Lip Sync Battle (2015) s04e11 Episode Script

1 - Hit it! - (funky music playing) It takes two to make a thing go right - It takes two to make it outta sight - Hit it I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock a microphone Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like one, two, three, get loose now It takes two It takes two, it takes two, it takes two (crowd cheering) What's happening, LSB nation? Tonight's battle is built for iconic beauties.
And speaking of icons, it's your host, LL Cool J! (Headsprung by LL Cool J plays) They call me Big L'y Big silly Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Hands up! Come on! Just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce! Bounce, bounce! Bounce! Let me hear you say, "Yeah!" - Crowd: Yeah! - Say, "Hell, yeah!" Crowd: Hell, yeah! - Now, scream! - (crowd screams) Pickin' 'em up, rippin' em up.
Lickin' on the Mic in the mix, I'm full of tricks, when it comes to lyrics.
Understood, I'm very good up on the mix.
Holdin' 'em up like Vicks.
Hit like a blitz.
She's a vibration.
She's a sensation.
She is Chrissy Teigen! - (airhorn blows) - Hello! Chrissy: Whoo! Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.
Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, everybody.
(cheers and applause) We're back with another night of fun surprises and dopeness.
And you know how we do it.
Hit songs performed by your favorite celebs all designed to provide a good time, right? (cheers and applause) And remember, this isn't a show, this is a party.
So if you're ready to get the fun on, and really get this thing started, to meet these contenders for the battle tonight.
- Make some noise.
- (cheers and applause) (dramatic music plays) You loved her as Cher in the classic Clueless.
And you can catch her starring in American Woman right here on Paramount TV.
Give it up for Alicia Silverstone! (cheers and applause) And this next young lady, she's a true American.
Having starred in the movies American Beauty, the American Pie franchise.
Now she stars alongside Alicia in American Woman.
A real patriot.
Make some noise for Mena Suvari.
(cheers and applause) Chrissy.
(inaudible) Alicia, Mena welcome to Lip Sync Battle.
- Thank you for having us.
- (cheers and applause) - Alicia, we're gonna start with you.
- Okay.
Mena, you can have a seat in the VIP.
Relax.
- Alicia, come on over.
- (cheers and applause) What song are you gonna perform tonight for us? I think I'm just gonna let it be.
- (cheers) - Okay? Let's just - So you just gonna spring it on us? - I'm gonna spring it on you.
- But I need a microphone.
- What? You know what? I heard you need a Mic stand, too.
- I need a Mic stand, too.
- Okay.
Alright, so, alright.
- (cheers) - We have that for you.
- As a matter of fact.
- You know what? I actually need one other thing.
Will you hold this? - Oh, okay, I'll hold this.
- I got you, girl.
LL: Oh, wow.
Chrissy: Oh my God! Oh! (Alicia sighs) Ladies and gentlemen, Alicia Silverstone! (cheers and applause) ( Crying by Aerosmith plays) Whoo! There was a time When I was so broken-hearted Love wasn't much Of a friend of mine Listen All I want Is someone I can't resist I know all I need to know By the way that I got kissed I was crying when I met you Now I'm trying to forget you Your love is sweet Misery I was crying just to get you Now I'm dying cause I let you Do what you do Down on me Cause what you got inside Ain't where your love should stay Yeah, I know, sweet love Ain't love till you give your heart away Yeah, I'm fine I was crying when I met you Now I'm dyin' to let you Do what you do what you do down to Baby, baby, baby, baby Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby (cheers and applause) LL: Whoo! Wow! That was the sweetest middle finger I have ever seen.
- Yeah, it had the little knuckles on it.
- You're like an angel! And just like the cutest smile.
I loved it.
Thank you for that.
- (cheers and applause) - Thank you! LL: And now, Mena! Now Alicia came out.
She has the Steven Tyler vibe going on.
Little scarfs and everything on the Mic.
- Did she make you proud as a cast-mate? - Oh my God, are you kidding me? She's fantastic! I was a little sad I got the middle finger, not gonna lie.
- It was with love.
- Blown away.
Alright, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Alicia Silverstone.
You can head over to the VIP.
- Great job! - (cheers and applause) Well, alrighty! Mena! Mena, come on over.
Welcome.
We're so glad to have you as well, so, uh, what song did you choose for us to, you know? Well, uh, I chose a song that's sort of close to my heart, and I think very, uh, you know, it coincides with my character, Kathleen on the show and I think what she would have liked.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, coinciding with her character Kathleen, here is Mena Suvari! (cheers and applause) (Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield plays) Oh, okay.
Billy Ray was a preacher's son And when his daddy would visit he'd come along When they gathered around and started talkin' That's when Billy would take me walkin' Out through the backyard we'd go walkin' Then he'd look into my eyes Lord knows, to my surprise The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes he was, he was - Lord knows he was - Yes, he was How well I remember The look that was in his eyes Stealin' kisses from me on the sly Takin' time to make time Tellin' me that he's all mine Learnin' from each other's knowin' Lookin' to see how much we've grown and The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Was the son of a preacher man Yes, he was, he was Oh, yes, he was The only one who could ever reach me He was the sweet-talkin' son of a preacher man The only boy who could ever teach me Sweet-talking son of a preacher man (cheers and applause) Alright! I'm sure all the preachers' sons are very excited right now, and happy about that.
You definitely brought it.
How do you feel? I feel good.
I love being here.
- This is so fun.
- Good vibes.
This is just like new territory and I'm loving it.
There you go! - It's great! - There you go! So, Alicia.
Were you vibin' to Mena's performance? Oh my God, so good.
I love that song.
You're so cute.
I love you.
They're like two sweet angels on our stage.
They're just gonna love on each other all night.
- LL: Oh, yes.
Great.
- Chrissy: I love it.
LL: Mena, you can head on over to the VIP and relax.
Kick it with Alicia.
Now Alicia and Mena, they didn't come to play with us.
They came here to win.
This gonna be one for the books.
I'm dying to see what's next.
I have a feeling you're definitely gonna want to see this.
- It's LSB.
- It's LSB-B-B.
The only one who could ever reach me Was the son of a preacher man - Yeah! - Whoo! (cheers and applause) LSB is back and everybody's favorite American girl, Mena Suvari is moments away from doing to the stage what she does to movie screens all over the world.
Take 'em by storm.
Let's check it out.
(cheers and applause) - Mena: How are you? - LL: How are you? Good to see you.
- I'm here.
- You're here to have fun.
- Yes, I'm so excited.
- It's gonna be a lot of fun.
- You look so good.
- You're gonna see how relaxed it is.
The atmosphere is real laid back.
- You guys want to walk together? - LL: There's no drama.
Yeah, no problem.
- You can walk together.
- LL: Let's do it.
Hey, buddy.
At any point you want to come close to the audience, yeah, you can this is your space.
Mena: I think when you feel so much fear, that you know that it's a good thing for you to do, because, it's, like, you know, pushing you past your boundaries, and you're only gonna grow as a person.
I'm gonna have this on my resume.
I can be all like, "I'm a professional dancer now, so" - Yes! - Whoo! (laughing) Love it! My album will be coming out soon.
It's gonna be fine.
I'm telling you.
- I got you.
- Thank you so much.
You're amazing.
I have no idea what my nemesis is performing tonight.
(laughs) But you know, I'm gonna be a really harsh critic, and we'll see.
(cheers and applause) (clock ticking) You're going to dance You're going to dance and have some fun Oh.
(Groove is in the Heart by Dee-Lite plays) The chills that you spill Up my back keep me filled With satisfaction when we're done Satisfaction of what's to come I couldn't ask for another No, I couldn't ask for another Your groove, I do deeply dig No walls, only the bridge My supper dish, my succotash wish Sing it, baby I couldn't ask for another No, I couldn't ask for another Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart Groove is in the heart The depth of hula groove Moves us through the nth hoop We're going through to Horton Hears a Who - I couldn't ask for another - (mouthing words) No, I couldn't ask for another DJ Soul was on a roll I've been told he can't be sold He's not vicious or malicious Just Dee-lovely and delicious I couldn't ask for another (snapping) One, two, three! (blubbering) (laughing) Groove is in the heart (cheers and applause) - Chrissy: Whoo! - LL: Mena Suvari! Mena Suvari! Make some noise! (cheers and applause) Mena! I did not know you could dance! - That was sick! - I didn't think I could.
- (Chrissy laughing) - Damn.
I don't know if it's the lipstick or what, but every single word you got.
You got it! - That was awesome.
- (cheers and applause) So Mena, I mean you took us on a psychedelic ride, you know? Yes! I remember, you know (laughing) my first few albums came out, I came home a lot of nights and my mind was like that whole performance.
So what did it feel like going down that rabbit hole just then? Well, I mean, absolutely fantastic, and you know, I chose this song, and I was so happy that it worked out.
And this is, honestly no joke, my favorite story from being a child, - and - (cheers and applause) - Mena: I-I wanted to cry! I really did.
- Chrissy: It was so good.
You need to keep this.
You need to keep this outfit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It's you! Okay, you say so, so good.
Yeah, that outfit is serious.
You're killin' with that outfit.
Alicia, did Mena represent for the cast of American Woman? Oh my gosh! That was amazing! You look so cool! Thank you! - I owe it to everyone here! - (cheers and applause) Chrissy: Whoo! Mena, you can head on over to the VIP.
Mena just brought the groove so hard, I think I have a contact high, but I like it.
- You like it, huh? - I like it.
And when we return, Alicia gets to show Mena she's got the goods to be the LSB champ.
I can't wait to see what she's gonna do.
I know you can't either.
- This is Lip Sync Battle.
- Whoo! Groove is in the heart - Yeah! - Whoo! Lip Sync Battle returns, and Alicia Silverstone is ready to show that while she loves her some Mena, she really loves the idea of being the LSB champ.
- Let's check her out.
- (cheers and applause) I feel a little bit in shock from what I just did already.
My quads are really mad, and my hips whoo! - Man: You guys can say hi.
- We can? We're allowed? How are you doing, gorgeous? Do you wanna continue doing whatever you were doing? Man: You guys can do whatever you want.
This is really more of a party than a TV show.
- It's a party.
- (Alicia laughs) Yes! Your throne.
- (both giggling) - Your throne.
There you go.
(indistinct chatter) I think it's clear.
Love it.
- Man: Are you scared, too? - Terrified! Man: You guys know what each other's doing? No, I don't want to know.
Man: Are you lying to us? - What do you mean?! - No! Are we lying? They go to such great lengths to not let you know, believe me.
- Are you feeling it? - Yeah, that was awesome.
(screams) I'm excited, and really scared.
A lot of things that could go wrong, but I think it's gonna be okay.
(cheers and applause) (Fancy by Iggy Azalea plays) First things first, I'm the realest Drop this and let the whole world feel it, let 'em feel it And I'm still in the murder business I can hold you down like I'm givin' lessons in physics You should want a bad like this Drop it low and pick it up just like this Yeah, cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist, on my wrist Takin' all the liquor straight Never chase that Now Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back, what Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Champagne spillin', you should taste that I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From LA to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold Remember my name 'Bout to blow Trash the hotel Let's get drunk on the mini bar Make the phone call Feels so good getting what I want Yeah, keep on turning it up Chandelier swinging, we don't give a Film star, yeah, I'm deluxe Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From LA to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold Remember my name 'Bout to blow - (car horn beeps) - (cheers and applause) Whoo! LL: Make some noise! (Chrissy laughing) Modern-day Cher.
This is amazing.
The Jeep is here.
I had no idea how badly I needed to see that.
- Again! - (cheers and applause) LL: So, um, Mena? After watching that performance, how do you feel right now about your you know, the vibe and everything that happened? That was absolutely mind-blowing.
- (Alicia giggles) - You're such an amazing dancer! That was a very nervous laugh.
Sorry! It was stunning! The choreography was amazing.
- That whip game is serious.
- Awesome! So what did that feel like? I mean, you were here, you came down the steps, the vibe, you're back in the you know.
I mean, I'd like to do it four more times.
(cheers and applause) No, that was actually very very good.
Very good! Make some noise for her! - (cheers and applause) - Alicia, you can head on over to the VIP.
Great job! So Alicia gave us a throwback, and Mena took us on a trip.
Now the moment of truth.
Who gets the belt? Oh my gosh, I honestly feel clueless, who will get this beauty.
Stay right there.
It's Lip Sync, baby! Lip Sync Battle! (LL grunts) You already know I'm in the fast lane From LA to Tokyo - Yeah! - Whoo! Yeah! (crowd cheering) - Welcome back to LSB! - (cheers and applause) Now, the cast of American Woman came through, and gave us an unforgettable night.
Mena Suvari and Alicia Silverstone.
I mean, they put it down all night long.
- Make some noise, make some noise.
- (cheers and applause) And now, the moment is here! - Chrissy, are you ready? - I'm ready.
Yes! - Alright.
- (Chrissy whimpers) Is the Lip Sync Battle champion - Mena Suvari? - (cheers and applause) Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion Alicia Silverstone? (wild cheers and applause) And the winner of Lip Sync Battle tonight is Alicia Silverstone! (cheers and applause) Yeah, it's heavy.
Yeah, it's real heavy.
So Alicia how do you feel about being the new LSB champ? Oh, I'm so excited.
- Thank you so much.
- (cheers and applause) It was so fun! It's so fun here! Yeah, it was dope.
It was very dope.
Look, so Mena, we had a good time.
Did you have a good time? Did you have a wonderful time? I had a fantastic time.
Yeah, yeah, you did really, really well.
You look beautiful.
Amazing.
Great job.
Alright, well, a big thanks to Alicia Silverstone, and Mena Suvari from Paramount Network's American Woman.
Thanks for being a part of our Lip Sync Crew tonight.
One love from me, LL Cool J, and my partner in rhyme, Chrissy Teigen, and remember, whatever you do in life, whatever you do, "Knock 'em out the box, L! Knock 'em out, L!" I'm so fancy You already know I'm in the fast lane From LA to Tokyo I'm so fancy Can't you taste this gold LL: Lip Sync Battle fans, we love you!