The Adventures Of Puss In Boots (2015) s04e10 Episode Script
Small Change
[cat purrs, meows.]
[fast flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x10 - Small Change [Puss mutters.]
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk, where are you? Where are you, Obelisk? Obelisk? Obelisk! Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
[munching.]
- Eh.
Toby! - Uh-huh? Could you make your apple munching somewhere not so close to my face? [gulps.]
That better? [chomps.]
No.
[gulps.]
How about now? [chomping.]
How about you stand over here while I work.
Right over here.
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
No, no, no.
Over here.
[groaning.]
There.
Now, stay put.
Why is this sign facing this way? It should be facing that way.
Is everything okay, Puss? Yes, of course.
I have everything under control.
Ouch! Sorry, one of your whiskers was marginally longer than the rest of them, and it was making me insane! [panting.]
Now, excuse me, while I continue to single-handedly unravel the mystery that is the Obelisk of Night.
Maybe we could help, Puss? Yeah, Puss, I could help too! [laughing sarcastically.]
No.
It is as I always say, "If you want something done right, you must do it in a very specific and arbitrary way.
" You've had a specific way for everything lately.
[snorts, chuckles.]
Do not be ridiculous.
I know you feel a little, I don't know, helpless to defeat the Bloodwolf.
And sometimes, when we feel out of control about one thing, we over-control other things.
Do you think that's something you may be doing? No.
[gasps.]
Wait a minute.
That symbol looks so familiar.
I wonder where I've seen that before.
Oh.
It looks like one of Sphinx's tattoos, doesn't it? [gasps.]
Yes! Of course.
[shouts.]
[Puss growling.]
[panting.]
Sphinx! Sphinx! [coughing.]
What? What? Where is it? Where is it? - I need to see it.
Now! - Huh? Where is what? What are you talking about? The symbol.
Where is the symbol? Is it down here? What symbol? Hey, watch it.
[chuckles.]
That tickles.
Knock it off.
Quit it, guy.
Come on.
You're totally violating my personal space.
Stand still.
You're making this difficult.
Seriously, bro, get off me.
[Sphinx growls.]
[Puss.]
No, not until I find it.
Show me.
Where is it? Where is the symbol? Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
Uh, Puss? [Puss groaning.]
[Sphinx growls.]
Puss, look at her shoulder.
[gasps.]
Huzzah! I have found it.
Where did you obtain this tattoo? Tell me now.
Oh, this? Oh, Callista gave it to me.
Callista? You know, my sister who terrorizes Fountainwood? Looks exactly like me? Literally set you on fire? Yeah.
She inked me back when we were still young and didn't hate each other and stuff.
- Wait.
Fountainwood? - Yeah.
- The forest with the magical fountains? - Yeah.
With the waters that cause strange effects? - Yeah.
- And you have to say release - to break the spell? - Dude, yes, okay? That's the place.
Then to Fountainwood we go.
We leave at once.
Yay! I'll go get ready.
What? No, no, no.
Toby, you stay.
Aw.
But I wanna go.
No.
Artephius! Pack a bag with provisions for our journey.
I am on it like a bonnet.
[groaning.]
[grunting.]
That can't be good for my back.
[chuckles.]
Okay, team, let's noodle a plan so that Callista doesn't incinerate us to bits.
I was thinking that No thinking will be done by anyone who is not me.
We do it my way.
Here's the plan.
We force Callista to tell us everything about the Obelisk of Night, and then I defeat the Bloodwolf.
The end.
Hmm.
But what happens when she eats your bones because she's, like, a savage beast? That will not happen.
Trust me.
I have everything under control Halt, intruder! [Callista roaring.]
[all screaming.]
[growling.]
So not an intruder, dummy.
I'm your sister? Ugh.
Even worse.
[roaring.]
[Toby screaming.]
- Toby? - On it.
[Callista grunting.]
[all screaming.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
[grunts, groans.]
Ow.
[gasping.]
[panting.]
[gasps, grunts.]
Dulcinea? [echoing.]
Artephius? [echoing.]
Toby? [echoing.]
[crow cawing.]
[hiccups.]
[speaking gibberish.]
[continues speaking gibberish.]
[hiccups.]
Whoa.
Whoa.
[grunting.]
Hey! Paws.
Stop with the hitting.
[hiccups.]
No, no, no.
I had everything under [grunts.]
control.
[groans.]
[crows cawing.]
[both grunting, screaming.]
[roars.]
[grunts.]
Those are, like, my friends.
[both grunting.]
Yeah, right.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do.
[grunts.]
[roaring.]
[grunting.]
[sniffing.]
Hmm? Huh? [owl hooting.]
[Toby whimpering.]
[groaning.]
[whimpering.]
Hello? [Callista grunting.]
I hate your stupid face! [Sphinx.]
We're twins.
We have the same face! [Callista, Sphinx grunting.]
Hello? Puss? [crows cawing.]
Dulcinea? [distant animal cries.]
[gasps.]
Hello, little piggy.
[squealing.]
Stay back.
I'm overly gassy for my age and height.
[farts.]
No need to unleash your flatulence on us, little piggy.
We can help you find your friends.
You You can? Oh, sure.
Right after you help make us rich.
[bandits growling.]
[grunting.]
[crows cawing.]
[continues grunting.]
Whoa! Release.
Rele [hiccups.]
[groans.]
My body is not doing as I command.
[grunts.]
Artephius, did you also fall into what is apparently the Fountain of Handstands? Nope.
I fell into the Fountain of Achy Back.
See? [bones crackling.]
Oh.
Strange fountain.
No water in it.
Are you sure you did not just fall on the ground? Oh! That just might explain why it was dry.
And It was hard.
And it was the ground.
Release! [groaning.]
I do not understand.
I repeat "release," yet the spell is unbroken.
You and me both, sister.
Release! Release! Re [bones crack.]
Oh-ho-ho! Yep.
Definitely fell on the ground.
[hiccuping.]
Every time I start hiccuping [grunts.]
my spell changes.
I cannot control it.
Changing spells, huh? That can only mean one thing.
It looks like you've fallen into the Fountain of 100 Changes.
Did you say "100 changes"? One hundred changes.
Like a one, with two zeros after? Yes, siree.
You have to go through a hundred random changes before the spell ends.
[groans.]
Ooh.
And wait, there's more.
It's the only spell in Fountainwood that saying "release" doesn't fix.
There's no way to control it.
This is unacceptable.
For [hiccuping.]
[groans.]
This is an insult to boots everywhere.
[groaning, muffled voice.]
This sure was a good idea, sneaking into Fountainwood when that scary cat lady is preoccupied.
And bottling up the fountain water to sell for profit.
[chuckles.]
[chomps.]
What's that got to do with me? Since the fountains are not labeled, we'll have to try them out on someone first.
But where are you going to find someone around Oh, boy.
[grunts.]
[screams.]
[slurps.]
- What's happening? Oh, it tickles! - [bandits.]
Whoa.
[screaming.]
Oh! Ooh.
I'm so manly.
Wow! The Fountain of Mustaches.
Oh, this is going to be a huge hit.
[grunting.]
Nothing has gone according to my plan.
I have been cursed with an impossible spell.
The Sphinx is going to get eaten, Toby and Dulcinea have gone missing, and we will never find the obelisk.
Oh, it's not all bad.
[groans.]
[bones crack.]
No, wait.
Yes, it is.
[Puss groaning.]
I wish to hop no more.
[groans.]
There must be some way to control this spell.
Nope, you've just gotta accept it.
[grunts.]
I will not! [hiccuping.]
[instrumental music playing.]
Hmm.
[hiccuping.]
Wo ist das Katzenklo? [groaning.]
[hiccuping.]
[Puss cawing.]
[hiccuping.]
Ooh! [meowing.]
[groaning.]
Whoa! [hiccuping, vibrating grunts.]
[groaning.]
[screams, retching.]
[exclaims, screams.]
- What the - Huh? [vocalizing.]
[gasps, panting.]
[mumbling unintelligibly.]
Whoa! [hiccuping.]
Dulcinea.
You're all right! Oh, I'm better than all right.
I'm the best.
[Puss yowls.]
And don't you forget it, Kitty Dum Dum.
Snaps.
I, uh I thought we retired that nickname.
She must have fallen into the Fountain of Sass Mouth, Puss.
It'll turn even the sweetest kitty into one sassy Sally.
No, no.
A sassy Dulcinea is yet one more thing I cannot control.
[hiccuping.]
[exhales.]
Huh? [exclaims, grunting.]
Dulcinea, there is no time for cheeky hijinks.
[groans.]
San Lorenzo is depending on us.
You must say "release" at once! Hmm.
I think not.
Boop.
[hiccuping.]
[high-pitched.]
Dulcine [high-pitched.]
Dulcinea.
Come back this instant.
[groans.]
Hey.
Watch where you're going.
Uh-huh.
You watch where you're going.
What? How dare you! [high-pitched.]
Halt.
Puss in Boots commands it.
Hey.
Why is your voice so funny? Why is your face so funny? My face isn't funny.
[growls.]
[groans.]
Antonio, no! Not your beautiful face.
I will avenge you.
Ha! You're gonna avenge him wearing that? What's wrong with my outfit? Oh, nothing.
It's just sooo last season.
[gasps.]
Masks never go out of style.
[high-pitched.]
They do now.
[yowls.]
[grunts.]
[both screaming.]
[high-pitched.]
Honest voice or not, I am still a force to be reckoned with.
Took you long enough.
[snaps.]
Look, I'm snapping, too.
[snaps.]
[high-pitched.]
Do not sashay away from me.
I'm leading this [hiccups.]
Uh-oh.
[hiccups.]
[normal voice.]
Whoa.
I am in control! Whoa! All right, pig boy.
Time to try out this one.
Say "release" and the mustache spell will wear off.
Aw, but I like the mustache.
Can I keep it? No! Say "release" quickly.
Release! [Toby screaming.]
[grunting.]
[roaring.]
Afternoon, ladies.
[Toby screaming.]
Look.
Toby! Puss in Boots to the rescue.
[scoffs.]
Really? Who talks in the third person anymore? Artephius has no idea.
[gasps.]
All right, little piggy.
Here's the next one.
[slurps.]
[burping.]
Ah! Fountain of Burps.
[Toby burping.]
Aw.
[burps.]
I miss [burps.]
my mustache.
[burps.]
Unhand that gassy piggy at once.
[Toby burps.]
[thieves gasp.]
You do not want to mess Hey, nerds.
I'm back.
Oh, no.
It's that sassy lady.
Let's get out of here before she makes more snide comments.
No! Dulcinea.
Stand back.
I have got this under control.
Why is he juggling? And with such skill.
It is amusing.
Ha! I hope you are as amused by my fists when [hiccups.]
[groans.]
[grunting.]
[laughing.]
You were saying? I hate this.
Dulcinea, do not just stand there.
Ha-ha-ha! Funny.
I didn't hear you say "please.
" Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
[all laughing.]
Yes, well, like I was saying.
Give us the pig boy and no harm will come to you.
[swords clanging.]
Please? Pretty please? With cherries? And whipped crema? Anybody know how to fix an achy back? [both groaning.]
Ow! [gasps.]
You did it.
My hero.
Get off.
Affection gives me the hives.
[Puss hiccuping.]
What the [fiddle music playing.]
Uh What is he doing? [grunting.]
[exclaiming.]
[flamenco music playing.]
[grunting.]
It is a fight we want.
Not a dance.
Believe me.
I want that too.
[ballroom music playing.]
[exclaiming, groaning.]
[burping.]
Ew.
[thief screaming.]
[groans.]
Wait a moment.
- Dancing is just fighting with music.
- Whoo! Is it possible that I could use this spell to my advantage? [fast-tempo music playing.]
Perhaps a willingness to accept change could be a strength.
[classical music playing.]
He's having a revelation about his internal conflict.
Sometimes the obstacle is Enough of your philosophical musings.
Let us dance-fight.
Ha! [flamenco music playing.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
[Puss laughing.]
[all grunting.]
Ha-ha! [hiccuping.]
[Puss groaning.]
[crashing.]
[hiccuping.]
[chuckles.]
[screaming.]
[all screaming.]
[Puss grunting.]
[thieves screaming.]
[hiccuping.]
What? Where'd he go? [yells.]
[smack.]
[Puss.]
I am right here.
Invisible.
[smacking.]
[both groaning.]
[Puss yowls.]
[groans.]
[groaning.]
[screaming.]
- He's magic.
- Save us! [Puss hiccuping.]
That was so awesome! Even the part where I couldn't see you, Puss.
[burps.]
[chuckles.]
Thank you, Toby.
Let us continue our mission and find some [Puss screaming.]
[screaming.]
- Got ya, bro.
- Whoa! Now, where is she? [Callista roars.]
Sphinx.
Callista.
Stop it.
Stop fighting.
[both grunting.]
I'll stop when she stops.
Why do I have to stop? It's your fault.
You started this.
Why are you always blaming me? Callista, please.
We just want to ask you about the tattoo on Sphinx.
Then why don't you talk to the loser who spends her life making up riddles? It's a job, okay? [grunts.]
Whoa! [Callista screaming.]
Ow, ow.
My tail is very sensitive.
[groans.]
[screams.]
[all screaming.]
[crashing.]
[all groaning.]
[both roaring.]
[grunts.]
No! [screams.]
[hiccups.]
Dulcinea, we cannot let the Sphinx hurt Callista.
We desperately need information from her.
Tell the dirt you love it! Dulcinea, only you have the sensitivity to resolve this kind of emotional family conflict.
But you cannot do it if you're sassy.
You must say "release!" Pass, pass, I'm-ma keep the sass.
[hisses.]
Please, Dulcinea.
Do it for San Lorenzo.
Do it for me.
Ugh! Okay, fine.
But Toby has to say it too, because [burping.]
Eww.
[both.]
Release! [all groaning.]
I forgot that part.
Aw! My back hurts again.
[groaning.]
[both snarling.]
Ladies.
Ladies, what's this about? [overlapping complaints.]
One at a time, please.
Callista? - Well - Why does she get to go first? Ever since she was little she's always gone first.
What? That is so not true.
You're such a liar.
- You're the liar.
- I can't stand talking to you.
- Well, good.
I don't want - Ladies, please.
Okay, Sphinx, you first.
My whole life, she's been like the worst to me.
I can't help it if I want to punch her in her dumb face.
Mm-hmm.
I see.
Callista? How do you feel about this? I was only mean to her because mom and dad liked her better.
No way.
They liked you better.
[in unison.]
They always said, "Be more like your sister.
" [both.]
Huh? [dramatic music playing.]
I guess we were both wrong.
Hey, like, I'm sorry about your toothbrush and, like, everything else.
Oh, it's cool.
I don't brush anyway.
Duh.
This is good.
Very cathartic.
Why don't you two hug and make up? [both mimic explosion sounds.]
Or whatever that was, yeah, sure.
[clearing throat.]
Callista, we have traveled a long way to ask you the meaning of this symbol.
Oh, that? I saw it on an old obelisk years ago.
[gasps.]
The Obelisk of Night? Maybe.
It was at this place called the Grotto of Riches.
Really fancy cave full of treasure.
If we can find this grotto, we can save San Lorenzo.
"We"? Are you sure you don't mean you? Yes.
We.
Together.
I will never again try to control [hiccups.]
Seriously? [hiccuping.]
[high-pitched.]
I hate this spell.
Fountain of 100 Changes, huh? That one is the worst, am I right? You know what? Maybe a little change will be good for me.
[hiccuping.]
[all laughing.]
[Puss continues hiccuping.]
[Puss grumbling.]
[fast flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x10 - Small Change [Puss mutters.]
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk, where are you? Where are you, Obelisk? Obelisk? Obelisk! Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
Obelisk.
[munching.]
- Eh.
Toby! - Uh-huh? Could you make your apple munching somewhere not so close to my face? [gulps.]
That better? [chomps.]
No.
[gulps.]
How about now? [chomping.]
How about you stand over here while I work.
Right over here.
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
No, no, no.
Over here.
[groaning.]
There.
Now, stay put.
Why is this sign facing this way? It should be facing that way.
Is everything okay, Puss? Yes, of course.
I have everything under control.
Ouch! Sorry, one of your whiskers was marginally longer than the rest of them, and it was making me insane! [panting.]
Now, excuse me, while I continue to single-handedly unravel the mystery that is the Obelisk of Night.
Maybe we could help, Puss? Yeah, Puss, I could help too! [laughing sarcastically.]
No.
It is as I always say, "If you want something done right, you must do it in a very specific and arbitrary way.
" You've had a specific way for everything lately.
[snorts, chuckles.]
Do not be ridiculous.
I know you feel a little, I don't know, helpless to defeat the Bloodwolf.
And sometimes, when we feel out of control about one thing, we over-control other things.
Do you think that's something you may be doing? No.
[gasps.]
Wait a minute.
That symbol looks so familiar.
I wonder where I've seen that before.
Oh.
It looks like one of Sphinx's tattoos, doesn't it? [gasps.]
Yes! Of course.
[shouts.]
[Puss growling.]
[panting.]
Sphinx! Sphinx! [coughing.]
What? What? Where is it? Where is it? - I need to see it.
Now! - Huh? Where is what? What are you talking about? The symbol.
Where is the symbol? Is it down here? What symbol? Hey, watch it.
[chuckles.]
That tickles.
Knock it off.
Quit it, guy.
Come on.
You're totally violating my personal space.
Stand still.
You're making this difficult.
Seriously, bro, get off me.
[Sphinx growls.]
[Puss.]
No, not until I find it.
Show me.
Where is it? Where is the symbol? Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
Uh, Puss? [Puss groaning.]
[Sphinx growls.]
Puss, look at her shoulder.
[gasps.]
Huzzah! I have found it.
Where did you obtain this tattoo? Tell me now.
Oh, this? Oh, Callista gave it to me.
Callista? You know, my sister who terrorizes Fountainwood? Looks exactly like me? Literally set you on fire? Yeah.
She inked me back when we were still young and didn't hate each other and stuff.
- Wait.
Fountainwood? - Yeah.
- The forest with the magical fountains? - Yeah.
With the waters that cause strange effects? - Yeah.
- And you have to say release - to break the spell? - Dude, yes, okay? That's the place.
Then to Fountainwood we go.
We leave at once.
Yay! I'll go get ready.
What? No, no, no.
Toby, you stay.
Aw.
But I wanna go.
No.
Artephius! Pack a bag with provisions for our journey.
I am on it like a bonnet.
[groaning.]
[grunting.]
That can't be good for my back.
[chuckles.]
Okay, team, let's noodle a plan so that Callista doesn't incinerate us to bits.
I was thinking that No thinking will be done by anyone who is not me.
We do it my way.
Here's the plan.
We force Callista to tell us everything about the Obelisk of Night, and then I defeat the Bloodwolf.
The end.
Hmm.
But what happens when she eats your bones because she's, like, a savage beast? That will not happen.
Trust me.
I have everything under control Halt, intruder! [Callista roaring.]
[all screaming.]
[growling.]
So not an intruder, dummy.
I'm your sister? Ugh.
Even worse.
[roaring.]
[Toby screaming.]
- Toby? - On it.
[Callista grunting.]
[all screaming.]
[grunts.]
[grunts.]
[grunts, groans.]
Ow.
[gasping.]
[panting.]
[gasps, grunts.]
Dulcinea? [echoing.]
Artephius? [echoing.]
Toby? [echoing.]
[crow cawing.]
[hiccups.]
[speaking gibberish.]
[continues speaking gibberish.]
[hiccups.]
Whoa.
Whoa.
[grunting.]
Hey! Paws.
Stop with the hitting.
[hiccups.]
No, no, no.
I had everything under [grunts.]
control.
[groans.]
[crows cawing.]
[both grunting, screaming.]
[roars.]
[grunts.]
Those are, like, my friends.
[both grunting.]
Yeah, right.
You don't have any friends.
Yes, I do.
[grunts.]
[roaring.]
[grunting.]
[sniffing.]
Hmm? Huh? [owl hooting.]
[Toby whimpering.]
[groaning.]
[whimpering.]
Hello? [Callista grunting.]
I hate your stupid face! [Sphinx.]
We're twins.
We have the same face! [Callista, Sphinx grunting.]
Hello? Puss? [crows cawing.]
Dulcinea? [distant animal cries.]
[gasps.]
Hello, little piggy.
[squealing.]
Stay back.
I'm overly gassy for my age and height.
[farts.]
No need to unleash your flatulence on us, little piggy.
We can help you find your friends.
You You can? Oh, sure.
Right after you help make us rich.
[bandits growling.]
[grunting.]
[crows cawing.]
[continues grunting.]
Whoa! Release.
Rele [hiccups.]
[groans.]
My body is not doing as I command.
[grunts.]
Artephius, did you also fall into what is apparently the Fountain of Handstands? Nope.
I fell into the Fountain of Achy Back.
See? [bones crackling.]
Oh.
Strange fountain.
No water in it.
Are you sure you did not just fall on the ground? Oh! That just might explain why it was dry.
And It was hard.
And it was the ground.
Release! [groaning.]
I do not understand.
I repeat "release," yet the spell is unbroken.
You and me both, sister.
Release! Release! Re [bones crack.]
Oh-ho-ho! Yep.
Definitely fell on the ground.
[hiccuping.]
Every time I start hiccuping [grunts.]
my spell changes.
I cannot control it.
Changing spells, huh? That can only mean one thing.
It looks like you've fallen into the Fountain of 100 Changes.
Did you say "100 changes"? One hundred changes.
Like a one, with two zeros after? Yes, siree.
You have to go through a hundred random changes before the spell ends.
[groans.]
Ooh.
And wait, there's more.
It's the only spell in Fountainwood that saying "release" doesn't fix.
There's no way to control it.
This is unacceptable.
For [hiccuping.]
[groans.]
This is an insult to boots everywhere.
[groaning, muffled voice.]
This sure was a good idea, sneaking into Fountainwood when that scary cat lady is preoccupied.
And bottling up the fountain water to sell for profit.
[chuckles.]
[chomps.]
What's that got to do with me? Since the fountains are not labeled, we'll have to try them out on someone first.
But where are you going to find someone around Oh, boy.
[grunts.]
[screams.]
[slurps.]
- What's happening? Oh, it tickles! - [bandits.]
Whoa.
[screaming.]
Oh! Ooh.
I'm so manly.
Wow! The Fountain of Mustaches.
Oh, this is going to be a huge hit.
[grunting.]
Nothing has gone according to my plan.
I have been cursed with an impossible spell.
The Sphinx is going to get eaten, Toby and Dulcinea have gone missing, and we will never find the obelisk.
Oh, it's not all bad.
[groans.]
[bones crack.]
No, wait.
Yes, it is.
[Puss groaning.]
I wish to hop no more.
[groans.]
There must be some way to control this spell.
Nope, you've just gotta accept it.
[grunts.]
I will not! [hiccuping.]
[instrumental music playing.]
Hmm.
[hiccuping.]
Wo ist das Katzenklo? [groaning.]
[hiccuping.]
[Puss cawing.]
[hiccuping.]
Ooh! [meowing.]
[groaning.]
Whoa! [hiccuping, vibrating grunts.]
[groaning.]
[screams, retching.]
[exclaims, screams.]
- What the - Huh? [vocalizing.]
[gasps, panting.]
[mumbling unintelligibly.]
Whoa! [hiccuping.]
Dulcinea.
You're all right! Oh, I'm better than all right.
I'm the best.
[Puss yowls.]
And don't you forget it, Kitty Dum Dum.
Snaps.
I, uh I thought we retired that nickname.
She must have fallen into the Fountain of Sass Mouth, Puss.
It'll turn even the sweetest kitty into one sassy Sally.
No, no.
A sassy Dulcinea is yet one more thing I cannot control.
[hiccuping.]
[exhales.]
Huh? [exclaims, grunting.]
Dulcinea, there is no time for cheeky hijinks.
[groans.]
San Lorenzo is depending on us.
You must say "release" at once! Hmm.
I think not.
Boop.
[hiccuping.]
[high-pitched.]
Dulcine [high-pitched.]
Dulcinea.
Come back this instant.
[groans.]
Hey.
Watch where you're going.
Uh-huh.
You watch where you're going.
What? How dare you! [high-pitched.]
Halt.
Puss in Boots commands it.
Hey.
Why is your voice so funny? Why is your face so funny? My face isn't funny.
[growls.]
[groans.]
Antonio, no! Not your beautiful face.
I will avenge you.
Ha! You're gonna avenge him wearing that? What's wrong with my outfit? Oh, nothing.
It's just sooo last season.
[gasps.]
Masks never go out of style.
[high-pitched.]
They do now.
[yowls.]
[grunts.]
[both screaming.]
[high-pitched.]
Honest voice or not, I am still a force to be reckoned with.
Took you long enough.
[snaps.]
Look, I'm snapping, too.
[snaps.]
[high-pitched.]
Do not sashay away from me.
I'm leading this [hiccups.]
Uh-oh.
[hiccups.]
[normal voice.]
Whoa.
I am in control! Whoa! All right, pig boy.
Time to try out this one.
Say "release" and the mustache spell will wear off.
Aw, but I like the mustache.
Can I keep it? No! Say "release" quickly.
Release! [Toby screaming.]
[grunting.]
[roaring.]
Afternoon, ladies.
[Toby screaming.]
Look.
Toby! Puss in Boots to the rescue.
[scoffs.]
Really? Who talks in the third person anymore? Artephius has no idea.
[gasps.]
All right, little piggy.
Here's the next one.
[slurps.]
[burping.]
Ah! Fountain of Burps.
[Toby burping.]
Aw.
[burps.]
I miss [burps.]
my mustache.
[burps.]
Unhand that gassy piggy at once.
[Toby burps.]
[thieves gasp.]
You do not want to mess Hey, nerds.
I'm back.
Oh, no.
It's that sassy lady.
Let's get out of here before she makes more snide comments.
No! Dulcinea.
Stand back.
I have got this under control.
Why is he juggling? And with such skill.
It is amusing.
Ha! I hope you are as amused by my fists when [hiccups.]
[groans.]
[grunting.]
[laughing.]
You were saying? I hate this.
Dulcinea, do not just stand there.
Ha-ha-ha! Funny.
I didn't hear you say "please.
" Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
Hiccup.
[all laughing.]
Yes, well, like I was saying.
Give us the pig boy and no harm will come to you.
[swords clanging.]
Please? Pretty please? With cherries? And whipped crema? Anybody know how to fix an achy back? [both groaning.]
Ow! [gasps.]
You did it.
My hero.
Get off.
Affection gives me the hives.
[Puss hiccuping.]
What the [fiddle music playing.]
Uh What is he doing? [grunting.]
[exclaiming.]
[flamenco music playing.]
[grunting.]
It is a fight we want.
Not a dance.
Believe me.
I want that too.
[ballroom music playing.]
[exclaiming, groaning.]
[burping.]
Ew.
[thief screaming.]
[groans.]
Wait a moment.
- Dancing is just fighting with music.
- Whoo! Is it possible that I could use this spell to my advantage? [fast-tempo music playing.]
Perhaps a willingness to accept change could be a strength.
[classical music playing.]
He's having a revelation about his internal conflict.
Sometimes the obstacle is Enough of your philosophical musings.
Let us dance-fight.
Ha! [flamenco music playing.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
[Puss laughing.]
[all grunting.]
Ha-ha! [hiccuping.]
[Puss groaning.]
[crashing.]
[hiccuping.]
[chuckles.]
[screaming.]
[all screaming.]
[Puss grunting.]
[thieves screaming.]
[hiccuping.]
What? Where'd he go? [yells.]
[smack.]
[Puss.]
I am right here.
Invisible.
[smacking.]
[both groaning.]
[Puss yowls.]
[groans.]
[groaning.]
[screaming.]
- He's magic.
- Save us! [Puss hiccuping.]
That was so awesome! Even the part where I couldn't see you, Puss.
[burps.]
[chuckles.]
Thank you, Toby.
Let us continue our mission and find some [Puss screaming.]
[screaming.]
- Got ya, bro.
- Whoa! Now, where is she? [Callista roars.]
Sphinx.
Callista.
Stop it.
Stop fighting.
[both grunting.]
I'll stop when she stops.
Why do I have to stop? It's your fault.
You started this.
Why are you always blaming me? Callista, please.
We just want to ask you about the tattoo on Sphinx.
Then why don't you talk to the loser who spends her life making up riddles? It's a job, okay? [grunts.]
Whoa! [Callista screaming.]
Ow, ow.
My tail is very sensitive.
[groans.]
[screams.]
[all screaming.]
[crashing.]
[all groaning.]
[both roaring.]
[grunts.]
No! [screams.]
[hiccups.]
Dulcinea, we cannot let the Sphinx hurt Callista.
We desperately need information from her.
Tell the dirt you love it! Dulcinea, only you have the sensitivity to resolve this kind of emotional family conflict.
But you cannot do it if you're sassy.
You must say "release!" Pass, pass, I'm-ma keep the sass.
[hisses.]
Please, Dulcinea.
Do it for San Lorenzo.
Do it for me.
Ugh! Okay, fine.
But Toby has to say it too, because [burping.]
Eww.
[both.]
Release! [all groaning.]
I forgot that part.
Aw! My back hurts again.
[groaning.]
[both snarling.]
Ladies.
Ladies, what's this about? [overlapping complaints.]
One at a time, please.
Callista? - Well - Why does she get to go first? Ever since she was little she's always gone first.
What? That is so not true.
You're such a liar.
- You're the liar.
- I can't stand talking to you.
- Well, good.
I don't want - Ladies, please.
Okay, Sphinx, you first.
My whole life, she's been like the worst to me.
I can't help it if I want to punch her in her dumb face.
Mm-hmm.
I see.
Callista? How do you feel about this? I was only mean to her because mom and dad liked her better.
No way.
They liked you better.
[in unison.]
They always said, "Be more like your sister.
" [both.]
Huh? [dramatic music playing.]
I guess we were both wrong.
Hey, like, I'm sorry about your toothbrush and, like, everything else.
Oh, it's cool.
I don't brush anyway.
Duh.
This is good.
Very cathartic.
Why don't you two hug and make up? [both mimic explosion sounds.]
Or whatever that was, yeah, sure.
[clearing throat.]
Callista, we have traveled a long way to ask you the meaning of this symbol.
Oh, that? I saw it on an old obelisk years ago.
[gasps.]
The Obelisk of Night? Maybe.
It was at this place called the Grotto of Riches.
Really fancy cave full of treasure.
If we can find this grotto, we can save San Lorenzo.
"We"? Are you sure you don't mean you? Yes.
We.
Together.
I will never again try to control [hiccups.]
Seriously? [hiccuping.]
[high-pitched.]
I hate this spell.
Fountain of 100 Changes, huh? That one is the worst, am I right? You know what? Maybe a little change will be good for me.
[hiccuping.]
[all laughing.]
[Puss continues hiccuping.]
[Puss grumbling.]