe, I believe that ship has already sailed.
Do not encourage him.
Do not.
But seriously, y'all, like, think about all the shit we been through.
Me and China Doll killed Roller And then his ass came back.
From the dead! And then we got in deep with those crazy-ass Russians.
- Oh, terrifying.
- We took them down, too.
Yeah, we did.
Let us not forget the Haitian husband.
Why am I always being taken down by the dick? Maybe you should move on from the dick.
Oh.
What, what? - To what? - Not me.
I'm busy.
Still, though Unh-unh.
What's wrong, Des? No, ma'am, we're not gonna mess up this look.
Tilt your head back.
This is very J.
Lo in a thong, waiting on ARod.
Please don't mess it up.
Mm, I'm just thinking about the fact that I've always just wanted things, you know? A better salon and a And a bigger house, a Maserati, a man, some goddamn Versace towels.
Those towels.
But, y'all, y'all are what is important.
With y'all heffas by my side all I have ever wanted is for us to get a little piece of the pie and some goddamn affordable healthcare.
Well, now we have Cuban pie and communist healthcare.
Right? Facts.
And all the money in the world.
That's right, sugar.
The money doesn't even matter.
We are enough.
Yeah, we are.
Always were.
Ride or die.
Never doubt it.
Ah! Oh.
Oh, shit.
- Are you - Is it happening?! Ann! The baby is coming! - Here we are.
- Call 911! Necesito un médico! I can walk, I can walk.