All Hail King Julien (2014) s04e11 Episode Script

1 - [Mort chuckles.]
- [growls.]
- [Mort.]
I'm okay! - [laughs.]
[theme music playing.]
Party - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # - # Who's the king? # - # King Julien! # Get down for the get down - # Everybody party with King who? # - # King Julien! # - #King who? # - #King Julien! # Tonight will be forever Let's do King Julien style Woof! Whoa, oh, whoa, oh Y'all tell me who's the king Whoa, oh, whoa, oh All hail King Julien! [all.]
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! I have heard your pleas, my peoples, and today, your life-long dream of having a king who rides over a giant waterfall in a barrel is finally coming true.
Oh, my king! He's so brave! [grunting.]
- [lemurs.]
Aww.
- [Clover grunting.]
Okay, move along.
Nothing to see here but a mad king.
What? What did I even do? Come on, Your Majesty.
[grunts.]
You'll never take me alive! - Nope.
Not happening, Your Majesty.
- Huh.
Uh - Not on my watch.
- [sighs.]
I wouldn't be doing my job if I allowed you to take such a stupid risk.
Then I'll schedule my barrel stunt on your day off.
If something happened to you, the kingdom would be lost.
They need your wise counsel.
Yeah.
Your advice really helped me get over my ex-imaginary friend.
[shouts.]
You hear that, Nathan? We're through! - Please.
- Hmph.
Promise us you'll drop this whole stupid barrel stunt.
Please? Fine, fine.
I promise.
[sighs.]
Come on, guys, It's me we're talking about.
K-Jeezy.
You can trust me.
Not even crossing my fingers.
[Julien grunting.]
- [rustling.]
- [gasps.]
[panting.]
Whoop! What's this weird barrel doing here? [knocking.]
Uh, nothing, you nosey doof.
What a rude barrel.
Umm-hmm.
Even if nobody's here, I'll at least have photosynthetic evidence - of my brave deed.
- [camera clicks.]
Man, that is one good-looking thumb.
[laughs.]
And now, let's do this.
Uh Starting to have second thoughts, but thinking's never been my thing.
[grunts, screams.]
- Okay, I now see why this was a bad idea! - [splashes.]
Oof! Whoa! I survived.
Yes! I'm glad I didn't make any bargains with the sky gods to save me.
[chuckles.]
I'd never hear the end of it.
[exclaims, gasps.]
[screaming.]
- [hissing.]
- [grunting, groans.]
- [snarling.]
- [Julien screaming.]
[grunts, groaning.]
[hisses violently.]
Uh eh uh You have saved me.
I owe you my life, brother.
Yeah.
No biggie.
I smash giant snakes in a barrel while screaming pathetically all the time.
[chuckles.]
It's kind of my signature move.
Uh You realize you don't have to keep bowing, right? Just saying, it's a little weird to bow that much.
Ah, I am called Koto.
Respeck.
I am King Julien, but you can just call me King Julien.
Oh! You are a king? Oh, yeah, one of the great ones.
A little surprising you haven't heard all the great legends about me and my heroic deeds.
And all the acts I did to the annals of history.
- An inspiration to all, I [gasps.]
- [thunderclap.]
A storm approaches.
I know a cave nearby where we may seek shelter.
- [thunder rumbling.]
- [rain pattering.]
Oh.
This is all my fault.
I should have known he would never listen to us.
- [whimpering.]
- And now, he's probably all soggy and dead at the bottom of a waterfall.
[bawling.]
I want my King Julien soggy and alive! [both crying.]
He was my responsibility, and I will find him.
In that storm? It's too dangerous! I don't know, Maurice, it's probably not even that - [current surging.]
- [groaning.]
King Julien is out in that storm.
There's no time to waste.
Thanks for hooking up the warmth, Koto, but it kind of seems like saving your life would be worth a bigger fire.
Not huge, but a tad bigger.
A smidge.
A skosh.
A large fire could attract predators.
Or it could let your homies know that you're safe.
- [sighs.]
- Hmm? I am the last of my kind.
I have been without a true home ever since my kingdom was wiped out by the foosa.
Whoa.
That's awful, man.
If you need a place to crash, my kingdom hasn't been wiped out yet.
I am, once again, in your debt.
[sniffing.]
I fear the serpent may have returned.
Stay here.
[Julien whimpering.]
- Uh, everything okay out there? - [grunting.]
Let me know if I can help.
Not really, though, just being polite.
[both grunting.]
[Clover squeals.]
Whoa! Clover? [grunting.]
[both grunting violently.]
Guys, stop it! You're both my homies.
Squash this beef! - Hai-yah! - [groaning.]
[groans, screams.]
- [grunts.]
- Hai-yah! Enough! Dude, seriously.
You can't just punch all your problems away.
Not cool, Koto.
Not cool.
You know this savage? I make friends everywhere I go.
I got bros in different area codes.
Sometimes I break into flows.
That's how it goes.
- Oh! - Are you injured? [stutters.]
Oh, no.
Foot's a bit sore, but otherwise, tip-top.
You fight like the warrior queens of my tribe.
They were brutal, ruthless and killed without mercy.
I bet you say that to all the ladies.
[chuckles.]
This should aid in your healing.
[snorts.]
Ack-thoo! [munching.]
Sounds like the storm is letting up.
Let's get you back to the village, King Julien.
[spits.]
- Huh? - [humming.]
[sighs in relief.]
Uh.
Couldn't hurt to stay a bit longer, - I [chuckles.]
I suppose.
- Jiggy, jee As of this morning, King Julien and Clover are still missing.
We need to divide into search parties.
That's what I'm talking about! - [funky instrumental music playing.]
- Aw, yeah! - Par-tay! - [all grunting.]
It's not that kind of party.
Oh.
So, what is it? More of a cocktail reception? [groans in exasperation.]
Ted, you're with Pancho.
Okay, when we find them, you want 'em dead or alive? Alive! What is wrong with you? Well, excuse me for being thorough, Maurice! [groaning.]
Everybody, pair off and fan out into every direction.
No time to waste.
All right, so, I'm with you.
Are you with me? It's hot, so we should all stay plenty hydrated.
Wouldn't it be easier if we just chose two idiots to replace 'em? Sorry, baby.
I gotta go search.
I sure hope they find them quickly.
Yeah, I'm worried sick.
What are you still doing here, Willie? Uh I have bone spurs in my feet, so [chuckles nervously.]
Darn it all to gosh, I'm not fit to serve.
[groans.]
Found 'em! And once again, the cowardly guy saves the day.
[bawling.]
- [crying.]
You're alive! - Uh-huh.
What got into him? Somebody show him a video of a lion cuddling a baby monkey? What a big crybaby.
Hmm.
- [sobbing.]
- Ah-ha-ha.
Maurice isn't dead inside! - [bird squawking.]
- [splashes.]
Huh? Is it raining? [chuckles.]
The little one is indeed amusing.
Smothered in bird dung? Classic.
Hmm Oh, we were worried sick, Your Majesty! No need to worry about me.
This guy here is a great warrior.
And I saved him! So, basically, I'm pretty sure I'm unkillable.
Wait, where is everyone? When you didn't come back, we formed search parties.
What Search parties? You thought I couldn't protect the king myself? No I [stuttering.]
You thought, "Well, if Clover can't handle it, Horst sure can! Oh, yeah, let's send Pancho out there.
You can always trust him - to get the job done!" - [chuckles.]
[mumbling loudly.]
It's ridiculous! No, no, no, no.
That wasn't what I - [grunts.]
- [horn tooting.]
Oh, sheesh.
There's the recall horn.
Search is over.
Let's all go home! [horn continues tooting.]
- [screams.]
- [whimpering.]
- [grunting.]
- [rattling.]
- [funky instrumental music playing.]
- [all cheering.]
[sighs.]
So, how'd you like the tour of the village? It pleased me.
Although I feel you put far too much emphasis on trampolines and waterslides.
Thank you very much.
What truly fascinates me is how weak and bad at fighting most of your citizens seem.
Oh, yeah.
Well, we settle most of our disputes with dance-offs.
And no walls or gates enclose your city.
Huh.
Yeah, we had a wall once.
But it kind of killed the chilled-out festival vibe we were going for.
Uh-huh.
[grunts.]
Hello, hello.
Sorry to barge in, but I Oh, you're right, it does appear that there is there's room for one more.
Yeah, that's me.
Don't mind if I do.
- Oh, hello.
If I could That's it.
- Hey, watch it.
- [grunting.]
- [screams.]
Uh.
This is nice, huh? [bird squawking.]
[grunts.]
I come with an urgent warning.
Oh, yes, you're right.
It does appear there is room for one more.
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot [sighs in relief.]
Hello, Babak.
That name is dead to me, Koto.
I now go by [screams unintelligibly.]
What, eh You guys know each other? Koto shouldn't be here.
He is a wolf, dressed like a sheep, wrapped in an enigma, with henna-tattoo lies all over him.
- With a sheep? With a hat? With a - A wolf Come on, now.
- Didn't I tell you, he always does this.
- I don't even know what that E-word was.
You must banish him from the kingdom.
Whoa! Hey! We don't use the B-word around here! Koto is in a very vulnerable place right now because his whole kingdom got wiped out, and he's the last of his kind.
All wiped out? Yep, all.
Koto, is this true? How could you let that happen? Uh, Sage, why do you know so much about my new bro? Because Koto is not your bro.
He's my bro-ther.
- Hmm? - [gasps.]
[growls.]
- [growls.]
- [growls.]
- Hmm? - [growls.]
- [growls.]
- Hmm? Ha! [growls.]
Uh, again, I don't really understand.
[rattling.]
and I told her, "I didn't sign up for this kick-boxing class to make friends.
I'm here to channel my rage and hurt people.
" - [screams.]
- Yo, hotchy-motchy! - Did you see the size of that snake? - Hmm? Do you see things like that a lot, Horst? How can you be certain that my I mean, Koto's kingdom was really destroyed? [laughs.]
Why would he lie about something like that? Why does the oak tree pretend to be an acorn? Has anyone ever told you you're, like, super weird? Yes.
Koto is the last planted seedling in my familial garden.
Are you trying to say [shouts.]
he's your younger brother? When I shed the shackles of kings and crowns, Koto took my place as the ruler of our people.
Hold the front door! Koto is a king? I've been talking to him like he's a common loser this whole time.
Yes.
I forsook the throne to find my truth, and to eat twigs and pine cones.
Koto chose the easy path.
I doubt he's ever even had to survive on his own urine.
Hmm.
You sure you're not just jealous that Koto is on a date with Clover? A date? Whoa.
There's something I've been meaning to ask you.
You seem to be an excellent fighter.
How exactly did your kingdom get wiped out by the foosa? You think my story is dishonest? Well, it's my job to be suspicious.
[exclaims.]
[giggling.]
- Do you not find me trustworthy? - Huh? No, no, no, just, uh [giggles.]
What were we just talking about? I hope it's not too forward of me to say you eat as much as a man.
You really know how to make a girl feel special.
[chuckles nervously.]
And, yes, yeah, I do work up quite an appetite being the kingdom's only line of defense.
Eh.
Mmm.
It truly is only you watching over all of them? Well, there is an assistant captain of the ring tail guard.
[screaming, groans.]
But, yeah, it's mostly just me.
Shall we head back to the village? I had something else in mind.
Hmm? - [foosa growling.]
- [whimpering.]
Oh! Looks like they're having some sort of dinner party.
Ha! - I seem to have misplaced my invitation.
- [cracks knuckles.]
Oh, wait, here it is.
And what do we have here? I've got a plus-one.
[both grunt.]
[foosa growling.]
[both screaming.]
[grunting.]
You know, it's rude to talk with your mouth full of my foot! - Hee-yah! - [groaning.]
- [groans.]
- Your choice of words amuses me.
[grunts.]
- Hai-yah! You try.
- [choking.]
Ah! My hand just hit your face.
Yeah, we'll work on that.
[groaning.]
[male singer.]
# Our eyes met from across the brawl # Right then, I knew you had it all You love like a woman Eat like a man [female singer.]
# You're powerful, you're kind of cruel # And all your scars are super cool I'll stand by your side We'll fight hand in hand [both singing.]
# And when we're punching sharks # It's like the sweetest kiss It's no coincidence That our heart's the size of a fist - # We're violently in like # - [both laughing.]
With every single kick and strike We're violently in like Hearts racing fast like motor bikes With every bone we break The things I feel are more Than I can take [rustling.]
Something strange is happening, Your Majesty.
Yeah, ever since I got electrocuted, appliances have been crazy around me.
[electric current surging.]
[Mort screaming.]
[Mort.]
Somebody call an exorcist! - Hmm.
- [Sage grunting.]
Maurice is right.
[grunting.]
Maurice is right.
[sniffing.]
Something strange is happening.
You could hear me? I'm Sage Moondancer.
I hear everything.
Look around the village.
What do you see? Besides trees, rocks, puddles, - some bugs flying around, air molecules - [sighs.]
Ge-ge-ge-get to the point, Sage! The one thing you don't see is lemurs.
The space is even emptier than it normally is.
And I'll give you one guess who's behind it.
- Is it Koto? - Yeah, right, Maurice.
Koto is my bro-to.
Wait, is it Koto? Is Mo-Mo right? Is it Koto? Koto, Mo-Mo? Koto? Mo-Mo? Momokoto? [rustling.]
- Hm? - [grunts.]
You think I'm behind the disappearing villagers, Babak? You know that's my non-self-actualized name.
I am Sage Moondancer or [screaming unintelligibly.]
for short.
And, yeah, I think you're behind this.
Wasn't Clover with you? Oh! Oh [giggles.]
What is this really about, brother? Surely, you're not still jealous of me.
Crimson? Clover.
No, Clover's on a "date" with Koto.
That's where I just was.
Okay, then where's Crimson? - I don't know.
- Crimson's missing? - Isn't anyone worried about her? - No.
Oh, okay.
What would I have to be jealous of you for, Koto? You're jealous that I had the courage to stay and fight instead of running and hiding.
And now, our kingdom is gone.
- Great work, Koto.
- [growls softly.]
Really kept everyone safe.
That was sarcasm.
I know with the inflection of my voice, the sarcasm doesn't always come through.
[growling.]
[growling.]
[both grunting.]
Stand down! There is no reason for you two strong gorgeous lemurs to be fighting over me.
That is what's going on here, isn't it? Right? [rustling.]
[hissing.]
Oh, golly, is it me or is it a tad warm and sticky in here? Not that I'm complaining.
[laughs.]
Hello! Whose hand is that? Oh.
It's mine.
That's where all the other citizens are! They're inside the snake! Guys, I got this! Just let me get my barrel and climb to the top of a giant waterfall.
No need, Your Majesty.
I'll handle this.
- [hissing.]
- [panting.]
- [continues panting.]
- [chuckles.]
- Hm? - [hissing.]
- [panting.]
- Huh? - Hm? - [hissing.]
- [groans.]
- [hissing.]
- [panting.]
- [exclaims.]
- [screaming.]
- [gulps.]
- [Maurice groaning.]
- Uh huh I'm just gonna go grab that barrel.
I shall handle this.
- Actually, I shall handle this.
- [groans.]
[both groaning.]
Maybe you two could work together.
- [chomps.]
- [screams in pain.]
- Guys? Guys? - [hissing.]
[both grunt.]
- [smacking.]
- [grunting.]
[screams.]
- [both grunting.]
- [hissing.]
- [retches.]
- Freedom! [laughs.]
- [screams.]
- [groans.]
- [retches.]
- [lemurs screaming.]
[laughs.]
I'm flying, man.
- [hissing.]
- [grunting.]
- [screams violently.]
- [smacking.]
[grunting.]
- [retches.]
- [lemurs groaning.]
[groans.]
[hissing.]
[smacking.]
[grunting.]
[groaning.]
Thank you, Koto.
Ugh.
Join me in finishing the job.
How are you at tying knots? We make a pretty good team.
Yes, we do.
[lemurs groaning.]
Hm.
Hmm - [giggling.]
- Hmm [stutters.]
Wait, just 'cause I should probably wash all the snake spit and stomach acid off first.
But just [chuckles.]
Don't go anywhere, 'cause coming right back.
Now that the threat has been neutralized, it is time for me to move on.
[both whimpering.]
I'd be honored if you would join me.
Oh, um King Julien needs me here, protecting the kingdom.
Why don't you stay? Well, if your kingdom is gone, you don't have anywhere else to be, right? I should get this serpent safely away from the village before it wakes up.
I will return for you some day.
I promise.
- [giggles.]
Mmm.
- Mmm-hmm.
[sniffs.]
Hmm.
The Moondancer is watching you, brother.
Watching you like a bird that is known for watching things.
Closely.
But from a distance.
Hey, buddy, if you ever need a place to stay or a trampoline to jump on or a tub to hot in, you are always welcome here.
I am forever in your debt.
[squawking.]
[eagle squawking.]
Wow! Think what would have happened if I hadn't saved that guy's life.
[laughs.]
I feel real good about that.
Real good.
[grunts.]
[drums beating.]
- [screaming.]
- [clanging.]
[eagle squawking.]
I tracked your snake all the way across the island, Benson.
Pet ownership is a huge responsibility.
You must take it more seriously.
[growls.]
I have found our next conquest.
Their land is lush and full of resources.
And their king is a harmless buffoon.
We will crush them like beetles underfoot! [all screaming.]
We're violently in like With every single kick and strike We're violently in like Hearts racing fast like motor bikes With every bone we break The things I feel are more Than I can take