The Adventures Of Puss In Boots (2015) s04e12 Episode Script
The Obelisk
[cat purrs, meows.]
[fast, lively flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x12 - The Obelisk [faint whispers on wind.]
[gasps, panting.]
[faint whispers continue, indistinct.]
Hello? [echoing.]
[water splashing gently.]
Hello? [echoing.]
Hello? [echoing.]
[screams.]
Oh! [yelping.]
[gasping.]
[whimpering.]
[gasping, panting.]
[growling.]
[Dulcinea screaming.]
Oh! [panting.]
[all growling.]
[screams.]
[panting.]
[gasping.]
[screaming.]
[panting, sobbing.]
[screams.]
[gasping, panting.]
No.
I said easy-peasy, over easy.
This is over easy.
Also, what's over easy? [sighs.]
[giggles.]
Hmm.
- Wakey, wakey, eggs and ba - [screams.]
Oh! Artephius! Oh, I'm so sorry! I thought you were me! That's okay, Dulcey! I think I'm me sometimes too! Ooh, spooky stuff! [Puss.]
To think, after all this time, the obelisk was right under our nose, in San Lorenzo.
Yeah! And when you find it you'll, uh What'll you do, again? Well, obviously, I will don the Crown of Souls.
And then I will utilize the obelisk to defeat the Bloodwolf.
In some way.
So, in other words, we don't know what the obelisk does? Um Look! What is the meaning of this solar villainy? Oh, it's nothing to worry about, Puss.
It's just that the sun turns red on Walpurgisnacht when the Bloodwolf is returning to destroy the world! It's so pretty! [slurps.]
Come, my friends.
San Lorenzo and our fates await.
Ha-ha! [Puss.]
Oh, San Lorenzans! We have returned, triumphant! Something's not right.
Where is everybody? We know where the obelisk is! It is right here in San Lorenzo! [El Moco.]
Puss in the boots! It's pronounced "El Mocoville.
" [laughing maniacally.]
[blows nose.]
El Moco, what have you done with our friends? Bring out the prisoners.
[chains clinking.]
[laughing.]
[grunts.]
Herr Boots.
I tried to stop them, but they were too powerful for mein goaty dancing.
[growls.]
[gasps.]
[growling.]
[chain clinking.]
[chuckles nervously.]
Hey.
How could this have happened? Collectively, you are a fighting marvel! What can I say, they, like, overwhelmed us, or whatever.
Yes, he's got my old magic armor.
Let me tell you how I found it.
[El Moco weeping.]
I came upon it while weeping in the desert.
[gasps.]
At first, I thought it was a fancy house.
So, I climbed in.
But as soon as I did, this crazy, metal death machine came to life.
[low rumbles.]
[rumbling.]
[explosion.]
I knew in that moment that I would finally have my revenge on the gato who ruined my life.
[growling.]
While I love nothing more than battling with you, this is not a good time! [El Moco.]
It is never a good time to die, kitty but die you will.
[grunting.]
[clanging.]
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
[yelling.]
[grunting.]
Huh? No, I mean, it is really not a good time.
Today is Walpurgisnacht! [El Moco.]
That is not a thing.
[grunting.]
Ha! [grunting.]
[sword clanging.]
[grunts.]
Whoa! El Moco, we have to locate an obelisk so that we may stop the Bloodwolf from returning to Earth! I don't care.
It is time to die.
No, wait, wait! [Puss yelling.]
[Puss continues yelling.]
[yowls.]
[groans.]
[clattering.]
Puss! [groaning.]
[ears ringing.]
[grunts, groaning.]
[ears ringing.]
[male voice.]
Good heavens, man! Are you all right? What? Are you all right? Yes! I am in a fight! Now, come, my glassy friend.
Whatever magic spell you possess, I need it.
[rumbling.]
[El Moco growls.]
[all gasp.]
[all screaming.]
[El Moco laughs.]
[Puss.]
El Moco! Well, well.
Have you brought me a little present to win my mercy? [ears ringing.]
Come again? I think my ears are damaged from before when you struck me.
[microphone feedback.]
I said [all groan.]
"Is that a gift for me?" [stammers.]
You are mumbling.
Oh, forget it.
[screams.]
[all gasp.]
Puss! No! What have you done? We needed him.
He was the One.
Your goaty lies are grinding my gears.
[thuds.]
[El Moco laughing maniacally.]
[high-pitched.]
Gears? Gears.
[gasps.]
[thuds.]
[high-pitched grunt.]
[yells.]
[high-pitched scream.]
[high-pitched chortle.]
[groans.]
Ow.
[grunts.]
[male voice.]
Puss! Be careful.
The spell will wear off quickly.
[high-pitched.]
What? I said, "Be careful.
The spell will wear off quickly.
" [high-pitched.]
I did not hear you, but do not worry.
This cannot possibly go wrong.
[rumbling.]
[screaming.]
Ow! [groans.]
[high-pitched.]
All right, El Moco.
Let us end this.
[exclaims.]
Gasp! [grunting, groaning.]
[panting.]
[high-pitched.]
My sword! [grunting.]
[groans.]
[yowls, grunts.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
[groans.]
[laughs.]
[grunts, screams.]
[shouts, whimpering.]
[clangs.]
Hmm? [high-pitched.]
Ha! Success.
The spell.
It is wearing off.
Why did no one warn me? [clanging.]
Why won't you work? Uli! Are you okay? [clanging.]
[El Moco growling.]
[grunting, groaning.]
[screaming.]
El Moco's gone loco.
[screaming.]
[clamoring.]
[grunting.]
[yells.]
[groaning.]
[chuckles, screams.]
Now that is how you defeat a villain.
[chuckles.]
[Uli.]
Puss! [grunts.]
Herr Boots, you are alive.
[pants.]
Thanks to you, my friend.
Puss, the sun! We must make haste, Herr Boots.
[all cheering.]
Okay, everyone, we are short on time.
I have learned that the Obelisk of Night is hidden somewhere right here, in San Lorenzo.
Search the town! Did you guys check the treasure house? I only mention it because I can detect and differentiate between all the different kinds of magical energy and stuff.
[clanging.]
[Puss.]
Why did you not mention this before? Ooh, didn't I? You did not.
Ooh, I'm getting a very strong signal right over here.
[Puss sighs.]
A dead end? Oh, very helpful, Duchess! Why, look! We have found the obelisk! Yes, here it is, the answer to all of our problems! What a helpful and useful human person you are for helping us find the obelisk! Whee! - We did it! Now let us have a parade! - Ooh! [gasps.]
[rumbling.]
[gasps.]
Oh! [gasps.]
Um, Puss? [gasps.]
I have found it! The obelisk's secret location.
Yes! Well, yes, only I found it while you were mocking the Duchess.
[chuckles.]
You crack me up! Who remembers these things? [grunts.]
[grunts.]
[groans.]
Duchess, are you coming? [Duchess.]
Goodness, no.
That looks crazy dangerous.
Fine, whatever.
Everyone, stay behind me.
[thrilling instrumental music playing.]
I wonder how long this place has been here.
[sniffing.]
It smells old.
[sniffs.]
Very old.
[sniffing.]
No, that's just me.
[muttering.]
Ooh! Ohh-hoo-hoo! Look at that! Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[mumbles.]
I see.
Yep! This is definitely made of stone.
Also, oh, look! These runes say that to use this you must be the One from the Great Prophecy, who has the purest heart in the world.
That is me.
After all, I once nursed a baby dragon back to health.
And did all that other stuff too.
The One must don the Crown of Souls.
Which is this.
And put their hand here in this indentation.
And then what? It doesn't say.
And then we save the day.
Now if you will excuse me.
Um, uh Obelisk of Night! It is I, the One from the Great Prophecy! I come bearing the Crown of Souls! Now [groans.]
[clanging.]
[groaning, grunting.]
I command you! Destroy the Bloodwolf! Ha! [gasps.]
[chuckles.]
Destroy the Bloodwolf.
Destroy the Bloodwolf.
Destroy it.
Come on.
Obelisk.
Activate! Work.
Come on.
Turn on! Destroy it! Come on.
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
Puss, look! The fingers.
Huh? Ugh! Ew! What kind of monster has four fingers? No matter.
I will just cut off one of my fingers.
Even with nine fingers, I will still be amazing.
Puss! What! [gasping.]
Gasp! She's only got four fingers.
Oh, I know, it's weird.
I used to wear gloves.
But that can only mean Dulcinea is the One.
Me? Oh, no.
[stutters.]
I can't be! Of course you are.
"The purest of heart.
" Who could that be but you? All this time, I thought I was the great hero.
And it was you.
You are a great hero.
Well, yes, this is true.
And coming from the One, it must be extra true! [sighs.]
I am proud of you, Dulcinea.
Thank you.
There's so much I want to say, so much I don't understand, but, right now, there's no time.
Wish me luck.
But, wait.
It could be dangerous.
It's our only hope, Puss.
If I am the One, then I was put here to do this very thing.
It's my destiny.
For San Lorenzo.
For San Lorenzo.
Dulcinea, I have something that belongs to you.
[sharp inhale.]
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this.
[thuds.]
[both grunting.]
[rumbling.]
[booming.]
[groaning, screaming.]
- Dulcinea! - Puss! [grunts.]
[panting.]
No, no, no, no! [shouts.]
Dulcinea! Where are you? Oh, I never should have let her take the risk! This is my fault! [sighs.]
It was her destiny, Puss.
Get back up here quickly! [gasps.]
There's something big happening up above! We gotta go! [people screaming.]
Oh! That does not look good.
- Eh, I'm sure it's nothing.
- What the [laughing maniacally.]
Uli? What is he doing up there? Uli, what is happening? It is the final piece of my plan.
- Your plan? - Yes.
To resurrect das Blutwolf.
- Uli, what are you saying? - Surprised, Herr Boots? I needed you to find the Crown of Souls unt the Obelisk of Night, not to defeat das Blutwolf but to allow his return from the Netherworld! But why would you do this? We are your friends.
Nein.
I have no friends.
I live only for das Blutwolf.
So everything we did to defend San Lorenzo Has only brought about its destruction.
But Dulcinea, she perished down there.
Because she believed.
So be it.
I do not care.
Why would I care? [grunts.]
[growls.]
[distant howling.]
Huh? [all screaming.]
[growling.]
Dogs! [grunts, yells.]
Gotcha! Thank you, Duchess.
Now, assemble the Senior Puss Squad! [screaming.]
[grunts.]
[barking.]
[yelling, whimpering.]
[yelling, groaning.]
[screaming.]
Oh! [snarling.]
[grunting.]
[screaming, groaning.]
[growls.]
[barking.]
[laughing maniacally.]
[snarling.]
[screaming.]
Hey, Puss.
Yay! For Dulcinea.
[screaming.]
[faint wolf howl.]
[fast, lively flamenco music playing.]
[screams.]
[giggles.]
[Puss yowling.]
El Gato! [yowls.]
4x12 - The Obelisk [faint whispers on wind.]
[gasps, panting.]
[faint whispers continue, indistinct.]
Hello? [echoing.]
[water splashing gently.]
Hello? [echoing.]
Hello? [echoing.]
[screams.]
Oh! [yelping.]
[gasping.]
[whimpering.]
[gasping, panting.]
[growling.]
[Dulcinea screaming.]
Oh! [panting.]
[all growling.]
[screams.]
[panting.]
[gasping.]
[screaming.]
[panting, sobbing.]
[screams.]
[gasping, panting.]
No.
I said easy-peasy, over easy.
This is over easy.
Also, what's over easy? [sighs.]
[giggles.]
Hmm.
- Wakey, wakey, eggs and ba - [screams.]
Oh! Artephius! Oh, I'm so sorry! I thought you were me! That's okay, Dulcey! I think I'm me sometimes too! Ooh, spooky stuff! [Puss.]
To think, after all this time, the obelisk was right under our nose, in San Lorenzo.
Yeah! And when you find it you'll, uh What'll you do, again? Well, obviously, I will don the Crown of Souls.
And then I will utilize the obelisk to defeat the Bloodwolf.
In some way.
So, in other words, we don't know what the obelisk does? Um Look! What is the meaning of this solar villainy? Oh, it's nothing to worry about, Puss.
It's just that the sun turns red on Walpurgisnacht when the Bloodwolf is returning to destroy the world! It's so pretty! [slurps.]
Come, my friends.
San Lorenzo and our fates await.
Ha-ha! [Puss.]
Oh, San Lorenzans! We have returned, triumphant! Something's not right.
Where is everybody? We know where the obelisk is! It is right here in San Lorenzo! [El Moco.]
Puss in the boots! It's pronounced "El Mocoville.
" [laughing maniacally.]
[blows nose.]
El Moco, what have you done with our friends? Bring out the prisoners.
[chains clinking.]
[laughing.]
[grunts.]
Herr Boots.
I tried to stop them, but they were too powerful for mein goaty dancing.
[growls.]
[gasps.]
[growling.]
[chain clinking.]
[chuckles nervously.]
Hey.
How could this have happened? Collectively, you are a fighting marvel! What can I say, they, like, overwhelmed us, or whatever.
Yes, he's got my old magic armor.
Let me tell you how I found it.
[El Moco weeping.]
I came upon it while weeping in the desert.
[gasps.]
At first, I thought it was a fancy house.
So, I climbed in.
But as soon as I did, this crazy, metal death machine came to life.
[low rumbles.]
[rumbling.]
[explosion.]
I knew in that moment that I would finally have my revenge on the gato who ruined my life.
[growling.]
While I love nothing more than battling with you, this is not a good time! [El Moco.]
It is never a good time to die, kitty but die you will.
[grunting.]
[clanging.]
[grunting.]
[grunting.]
[yelling.]
[grunting.]
Huh? No, I mean, it is really not a good time.
Today is Walpurgisnacht! [El Moco.]
That is not a thing.
[grunting.]
Ha! [grunting.]
[sword clanging.]
[grunts.]
Whoa! El Moco, we have to locate an obelisk so that we may stop the Bloodwolf from returning to Earth! I don't care.
It is time to die.
No, wait, wait! [Puss yelling.]
[Puss continues yelling.]
[yowls.]
[groans.]
[clattering.]
Puss! [groaning.]
[ears ringing.]
[grunts, groaning.]
[ears ringing.]
[male voice.]
Good heavens, man! Are you all right? What? Are you all right? Yes! I am in a fight! Now, come, my glassy friend.
Whatever magic spell you possess, I need it.
[rumbling.]
[El Moco growls.]
[all gasp.]
[all screaming.]
[El Moco laughs.]
[Puss.]
El Moco! Well, well.
Have you brought me a little present to win my mercy? [ears ringing.]
Come again? I think my ears are damaged from before when you struck me.
[microphone feedback.]
I said [all groan.]
"Is that a gift for me?" [stammers.]
You are mumbling.
Oh, forget it.
[screams.]
[all gasp.]
Puss! No! What have you done? We needed him.
He was the One.
Your goaty lies are grinding my gears.
[thuds.]
[El Moco laughing maniacally.]
[high-pitched.]
Gears? Gears.
[gasps.]
[thuds.]
[high-pitched grunt.]
[yells.]
[high-pitched scream.]
[high-pitched chortle.]
[groans.]
Ow.
[grunts.]
[male voice.]
Puss! Be careful.
The spell will wear off quickly.
[high-pitched.]
What? I said, "Be careful.
The spell will wear off quickly.
" [high-pitched.]
I did not hear you, but do not worry.
This cannot possibly go wrong.
[rumbling.]
[screaming.]
Ow! [groans.]
[high-pitched.]
All right, El Moco.
Let us end this.
[exclaims.]
Gasp! [grunting, groaning.]
[panting.]
[high-pitched.]
My sword! [grunting.]
[groans.]
[yowls, grunts.]
[gasps.]
[grunting.]
[groans.]
[laughs.]
[grunts, screams.]
[shouts, whimpering.]
[clangs.]
Hmm? [high-pitched.]
Ha! Success.
The spell.
It is wearing off.
Why did no one warn me? [clanging.]
Why won't you work? Uli! Are you okay? [clanging.]
[El Moco growling.]
[grunting, groaning.]
[screaming.]
El Moco's gone loco.
[screaming.]
[clamoring.]
[grunting.]
[yells.]
[groaning.]
[chuckles, screams.]
Now that is how you defeat a villain.
[chuckles.]
[Uli.]
Puss! [grunts.]
Herr Boots, you are alive.
[pants.]
Thanks to you, my friend.
Puss, the sun! We must make haste, Herr Boots.
[all cheering.]
Okay, everyone, we are short on time.
I have learned that the Obelisk of Night is hidden somewhere right here, in San Lorenzo.
Search the town! Did you guys check the treasure house? I only mention it because I can detect and differentiate between all the different kinds of magical energy and stuff.
[clanging.]
[Puss.]
Why did you not mention this before? Ooh, didn't I? You did not.
Ooh, I'm getting a very strong signal right over here.
[Puss sighs.]
A dead end? Oh, very helpful, Duchess! Why, look! We have found the obelisk! Yes, here it is, the answer to all of our problems! What a helpful and useful human person you are for helping us find the obelisk! Whee! - We did it! Now let us have a parade! - Ooh! [gasps.]
[rumbling.]
[gasps.]
Oh! [gasps.]
Um, Puss? [gasps.]
I have found it! The obelisk's secret location.
Yes! Well, yes, only I found it while you were mocking the Duchess.
[chuckles.]
You crack me up! Who remembers these things? [grunts.]
[grunts.]
[groans.]
Duchess, are you coming? [Duchess.]
Goodness, no.
That looks crazy dangerous.
Fine, whatever.
Everyone, stay behind me.
[thrilling instrumental music playing.]
I wonder how long this place has been here.
[sniffing.]
It smells old.
[sniffs.]
Very old.
[sniffing.]
No, that's just me.
[muttering.]
Ooh! Ohh-hoo-hoo! Look at that! Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm.
[mumbles.]
I see.
Yep! This is definitely made of stone.
Also, oh, look! These runes say that to use this you must be the One from the Great Prophecy, who has the purest heart in the world.
That is me.
After all, I once nursed a baby dragon back to health.
And did all that other stuff too.
The One must don the Crown of Souls.
Which is this.
And put their hand here in this indentation.
And then what? It doesn't say.
And then we save the day.
Now if you will excuse me.
Um, uh Obelisk of Night! It is I, the One from the Great Prophecy! I come bearing the Crown of Souls! Now [groans.]
[clanging.]
[groaning, grunting.]
I command you! Destroy the Bloodwolf! Ha! [gasps.]
[chuckles.]
Destroy the Bloodwolf.
Destroy the Bloodwolf.
Destroy it.
Come on.
Obelisk.
Activate! Work.
Come on.
Turn on! Destroy it! Come on.
[grunting.]
[gasps.]
Puss, look! The fingers.
Huh? Ugh! Ew! What kind of monster has four fingers? No matter.
I will just cut off one of my fingers.
Even with nine fingers, I will still be amazing.
Puss! What! [gasping.]
Gasp! She's only got four fingers.
Oh, I know, it's weird.
I used to wear gloves.
But that can only mean Dulcinea is the One.
Me? Oh, no.
[stutters.]
I can't be! Of course you are.
"The purest of heart.
" Who could that be but you? All this time, I thought I was the great hero.
And it was you.
You are a great hero.
Well, yes, this is true.
And coming from the One, it must be extra true! [sighs.]
I am proud of you, Dulcinea.
Thank you.
There's so much I want to say, so much I don't understand, but, right now, there's no time.
Wish me luck.
But, wait.
It could be dangerous.
It's our only hope, Puss.
If I am the One, then I was put here to do this very thing.
It's my destiny.
For San Lorenzo.
For San Lorenzo.
Dulcinea, I have something that belongs to you.
[sharp inhale.]
I can do this.
I can do this.
I can do this.
[thuds.]
[both grunting.]
[rumbling.]
[booming.]
[groaning, screaming.]
- Dulcinea! - Puss! [grunts.]
[panting.]
No, no, no, no! [shouts.]
Dulcinea! Where are you? Oh, I never should have let her take the risk! This is my fault! [sighs.]
It was her destiny, Puss.
Get back up here quickly! [gasps.]
There's something big happening up above! We gotta go! [people screaming.]
Oh! That does not look good.
- Eh, I'm sure it's nothing.
- What the [laughing maniacally.]
Uli? What is he doing up there? Uli, what is happening? It is the final piece of my plan.
- Your plan? - Yes.
To resurrect das Blutwolf.
- Uli, what are you saying? - Surprised, Herr Boots? I needed you to find the Crown of Souls unt the Obelisk of Night, not to defeat das Blutwolf but to allow his return from the Netherworld! But why would you do this? We are your friends.
Nein.
I have no friends.
I live only for das Blutwolf.
So everything we did to defend San Lorenzo Has only brought about its destruction.
But Dulcinea, she perished down there.
Because she believed.
So be it.
I do not care.
Why would I care? [grunts.]
[growls.]
[distant howling.]
Huh? [all screaming.]
[growling.]
Dogs! [grunts, yells.]
Gotcha! Thank you, Duchess.
Now, assemble the Senior Puss Squad! [screaming.]
[grunts.]
[barking.]
[yelling, whimpering.]
[yelling, groaning.]
[screaming.]
Oh! [snarling.]
[grunting.]
[screaming, groaning.]
[growls.]
[barking.]
[laughing maniacally.]
[snarling.]
[screaming.]
Hey, Puss.
Yay! For Dulcinea.
[screaming.]
[faint wolf howl.]