That's So Raven (2003) s04e10 Episode Script
Sister Act
1 We're home.
Hey, guys, how was happy models? Sydney and I had the best time.
Check it out, Mr.
Baxter.
Raven won us these monkeys.
No big deal.
I just knocked down a few milk bottles.
And the guy in the booth ran this old lady.
Point is, I won them.
And we rode the spinning bar eight times! And we only barfed twice.
Yes.
You guys have become pretty close since you've been hanging out at the community center.
As a matter of fact, they're going to raise money, so they're throwing this pageant Little miss and her big sis.
How cute! That dumb thing? So you don't want to enter? Hello.
I don't have a sister.
Hello.
I could be your big sister.
Hello I'm in! Looks like somebody's going to be in a pageant.
We're going to be in a pageant we're going to be in a pageant Yep, that's me.
Hello, ladies.
I'm Mrs.
Valentine.
As director of the community center, I want to thank all our contestants for participating in our little miss and her big sis pageant.
Our mcs for the pageant will be Cory and Stanley.
Thank you, thank you.
And, of course, you all know Eddie Thomas and Chelsea Daniels, who will be in charge of music and choreography.
For sure, for sure.
How you all doing? Ok, any questions? Yes, dear.
Shouldn't we be working with professionals instead of some people off the street? Did she just dis us? Yeah.
I'm feeling a little dissed.
Nothing personal, it's just that my sister and I have won a lot of pageants, and we're used to a quality production.
So, where is your sister? She's on her way.
She likes to be fashionably late.
Ok, everybody up on stage.
You guys warm up, then me and miss Daniels will teach you the moves.
Ok, man, let's start rehearsing.
All right.
So Stanley, why is 6 afraid of 7? I don't know, Cory.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
You get it? Yeah, I get it.
I get that you're getting all the funny parts.
See Stanley, you're what they call a straight man.
All you do is set me up and i Hit them out of the park.
You know what I'm saying? No.
she is good.
We're never going to win.
Sydney, it's not about winning or losing, ok? It's about having fun.
You're right, Raven.
That's why you're the big sister.
Exactly.
make some room, please.
My sister is here.
Buffy.
Muffy.
Muffy should have figured they were sisters.
Baxter, you're in a pageant? They'll let anybody in these days.
What makes you think you're better than me? Better, smarter, more talented.
You're not going to say anything that's going to get to me, all right? I have better shoes.
That's a lie! No, you don't! I didn't wear my brand-new shoes today! That's not fair! Raven, what are you doing? Listen to me, Sydney, ready? No matter what, we have to crush them.
What about having fun? It'll be fun, girl.
When we crush them! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the community center's first annual little miss and her big sis pageant.
Yeah! Thank you! And now, let's welcome our contestants! Eddie, it was so much fun doing the choreography and the music.
We should team up.
Yeah, I can see it now Thomas and Daniels, music and choreography.
You mean, Daniels and Thomas, choreography and music? No, I said what I mean.
I know what I said.
Choreography's way more important than music.
You're saying music's not important at all? Yeah.
Well, watch this.
Your dance is not so pretty now, is it? Think I'll start the music again.
Yes, yes, keep it up! Wasn't that great? Beautiful.
That's what I'm talking about.
Which reminds me Stanley! Why was 6 afraid of 7? I don't know, Cory.
Yeah, I do.
'Cause 7, 8, 9! And now it is time for our talent competition.
Show them what you're working with! Hey, y'all, I'm not even Irish but I love watching great rhythm dancing.
Let's hear it for the Brigode sisters.
Fellas, it you hit on these girls, I'm sure they'll hit you right back! It looks like our audience got a kick out of that one.
Get it? A kick Let's hear it for the Belken sisters.
Check out our amazing performance by our hula-hoopers.
A lost art form.
Whoops.
Looks like their routine turned into a game of human ring toss.
They're going to lose some style points with that one.
Cheer it up for the Wiser sisters! That's ok.
Kids will be kids.
You have a big head.
Let's welcome to the stage little miss Sydney and her big sister Raven! My sister and me, my sister and me we stick together like a dog and a flea and no one ever better try to come between my loving sister and me my sister and my girl my best friend in the world no one can come between us everybody wants to be us you mess with my big sis, you're going to get this a style imitated by the jealous ones who hate we're tired of them braids come on, good-looking we always stay paid and everybody loves our cooking we're the tightest females you ever heard and my lying big sister no, you're not, that's my word now, that's going to be a tough sister act to beat.
Now let's see them top that.
Seriously, folks, who doesn't love a good trapeze act? Especially one without a net.
Incredible! Impossible! What a display of flips and twists.
These girls can fly! That was amazing.
Wasn't that amazing? Yes, yes.
And now, for the results of the talent competition, the envelope, please.
And the winner is Muffy and Buffy! We know what we have to do to get them on the fashion competition, don't you? Crush them.
Now you're getting it.
And now it's time for our fashion competition.
Let's bring it, girls.
Daddy, the man with the big head took my lollipop.
I didn't take it.
Your kid stuck it to my big head.
I mean my normal-sized head.
Like you said, kids will be kids.
And let's say good night to the Belken sisters in their adorable pajamas.
And now, let's welcome to the stage, little miss Buffy and her big sister Muffy.
Aren't these girls smashing in their tennis outfits? Looks like they're having a ball! Get it? And finally, dressed for success, let's welcome little miss Sydney and her big sister Raven.
Looks like these girls mean business.
I see the judges have tallied up their votes.
May I have the envelope And what's inside it Please.
Here you go, my brother.
Thank you, Stanley.
I'm glad you finally decided to do something to help me.
So am i.
Yeah.
And the winner is I'm a dufus.
Does anybody know I'm a dufus? They do now.
Sorry.
I gave you the wrong card, my brother.
That's my bad.
And the winner of the fashion competition is Raven and Sydney! Yes! Yes! In their faces, right, Rae? Game Set And match.
The competition is really heating up now, am I right? And now, to announce our finalists.
Our first finalists are Muffy and Buffy.
Yeah! And our second finalists are Raven and Sydney! What? And now, to help with the personality competition, show your love for Mrs.
Valentine! Let me hear it! Let me hear it! Thank you, gentlemen.
Peace out.
Ok, now, as you know, big sisters need to set a good example for their little sisters, so we've prepared some questions for our big sisters to see how well they do that.
This is my forte.
I got this good.
Big sisters, in one word, what's the most valuable thing you can give to your little sister Money.
Muffy? Love.
Wait a second.
Can I change my answer? Well, i Too late.
Ok, give me another one, then.
Give me another one.
I'll answer it just perfect.
All right.
Judges, her we go.
What would you say is the most Love.
Well, I was going to ask, what is the most important meal of the day.
Muffy? Breakfast.
Because without it, you wouldn't have enough energy to spend quality time with your loving sister.
Man, that was a good answer.
Maybe you should listen to the questions.
Maybe you should let your big sister handle this.
Ok, bring them on, miss Valentine.
Keep them coming.
I'm ready.
Well, that ends our personality competition.
No, I have the best answers! Don't forget to floss! World peace! Don't be a fool, stay in school! Take a bite out of crime! And now it is time for our musical salute to sisters around the world! They come from all over to say hello to you they're shoulder to shoulder with old friends and with new from far and wide they came but they're really all the same they're just sisters sisters 'round the world give up, Baxter.
Why can't you just lose graciously? 'Cause I'm going to win.
With love in our hearts we're just sisters sisters of the world thought you had me, didn't you? What you want? What you want, honey? Ok, no more Mr.
nice guy.
Bring it on.
Great choreography, Chels.
What? It's your music that made them angry.
This is the last time that Thomas and Daniels work together! Daniels and Thomas! Thomas and Daniels! Daniels and Thomas! Thomas and Daniels! What are you laughing at, joke thief? I'm laughing at your leg hurting.
That's too bad, because my leg isn't hurting.
How about now? Your kid's ruining the whole show.
I always say that kids will be kids, but you know what? Parents can be parents, too.
Are you insulting my parenting skills? No, I'm just saying That maybe you should spend less time working out in the gym, and maybe more time teaching that kid some manners.
Teach him some manners, dad.
How about that? Is this your mouthpiece? Don't you talk to my kid! Now we're really going to crush you.
Wait! Stop! Sydney! Sydney, no! Wait! Stop! No! I know what you're going to do.
Good.
You can help me.
I'm gonna crush her.
Sydney, no.
I got way too competitive.
This was supposed to be about having fun.
A little late for that now.
Everybody! Everybody, stop! Stop! Why are we fighting? Muffy, what are we doing? We're supposed to be big sisters.
And, Sydney, look, I'm sorry, ok? I really wanted to set a good example.
You did, girl! We were crushing them! That's not why we did this.
All the fighting and hating.
A big sister is supposed to be a good role model, someone you look up to.
Muffy I got way too competitive.
And I'm sorry.
Me, too, Baxter.
I brought shame to the pageant arts.
And, Sydney, will you give me another chance? Of course I will.
You're the best big sister in the world.
Chels, what are we fighting about? It can be Daniels and Thomas.
Ok.
Or Or It could be Thomas and Daniels.
You know what, after today, I really doesn't matter because nobody's going to hire us anyway.
That's true.
I'm sorry I tried to take all the jokes.
Yeah.
Sorry about the kick.
Yeah.
So, we're cool? We cool.
I'm sorry I kicked your chair and hit you with the lollipop.
And what about his big head? We'll just let that one go.
I can't believe you went soft on me.
We've got six more pageants this year.
Pull it together, girl! Right.
Don't tell mom.
We were friends from the start with love in our heart we're just sisters sisters 'round the world sister around the world And now, it's time to crown our little miss and her big sis.
Muffy and Buffy Raven and Sydney You're all disqualified for starting a fight.
What? Ok, our little miss and her big sis recipients of a one-year free pass to happy mountain are Liz and Wendy, the Belken sisters.
Here comes little miss little miss and her big sis her big sis they share a bond you can't dismiss you can't dismiss they share their bliss as they blow us a kiss it's little miss and her big sis yeah! Yeah! Do you want to do this again next year? Are you kidding? Absolutely! That's my girl.
Hey, guys, how was happy models? Sydney and I had the best time.
Check it out, Mr.
Baxter.
Raven won us these monkeys.
No big deal.
I just knocked down a few milk bottles.
And the guy in the booth ran this old lady.
Point is, I won them.
And we rode the spinning bar eight times! And we only barfed twice.
Yes.
You guys have become pretty close since you've been hanging out at the community center.
As a matter of fact, they're going to raise money, so they're throwing this pageant Little miss and her big sis.
How cute! That dumb thing? So you don't want to enter? Hello.
I don't have a sister.
Hello.
I could be your big sister.
Hello I'm in! Looks like somebody's going to be in a pageant.
We're going to be in a pageant we're going to be in a pageant Yep, that's me.
Hello, ladies.
I'm Mrs.
Valentine.
As director of the community center, I want to thank all our contestants for participating in our little miss and her big sis pageant.
Our mcs for the pageant will be Cory and Stanley.
Thank you, thank you.
And, of course, you all know Eddie Thomas and Chelsea Daniels, who will be in charge of music and choreography.
For sure, for sure.
How you all doing? Ok, any questions? Yes, dear.
Shouldn't we be working with professionals instead of some people off the street? Did she just dis us? Yeah.
I'm feeling a little dissed.
Nothing personal, it's just that my sister and I have won a lot of pageants, and we're used to a quality production.
So, where is your sister? She's on her way.
She likes to be fashionably late.
Ok, everybody up on stage.
You guys warm up, then me and miss Daniels will teach you the moves.
Ok, man, let's start rehearsing.
All right.
So Stanley, why is 6 afraid of 7? I don't know, Cory.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
You get it? Yeah, I get it.
I get that you're getting all the funny parts.
See Stanley, you're what they call a straight man.
All you do is set me up and i Hit them out of the park.
You know what I'm saying? No.
she is good.
We're never going to win.
Sydney, it's not about winning or losing, ok? It's about having fun.
You're right, Raven.
That's why you're the big sister.
Exactly.
make some room, please.
My sister is here.
Buffy.
Muffy.
Muffy should have figured they were sisters.
Baxter, you're in a pageant? They'll let anybody in these days.
What makes you think you're better than me? Better, smarter, more talented.
You're not going to say anything that's going to get to me, all right? I have better shoes.
That's a lie! No, you don't! I didn't wear my brand-new shoes today! That's not fair! Raven, what are you doing? Listen to me, Sydney, ready? No matter what, we have to crush them.
What about having fun? It'll be fun, girl.
When we crush them! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the community center's first annual little miss and her big sis pageant.
Yeah! Thank you! And now, let's welcome our contestants! Eddie, it was so much fun doing the choreography and the music.
We should team up.
Yeah, I can see it now Thomas and Daniels, music and choreography.
You mean, Daniels and Thomas, choreography and music? No, I said what I mean.
I know what I said.
Choreography's way more important than music.
You're saying music's not important at all? Yeah.
Well, watch this.
Your dance is not so pretty now, is it? Think I'll start the music again.
Yes, yes, keep it up! Wasn't that great? Beautiful.
That's what I'm talking about.
Which reminds me Stanley! Why was 6 afraid of 7? I don't know, Cory.
Yeah, I do.
'Cause 7, 8, 9! And now it is time for our talent competition.
Show them what you're working with! Hey, y'all, I'm not even Irish but I love watching great rhythm dancing.
Let's hear it for the Brigode sisters.
Fellas, it you hit on these girls, I'm sure they'll hit you right back! It looks like our audience got a kick out of that one.
Get it? A kick Let's hear it for the Belken sisters.
Check out our amazing performance by our hula-hoopers.
A lost art form.
Whoops.
Looks like their routine turned into a game of human ring toss.
They're going to lose some style points with that one.
Cheer it up for the Wiser sisters! That's ok.
Kids will be kids.
You have a big head.
Let's welcome to the stage little miss Sydney and her big sister Raven! My sister and me, my sister and me we stick together like a dog and a flea and no one ever better try to come between my loving sister and me my sister and my girl my best friend in the world no one can come between us everybody wants to be us you mess with my big sis, you're going to get this a style imitated by the jealous ones who hate we're tired of them braids come on, good-looking we always stay paid and everybody loves our cooking we're the tightest females you ever heard and my lying big sister no, you're not, that's my word now, that's going to be a tough sister act to beat.
Now let's see them top that.
Seriously, folks, who doesn't love a good trapeze act? Especially one without a net.
Incredible! Impossible! What a display of flips and twists.
These girls can fly! That was amazing.
Wasn't that amazing? Yes, yes.
And now, for the results of the talent competition, the envelope, please.
And the winner is Muffy and Buffy! We know what we have to do to get them on the fashion competition, don't you? Crush them.
Now you're getting it.
And now it's time for our fashion competition.
Let's bring it, girls.
Daddy, the man with the big head took my lollipop.
I didn't take it.
Your kid stuck it to my big head.
I mean my normal-sized head.
Like you said, kids will be kids.
And let's say good night to the Belken sisters in their adorable pajamas.
And now, let's welcome to the stage, little miss Buffy and her big sister Muffy.
Aren't these girls smashing in their tennis outfits? Looks like they're having a ball! Get it? And finally, dressed for success, let's welcome little miss Sydney and her big sister Raven.
Looks like these girls mean business.
I see the judges have tallied up their votes.
May I have the envelope And what's inside it Please.
Here you go, my brother.
Thank you, Stanley.
I'm glad you finally decided to do something to help me.
So am i.
Yeah.
And the winner is I'm a dufus.
Does anybody know I'm a dufus? They do now.
Sorry.
I gave you the wrong card, my brother.
That's my bad.
And the winner of the fashion competition is Raven and Sydney! Yes! Yes! In their faces, right, Rae? Game Set And match.
The competition is really heating up now, am I right? And now, to announce our finalists.
Our first finalists are Muffy and Buffy.
Yeah! And our second finalists are Raven and Sydney! What? And now, to help with the personality competition, show your love for Mrs.
Valentine! Let me hear it! Let me hear it! Thank you, gentlemen.
Peace out.
Ok, now, as you know, big sisters need to set a good example for their little sisters, so we've prepared some questions for our big sisters to see how well they do that.
This is my forte.
I got this good.
Big sisters, in one word, what's the most valuable thing you can give to your little sister Money.
Muffy? Love.
Wait a second.
Can I change my answer? Well, i Too late.
Ok, give me another one, then.
Give me another one.
I'll answer it just perfect.
All right.
Judges, her we go.
What would you say is the most Love.
Well, I was going to ask, what is the most important meal of the day.
Muffy? Breakfast.
Because without it, you wouldn't have enough energy to spend quality time with your loving sister.
Man, that was a good answer.
Maybe you should listen to the questions.
Maybe you should let your big sister handle this.
Ok, bring them on, miss Valentine.
Keep them coming.
I'm ready.
Well, that ends our personality competition.
No, I have the best answers! Don't forget to floss! World peace! Don't be a fool, stay in school! Take a bite out of crime! And now it is time for our musical salute to sisters around the world! They come from all over to say hello to you they're shoulder to shoulder with old friends and with new from far and wide they came but they're really all the same they're just sisters sisters 'round the world give up, Baxter.
Why can't you just lose graciously? 'Cause I'm going to win.
With love in our hearts we're just sisters sisters of the world thought you had me, didn't you? What you want? What you want, honey? Ok, no more Mr.
nice guy.
Bring it on.
Great choreography, Chels.
What? It's your music that made them angry.
This is the last time that Thomas and Daniels work together! Daniels and Thomas! Thomas and Daniels! Daniels and Thomas! Thomas and Daniels! What are you laughing at, joke thief? I'm laughing at your leg hurting.
That's too bad, because my leg isn't hurting.
How about now? Your kid's ruining the whole show.
I always say that kids will be kids, but you know what? Parents can be parents, too.
Are you insulting my parenting skills? No, I'm just saying That maybe you should spend less time working out in the gym, and maybe more time teaching that kid some manners.
Teach him some manners, dad.
How about that? Is this your mouthpiece? Don't you talk to my kid! Now we're really going to crush you.
Wait! Stop! Sydney! Sydney, no! Wait! Stop! No! I know what you're going to do.
Good.
You can help me.
I'm gonna crush her.
Sydney, no.
I got way too competitive.
This was supposed to be about having fun.
A little late for that now.
Everybody! Everybody, stop! Stop! Why are we fighting? Muffy, what are we doing? We're supposed to be big sisters.
And, Sydney, look, I'm sorry, ok? I really wanted to set a good example.
You did, girl! We were crushing them! That's not why we did this.
All the fighting and hating.
A big sister is supposed to be a good role model, someone you look up to.
Muffy I got way too competitive.
And I'm sorry.
Me, too, Baxter.
I brought shame to the pageant arts.
And, Sydney, will you give me another chance? Of course I will.
You're the best big sister in the world.
Chels, what are we fighting about? It can be Daniels and Thomas.
Ok.
Or Or It could be Thomas and Daniels.
You know what, after today, I really doesn't matter because nobody's going to hire us anyway.
That's true.
I'm sorry I tried to take all the jokes.
Yeah.
Sorry about the kick.
Yeah.
So, we're cool? We cool.
I'm sorry I kicked your chair and hit you with the lollipop.
And what about his big head? We'll just let that one go.
I can't believe you went soft on me.
We've got six more pageants this year.
Pull it together, girl! Right.
Don't tell mom.
We were friends from the start with love in our heart we're just sisters sisters 'round the world sister around the world And now, it's time to crown our little miss and her big sis.
Muffy and Buffy Raven and Sydney You're all disqualified for starting a fight.
What? Ok, our little miss and her big sis recipients of a one-year free pass to happy mountain are Liz and Wendy, the Belken sisters.
Here comes little miss little miss and her big sis her big sis they share a bond you can't dismiss you can't dismiss they share their bliss as they blow us a kiss it's little miss and her big sis yeah! Yeah! Do you want to do this again next year? Are you kidding? Absolutely! That's my girl.