The L Word s04e11 Episode Script
Literary License to Kill
- "Magic Tree" by Kirsten Price - Just stop, just Come on.
Fuck It's not you This has never happened to me before, Kit.
You you are the sexiest, hottest, baddest, motherfucking hot sexy bitch.
Then what? I guess I guess I'm not a lesbian.
- Okay, slow down, slow down.
- Okay, okay.
- Here, park her here.
- Okay.
- Quiet, quiet.
Alright.
- Slow down.
- You got her? - Alright.
Pretty good, right? Pretty good? Come on! I didn't kill you.
Yeah, shit, this time.
Okay, listen, I have a really great idea.
That I Well, I wanted to surprise you, but I'm kinda too excited.
I wanna take you to Mexico.
I do, because I think it'd be really fun 'cause there's this great spa, and it's on the beach and and we can run the motorcycle and - it's all gonna be fun.
- Oh, it sounds really expensive, Alice.
Don't worry about the money.
You got yourself a daddy.
What do you think? Like the first of may, when my website is done.
Wow! First of may It's fast.
You're too fancy, now.
No, Max is fast.
I wish I had him full time.
What do you think? Alice, watch out! Fuck you! Fuck you, dyke.
I'll show you a fucking dyke! Fuck, my hand Tash, you're okay? Hey, are you okay? Yeah, sure.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Are you okay? Ooh, my hand, my hand.
- "Burnt Biscuits" by Booker T & The MG's - Oh girl - Yeah, girl, I guess I'm okay.
-Yeah.
Have you read this? Bette is gonna be pissed.
Fuck Bette.
She can kiss my black ass.
Are you involved with her? Why is everybody in my bidness? I don't know what you're doing, Kit.
You're so not a lesbian.
What the fuck do you know? I know that you're drinking and I know that if she cared half as much about you as I do, that she wouldn't let you.
You know, you should have thought about that before you had the nanny's lips wrapped around your dick.
Is it true that one of the characters in this book is based on you? Who told you that? Everyone's talking about it on campus.
It's a cause celebre.
Let's see, uh "the sexually predatory, emotionally abusive Bev" that's you, "who uses her professional stature" "to bed every girl and woman who crosses her path" I haven't even read the fucking thing.
But I can't imagine that it has anything to do with me.
Did this upset Jodi? Is that why she's leaving? Who said Jodi's leaving? It says it in the memo this morning.
She's been chosen to create a new sculpture at the Forest Refuge Art Center in Mountainville, New York, this march.
I don't know anything about it.
Well, does this mean she's not finishing out the semester? You tell me.
Well, if that what shes wants I mean, I guess we should just let her go if she's not happy here.
"Origami With Steel" It's a nice way to describe her work.
Forest Refuge Art Center is a big deal.
I'm sure she feels really honored.
Please don't tell me you're splitting up.
Remember when you came to my house and the two of you were so much in love? You taught me so much about love.
Please don't tell me you're splitting up.
I would rather not talk about it.
EV Life Broad's Office on line 1 for you.
Well, I just can't wait to find out what happens with Bev and the plumber.
- James? - Yeah? Can you get me a copy of that fucking book asap? And make sure you get a comp copy.
I don't want to have to pay for it.
It's uh, it's the fourth quarter.
Alright, time to get started, people.
Let's begin with an update on Space Gate.
The next step of the Space Gate project is the stabilizer module for the neovectors communication satellite.
Our project goal is to increase the mean orbital altitude by 18 percent and the orbital velocity by 20 percent.
- We're also - Sweeney, you're not on the account anymore.
What are you talking about? We had to replace you.
Megan took over.
I've been on Space Gate for 9 months.
Brandon Stanter and I have a great working relationship.
You went on a vacation during a critical time for them.
They had a crisis while you were away.
- It was a near disaster.
- I went to my mother's funeral.
Brandon was really happy with the way Megan saved the day.
He asked her to take over the account.
It was the client's request.
Excuse me.
Where the hell d Leave it be.
Megan Come in.
You wanted to see me, Sir? Close the door.
I want you to know that certain things have come to my attention.
Things that could have very serious consequences for you.
Now, your lifestyle is your lifestyle.
But I don't want to see it or hear about it ever again.
Am I clear on that? Very clear, Sir.
Other soldiers look up to you, Williams.
And they don't need to see it Understand, Sir.
I'm not gonna submit you for a review.
Hopefully no one else would write it.
But you need to be more careful.
This happens again, I will be forced to take action.
Yes, Sir.
Dismiss.
Hey, Alice.
It's Max.
Hey, Max.
Listen, what do you think you can afford to pay me if I work for you, full time? Well, I don't know, Max.
I mean, you made the business plan, so you tell me.
Yeah.
I mean, I can manage, you know.
I don't need to make a lot of money.
I just I need to live a decent life.
It's very exciting.
I mean, I was just telling Tasha this morning that I wish I had you full time.
Yeah, we'll get together, we'll uh we'll work it all out.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey! Uh, okay, I gotta go.
Good luck.
You totally ditched us.
I need your help! Come here.
Okay, do you think that this watch here is too, like, femmy, for Tasha? - Yeah.
- You do.
I thought so.
Which one do you like? - Among all of those? - Yeah.
Girls - Uh, this one.
- What do you think? I can't decide.
How much are they? I think you should underwrite a Third World country instead.
Well, Catherine's behind them.
She's given me her credit card.
We have some event or something to go to next week when she gets back.
And where is she now? - She's in Geneva.
- Oh, Geneva.
And Alice, I, I am going to invest in OurChart just as soon as I went back the money that I lost at the races.
Helena, don't worry, I really don't expect you to like I want to.
Okay? I've learned my lesson.
How I should never have raced my money at the horse races.
- That was stupid.
- Wait, wait, I'm sorry.
- Did Catherine tell you that? - Yeah, but she's right.
Oh please, it was her tip on the horse.
Yeah, but I'm the one who should have known better.
- Oh, please, that is a set up.
- No, it's not.
- You believe that? - That is a set up.
She's just trying to help me learn to stay on my own two feet.
- That's all she's doing.
- She's not.
Really, really, your tiny little feet? - She is.
- I don't know.
Shane - Yeah? - What you're doing? Nothing.
- I take a look.
- What is that for? - What? This? - Yeah.
Is it for Paige? I don't know, Nancy Drew, figure it out.
Shane, you No Are you seeing someone else? Jesus Christ! The Hardy Girls, figure it out.
Are you up to your old tricks? I feel very conforted by that somehow, I don't know why.
Okay, I'm on to you, this purse thing.
Hey, Catherine.
What time is it there? Birdy Lamb No, I don't think I do know her It's very well, but where am I sup Okay, I'll see if they have a room for me.
Yes.
Yes, okay, well I'll get I'll get over there right now! Well, more tough love? Yeah, uh her friend Birdy Lamb gets in town this afternoon and she said that she can have her hotel suit.
Where are you gonna stay? Why don't you come stay back with me? No, Alice, I can't, I You're totally welcome.
Alice, it's fine, alright? I don't want to get in yours and Tasha's way.
I You know, I should get back there.
I've gotta get my stuff out.
We don't wanna Birdy to feel guilty just because she's putting me out in the street.
You know what? I'm gonna get both of these.
Oh and she'll take the ugly purse.
Oh, and she's gonna take that ugly watch.
And why don't we put it all on Catherine's card, hey.
Egoboost has a market expansion strategy that they're rely on us to help with employment that technology component is in the early stages of what's just wait improval on the final plans.
Uh, what next we're gonna move into is the Sorry to interrupt.
I just came to say goodbye.
It's good knowing you.
I really enjoyed being your collegue.
I learned a lot from you.
Thank you for everything you taught me.
I wish you continued success.
Give my best to your wife and your kid.
Phyllis Leonard, what are you doing here? Well, I just wanted to congratulate you.
Congratulate me on what? Once again you have taken the old conventional heterosexual paradigm and turned it on its ear.
- Paradigm? - I mean, conventionally I am supposed to be the one who has the mid-life crisis goes off and finds a sassy little girl half my age.
Alice is not half my age.
You know, it's you've had your little flame, your cream puff.
Now, I just wanna tell you that I forgive you, and I'll take you back.
Leonard, I think you're forgetting one small point.
- No, I'm not forgetting anything.
- A little piece of important information here.
I was there, I saw those girls, you're nothing like them.
What do you mean not like them? I mean, I honestly don't think you're a lesbian.
Really? I don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about.
- Stop psycholizing me.
- I'm not psycholizing you.
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
That's bullshit.
But let's get real here, alright? Maybe you have some uh some lesbian tendencies or whatever, but, it's not your college days anymore.
What is a lesbian tendency? Can you explain that to me? Well, you know.
Every time we've seen a movie in the last 20 years, "Oh, I love Salma Hayek, you know, she really turns me on" - Yeah, you are.
- Where did you get that - crap? - That's what you'd tell me.
- I never told you what - Okay, okay, just, just let's get real here for a minute now.
It's a little late in the game for you, Phyllis.
You're 58 years old.
- I am not 58.
I'm 56! - You are.
Oh, look at your driver's license.
Well, you look in the mirror, Leonard.
- I'm a man! - So what?! Nobody is gonna be as good for you as I am.
Now, that is a fact you really wanna take all over our life together and just - throw it in the toilet? - Yes, I do, Leonard.
- Phyllis, come on.
- I wanna throw it to the toilet.
I wanna throw you in the toilet right now.
But do you think you're actually going to get me to come back to you by insulting me and exalting yourself? I don't care if I never had a lover for the rest of my life.
My life is going to be so wonderful because I know who I am and I'm being honest with myself.
Don't you get it? It has nothing to do with you.
You with your male ego's stumping around here What is the Look, you're just so threatened by it.
Excuse me, Chancelor Kroll.
The Selection Committee is here.
Oh yes.
Yes, thank you, I'll be right with you.
So you're leaving me no choice.
Oh what do you mean "no choice"? Hi.
Have a seat.
I have to catch up with my Do I have anything after the the review? Oh yeah, Bette.
A conference call with Chancelor Kroll and Oh shit! I'm so not prepared for that.
Do you want me to reschedule? No, you don't reschedule the Attendance is gonna skyrocket, although we might loose a few christian folk along the way.
"Lez Girls" Way to go, Bev.
So fucking uncceptable.
It's unacceptable.
- Hello? - Tina Hi Bette.
I'm sitting here with Jenny's little fucking tome, wandering why you didn't give me a head though.
Well, you know what? It didn't even occured to me to talk about it.
I don't know, you're the one that said it was, you said it was fluff, remember.
You said it was frivolous entertainment.
Well, I hadn't read her book.
Look, look, it's not you.
It's a character.
All it is, is a character.
It's not you.
You personalize it a way too much.
No, no, look.
No, you're not narcissistic.
If anything, you're just a little bit of a control freak.
But you know what? It's endearing.
It's endearing.
Everybody You know what? I have to go.
I'm having a lunch with my director.
Oh, you mean, Kate Arden? You're having lunch with Kate Arden? Enjoy yourself.
- "God Knows" by El Perro del Mar - actually, over that table.
Thanks.
Hi.
Suit? Nice.
Thanks.
Hey.
Larry Kennar.
Oh, sorry, that's my manager.
I heard great things about you by Kate.
Fantastic.
So How is it going with Jenny? I can't wait to take a look at the script.
It's it's alright, you know.
It's uh A little challenging, in times Look, here's the deal, okay? Kate did a noble work, and, you know, this writer is completely unicompetent, I gotta tell you.
Absolutely nothing against Jenny.
She's a great novelist, she's just really not a screen writer.
She doesn't think visually; she doesn't know structure; all of her characters speak their subtext and she writes page after page of description that just has nothing to do with moving the story forward.
So, you've read it.
Oh yeah.
You're slipping the pages? Can you slip me the pages? I'd like to look at it.
Well, you know, Kate did write the screenplay for "Pandora's Flight" - and that - Larry, - Look - I'm not angling to write this, okay, Oh I'm talking! That's not my agenda.
She's been shy, but here's the deal, you know, I Whether she's angling for or not, Jenny Schecter is a complete waste of her time.
Kate's got too many projects to mess around with this.
You know, you've gotta get rid of her.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, I get what you're saying, alright? Look, she's a friend of mine, alright? And she owns the rights to this, this is her story, it's very personal to her.
I like Jenny.
Yeah, well, I think Jenny likes you too.
I just think that the most important thing is that were going to this meeting with a really strong working script.
Yeah, I really believe in this.
I'm not giving up on this or anything.
And I love working with you.
I think we could do great things together.
At this mid-point of my project, I'm finding that I'm rethinking my core concept.
I'm still exploring landscape, but I find myself Isn't mid-point a little late to rethinking your core concept? I mean, it's a sculpture studio.
This is an art school.
There's value in a student discovering something that wasn't expected.
And there's also value in everyone else listenning to his process.
This is a sculpture studio and this is a painting thesis.
I have to say that I agree.
I think it would be irresponsible for you to go forward with this thesis.
You're gonna need to find a sculpture interpretation especially since your advisor might be leaving this semester.
I can try to take it into 3 dimensions.
Just, I feel like a face.
You know - "Painted By Numbers" by The Sounds - Hi! - Hi, how've you been? - It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
- I've got something for you.
It's a day early but uh Don't even think mad, I know it's not his birthday, but, I know he wants it, so it's for you.
Oh, this is so sweet.
You look good.
Thank you.
So do you.
As always.
El Panda! Awesome! It's the edition and there's only a hundred made.
So You're one of the lucky hundred.
- Cool.
- He is ugly.
See? And there's his whole history here.
"Despite not speaking the language and a certain a traditional of in China our kind believe Chinese they started interpretation It's not a birthday present or anything.
Because tomorrow's not his birthday.
Hey, Paige, I was hoping I could pick him up tomorrow and take him first to Palma, 'cause they have this uh this new collection of these things called "subservient chickens".
- It's too cool.
- You like them, right? That's what I thought.
And I wanna show it to him if you don't mind.
Well, yeah, sure, just as long as you drop him at his violon lesson.
What do you think? Violon and chickens? Can you do that in an other room? Can't you go somewhere else? Kate? Yeah, I'm reading it.
No, I'm reading it right now.
It's.
.
it's so bad, it's so bad, I No.
What? Yeah.
Really? I don't know about that.
I don't know, I, I'd love to go out with you, but, I'm actually I totally I don't even know why, but - To freedom.
- To freedom.
- "Something Different" by Katastrophe - I'm really pride of you.
I'm pretty pride of myself, actually.
Enough Let me touch you.
Don't Max.
I wanna feel your body.
It's not my body.
I mean, it'll only be my body in a couple of weeks.
When I get when I get the surgery.
But you know, it's really hot for me just now.
Yeah That was your body.
It felt good.
I don't feel comfortable with it.
I do.
- You do? - Yeah.
I think you're so hot and all I wanna do is suck on your cock.
You turn me on so much.
Do you want me? Do you feel that? Yeah.
It feels good, doesn't it? I want you to come in me.
Fuck you, Jenny.
That is complete and utter total fucking bullshit.
I wouldn't say that.
Never.
That's not even grammatically correct.
You fucking idiot.
You're dead meat.
You're just dead fucking meat, Jenny Schecter.
Can we talk? I'm not happy.
Not happy how? I feel like we're drifting apart.
Right, okay? Do you agree with me? Yeah, I mean, Yes.
I thought it might pass, you know.
I know you're really busy right now with all in your work.
I I don't know what to do about it.
Is there somebody else? Wh? No, no.
Is it a woman? You know, it's not about her.
Who is it? You know what? This isn't about that, this is about us.
This is about you and me.
Fuck! I feel like an asshole, you know.
I mean, I just, I knew this would happen.
What does that mean you knew it? Look, come on, Tina! You know, once a lesbian, always a lesbian.
- What the fuck was I thinking - That we liked each other, that we were attracted to each other, that we liked fucking! You were so cool with me being a lesbian.
Tina, you got what you needed, and then you're ready for a change of Now, that works for you, Tina? - Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fuck you! That is really fucking unfair! What do you want me to say? What do you want me to do? Oh, I don't know.
Nothing! Nothing, do nothing.
That's what you're gonna do, right? Nothing.
Well, then, you know, I guess we need to figure it out.
Figure out what? Fuck it.
Not to figure out this thing.
Alice - "Dream" by Bardi and Noemi - You've gotta pull yourself together.
Bastard! Lisa, you've gotta hold on to yourself.
I can't.
I through all this and I I'm not, I'm not even gonna talk or see my baby No, you're gonna get your baby back.
Trust me, trust me, trust me, please.
I mean, no Court is gonna give her to your husband.
Okay, you're a mother, you're a mother.
You're gonna get her back.
Medic! Medic! Tash? What the fuck Alice, what are you doing here? Where the fuck did you go last night? I can't get into this right now.
Could you maybe return one of my fucking phone calls? Alice, I can't do it, not here.
I would like to talk about this.
So let's go to your office.
No! We can't go to my office.
You're not even supposed to be on the base! I've already been on the fucking base! What's the big deal?! God! They fucking love me here.
Look, Alice, Brown is after me, okay? Alright? He reported me.
If my CO wasn't so cool, then he could start an investigation and I'd get chaptered out.
For what? For homosexual conduct.
You ever heard of that? Alright, I'm sorry, I Is that why you left last night? Because you could have just said Please, not here.
Please.
I can't fuck What the hell is he looking at? Look, Alice, please leave, okay.
Bette? Oh, anybody can use it.
Feel free.
Mom, you're not a lesbian, you're my mother, and you don't just happen to decide after 25 years of marriage - that you wanna be gay.
- She's part of the family.
She has a right to know what's going on with us.
I can't believe you told her without consulting me.
How dare he tell me?! You're gonna break up our family - you're not even gonna tell me? - Of course, I'm gonna tell you.
What's dad supposed to do? Who's gonna take care of him? Well, I'm not a nurse-maid, Molly.
He's a grown man.
He can take care of himself and he shouldn't have brought his daughter off from college - in the middle of - Don't worry about me.
Not that you ever would.
All you've ever think about is yourself.
- It's true! - Well, just - I would do anything - You were everything to me.
I have built my whole life around you.
This is unfair, Leonard.
Unfair, who's being unfair here? Molly, you know, that I care more about you and your sister than anything else in the world.
No, mom, I don't.
Okay? I don't know anything anymore.
I can't live a lie.
And I love your father.
He's the most wonderful man in the world, but Once you finally figure it out who you are, it's impossible, it's deadly, to deny it.
Is that what our life together has been? Deadly? - Yes, Leonard.
- So typical of you.
You're such a drama queen.
God! Grow up! I'm sorry, Molly.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I've hurt you deeply.
But I hope that some day, you're gonna find it in your heart, to wish my happiness, the way that I wished for yours.
I'll get on that.
I'll Okay? Get back to you.
Let's go, dad.
- Bye, Miss Auma.
- Thank you.
- No problem, Paige.
- I'll see you next week.
- Bye bye.
- Hi honey.
- How was your lesson? - Good.
Good.
Okay.
- I'm hungry.
- Hungry? Do you wanna go out to diner? It's my birthday after all.
Oh, I'm sorry, mom, I forgot.
That's okay, sweetie.
Did Shane call you and wish you a happy birthday? No, she must have forgotten too.
But, uh, that's okay, I didn't really expect her to remember it.
I only mentionned it once.
So Where do you wanna eat? That place you went with Shane, they have these really good french fries.
The Planet? You wanna go to the Planet? Alright, let's go to the Planet.
I'm sorry.
Fuck - I'm just, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.
Look, it's okay to cry.
You can cry with me.
What do I do wrong, T? What do I do wrong? You don't do anything wrong.
No, really, I mean it.
Why is it so fucking hard to be in a relationship with me? Look, just tell me.
Tell me everything that I did to make you run from me.
I'm begging you.
Please.
You're a control freak.
You are! So? That's fucking ridiculous.
Everybody's a control freak sometimes.
That's what you have to do to get things done.
Yeah, but you think your things are more important than everyone else's, and that's really, really hard in a relationship.
When your work, your needs, your ideas are always right, always on a higher plane.
You're more enlightened, you're more more informed, you're more intuitive.
I must have been hideous, I'm sorry.
I'll take it over the safe, boring man I've been seeing any day.
You would? You met your match.
I think you met your match in Jodi.
She's as strong as you are.
It's up to you.
Can you handle it? What about Kate Arden? What? Kate Arden What are you talking about? T Kate Arden.
Come on.
What about her? What do you want me to say? I mean What about Kate Arden Okay.
She's attractive, I'm attracted to her.
She's she's hot, she's smart.
It's crazy, she's not interested in me.
- She's not even thinking about me.
- She's interested.
She's interested! I'm not ready.
I wanna be on my own.
Besides, that's messy, that's really messy.
I'm working with her.
That would be unprofessional.
And now I'm gonna have to fire Jenny, which is completely horrifying to me.
Fuck Jenny, just fuck, Jenny.
Please, she deserves to be fired.
I'd fucking fire her for you.
- Would you? - Yes, absolutely.
- 'Cause she's driving me crazy.
- Bitch.
I was just trying to do so well, you know.
Fuck you, Jodi.
Fuck.
I'm not surprised that you're running from her.
You finally met someone who won't put up with your shit.
You never put up with my shit.
What?! Right, okay.
Do you really think I'm running from her? Yeah, I think you are.
You're scared.
She's as accomplished as you are, she's as opinionated, she's as powerful.
And you guys, you just have this incredible energy between the two of you.
I could feel it from ten feet away.
It sucked.
It was really hard for me.
- "Fifteen Minutes" by Johnny Boy - You know, I let my damn bag in Catherine's hotel suit.
I can't get back and get it 'cause that fucking lady's there! It's a great story I was staying at the Prince Palace.
Everytime she brought a girl home, she's to kick me out! - Really? - Yeah! - Fascinating! - That was a good start.
- What is it? - What? I think that she's funny and she's kinda brilliant.
Who? Me? Oh, we weren't talking about you.
Alice, where is Tasha? I don't know.
She's having a dark night.
Don't ask me what the fuck that means.
It's a military term for working at night.
Oh, honey, there's a special show on tonight.
We may have to go somewhere else.
No.
I don't think we're gonna be able to get in, you know.
Look at all these people.
There are probably special seats.
- Hey, hey, how are you doing? - Good.
Are you here to see Goldfrapp, girl? - Goldfrapp? - Yeah.
- Here? - Yeah, yeah, go in.
It's about to start, girl, it's about to start.
Oh my gosh! I didn't know.
So, what don't you come on in and get a table.
We got one for you.
- You do? - Yeah.
Happy birthday! Did you think I forgot? I did think you forgot.
- That's so sweet.
- I didn't forgot.
You look great.
Oh my god! I know, sorry, I was just - Hi.
- Happy birthday.
- You look great.
- Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I am just, I'm in It has been an amazing experience for me.
You are all inspired and inspiring.
You are very fortunate to be a part of this amazing institution at such a dynamic time.
You are in very good hands with Dean Porter.
She is the person with the most passion and conviction of anyone I have ever met.
Excuse me.
I know that she has made a big difference in many of your lives.
She certainly has made a big difference in mine.
I have no doubt that she will continue to push the boundaries of your lives as well as this school has to offer.
As some of you already know, I've been offered a great opportunity to create a piece at the Forest Refuge Art Center.
I will be with great company: Dan Smith, Alice Acark, and Sandrew Mel.
They're all wonderful artists.
I look very forward to it.
Thank you so much for coming.
- "Ride A White Horse" by Goldfrapp - I can't believe you've pulled this off.
Papi, have you talked to Tasha? I was kinda worry about her.
I was wondering if she told you anything.
Really, you guys gotta talk, alright? I think that she should play Jessie.
That's a great idea.
Come on! I seriously think she Look at her.
- I'm serious.
- That's a great idea.
Oh shut up.
Come here.
I'm gonna go watch her.
Alright.
Hey Kit, have a bump.
No, it's shit.
Yeah Well, that's sweet.
One more taste.
I'll taste for the road.
Let's slow down, mama.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Fuck you! I'm really, really fucked up.
I'm so fucked up.
I What are you gonna do about it? I gotta, I gotta go to a meeting tomorrow.
I gotta.
Would you drive me? Would you take me tomorrow, please? Happy birthday, Paige! Hi, Bette.
This is Kay.
Hi.
You missed a really beautiful speech tonight.
It was very Jodi said beautiful things about you.
- Really fantastic.
- Where is she? You know, I think she's gone already.
Oh, shit.
Do you know where she is? I know you think I'm the asshole of life, but she's not responding to any of my messages.
That's probably because she's on her airplane.
You're kidding She's took a I told her I'd pack her stuff and ship it.
She's on her way to New York.
- "You Never Know" by Goldfrapp - Oh my god, Tasha.
What are you doing here? Your watch is really beautiful.
I'm sorry I can't accept it.
What do you mean you can't accept it? Because of what happened to Lisa Her husband gave her this watch that was all inscrite and said that he'd love her forever.
And when she was there risking her life he left her for some neighbour or something.
He's a fucking asshole.
He took their daughter.
And he said in his letter that Lisa was a bad mother because she left her to go fight in a war.
Well, I'm sure she got her daughter back when she came back from Iraq, right? Lisa's never gonna get her little girl back, Alice.
She is never coming home from Iraq.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
I wasn't going to fall for anybody while I was back.
What do you mean, "while you were back"? Are you going somewhere? My orders came down.
My unit's being mobilized back to Iraq.
I'm leaving in two weeks.
titelilie - ruvyn7
Fuck It's not you This has never happened to me before, Kit.
You you are the sexiest, hottest, baddest, motherfucking hot sexy bitch.
Then what? I guess I guess I'm not a lesbian.
- Okay, slow down, slow down.
- Okay, okay.
- Here, park her here.
- Okay.
- Quiet, quiet.
Alright.
- Slow down.
- You got her? - Alright.
Pretty good, right? Pretty good? Come on! I didn't kill you.
Yeah, shit, this time.
Okay, listen, I have a really great idea.
That I Well, I wanted to surprise you, but I'm kinda too excited.
I wanna take you to Mexico.
I do, because I think it'd be really fun 'cause there's this great spa, and it's on the beach and and we can run the motorcycle and - it's all gonna be fun.
- Oh, it sounds really expensive, Alice.
Don't worry about the money.
You got yourself a daddy.
What do you think? Like the first of may, when my website is done.
Wow! First of may It's fast.
You're too fancy, now.
No, Max is fast.
I wish I had him full time.
What do you think? Alice, watch out! Fuck you! Fuck you, dyke.
I'll show you a fucking dyke! Fuck, my hand Tash, you're okay? Hey, are you okay? Yeah, sure.
I'm sorry.
Come on.
Are you okay? Ooh, my hand, my hand.
- "Burnt Biscuits" by Booker T & The MG's - Oh girl - Yeah, girl, I guess I'm okay.
-Yeah.
Have you read this? Bette is gonna be pissed.
Fuck Bette.
She can kiss my black ass.
Are you involved with her? Why is everybody in my bidness? I don't know what you're doing, Kit.
You're so not a lesbian.
What the fuck do you know? I know that you're drinking and I know that if she cared half as much about you as I do, that she wouldn't let you.
You know, you should have thought about that before you had the nanny's lips wrapped around your dick.
Is it true that one of the characters in this book is based on you? Who told you that? Everyone's talking about it on campus.
It's a cause celebre.
Let's see, uh "the sexually predatory, emotionally abusive Bev" that's you, "who uses her professional stature" "to bed every girl and woman who crosses her path" I haven't even read the fucking thing.
But I can't imagine that it has anything to do with me.
Did this upset Jodi? Is that why she's leaving? Who said Jodi's leaving? It says it in the memo this morning.
She's been chosen to create a new sculpture at the Forest Refuge Art Center in Mountainville, New York, this march.
I don't know anything about it.
Well, does this mean she's not finishing out the semester? You tell me.
Well, if that what shes wants I mean, I guess we should just let her go if she's not happy here.
"Origami With Steel" It's a nice way to describe her work.
Forest Refuge Art Center is a big deal.
I'm sure she feels really honored.
Please don't tell me you're splitting up.
Remember when you came to my house and the two of you were so much in love? You taught me so much about love.
Please don't tell me you're splitting up.
I would rather not talk about it.
EV Life Broad's Office on line 1 for you.
Well, I just can't wait to find out what happens with Bev and the plumber.
- James? - Yeah? Can you get me a copy of that fucking book asap? And make sure you get a comp copy.
I don't want to have to pay for it.
It's uh, it's the fourth quarter.
Alright, time to get started, people.
Let's begin with an update on Space Gate.
The next step of the Space Gate project is the stabilizer module for the neovectors communication satellite.
Our project goal is to increase the mean orbital altitude by 18 percent and the orbital velocity by 20 percent.
- We're also - Sweeney, you're not on the account anymore.
What are you talking about? We had to replace you.
Megan took over.
I've been on Space Gate for 9 months.
Brandon Stanter and I have a great working relationship.
You went on a vacation during a critical time for them.
They had a crisis while you were away.
- It was a near disaster.
- I went to my mother's funeral.
Brandon was really happy with the way Megan saved the day.
He asked her to take over the account.
It was the client's request.
Excuse me.
Where the hell d Leave it be.
Megan Come in.
You wanted to see me, Sir? Close the door.
I want you to know that certain things have come to my attention.
Things that could have very serious consequences for you.
Now, your lifestyle is your lifestyle.
But I don't want to see it or hear about it ever again.
Am I clear on that? Very clear, Sir.
Other soldiers look up to you, Williams.
And they don't need to see it Understand, Sir.
I'm not gonna submit you for a review.
Hopefully no one else would write it.
But you need to be more careful.
This happens again, I will be forced to take action.
Yes, Sir.
Dismiss.
Hey, Alice.
It's Max.
Hey, Max.
Listen, what do you think you can afford to pay me if I work for you, full time? Well, I don't know, Max.
I mean, you made the business plan, so you tell me.
Yeah.
I mean, I can manage, you know.
I don't need to make a lot of money.
I just I need to live a decent life.
It's very exciting.
I mean, I was just telling Tasha this morning that I wish I had you full time.
Yeah, we'll get together, we'll uh we'll work it all out.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- Hey! Uh, okay, I gotta go.
Good luck.
You totally ditched us.
I need your help! Come here.
Okay, do you think that this watch here is too, like, femmy, for Tasha? - Yeah.
- You do.
I thought so.
Which one do you like? - Among all of those? - Yeah.
Girls - Uh, this one.
- What do you think? I can't decide.
How much are they? I think you should underwrite a Third World country instead.
Well, Catherine's behind them.
She's given me her credit card.
We have some event or something to go to next week when she gets back.
And where is she now? - She's in Geneva.
- Oh, Geneva.
And Alice, I, I am going to invest in OurChart just as soon as I went back the money that I lost at the races.
Helena, don't worry, I really don't expect you to like I want to.
Okay? I've learned my lesson.
How I should never have raced my money at the horse races.
- That was stupid.
- Wait, wait, I'm sorry.
- Did Catherine tell you that? - Yeah, but she's right.
Oh please, it was her tip on the horse.
Yeah, but I'm the one who should have known better.
- Oh, please, that is a set up.
- No, it's not.
- You believe that? - That is a set up.
She's just trying to help me learn to stay on my own two feet.
- That's all she's doing.
- She's not.
Really, really, your tiny little feet? - She is.
- I don't know.
Shane - Yeah? - What you're doing? Nothing.
- I take a look.
- What is that for? - What? This? - Yeah.
Is it for Paige? I don't know, Nancy Drew, figure it out.
Shane, you No Are you seeing someone else? Jesus Christ! The Hardy Girls, figure it out.
Are you up to your old tricks? I feel very conforted by that somehow, I don't know why.
Okay, I'm on to you, this purse thing.
Hey, Catherine.
What time is it there? Birdy Lamb No, I don't think I do know her It's very well, but where am I sup Okay, I'll see if they have a room for me.
Yes.
Yes, okay, well I'll get I'll get over there right now! Well, more tough love? Yeah, uh her friend Birdy Lamb gets in town this afternoon and she said that she can have her hotel suit.
Where are you gonna stay? Why don't you come stay back with me? No, Alice, I can't, I You're totally welcome.
Alice, it's fine, alright? I don't want to get in yours and Tasha's way.
I You know, I should get back there.
I've gotta get my stuff out.
We don't wanna Birdy to feel guilty just because she's putting me out in the street.
You know what? I'm gonna get both of these.
Oh and she'll take the ugly purse.
Oh, and she's gonna take that ugly watch.
And why don't we put it all on Catherine's card, hey.
Egoboost has a market expansion strategy that they're rely on us to help with employment that technology component is in the early stages of what's just wait improval on the final plans.
Uh, what next we're gonna move into is the Sorry to interrupt.
I just came to say goodbye.
It's good knowing you.
I really enjoyed being your collegue.
I learned a lot from you.
Thank you for everything you taught me.
I wish you continued success.
Give my best to your wife and your kid.
Phyllis Leonard, what are you doing here? Well, I just wanted to congratulate you.
Congratulate me on what? Once again you have taken the old conventional heterosexual paradigm and turned it on its ear.
- Paradigm? - I mean, conventionally I am supposed to be the one who has the mid-life crisis goes off and finds a sassy little girl half my age.
Alice is not half my age.
You know, it's you've had your little flame, your cream puff.
Now, I just wanna tell you that I forgive you, and I'll take you back.
Leonard, I think you're forgetting one small point.
- No, I'm not forgetting anything.
- A little piece of important information here.
I was there, I saw those girls, you're nothing like them.
What do you mean not like them? I mean, I honestly don't think you're a lesbian.
Really? I don't think you know what the fuck you're talking about.
- Stop psycholizing me.
- I'm not psycholizing you.
- Yes, you are.
- No, I'm not.
That's bullshit.
But let's get real here, alright? Maybe you have some uh some lesbian tendencies or whatever, but, it's not your college days anymore.
What is a lesbian tendency? Can you explain that to me? Well, you know.
Every time we've seen a movie in the last 20 years, "Oh, I love Salma Hayek, you know, she really turns me on" - Yeah, you are.
- Where did you get that - crap? - That's what you'd tell me.
- I never told you what - Okay, okay, just, just let's get real here for a minute now.
It's a little late in the game for you, Phyllis.
You're 58 years old.
- I am not 58.
I'm 56! - You are.
Oh, look at your driver's license.
Well, you look in the mirror, Leonard.
- I'm a man! - So what?! Nobody is gonna be as good for you as I am.
Now, that is a fact you really wanna take all over our life together and just - throw it in the toilet? - Yes, I do, Leonard.
- Phyllis, come on.
- I wanna throw it to the toilet.
I wanna throw you in the toilet right now.
But do you think you're actually going to get me to come back to you by insulting me and exalting yourself? I don't care if I never had a lover for the rest of my life.
My life is going to be so wonderful because I know who I am and I'm being honest with myself.
Don't you get it? It has nothing to do with you.
You with your male ego's stumping around here What is the Look, you're just so threatened by it.
Excuse me, Chancelor Kroll.
The Selection Committee is here.
Oh yes.
Yes, thank you, I'll be right with you.
So you're leaving me no choice.
Oh what do you mean "no choice"? Hi.
Have a seat.
I have to catch up with my Do I have anything after the the review? Oh yeah, Bette.
A conference call with Chancelor Kroll and Oh shit! I'm so not prepared for that.
Do you want me to reschedule? No, you don't reschedule the Attendance is gonna skyrocket, although we might loose a few christian folk along the way.
"Lez Girls" Way to go, Bev.
So fucking uncceptable.
It's unacceptable.
- Hello? - Tina Hi Bette.
I'm sitting here with Jenny's little fucking tome, wandering why you didn't give me a head though.
Well, you know what? It didn't even occured to me to talk about it.
I don't know, you're the one that said it was, you said it was fluff, remember.
You said it was frivolous entertainment.
Well, I hadn't read her book.
Look, look, it's not you.
It's a character.
All it is, is a character.
It's not you.
You personalize it a way too much.
No, no, look.
No, you're not narcissistic.
If anything, you're just a little bit of a control freak.
But you know what? It's endearing.
It's endearing.
Everybody You know what? I have to go.
I'm having a lunch with my director.
Oh, you mean, Kate Arden? You're having lunch with Kate Arden? Enjoy yourself.
- "God Knows" by El Perro del Mar - actually, over that table.
Thanks.
Hi.
Suit? Nice.
Thanks.
Hey.
Larry Kennar.
Oh, sorry, that's my manager.
I heard great things about you by Kate.
Fantastic.
So How is it going with Jenny? I can't wait to take a look at the script.
It's it's alright, you know.
It's uh A little challenging, in times Look, here's the deal, okay? Kate did a noble work, and, you know, this writer is completely unicompetent, I gotta tell you.
Absolutely nothing against Jenny.
She's a great novelist, she's just really not a screen writer.
She doesn't think visually; she doesn't know structure; all of her characters speak their subtext and she writes page after page of description that just has nothing to do with moving the story forward.
So, you've read it.
Oh yeah.
You're slipping the pages? Can you slip me the pages? I'd like to look at it.
Well, you know, Kate did write the screenplay for "Pandora's Flight" - and that - Larry, - Look - I'm not angling to write this, okay, Oh I'm talking! That's not my agenda.
She's been shy, but here's the deal, you know, I Whether she's angling for or not, Jenny Schecter is a complete waste of her time.
Kate's got too many projects to mess around with this.
You know, you've gotta get rid of her.
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, I get what you're saying, alright? Look, she's a friend of mine, alright? And she owns the rights to this, this is her story, it's very personal to her.
I like Jenny.
Yeah, well, I think Jenny likes you too.
I just think that the most important thing is that were going to this meeting with a really strong working script.
Yeah, I really believe in this.
I'm not giving up on this or anything.
And I love working with you.
I think we could do great things together.
At this mid-point of my project, I'm finding that I'm rethinking my core concept.
I'm still exploring landscape, but I find myself Isn't mid-point a little late to rethinking your core concept? I mean, it's a sculpture studio.
This is an art school.
There's value in a student discovering something that wasn't expected.
And there's also value in everyone else listenning to his process.
This is a sculpture studio and this is a painting thesis.
I have to say that I agree.
I think it would be irresponsible for you to go forward with this thesis.
You're gonna need to find a sculpture interpretation especially since your advisor might be leaving this semester.
I can try to take it into 3 dimensions.
Just, I feel like a face.
You know - "Painted By Numbers" by The Sounds - Hi! - Hi, how've you been? - It's good to see you.
- Yeah.
- I've got something for you.
It's a day early but uh Don't even think mad, I know it's not his birthday, but, I know he wants it, so it's for you.
Oh, this is so sweet.
You look good.
Thank you.
So do you.
As always.
El Panda! Awesome! It's the edition and there's only a hundred made.
So You're one of the lucky hundred.
- Cool.
- He is ugly.
See? And there's his whole history here.
"Despite not speaking the language and a certain a traditional of in China our kind believe Chinese they started interpretation It's not a birthday present or anything.
Because tomorrow's not his birthday.
Hey, Paige, I was hoping I could pick him up tomorrow and take him first to Palma, 'cause they have this uh this new collection of these things called "subservient chickens".
- It's too cool.
- You like them, right? That's what I thought.
And I wanna show it to him if you don't mind.
Well, yeah, sure, just as long as you drop him at his violon lesson.
What do you think? Violon and chickens? Can you do that in an other room? Can't you go somewhere else? Kate? Yeah, I'm reading it.
No, I'm reading it right now.
It's.
.
it's so bad, it's so bad, I No.
What? Yeah.
Really? I don't know about that.
I don't know, I, I'd love to go out with you, but, I'm actually I totally I don't even know why, but - To freedom.
- To freedom.
- "Something Different" by Katastrophe - I'm really pride of you.
I'm pretty pride of myself, actually.
Enough Let me touch you.
Don't Max.
I wanna feel your body.
It's not my body.
I mean, it'll only be my body in a couple of weeks.
When I get when I get the surgery.
But you know, it's really hot for me just now.
Yeah That was your body.
It felt good.
I don't feel comfortable with it.
I do.
- You do? - Yeah.
I think you're so hot and all I wanna do is suck on your cock.
You turn me on so much.
Do you want me? Do you feel that? Yeah.
It feels good, doesn't it? I want you to come in me.
Fuck you, Jenny.
That is complete and utter total fucking bullshit.
I wouldn't say that.
Never.
That's not even grammatically correct.
You fucking idiot.
You're dead meat.
You're just dead fucking meat, Jenny Schecter.
Can we talk? I'm not happy.
Not happy how? I feel like we're drifting apart.
Right, okay? Do you agree with me? Yeah, I mean, Yes.
I thought it might pass, you know.
I know you're really busy right now with all in your work.
I I don't know what to do about it.
Is there somebody else? Wh? No, no.
Is it a woman? You know, it's not about her.
Who is it? You know what? This isn't about that, this is about us.
This is about you and me.
Fuck! I feel like an asshole, you know.
I mean, I just, I knew this would happen.
What does that mean you knew it? Look, come on, Tina! You know, once a lesbian, always a lesbian.
- What the fuck was I thinking - That we liked each other, that we were attracted to each other, that we liked fucking! You were so cool with me being a lesbian.
Tina, you got what you needed, and then you're ready for a change of Now, that works for you, Tina? - Fuck you! - Fuck you! Fuck you! That is really fucking unfair! What do you want me to say? What do you want me to do? Oh, I don't know.
Nothing! Nothing, do nothing.
That's what you're gonna do, right? Nothing.
Well, then, you know, I guess we need to figure it out.
Figure out what? Fuck it.
Not to figure out this thing.
Alice - "Dream" by Bardi and Noemi - You've gotta pull yourself together.
Bastard! Lisa, you've gotta hold on to yourself.
I can't.
I through all this and I I'm not, I'm not even gonna talk or see my baby No, you're gonna get your baby back.
Trust me, trust me, trust me, please.
I mean, no Court is gonna give her to your husband.
Okay, you're a mother, you're a mother.
You're gonna get her back.
Medic! Medic! Tash? What the fuck Alice, what are you doing here? Where the fuck did you go last night? I can't get into this right now.
Could you maybe return one of my fucking phone calls? Alice, I can't do it, not here.
I would like to talk about this.
So let's go to your office.
No! We can't go to my office.
You're not even supposed to be on the base! I've already been on the fucking base! What's the big deal?! God! They fucking love me here.
Look, Alice, Brown is after me, okay? Alright? He reported me.
If my CO wasn't so cool, then he could start an investigation and I'd get chaptered out.
For what? For homosexual conduct.
You ever heard of that? Alright, I'm sorry, I Is that why you left last night? Because you could have just said Please, not here.
Please.
I can't fuck What the hell is he looking at? Look, Alice, please leave, okay.
Bette? Oh, anybody can use it.
Feel free.
Mom, you're not a lesbian, you're my mother, and you don't just happen to decide after 25 years of marriage - that you wanna be gay.
- She's part of the family.
She has a right to know what's going on with us.
I can't believe you told her without consulting me.
How dare he tell me?! You're gonna break up our family - you're not even gonna tell me? - Of course, I'm gonna tell you.
What's dad supposed to do? Who's gonna take care of him? Well, I'm not a nurse-maid, Molly.
He's a grown man.
He can take care of himself and he shouldn't have brought his daughter off from college - in the middle of - Don't worry about me.
Not that you ever would.
All you've ever think about is yourself.
- It's true! - Well, just - I would do anything - You were everything to me.
I have built my whole life around you.
This is unfair, Leonard.
Unfair, who's being unfair here? Molly, you know, that I care more about you and your sister than anything else in the world.
No, mom, I don't.
Okay? I don't know anything anymore.
I can't live a lie.
And I love your father.
He's the most wonderful man in the world, but Once you finally figure it out who you are, it's impossible, it's deadly, to deny it.
Is that what our life together has been? Deadly? - Yes, Leonard.
- So typical of you.
You're such a drama queen.
God! Grow up! I'm sorry, Molly.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry if I've hurt you deeply.
But I hope that some day, you're gonna find it in your heart, to wish my happiness, the way that I wished for yours.
I'll get on that.
I'll Okay? Get back to you.
Let's go, dad.
- Bye, Miss Auma.
- Thank you.
- No problem, Paige.
- I'll see you next week.
- Bye bye.
- Hi honey.
- How was your lesson? - Good.
Good.
Okay.
- I'm hungry.
- Hungry? Do you wanna go out to diner? It's my birthday after all.
Oh, I'm sorry, mom, I forgot.
That's okay, sweetie.
Did Shane call you and wish you a happy birthday? No, she must have forgotten too.
But, uh, that's okay, I didn't really expect her to remember it.
I only mentionned it once.
So Where do you wanna eat? That place you went with Shane, they have these really good french fries.
The Planet? You wanna go to the Planet? Alright, let's go to the Planet.
I'm sorry.
Fuck - I'm just, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay, it's okay.
Look, it's okay to cry.
You can cry with me.
What do I do wrong, T? What do I do wrong? You don't do anything wrong.
No, really, I mean it.
Why is it so fucking hard to be in a relationship with me? Look, just tell me.
Tell me everything that I did to make you run from me.
I'm begging you.
Please.
You're a control freak.
You are! So? That's fucking ridiculous.
Everybody's a control freak sometimes.
That's what you have to do to get things done.
Yeah, but you think your things are more important than everyone else's, and that's really, really hard in a relationship.
When your work, your needs, your ideas are always right, always on a higher plane.
You're more enlightened, you're more more informed, you're more intuitive.
I must have been hideous, I'm sorry.
I'll take it over the safe, boring man I've been seeing any day.
You would? You met your match.
I think you met your match in Jodi.
She's as strong as you are.
It's up to you.
Can you handle it? What about Kate Arden? What? Kate Arden What are you talking about? T Kate Arden.
Come on.
What about her? What do you want me to say? I mean What about Kate Arden Okay.
She's attractive, I'm attracted to her.
She's she's hot, she's smart.
It's crazy, she's not interested in me.
- She's not even thinking about me.
- She's interested.
She's interested! I'm not ready.
I wanna be on my own.
Besides, that's messy, that's really messy.
I'm working with her.
That would be unprofessional.
And now I'm gonna have to fire Jenny, which is completely horrifying to me.
Fuck Jenny, just fuck, Jenny.
Please, she deserves to be fired.
I'd fucking fire her for you.
- Would you? - Yes, absolutely.
- 'Cause she's driving me crazy.
- Bitch.
I was just trying to do so well, you know.
Fuck you, Jodi.
Fuck.
I'm not surprised that you're running from her.
You finally met someone who won't put up with your shit.
You never put up with my shit.
What?! Right, okay.
Do you really think I'm running from her? Yeah, I think you are.
You're scared.
She's as accomplished as you are, she's as opinionated, she's as powerful.
And you guys, you just have this incredible energy between the two of you.
I could feel it from ten feet away.
It sucked.
It was really hard for me.
- "Fifteen Minutes" by Johnny Boy - You know, I let my damn bag in Catherine's hotel suit.
I can't get back and get it 'cause that fucking lady's there! It's a great story I was staying at the Prince Palace.
Everytime she brought a girl home, she's to kick me out! - Really? - Yeah! - Fascinating! - That was a good start.
- What is it? - What? I think that she's funny and she's kinda brilliant.
Who? Me? Oh, we weren't talking about you.
Alice, where is Tasha? I don't know.
She's having a dark night.
Don't ask me what the fuck that means.
It's a military term for working at night.
Oh, honey, there's a special show on tonight.
We may have to go somewhere else.
No.
I don't think we're gonna be able to get in, you know.
Look at all these people.
There are probably special seats.
- Hey, hey, how are you doing? - Good.
Are you here to see Goldfrapp, girl? - Goldfrapp? - Yeah.
- Here? - Yeah, yeah, go in.
It's about to start, girl, it's about to start.
Oh my gosh! I didn't know.
So, what don't you come on in and get a table.
We got one for you.
- You do? - Yeah.
Happy birthday! Did you think I forgot? I did think you forgot.
- That's so sweet.
- I didn't forgot.
You look great.
Oh my god! I know, sorry, I was just - Hi.
- Happy birthday.
- You look great.
- Happy birthday.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
I am just, I'm in It has been an amazing experience for me.
You are all inspired and inspiring.
You are very fortunate to be a part of this amazing institution at such a dynamic time.
You are in very good hands with Dean Porter.
She is the person with the most passion and conviction of anyone I have ever met.
Excuse me.
I know that she has made a big difference in many of your lives.
She certainly has made a big difference in mine.
I have no doubt that she will continue to push the boundaries of your lives as well as this school has to offer.
As some of you already know, I've been offered a great opportunity to create a piece at the Forest Refuge Art Center.
I will be with great company: Dan Smith, Alice Acark, and Sandrew Mel.
They're all wonderful artists.
I look very forward to it.
Thank you so much for coming.
- "Ride A White Horse" by Goldfrapp - I can't believe you've pulled this off.
Papi, have you talked to Tasha? I was kinda worry about her.
I was wondering if she told you anything.
Really, you guys gotta talk, alright? I think that she should play Jessie.
That's a great idea.
Come on! I seriously think she Look at her.
- I'm serious.
- That's a great idea.
Oh shut up.
Come here.
I'm gonna go watch her.
Alright.
Hey Kit, have a bump.
No, it's shit.
Yeah Well, that's sweet.
One more taste.
I'll taste for the road.
Let's slow down, mama.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Fuck you! I'm really, really fucked up.
I'm so fucked up.
I What are you gonna do about it? I gotta, I gotta go to a meeting tomorrow.
I gotta.
Would you drive me? Would you take me tomorrow, please? Happy birthday, Paige! Hi, Bette.
This is Kay.
Hi.
You missed a really beautiful speech tonight.
It was very Jodi said beautiful things about you.
- Really fantastic.
- Where is she? You know, I think she's gone already.
Oh, shit.
Do you know where she is? I know you think I'm the asshole of life, but she's not responding to any of my messages.
That's probably because she's on her airplane.
You're kidding She's took a I told her I'd pack her stuff and ship it.
She's on her way to New York.
- "You Never Know" by Goldfrapp - Oh my god, Tasha.
What are you doing here? Your watch is really beautiful.
I'm sorry I can't accept it.
What do you mean you can't accept it? Because of what happened to Lisa Her husband gave her this watch that was all inscrite and said that he'd love her forever.
And when she was there risking her life he left her for some neighbour or something.
He's a fucking asshole.
He took their daughter.
And he said in his letter that Lisa was a bad mother because she left her to go fight in a war.
Well, I'm sure she got her daughter back when she came back from Iraq, right? Lisa's never gonna get her little girl back, Alice.
She is never coming home from Iraq.
This wasn't supposed to happen.
I wasn't going to fall for anybody while I was back.
What do you mean, "while you were back"? Are you going somewhere? My orders came down.
My unit's being mobilized back to Iraq.
I'm leaving in two weeks.
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