Las Vegas s04e14 Episode Script
The Burning Bedouin
Hey, good morning, Las Vegas.
It is 6:00 a.
m.
on the money and we are letting it ride.
Rise and shine.
It's one heck of a beautiful day out there.
Hey, it sure is, Missy.
Not a cloud in the sky.
It's a great day to go out if you can get outdoors.
You bet it is.
I guess it's too late to call in sick, huh? I should have done that before the "on-air" light came on.
But seriously, it's time to wake up, Sin City, for that cup of joe and get on the go! You are with the Brad and Missy Morning Show.
And they're out of the gates, charging ahead.
It's Salem's Lot here, followed by Jimmy Mumbles and You Lucky Bastard! Get up there, You Lucky Bastard! Get up there! He likes to move inside, make his move in the final stretch! Yeah? Lucky Bastard coming up strong on the inside, and here they come down the stretch.
It's Salem's Lot, Eagle's Folly and now it's You Lucky Bastard.
There he goes! Yes.
Go! Go, Lucky Bastard, go! Go, go, go, Lucky Bastard! Go! Go! Go! Coming down to the finish, it's You Lucky Bastard by a head! We did it! Congratulations.
Uh-huh.
Same to you.
Nice cheering with you.
Yeah.
That horse was 20-to-1.
Why'd you pick him? It's my horse.
Wow.
Delinda, you have to get it.
I can't do it, Grace.
Even with your employee discount? I mean Oh, gosh.
Even with that, it's way too much.
This dress, it was made for you.
Yes.
It is a real shame we can't be together.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Asad Samari.
Delinda Deline.
I've heard of you.
You're Sam's high roller from Qatar.
Can you put this on my room charge, please? I'd like to buy her this dress.
Oh, no.
Really.
I couldn't.
Right away, Mr.
Samari.
But But it's $5,000.
The world will now be a more beautiful place, Delinda.
And it gives me pleasure to know that I had a little something to do with it.
Okay.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, thank God.
Hey, honey! Honey, I'm up here.
I've been laying here for hours.
I played 36 holes yesterday.
I must've really crippled my back bad.
Honey? Hi.
Oh, hi, Margo.
I thought you were Jillian.
Oh, she gave me a key.
Said she's gonna be away for the weekend.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
I thought, you know, maybe she changed her mind.
I wanted to call her, but I can't reach that phone.
You hurt yourself? Yeah.
So I guess you won't be needing me to change the sheets or anything.
No, the sheets are just fine.
Would you mind terribly just handing me that phone? Wish I had time to play some golf.
I'm here six days a week.
Come Sunday, I can barely pull myself out of bed.
I'm really sorry to hear that, Margo.
Hey, listen.
Would you mind terribly just handing me that The phone? The only thing I'm getting you are some muscle relaxers.
They make you a little constipated, but then they knock you on your keester.
My cousin picked them up down in Guadalajara.
Yeah, I don't take that kind of stuff.
What? Mexican stuff? No, no.
Drugs.
Oh, I get it.
Control issues.
You'd rather suffer through the pain.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I'll let you know if I can find you a bullet you can bite on.
Hey.
Still on for the movie? Of course.
Wow.
Is this a new dress? Oh, this old thing? No.
Zipper was stuck.
I don't remember that one.
Well, you're distracted.
Surveilling and whatnot.
Can't notice everything now.
Yeah.
Yeah, freeze it there, Mitch.
Let's video IQ this mystery woman.
Mystery solved.
That's Sara Samari.
Why does that name sound familiar? Asad Samari.
One of Sammy's whales.
He's supposed to be some wealthy tycoon from somewhere in the Middle East.
Qatar.
It's a small country north of Please tell me Sara is just his sister.
Wife.
Actually, one of three wives.
He's got a harem.
You're kidding, right? Nope.
That is so antiquated.
Not to mention gluttonous.
Mike, I recognize that look.
Just forget about her.
Please? I got a feeling about this one, Danny.
This woman is the one for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait.
Stop right there.
MITCH: On Delinda? Yeah.
She just told me that dress wasn't new.
So? So she's lying.
But it's just a dress.
Yeah, but she never lies.
She's painfully honest.
That's one of the things I love about her.
Oh, was she honest with you about that tie? No, but she did mention that belt.
The one you wear Don't be looking at my belt, dude.
Mitch, just go to the store, please.
MITCH: You got it.
That's Asad Samari right there.
Well, well, well, well, looks like somebody's got some competition.
Three wives isn't enough? MIKE: I told you.
The guy's a glutton.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hey.
If you guys are calling me in here to tell me that Casey Manning is flying out next week, I already know.
Good.
And Mary's the one you should break the news to.
I don't really care.
Actually, you're here because I want to know everything there is to know about this Asad Samari character.
Uh We want to know.
I'm sorry, we want to know.
Okay.
He only plays cash, he doesn't believe in markers.
He's rich, he's handsome.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You're leaving out the harem.
There's that.
You don't think that's kind of a big thing? No.
You should find that offensive.
I don't care.
Antiquated? Doesn't matter to me.
He's treating your gender like a bunch of cattle.
On behalf of all women, you should think that this Chattel.
Chattel, not cattle.
I never got that.
Aren't they the same thing? MIKE: Not exactly, no.
In the context you're using it, it implies it's the same thing, but chattel and cattle are very different.
Why are you guys wasting my time? Asad bought Delinda an expensive dress.
Danny can't sleep.
Asad is married to Mike's future wife.
He couldn't sleep either.
MIKE: Not a wink.
Oh, I see.
MIKE: Thank you.
Is it Azin, Sara or Chantal that you're into? Sara.
Oh, she's hot.
Yes.
Hey, Danny, you know, I mean, Delinda is with you.
Right.
I doubt that Asad buying her expensive gifts would change that.
I don't now.
Let me get back to you on that.
Mike, Sara's definitely with Asad.
I mean, unless you plan on buying her expensive gifts, you don't have a chance in hell.
Turn that up.
Yeah, I saw this last night.
This guy woke up from a 20-year coma after falling off the stool and banging his head on a slot machine.
You've missed the past 20 years, what's it feel like to see the year 2007? I just feel really lucky to be alive.
So, what are your plans now? I have no idea.
My head is still reeling from all this.
Live from Opal Valley Manor, this is Kelvin Phillips.
Jeremy Shapiro's awake.
You know that guy? Margo? Margo! Margo! What's the ruckus around here? There was a telephone on that On that nightstand there.
Where is that phone? I took it out so you could get some rest.
You're welcome.
Could you get that? Too late.
You've reached the Deline's.
We're not available, but leave a message.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed.
It's Mary.
I thought you'd be in today, but you're not.
Anyway, I got you that information that you asked for, about the housekeeper that you're looking for.
The woman you want to hire is Susie Esparza.
The head of housekeeping loves her.
I talked to her myself, I really think you guys'll click.
Susie's number is 555-0138.
Bye.
I work my fingers to the bone around here, and this is what I get in return? Replaced? I'd like to take one of those pain pills now, please.
I feel weird talking to you about this.
Who better to advise you on Danny? And whatever I tell you, just do the exact opposite.
You'll be great.
Okay.
Well, I let this guy buy me a dress from the boutique.
A really expensive dress.
And I lied to Danny about it.
Okay.
Which dress exactly? The French gold number when you walk in on the left.
Oh, I love that one.
Oh, God.
I know.
Me, too.
It's beautiful.
I know.
I mean, who wouldn't want it? You would've done the same thing, right, Mare? If there's no strings attached, there's no harm.
You didn't have to sleep with the guy.
Right? No.
No.
No! Oh, God, no, I didn't even think about it.
I mean, even though he was extremely charming and handsome and he had this whole worldly air about him.
Wait.
What was the point I was getting at? That you're keeping the dress.
Yes.
Thanks, Mare.
You always make me feel much better.
A 7 or 11, my darling.
Give them a kiss.
Snake eyes.
Oh, I felt so lucky.
My turn.
Place your bets.
Sam.
Hi.
You've met everyone here, haven't you? Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
I hope you all enjoyed the spa this morning.
It was great.
Thank you very much for arranging everything.
Of course.
Could I have a minute? Well, certainly.
Please don't take offense.
Sam, what is it? I have a situation that requires my personal attention.
I'm gonna need to bail on you.
Just for today.
Oh? But don't worry.
I have everything set up for you.
If you need anything, you call me.
Anytime.
Sam, this is a very fortuitous turn of events.
It is? Do you believe in fate? No.
Well, I do.
And I was going to request that you relinquish your duties as a host to me, and instead arrange for that young lady there to take care of me.
Oh, Delinda? Yes.
Miss Deline and I met this morning, and I feel this great urge to spend more time with her.
Mmm.
I should probably tell you she has a boyfriend.
A boyfriend is not a husband.
No, but they do They live together.
But not as husband and wife? I see where you're going with this.
But you have three incredibly beautiful wives.
Isn't there some sort of limit or In Qatar? Yeah.
The limit is four.
You're overseeing the hiring of new housekeepers.
You see, you're completely misunderstanding that particular message.
I like to keep my hand in things.
Keeps people on their toes.
That is too much to believe.
It's sort of a management style.
Does that mean I'm not fired? Fired? Are you kidding me? I mean, Jillian and I know what kind of a, you know, great job you do around here.
Great.
Thank you.
Would you like a glass of water to take with your pills? See there? That's exactly what I'm talking about.
I mean, you're right on the ball there.
Oops.
Somebody shoot me.
Hi.
I need a favor.
What's up? I need you to be Asad Samari's casino host.
At least for a day.
What? He did buy you that expensive dress, so if you say no, you'll look like a money-grubbing whore.
You know about the dress? Everyone knows about the dress.
Even Danny? He's actually a little smarter than he looks, isn't he? I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.
Yeah, your ass is pretty popular these days.
So that's nice, right? Will you do this for me? Pretty please? He's pissed at me.
You know what? Since he's pissed at you, maybe you should pass the time by, say, making some extra money and filling in for me.
How much extra? I don't know.
It'd be enough to pay Asad back for that dress if you were stupid enough to do it.
You got yourself a deal.
Oh, really? Yes.
Oh, great! Okay.
You're the best.
Listen, meet Asad at Wolfgang Puck's for lunch.
He has a table there at 1:00.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
How do I look? Do I look okay? How do you look? Never mind.
You like someone.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
You just worry about Asad, okay? And I'll worry about not liking someone.
I thought you'd be showing up.
Excuse me, Pete.
Is he in his room? Rehab with the physical therapist.
THERAPIST: You're doing great, Jeremy.
Come on, Jeremy.
Couple more reps.
Two more reps.
Yeah.
You said that five reps ago.
Excuse me.
Can I help you? Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm here to see Jeremy.
Do I know you? Yes.
You did when I was 16.
You were 21.
My grandmother just died.
I'm pretty much on my own from here on out.
Sorry.
So where are we going? I'm going to Las Vegas.
Not sure where you're going.
Vegas seems like a good place to start.
Yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You remember me? Yeah.
Samantha.
Being with you is one of the last things I can picture in my head.
You look so You look so different.
You're all grown up.
You, too.
You look You look awake.
Rested.
So When are they gonna let you out of here? Why? You think maybe we should go on another road trip? Maybe.
I don't know if you've got plans yet.
I, um You know, you really helped me out once when I needed it, and I was hoping maybe I could return the favor.
So why didn't you tell me you were married? You didn't ask.
Hi, Mike.
Bye, Mike.
D.
So? I'm married.
Is there a point you're making? I just thought we had some sparks.
Perhaps there were.
I don't want to have sparks with a woman that's taken.
Okay.
So don't.
How could you be married to a man that's married to two other women? This is 2007.
You're judging something you don't know and you don't understand.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I just I just wish you weren't married.
Me, too.
Asad? Hi.
I'm Delinda Deline.
Azin.
So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Unfortunately, Chantal could not be pried away from the poker table.
Sara is at the spa.
Sam made me promise to take very good care of you.
So if there's anything that you need, just let me know.
I see you are wearing the dress my husband gave you? Um Yes.
Yes.
It was made for you.
Asad was right.
Thank you.
I like to think that I have a special gift for what women want.
What they need.
I know we haven't even ordered yet, but could I ask you something personal? Certainly.
So how does it work? Being married to three people.
Seems like being married to one is hard enough, but wow! Three! I think our family finds life more agreeable this way.
But I don't want to speak for you, Azin.
Asad and I spend time together, alone.
We spend time apart.
Wow.
And the other wives? I mean, any Competition? Sara and Chantal, we are very close.
We are a family.
Just a kind of family that you aren't familiar with.
I try never to take any of them for granted.
They are gifts from God and I treat them with love and respect.
That is really sweet.
Sounds downright tempting.
Good.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
Sorry I'm so late.
I didn't think we had plans for lunch, did we? Yeah, I just decided to join you anyway.
Oh.
So, you're trying to steal my girlfriend.
Danny! Delinda, no man gives a woman an expensive gift unless he's trying to get in her pants.
Isn't that right, sir? Is that how you would win the affections of someone, Mr.
McCoy? In such a manner? Yeah.
I have done that.
Yes.
But let's be honest, so have you.
My husband is a very respectful man.
Yes, but he's not really respecting me.
This is my girlfriend.
We live together.
And he's been, well, he's been hitting on her.
He has made no effort to hit on me.
I am so sorry.
No, don't apologize for me.
I'm not sorry.
This man needs to respect my turf.
Your what? My turf.
You're my Turf, yes, I heard you.
You seem to have any turf as I see it, my friend.
You've made no real commitment to this woman.
You live in this gray area.
Why is that? Danny I wanna smack the smug little look off this guy's face.
Do not hit him.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Why would I hit him? Okay.
Danny! DELINDA: I'm so sorry.
I'm fine.
Please.
Please, I'm fine.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with you? When Daddy finds out you attacked a whale, my whale, he's gonna go ballistic.
Your whale? Since when did you become a casino host? Oh, and by the way, when did you start lying to me? I'm doing Sam a favor.
I'm a good friend.
Well, you're a bad girlfriend.
Look, there is nothing going on between me and Asad.
Okay, I admit it.
I should've told you about the dress, but But you never should've accepted the dress in the first place.
But, you know, whatever.
You're not my boss, or my father, or even my husband.
I can accept any gift I want! Your husband? Okay.
So now I see where this is going.
You think that you've got me where you wanted me.
Right? What the hell are you talking about? I'm on to your little game, Delinda.
Trying to make me think that you're attracted to this guy, like he's some kind of a threat, just to get me to propose.
Is that it? Wow.
You're one arrogant bastard.
If I just wanted to get married, I would've married Derek.
So you're saying that you don't want to be married to me? If that was a proposal, it sucked.
I Where you going? We're not finished here.
I'm going to check on Asad.
And I wouldn't marry you if you begged me.
I I'm not Hey.
Come here.
We're not available, but leave a message.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed, it's Mary.
I'm starting to get worried.
Could you call me back, please? I'm feeling much better.
I think I like Guatemala.
Guadalajara.
See? I told you so.
Yeah, you sure did.
You want a cup of tea? Want me to make you something to eat? Jillian makes me tea.
Seeing that you're high and everything, you mind if I ask you a question? No.
Shoot.
You're never home.
You're a workaholic.
Your wife is always flitting around to her luncheons and her frigging dog shows.
I mean, not that that's not important.
I know.
Did I miss the question? 'Cause I was really listening.
You and Jillian aren't happy, are you? Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
No.
We're happy.
But you don't seem happy, Mr.
Deline.
Ed.
I love my wife, Margo.
I really do.
A lot.
You know? A lot.
Very much.
Well, I guess sometimes looks are deceiving.
Give me the phone.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna get the phone.
Hello? Hello.
Who's this? Who's this? This is Danny McCoy.
Is Ed around? No.
He's sleeping.
He's I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's what? Do I not speak clearly? Mr.
Deline is not feeling well.
He's sleeping.
At least, he's trying to.
If you people would stop calling and waking him up.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
This is actually my first time calling.
Could you take a message for me, please? Okay.
Let me get a pen.
Okay, go.
Okay.
When Ed wakes up, could you please have him call me? He has the number.
Oh, and if his daughter calls, please have him call me first before he calls her.
That's very important.
Okay.
Got it.
You have my name, right? Hello? Good news.
The Presidential Suite is too small for my client and his harem, so it's all yours.
Wow.
A suite.
And this champagne Yeah, only the best for you.
It's your first day out.
It should be special.
You know, I noticed you don't have to pull the arm on the slot machines anymore.
No.
We should go shopping.
Buy you some new clothes.
I think Armani.
The acid wash, not so much.
Yeah, and where am I gonna get that money from, Sam? I mean, you know, the champagne, the Presidential Suite, fancy clothes? You don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, I do.
I dropped out of med school the day before I met you.
I came to Vegas with $900 in my pocket.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
You have more money than you think.
I had this dorm mate in my sophomore year of undergrad.
This guy named Mike Dell.
So this Dell dude lives in Vegas? No.
He lives in Austin.
But he told me about this tech fair they're having in Vegas.
It's supposed to have all the latest stuff.
So you're a computer guy? You seem smart.
Like a computer guy.
Maybe I'm an idiot.
I'm not an idiot? Do idiots buy into a company at ground level and watch it split more times than a cheerleader? You're serious? Mmm-hmm.
If there's one thing I don't kid about, it's money.
Wow, Michael Dell.
He made something of it all, eh? I'm amazed.
You're worth $19 million.
What? 19? Could be more.
I haven't checked the stock lately.
Hold on.
Let me check online.
Oh, on what line? What is that? This is a phone.
It's digital.
An Internet provider.
So I can just link.
You wanna look at it? Yeah! I just want to apologize to Asad.
Is he here? He's resting right now.
You must be Delinda.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
It's kind of cursed.
You want it? You realize I understand what you said.
I thought Americans only knew English.
You know, Delinda, Asad took me shopping in Milan before he proposed.
He bought me something.
I don't remember.
Then he proposed.
You guys don't need to worry about me.
I just met Asad today.
I knew him one week.
She knew him three days.
But I'm not even Muslim.
I'm Catholic.
Protestant.
Oh.
Now I'm getting concerned.
Actually, he can have one more wife, by the laws of Qatar.
He will ask you.
A blonde American.
We will be like that Jell-O commercial.
Does anyone smell smoke? No.
It's on the 50th floor.
What's going on? The sprinklers went off on the 50th floor.
Holy smokes.
Check this out.
Looks like he was smoking in bed.
Probably fell asleep.
Happens all the time.
Well, I better call housekeeping.
Hey, Ed.
Mary again.
Could do me a favor and give us a call? We have a little problem with one of Sam's whales.
He kind of He set himself on fire in bed.
So if you could call in, we'd really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Bye.
I can't believe jeans cost $250.
Yeah.
And what's with the names? "7 For All Mankind?" Civilization for Where's The Gap? What happened to that? It's still around.
There's another good stock.
Yeah.
You know, I would kiss you right now, but I know.
I'm a little nervous.
Really? Yeah.
A bit.
Why? I'm legal now.
Yeah, I know you're legal, but, you know, maybe kissing's changed since the '80s.
I'm gonna It's done differently.
I'm gonna humiliate myself.
Go ahead and humiliate yourself.
Yeah? They don't think one of the wives killed him, do they? No, no.
It's just standard procedure.
Hmm.
What do you think? Well, apparently, Asad was smoking in bed, fell asleep, then Poof! Smoking in bed? Yeah.
Yeah, one of the firefighters found a cigarette butt, so Mitch, pull up the footage of Asad Samari we looked at earlier.
What's this? Homework.
Or obsession.
Depends on how you look at it.
I just wanted to size up my competition, so Mitch and I went through all the footage of Asad's stay here.
I'm gonna go with obsession.
What? Here you go.
You notice anything interesting about Mr.
Samari? I don't know.
He's a snappy dresser? He doesn't smoke.
Not once over his course of three days here has he lit up.
Okay.
So maybe it is one of these three.
Or maybe it's you.
Why would it be me? I'm not the one who assaulted him an hour before the barbecue.
Yeah, but you're the one who tracked his every move, and you're also the one who's in love with his wife.
Widow.
Widow.
And unlike some people, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, if it's not me and if it's not you, then maybe it's the one that smokes.
And she is French.
Where's Ed? He should know about this.
He's not available.
Yeah, I'll be sure and tell him.
Do you have any idea where my money for this week is? No.
Your wife always leaves cash in the kitchen drawer on top of the menus.
And it's not there.
Maybe she forgot this week.
You know, with the trip and all that.
Oh, great! Where does that leave me? $480 might not be a lot to you guys, but it's a lot of money to me.
And my rent is due on Monday, but I guess that's my problem.
Hey, sunshine? Can you at least tell me who called? Your little golfing buddy, Mr.
Mann.
Bob Mann? Huh.
When did you get back? And why didn't you call? I'm still on personal leave.
Pretend like you don't see me.
And you're gonna have to take care of Asad for a while longer.
Yeah.
See, I would take care of Asad.
If he weren't dead.
What? While you were heating things up with the doofus who fell off the stool playing slots, Asad was on fire.
The sprinklers ruined my new dress.
Okay.
First of all, he did not fall off the stool.
The stool had a loose leg and How do you know about him? If you get to know about the dress, I get to know about coma guy.
I don't like it.
Look, the point is, if you weren't sloughing your duties off on me, nobody would have been jealous, nobody would've gotten punched, and Asad probably wouldn't have felt the need to lie down and catch fire.
Okay.
All right.
Obviously I'm very upset about the whole "engulfed in flames" situation.
But I was not sloughing off.
Coma guy Jeremy is a potential high roller.
He is an untapped resource worth millions and I'm just trying to secure him as a client before another casino host gets in there.
Ixnay on the omacay alktay.
I am all business, all the time, and you know it.
There is no personal feelings involved for me in anything, ever! Amsay.
Ixnay.
Why are you speaking pig Latin? Apcray.
Yes? Hi.
Is Ed home? Who wants to know? Me.
I do.
Mary Connell.
I'm the manager of the Montecito.
Can the man get no peace? I really need to speak with him.
We're having sort of an emergency situation at the hotel, so Oh, you're the one who called earlier, giving the 411 on the housekeeper? Heard that, huh? Sorry it didn't work out.
Is he home? I'm gonna go with no.
Bitch.
Don't go.
I was wrong about you, Sam.
You're not the girl I brought to Vegas.
You're cold and you're jaded.
I'm not.
I mean, I am cold and jaded.
But I'm not.
Bye, Sam.
No! Oh! You're about to force me to do something no one ever sees me do.
Oh, what's that? Be honest? Yeah.
I was just kidding.
But clearly, you're not.
I'm sorry that I seemed cold and jaded before.
It's what people expect of me here.
It's why I'm a success.
It's not really who I am.
Underneath it all, I'm weak and pathetic like everyone else.
So you heard I woke up and you didn't see dollar signs? That's what you want me to believe? I heard you woke up and I felt happy.
I felt love.
Love? You rode in a car with me for 12 hours 20 years ago, and now you say you love me? Maybe I got hit in the head, but I'm not as brain-damaged as you think.
I've spent a lot more time with you than you know.
Every Christmas, every birthday.
I sat by your bedside.
I talked to you.
You're my best friend.
My only friend.
Who do you think gave you that terrible haircut? You can ask the nurses if you don't believe me.
Why would you do that? I don't know.
You know how sometimes people say that love just is and it's just something that you can't explain? That's what this is for me.
It just is.
So what you said to your friend over there, that was just a show? I'm kind of a hardass around here.
For whatever reason, it works.
But, with you, I just I feel Weak? And pathetic? Yeah.
Exactly.
If you were wondering who was at the door, it's your good friend, Mary Connell.
O'Connell.
Some chick with big knockers.
We had a nice little chat about you firing me.
Very enlightening.
Where'd you go? Oh, hey, don't come in.
And I'm quitting before you can fire me.
So how do you like them apples? You want to get the hell out of here? What's with all the hostility? Just go.
Okay? Just go, and leave the frigging key! Fine.
Have it your way.
But you still owe me for this week.
You want to get the hell out of here? You might want to try shutting the door next time.
Get out! So, was Asad murdered or was it an accident? Not a clue.
My intuition's telling me there was foul play here.
Your intuition is telling you Asad was murdered? I'm a double water sign, Mike.
Which means I'm very sensitive to negative vibes.
I soak them up like a sponge.
And I'm totally vibing out right now.
Yeah? I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
MIKE: Yeah.
Me, too.
Aren't there microphones in the conference room? What? What did she just say? Ed! Ed, it's Mary! And the police! Are you okay? Yeah.
In here.
Oh.
Ed, thank God you're here.
I'm so glad that you're On the toilet.
Can you Can you shut the door, please? Yeah.
I don't think they can keep us here.
Nobody is under arrest.
Just sit down and pretend that you're sad your husband is dead.
Would you both stop it? We're supposed to get along.
Oh, shut up, Azin.
I'm tired of your holier-than-thou attitude.
If you had bothered to check in with me, we wouldn't be in this position.
So you shut up.
You smothered him with a pillow.
Which I wouldn't have bothered to do You're the one who killed him! if I had known that Sara had been slowly poisoning him.
Asad was already dead when she put the lit cigarette between his fingers.
Didn't you notice, Chantal? I've always tried not to look at Asad in bed.
Me, too.
Ugh! He was such a pig.
Not Sara.
Stop it! I really thought she was the one for me.
You really know how to pick them, don't you, Mike? Born-again virgins, lesbians, murderers.
What's next? You pick for me next time, okay? I really I shouldn't be allowed to choose.
You know, Sam, I'm the one who brought you to Vegas.
Maybe I should take you away from it.
What? Yeah, we could go back to Austin.
Or to Silicon.
We can go anywhere you want.
It would be a new start.
Anything will be a new start for you.
You've missed so much.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true, but I think that's a great idea.
You should go to Austin.
Are you trying to get rid of me already? You're crazy.
Are you? No.
Of course not.
It's just the opposite.
I mean, you know, I'm just saying that I know we both have these feelings, but You see, mine are based on experience, you know? I've been living for the past 20 years.
I've done a lot.
I've seen a lot.
And you've been asleep.
I just Yeah, well I mean, I just think that I just need a little catch-up time.
That's all.
Yeah.
I think you should do that alone.
I don't understand that.
You may decide in a year, or two or three, that you feel differently about me.
And you may decide that you want something else.
No.
That's not gonna happen.
It could happen.
I mean We should be sure.
Okay.
I mean, if that's the way you want it.
Yes.
I'm gonna come back for you, though.
And I'll be here.
Yeah? If you decide you can't live another day without me, I'll be in Austin.
Okay? Okay.
What's wrong? Frigging contact.
Oh Hey, did you ever see that guy that was in the coma? The one who brought you to Vegas? Yeah.
Did he remember you? Nope.
Toast from the neck up, so What's with all the French?
It is 6:00 a.
m.
on the money and we are letting it ride.
Rise and shine.
It's one heck of a beautiful day out there.
Hey, it sure is, Missy.
Not a cloud in the sky.
It's a great day to go out if you can get outdoors.
You bet it is.
I guess it's too late to call in sick, huh? I should have done that before the "on-air" light came on.
But seriously, it's time to wake up, Sin City, for that cup of joe and get on the go! You are with the Brad and Missy Morning Show.
And they're out of the gates, charging ahead.
It's Salem's Lot here, followed by Jimmy Mumbles and You Lucky Bastard! Get up there, You Lucky Bastard! Get up there! He likes to move inside, make his move in the final stretch! Yeah? Lucky Bastard coming up strong on the inside, and here they come down the stretch.
It's Salem's Lot, Eagle's Folly and now it's You Lucky Bastard.
There he goes! Yes.
Go! Go, Lucky Bastard, go! Go, go, go, Lucky Bastard! Go! Go! Go! Coming down to the finish, it's You Lucky Bastard by a head! We did it! Congratulations.
Uh-huh.
Same to you.
Nice cheering with you.
Yeah.
That horse was 20-to-1.
Why'd you pick him? It's my horse.
Wow.
Delinda, you have to get it.
I can't do it, Grace.
Even with your employee discount? I mean Oh, gosh.
Even with that, it's way too much.
This dress, it was made for you.
Yes.
It is a real shame we can't be together.
Allow me to introduce myself.
I am Asad Samari.
Delinda Deline.
I've heard of you.
You're Sam's high roller from Qatar.
Can you put this on my room charge, please? I'd like to buy her this dress.
Oh, no.
Really.
I couldn't.
Right away, Mr.
Samari.
But But it's $5,000.
The world will now be a more beautiful place, Delinda.
And it gives me pleasure to know that I had a little something to do with it.
Okay.
Oh, fantastic.
Oh, thank God.
Hey, honey! Honey, I'm up here.
I've been laying here for hours.
I played 36 holes yesterday.
I must've really crippled my back bad.
Honey? Hi.
Oh, hi, Margo.
I thought you were Jillian.
Oh, she gave me a key.
Said she's gonna be away for the weekend.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
I thought, you know, maybe she changed her mind.
I wanted to call her, but I can't reach that phone.
You hurt yourself? Yeah.
So I guess you won't be needing me to change the sheets or anything.
No, the sheets are just fine.
Would you mind terribly just handing me that phone? Wish I had time to play some golf.
I'm here six days a week.
Come Sunday, I can barely pull myself out of bed.
I'm really sorry to hear that, Margo.
Hey, listen.
Would you mind terribly just handing me that The phone? The only thing I'm getting you are some muscle relaxers.
They make you a little constipated, but then they knock you on your keester.
My cousin picked them up down in Guadalajara.
Yeah, I don't take that kind of stuff.
What? Mexican stuff? No, no.
Drugs.
Oh, I get it.
Control issues.
You'd rather suffer through the pain.
Yeah.
Thanks.
I'll let you know if I can find you a bullet you can bite on.
Hey.
Still on for the movie? Of course.
Wow.
Is this a new dress? Oh, this old thing? No.
Zipper was stuck.
I don't remember that one.
Well, you're distracted.
Surveilling and whatnot.
Can't notice everything now.
Yeah.
Yeah, freeze it there, Mitch.
Let's video IQ this mystery woman.
Mystery solved.
That's Sara Samari.
Why does that name sound familiar? Asad Samari.
One of Sammy's whales.
He's supposed to be some wealthy tycoon from somewhere in the Middle East.
Qatar.
It's a small country north of Please tell me Sara is just his sister.
Wife.
Actually, one of three wives.
He's got a harem.
You're kidding, right? Nope.
That is so antiquated.
Not to mention gluttonous.
Mike, I recognize that look.
Just forget about her.
Please? I got a feeling about this one, Danny.
This woman is the one for me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait.
Stop right there.
MITCH: On Delinda? Yeah.
She just told me that dress wasn't new.
So? So she's lying.
But it's just a dress.
Yeah, but she never lies.
She's painfully honest.
That's one of the things I love about her.
Oh, was she honest with you about that tie? No, but she did mention that belt.
The one you wear Don't be looking at my belt, dude.
Mitch, just go to the store, please.
MITCH: You got it.
That's Asad Samari right there.
Well, well, well, well, looks like somebody's got some competition.
Three wives isn't enough? MIKE: I told you.
The guy's a glutton.
I'm gonna kill him.
Hey.
If you guys are calling me in here to tell me that Casey Manning is flying out next week, I already know.
Good.
And Mary's the one you should break the news to.
I don't really care.
Actually, you're here because I want to know everything there is to know about this Asad Samari character.
Uh We want to know.
I'm sorry, we want to know.
Okay.
He only plays cash, he doesn't believe in markers.
He's rich, he's handsome.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
You're leaving out the harem.
There's that.
You don't think that's kind of a big thing? No.
You should find that offensive.
I don't care.
Antiquated? Doesn't matter to me.
He's treating your gender like a bunch of cattle.
On behalf of all women, you should think that this Chattel.
Chattel, not cattle.
I never got that.
Aren't they the same thing? MIKE: Not exactly, no.
In the context you're using it, it implies it's the same thing, but chattel and cattle are very different.
Why are you guys wasting my time? Asad bought Delinda an expensive dress.
Danny can't sleep.
Asad is married to Mike's future wife.
He couldn't sleep either.
MIKE: Not a wink.
Oh, I see.
MIKE: Thank you.
Is it Azin, Sara or Chantal that you're into? Sara.
Oh, she's hot.
Yes.
Hey, Danny, you know, I mean, Delinda is with you.
Right.
I doubt that Asad buying her expensive gifts would change that.
I don't now.
Let me get back to you on that.
Mike, Sara's definitely with Asad.
I mean, unless you plan on buying her expensive gifts, you don't have a chance in hell.
Turn that up.
Yeah, I saw this last night.
This guy woke up from a 20-year coma after falling off the stool and banging his head on a slot machine.
You've missed the past 20 years, what's it feel like to see the year 2007? I just feel really lucky to be alive.
So, what are your plans now? I have no idea.
My head is still reeling from all this.
Live from Opal Valley Manor, this is Kelvin Phillips.
Jeremy Shapiro's awake.
You know that guy? Margo? Margo! Margo! What's the ruckus around here? There was a telephone on that On that nightstand there.
Where is that phone? I took it out so you could get some rest.
You're welcome.
Could you get that? Too late.
You've reached the Deline's.
We're not available, but leave a message.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed.
It's Mary.
I thought you'd be in today, but you're not.
Anyway, I got you that information that you asked for, about the housekeeper that you're looking for.
The woman you want to hire is Susie Esparza.
The head of housekeeping loves her.
I talked to her myself, I really think you guys'll click.
Susie's number is 555-0138.
Bye.
I work my fingers to the bone around here, and this is what I get in return? Replaced? I'd like to take one of those pain pills now, please.
I feel weird talking to you about this.
Who better to advise you on Danny? And whatever I tell you, just do the exact opposite.
You'll be great.
Okay.
Well, I let this guy buy me a dress from the boutique.
A really expensive dress.
And I lied to Danny about it.
Okay.
Which dress exactly? The French gold number when you walk in on the left.
Oh, I love that one.
Oh, God.
I know.
Me, too.
It's beautiful.
I know.
I mean, who wouldn't want it? You would've done the same thing, right, Mare? If there's no strings attached, there's no harm.
You didn't have to sleep with the guy.
Right? No.
No.
No! Oh, God, no, I didn't even think about it.
I mean, even though he was extremely charming and handsome and he had this whole worldly air about him.
Wait.
What was the point I was getting at? That you're keeping the dress.
Yes.
Thanks, Mare.
You always make me feel much better.
A 7 or 11, my darling.
Give them a kiss.
Snake eyes.
Oh, I felt so lucky.
My turn.
Place your bets.
Sam.
Hi.
You've met everyone here, haven't you? Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
I hope you all enjoyed the spa this morning.
It was great.
Thank you very much for arranging everything.
Of course.
Could I have a minute? Well, certainly.
Please don't take offense.
Sam, what is it? I have a situation that requires my personal attention.
I'm gonna need to bail on you.
Just for today.
Oh? But don't worry.
I have everything set up for you.
If you need anything, you call me.
Anytime.
Sam, this is a very fortuitous turn of events.
It is? Do you believe in fate? No.
Well, I do.
And I was going to request that you relinquish your duties as a host to me, and instead arrange for that young lady there to take care of me.
Oh, Delinda? Yes.
Miss Deline and I met this morning, and I feel this great urge to spend more time with her.
Mmm.
I should probably tell you she has a boyfriend.
A boyfriend is not a husband.
No, but they do They live together.
But not as husband and wife? I see where you're going with this.
But you have three incredibly beautiful wives.
Isn't there some sort of limit or In Qatar? Yeah.
The limit is four.
You're overseeing the hiring of new housekeepers.
You see, you're completely misunderstanding that particular message.
I like to keep my hand in things.
Keeps people on their toes.
That is too much to believe.
It's sort of a management style.
Does that mean I'm not fired? Fired? Are you kidding me? I mean, Jillian and I know what kind of a, you know, great job you do around here.
Great.
Thank you.
Would you like a glass of water to take with your pills? See there? That's exactly what I'm talking about.
I mean, you're right on the ball there.
Oops.
Somebody shoot me.
Hi.
I need a favor.
What's up? I need you to be Asad Samari's casino host.
At least for a day.
What? He did buy you that expensive dress, so if you say no, you'll look like a money-grubbing whore.
You know about the dress? Everyone knows about the dress.
Even Danny? He's actually a little smarter than he looks, isn't he? I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass.
Yeah, your ass is pretty popular these days.
So that's nice, right? Will you do this for me? Pretty please? He's pissed at me.
You know what? Since he's pissed at you, maybe you should pass the time by, say, making some extra money and filling in for me.
How much extra? I don't know.
It'd be enough to pay Asad back for that dress if you were stupid enough to do it.
You got yourself a deal.
Oh, really? Yes.
Oh, great! Okay.
You're the best.
Listen, meet Asad at Wolfgang Puck's for lunch.
He has a table there at 1:00.
Okay.
Okay.
Hey.
How do I look? Do I look okay? How do you look? Never mind.
You like someone.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
You just worry about Asad, okay? And I'll worry about not liking someone.
I thought you'd be showing up.
Excuse me, Pete.
Is he in his room? Rehab with the physical therapist.
THERAPIST: You're doing great, Jeremy.
Come on, Jeremy.
Couple more reps.
Two more reps.
Yeah.
You said that five reps ago.
Excuse me.
Can I help you? Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm here to see Jeremy.
Do I know you? Yes.
You did when I was 16.
You were 21.
My grandmother just died.
I'm pretty much on my own from here on out.
Sorry.
So where are we going? I'm going to Las Vegas.
Not sure where you're going.
Vegas seems like a good place to start.
Yeah.
You okay? Yeah.
You remember me? Yeah.
Samantha.
Being with you is one of the last things I can picture in my head.
You look so You look so different.
You're all grown up.
You, too.
You look You look awake.
Rested.
So When are they gonna let you out of here? Why? You think maybe we should go on another road trip? Maybe.
I don't know if you've got plans yet.
I, um You know, you really helped me out once when I needed it, and I was hoping maybe I could return the favor.
So why didn't you tell me you were married? You didn't ask.
Hi, Mike.
Bye, Mike.
D.
So? I'm married.
Is there a point you're making? I just thought we had some sparks.
Perhaps there were.
I don't want to have sparks with a woman that's taken.
Okay.
So don't.
How could you be married to a man that's married to two other women? This is 2007.
You're judging something you don't know and you don't understand.
You're right.
I'm sorry.
I just I just wish you weren't married.
Me, too.
Asad? Hi.
I'm Delinda Deline.
Azin.
So nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Unfortunately, Chantal could not be pried away from the poker table.
Sara is at the spa.
Sam made me promise to take very good care of you.
So if there's anything that you need, just let me know.
I see you are wearing the dress my husband gave you? Um Yes.
Yes.
It was made for you.
Asad was right.
Thank you.
I like to think that I have a special gift for what women want.
What they need.
I know we haven't even ordered yet, but could I ask you something personal? Certainly.
So how does it work? Being married to three people.
Seems like being married to one is hard enough, but wow! Three! I think our family finds life more agreeable this way.
But I don't want to speak for you, Azin.
Asad and I spend time together, alone.
We spend time apart.
Wow.
And the other wives? I mean, any Competition? Sara and Chantal, we are very close.
We are a family.
Just a kind of family that you aren't familiar with.
I try never to take any of them for granted.
They are gifts from God and I treat them with love and respect.
That is really sweet.
Sounds downright tempting.
Good.
Hi, honey.
Hi.
Sorry I'm so late.
I didn't think we had plans for lunch, did we? Yeah, I just decided to join you anyway.
Oh.
So, you're trying to steal my girlfriend.
Danny! Delinda, no man gives a woman an expensive gift unless he's trying to get in her pants.
Isn't that right, sir? Is that how you would win the affections of someone, Mr.
McCoy? In such a manner? Yeah.
I have done that.
Yes.
But let's be honest, so have you.
My husband is a very respectful man.
Yes, but he's not really respecting me.
This is my girlfriend.
We live together.
And he's been, well, he's been hitting on her.
He has made no effort to hit on me.
I am so sorry.
No, don't apologize for me.
I'm not sorry.
This man needs to respect my turf.
Your what? My turf.
You're my Turf, yes, I heard you.
You seem to have any turf as I see it, my friend.
You've made no real commitment to this woman.
You live in this gray area.
Why is that? Danny I wanna smack the smug little look off this guy's face.
Do not hit him.
I'm not gonna hit him.
Why would I hit him? Okay.
Danny! DELINDA: I'm so sorry.
I'm fine.
Please.
Please, I'm fine.
Excuse me.
What is wrong with you? When Daddy finds out you attacked a whale, my whale, he's gonna go ballistic.
Your whale? Since when did you become a casino host? Oh, and by the way, when did you start lying to me? I'm doing Sam a favor.
I'm a good friend.
Well, you're a bad girlfriend.
Look, there is nothing going on between me and Asad.
Okay, I admit it.
I should've told you about the dress, but But you never should've accepted the dress in the first place.
But, you know, whatever.
You're not my boss, or my father, or even my husband.
I can accept any gift I want! Your husband? Okay.
So now I see where this is going.
You think that you've got me where you wanted me.
Right? What the hell are you talking about? I'm on to your little game, Delinda.
Trying to make me think that you're attracted to this guy, like he's some kind of a threat, just to get me to propose.
Is that it? Wow.
You're one arrogant bastard.
If I just wanted to get married, I would've married Derek.
So you're saying that you don't want to be married to me? If that was a proposal, it sucked.
I Where you going? We're not finished here.
I'm going to check on Asad.
And I wouldn't marry you if you begged me.
I I'm not Hey.
Come here.
We're not available, but leave a message.
Thank you very much.
Hey, Ed, it's Mary.
I'm starting to get worried.
Could you call me back, please? I'm feeling much better.
I think I like Guatemala.
Guadalajara.
See? I told you so.
Yeah, you sure did.
You want a cup of tea? Want me to make you something to eat? Jillian makes me tea.
Seeing that you're high and everything, you mind if I ask you a question? No.
Shoot.
You're never home.
You're a workaholic.
Your wife is always flitting around to her luncheons and her frigging dog shows.
I mean, not that that's not important.
I know.
Did I miss the question? 'Cause I was really listening.
You and Jillian aren't happy, are you? Uh, yeah.
Yeah.
No.
We're happy.
But you don't seem happy, Mr.
Deline.
Ed.
I love my wife, Margo.
I really do.
A lot.
You know? A lot.
Very much.
Well, I guess sometimes looks are deceiving.
Give me the phone.
Excuse me.
I'm gonna get the phone.
Hello? Hello.
Who's this? Who's this? This is Danny McCoy.
Is Ed around? No.
He's sleeping.
He's I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
He's what? Do I not speak clearly? Mr.
Deline is not feeling well.
He's sleeping.
At least, he's trying to.
If you people would stop calling and waking him up.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry.
This is actually my first time calling.
Could you take a message for me, please? Okay.
Let me get a pen.
Okay, go.
Okay.
When Ed wakes up, could you please have him call me? He has the number.
Oh, and if his daughter calls, please have him call me first before he calls her.
That's very important.
Okay.
Got it.
You have my name, right? Hello? Good news.
The Presidential Suite is too small for my client and his harem, so it's all yours.
Wow.
A suite.
And this champagne Yeah, only the best for you.
It's your first day out.
It should be special.
You know, I noticed you don't have to pull the arm on the slot machines anymore.
No.
We should go shopping.
Buy you some new clothes.
I think Armani.
The acid wash, not so much.
Yeah, and where am I gonna get that money from, Sam? I mean, you know, the champagne, the Presidential Suite, fancy clothes? You don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, I do.
I dropped out of med school the day before I met you.
I came to Vegas with $900 in my pocket.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
You have more money than you think.
I had this dorm mate in my sophomore year of undergrad.
This guy named Mike Dell.
So this Dell dude lives in Vegas? No.
He lives in Austin.
But he told me about this tech fair they're having in Vegas.
It's supposed to have all the latest stuff.
So you're a computer guy? You seem smart.
Like a computer guy.
Maybe I'm an idiot.
I'm not an idiot? Do idiots buy into a company at ground level and watch it split more times than a cheerleader? You're serious? Mmm-hmm.
If there's one thing I don't kid about, it's money.
Wow, Michael Dell.
He made something of it all, eh? I'm amazed.
You're worth $19 million.
What? 19? Could be more.
I haven't checked the stock lately.
Hold on.
Let me check online.
Oh, on what line? What is that? This is a phone.
It's digital.
An Internet provider.
So I can just link.
You wanna look at it? Yeah! I just want to apologize to Asad.
Is he here? He's resting right now.
You must be Delinda.
Nice dress.
Thank you.
It's kind of cursed.
You want it? You realize I understand what you said.
I thought Americans only knew English.
You know, Delinda, Asad took me shopping in Milan before he proposed.
He bought me something.
I don't remember.
Then he proposed.
You guys don't need to worry about me.
I just met Asad today.
I knew him one week.
She knew him three days.
But I'm not even Muslim.
I'm Catholic.
Protestant.
Oh.
Now I'm getting concerned.
Actually, he can have one more wife, by the laws of Qatar.
He will ask you.
A blonde American.
We will be like that Jell-O commercial.
Does anyone smell smoke? No.
It's on the 50th floor.
What's going on? The sprinklers went off on the 50th floor.
Holy smokes.
Check this out.
Looks like he was smoking in bed.
Probably fell asleep.
Happens all the time.
Well, I better call housekeeping.
Hey, Ed.
Mary again.
Could do me a favor and give us a call? We have a little problem with one of Sam's whales.
He kind of He set himself on fire in bed.
So if you could call in, we'd really appreciate it.
Thank you.
Bye.
I can't believe jeans cost $250.
Yeah.
And what's with the names? "7 For All Mankind?" Civilization for Where's The Gap? What happened to that? It's still around.
There's another good stock.
Yeah.
You know, I would kiss you right now, but I know.
I'm a little nervous.
Really? Yeah.
A bit.
Why? I'm legal now.
Yeah, I know you're legal, but, you know, maybe kissing's changed since the '80s.
I'm gonna It's done differently.
I'm gonna humiliate myself.
Go ahead and humiliate yourself.
Yeah? They don't think one of the wives killed him, do they? No, no.
It's just standard procedure.
Hmm.
What do you think? Well, apparently, Asad was smoking in bed, fell asleep, then Poof! Smoking in bed? Yeah.
Yeah, one of the firefighters found a cigarette butt, so Mitch, pull up the footage of Asad Samari we looked at earlier.
What's this? Homework.
Or obsession.
Depends on how you look at it.
I just wanted to size up my competition, so Mitch and I went through all the footage of Asad's stay here.
I'm gonna go with obsession.
What? Here you go.
You notice anything interesting about Mr.
Samari? I don't know.
He's a snappy dresser? He doesn't smoke.
Not once over his course of three days here has he lit up.
Okay.
So maybe it is one of these three.
Or maybe it's you.
Why would it be me? I'm not the one who assaulted him an hour before the barbecue.
Yeah, but you're the one who tracked his every move, and you're also the one who's in love with his wife.
Widow.
Widow.
And unlike some people, I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, if it's not me and if it's not you, then maybe it's the one that smokes.
And she is French.
Where's Ed? He should know about this.
He's not available.
Yeah, I'll be sure and tell him.
Do you have any idea where my money for this week is? No.
Your wife always leaves cash in the kitchen drawer on top of the menus.
And it's not there.
Maybe she forgot this week.
You know, with the trip and all that.
Oh, great! Where does that leave me? $480 might not be a lot to you guys, but it's a lot of money to me.
And my rent is due on Monday, but I guess that's my problem.
Hey, sunshine? Can you at least tell me who called? Your little golfing buddy, Mr.
Mann.
Bob Mann? Huh.
When did you get back? And why didn't you call? I'm still on personal leave.
Pretend like you don't see me.
And you're gonna have to take care of Asad for a while longer.
Yeah.
See, I would take care of Asad.
If he weren't dead.
What? While you were heating things up with the doofus who fell off the stool playing slots, Asad was on fire.
The sprinklers ruined my new dress.
Okay.
First of all, he did not fall off the stool.
The stool had a loose leg and How do you know about him? If you get to know about the dress, I get to know about coma guy.
I don't like it.
Look, the point is, if you weren't sloughing your duties off on me, nobody would have been jealous, nobody would've gotten punched, and Asad probably wouldn't have felt the need to lie down and catch fire.
Okay.
All right.
Obviously I'm very upset about the whole "engulfed in flames" situation.
But I was not sloughing off.
Coma guy Jeremy is a potential high roller.
He is an untapped resource worth millions and I'm just trying to secure him as a client before another casino host gets in there.
Ixnay on the omacay alktay.
I am all business, all the time, and you know it.
There is no personal feelings involved for me in anything, ever! Amsay.
Ixnay.
Why are you speaking pig Latin? Apcray.
Yes? Hi.
Is Ed home? Who wants to know? Me.
I do.
Mary Connell.
I'm the manager of the Montecito.
Can the man get no peace? I really need to speak with him.
We're having sort of an emergency situation at the hotel, so Oh, you're the one who called earlier, giving the 411 on the housekeeper? Heard that, huh? Sorry it didn't work out.
Is he home? I'm gonna go with no.
Bitch.
Don't go.
I was wrong about you, Sam.
You're not the girl I brought to Vegas.
You're cold and you're jaded.
I'm not.
I mean, I am cold and jaded.
But I'm not.
Bye, Sam.
No! Oh! You're about to force me to do something no one ever sees me do.
Oh, what's that? Be honest? Yeah.
I was just kidding.
But clearly, you're not.
I'm sorry that I seemed cold and jaded before.
It's what people expect of me here.
It's why I'm a success.
It's not really who I am.
Underneath it all, I'm weak and pathetic like everyone else.
So you heard I woke up and you didn't see dollar signs? That's what you want me to believe? I heard you woke up and I felt happy.
I felt love.
Love? You rode in a car with me for 12 hours 20 years ago, and now you say you love me? Maybe I got hit in the head, but I'm not as brain-damaged as you think.
I've spent a lot more time with you than you know.
Every Christmas, every birthday.
I sat by your bedside.
I talked to you.
You're my best friend.
My only friend.
Who do you think gave you that terrible haircut? You can ask the nurses if you don't believe me.
Why would you do that? I don't know.
You know how sometimes people say that love just is and it's just something that you can't explain? That's what this is for me.
It just is.
So what you said to your friend over there, that was just a show? I'm kind of a hardass around here.
For whatever reason, it works.
But, with you, I just I feel Weak? And pathetic? Yeah.
Exactly.
If you were wondering who was at the door, it's your good friend, Mary Connell.
O'Connell.
Some chick with big knockers.
We had a nice little chat about you firing me.
Very enlightening.
Where'd you go? Oh, hey, don't come in.
And I'm quitting before you can fire me.
So how do you like them apples? You want to get the hell out of here? What's with all the hostility? Just go.
Okay? Just go, and leave the frigging key! Fine.
Have it your way.
But you still owe me for this week.
You want to get the hell out of here? You might want to try shutting the door next time.
Get out! So, was Asad murdered or was it an accident? Not a clue.
My intuition's telling me there was foul play here.
Your intuition is telling you Asad was murdered? I'm a double water sign, Mike.
Which means I'm very sensitive to negative vibes.
I soak them up like a sponge.
And I'm totally vibing out right now.
Yeah? I just wish we could hear what they were saying to each other.
MIKE: Yeah.
Me, too.
Aren't there microphones in the conference room? What? What did she just say? Ed! Ed, it's Mary! And the police! Are you okay? Yeah.
In here.
Oh.
Ed, thank God you're here.
I'm so glad that you're On the toilet.
Can you Can you shut the door, please? Yeah.
I don't think they can keep us here.
Nobody is under arrest.
Just sit down and pretend that you're sad your husband is dead.
Would you both stop it? We're supposed to get along.
Oh, shut up, Azin.
I'm tired of your holier-than-thou attitude.
If you had bothered to check in with me, we wouldn't be in this position.
So you shut up.
You smothered him with a pillow.
Which I wouldn't have bothered to do You're the one who killed him! if I had known that Sara had been slowly poisoning him.
Asad was already dead when she put the lit cigarette between his fingers.
Didn't you notice, Chantal? I've always tried not to look at Asad in bed.
Me, too.
Ugh! He was such a pig.
Not Sara.
Stop it! I really thought she was the one for me.
You really know how to pick them, don't you, Mike? Born-again virgins, lesbians, murderers.
What's next? You pick for me next time, okay? I really I shouldn't be allowed to choose.
You know, Sam, I'm the one who brought you to Vegas.
Maybe I should take you away from it.
What? Yeah, we could go back to Austin.
Or to Silicon.
We can go anywhere you want.
It would be a new start.
Anything will be a new start for you.
You've missed so much.
Yeah.
I mean, that's true, but I think that's a great idea.
You should go to Austin.
Are you trying to get rid of me already? You're crazy.
Are you? No.
Of course not.
It's just the opposite.
I mean, you know, I'm just saying that I know we both have these feelings, but You see, mine are based on experience, you know? I've been living for the past 20 years.
I've done a lot.
I've seen a lot.
And you've been asleep.
I just Yeah, well I mean, I just think that I just need a little catch-up time.
That's all.
Yeah.
I think you should do that alone.
I don't understand that.
You may decide in a year, or two or three, that you feel differently about me.
And you may decide that you want something else.
No.
That's not gonna happen.
It could happen.
I mean We should be sure.
Okay.
I mean, if that's the way you want it.
Yes.
I'm gonna come back for you, though.
And I'll be here.
Yeah? If you decide you can't live another day without me, I'll be in Austin.
Okay? Okay.
What's wrong? Frigging contact.
Oh Hey, did you ever see that guy that was in the coma? The one who brought you to Vegas? Yeah.
Did he remember you? Nope.
Toast from the neck up, so What's with all the French?