Skam (2015) s04e10 Episode Script
Takk for alt
1 I'M BY YOUR HOUSE.
SHOULD I STOP BY SO I CAN GET YOU BEER? WAIT DOWNSTAIRS.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
- Hello.
- Hi.
My name's HÃ¥kon.
I'm the new owner.
Is your mother home? Unfortunately, she's not.
Can I help you with something? I just wanted to introduce myself.
Also, your mother hasn't paid the rent.
Has she been notified of that? She must have forgotten.
She works a lot.
I'll tell her.
You will? Great.
That's it.
Bye.
I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT I REALLY ADMIRE HOW STRONG YOU ARE.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, YOU NEVER GIVE UP.
YOU KEEP GOING FORWARD.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE TO WAR WITH ME.
YOU'RE INVITED TO MY EID CELEBRATION ON SATURDAY.
IT'S A HOLIDAY AT THE END OF RAMADAN.
I'D LIKE TO BREAK THE FAS WITH ALL MY LOVED ONES.
THERE WILL BE A LOT OF FOOD AND LOVELY PEOPLE.
I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
Mum? I'm going out.
Who was at the door? It was for a petition.
Sorry, I lost track of time! No worries.
My mum and I were chatting.
Shall we go? Hurry up! Did you sleep well? I just had the weirdest dream.
What was it? I was at primary school.
We were having lunch outside.
I was with Caroline, who was my girlfriend in 4th grade.
You walked past us, and I was like, "Damn!" I went up to you.
I asked you to be my girlfriend right in front of Caroline.
What did I say? You said yes, of course.
Of course.
Your dream won't come true.
What do you mean? We'll never be together.
Why not? Why not? - Because - Because? - You're - What am I? A cheating fuckboy.
Hi, Vilde.
What are you doing? Nothing special.
I thought we could get Sana a present to show her how much we love her.
That's a good idea.
I did some research.
Presents are a common thing, but it's either for kids or else you give money.
It would be weird to give her money.
I'd like to give her a special gift.
Do you have any ideas? I don't know.
Maybe we could ask someone who is more knowledgeable.
Good idea.
We'll ask a Muslim.
Can I call you later? Bye.
Where were we? We were talking about becoming a couple.
- I don't think so.
- Yes, we were.
You don't want to? I think you do.
- You sure? - Yes.
Absolutely certain? Yes.
Hide! Why should I? Sorry! I have a guest.
- This is - Hello! - Chris.
- Hi.
Chris.
Your name's Chris too? No, I'm Anne Marit.
Makes sense.
I'm sorry, I didn't know Eva had a boyfriend.
We're not dating.
Yet.
I guess you'll figure it out.
Why did you get up? I had to introduce myself! I have good manners.
You have to say hello.
You could have done it another time! Love me.
One time, he'd forgotten to bring his bike.
I had to - I had to - You had to pick up his bike? I'll text you.
See you later.
- Where are you headed? - Building A.
- What about you? - Building B.
What is it? Nothing.
Why? You should go first since you're ashamed of me.
- You're talking rubbish.
- You're ashamed of me.
People just You're ashamed of me.
I'm not! I have a bad feeling about this.
Why's that? Girls are good at blind siding people.
You're the best.
You'll win.
What if she only invited me to fuck with me? That won't happen! She wants to bury the hatchet.
Like, inviting someone to an Eid celebration is a peace declaration.
What kind of party is it? What do people do? Is there any alcohol? Can't you handle one party without alcohol? Of course I can! I was just asking.
I don't think there'll be any alcohol.
I'll be there anyway.
See you there! - Hello.
- Where were you? Where the fuck were you? I was at McDonald's.
- At McDonald's? - By yourself? - By yourself.
- Really, though? Is that Can you imagine him at McDonald's by himself? What's up with you guys? We're talking about McDonald's.
- Where did you get the money? - That's what I was wondering.
- I borrowed it.
- From whom? Julian Dahl.
The ATM.
Why don't you like him? He's rich! It's always about money! He doesn't even know Jonas, and he just gives him money? He was wearing a suit once, that was weird as hell.
Julian fucking Dahl! I FEEL WEIRD ASKING YOU, BUT YOU DATED EVA.
I LIKE HER, BUT I DON'T GET HER.
- What the fuck? - What is it? FROM ONE BRO TO ANOTHER, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS IS SHE INTO? HAHAHA.
Penetrator Chris just messaged me.
Penetrator Chris? - What does he want? - Listen.
- "I feel weird asking you" - You bet! "But you dated Eva.
"I like her, but I don't get her.
"From one bro to another, can you help me out? What kind of flowers is she into? Hahaha.
" - I love the ending.
- Are you two friends? We're not.
Why should I help him? Why not? This is Penetrator Chris we're talking about! He's not good enough for her.
He's pretty hot though.
Eva is up there.
He's down there.
Mahdi? We'd like to give Sana a gift to show her we love her, but we have trouble coming up with ideas.
I was wondering if there were Muslim traditions regarding the gifts on Eid? I'm a Catholic.
- Sorry.
- No worries.
Who should I ask? If you want to tell her how much you love her, just write her a letter.
What do you think? Vilde? What's going on between Chris and Eva? I don't know.
They have sex.
I think Eva may be in love with him, but I don't think he wants anything more.
- Bye! - Kiss me before you leave.
- Bye.
- Bye, baby.
You know what? That was brave of Chris.
Good for him texting the ex and asking him about flowers.
Does he really like Eva or does he just want sex? It's great that he texted you.
People change.
Maybe he's changed.
People change.
It's great that he asked for advice.
It was brave of him.
He seems serious about her.
He even mentioned flowers! Who's the last person you gave flowers to? My mum.
Mahdi doesn't give flowers.
He's an alright bloke.
If they like each other, you should help him out.
He's not what he seems.
Do you remember the whole Yakuza thing? Chris and I planned the fight.
He's an alright bloke.
He just wanted to stand up - to the biggest dicks of Oslo.
- He had your back? He really is a nice bloke.
We thought we should take them down.
Did you fancy him? Did you fancy him? It wasn't like that.
YOU SHOULD GO FOR NACHOS AND FRESH PRINCE.
Didn't he knock that one bloke out with a bottle? No, William did.
Poor him.
What happened to him? He deserved it.
He was a fucking dick.
Did he pass out? Did he pass out? He almost did.
I was in the middle of the fight.
I fought.
Who did you fight against? You fought? Some preppy bloke from Bærum.
Who won? SORRY FOR BEING A DICK.
WILL YOU COME WITH ME TO A PARTY? Is fighting fun? They wanted to beat everyone up.
They had to be stopped.
They beat up Jonas! - They did? - For no reason! Why do you have William's hairstyle? I don't.
That's William's hairstyle.
Can't we think of anything else? We could write her a letter.
We could perform something? Why not? - Something Moroccan? - Something easy to learn.
COULD YOU LEND ME 1 000 KRONER? IT CAN BE LESS THAN THAT.
YOU'LL GET THEM BACK ON JULY 7th ALONG WITH THE 750 KRONER I OWE YOU.
THERE'S THIS TOP I REALLY WANT TO GET.
I DON'T WANT TO ASK MY MUM.
- We could give a speech! - Yes! - Can you write it? - Yes.
- We could - Hi! Hi! Are you going to Sana's party? We are.
- Are you? - Yes.
Jonas invited me.
I was a bit anxious because I don't know anyone.
But then I remembered kosegruppa! I was wondering if you guys were going.
We are.
We'll take care of you.
Great! We have to look after one another.
See you.
Bye! Okay.
About the speech.
What are we going to write? Come in.
Do you have a minute? There are 2 hours, 17 minutes and 14 seconds to go before the summer holidays.
Welcome, Christina Berg.
Sit.
How do you know my name? I know the names of all the students.
How can I help you? I just have this friend She's not just a friend.
There are many friendless people.
Many lonely people.
Think about retirement homes.
They're overflowing with old people.
All their friends are dead.
No one pays them any visit and they're all alone.
They only have memories from bygone days.
You're right! I'd never thought about that, but when you get really old, all your friends die.
- Life becomes miserable.
- It does.
What's up with your friend? I'm worried about her.
I don't think she has a good home life.
I think her mum is depressed.
I should be a better friend, but I'm not good at this stuff.
I can't talk to her about it.
Could you do it? Do you know what I think? I think you're lying.
- Are you? - No! You say, "I'm not good at this stuff.
" I think you are.
I'm not! I'm really bad at this! As soon as there's any kind of conflict Everyone thinks conflicts are uncomfortable! But it doesn't mean you should avoid them.
You know what? Be careful what you think about yourself.
I don't see the same thing you do.
Do you know what I see? I see a girl who's a very good friend.
A girl who talks to her friend.
A girl who likes conflicts.
That last bit was over the top, but you get the gist? I do.
DID ANYONE BUY KETCHUP AND MUSTARD? WE'RE ALREADY AT THE PARK.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING? I'M WAITING FOR HIM.
IS THERE ENOUGH BEER? IT'S IMPORTANT.
FOR THE THIRD TIME, THERE IS.
YOU NEED TO CHILL.
I WAN HIS BIRTHDAY TO BE PERFECT.
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT KETCHUP.
LET ME OVERREACT.
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE REST OF THE YEAR.
I DON'T DESERVE HIM.
I THINK YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOYFRIEND.
YOU TURNED A GRUMPY BOY INTO A HAPPY BOY.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? - Hello.
- Hello! - Open it.
- Beer at school? Awesome! - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Have you found the video? Not yet.
I can't find it.
It's on YouTube! On YouTube? That's so unhelpful! There are ten billion videos on YouTube.
If you can't find the title, you won't find the video.
Can't you give me a hint? It starts with the letter G.
G? It's not Yellow curtains.
You're not that far off.
Green curtains? Grey curtains? High school genius? I wouldn't call it that.
What is it then? I'm not telling you.
Is it God? - That's me.
- That's it.
I'll check it out later.
Do you really think I would call it God? If it's about me, yes.
That's so pretentious.
Get a room, you faggots! What did he say? What? What did you say? It's fucking disgusting! Fucking hell! Do you really think you can just say that shit? Come here! Fuck! Did you know you're ugly as fuck? I'm so done with that shit! - He can't just say that! - Look at me.
- Look at me.
- Yes! Yes! Everything's fine.
Let's just calm down.
We'll just meet our friends.
We'll go to the park.
We'll drink beer.
Shall we go? What are you doing? Can't you help me instead? I can't write.
You can't write? Of course you can.
Tell me about her.
IN THE SPEECH FOR SANA, YOU SHOULD MENTION HOW STRONG SHE IS.
She looks badass.
WE DON'T REALISE HOW MUCH SHIT SHE HAS TO TAKE.
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT.
She's not badass.
It's just a façade.
She really has a soft side.
If it weren't for Sana, we wouldn't be lying here.
It's not just the email.
Someone persuaded me a while ago to try and understand you.
Other than that, she likes I mean, she loves science.
I thought I could write about that.
About science stuff.
I wanted to say what was inside Sana's atoms.
But well, the whole thing has turned into a big old mess.
Linn has called me three times today.
I'm not kidding.
Yes? Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Could you get toilet paper on the way home? Sure, but I don't know what time I'll get home.
Go get some yourself if it's an emergency.
Okay.
- When are you coming home? - I don't know.
I'll see.
I've got stuff to do.
Are you sleeping at home tonight? I am.
We could watch 20 år med Espen Eckbo? Sure.
Okay? Bye.
Bye.
Atoms, science Didn't you have science classes? I did.
Help me out.
Write about the butterfly effect.
What's that? It's part of the chaos theory.
Open your eyes.
You look gorgeous! You look very pretty.
Can't I just wear the blue dress? No, you can't! Eid is an important Muslim celebration.
It's not some slutty party.
Is the veil necessary? It is.
Can you imagine Sana showing up to your place on Christmas day while wearing a tracksuit? Do you think your mum would be thrilled? No, she would be pissed.
What's up with you? Do you think Noora is going to move out? Come and sit down.
You know that Noora loves us, right? We may not like William, we may think he doesn't deserve her, she can still do whatever she wants.
We have to be good friends and support her no matter what.
I think she loves us very much even though she doesn't always show it.
She wants us to be happy.
We'll be happy.
Do you know why? Because we have each other.
I'll take care of you.
You'll take care of me.
It's you and me against the world.
You and me against the world.
You look so pretty! I want a veil too, but I can't.
Should we drink some Pepsi Max? You had a booger.
He's the one who bought the toilet paper rolls.
What did you do with them? I gave them to a few friends at the mosque.
Nothing exciting.
Eid Mubarak! - Welcome.
- Thanks.
Eid Mubarak! - You look so good! - Thanks! I bought the outfits.
I did some shopping in Grønland.
- You even have a veil! - Yes! I have a gift for the host.
Two bÃreks I put in a nice box.
That's very kind of you.
You can put them on the table for the guests.
Yes, thank you.
I couldn't find any Eid Mubarak cards, so I got a Christmas card.
It's basically the same thing.
Thank you.
- You look very nice.
- Thanks.
You look much nicer than You look so nice.
So do all of you, even if you didn't get all dressed up.
You may not be wearing original outfits, you still look very nice.
We're imbued with culture.
Much more imbued with culture.
Don't you want to say something? You hadn't had that dish in a long time? We used to eat it every day after school.
Why don't you make it yourself? You need loads of spices and herbs.
Are they expensive? Not really, it's just a different kind of cooking.
Could we Could you cook me Moroccan food? It's a date.
- Great.
- Along with some tea.
The potatoes are delicious.
They are? - Give me a taste.
- They don't taste like Norwegian potatoes.
They're delicious! It's a potato salad.
Are these regular meatballs? No, there's a hot sauce.
Hot sauce! Chili! Are we going on vacation? What kind of vacation? I want to do stuff with you.
That's already the case.
Sure, but I'd like to go abroad.
I'm too impulsive.
I can't plan anything.
I can get us tickets to Morocco.
For real? The two of us in Morocco.
That would be chill.
I've always wanted to go.
- I'll take care of it.
- Are you serious? My dad gave me a lot of money for the holidays.
Nice! Along with the tips I get at Kaffebrenneriet.
Right.
Where? Is your car In the car? - It's not far.
- We haven't done it in there.
No.
Let's do it.
Hi! Hi! Linn has something to tell you.
I don't know what it is, but she wanted to talk to you.
We just wanted to tell you that we love you very much.
We'll support you if you move in with William.
Oh my God, you two are adorable! I really appreciate the support, but I'm not moving out.
You're not moving in with William? I'm not.
You're choosing us over William? I'm not choosing anyone! We're just not moving in together.
You're choosing us over William! Oh my God! We're the flatshare! Roomies! Jump, look happy! I've got an idea! William should move in with us! There will be four of us! We won't spend as much money on toilet paper and soap! I'll make a slide show, I'll be more convincing.
You'll make up your mind later.
Are you in? It would be awesome! It would a cool flatshare! We would have guests over.
You smell good! Thanks.
So do you.
Thanks.
I have a new perfume.
Hands off! He's my man.
Sure, but when all live together, we'll share a lot of stuff.
- We won't share him.
- Yes, we will.
Shampoo, William, soap.
Everything else.
We'll play ludo every Sunday.
- The three of us can do that.
- The four of us now.
It's boring with just the three of us.
You'll have the blue chip.
Linn will have the green one.
You can have the red one.
Just because of the red lipstick! The watermelon is good.
You've tasted it before.
It's not Moroccan.
Even has just made me taste some delicious stuff.
- It was really delicious.
- He's tasted it before.
We need to celebrate both of our As! I got an A.
So did I.
Why are you lying? - I did! - That can't be true.
You didn't know anything.
I had to help you.
I got an A thanks to you.
I didn't help you that much.
You didn't try hard enough.
You didn't even master the basics.
You can't have had more than a B.
- I got an A.
- You can tell me.
It's okay if you got a B.
I'm just shy because you look very nice! Thanks.
You look really beautiful.
Thank you.
Yeah well, I got a B.
- You got a B? - Don't tell anyone.
It's okay! I got an A.
- Hey, girl.
- Hi.
- The food is so good.
- Delicious.
It must be my fourth plate.
I've got something to say.
What is it? I just wanted to tell you that if you ever need to talk to someone, I'm here for you.
We can talk about the hard stuff.
Do you know why you're my best friend? Even when I'm having a bad day, you always find a way to make me laugh.
You don't always have to talk.
Sometimes it helps to pretend everything's okay.
It's still important to have someone to talk to.
I do have someone.
We'd like to go to Morocco.
Should we take the guys? It would be a boys' trip.
A boys' trip to Morocco! That could go wrong.
Are you guys okay? - Yes.
- Sure? - Yes.
- Good.
Who's going to deliver the speech? Do you want to try? I've already tried juice cleanses.
Those didn't work.
That's still a juice.
They can't drink.
- Can you? - No.
- Not even water? - No.
No water? You must be pleased to eat again.
I had some tomato salad.
- I don't like tomatoes.
- Why not? They're all slimy and gross.
Bullshit! You love ketchup.
It's made from tomatoes.
It's not! The inside is gross.
- Yeah, but - The mushy stuff.
Just eat the rest.
I like the rest.
You have gross stuff as well.
What's the purple thing? That's That's I think - Is it better than tomatoes? - I haven't tried it.
- It's okay.
- It looked delicious.
There's a lot of good stuff! Have you tried these? No.
They're so good.
You should try them.
- I didn't know about those.
- They're like meatballs.
They're the best I've ever had.
I know, right? Where are they? At the end of the table.
They're in a big pot.
Hello.
Who are you? I'm your new boyfriend.
Hello, new boyfriend of mine.
What's going on over there? I think we've just been dumped.
You have a bit of There's something on your cheek.
There? - It's on the other side.
- There? Wipe it off! Do you want to deliver the speech? IS THE PARTY ANY GOOD? IT REALLY IS.
I WENT THERE TODAY.
ONE DAY I'LL TAKE YOU THERE.
It's speech time! Speech! Speech! I didn't write it.
Noora did.
And William! Isak contributed a bit too.
"Dear Sana, "this speech is for you.
"Your inviting us all here "will end up overthrowing American presidents.
"We live in a chaotic world, and it's hard to understand its rules.
"Why are some poor? Why are others rich? "Why are some refugees? Why are others safe? "Why are some spat on on the street? "Why is it that, despite our best efforts, "we still get hated on? "It's no wonder that people give up, "that they stop believing that good exists.
"Thank you for never giving up, Sana.
"It may sometimes feel like it, but no one stands alone.
"We're all part of the big chaos.
"What we do today "will affect the following day.
We could ask someone for advice.
"It's hard to tell what kind of impact it'll be.
"We may have trouble putting two and two together.
We need to look after one another.
"But the results of our actions are always there.
"Somewhere in the chaos.
"In a hundred years' time, "we might have machines "that can predict the effects of any action.
"In the meantime, "there's one thing we can be sure of.
"Fear spreads.
"But, fortunately, so does love.
"
SHOULD I STOP BY SO I CAN GET YOU BEER? WAIT DOWNSTAIRS.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
- Hello.
- Hi.
My name's HÃ¥kon.
I'm the new owner.
Is your mother home? Unfortunately, she's not.
Can I help you with something? I just wanted to introduce myself.
Also, your mother hasn't paid the rent.
Has she been notified of that? She must have forgotten.
She works a lot.
I'll tell her.
You will? Great.
That's it.
Bye.
I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID IT BEFORE, BUT I REALLY ADMIRE HOW STRONG YOU ARE.
WHATEVER HAPPENS, YOU NEVER GIVE UP.
YOU KEEP GOING FORWARD.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE I WOULD TAKE TO WAR WITH ME.
YOU'RE INVITED TO MY EID CELEBRATION ON SATURDAY.
IT'S A HOLIDAY AT THE END OF RAMADAN.
I'D LIKE TO BREAK THE FAS WITH ALL MY LOVED ONES.
THERE WILL BE A LOT OF FOOD AND LOVELY PEOPLE.
I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO COME.
Mum? I'm going out.
Who was at the door? It was for a petition.
Sorry, I lost track of time! No worries.
My mum and I were chatting.
Shall we go? Hurry up! Did you sleep well? I just had the weirdest dream.
What was it? I was at primary school.
We were having lunch outside.
I was with Caroline, who was my girlfriend in 4th grade.
You walked past us, and I was like, "Damn!" I went up to you.
I asked you to be my girlfriend right in front of Caroline.
What did I say? You said yes, of course.
Of course.
Your dream won't come true.
What do you mean? We'll never be together.
Why not? Why not? - Because - Because? - You're - What am I? A cheating fuckboy.
Hi, Vilde.
What are you doing? Nothing special.
I thought we could get Sana a present to show her how much we love her.
That's a good idea.
I did some research.
Presents are a common thing, but it's either for kids or else you give money.
It would be weird to give her money.
I'd like to give her a special gift.
Do you have any ideas? I don't know.
Maybe we could ask someone who is more knowledgeable.
Good idea.
We'll ask a Muslim.
Can I call you later? Bye.
Where were we? We were talking about becoming a couple.
- I don't think so.
- Yes, we were.
You don't want to? I think you do.
- You sure? - Yes.
Absolutely certain? Yes.
Hide! Why should I? Sorry! I have a guest.
- This is - Hello! - Chris.
- Hi.
Chris.
Your name's Chris too? No, I'm Anne Marit.
Makes sense.
I'm sorry, I didn't know Eva had a boyfriend.
We're not dating.
Yet.
I guess you'll figure it out.
Why did you get up? I had to introduce myself! I have good manners.
You have to say hello.
You could have done it another time! Love me.
One time, he'd forgotten to bring his bike.
I had to - I had to - You had to pick up his bike? I'll text you.
See you later.
- Where are you headed? - Building A.
- What about you? - Building B.
What is it? Nothing.
Why? You should go first since you're ashamed of me.
- You're talking rubbish.
- You're ashamed of me.
People just You're ashamed of me.
I'm not! I have a bad feeling about this.
Why's that? Girls are good at blind siding people.
You're the best.
You'll win.
What if she only invited me to fuck with me? That won't happen! She wants to bury the hatchet.
Like, inviting someone to an Eid celebration is a peace declaration.
What kind of party is it? What do people do? Is there any alcohol? Can't you handle one party without alcohol? Of course I can! I was just asking.
I don't think there'll be any alcohol.
I'll be there anyway.
See you there! - Hello.
- Where were you? Where the fuck were you? I was at McDonald's.
- At McDonald's? - By yourself? - By yourself.
- Really, though? Is that Can you imagine him at McDonald's by himself? What's up with you guys? We're talking about McDonald's.
- Where did you get the money? - That's what I was wondering.
- I borrowed it.
- From whom? Julian Dahl.
The ATM.
Why don't you like him? He's rich! It's always about money! He doesn't even know Jonas, and he just gives him money? He was wearing a suit once, that was weird as hell.
Julian fucking Dahl! I FEEL WEIRD ASKING YOU, BUT YOU DATED EVA.
I LIKE HER, BUT I DON'T GET HER.
- What the fuck? - What is it? FROM ONE BRO TO ANOTHER, CAN YOU HELP ME OUT? WHAT KIND OF FLOWERS IS SHE INTO? HAHAHA.
Penetrator Chris just messaged me.
Penetrator Chris? - What does he want? - Listen.
- "I feel weird asking you" - You bet! "But you dated Eva.
"I like her, but I don't get her.
"From one bro to another, can you help me out? What kind of flowers is she into? Hahaha.
" - I love the ending.
- Are you two friends? We're not.
Why should I help him? Why not? This is Penetrator Chris we're talking about! He's not good enough for her.
He's pretty hot though.
Eva is up there.
He's down there.
Mahdi? We'd like to give Sana a gift to show her we love her, but we have trouble coming up with ideas.
I was wondering if there were Muslim traditions regarding the gifts on Eid? I'm a Catholic.
- Sorry.
- No worries.
Who should I ask? If you want to tell her how much you love her, just write her a letter.
What do you think? Vilde? What's going on between Chris and Eva? I don't know.
They have sex.
I think Eva may be in love with him, but I don't think he wants anything more.
- Bye! - Kiss me before you leave.
- Bye.
- Bye, baby.
You know what? That was brave of Chris.
Good for him texting the ex and asking him about flowers.
Does he really like Eva or does he just want sex? It's great that he texted you.
People change.
Maybe he's changed.
People change.
It's great that he asked for advice.
It was brave of him.
He seems serious about her.
He even mentioned flowers! Who's the last person you gave flowers to? My mum.
Mahdi doesn't give flowers.
He's an alright bloke.
If they like each other, you should help him out.
He's not what he seems.
Do you remember the whole Yakuza thing? Chris and I planned the fight.
He's an alright bloke.
He just wanted to stand up - to the biggest dicks of Oslo.
- He had your back? He really is a nice bloke.
We thought we should take them down.
Did you fancy him? Did you fancy him? It wasn't like that.
YOU SHOULD GO FOR NACHOS AND FRESH PRINCE.
Didn't he knock that one bloke out with a bottle? No, William did.
Poor him.
What happened to him? He deserved it.
He was a fucking dick.
Did he pass out? Did he pass out? He almost did.
I was in the middle of the fight.
I fought.
Who did you fight against? You fought? Some preppy bloke from Bærum.
Who won? SORRY FOR BEING A DICK.
WILL YOU COME WITH ME TO A PARTY? Is fighting fun? They wanted to beat everyone up.
They had to be stopped.
They beat up Jonas! - They did? - For no reason! Why do you have William's hairstyle? I don't.
That's William's hairstyle.
Can't we think of anything else? We could write her a letter.
We could perform something? Why not? - Something Moroccan? - Something easy to learn.
COULD YOU LEND ME 1 000 KRONER? IT CAN BE LESS THAN THAT.
YOU'LL GET THEM BACK ON JULY 7th ALONG WITH THE 750 KRONER I OWE YOU.
THERE'S THIS TOP I REALLY WANT TO GET.
I DON'T WANT TO ASK MY MUM.
- We could give a speech! - Yes! - Can you write it? - Yes.
- We could - Hi! Hi! Are you going to Sana's party? We are.
- Are you? - Yes.
Jonas invited me.
I was a bit anxious because I don't know anyone.
But then I remembered kosegruppa! I was wondering if you guys were going.
We are.
We'll take care of you.
Great! We have to look after one another.
See you.
Bye! Okay.
About the speech.
What are we going to write? Come in.
Do you have a minute? There are 2 hours, 17 minutes and 14 seconds to go before the summer holidays.
Welcome, Christina Berg.
Sit.
How do you know my name? I know the names of all the students.
How can I help you? I just have this friend She's not just a friend.
There are many friendless people.
Many lonely people.
Think about retirement homes.
They're overflowing with old people.
All their friends are dead.
No one pays them any visit and they're all alone.
They only have memories from bygone days.
You're right! I'd never thought about that, but when you get really old, all your friends die.
- Life becomes miserable.
- It does.
What's up with your friend? I'm worried about her.
I don't think she has a good home life.
I think her mum is depressed.
I should be a better friend, but I'm not good at this stuff.
I can't talk to her about it.
Could you do it? Do you know what I think? I think you're lying.
- Are you? - No! You say, "I'm not good at this stuff.
" I think you are.
I'm not! I'm really bad at this! As soon as there's any kind of conflict Everyone thinks conflicts are uncomfortable! But it doesn't mean you should avoid them.
You know what? Be careful what you think about yourself.
I don't see the same thing you do.
Do you know what I see? I see a girl who's a very good friend.
A girl who talks to her friend.
A girl who likes conflicts.
That last bit was over the top, but you get the gist? I do.
DID ANYONE BUY KETCHUP AND MUSTARD? WE'RE ALREADY AT THE PARK.
WHEN ARE YOU COMING? I'M WAITING FOR HIM.
IS THERE ENOUGH BEER? IT'S IMPORTANT.
FOR THE THIRD TIME, THERE IS.
YOU NEED TO CHILL.
I WAN HIS BIRTHDAY TO BE PERFECT.
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.
HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT KETCHUP.
LET ME OVERREACT.
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS TO DEAL WITH THE REST OF THE YEAR.
I DON'T DESERVE HIM.
I THINK YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOYFRIEND.
YOU TURNED A GRUMPY BOY INTO A HAPPY BOY.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? - Hello.
- Hello! - Open it.
- Beer at school? Awesome! - Cheers.
- Cheers.
Have you found the video? Not yet.
I can't find it.
It's on YouTube! On YouTube? That's so unhelpful! There are ten billion videos on YouTube.
If you can't find the title, you won't find the video.
Can't you give me a hint? It starts with the letter G.
G? It's not Yellow curtains.
You're not that far off.
Green curtains? Grey curtains? High school genius? I wouldn't call it that.
What is it then? I'm not telling you.
Is it God? - That's me.
- That's it.
I'll check it out later.
Do you really think I would call it God? If it's about me, yes.
That's so pretentious.
Get a room, you faggots! What did he say? What? What did you say? It's fucking disgusting! Fucking hell! Do you really think you can just say that shit? Come here! Fuck! Did you know you're ugly as fuck? I'm so done with that shit! - He can't just say that! - Look at me.
- Look at me.
- Yes! Yes! Everything's fine.
Let's just calm down.
We'll just meet our friends.
We'll go to the park.
We'll drink beer.
Shall we go? What are you doing? Can't you help me instead? I can't write.
You can't write? Of course you can.
Tell me about her.
IN THE SPEECH FOR SANA, YOU SHOULD MENTION HOW STRONG SHE IS.
She looks badass.
WE DON'T REALISE HOW MUCH SHIT SHE HAS TO TAKE.
DON'T FORGET ABOUT THAT.
She's not badass.
It's just a façade.
She really has a soft side.
If it weren't for Sana, we wouldn't be lying here.
It's not just the email.
Someone persuaded me a while ago to try and understand you.
Other than that, she likes I mean, she loves science.
I thought I could write about that.
About science stuff.
I wanted to say what was inside Sana's atoms.
But well, the whole thing has turned into a big old mess.
Linn has called me three times today.
I'm not kidding.
Yes? Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Could you get toilet paper on the way home? Sure, but I don't know what time I'll get home.
Go get some yourself if it's an emergency.
Okay.
- When are you coming home? - I don't know.
I'll see.
I've got stuff to do.
Are you sleeping at home tonight? I am.
We could watch 20 år med Espen Eckbo? Sure.
Okay? Bye.
Bye.
Atoms, science Didn't you have science classes? I did.
Help me out.
Write about the butterfly effect.
What's that? It's part of the chaos theory.
Open your eyes.
You look gorgeous! You look very pretty.
Can't I just wear the blue dress? No, you can't! Eid is an important Muslim celebration.
It's not some slutty party.
Is the veil necessary? It is.
Can you imagine Sana showing up to your place on Christmas day while wearing a tracksuit? Do you think your mum would be thrilled? No, she would be pissed.
What's up with you? Do you think Noora is going to move out? Come and sit down.
You know that Noora loves us, right? We may not like William, we may think he doesn't deserve her, she can still do whatever she wants.
We have to be good friends and support her no matter what.
I think she loves us very much even though she doesn't always show it.
She wants us to be happy.
We'll be happy.
Do you know why? Because we have each other.
I'll take care of you.
You'll take care of me.
It's you and me against the world.
You and me against the world.
You look so pretty! I want a veil too, but I can't.
Should we drink some Pepsi Max? You had a booger.
He's the one who bought the toilet paper rolls.
What did you do with them? I gave them to a few friends at the mosque.
Nothing exciting.
Eid Mubarak! - Welcome.
- Thanks.
Eid Mubarak! - You look so good! - Thanks! I bought the outfits.
I did some shopping in Grønland.
- You even have a veil! - Yes! I have a gift for the host.
Two bÃreks I put in a nice box.
That's very kind of you.
You can put them on the table for the guests.
Yes, thank you.
I couldn't find any Eid Mubarak cards, so I got a Christmas card.
It's basically the same thing.
Thank you.
- You look very nice.
- Thanks.
You look much nicer than You look so nice.
So do all of you, even if you didn't get all dressed up.
You may not be wearing original outfits, you still look very nice.
We're imbued with culture.
Much more imbued with culture.
Don't you want to say something? You hadn't had that dish in a long time? We used to eat it every day after school.
Why don't you make it yourself? You need loads of spices and herbs.
Are they expensive? Not really, it's just a different kind of cooking.
Could we Could you cook me Moroccan food? It's a date.
- Great.
- Along with some tea.
The potatoes are delicious.
They are? - Give me a taste.
- They don't taste like Norwegian potatoes.
They're delicious! It's a potato salad.
Are these regular meatballs? No, there's a hot sauce.
Hot sauce! Chili! Are we going on vacation? What kind of vacation? I want to do stuff with you.
That's already the case.
Sure, but I'd like to go abroad.
I'm too impulsive.
I can't plan anything.
I can get us tickets to Morocco.
For real? The two of us in Morocco.
That would be chill.
I've always wanted to go.
- I'll take care of it.
- Are you serious? My dad gave me a lot of money for the holidays.
Nice! Along with the tips I get at Kaffebrenneriet.
Right.
Where? Is your car In the car? - It's not far.
- We haven't done it in there.
No.
Let's do it.
Hi! Hi! Linn has something to tell you.
I don't know what it is, but she wanted to talk to you.
We just wanted to tell you that we love you very much.
We'll support you if you move in with William.
Oh my God, you two are adorable! I really appreciate the support, but I'm not moving out.
You're not moving in with William? I'm not.
You're choosing us over William? I'm not choosing anyone! We're just not moving in together.
You're choosing us over William! Oh my God! We're the flatshare! Roomies! Jump, look happy! I've got an idea! William should move in with us! There will be four of us! We won't spend as much money on toilet paper and soap! I'll make a slide show, I'll be more convincing.
You'll make up your mind later.
Are you in? It would be awesome! It would a cool flatshare! We would have guests over.
You smell good! Thanks.
So do you.
Thanks.
I have a new perfume.
Hands off! He's my man.
Sure, but when all live together, we'll share a lot of stuff.
- We won't share him.
- Yes, we will.
Shampoo, William, soap.
Everything else.
We'll play ludo every Sunday.
- The three of us can do that.
- The four of us now.
It's boring with just the three of us.
You'll have the blue chip.
Linn will have the green one.
You can have the red one.
Just because of the red lipstick! The watermelon is good.
You've tasted it before.
It's not Moroccan.
Even has just made me taste some delicious stuff.
- It was really delicious.
- He's tasted it before.
We need to celebrate both of our As! I got an A.
So did I.
Why are you lying? - I did! - That can't be true.
You didn't know anything.
I had to help you.
I got an A thanks to you.
I didn't help you that much.
You didn't try hard enough.
You didn't even master the basics.
You can't have had more than a B.
- I got an A.
- You can tell me.
It's okay if you got a B.
I'm just shy because you look very nice! Thanks.
You look really beautiful.
Thank you.
Yeah well, I got a B.
- You got a B? - Don't tell anyone.
It's okay! I got an A.
- Hey, girl.
- Hi.
- The food is so good.
- Delicious.
It must be my fourth plate.
I've got something to say.
What is it? I just wanted to tell you that if you ever need to talk to someone, I'm here for you.
We can talk about the hard stuff.
Do you know why you're my best friend? Even when I'm having a bad day, you always find a way to make me laugh.
You don't always have to talk.
Sometimes it helps to pretend everything's okay.
It's still important to have someone to talk to.
I do have someone.
We'd like to go to Morocco.
Should we take the guys? It would be a boys' trip.
A boys' trip to Morocco! That could go wrong.
Are you guys okay? - Yes.
- Sure? - Yes.
- Good.
Who's going to deliver the speech? Do you want to try? I've already tried juice cleanses.
Those didn't work.
That's still a juice.
They can't drink.
- Can you? - No.
- Not even water? - No.
No water? You must be pleased to eat again.
I had some tomato salad.
- I don't like tomatoes.
- Why not? They're all slimy and gross.
Bullshit! You love ketchup.
It's made from tomatoes.
It's not! The inside is gross.
- Yeah, but - The mushy stuff.
Just eat the rest.
I like the rest.
You have gross stuff as well.
What's the purple thing? That's That's I think - Is it better than tomatoes? - I haven't tried it.
- It's okay.
- It looked delicious.
There's a lot of good stuff! Have you tried these? No.
They're so good.
You should try them.
- I didn't know about those.
- They're like meatballs.
They're the best I've ever had.
I know, right? Where are they? At the end of the table.
They're in a big pot.
Hello.
Who are you? I'm your new boyfriend.
Hello, new boyfriend of mine.
What's going on over there? I think we've just been dumped.
You have a bit of There's something on your cheek.
There? - It's on the other side.
- There? Wipe it off! Do you want to deliver the speech? IS THE PARTY ANY GOOD? IT REALLY IS.
I WENT THERE TODAY.
ONE DAY I'LL TAKE YOU THERE.
It's speech time! Speech! Speech! I didn't write it.
Noora did.
And William! Isak contributed a bit too.
"Dear Sana, "this speech is for you.
"Your inviting us all here "will end up overthrowing American presidents.
"We live in a chaotic world, and it's hard to understand its rules.
"Why are some poor? Why are others rich? "Why are some refugees? Why are others safe? "Why are some spat on on the street? "Why is it that, despite our best efforts, "we still get hated on? "It's no wonder that people give up, "that they stop believing that good exists.
"Thank you for never giving up, Sana.
"It may sometimes feel like it, but no one stands alone.
"We're all part of the big chaos.
"What we do today "will affect the following day.
We could ask someone for advice.
"It's hard to tell what kind of impact it'll be.
"We may have trouble putting two and two together.
We need to look after one another.
"But the results of our actions are always there.
"Somewhere in the chaos.
"In a hundred years' time, "we might have machines "that can predict the effects of any action.
"In the meantime, "there's one thing we can be sure of.
"Fear spreads.
"But, fortunately, so does love.
"