Phineas and Ferb s04e10 Episode Script

Guys, can you settle an argument for us? Preferably in my favor? If a vegetarian becomes a zombie, would they start eatin' people? Mr.
Smartyunderpants thinks they just keep eatin' vegetables.
But they are, after all, vegetarians.
I guess they eat things like heads of lettuce Uh, ears of corn! Eye of potato! Leg of carrot! What? Your carrots don't have legs? Where do your parents shop? Hey, guys! What'cha doin'? Oh, we're just solving the world's problems.
Zombie vegetarianism is a world problem? Not yet.
But recycling is.
We've gotta lot of leftover material from past inventions and we're trying to figure out what to do with it.
My mom always just throws all our leftovers into a pot and makes a giant casserole.
It's best to just eat first and ask questions later.
That's it! We'll use all our leftovers and make an invention casserole! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! Hey, where's Perry? I'm right here, guys.
It's Internet sensation, Parry Gripp! How's it going? It's going well! But, actually, we were looking for Perry the Platypus.
Oops.
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
Internet sensation, Parry Gripp, ladies and gentlemen! So, where's our Perry? Oh, here you go, Perry.
I burnt another one.
I guess that's what I get for staying up all night.
Unless I get my act together, that means plenty more for you, Perry.
Red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow Lawrence, what on Earth are you doing? Oh, just a few vocal exercises before my big speech for the committee of the Danville Museum.
Would you like a little sneak peek? I'd love to, honey, but I've got quite a lot of baking to do if I wanna make my quota for the Live and Let Pie event.
Live and Let Pie! for charity.
Why don't you practice in front of Candace? Ooh, fine idea.
There's nothing teenagers love more than listening to speeches.
Okay, where was I? Oh, no! Well, Perry, looks like you've got yourself another Uh, where's Perry? Right here! Platypus.
Oops, didn't mean to intrude.
Morning, Agent P.
Guess whose birthday it is, Agent P? It's not Carl's.
And it's not yours.
Okay, okay, it's mine! Help yourself, Agent P.
Not a cake person, huh? Oh, well.
We've noticed a surge of revenue going to Doofenshmirtz's bank account recently.
Get to the bottom of it.
Are we ready to sing, Carl? I'm patching in all the agents now, sir.
We couldn't afford the rights to that famous birthday song, so the agents and I came up with this.
A one, a two, a three.
Birthday! That was just beautiful! "Thank you for coming here today to hear my speech on the history of the ancient Ornithorhynchan tribe.
The Ornithorhynchans were a platypus-worshipping society known for painting themselves teal-blue and wearing elaborate platypus-themed costumes for their various dances and rituals.
" Oh, you know what? I just remembered some friends asked me to help them form a giant human pyramid and I told them that was, like, the last thing I want to do today, but It turns out I was wrong.
So, I-I gotta go.
The speech is great, Dad, but you might want to add some visual aids.
Just a little dry.
Hmm, visual aids.
Ah, that's how I can spruce it up a little.
Spruce! Spruce! Spuh-ruce! Ah, very good then.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated Good to see you, Perry the Platypus! But, you'll be lucky to see anything after y— Oop! Oh, I almost used my final zinger before I even told you my evil plan! Just put it out of your mind.
Bzzt! It's gone like like you've been zapped by a Mind Zap-inator.
Zapper-inator or something.
Hmm.
Anyway, you may be wondering why you're in an ophthalmologist's chair.
Well, it seems that I've come into a bit of good fortune! Some technology of mine is being used to in eye examination equipment and I've been getting royalty checks.
The extra money is fine and all, but it really chafes my hide that something I invented is being used for good! Ugh.
Y-You know what I mean? So— So, I invented the Eye Fog-inator to temporarily blur the vision of whomever it hits.
It will then force people to go out and get their eyes checked, and then I'll get even more money, which I can then spend on evil! So, you know, i-it kinda evens out.
And you, Perry the Platypus, will be my first test subject! Okay, put your little chin on the thing.
Oh.
Oh, l-let me wipe that off for you.
Gets so greasy.
Okay, lift your head a bit.
There— There we go.
Perfect.
Okay, now here's my zinger.
You'll be lucky to see anything after the Eye Fog-inat— Ugh! It-It— You know, it worked before when it was in context, but— But it just sounds silly now.
Ugh.
Okay, now— Now you'll feel a slight puff of air.
Okay, and the blinding ray.
So, di— Did it work? Well, why are you giving me the stink eye? Did it work or not? Huh, I-I guess I'll just have to try it by myself.
Okay, three steps back and Whoa! Whoa, I can see that I cannot see.
Whoa, I can see that I cannot see.
This— It-It works! It work— I-I consider this a success, Perry— Perry the Platypus, where are you? Did you say something? Nice work, Baljeet! I found some slide rulers from my World of Calculation exhibit.
I found some coat hangers from that Leaning Tower of Closet Space and an old college sweatshirt.
Cool! We can hit this baby with the Mega-sizer and it'll make a great parachute.
I found these catering trays from the giant picnic and this parachute from the drag race.
Cool! We can shoot that with the Micro-sizer and it'll make a great sweatshirt.
All this stuff is gonna work out great! It's a shame Perry isn't here to see it.
Here I am.
And I brought some old guitar strings to recycle.
Wow.
Thanks.
But— You meant Perry the Platypus, didn't you? Well, yeah, but your timing is perfect.
We were just about to start the song.
Okay, try this on for size.
(Song: Backyard Hodge Podge) You take a Bucket full of forks and a rusted oil drum And a broken carburetor stuck together with some gum Got a motor, and a floater, and a giant can of soda Uncle's college sweatshirt, but it's got a funny odor You take a little here and you put it over there You can tie it all together with some fake gorilla hair, and then We've got a backyard hodge podge! (It's a backyard hodge podge!) It's a backyard hodge podge! (It's a backyard hodge podge!) Well, we've got A motorized spatula, a rubberized tarantula A weird potato chip that kind of looks like Dracula A locket, and a socket, and a shiny medal sprocket A slide without a ladder, and a Saturn V rocket You'll ogle with your goggles as you weld another toggle And your mind'll truly boggle when it starts to wiggle-woggle because It's a backyard hodge podge! (Oo-ooh, it's a backyard hodge podge!) It's a backyard hodge podge! (Oo-ooh, it's a backyard hodge podge!) It's a backyard hodge podge! I've got you now, Perry the Platypus! Perry the Platypus, did you get yourself upholstered? Oh, man! Actually, this is way too tame.
Hey, crank it up to double black diamond! This parachute smells funny.
(Oo-ooh, it's a backyard hodge podge!) Nice repurposing of Buford's chewed gum collection.
(Oo-ooh, it's a backyard hodge podge!) That sure was great! But, I wish Perry was here for once.
He would just love it! I do love it! I've never had so much fun! Anyway, fellas, I'm gonna hit the road.
See ya! Well, he's no platypus but still a lovely fellow.
You know, maybe I should've thought before blurring my own vision.
And it was very short-sighted of me.
Hey, could you make that "digga-digga-digga-digga-digga" sound for me— That was a lucky kick, Perry t— Wait, I just need to blast myself again and I'll clear my vision and get the jump on him.
Hey, hey, you jumped on me! You used my own turn of phrasing against me! Wow, irony! Really? A stack of buckets? That'll teach me to randomly stack buckets in the center of my lab.
Oh, another reject.
Here you go, Perry.
Oh, there you are.
What're you doing up there? Oh, it's a bag of bread.
Oh, I've been up so long I'm starting to see things.
Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two Three-point-one-four-one-five-nine-two Pi! Okay.
That's it.
I can't believe I'm doing what I'm about to do.
Hello? I hate to interrupt your day, honey, but I need your help with these pies.
I'm so tired, I'm startin' to see the weirdest things.
Weird? Yes! I'll be right home! Um That was partially my fault! Ugh, the pies aren't the only things that are burnt.
I gotta get outta here! Oh, that didn't go over as well as I'd hoped.
Hmm, perhaps I need to spruce it up more! Spruce! Sprrr— Ooh! Ow! I do believe I've sprained my elbow.
Maybe some fresh air will help wake me— —up?! (It's a backyard hodge podge!) Hi, Mom! Phineas? It's a backyard hodge podge! Okay, found it! Okay, I just have to take three steps back.
One two— One two— Why do I keep stacking buckets?! Curse you, Perry the Platypus! This is gonna be epic! Okay, Mom! Here I am! Candace, do you see what I'm seeing? I don't see anything! I don't see anything! I don't see anything! I don't see anything! That's it! I'm lying down! I can see everything so well now.
Yes, whoever invented those gizmos inside that machine must be a person who's dedicated his or her life to good.
Oh, man! Ignore the upside down man, Balthazar.
Ladies and gentlemen, our keynote speaker on the history of the Ornithorhynchan tribe, Lawrence Fletcher.
Thank you for coming here today to hear my speech on the history of the ancient Ornithorhynchan tribe.
The Ornithorhynchans were a platypus-worshipping Why is his arm in a sling? That's what bothers you about this? That nap did me a world of good! I feel so much better now.
No, maybe not.
Back to bed.
You take a Bucket full of forks and a rusted oil drum And a broken carburetor stuck together with some gum Got a motor, and a floater, and a giant can of soda Uncle's college sweatshirt, but it's got a funny odor You take a little here and you put it over there You can tie it all together with some fake gorilla hair, and then We've got a backyard hodge podge! (It's a backyard hodge podge!) It's a backyard hodge podge!