Drop Dead Diva s04e13 Episode Script

See that aspiring model there? That's me Deb until the day I died.
I thought I'd go straight to heaven, but there was a bit of a mix-up and I woke up in someone else's body.
So now I'm Jane, a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
I got a new life, a new wardrobe, and the only people who really know what's going on with me are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Luke.
I used to think everything happened for a reason Whoo! and, well, I sure hope I was right.
Drop Dead Diva 4x13 - Jane's Getting Married Original air date September 9, 2012 It's an Alfred Angelo original with a crystal-beaded bodice and sweetheart neckline.
And an organza train.
It's perfect.
In three days, I'm gonna be married.
- Honey? - Oh, God! Hide the dress! Hide the dress! - Where do you want - I don't know! - Blanket! - Oh, God! Okay! Room! Your room! Your room! Hold on! Hold on! - Honey.
- Yeah.
Hi.
- Whoa.
What's going on? - I told you it's bad luck for the groom to see the dress before the wedding.
And according to "US Weekly," that's what doomed Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.
I'm pretty sure it was his infidelity.
Right, but if he hadn't seen the dress, maybe he wouldn't have cheated.
- See? - Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Look, I know you and Stacy - have everything "wedding" under control.
- Yes.
But is there anything I can do to help? Actually, I thought it would be romantic if we wrote our wedding vows.
- I shall summon my inner bard forthwith.
- Ooh! I've got a client meeting, but I'll summon my bard tonight.
- All right.
- Okay.
- See ya.
- Bye.
Hey, sorry I'm late.
Jane, hey.
This is my good buddy Mark.
Mark! How have you been? I'm sorry.
Have we met? No.
Unh-unh.
No.
Grayson told me that you and your wife were really close with him and Deb.
- Really? I don't remember - Jane Bingum.
Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
Have a seat.
Um, it's about my wife, Hannah.
How can we help? Well, a couple of months ago, she was diagnosed with a brain tumor.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
A-and t-this may sound crazy, but, um, the tumor has made her smarter a lot smarter.
The neurologist says the symptoms are the result of increased pressure on the medial temporal lobe.
And the tumor can safely be removed, but Hannah refuses to have the surgery.
What? And if she doesn't change her mind, she will die in six months.
Oh, my God.
And I don't know what to do.
Well, Mark, as her husband, you can claim that Hannah is not competent to make her own medical decisions.
You you want me to go to court and say that my wife is crazy? No.
She's compromised, and it may be the only way to save her life.
Come in.
A little bird told me that you are representing grammy award-winning singer/songwriter Paige McBride.
Look, Kim, I can help.
I know everything about Paige.
Her birthstone garnet.
Her favorite food mac and cheese with crunchy onions.
Her cheating ex-boyfriend Chase Black, who was recently in a car accident after his brake lines were cut.
Just like Paige said she would do to him in her hit single "Who's broken now?" I'm aware.
I'm gonna slash your brakes with a kitchen knife and all I'm gonna do is scream Stacy, Paige is coming here for legal assistance, - not to be stalked by her number-one fan.
- Right.
Hi! Hi.
I'm Paige.
It's nice to meet you.
Stacy.
Oh! And Stacy's leaving right now.
I love your hair.
I love your jacket.
I love your shoes.
And she loves to say goodbye.
- Bye.
- Goodbye, Stacy.
Get out.
Kim, am I in trouble? I don't know.
You tell me.
The details of Chase's accident are eerily similar to the lyrics in your song.
I had nothing to do with it.
And that's what you tell the police.
Hey.
That's a cool bike.
Think you're a little big for it, though.
It's for my son.
I am so glad Kim finally told you.
I hate keeping secrets.
What? What? Uh, this is for my son Eric.
It's his birthday next week.
What what did you think Kim told me? Nothing.
Anyway, get back to work, all right? Looks good.
Detective, my client has explained her alibi.
She was in Miami.
Anything else? Can you think of anyone who might want to hurt your ex-boyfriend? Chase was a grade-jerk.
He pissed off a lot of people.
Excuse me.
Detective Brewer.
You're doing great.
Thanks.
Okay.
I'm with her now.
That was the A.
D.
A.
A woman named Joyce Keck has confessed to tampering with Chase's brakes.
Well, that's great news.
Not so fast.
Paige McBride, you're under arrest for solicitation to commit murder.
Wait.
What? Joyce says she was inspired to commit the crime after listening to "Who's broken now?" - Oh, my God.
- Oh, come on.
Ma'am, I need to take you in.
No! Kim, you can't Don't say a word, and don't worry, okay? I'll meet you at the station, and I'll arrange for bail.
Let's go.
You want the court to believe that I'm incompetent? Well, the probate code is clear.
Conservatorship is for adults who are unable to provide for their personal needs.
It does not apply to someone like me who's opting to forgo invasive surgery.
Hannah, if you do not get the tumor removed, you'll die.
Six months ago, I was a cocktail waitress at the Rusty Busty, flirting for tips.
Now I'm brilliant.
Do you have any idea what it's like to finally be respected for my brain? For the first time in my life, people listen to what I have to say.
I'm not giving that up.
You're not making any sense, Hannah.
I know it hurts, Mark, but you're part of my past now.
I'm leaving you, Mark.
I've already packed my bags.
Um, I'm so sorry.
Uh, that's my mother.
I will be right back.
- Janie! - Hi.
Is something wrong? Everything is marvelous.
My baby is getting married.
Oh.
I'm actually in the middle of a very important case right now.
Not a worry.
I'm just here to help.
You know, Janie, there's only one person more important than the bride.
- The mother of the bride? - If you say so.
Anyhoo, I have to see you in your dress.
As for your hair Okay, thank you.
But, um, I've got everything under control.
And, see, I have this bride guide.
Oh, bride guide, schmide guide.
Honey, I have been planning your wedding since you were in diapers.
Speaking of, when are you and Owen gonna get started? 'Cause - Tick tock.
- Think I'll just get married first, if that's okay.
- Luke! - Jane! Hi.
Luke, this is my mother.
Hello.
Um, mom, I have to finish prepping for court.
But I know that you both love Thai food, and Luke would love to take you to lunch at the new restaurant on the corner.
Ms.
Bingum, I would be delighted.
You know what they say the only woman more important than the bride is the bride's mother.
I like you already.
Well, great.
I'll catch up with you tonight.
You know, you look more like Jane's sister than her mother.
Everyone tells me that.
Do you see what she just did? Look at how she just treated my mother.
Foisting her off on that guardian angel.
She's my mother! Disgraceful.
Oh, it's just the tip of the iceberg with this one.
You know, she she took my body and my brain and my whole life.
And my Porsche, which, by the way, she's never taken in for a tune-up.
What can you do? They're down there, and we're up here.
Well, you know what? I've had enough.
And I don't know how, but I'm gonna get out of heaven.
And when I do, there will be hell to pay.
- Yay! You're home.
- Hi.
Check out the seating cards.
They're little seats.
Oh, my God! They're adorable.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Aww.
Oh, so, guess who just showed up at the office today - and wants to help with the last-minute details.
- Martha Stewart.
No.
My mother Jane's mother, Elaine.
Well, that's sweet.
No.
She doesn't call first.
She just interrupts me at my office, right in the middle of my meeting with Mark and Hannah Baker.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
Oh, those guys were so much fun.
I know.
Well, listen to this.
Hannah she's got a brain tumor, and apparently it's made her super smart.
But, if she doesn't have it removed, it'll kill her.
She doesn't want it removed? Nope.
And, given my circumstances, I understand why she would be proud of her new IQ.
But Mark you know, he wants the old Hannah back.
And since she refuses to get the surgery, he's fighting for her life.
Makes Mark kind of like Grayson.
What do you mean? Well, if there was an operation that could bring Deb back, I'm sure Grayson would want you to get it.
Your Honor, the D.
A.
is clearly over-reaching.
My client's lyrics are protected under the first amendment.
The law doesn't change - because you set your "solicitation" to a catchy tune.
- Come on.
You can't yell "fire" in a crowded theater.
And you can't encourage someone to commit murder by song.
My client doesn't even know the woman who confessed.
It doesn't matter.
A recent case out of Louisiana.
A rapper named Lil Boosie was charged with ordering a murder while in prison.
Lyrics from his songs were used at the trial to prove intent.
I'm sorry, Ms.
Kaswell.
I see enough to proceed.
Motion to dismiss denied.
Hey.
Hey.
So, I hear congratulations are in order.
Why? The judge refused to dismiss my case.
Paige McBride is now facing No, I wasn't talking about your case.
I'm talking about I was talking about you know Wait.
What? It's okay.
I know.
I'm not upset.
I'm actually, I in fact No, no.
I it's just I haven't, um, I haven't told anyone except except Luke.
Look, I would really appreciate it if you kept this to yourself.
Obviously, we didn't plan this, but, Kim, I want you to know that I'm gonna be there for you, okay? Every step of the way.
Parker it's not yours.
I discovered the neuronal tumor in Ms.
Baker's temporal lobe, the part of the brain that controls emotion.
The pressure is creating a sense of euphoria, which impairs reasoning.
And what is Hannah's current prognosis? Have surgery or die in approximately six months.
Thank you.
The temporal lobe also controls learning and memory.
Right? Yes.
In fact, neuronal connections, formed by tumors like mine, function at a rate much faster than normal brain connections, which explains why I'm smarter than before.
That's true.
At this time, I'd like to dismiss the witness and call Dr.
Bradley Alton, a neuroscientist with the Nolan Institute of Brain Research.
Objection.
We haven't finished presenting our case.
California rules of civil procedure grant you discretion in conducting this hearing.
Since I am literally fighting for the right to decide how I live and die, I'd ask for a little leeway.
I agree.
Come on up, Dr.
Alton.
- At the institute, do you study my type of tumor? - Yes.
In fact, we just received a grant to study rapid growth in neuronal tumors and its effect on intelligence.
And what do you think of Dr.
Doom's six-month deadline? Unfounded.
Neuronal tumors grow at different speeds.
It could take six months.
It could take many years.
Regardless, it is your right to decide if or when you want the tumor removed.
Thank you.
Ms.
Keck, you pled guilty to the attempted murder of Chase Black? Got 15 years.
Are you receiving any special treatment from my office in exchange for your testimony? Hell no! And I certainly don't want to be here bad-mouthing Paige.
I love you.
Please walk us through the time line of the night you sabotaged Mr.
Black's car.
Got done with work around 8:00 in Hollywood.
Got to Chase's around 8:30.
Cut the brakes and took off.
Why would you attempt to kill a man you've never met? He cheated on Paige.
And I'm only sorry that you're in trouble for something I did.
Your witness.
Have you ever met Paige McBride? Not unless you count going to 78 of her concerts.
Thank you.
What inspired you to try to kill Chase Black? Paige's song "Who's broken now?" Thank you.
Whew! Thank God you're home.
We have work to do.
No, no, no! Not the seating chart! I'd finally gotten this perfect.
No, you had cousins Paula and Nancy sitting together.
Do you want the police called to your wedding? Now, come on, I brought the box.
The box? The box you've been waiting for since you were six years old.
Open it.
Okay.
A tiara? Yes.
The tiara your grandma and I both wore at our weddings.
It's lovely.
I just think it's too deco for my dress.
See, I wouldn't know that, because I haven't seen your dress.
Are you trying to make me feel guilty? Jane, what is wrong? We have been planning your wedding since you were a little girl, and now it's like you want nothing to do with me.
I appreciate that you came to town early but But what? Oh, wow.
You don't need me.
No, that's not what I said.
Well, where are you going? Getting out of your way.
Next.
Hello.
I am Jane Bingum.
I would like to go back to earth.
Yeah, heaven, uh, doesn't really work like that.
It's pretty much a one-way trip.
No, you don't understand.
There's a rather ditzy blonde down there in my body, pretending to be me, and I've been watching her destroy my life.
I've got to do something.
I can't help you.
Now, if you don't mind That is unacceptable.
As a member of the California State Bar, I am hereby informing you that you're in violation of Civil Code section 17.
23 failure to adequately post the terms of your return policy.
Maybe you haven't noticed, but we answer to a higher authority than California.
Look Next! You need to talk to Fred.
Excuse me? Fred.
Fred her first guardian angel.
He's the only one who will help you out.
Thank you, sir.
"Owen, I promise to cherish your love.
" Too Madonna.
"Owen, love you like a love song.
" Aah, no.
That's just Selena Gomez.
"Owen" Owen! What? Oh, I'm sorry.
You scared me.
I got your text.
What's wrong? Oh, yeah.
I just had a huge fight with my mother.
It's not funny.
No, I'm sorry.
Look, Jane, sweetheart all brides fight with their moms.
You should have seen my mom and sister go at it.
My sister threw a fit.
My mom threw a lamp.
It was epic.
You know what? Hey, how about if I cheer you up with a little preview of my vows? You finished your vows already? Eh, it's like a rough draft.
All right.
You ready? Yeah.
Okay.
Jane, I offer you everything for without you, I'm nothing.
I promise to look after you and up to you.
To hold you tight, but not hold you back.
To stay by your side as you stay by mine for all eternity.
Come on, let's see what you got.
- No! - What do you mean, no? No.
I want you to hear them for the first time at the wedding.
I will wait happily with great anticipation.
We met at one of the clubs I manage.
Paige and I dated for around six months.
Currently, I run Quake, Spacehaus, and The Rabbit Hole.
That's my club at Sunset and Argyle.
Saturday nights are the shizz.
- Ladies drink free till 10:00 P.
M.
- Objection.
The witness is using your courtroom to promote his nightclubs.
Keep it moving, Mr.
Rhodes.
What happened August 2nd? I left my house around 9:00 P.
M.
and headed to Quake.
I'm driving down Topanga Canyon, and I go to slow down, but my brakes aren't working.
You know, I thought for sure my number's up.
The guardrail saved my life.
Why did your brakes fail? The mechanic said they were cut.
Like in the song "Who's broken now?" Yeah.
You know, honestly, I'm not surprised.
You know, people yell at me on the streets, throw drinks at me in the clubs.
Everyone believes I cheated on Paige 'cause of that damn song.
You did cheat on me, Chase! Why else would I Ms.
McBride! Mark, how long have you known your wife? Sixteen years.
Just celebrated our 10th anniversary.
Do you agree with Hannah's decision to refuse surgery? No.
Absolutely not.
And that's not Hannah, risking her life like that that's the tumor talking.
Your Honor, you have to save her.
I'm begging you.
What was a normal weeknight like for us before the tumor? We would we'd get maybe a beer with friends or go see a movie or bowling.
And after my tumor? You spend a lot of time at the library now, or at symposiums.
"Symposia.
" People change.
They grow.
They make decisions for themselves, whether their husband approves or not.
I love you, Hannah.
I know you do.
But it's not relevant.
And I've moved on.
Hey.
- Can we talk? - Have I ever said no to that question? I think that we should ask Mark to reconsider the petition.
No.
No way.
All due respect, Jane, you didn't know them before.
They were so happy together.
I understand that, but you heard Hannah.
Mark is her past.
And she understands her options, but she's made her choice.
But Mark is trying to save the woman he loves.
Who can argue with that? I understand how you feel.
You understand how I feel? Yes, because if Hannah were Deb, you would be fighting for her.
You would fight to get your old life back.
You're treading on thin ice.
Admit it, Grayson.
You've never gotten over Deb never.
I mean, you keep her photo right there, and you see her face every single day of your life.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But Deb is gone, and you must move on.
Get out.
What? I want you out of this office and off the case.
Mark needs lawyers who believe in him.
I'm sorry.
I was overstepping.
And for your information I will always love Deb, but I've moved on a long time ago.
Excuse me, Jane.
Hi, um, have you seen Grayson around? Oh, yeah.
He should be back any minute.
He he said that you were stepping off the case.
Wedding plans? Yeah.
Um, I'm I'm really sorry.
I'm actually trying to write my wedding vows.
Yeah.
Hannah and I, we we wrote ours.
Oh, they were beautiful.
I mean, Grayson told me they were beautiful.
Hannah was wrong.
She thinks that I'm fighting for me.
I'm I'm fighting for her.
Just like I promised I would do in my wedding vows.
Even if she's moved on, I still want her to live.
Mark, do you still have your wedding video? Yeah.
Why? I Hey.
What's going on? Jane, I thought you were off the case.
Uh, yes, I was.
But there is something I want to run by you.
Mark, when you smile, I smile.
When you hurt, I hurt.
I promise my heart belongs to you completely.
And with that, I say, "I do.
" Did you mean those words when you said them to Mark? I did.
How does watching this video make you feel today? Actually, I'd like to object to that question.
Relevance.
Sustained.
I don't see where you're going.
Your Honor Mark is trying to save the woman he loves.
Who can argue with that? Therefore, the petitioner would like to amend the cause of action to breach of contract.
Our wedding vows? Oral contracts are considered valid.
And, as we just saw in the video, Ms.
Baker made promises to my client which the court should enforce.
- Ms.
Bingum, I like your argument.
- Well, thank you.
And I look forward to reading about it when you write your law journal article.
But it won't fly in my courtroom.
Your Honor I can find no grounds to appoint a conservator to manage Ms.
Baker's decisions.
Case dismissed.
What the hell is wrong with you? Ugh, not now.
I've had a really tough day, Luke.
Your mother, Elaine she isn't coming to the wedding.
We had a little fight, like all mothers and daughters.
You shut her out.
You made her feel like you don't want her around.
Let me tell you something.
When I was a little girl, I planned my wedding day with my real mom.
My "something borrowed" was gonna be her charm bracelet.
She was gonna sing "Endless love" as I walked down the aisle, - and she was gonna choreograph my first dance.
- Now I get it.
Since you can't have your perfect wedding with Deb's mom, now Jane's mom can't have her perfect wedding with you.
- That's not what I said.
- What I heard.
- Are you done? - Actually, I'm not.
- Oh, Lord.
- Why haven't you written your vows yet? None of your business.
So, you won't accept Elaine as mother of the bride, and now you won't write your vows.
What's next? Are you gonna tell me you're still pining for Grayson? Because he was quite clear he's moved on from Deb.
How do you know about that? Thin walls.
If you ask me, Grayson isn't the one who's stuck in the past.
You are.
Paige, I have bad news.
Process server just delivered this.
Chase is suing you for slander.
He says that the song destroyed his reputation and that the attempt on his life proves damages.
I didn't think it could get any worse.
Excuse me.
Stacy, if you don't get out of my office, I'm calling security.
Joyce said she drove from Hollywood to Chase's house in Malibu in half an hour in Friday-night traffic, which is virtually impossible.
- Yes, but - I'm not done.
So, I checked out Joyce's Twitter feed.
The woman is obsessed with Paige.
At the time she was supposedly slashing Chase's brake lines, she was tweeting a picture of herself cleaning Paige's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Why would Joyce confess to something she didn't do? My guess? She thinks that you cut the brake lines, and she decided to take the rap for you.
Okay.
Even if it wasn't Joyce, I still inspired someone to cut the brakes.
Actually, I'm not sure you did.
I got your text.
Hi.
Say what you need to say, and I will leave you in peace.
Mom please please come to my wedding.
I do need you there.
You could've fooled me.
You know, I know that we used to plan my my wedding day together, and all I can say is as the day gets closer, I just I feel really out-of-sorts like a completely different person.
Does that make sense? Right before I married your father - I went to a key party.
- Oh, dear.
It was so not me.
But I learned a few moves.
No.
TMI.
My point is I am sorry.
You know, I could really use some help from the mother of the bride.
Whatever you need, Janie.
I was hoping, if it wouldn't hurt dad's feelings too much, if if maybe you would walk me down the aisle.
Yes.
Hey.
You got a minute? Sure.
Yeah.
Come in.
- I've been doing a little research.
- Yeah? I found this recent study on the neuronal tumor the same type as Hannah.
Now, it claims the tumor must be excised in its early stages, or connectivity with the healthy tissue makes removal impossible, and therefore fatal, within a year.
Yeah, but, Grayson, it's over.
Well, yeah, in court.
But Dr.
Alton was trained by the man who conducted this study.
Now, if we show him the report, maybe he can help Hannah change her mind before it's too late.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's go talk to him.
I'm afraid you're wasting your time.
Now, without surgery, even your own mentor says that the tumor will kill her.
We don't have much time.
I'm aware of the study.
I've discussed the risks with Hannah.
She knows what she's doing.
Excuse me, Dr.
Alton.
Yes, Christy? Dr.
Stabler is in the conference room.
I'm sorry.
I'll be right back.
Sure.
Well, this could be going better.
Is that Hannah's file? No, no.
It's the grant proposal that Dr.
Alton mentioned in court.
Oh, my God.
Grayson, look at this.
Oh, God.
I know.
Wait.
Wait.
What are you doing? Well, we'll need evidence, right? Okay.
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
Your Honor, we have proof Joyce Keck didn't cut Mr.
Black's brakes.
Who cares who did it? Paige still ordered the hit.
Mr.
Black has filed a suit against my client for slander.
He has financial motive to prove her song damaged him.
Lady, it did damage me.
I was lucky to have survived the crash.
Crime lab photo of your brakes? They weren't cut with a knife.
They were punctured with an ice pick.
Ice pick.
Knife.
Same difference.
A fan would get the lyrics right.
She's got a point.
Thank you.
Last night, per our request, the L.
A.
P.
D.
searched Mr.
Black's house.
Detective? We found an ice pick in the kitchen.
The striations on the brake line's puncture are consistent with the tool.
Mr.
Black damaged his own brakes and then planned the accident in an attempt to bilk his ex-girlfriend out of a million dollars.
- That's insane.
- Is it? Chase Black, you're under arrest for obstruction of justice, extortion, and filing a false police report.
Paige, this is crazy.
Come on, I still care about you.
Don't let them do this to me.
Oh, I care about you, too, Chase.
I care that you spend as long as possible in jail, you creep.
Let's go.
Oh, my God.
Is it over? It's over.
Thank you so much.
Well, I hate to admit it, but the person you should be thanking is Is me.
- I've been waiting for my hug.
- Oh! Okay.
Thank you.
Say "cheese.
" One, two, three.
Grayson, what's this about? We have a photocopy of Dr.
Alton's grant proposal to study rapid neuronal growth and its effect on intelligence.
Hannah, in order to secure funding, Dr.
Alton needs to study the circuitry of a mature neuronal tumor.
Oh, my God.
He scheduled my autopsy in six months.
He lied about your prognosis in order to get his grant.
He was using me for my brain? Hannah.
Mark, I want the surgery.
I want to get rid of this tumor as soon as possible.
Can you forgive me for being so dumb? Yeah, of course I do.
Beautiful night.
Yeah.
It is.
Oh, I made peace with my "mother," so you should be happy.
Hey, I'm happy if you're happy.
Yeah, right.
What? I mean it.
You're happy if I follow your master plan for my life.
Well, Jane's life.
If there was a surgery that could turn you back into Deb I mean, before you had Jane's body and I.
Q would you want the operation? Would I swap this life for my old life? Yeah.
You're asking me that question on the night before my wedding? I can't think of a better time.
Oh, it's late, and I got to get some sleep.
Tomorrow is a big day.
You're a good person, Deb.
Did you just call me by your name? Yeah.
Look, we both know you're Jane now.
But it was Deb's soul that evolved into the person you are today.
She is pretty awesome.
Owen's a very lucky man.
Thank you.
See you tomorrow, Luke.
Excuse me, Fred? Oh, my God.
Hi.
I've I've been looking for you.
Jane, what are you doing here? Are you dead? It doesn't say anything in the database.
Uh, yes, I was shot in my office.
Oh! You're old Jane.
I mean, dead Jane.
I mean I prefer Jane just Jane.
So, what are you doing here? I figured you would've moved on to Well, it turns out that when somebody else's soul gets put in your body, you get the option to stay up here and watch what happens.
Kinda like a reality show where you're the star.
I've been watching more of a train wreck or a Tsunami.
Ohh! What? No, no, no, no, no! Oh, my God.
Um, help! Please, someone! I'm the bride! Where's Jane? She probably wants to make a grand entrance.
Come on! I can't believe I let Stacy talk me into a train! Do something or I will.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to begin with a few words from Jane's boss Jay Parker.
Yay! Anyone? I hear you are the one who sent Deb back into my body.
That's not technically correct.
She did it herself.
I mean, I tried to stop her, but she was too quick.
She was like a gazelle or a hummingbird.
- How did she do it? - She just pushed the oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I don't like where this is going.
That can never happen again.
What did she push, Fred? - Was it one of these buttons right here? - What? No! You know, I've always been able to tell when people are lying.
That's what made me such a great lawyer.
- Was it the enter button? - No.
Stop it! - The space bar? - Do I need to call security? Oh, it's the return button.
You need to leave here.
No one's ever touching that button again.
Especially when your boss is watching.
What? My boss? Where? No! No! And I just wanted to say to Owen and Jane, who will be here any minute, nothing compares to falling in love.
Marriage, then starting a family nothing compares to this in the world.
And while I don't want Jane to reduce her billable hours I can honestly say that I'm I'm jealous.
Anyway, I wish you all the success and happiness in the world.
Thank you.
This is crazy.
That was beautiful.
Thank you.
Parker, I'm pregnant.
Yeah.
I know.
You're the father.
Jane! Grayson.
Didn't anybody notice that the bride was missing? Well, they thought you needed a minute.
I'm stuck.
I see that.
Okay.
Thank you.
Oh, my gosh.
Be careful.
Yeah, it's stuck on a nail.
That's about right.
Are you ready to recite your vows? Heard you've written your own.
Yeah, between you and me, I'm gonna have to wing that.
What? That's not like you.
- You're always prepared.
- Yeah.
Heck, over-prepared.
Well, if that were true, I probably would've gotten a dress with a shorter train.
Hey, Grayson, can I ask you something? Yeah.
Sure.
Anything.
Before, you said that you had moved on from Deb.
That's right.
I finally did.
How? I mean, how did you get over a a loss like that? Honestly, I found someone else.
Really? Oh.
Who? I don't really think I should answer that.
I can, you know, keep a secret.
It's not really the time or place.
No.
Uh, please, tell me.
Jane, really.
Come on.
It's just you and me.
Okay.
Fine.
I was able to move on from Deb because because I found you.
For the longest time, it's been you.
What? You're the only one who can make me feel the way Deb did.
I'm sorry.
I know that is so over the line.
I No, no.
I want you to be happy.
I really do.
Oh.
Jane.
Owen.
Owen.
Owen! Owen! Owen.
Oh, my God.
He's not breathing.
I'll call an ambulance.
Grayson, what did we do? Please, Owen.
Oh, God, please.
Where am I?