Austin and Ally s04e14 Episode Script

Guys, you know what we should do tonight? See the new Zaliens movie! Oh, yeah! Zaliens 24: Zaliens vs.
Cyborgs.
They said, "We'll be back," And they are! Alien brain suck! I hear the first four hours of the movie are really good.
But then it gets kinda slow.
But then the last two hours are epic! You know what else we could do tonight? Not waste nine hours of our lives on that movie.
Good morning, everybody! Isn't it a beautiful day? Hey, Dez! Good to see you, buddy! Uh, dad, are you feeling okay? Yeah? - You're hugging Dez.
- I'm just happy.
You don't seem like yourself.
Maybe he's not himself.
Maybe Zaliens replaced Lester with a cyborg, like in the movie.
Let's squirt water on him and see if he short-circuits.
Oh, Dez.
Your shenanigans always make me chuckle.
They do? Well, I just came by to see where you hung all the paintings I made for you, you know, of the giraffes doing people stuff.
Oh! Uh We're still looking for the perfect place to put them.
Right now, we're keeping them in that trash Painting storage container bucket.
Wait, that trash can's a painting storage container bucket? Ugh.
I just threw a banana peel in there.
Anyhoo, I'm off to paint some more giraffes.
I've had this amazing surge of creativity lately.
Oh! You guys ordered a pizza.
Let me get that for you.
Extra 15 cents for you.
Did he just pay for our pizza? He is not well.
Wait a minute.
Look at my dad's paintings.
Giraffes sharing a milkshake.
Giraffes cuddling in a gondola.
Giraffes doing the tango! That actually looks like the mambo.
Are you sure? I think it's a salsa.
Guys, obviously, my dad is in love.
That's why he's painting all this romantic stuff.
He must be secretly dating.
- Oh! - Wow! Your dad is secretly dating A giraffe? I can't believe my dad is dating again.
I should've put that together when he bought cologne instead of rubbing a magazine ad all over himself like he normally does.
Hey, a free sample is a free sample.
I really want my dad to be happy, but I guess I always held on to the hope that my parents might get back together.
I know exactly how you feel.
I've always held on to the hope that Zinga Juice would bring back the pumpkin smoothie.
But I have to come to terms with the fact that it was for a limited time only.
And that's a reality I have to live with every day.
Okay, guys, now that you've practiced your song with me, Dez is gonna teach you how to make a music video.
That weirdo? Hey, the circus called.
They want their pants back.
Mikey, that's not very nice.
That's okay, Herman.
I actually did get these pants from a clown.
Who's that kid? That's Mikey.
He just signed up.
He's a nightmare.
I told you! I'm not going to listen to you until you give me candy! Please tell me he's just doing this one workshop and we only have to deal with him for a week.
Sorry.
Mikey signed up for three months, and I got all the money up front, and I already bought this new jacket with it.
- Okay, it's really cute.
- Yeah.
I want candy! I want candy! Does anybody have some candy? Anybody? I had some, but Mikey took it from me.
Oh! Look what I found in my clown pants.
Cotton candy.
Here you go, you little monster.
Look! I calmed him down.
Piece of cake.
Now I want cake! Oh! I have a cream puff.
I told you, I want cake! The first thing we have to do is decide on a concept for our music video.
Remember, there are no bad ideas.
Here's a concept! You're a fart bucket! Okay.
Uh, like I said, there are no bad ideas But I am not writing that one down.
Whatever.
You're still a fart bucket.
All right, well, why don't we see what else you guys came up with.
Oh.
Ooh! "Dancing barefoot in the sand.
" I like it.
"Winter wonderland"? Brrr.
Read it! "You're a fart bucket.
" What does a fart bucket even look like? You! All right, I walked right into that one.
Okay, let's work on our dance to the video.
Would anyone like to demonstrate a step-kick? Me, me, me! I'm great at step-kicking! Boom.
Nice job, Herman.
You get a lollipop.
Whoo-hoo! I always give out lollipops when people follow directions.
Mikey, would you like to try the step-kick? Okay.
- Step.
- Ow.
Kick.
Thank you! Technically, he did follow directions.
Blech! I hate lollipops! I don't get it.
Positive reinforcement usually works.
Well, I tried to be nurturing with Mikey, but it was no use.
How do you nurture a human nightmare? You two know nothing about children.
Where is the little brat? He's up in the practice room, most likely breaking something Or someone.
When it comes to bad behavior, you just have to lay down the law.
I'm going to go and let Mikey know who's boss.
Yeah, he's a monster.
You guys are amateurs.
I'll take over the music video.
I'm great with kids.
The key is to think like a 10-year-old.
Wow.
It looks like Mikey's actually listening to Dez.
Dez, how did you get him to behave? It's simple.
You just got to find out what a kid's passion is.
Mikey likes to edit, Herman likes to say he's great at stuff, and Stewie just likes to lick things.
Anyway, it turns out Mikey's a natural at editing.
He's doing the final cut of the music video.
Okay, Dez, I'm finished.
Great! This is gotta see.
Wow.
This looks amazing.
What a bunch of fart buckets! I'm usually great at not getting upset, but now I'm having a really hard time! Okay, okay, let's take a break.
Let's take a break.
This is terrible.
We've got to kick Mikey out.
Sorry.
It's not funny at all.
We've got to kick Mikey out.
Mikey's mom is on her way to pick him up.
As soon as she gets here, you tell her that we're kicking Mikey out.
Why do I have to tell her? Because everyone knows you're the mean one.
What? See? Now you're yelling for no reason.
Hey, honey, can I talk to you for a sec? I'll be downstairs.
Got to warn you, Mr.
Dawson.
She's in one of her moods.
Ally, um This is hard for me to tell you.
Dad, I know you're dating someone.
That wasn't hard at all.
How did you know? Your last batch of giraffe paintings.
They're all so romantic.
What can I say? I'm a romantic guy.
Anyway, I know it must be weird for you to think of me dating someone.
Yeah, it it was, at first, but I really want you to be happy.
I really am, I mean, Joanna's an amazing person, and I promise I'll introduce her to you really soon.
Okay.
Just promise you won't keep any more secrets from me.
I don't want to suddenly discover a painting of two giraffes in a tuxedo and veil.
- Boom.
- Boom.
Ally, his mom is here.
Okay.
I guess we have to do this.
Great.
Use that anger.
Hi, Mrs.
Thompson.
Ally has something she wants to tell you.
I just want to let you know, Mikey is having a great time here.
He says you guys really inspire him.
Aw.
Well, thanks.
But I actually, um Wanted to let you know that Mikey is Honey? Yes? Huh? I I guess we're doing this now.
Uh, Ally, this is joanna.
Ally is your daughter? This is joanna? Yeah.
What a coincidence! My little Mikey is taking classes here.
I can't believe I didn't put together that this Ally was your Ally.
So, what was it you wanted to tell me? Uh, I was Just gonna say that Mikey is Really talented, and we are thrilled to have him here at the music factory.
Yeah.
It's not like he's obnoxious or has any sort of behavioral problems whatsoever.
So your dad is dating Mikey's mom? Wow.
That must have made it super awkward when you kicked him out.
I didn't kick him out.
I can't have the first thing I say to my dad's new girlfriend be "your kid is a nightmare.
" Can it be the second thing you say to her? Ally, I know it's weird, but you have to talk to your dad.
Look what Mikey did to my guitar.
"Good job being a ding-dong.
" Ohh! I was a total ding-dong yesterday, and I didn't get anything.
Guys, my dad is so happy.
I don't want to do anything to ruin that.
Okay, Ally, let's say we don't say anything, your dad keeps dating Mikey's mom, things go really well, and Lester proposes.
Then she becomes your stepmom, and then Mikey will become The wedding videographer.
No, he'd be my stepbrother.
He could be both.
I can't live with that kid for the rest of my life.
Dinners, holidays, family vacations.
Oh, who am I kidding? My dad would never pay for a vacation for a family of four.
What if you guys have to share a room? What if you have to share the family toothbrush? Your family shares a toothbrush? Yours doesn't? This can't happen.
I have to go talk to my dad and tell him the truth about Mikey.
So, if Mikey's mom and Ally's dad get married, what does that make me? Still a ding-dong.
Cool.
Just checking.
Hey, honey.
I got us lunch from this new place, stuff 'n a cone.
Would you like a hot dog in a cone or pizza in a cone? So it's just stuff in a cone? Yeah.
That's why they call it stuff 'n a cone.
You know, I'm actually not that hungry.
Listen, dad, uh, I wanted to talk to you about Mikey.
Oh, I am so relieved you said he was such a great kid.
Can you imagine how awkward it would be for me and joanna if you and Mikey didn't get along? Yeah.
That would be really awkward.
Exactly how awkward would it be? Really awkward.
'Cause I really like her.
Hey, who knows? One day we could all be one big happy family.
Ally, you're crying.
Oh, I am just so happy for you! Thanks, sweetie.
Oh! I told joanna you'd babysit Mikey while we went out for her birthday tonight.
I can't take any more happy news.
Thank you so much for helping me out with Mikey, guys.
I really want to make things work with this kid.
- No problem.
- Any time.
You're still paying us 50 bucks, right? Hey, Mikey.
Our parents seem to really like each other, so I think it would be great if you and I could get along.
Whatever.
Now entertain me.
She could sing you a song.
Not a fan.
Why don't we all play a game? Ooh, let's play cops and robbers, and I only say that because kids like that game, not because I already bought the hats and badges.
Okay.
I'll be the sheriff.
Ohh! I wanted to be the sheriff.
Oh! Yay! We are gonna have so much fun! Yay! This is so much fun! You're not gonna untie me, are you? Oh, Ally.
I didn't even double-knot those.
You really need to work on your upper-body strength.
Hey, I can do three push-ups.
I mean, not in a row, but throughout the course of the day.
Well, while you're tied up, I'm going to go mess up our parents' date so bad that my mom breaks up with your dad.
Look, Mikey, I understand what you're going through.
Clearly you're just upset that your mom's dating someone new.
I don't care that my mom's dating.
I just care that she's dating a doof like your dad.
See ya! You won't get far.
My friends are gonna untie me and we'll stop you.
You mean those friends? The friends that I just locked up in the soundproof booth? Good luck getting out without a door handle! We should have let Dez be the sheriff.
Hey, Ally! Have you seen my baseball mit? Herman.
Thank goodness you're here.
Oh! I'm great at letting people out of sound booths! No! He just tricked us, so he could lock us into the sound booth.
I can't believe he tied me up.
But this place is so I know, right? Okay, I see your dad and joanna, but where's Mikey? You doofs just got here just in time to see Ally's dad stink this place up.
What did you do? And in five seconds, it'll go off, making your dad a real live fart bucket.
Oh! Aw.
Well, that's wasn't all I had planned.
The cake is gonna blow up and ruin their date.
Ally? What are you doing here? Saving you.
I lied.
Ally, why did you ruin my birthday cake? but Ally was determined to break you guys up.
Mikey is the one who came down here to break you guys up.
He tied me to a chair, locked my friends in the sound booth, What? Obviously she's making all that up.
Oh, man, I don't know who to believe.
Dez, you were there! I'm sorry, but I don't think I can be in a relationship with someone who's daughter is such a bratty troublemaker.
Well, I could never date anyone who could say those sorts of things about my daughter.
Come on, Mikey.
We're going.
Fyi: Mikey's no longer welcome at the music factory! And there are no refunds! I'm keeping this jacket! Oh my gosh, dad.
I feel terrible.
You must be heartbroken.
It's not that.
Joanna was gonna pick up the tab for dinner, but she left without paying.
She was gonna pay for her own birthday dinner? That's what made her so special.
Sorry we locked you in the sound booth, Herman.
Lunch is on us.
Everything looks so good.
I don't know what I'm gonna eat first.
I'm gonna go with the burrito in a cone.
I'm gonna go with the side of ribs in a cone.
Oh! Dibs on the hot dog on a stick in a cone.
I think I'll try the meatball sub in a cone And the lemonade in a cone.
I still don't get this place.
Oh, it's very simple, Ally.
It's stuff in a cone.
Yeah, I get that.
It's just that the cone part seems so unnecessary.
Come on, try something.
Fine.
I'll have ice cream in a cone.
Ooh.
That only comes in a cup.