Dawn of the Croods (2015) s04e12 Episode Script

1 [munching.]
Hurry, students.
[sighs.]
Been forever since I ate breakfast.
Wait, are we the chasers or the chase-ed? [both.]
Aaah! [Thunk.]
We're the chasers for once.
- Come on, Womp, let's try it.
- You go ahead, buddy.
I'm just gonna wait here and try not to die.
Aaaah! Oof! [grunts.]
Easier said than done.
[grunts.]
Aaaah! [panting.]
- Got him! - You have been piled on! We all contributed equally.
Mmm! Glad I ordered the super size.
Lunchtime.
Not for you.
Just because I'm not hungry doesn't mean I also don't want dessert to educate you further.
So catch me a jackrobat.
But we already did that lesson.
- Eh Ramu? - Uh, hello? Berries tastefully arranged to look like little cave people? Right there.
And very tasteful.
Hmm.
So I see.
Class, it appears I've taught you all my lessons, which means it's time for me to sucker er [clears throat.]
instruct a new generation of students, and for you to Well, not really my concern anymore.
Good.
I was so over learning.
[chuckles.]
Ba-boom! I know everything.
Ha.
I thought my brain felt full.
School's finished? Ha! I never thought we'd all survive.
- We should do something.
- Yes.
- To mark the occasion.
- Yes! Like [gasps.]
a big prank to pull on Squawk as payback.
So much yes, I'm gonna explode! Honestly, I was in as soon as you started talking.
Tomorrow, we shall celebrate with a glad-you-ate-shun ceremony.
That's where you say how glad you were to feed me and then I shun you.
[Thunk.]
Hear that, Womp? No more school means we could start living our dream of being rainbow hunters.
Rainbow hunters Standing up high on some rainbows [giggling.]
Are we sure that's how rainbows work? I mean, yay! You, me and an awesome plan we haven't thought through.
Of course, not all of you will be moving on.
One student failed every subject and must restart school with a new class.
- [laughing.]
- [gasping.]
- And that student is - Ooh-ooh-ooh ooh, ooh! uh, round boy who fails at everything.
It's back to school for you.
[chuckling.]
Well, unless you convince me otherwise by tomorrow.
But I bet you won't, 'cause, you know, fails at everything.
Well, back to school for me.
Good thing I already have the body of a baby.
No.
It takes two to wrangle a rainbow.
We are gonna convince Squawk to let you out of school.
[Thunk.]
First, sneak out of our caves.
Then, distract Squawk Junior.
[squawking.]
That guy loves his eats.
Like father, like son? Bird friend? Honestly, I don't understand the relationship.
Finally, get you out of school so that we can go rainbow hunting [Squawk clicks tongue.]
Over here.
[both gasp.]
I can respect a good sneak-in and grade change, but come on.
You should've known that Squawk Junior would come to share your food bribe with me.
He is my avian helpmate.
So that's what you are to each other.
But we're not here to change Womp's grade.
We're here to change how you feel about Womp.
How can you fail a student this delicious? Huh? Huh? - I mean, look at him.
- [groans.]
- Are those nuts? - Uh-huh.
Ohh! Disgusting! I won't eat that.
[munching, gulping.]
It's like you can't even bribe me right.
You definitely still fail! So I have to do school over again? [chuckling.]
No.
You both have to do school over again.
[snaps fingers.]
[both gasp.]
[both screaming.]
All right, redoing school might be good for us.
I could use more time to learn my Ahh Burr Cees.
But what about being rainbow hunters? Our dream.
I must wear you.
I really don't remember committing to this.
I mean, what's the rush? We'll do it after we finish school, in a moon, or a lot of moons, or an ice age or two.
We'll be old men by then, Womp.
Rainbow hunting is a young man's game.
True, but what can we do? I'm not a fast uh, what's the word? Um learner.
That's it.
Squawk said we had to retake school, but he didn't say how quickly.
Oh! I know I said, "Oh," but I actually don't follow.
[giggling.]
Lerk, Lerk, got the slate ready? I wanna capture the look on Squawk's face when we hit him with the ultimate prank.
Operation Fruit Surprise.
- [slurps.]
- [gasps.]
Kyle! No biggie.
There's still Operation Underpelts.
[mimicking call.]
[gasps.]
[muffled laughter.]
Ooh! Underpelts.
I've been needing a second pair.
Aww.
Teacher Squawk, what if we pass all our courses in one day? Then can we be a part of glad-you-ate-shun? Thunk, one day seems too fast.
Hmm.
Interesting proposition.
You succeed, my belly is full.
You fail, my heart is full.
I'm in.
Start at the beginning, with the baby stuff.
[giggling.]
Draw any shape, Womp.
Any shape.
[muttering, whimpering.]
[whimpering.]
[panting.]
Now make a snack I've never eaten before.
Two servings.
- No, wait.
- [growling.]
Make it three.
Ahh Compliment me in Knuckle Dragger.
[grunting and muttering.]
Come on, Womp.
Just make it up.
[grunting and muttering.]
How rude! I can use that one on Squawk Junior's extended family.
So far, very good job [laughing.]
at being barely adequate.
[laughing.]
I told you we could do it, Womp.
Now all we have left is to catch a gir-elephant.
Oh, no.
I already have one of those.
This time, I want something more exotic, like those.
[shrieking.]
Gross.
You actually eat those? Of course not.
Squawk Junior does.
I don't know about this, Thunk.
I still get beat up by normal-sized worms.
I have the scars to prove it.
And that's nothing compared to the emotional damage.
But we've come so far.
No way I'm letting you chickuna out of your dreams now.
About those dreams aaah! [slurping.]
[shudders.]
What? It's good for your skin.
[buzzing.]
This is too hard.
I'm no longer the chaser.
I'm back to being the chase-ed.
Just hold on.
I'm coming to help.
Oh, looky here.
[gasps.]
Oh, a sweet treat.
[screaming.]
Come on, Womp, you've almost got him.
No, Thunk, I don't got him.
I don't got none of this.
It's actually, "I don't got any of this.
" Well, I didn't know that, 'cause I need more school.
You gotta stop pushing me.
I'm not pushing, I'm pulling.
Oh.
Oh, you mean like pushing you to finish school.
I'm sorry, buddy.
No, I get pulling and pushing confused.
Stop pulling me.
This hurts.
You gotta let me go - [screaming.]
- [whimpering.]
Oh, no.
He got dragged off before I could tell him he failed.
- These are literally awful.
- So unflattering.
I've looked worse.
I love them.
A final humiliation.
I can't believe all our pranks failed.
But hey, we finished school.
In a way, that's the greatest prank of all.
Yeah, no.
But my last idea might be.
[chuckling.]
Now, students, come collect these bones as a reminder of the food you've given me over the moons.
Shouty.
Mopey.
Girl who says "like" too much.
[groans.]
This is taking too long.
Who didn't Oh, right.
That one kid I've already forgotten about.
Round boy who fails at everything.
Or as I called him, Womp.
Okay, on the count of three.
One, two [rumbling.]
[shrieking.]
- Womp, you did it.
- I sure did.
Just took me some time.
And the will to do things I previously would have deemed inhuman.
[munching.]
[grunts.]
Ha.
Hmm.
Fine.
Here.
Congratulations.
Oh, this is great.
Now we can go be rainbow hunters together.
About that, my worm excursion gave me some time to sharpen my business acumen, and I have decided We can talk about it later, buddy.
As we leave school, we remember All the beasts that we dismembered We got no praise for all our work 'Cause Teacher Squawk is such a Shoo! Get out! I shun all of you.
[sighs.]
Being a teacher is so rewarding.
Yeah! [Grug.]
That's it.
No more, Broods.
Whoops! I mean, no more food.
Sorry.
That came out angry.
Still getting used to not hating you.
I get it.
I keep reminding myself not to steal everything you own.
[laughing.]
Ahem! [snarling.]
Oopsie! There I go again.
- Why do you have a dried bear carcass? - Baby toy.
We're glad you came over for dinner now that our kids Hey, no holding tails! So, hey, this meal had a catch.
[gasps.]
I knew it! Broods, puke up the poisoned meat we just ate! [coughing and retching.]
No, what I was wondering is, since we can't be enemies anymore anyway, you want to give peace a chance and move to our valley? If you cut out the scheming? Hmm We do like scheming, but can I be real? We're not very good at it.
Why, we haven't eaten in days.
[laughing.]
[snarling.]
[all gasp.]
- Ahem.
So yes, we'd love to.
- Then we got a peace deal.
No more schemes, and Ahhh! Valley shares its food.
- Let's seal this the usual way.
- We kill something together? What? No.
Here we seal deals a little less weird.
We shake on it.
[blubbering.]
Should we have checked with the rest of the valley first? Why? I'm the leader.
They love when I make decisions for them.
Never! The Valley only barely likes me! No make decision for Amber.
Boo yourself! Forgot how much I hate everyone here.
Deal's off.
People, think about how great this is.
No more human enemies, just the animal ones.
Sure, we and the Broods have had our differences.
The old one tried to eat me twice.
And a third time right now.
[hissing.]
- But I learned we can get along.
- Learned? Oh, I get it.
The Broods are mind-controlling Grug.
No, this is Grug, your leader, telling you we like the Broods now.
I made peace with them, which is maybe the greatest of all my great accomplishments as leader, even greater than building the monument of the valley's coolest people.
Uh, Amber still have notes on monument.
And still unsure about Broods! Oh, yeah? We're the ones who have to get used to living among idiots, weaklings, and that.
Hey, that Taster.
Only Valleyites allowed to think Taster weird.
- [growling.]
- [snarling.]
- Hey, is that how friends act? - Amber barely acquaintance.
We're not friends.
Then you are now.
As leader, I order you all to be best friends.
[groans and murmurs.]
Seriously? - [clicking.]
- Hmm? [sighing.]
[groans.]
I can't believe my little brother found love before I did.
You too? I thought you hated him.
Huh.
I can do a better bunduck face.
Hi, I [stammers.]
I think you're the coolest and and I like you.
Cool.
Hey, could you get me a smashfruit? All this power posing is making me thirsty.
Wait.
How do you feel about me? Uh I feel I'd like you if you got me a smashfruit.
[squeals.]
Oh, darn.
I blinked in that one.
Neighbors.
Just checking on how you being best friends with everyone is going.
I'm guessing flawlessly.
Oh, my, no.
Somebody left pigrat barf by our door.
- [groans.]
Is that what it was? - You think that was a pigrat? That's my hate barfing, thank you very much.
Ignore him.
Gorp's all barf, no bite.
The valley just needs to get to know you.
Ooh! You want to join the hunters? Sorry.
No openings.
- [roaring.]
- [gasps.]
Uh still none! How about the gatherers? - Ah! - [grunts.]
Dub just said, "Hard pass.
" But come get us when there's free food.
Bye.
But this is how I wanna be remembered.
I made peace with our greatest enemy, which totally makes up for being the guy who introduced us to our greatest enemy.
But you can't force people to be friends.
You're right, Ugga.
I need to force them to be friends, with a giant party! [sighs.]
Huh.
Too small.
Too pulsating.
Looks too much like a butt.
Uh, are you sure Kevin's the right guy for you? He always seems so into Kevin.
Yeah, it's what we have in common.
Oh, perfect.
It's just, it's nice being with someone who also thinks about me.
Besides, whenever you try to date Kevin, you always get in trouble.
What? That's crazy.
- Aaah! - Oof! [Eep.]
Before you say anything, this isn't trouble.
It's fruit.
[indistinct muttering.]
It's time to party with your new best friends.
[Snoot.]
The Broods? You promised free food and interesting conversation.
Have you talked to Frump? She's the very definition of interesting.
[roaring.]
See, Grug? It's gonna take a lot more than some music and snacks to Whoo-hoo! Music and snacks rule! Amber ready lose all inhibitions! All right, let's get best friendin', people.
Amber say here go.
Thank you, woman who just recently discovered words.
[growls.]
- No, that's just how she talks.
- Oh, oh! Oh.
You brought peace to the valley, secured your place in greatness history, and maybe earned a new head on the monument.
Dainty, where are you going? Eh, still not a fan of the Broods.
[gasps.]
- [all laughing.]
- All right! [Thunk grunting.]
This is awful.
I'm gonna be late for spike apple picking with Blurg.
Forget Blurg.
How am I gonna get this smashfruit to Kevin now? You're still thinking about Kevin? [Kevin.]
Kevin, Kevin, on a scale of one to seven, he's a seven.
Kevin?! Kevin, I got you this fruit! [Thunk whimpering.]
[grunting.]
[Eep.]
Still not trouble! Come on, Dainty, this isn't like you.
Or maybe it is.
I don't really know you, do I? I'm a private person.
But I want to get to know you getting to know the Broods.
So stay, party, eat some cake.
But I don't like What are you doing? So what if one person still hates the Broods? Everyone else likes them now.
Today it's one person, tomorrow it could be many, or even three.
Dainty is a valley tastemaker.
He was the first guy here to walk upright, and now everyone does.
So let's join your new best friends at the partiest party ever partied.
Uh hooo! Wow, you were right, Grug.
The Broods are okay.
Glad they won you over.
And I'm even gladder my great legacy of unquestioned greatness is secured.
- [blows landing.]
- Huh? [Thunk.]
So this is how it ends.
'Least it's a tasty end.
[Eep.]
What? I'm sure Kevin's gonna save us any moment Aaah! Okay, maybe not.
[clamor and shouting.]
People, people! You're forgetting that I ordered you to be friends.
Let's get back to partying.
[rhythmic pounding.]
[xylophone notes.]
[chuckling.]
[blowing note.]
[rumbling.]
My second greatest achievement! Aaah! [grunting.]
Okay, holding my own nose now.
[blows.]
I'm sorry I threw the greatest party ever.
I just wanted you all to get along for my legacy.
The caveman who brought peace to Ahhh! Valley.
By almost killing us? That Grug.
When Grug not threaten everyone life with quest for glory, Grug chew loud.
[muttering.]
Uh what's going on? His ideas are getting dumber, too.
Who knows how dumb they'll be next season? If we live to next season.
How did we never out-scheme him? Uh, I think they're bonding over how you annoy them.
What? Hey, don't bond over that.
- Too late! - We should team up.
- [Eep.]
Fine.
Maybe Kevin is trouble.
- [Thunk.]
That changes nothing.
[sneezing.]
Free at last! Hey! There's a party? Aww, Blurgy-poo, is this for me? Oh, you know I love dancing and eating at the same time.
Hey, you have that smashfruit? I could look to check, but then I'd have to take my eyes off the prize.
Oh, I got your smashfruit.
The prize!