Heartland (CA) s04e12 Episode Script

Previously on "Heartland": What are you doing here? How come you're not picking up or returning my calls? Don't you think the guest room would make the perfect nursery? Well, no, actually, I don't.
Caleb odell, would you be my lawfully wedded husband? I will.
One game, you and me.
Five thousand bus.
S.
Yes! Shut up and take the money, all right? We're partners.
Pay off some of that debt.
Thanks, man.
Well, you know how I feel about the T n nursery.
Well, I figured you'd keep on me until you got what you wanted anyway, so.
Oh, thank you! Careful! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay.
W-watch the door there.
Now, Caleb, lower on the left side there.
Whose left, Lou? Okay, watch the door frame, grandpa! You're gonna scratch the wood.
Now, both of you could twist it a little bit.
A little more Lou, please! This whole exercise is crazy.
I don't know why I let myself get talked into it! Okay, just careful on the stairs there.
Excuse me, Lou.
Sorry.
Where are you going? I thought you were gonna help! I've got stuff to do.
So "stuff" is more important than your role as a future aunt? - Hey, mom! - Hey, sweetheart! I'm so glad you're here.
I've gotta run over some wedding details with you.
I'm actually just on my way out.
Well, honey, I've gotta talk to you because it's countdown time.
It's only a month away! The polo club needs dinner numbers, so we have got to finalize the guest list.
I'm sorry, I can't right now.
Ashley, have you at least picked your bridesmaids? Look.
I'm really happy that you're helping me with this, but I already told you no bridesmaids, and Caleb doesn't want a best man.
Oh Okay? So don't worry! I love you! Yeah.
Hey, val.
Honest to God Sometimes I think this wedding isn't worth the time, the money, or the effort! How are you? How's school going? It's going.
What're you doing with that rock? I'm building a fire pit.
It's gonna be awesome! Lou, would you like some help? I am pregnant, not broken.
Ungh! Okay, it's too heavy.
God, what's in that box, lead? Grandpa, don't make that face.
Come on.
We agreed this was a good idea.
Whoa! Look at this! Best all around cowboy, ponoka stampede! Okay, Caleb, come on.
Drool over it on the front lawn.
Let's go.
Yes, ma'am.
Hello? Hey, Lisa.
Hey, grandpa, Lisa's on the phone.
She wants to know if you got your ticket yet? What ticket? Tell her I'll call her back.
Okay Yeah, he's in the middle of something.
He's in the middle of being a huge grump! Well, if it isn't Dexter, the racehorse that doesn't race.
Would you just give it a rest, dad? The show jumper.
I'll let it go.
Don't worry.
I've totally let it go.
It's all water under the bridge.
Water under the freaking bridge.
Good job.
Thanks.
What's with all the lawn furniture? Ah, well, Lou's taking over mom's old room.
She's turning it into a nursery.
Aw, that's so cute! Yeah, I know it makes total sense, but it doesn't make it easy to watch.
Pregnancy's made her a little bit crazy more so than usual.
Yeah, my mom's gone crazy too.
I know she felt cheated the first time around, but now it's out of control.
I mean, 50 guests have turned into a 150 guests! That's a nightmare; You guys should just elope.
Been there, done that, didn’t work.
So how is that going, the three of you all shoved into a trailer? Oh my God.
Those boys are driving me crazy.
It's about time Ty got his own place.
You guys should just patch things up and get back together.
Been there, done that, didn't work.
Yeah.
Wow! I wondered where this went.
All around cowboy, ponoka stampede.
That was my first big win.
First of many, right, Jack? Yep, I guess Marion kept it all these years.
Well, she was pretty damn proud.
Yeah, so damn proud she stuck it in the back of her closet.
There's a screw loose.
There's a trophy place in town, you know.
Maybe I should get this thing fixed up.
Oh, I know a guy who fixes those things.
Yeah, he'll make it look brand new, and well, it'll cost you half of what it costs in town.
Okay.
You got the job.
I wasn't even born yet.
Yeah.
Get it done right, or you're gonna wish you weren't born at all.
Yes, sir.
and at the break of day you sank into your dream you dreamer oh, oh, oh, oh you dreamer you dreamer Hey, grumpy, look what I found.
Whoa! Look at that.
Your grandma Lyndy's guitar case.
Wow! It's looking so big! It's gonna be amazing.
Thank you! Finally, somebody who sees my vision.
Well, you didn't call me black.
Yeah, sorry.
I got kinda busy doing things.
Somebody decided to turn my entire household upside down.
See? Have you booked your flight? No, I haven't gotten around to that either, but I will.
What flight? To France.
Paris.
Paris? Grandpa? I can't believe you haven't told anyone.
Why don't you just let me book it.
No, no, I'll do it.
I'll just go into town, and I'll go to the travel agent, and You don't have to go to the travel agent, you can book it online in five minutes.
And I will.
Well, I leave next week, you said you were coming the week after that.
So that's two weeks.
I know! Here, grandpa, got another one for you.
Thanks.
Hey, listen.
Don't let him get to you, okay? You know how he hates change.
Yes, apparently as much as he hates flying.
Yeah.
He's a real catch.
He's my catch.
Whoa, man! A fire pit? Damn straight! That's awesome! I've always wanted a fire pit! Let's get 'er lit! So, how is Ty? Miserable.
Did he say something? No, it's just, you know, he's not himself.
You should call him And I'm not just saying that because I want him out of our trailer, although that would be a plus.
You should just call him.
No.
I already told you, it's not gonna happen.
Oh, come on.
You two need each other.
Ashley! People shouldn't be together 'cause they need each other.
They should be together 'cause they want to be together.
You two are just so stubborn! Can I do anything? Tell him anything? No.
No, I'm I'm busy, I'm fine.
You know, I'm more than fine.
Thank you.
Bye.
This is heaven; that's what this is.
Yeah, this is pretty damn good.
Yeah.
But hey, you know Don't feel like you gotta keep doing stuff like this for us.
I mean, heck, you've done enough.
That money? Came in real handy.
Yeah, um I'd rather Amy didn't know about that.
Yeah.
It's no problem.
Cool.
How's she doing, by the way? Oh, Amy She's fine, you know.
Typical Amy, working with Dexter and spartan, bunch of client's horses.
Yeah, she's good.
Hey, baby! You want a weenie? Um, Caleb, can I talk to you inside? You're in trouble.
You have to tell him.
Nicely, but you have to tell him! I can't! He has to move out! Look, the guy is helping us out with rent, and getting us out of our debt situation.
I totally owe him! I know.
It's just that we're not helping Ty out by letting him stay here.
I mean, he's skipping school, he's just hanging around doing nothing! He's not doing nothing! Heck, he built a fire pit; that's doing something.
Ty needs a good kick in the butt on so many levels! If he didn't have us to depend on, then maybe he'd start thinking about getting back together with Amy.
Do it, Caleb! Please? Hey.
Do you have time to help me now? I thought we could go into town, pick out some paint colours? I can't, Lou.
What is wrong with everyone? God, it's like I'm pregnant, I'm excited, I wanna nest, and where else was I supposed to have a nursery? You know, it's like You know, we all agreed and now everyone is making me feel bad about this.
Look, the last thing I wanna do is hurt your feelings, okay? And I am excited about this baby I am! But mom's room is being torn apart, and I don't know, I just It is not being torn apart, it's being given a new life! God, you and grandpa, you're exactly the same, you know? Like, he hated the idea of parting with his old truck, and now he loves his new truck; he hates looking at mom's room now, but he's gonna love it when it's made up for the baby; and he hates the idea of going to Paris, but when he get there, he's gonna love that too! Paris? Oh God.
Um, please don't say anything, okay? walk me over that bridge a river so deep and so wide just walk me over this bridge my darling, we'll get to the other Side That's really pretty.
Keep going.
There isn't any more.
It's, uh I found this In Lyndy's guitar case here.
It's a verse - two verses and a chorus, but that's all she wrote.
There isn't any more.
Grandpa Paris, huh? I warned you.
So Ashley's been feeling like Well, you know we love having you here, right? Look, man, I gotta thank you.
I mean, for taking me in.
I-I don't know what I would've done without you.
No worries, man.
You're a great guy, and I mean, only a really good friend would do that, and thank you.
No, man.
You're the best buddy, bar none.
Look I know cowboys aren't much for Talking about feelings and crap like that Yeah.
But when a man's about to take a major step like getting married, you sorta Take and count the things that really matter, and you, dude, you matter.
Thanks, man.
Oh, I'm serious! You're my best friend, Ty.
You know what? I got a crazy idea.
Shoot.
I'm gettin' married, right? Yeah.
Gonna need a best man, right? Oh no, man, are you sure? Yes, I am! All right, man, I'll do it! Hey, Ashley! Guess what? Ty's gonna be my best man.
Isn't that great? If Caleb has a best man, I have to have bridesmaids.
So, will you do it? Absolutely! Sure.
Oh! That's great! Oh, you are gonna make my mom's day! Oh, I gotta go.
Sorry, gotta pick out color schemes with her.
Is that okay? Yeah, go.
I'll take care of things here.
Oh! Thanks! Love you girls! See 'ya.
Great.
Ty is Caleb's best man.
That's not gonna be awkward at all.
Look, Amy, I know you're going through a rough spot.
I just want you to know that I'm here.
So, you know, let's hang out and do stuff like we used to.
I'd like that.
And I wanted to tell you something.
I know I came off a bit weird about Chase, you know, asking why he put that bid on Dexter for you.
It's okay, Soraya.
No, no, I was totally off.
I mean, why wouldn't he do that? That is exactly the kind of generous guy he is.
So, I'm sorry.
You know, I was a bit jealous, and I had no reason to be.
Well It all worked out, right? So, no worries.
Thanks.
Morning.
Hey! So, update.
What's happening with my trophy? Well, I just haven't had time, so I mean, I'm gonna, it's just, well, it's on my "to do" list.
You've got a "to do" list? Why'd I ever give you the trophy? Get it fixed or give it back! Okay, so that'll work if I put the Rollands next to the Cartwrights.
But they hate each other.
No, no, they're speaking now.
Oh, and they'll love the Rovati's.
Okay, so what's the list at? Like 200 guests? On everything? I'm not! In fact, you'll be happy to know that I changed my mind.
Amy and Soraya are gonna be my bridesmaids, and Ty's gonna be Caleb's best man.
Well, well! That's great! So, we'll get the girls to the dressmaker next week, and don't forget, you've got a fitting on Friday.
Ashley, we've got to talk to the chef at the polo club and decide on the menu! Okay.
A bridesmaid? Yeah.
With val running the show? Yeah, and Ty is the best man.
Good times.
Yikes, that's brutal! So I'm not trying to be difficult on purpose.
You know the addition off the living room there, well, I built that when your mom was born.
Lyndy and I moved in there and this was your mom's nursery.
You probably didn't like any of those changes one bit either, right? Well, I do remember putting up a bit of a fight.
Well, Lyndy was getting so fed up with me around that time, do you Do you girls think I'm being unreasonable about this trip thing? You know, just look at it like an adventure.
I think you need to make your own decisions.
Well I hear they make you take your boots off.
My mom is inviting not only everyone from the country, but the entire world! People I've never even met.
Can't you just tell her no? I can't.
She'll make me feel guilty.
Maybe we should just elope again.
Go on a second honeymoon? Honey, I really, really wish that we could do that, but we just don't have the money.
Come on.
In the end, all that really matters is that we're getting married.
Like, actually married.
I don't really care where or how we do it.
Really? Really.
I love you, cowboy.
I love you too.
Oh God! Sorry, guys.
Um I didn't mean to um No, man, forget it.
It's cool.
I'll just grab my jacket here.
Tell him! Hey, best man, I was thinking Can I take you out for a beer or something? Uh, yeah.
Sure, man.
You know what? Why don't we make it a mini stag? Just you and me.
Sounds good.
Let's do it.
All right.
Where are you off to? Uh, Marnie's.
Apparently she has some fabulous decorating books for me to look at.
You should see Jerry junior's nursery.
Total cowboy motif.
It's so adorable.
Apparently she's hoping the next one is a girl so that she can do unicorns.
Well, where's Amy? Maggie's.
Ashley had a little after hours bridesmaid get-together.
So it looks like you got the house to yourself, old man.
And if Peter calls me, tell him he can reach me on my cell.
Bye.
See 'ya.
Yoo-hoo! Hey there! Oh Hey there.
Just coming back from a meeting.
Is it okay I stopped by? Of course.
Get some glasses? Okay.
Let's raise some hell, brother! All right! To future wedded bliss.
Take two.
Hit us again, sir! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How're we gonna drive home? We'll walk, man.
We'll walk.
So, you and Amy Caleb, I don't want to talk about it.
We're here to have fun, right? And we will, but You know you have to talk to her.
You two, you need to be together! No, I don't need Amy! I don't want to need Amy.
I don't want to need anybody! Oh man, just listen to me.
Okay, obviously I'm no expert, but I think I got my ducks lined up a little bit better than you do.
Can't you just Get over it and move on? It's clear as clear that you two belong together! It's not clear at all.
Okay, fine.
But you got a life with or without Amy.
Yeah, I do.
You don't wanna be cramped up in a trailer with a couple of newlyweds.
I mean, what is that? Not cool.
You should Move back to your loft, or somewhere else.
Somewhere else? Yeah.
What, you don't want me in the trailer? Is this you telling me to move out? This is me telling you as a friend.
As a friend? As a friend.
If you wanted me to move out, why didn't you just say so? This sucks, man, after all I've done for you.
I built you a fire pit, man! I built him a fire pit! No, you know what? Did I ask you to do that, huh? Hey! You're Caleb Odell! That super bad excuse for a bronc rider from okotoks? Excuse me? You got a problem, man? No problem.
I just want you to know what company you're keeping.
Trevor darling.
Darling? Come on, I barely know you.
That's funny.
I saw you last year in Hudson.
Not bad.
I ride too.
Bareback.
Bareback, huh? What's the highest score you ever got? Well, I got that in my first competition.
I was onlyFifteen.
Oh yeah? How about we grab some shots, guys, and talk about it, all right? Hey, Pete! Three more shots.
You got it! What is that? "Walk me over the bridge"? Uh, that's just part of a song I found in an old guitar case.
So that meeting you were at, what was that all about? Well, it was with a guy who has a beautiful breed stock, and he operates out of Avignon, which is about half an hour from my place.
And so I was thinking, that we could take a little bit of a road trip and go and see his setup When you come to France, if you booked your ticket.
No.
No, I haven't.
Well, it's getting kinda silly, isn't it? I mean, I know you're afraid to fly, but Well, if you understand that, then why are you pressuring me to do it? Pressuring you? I'm not pressuring you; You agreed to go! And now? I'm backing out.
There! There it is.
I'm backing out.
I guess it's hard for me to change my ways.
Well, it's hard for me too.
But, you know, you're always complaining when I go away.
I am not! Well, yes, you do.
Jack, I love France.
It's beautiful.
I want you to come, it's important to me! But if you won't come, I'm not gonna stop going.
Well, I'm not about to start.
Well, then maybe your fear of flying is bigger than your fear of losing me.
You should think about that.
Yeah, I got totally busted up in Great Falls, Montana.
Got my racked up against a gate.
Yeah, it was like a rag doll.
Yeah, but I-brutal! Totally brutal.
I back on the circuit in less than three months, right? You were a machine! Totally cleaned up.
Where'd you rank? Sixth.
Third on the Al Third on the Alberta circuit.
Right, no, that's right, yeah.
Yep.
Can we get some more shots here? Drinks all round! Yeah, buddy! - Woo! - Hey yeaaah! Boilermaker! Here we go! All right, chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Yeaaaaaah! That's how we do it! Well, you boys should know, I'm not just a bronc rider.
No, that's for guys with just one trick.
Like Trevor.
Ol' one trick trevy.
No, I've also won all around cowboy.
What rodeo? The Hudson rodeo.
Wow, that's the big time.
What was your other event? Mutton busting? Hold on! I've actually won all around cowboy twice.
I also won ponoka.
And that's the big one.
Ponoka? Yeah, ponoka.
You're full of it, man.
You're a liar.
You calling me a liar? I just did.
He never won at ponoka.
I'd remember if he were ever all round cowboy at ponoka.
I was born and raised in ponoka.
Yeah well, you're wrong, brother.
And you know what? I'm gonna prove it to you.
Caleb, what are you doing? No, no, Caleb! You can't bring that in there, that's Tim's! Are you crazy? Yes, I am.
Oh, stupid! Caleb! Oh boy, you got somethin' to see! Check it out! Whoo! Come on, Lisa.
So, when are you coming back? How many more shows, Chase? I miss you.
Yeah, he is such a boy sometimes.
Actually 98 percent of the time.
But despite Caleb's craziness, I still love him.
Sorry, am I boring you? No, it's just hard to hang out with girls who are ridiculously happy with their love life.
You know, Ty's totally changed.
All this I hear about him skipping out on school, and hanging around doing nothing? I just don't know how he can become so stupid and selfish.
Amy, Ty is anything but selfish.
He just gave Caleb and I a pile of money to help us pay off our debt.
Where did he get the money from? He won it.
He and Chase both wanted to put a bid on Dexter, and Ty bet Chase 5,000 dollars he could beat him at pool, and he did.
And then when your dad pulled Dexter out of the race, Ty shared his winnings with us.
Yeah, buddy.
Come on, smile for the camera.
Whoo! Shots all around! Hey, let me take a look at that.
Yeah, that picture's awesome! Yeah! All right! so walk me over this bridge the river's so deep and so wide just walk me over the bridge, my darlin' we'll get to the other side I wrote that song after Marion was born.
You know that? Yeah, I figured.
I was so miserable.
I missed being on the road with the band, and And you, well, you were so busy with the ranch you didn't know how I was really feeling.
I mean I-I tried to tell you, but I'm sorry.
I didn't know.
I wondered if we'd ever be able to make it work.
But we did, huh? Didn't we? Yes, we did.
We got through it.
It was good for us in the end.
Yes, it was.
Very good.
The best.
I still need you and I just can't let you go Oh hey uh, did I tell you that Ty here, this guy's gonna be my best man.
You're full of bull, Odell.
What are you talkin' about? Look at this.
There's a date scratched in the bottom of this thing.
This trophy is older than you are.
Hey! Settle down! Oof! Aaah! Yaaah! Aaah! Whoo! Whoa! Thanks.
Aaaaah! Come on Caleb, let's go! Yah! Could you get here now? I don't believe this! Of all the humiliating You are not worth the ground you walk on! Hold on, val.
Just hear me No! You hold on.
When I think of the beautiful wedding I' t throwing for the two of you, and the money it's costing me? It makes me sick! Neither of us asked for a big fancy wedding, did we, val? That was all your big fat idea.
I beg your pardon? Don't talk to my mom like that! Look at you.
You smell like a brewery! You're the one always complaining about her being so out of control! - What? - What?! Well, it's true! I know you hate this! You turned the whole thing into a circus! That's wonderful! How ungrateful can you be, Ashley? I've never said that! Okay fine, you know what? I don't even care! I am done with you two! Both of you! You do what you want! You're such an idiot.
Mom! Wait! There's times I don't know you at all and whatever we go through I'll be here Where'd the other verses come from? Did you write them? Uh, no.
Um It's strange, I um I dreamt about this song last night, and lyndy.
She was singing it.
It was almost Well, it was! She was sitting right there, in her chair.
The lyrics were as clear as day, I got up and wrote 'em down, before I forgot 'em, and No, I'm not crazy.
Oh, God! Turn it off! Oh! Let's get out of here, man.
Oh, crap.
I remember setting it on the bar.
I swear it's gotta be here somewhere.
No, no, some guy had it over here at the table, didn't he? Right around here.
No, no, it was that cowboy, the one who was giving me all the lip.
What was his name again? What do you troublemakers want? Remember that trophy that I came in with last night? - Do you know where it is? - How should I know? I'm still cleaning up after you guys! Get outta here.
Get! You ripped off the name plate.
I can't believe you ripped off the name plate! Just shhh! I'm trying to think.
But nothing's happening.
Well we gotta do something, we can't just sit here! Hey! Where's my damn trophy? Uh it's just in the shop being fixed now.
When am I gonna get it back? Just-just a few days.
- Yeah.
- Tops.
What happened to you guys? Oh! Ow! Ow! No, the hat's wrong man.
He's wearing it.
No man, I think it's close enough.
Come on, it's gonna cost us a fortune! Yeah well, it's either that, or Tim kills us.
No, you! He's gonna kill you.
Do you think he's gonna notice the difference? Nah.
Tim hadn't seen it in like a thousand years.
What were you thinking? You know what ash, right now, I just have more important things to worry about.
I don't think so! You know, my mom is seriously thinking about pulling the plug on this wedding! So what? So what? Neither of us wanted a big expensive wedding, right? I mean, I don't remember either of us asking for a big expensive wedding.
Look I said I would go along with this, as long as it made you happy.
Is this you being happy? No.
Why don't you guys just have a BBQ? I mean, you've got the fire pit for it, right? My mom's not here! She made her choice.
It's gonna be all right, babe.
Y t two ready? - Hey, val.
- Hi, Jack.
Hi.
Shall we begin? Okay.
Get 'er done! I now pronounce you man and wife! For real this time? Yeah, for real.
You uh, may kiss the bride.
Yeah! Woo-hoo! Yay! Woo-hoo! Let's eat! Whoo! We did it! Whoo! Hey, stranger.
Hey.
So how's that new job? Okay.
How's life? Good times? Yeah, I've had better.
Okay, be honest.
Do I smell like French fry grease? Well no, you don't.
Why do you ask? 'Cause no one's asked me to dance.
Well, do you wanna dance? Come on.
Let's go.
You know how to two step? No? Okay, one, two.
There, you got it! I miss those guys.
There you go! Well, this really It really is a lovely party after all.
I'm so glad you meme, mom.
Oh, honey.
I wouldn't have missed it.
I wish you both all the happiness in the world.
Thank you, val.
And because I didn't do the big wedding, saving me more money than you could possibly imagine I wanna give you a wedding present.
Mom, no.
You really don't have to.
I insist! I booked you first class airfares to Rome.
You'll be staying in a five star hotel for a week, and then my dear friends the Rovatis, have offered you their villa in Tuscany for three weeks.
And you'll have it all to yourselves.
Mom, that's amazing! Thank you! Cool.
Where's Tuscany? Uh, Caleb? We got a situation.
Oh, no.
Hey, Tim.
Good timing.
Check it out! Just got it back, looks pretty good, huh? It's all firm in the base, name plate's all tacked on, shiny and new looking.
Hat's on his head.
How-how did he do that? It's not my trophy.
Where's my trophy? I'm gonna kill you, Odell.
And you didn't even invite me to your wedding.
Come on Tim, I just The other one just kinda took a walk.
Trevor darling says hello.
Congratulations.
You know, that hunk of metal cost us 800 bucks! Looks good on 'ya.
Now for a bronc rider, Caleb, we think that 8 seconds makes the man.
Because that 8 seconds feels like a lifetime.
Now in a funny way, marriage is like riding a bronc.
There's twists and turns, and the odd headache.
But if you both ride it like there's no tomorrow, that lifetime together will feel like 8 seconds.
Awww! And we'd like to dedicate a song to Ashley and Caleb.
This is a song that my grandma lyndy wrote.
There's things I've been meaning to tell you there's things that I've just got to say so let's go for a walk somewhere quiet to talk maybe you'll see it my way I know what we have is worth having and I know what's ahead is worth more so let's go for a walk somewhere quiet to talk we'll see just what life's got in store So walk me over this bridge the river's so deep and so wide just walk me over the bridge my darlin' please be my place to hide just walk me over the bridge my darlin' we'll get to the other side.
Whoo! Yeah! Beautiful! Whoo! That was a beautiful song.
You miss her, don't you? Yeah.
Sometimes.
Is that a bridge that we can cross? I miss lyndy sometimes.
But I love you all the time.
Whether I go to France, or not.
And one day, I will go with you.
Okay.
I'm gonna hold you to it.
Will you dance with me? I will.
- Hey.
- Hey.
It's a good party.
Yeah.
I saw I missed your call the other night, sorry about that.
It's okay.
Apparently you were busy.
Yeah well Caleb's nuts.
Yes, he is.
Ty, I know what you tried to do for Dexter.
Thank you.
You don't have to thank me.
Of course I'd do it.
How is he? He's good.
He's really loving jumping.
Dad's not completely sold on the idea yet, but he'll come around.
Uh, I should probably um Mm-hmm.
Make sure Caleb stays out of trouble.
Yeah.
- Uh - See 'ya.
Walk me over this bridge the river's so deep and so wide just walk me over the bridge my darlin' we'll get to the other side