Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e10 Episode Script

"Inner Beauty of a Cactus" [OPENING THEME PLAYING.]
Ah! Water.
Nectar of the gods.
That's right.
Drink that water and gets yourself hydrated.
[SLURPING.]
There is nothing, nothing like a cool glass of water on a long day.
[SLURPS.]
I like to get as much water in my mouth as possible and just hold it there to really enjoy the delicate flavor.
[SLURPS.]
[CONTINUES SLURPING.]
Friends! I have just seen Dun-dun-dun.
The Penguin.
The Penguin! [OMINOUS LAUGHTER.]
Yes! And also [EXCLAIMS.]
The Killer Crocodile.
Killer Croc, too! [GROWLING.]
Yes! And [EXCLAIMS.]
The Woman Cat.
Catwoman! [CAT SNARLING.]
Where did you see these animals, Star? I will show you.
Follow me! [EXCLAIMS.]
- No sign of The Penguin or Killer Croc.
- There they are.
[GROWLING.]
[CHIRPING.]
[LAUGHS.]
And there is the Woman Cat.
[MEOWS.]
Oh, you were talking about actual animals.
Was I misunderstood? Yeah, you was.
You made us spit out that good water.
All that cool, clear water [MUSIC.]
gone forever.
That sweet, sweet nectar of the gods.
Lost! All of that water, spit out to the ground.
[SIGHS.]
Star? I would like to give the apologies for ruining the precious water with my linguistic misunderstandings.
Misunderstandings are normal, Star.
- Don't sweat it.
- Yeah.
And we likes how you talks all bads.
I only wish I had the gift of the clear speech that you all possess.
Star, if you change the way you talk, it would change who you are.
Besides, it's not something you can just do overnight.
Oh, but I could.
The Tamaranian people can learn language and speech patterns through the lip contact.
[KISSES.]
[SHAKILY.]
Are you [CLEARS THROAT.]
Are you talking about kissing? [WHISTLING.]
If Starfire wants to communicate more clearly, - then we have to help her! - Oh, wonderful! But you all have such appealing particulars to your speech.
How shall I decide with whom to make the lip contact? You could play Spin the Bottle.
Great idea! That is a great idea.
We just need a bottle, any bottle.
Get out of my way! I need a bottle! Bottle, bottle, bottle! [LAUGHS MANIACALLY.]
Here we go! - Calm down, dude.
- [YELLING.]
You calm down, dude! [CLEARS THROAT.]
I'll go first.
- Ooh! - You've got to kiss the cactus.
Hey, handsome.
Give me a kiss.
[KISSES.]
Ouch! [LAUGHS.]
He gots a crush on it, y'all.
I do not! Like I would ever I'm way too attractive to date this cactus.
Ouch! [CRASHING.]
Star, you should spin.
Please land on me.
Please land on me.
Please land on me.
- Yeah, boy! - Here is going the nothing.
Dids it work? [IN BEAST BOY'S VOICE.]
I don't know.
Dids it? [GASPS.]
Woah.
I sounds like you, yo.
[LAUGHS.]
You do sounds like me, yo.
BOTH: That's what's up.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Nows you all knows whats exactly what I'm sayin'.
This was a [COUGHS.]
great idea.
[SHAKILY.]
I'm very happy with how it's turned out.
Excuse me.
I need a moment.
[CRIES LOUDLY.]
Yo, let's hits up the pool! - Whaddup, my mans and womans! - Oh.
Hey Star.
Yo, mama.
Your aura is lookin' tight today.
What are you saying? Your aura, mama.
You knows, your metaphysical flows.
My metaphysical what, now? Your life force emanation, my man.
- What? - Your ethereal vibe.
Like the life forces in vital principles of the universe that are all flowing around in your bodies as organic energies.
- Say what? - Your aura, bro.
You know.
The cycle of life in its endless rotations, making contact with your nerve plexius', homie.
What are you saying? [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Ah Forget the it, mama.
[SIGHS.]
Even with friend Beast Boy's vocabulary, I was unable to communicate in the clear way.
Am I doomed to be forever Mr.
or Miss Understood? Star, the way you speak is unique.
You shouldn't ever feel ashamed Woah, whoa, whoa.
What Raven's trying to say is that you just haven't found the right pair of lips yet.
That's why we're playing Spin the Bottle again.
And this time, I have calculated the exact amount of spin I must apply, so the bottle will land on Starfire.
- But my math was perfect! - Oh, a second date.
You must be in love with me.
[KISSES.]
I am not.
I simply respect the rules of Spin the Bottle.
Ouch! Argh! Ouch! Ah! Stop, my eye! Ah! Go ahead, Star.
ROBIN: Please land on me.
Please land on me.
Please land on me.
[GASPS.]
All right! [EXCLAIMS.]
[CRIES.]
So unfair [IN CYBORG'S VOICE.]
Oh! That's what I'm talking about! Whoo! Yo, you want to watch these sweet VHS tapes? - Only if it's that classic TV lineup.
- You know it, my dude! - Boo-yah, baby.
Whoo! - Boo-yah! [LAUGHING.]
Oh, yes.
Ugh.
Are we really watching old TV shows? You know it, my dude! URKEL: Did I do that? Did Urkel seriously just ask if he did that? Oh, this guy is unbelievable.
He's got the nerve to straight do something and then say, [IN URKEL'S VOICE.]
"Did I do that?" Come on! Yes, you did that! You were walkin' around all clumsy and knockin' stuff over.
We all saw you do it, Steve! Just snappin' his suspenders like he didn't do nothin'.
You did it, Steve.
You know you did it, dude! Yo, but for real.
Jaleel White is a comic genius.
And while we're on some real classic TV talk, and y'all might think I'm crazy on this one, but, I'll always prefer Bronson Pinchot's loveable Balki, over Urkel.
- Uh Balki? - What are you talking about? I'm just sayin', Balki over Urkel.
You might be thinkin', "Who, in their right mind, is gonna take Balki over Urkel?" Even cousin Larry is gonna go with Urkel.
Jennifer and Mary Anne are gonna go with Urkel.
But Balki, man.
I'm telling you, he's got the What? [SIGHS.]
- [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Never the mind.
- Don't sweat it, Star.
You just got too deep in the Classic TV lineup.
That's all.
Regardless, I still yearn to communicate more clearly.
Then another game of Spin the Bottle is in order.
Woah, what's up with your face, Robin? [CLEARS THROAT.]
I, uh, fell onto the cactus.
Fortunately, my lips broke my fall.
Star, kissing all these people isn't working.
It's better to be yourself and be misunderstood, than change yourself just to fit in.
That is the crazy talk, friend Raven.
I must keep doing the kisses until I find the one who will grant me the clearness of speech.
[MUSIC.]
[IN YOUNG MAN'S VOICE.]
That was off the chain! Oh, dang.
That's ridonkulous.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Howdy! [BLOWS RASPBERRY AND MUMBLES.]
[LAUGHS IN MAN'S VOICE.]
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE.]
Pain.
Pain.
Pain.
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Howdy! [IN YOUNG MAN'S VOICE.]
Ridonkulous.
[IN ROBOTIC VOICE.]
Pain.
[IN YOUNG MAN'S VOICE.]
Oh, dang.
[SPUTTERING.]
- What's happening to her? - This isn't good.
With every new voice and personality that Starfire takes on, a little bit of her own personality disappears.
If this goes on much longer, we'll lose the Starfire we know and love forever! We can't let that happen.
Titans, go! [MUSIC.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GROWLING.]
[TRUMPETING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[BLEATING.]
[SCREAMING.]
[GROWLING.]
- [NERVOUSLY.]
Star - Robin, you can't let her kiss you.
You'll erase her personality forever! Don't Let her Kiss me.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC.]
I can't let you kiss me, Star.
And, not just because the cactus and I have gotten pretty serious.
[MUSIC.]
Ah! Yep.
Gonna drive out to the desert this weekend and meet her folks.
[CLEARS THROAT.]
I can't kiss you because we all like you the way you are.
It's okay if we don't understand each other sometimes.
It's a normal part of any relationship.
Please, please don't change who you are.
We love you.
[EXCLAIMS.]
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Howdy! [IN SOUTHERN ACCENT.]
Howdy! [IN BOTH VOICES.]
Howdy.
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Howdy.
Oh, thank you for reminding me.
It is all the Bill of Rights to be one's, two's and three's self.
- Glad you're back, Star.
- [GASPS.]
Oh, no! Friends, it is The Penguin, Killer Croc and the Woman Cat! Yeah, we're not going to the zoo this time.
[OMINOUS LAUGHTER.]
[GROWLING.]
[ALL STRUGGLING.]
[IN YOUNG MAN'S VOICE.]
That's ridonkulous.