Regular Show (2010) s04e14 Episode Script

Ah mon amor our love is like the sun bright and hot but it burns everything it touches But it longs for its destructive heat My darling our love is too intense for us to be together for an extended period of time Only a part when we understand the depths of our love Must you go? I must and when I return after one weekend our reunion will be awesome How awesome will it be? We can only find out after I return This movie sucks! It's called "The Longest Weekend" I thought it was going to be about a party Shhhhh Adieu monamor I can not leave you even for a weekend "Fin"? Fin this! Well that was a waste of money "Longest Weekend"? More like longest waste of time I know that thing was like three hours long Come on you guys you survived Admit it that movie was terrible Okay it was pretty bad I thought it was a beautiful movie it really spoke to me The only thing speaking to me is my stomach What's that boy? You want some chilli dogs? Come on everyone let's go get some dogs Wait a minute Mitch Huh? That movie made me wonder if we're taking our love for granted What are talking about babe? Well we're too close there's no space between us for our love to grow We need to spend the weekend apart to test the strength of our love But babe we had plans to hang out all weekend If we can't get through two days apart how are going to stay together forever? If we can't make it on our own then we should break up Uhh? Don't you think our love is strong enough? Yeah but--? Then prove to me you love me by staying away from me for a weekend You know I'll do anything for you Starla Perfect Then meet me at the clocktower Sunday at midnight And not a moment before Of course b-- Shhhh Adieu monamor Adieu Uhh are you sure this is a good idea Starla? Of course it is Sometimes you got to put love to the test Whoa harsh Yeah are you going to be alright Muscle Man? Pff I'll be fine When it comes to the ladies sometimes you just got to play the game The game? Yeah man When she says "Stay away" you stay away I don't know dude You two spend a lot of time together Look who here knows more about the ladies me or Single McSingleton? Pff Alright Muscle Man good luck Whatever losers I'm gonna get through this weekend no problem And I'm gonna get through all by myself Alright! Time to stay away from Starla the easy way With television Click Are you ready couch potatoes?! Yeah I'm ready! It's time for " Couples Crush" Their love is crushing all! There're really goin' at it! Oh man! Starla would love this! Relax Muscle Man You gotta give your lady her space Mitch! Why aren't you calling to tell me about this? Get it together man! Get it together I miss you Mitch Are you trying to ignore me?! NO! Oh really? Then why haven't you called? But you said if I did we'd have to break up! Mitch! I didn't mean it Call me! Just pick up the phone! Mitch I miss you! Ch-ch-ch-chillin'! Chillin' in the pool! Ch-ch-ch-chillin' Drinkin' sodas lookin' cool! Ch-ch-ch-chillin'! Paper bag and do it right! Ch-ch-ch-chillin'! Paper bag"ll keep the soda cold all night! Chillin' Dudes! Dudes I need your help!! Chill out Muscle Man Yeah have a soda Here ya go! This isn't the time for soda! This "Starla" thing is freaking me out! I see her everywhere! In my soup in my chicken nuggets it's driving me crazy! If I don't get some help I'm gonna call her and she's gonna dump me! Dude it's only for the weekend We'll help you through this You can count on us! Thanks guys Why hasn't Mitch called me yet?! Doesn't he love me? Oh Starla Muscle Man totally loves you Then why hasn't he called me yet? Because you said if he did you'd dump him Well I didn't mean it! He should know the difference between me meaning things and me not meaning things Starla there's no way he can guess what you're thinking all the time That's impossible It should be possible Oh come on! If you miss him so much why don't you just call him? Because it's a test of our love!! Yo Rigby! Got any 3's? Go Fish I'll be in my trailer I better take this Hey Margaret! How's Starla? Not so good Muscle Man's not doing much better This is so dumb Yeah! I can't believe their doing this over a lame movie I know! If two people like each other they should just be together Yeah! Like us Uh I mean if we liked each other we would totally be together and it wouldn't even be a big deal I mean or if anyone liked each other Are you feeling okay? I'm fine I'm just tired Talk to you later see you at midnight! Bye! Is the perimeter secure? Yeah I think Muscle Man's just takin' a nap Well let's go see how he's doing Muscle Man? Yo Muscle Man Hey man are you okay? Did your hear me? Starla! Starla! We're gonna need some backup! Starla! Starla Starla! Alright dudes I know Muscle Man looks totally miserable but we just have to keep watch over him til' midnight Got it? Got it! I'll take first watch Almost there Muscle Man Only 15 minutes left to go That's good You think you could let me use the bathroom? Sorry dude Aw man You don't have to worry I don't have any need to run away Just let me hit the bathroom I gotta use it Alright Just for a minute In your face! My lady's love gives me all the strength I need! Code Red Code Red! We got a runner! STARLA! Muscle Man! Stop don't do it! You have to wait! I can't! Starla! STARLA! Don't cry Starla Yeah you've only got 10 minutes left Did you hear something? I think so MY BABY NEEDS ME! Starla! Starla! Starla! Dude no! Mitch! Starla no! Muscle Man don't do it! She'll break up with you! You promised her you'd wait! I've waited long enough! I don't wanna wait anymore! And I bet Starla doesn't wanna wait anymore either! STARLA! MITCH! Thank you all for helpng me It was totally worth waiting to prove our love You guys are true friends Thanks Muscle Man! It was noth--thing We probably shoudn't invite them to the movies anymore Good idea