Full House s04e15 Episode Script
Ol' Brown Eyes
GOT ANY QUEENS? GO FISH.
I KNOW HOW TO SKIP.
CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.
GO FOR IT.
* SKIP, SKIP * * SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' * THAT WAS VERY GOOD, MICHELLE, BUT I THINK ONE OF YOUR FEET IS MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN.
TRY IT THIS WAY.
* SKIP, SKIP * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' * COME ON, DANNY, YOU SKIP LIKE THE TIN MAN.
PUT SOME OIL IN THOSE JOINTS.
LOOSEN UP AND FROLIC.
FROLIC? YEAH, FROLIC.
* LOU, LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * LOU, LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * LOU, LOU * HEY, MAN, WE WERE TEACHING MICHELLE HOW TO SKIP.
MICHELLE, IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL, SKIP THE SKIPPING.
YOU GOT TO WORK ON THE STRUT, BABE.
THAT'S IT.
LET IT SWING, SHORTY.
* AHH * * AHH * * WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY * * THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY * * EVENIN' TV * * HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE * * SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE * * THIS OLD WORLD'S * * CONFUSIN' ME * * CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN * * AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE * * THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS * * KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A HEART * * A HAND TO HOLD ONTO * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * * A LIGHT IS WAITIN' * * TO CARRY YOU HOME * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * DO BE DO BA BA DA * CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
OK, MICHELLE, WE'RE PLAYING THE HOT AND COLD GAME.
TRY AND FIND YOUR DOLL.
YOU'RE COLD.
YOU'RE GETTING COLDER.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE AT THE NORTH POLE.
MICHELLE, THE COLDER YOU GET, THE FURTHER YOU ARE FROM THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I JUST WANT A COOKIE.
[SIGHS.]
NOW, WHERE WERE WE? ALL RIGHT, JOEY, I GOTTA REHEARSE WITH THE BAND.
CAN YOU TAKE BECKY'S WEDDING RING DOWN AND HAVE IT ENGRAVED FOR ME? NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
IT TOOK ME A WEEK, BUT I FINALLY CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT INSCRIPTION.
LAY IT ON ME, JESS.
"WISE MEN SAY ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN GOT IT.
"BUT I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWS SURELY TO THE SEA" JESS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY CHARGE BY THE LETTER.
ALL RIGHT, JUST MAKE IT "LOVE ME TENDER.
" HEY, GUYS.
HI, JOEY.
HI, SWEETHEART.
HI, BECK.
JESS, ARE YOU READY FOR A LITTLE NO-WHINING TUXEDO SHOPPING? OHH.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I FOUND THE PERFECT TUXEDO.
AND I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT I'M NOT MARRYING A MAN WEARING A LEATHER TUXEDO WITH A COBRA ON THE BACK.
HEY, GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
OUR SCHOOL FUND RAISER TONIGHT IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO PSYCHED.
WE'RE GONNA BE IN A REAL ROCK CLUB INSTEAD OF A SWEATY GYM.
THE SMASH CLUB IS ALL YOURS.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET EVERYONE OUT OF THERE BY 9:00 BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BRING IN THE MUD WRESTLING PIT.
THEY GOT RID OF THE JELL-O? DEEJ, COME HERE.
I GOTTA TELL YOU HOW PROUD OF YOU I AM FOR PUTTING TOGETHER THIS FUND RAISER FOR YOUR SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY I WAS POWDERING YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
DAD, PLEASE.
SORRY, SWEETIE.
DAD, PLEASE DON'T PICK MY LINT.
SORRY AGAIN.
NOW, JOEY, YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN THE SHOW BY DOING YOUR COMEDY ACT.
DEEJ, I HAVE TOTALLY ADAPTED MY VEGAS ACT TO THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL CROWD.
SO, THIS SEVENTH GRADER COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS, "HEY, DUDE, GOT ANY MOUSSE?" AND I SAY, [IMITATING BULLWINKLE.]
"WHY, CERTAINLY, IS BULLWINKLE OK?" SO, WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH, I WATCHED LOTS OF CARTOONS.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT CARTOON CHARACTERS COULD PRETTY MUCH GET A HOLD OF DYNAMITE WHENEVER THEY NEEDED IT? AND IT WASN'T THE TYPE OF DYNAMITE THAT WOULD KILL YOU.
IT JUST KINDA MADE YOUR REAR END SMOLDER.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT.
MY FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
NOW UNCLE JESSE, YOUR BAND'S GONNA DO A WHOLE SET, RIGHT? YEAH, WE'RE GONNA RIP IT UP, TEAR IT APART, PARTY TILL THE PARENTS COME AND PICK YOU UP.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS SO COOL.
OH, AND DAD, WHEN YOU'RE UP THERE INTRODUCING JESSE AND JOEY-- YEAH, DEEJ? KEEP IT SHORT.
WE WANT TO TRY AND PACK IN AS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT AS POSSIBLE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO GET IN THE WAY OF ALL THE FUN.
THANKS, DAD.
OH, AND PLEASE, DON'T MENTION MY TUSHY IN PUBLIC.
I'M GOING OVER TO KIMMY'S.
SEE YOU, DEEJ.
BYE.
BYE, D.
J.
OH, MAN.
I'M GETTING A VIBE HERE THAT D.
J.
DOESN'T THINK I'M ALL THAT GROOVY.
NO.
NO.
NO.
IT'S A REAL MIND BLOWER.
I JUST WISH I COULD SHOW D.
J.
THAT I'M AS HIP AND COOL AS YOU GUYS ARE.
DANNY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP AND COOL.
YOU'RE SPIC AND SPAN.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT D.
J.
TO BE PROUD OF ME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
I AM GOING TO SURPRISE D.
J.
JESS, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG WITH YOU AND YOUR BAND.
COULDN'T YOU JUST SURPRISE HER WITH, LIKE, A REALLY NICE SWEATER? YOU DON'T THINK I CAN BE COOL? JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW I GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY WITH MY BAD SELF.
HOOYAH! WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD? OHH.
OHH.
OHH.
I HEARD THAT.
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.
I GOT TO WORK ON MY ACT.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO RIP THE COBRA OFF THE BACK OF JESSE'S TUX.
I GOT TO STOP HER.
I GOTTA GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY.
THEY'LL WANT TO FIND THIS.
HA HA HA! GOOD BOY, COMET.
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART DOG.
UP ON THE BED.
YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK.
THANKS, COMET.
STEPH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHERE JESSE'S WEDDING RING IS.
I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT TO THE ENGRAVER, AND I CAN'T FIND IT.
JESSE'S GONNA KILL ME.
OOH, I CAN JUST SEE THAT VEIN IN HIS FOREHEAD THROBBING, HIS NECK TURNING RED, HIS EYES BUGGING OUT! CAN I BE THERE WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU LOST IT? WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD? NOT NOW, MICHELLE.
I HAVE TO FIND JESSE'S WEDDING RING.
YOU'RE VERY COLD.
YOU TOOK JESSE'S WEDDING RING? YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I KNOW IT'S A DRAG HAVING TO PLAY A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL FUND RAISER.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID EITHER.
OH, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! DANNY, JUST LIE DOWN AND DON'T GET UP UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS.
JESS, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN, I KNOW WHY YOU ROCKERS WIGGLE AROUND ON THE STAGE SO MUCH.
THESE LEATHER PANTS REALLY RIDE UP.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, A LOT OF GUYS CAN'T PULL OFF THIS LOOK, AND THERE'S AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THAT YOU JUST MAY BE ONE OF THEM.
COME ON, JESS.
LET'S REHEARSE MY SONG BEFORE D.
J.
GETS HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU, UH YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? JESS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY SECRET DREAM TO BE A REAL ROCK STAR.
YOU KNOW I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, BUT, UH I USED TO SING WITH THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY.
YOU DID? YEAH, 'TIL MY MOM MADE MY SHUT IT OFF AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
[HITS SNARE DRUM.]
JESSE, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG THAT IS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL.
MY GENERATION BY THE WHO.
WELL, MY GENERATION WAS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL IN THE SIXTIES, BUT THESE KIDS WON'T KNOW THAT SONG.
HEY, MY GENERATION IS A TIMELESS ANTHEM OF TEENAGE ANGST AND REBELLION.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SING IT LIKE SOME OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL DINOSAUR.
I SPENT AN HOUR WATCHING DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN ON MTV.
I AM READY TO BUST A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUMP UP THE JAM.
HUH? LET'S JUST PLAY THE SONG, HUH? GENERATION IN "G.
" [BAND PLAYS MY GENERATION.]
* YO, PEOPLE TRY TO PUT US D-D-DOWN * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * JUST BECAUSE WE G-G-GET AROUND * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * THINGS THEY DO LOOK AWFUL COLD * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION * * CAN'T TOUCH IT, CAN'T TOUCH IT * * MY GENERATION, BABY * * WHY DON'T YOU ALL * * FADE AWAY * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * DON'T TRY AND DIG WHAT WE ALL S-S-SAY * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * I'M NOT TRYIN' TO CAUSE A NEW S-S-SENSATION * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * I'M JUST TALKIN' ABOUT MY G-G-GENERATION * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION, BABY * [SONG ENDS.]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, I'M, UH, I'M BUSTING A MOVE.
AND MY SHOULDER.
OOH.
GIVE ME THAT.
HONEY, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
I'M GOING TO SING THIS AT YOUR FUND RAISER.
YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC? ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE.
YOU MEAN YOUR FORMER FRIENDS.
YOUR DAD HAS A VERY GOOD VOICE.
YOU JUST NEED TO TIE HIM DOWN TO A CHAIR, THAT'S ALL.
DAD, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN SCHOOL AGAIN.
I THINK MY SINGING MUST HAVE REALLY EMBARRASSED D.
J.
DON'T FORGET THE CLOTHES AND THE DANCING.
KIMMY, DON'T HELP.
OK.
I'LL GO HELP D.
J.
SWEEP UP THE SHATTERED PIECES OF HER LIFE.
JESS, COULD I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE? SURE.
OH, GUYS DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED TO MY GENERATION.
YOU ALL RIGHT? OH, JESS, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID? THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME.
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME EITHER.
WHOA, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE REAL YOU! YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SINGING THAT SONG WOULD SHOW D.
J.
THAT I COULD BE COOL.
OH, DON'T FEEL BAD.
WHEN YOU'RE 14, YOUR DAD'S NEVER COOL.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.
MY DAD CAME OUT.
GUESS HE WANTED TO PROVE HE WAS ONE OF THE GUYS.
HE THREW ME A PASS.
ALL I COULD REMEMBER THINKING WAS, "OH, NO.
MY DAD THROWS LIKE A GIRL!" YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE A TEENAGER, THINGS SEEM SO MUCH WORSE THAN THEY REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW? NO, MY DAD REALLY THREW LIKE A GIRL.
THE PASS ONLY MADE IT ABOUT HALFWAY.
HAD TO TELL MY FRIENDS HE HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW D.
J.
FEELS.
I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE IF YOUR DAD THREW THAT SISSY THROW IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL? YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M DOING ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS WHAT HE DID TO ME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S WORSE.
AT LEAST MY DAD NEVER WORE A GRINNING SKULL.
D.
J.
, HOW CAN YOU NOT GO TONIGHT? YOU PUT TOGETHER THE WHOLE FUNDRAISER.
HEY, IF ANYONE WONDERS WHY I'M NOT THERE, THEY'LL STOP WONDERING AS SOON AS THEY HEAR MY DAD SING.
D.
J.
, CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE, ALONE? OH, IT'S OK, MR.
T.
ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY TO D.
J.
, YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF ME.
OK.
D.
J.
, HOW CAN WE GET KIMMY OUT OF THE ROOM? IN MY HOUSE.
THAT'S OK.
YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
DEEJ ABOUT ME SINGING TONIGHT, I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
MY DAD THREW LIKE A GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE GRANDPA HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
BOY, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT STORY, DIDN'T I? THE POINT IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SING TONIGHT.
REALLY? YOU MEAN IT? I PROMISE, NOT ONE MOVE WILL I BUST.
THANKS, DAD.
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE SILLY, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS HIP AND COOL.
BUT I'M NOT, SO DON'T WORRY, I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS YOU, OK? DAD, I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
BUT I APPRECIATE EVEN MORE THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.
HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
I'M HAPPY 'CAUSE NOW I CAN GET OUT OF THESE LEATHER PANTS AND INTO SOME OINTMENT.
OW! KIMMY, AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED TO HAVE A GLASS AT YOUR EAR? WELL, IF YOU'D SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER, I COULD HEAR WITHOUT IT.
OH, AND ON BEHALF OF VANADDA JUNIOR HIGH, THANKS FOR NOT SINGING.
ALL RIGHT, DEEJ! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE SCHOOLS! YEAH, GREAT.
I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT HURTING MY DAD'S FEELINGS.
IT COULD BE WORSE.
REALLY? HOW? * TALKIN' ABOUT MY G-G-GENERATION * * YO, PEOPLE TRY TO GET US DOWN * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * OK, HOW AM I DOING, MICHELLE? YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG! YOU FOUND THE RING! YIPPEE! MICHELLE, THIS IS NOT QUITE THE RING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? MICHELLE, WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE COOKIE.
WHEN I SEE A COOKIE, I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE COOKIE IF YOU TELL ME WHERE THE RING IS.
I TOLD YOU I PUT IT IN THE COOKIE JAR.
AND I SAID IT'S NOT IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THEN HOW DO I GET THAT COOKIE? I'LL TELL YOU HOW YOU GET THE COOKIE, BY REMEMBERING WHERE YOU PUT THE RING.
NOW THINK.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT? YES, I DO.
THAT COOKIE.
WELL, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
NOW, HOW ABOUT IF YOU SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU DID FROM THE TIME YOU PICKED UP UNCLE JESSE'S RING, AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU? YOU MEAN LIKE FOLLOW THE LEADER? RIGHT.
NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER YOU PICKED UP THE RING? I CAME INTO THE KITCHEN.
GOOD.
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
OK.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED? I SAW A BUG.
OK.
THEN WHAT? I FOLLOWED THE BUG.
OK, WHERE DID YOU FOLLOW THE BUG? FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK, FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK.
THEN WHAT? THEN THE BUG STOPPED.
OK, THEN WHAT HAPPENED? THEN THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
I'LL BET THE BUG WAS PRETTY DIZZY BY THIS TIME.
FOLLOW THE BUG.
UNDER THE TABLE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? OW! HI, JESSE.
UH WE'RE JUST PLAYING FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OH, YEAH? LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
OH, WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
WE WERE LOOKING FOR A RING.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, MICHELLE.
I PLUMB FORGOT.
WHAT RING WOULD THAT BE? WOULD IT HAPPEN TO BE THIS RING? WHERE'D YOU FIND THE RING? IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.
MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN.
WANT A COOKIE? I'LL COOKIE YOU.
[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC.]
SECURITY! [SONG ENDS.]
MORE, MORE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET! WELL, DEEJ, YOU PULLED IT OFF.
JOEY WAS FUNNY.
JESSE'S BAND WAS HOT, AND YOUR DAD HARDLY SAID A WORD.
YEAH, THE PERFECT NIGHT.
BUT I FEEL SO AWFUL.
WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHT.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR JESSE AND THE RIPPERS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST, COMEDIAN JOEY GLADSTONE! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
WELL, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT IT'S ALMOST 9:00.
I CAN SEE THE MEN WITH THE MUD.
AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING: TIME FOR BINGO.
WELL, UH I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS ANYBODY, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY THANK THE PERSON WHO PUT TOGETHER TONIGHT'S FUND RAISER.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR D.
J.
TANNER.
[APPLAUSE.]
COME ON UP, HONEY.
THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT, EVERYONE.
WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THAT NEW COMPUTER.
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SONG FROM JESSE AND THE RIPPERS? [APPLAUSE.]
FEATURING A BRAND-NEW SINGER I'M VERY PROUD OF MY DAD.
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DANNY TANNER! [APPLAUSE.]
DEEJ, HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU.
DAD, THE ONLY THING I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT IS THE WAY I ACTED TODAY.
BUST A MOVE, DAD.
UM, I GUESS I'M GOING TO SING A SONG, AND I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE IT TO D.
J.
OH, THANKS.
I USED TO SING THIS TO DEEJ WHEN SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
AND I REALLY HOPE SHE LIKES IT RIGHT NOW.
[BAND PLAYS MY GIRL.]
* I GOT SUNSHINE * * ON A CLOUDY DAY * * WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE * * I GOT THE MONTH OF MAY * * WHOA WHOA * * I GUESS YOU'D SAY * * WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * [HIGH-PITCHED VOICED.]
* I GOT SO MUCH HONEY * * THE BEES ENVY ME * * I GOT A SWEETER SONG * * THAN ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES * * WHOA WHOA * * I GUESS YOU'D SAY * * WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * OOH OOH * CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
I KNOW HOW TO SKIP.
CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.
GO FOR IT.
* SKIP, SKIP * * SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' * THAT WAS VERY GOOD, MICHELLE, BUT I THINK ONE OF YOUR FEET IS MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN.
TRY IT THIS WAY.
* SKIP, SKIP * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' * COME ON, DANNY, YOU SKIP LIKE THE TIN MAN.
PUT SOME OIL IN THOSE JOINTS.
LOOSEN UP AND FROLIC.
FROLIC? YEAH, FROLIC.
* LOU, LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * LOU, LOU * * SKIP TO MY LOU * * LOU, LOU * HEY, MAN, WE WERE TEACHING MICHELLE HOW TO SKIP.
MICHELLE, IF YOU WANT TO BE COOL, SKIP THE SKIPPING.
YOU GOT TO WORK ON THE STRUT, BABE.
THAT'S IT.
LET IT SWING, SHORTY.
* AHH * * AHH * * WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY * * THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY * * EVENIN' TV * * HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE * * SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE * * THIS OLD WORLD'S * * CONFUSIN' ME * * CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN * * AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE * * THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS * * KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A HEART * * A HAND TO HOLD ONTO * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * * A LIGHT IS WAITIN' * * TO CARRY YOU HOME * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * DO BE DO BA BA DA * CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
OK, MICHELLE, WE'RE PLAYING THE HOT AND COLD GAME.
TRY AND FIND YOUR DOLL.
YOU'RE COLD.
YOU'RE GETTING COLDER.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE AT THE NORTH POLE.
MICHELLE, THE COLDER YOU GET, THE FURTHER YOU ARE FROM THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I JUST WANT A COOKIE.
[SIGHS.]
NOW, WHERE WERE WE? ALL RIGHT, JOEY, I GOTTA REHEARSE WITH THE BAND.
CAN YOU TAKE BECKY'S WEDDING RING DOWN AND HAVE IT ENGRAVED FOR ME? NO PROBLEM.
ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
IT TOOK ME A WEEK, BUT I FINALLY CAME UP WITH THE PERFECT INSCRIPTION.
LAY IT ON ME, JESS.
"WISE MEN SAY ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN GOT IT.
"BUT I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWS SURELY TO THE SEA" JESS, JUST SO YOU KNOW, THEY CHARGE BY THE LETTER.
ALL RIGHT, JUST MAKE IT "LOVE ME TENDER.
" HEY, GUYS.
HI, JOEY.
HI, SWEETHEART.
HI, BECK.
JESS, ARE YOU READY FOR A LITTLE NO-WHINING TUXEDO SHOPPING? OHH.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I FOUND THE PERFECT TUXEDO.
AND I TOLD YOU ALREADY THAT I'M NOT MARRYING A MAN WEARING A LEATHER TUXEDO WITH A COBRA ON THE BACK.
HEY, GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
OUR SCHOOL FUND RAISER TONIGHT IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO PSYCHED.
WE'RE GONNA BE IN A REAL ROCK CLUB INSTEAD OF A SWEATY GYM.
THE SMASH CLUB IS ALL YOURS.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET EVERYONE OUT OF THERE BY 9:00 BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BRING IN THE MUD WRESTLING PIT.
THEY GOT RID OF THE JELL-O? DEEJ, COME HERE.
I GOTTA TELL YOU HOW PROUD OF YOU I AM FOR PUTTING TOGETHER THIS FUND RAISER FOR YOUR SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY I WAS POWDERING YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
DAD, PLEASE.
SORRY, SWEETIE.
DAD, PLEASE DON'T PICK MY LINT.
SORRY AGAIN.
NOW, JOEY, YOU'RE GOING TO OPEN THE SHOW BY DOING YOUR COMEDY ACT.
DEEJ, I HAVE TOTALLY ADAPTED MY VEGAS ACT TO THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL CROWD.
SO, THIS SEVENTH GRADER COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS, "HEY, DUDE, GOT ANY MOUSSE?" AND I SAY, [IMITATING BULLWINKLE.]
"WHY, CERTAINLY, IS BULLWINKLE OK?" SO, WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH, I WATCHED LOTS OF CARTOONS.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT CARTOON CHARACTERS COULD PRETTY MUCH GET A HOLD OF DYNAMITE WHENEVER THEY NEEDED IT? AND IT WASN'T THE TYPE OF DYNAMITE THAT WOULD KILL YOU.
IT JUST KINDA MADE YOUR REAR END SMOLDER.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT.
MY FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
NOW UNCLE JESSE, YOUR BAND'S GONNA DO A WHOLE SET, RIGHT? YEAH, WE'RE GONNA RIP IT UP, TEAR IT APART, PARTY TILL THE PARENTS COME AND PICK YOU UP.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS SO COOL.
OH, AND DAD, WHEN YOU'RE UP THERE INTRODUCING JESSE AND JOEY-- YEAH, DEEJ? KEEP IT SHORT.
WE WANT TO TRY AND PACK IN AS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT AS POSSIBLE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO GET IN THE WAY OF ALL THE FUN.
THANKS, DAD.
OH, AND PLEASE, DON'T MENTION MY TUSHY IN PUBLIC.
I'M GOING OVER TO KIMMY'S.
SEE YOU, DEEJ.
BYE.
BYE, D.
J.
OH, MAN.
I'M GETTING A VIBE HERE THAT D.
J.
DOESN'T THINK I'M ALL THAT GROOVY.
NO.
NO.
NO.
IT'S A REAL MIND BLOWER.
I JUST WISH I COULD SHOW D.
J.
THAT I'M AS HIP AND COOL AS YOU GUYS ARE.
DANNY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE HIP AND COOL.
YOU'RE SPIC AND SPAN.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT D.
J.
TO BE PROUD OF ME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
I AM GOING TO SURPRISE D.
J.
JESS, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG WITH YOU AND YOUR BAND.
COULDN'T YOU JUST SURPRISE HER WITH, LIKE, A REALLY NICE SWEATER? YOU DON'T THINK I CAN BE COOL? JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE HOW I GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY WITH MY BAD SELF.
HOOYAH! WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD? OHH.
OHH.
OHH.
I HEARD THAT.
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.
I GOT TO WORK ON MY ACT.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO RIP THE COBRA OFF THE BACK OF JESSE'S TUX.
I GOT TO STOP HER.
I GOTTA GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY.
THEY'LL WANT TO FIND THIS.
HA HA HA! GOOD BOY, COMET.
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART DOG.
UP ON THE BED.
YOU CAN HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK.
THANKS, COMET.
STEPH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHERE JESSE'S WEDDING RING IS.
I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT TO THE ENGRAVER, AND I CAN'T FIND IT.
JESSE'S GONNA KILL ME.
OOH, I CAN JUST SEE THAT VEIN IN HIS FOREHEAD THROBBING, HIS NECK TURNING RED, HIS EYES BUGGING OUT! CAN I BE THERE WHEN YOU TELL HIM YOU LOST IT? WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD? NOT NOW, MICHELLE.
I HAVE TO FIND JESSE'S WEDDING RING.
YOU'RE VERY COLD.
YOU TOOK JESSE'S WEDDING RING? YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I KNOW IT'S A DRAG HAVING TO PLAY A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL FUND RAISER.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID EITHER.
OH, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL! DANNY, JUST LIE DOWN AND DON'T GET UP UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS.
JESS, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN, I KNOW WHY YOU ROCKERS WIGGLE AROUND ON THE STAGE SO MUCH.
THESE LEATHER PANTS REALLY RIDE UP.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, A LOT OF GUYS CAN'T PULL OFF THIS LOOK, AND THERE'S AN OUTSIDE CHANCE THAT YOU JUST MAY BE ONE OF THEM.
COME ON, JESS.
LET'S REHEARSE MY SONG BEFORE D.
J.
GETS HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU, UH YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? JESS IT'S ALWAYS BEEN MY SECRET DREAM TO BE A REAL ROCK STAR.
YOU KNOW I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS, BUT, UH I USED TO SING WITH THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY.
YOU DID? YEAH, 'TIL MY MOM MADE MY SHUT IT OFF AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
[HITS SNARE DRUM.]
JESSE, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG THAT IS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL.
MY GENERATION BY THE WHO.
WELL, MY GENERATION WAS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL IN THE SIXTIES, BUT THESE KIDS WON'T KNOW THAT SONG.
HEY, MY GENERATION IS A TIMELESS ANTHEM OF TEENAGE ANGST AND REBELLION.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SING IT LIKE SOME OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL DINOSAUR.
I SPENT AN HOUR WATCHING DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN ON MTV.
I AM READY TO BUST A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S PUMP UP THE JAM.
HUH? LET'S JUST PLAY THE SONG, HUH? GENERATION IN "G.
" [BAND PLAYS MY GENERATION.]
* YO, PEOPLE TRY TO PUT US D-D-DOWN * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * JUST BECAUSE WE G-G-GET AROUND * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * THINGS THEY DO LOOK AWFUL COLD * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION * * CAN'T TOUCH IT, CAN'T TOUCH IT * * MY GENERATION, BABY * * WHY DON'T YOU ALL * * FADE AWAY * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * DON'T TRY AND DIG WHAT WE ALL S-S-SAY * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * I'M NOT TRYIN' TO CAUSE A NEW S-S-SENSATION * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * I'M JUST TALKIN' ABOUT MY G-G-GENERATION * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION * * MY GENERATION, BABY * [SONG ENDS.]
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OH, I'M, UH, I'M BUSTING A MOVE.
AND MY SHOULDER.
OOH.
GIVE ME THAT.
HONEY, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
I'M GOING TO SING THIS AT YOUR FUND RAISER.
YOU WERE GOING TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC? ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE.
YOU MEAN YOUR FORMER FRIENDS.
YOUR DAD HAS A VERY GOOD VOICE.
YOU JUST NEED TO TIE HIM DOWN TO A CHAIR, THAT'S ALL.
DAD, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW MY FACE IN SCHOOL AGAIN.
I THINK MY SINGING MUST HAVE REALLY EMBARRASSED D.
J.
DON'T FORGET THE CLOTHES AND THE DANCING.
KIMMY, DON'T HELP.
OK.
I'LL GO HELP D.
J.
SWEEP UP THE SHATTERED PIECES OF HER LIFE.
JESS, COULD I SEE YOU IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE? SURE.
OH, GUYS DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED TO MY GENERATION.
YOU ALL RIGHT? OH, JESS, WHO AM I TRYING TO KID? THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME.
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME EITHER.
WHOA, I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE REAL YOU! YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT SINGING THAT SONG WOULD SHOW D.
J.
THAT I COULD BE COOL.
OH, DON'T FEEL BAD.
WHEN YOU'RE 14, YOUR DAD'S NEVER COOL.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID, I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.
MY DAD CAME OUT.
GUESS HE WANTED TO PROVE HE WAS ONE OF THE GUYS.
HE THREW ME A PASS.
ALL I COULD REMEMBER THINKING WAS, "OH, NO.
MY DAD THROWS LIKE A GIRL!" YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE A TEENAGER, THINGS SEEM SO MUCH WORSE THAN THEY REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW? NO, MY DAD REALLY THREW LIKE A GIRL.
THE PASS ONLY MADE IT ABOUT HALFWAY.
HAD TO TELL MY FRIENDS HE HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW D.
J.
FEELS.
I MEAN, COULD YOU IMAGINE IF YOUR DAD THREW THAT SISSY THROW IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL? YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M DOING ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS WHAT HE DID TO ME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S WORSE.
AT LEAST MY DAD NEVER WORE A GRINNING SKULL.
D.
J.
, HOW CAN YOU NOT GO TONIGHT? YOU PUT TOGETHER THE WHOLE FUNDRAISER.
HEY, IF ANYONE WONDERS WHY I'M NOT THERE, THEY'LL STOP WONDERING AS SOON AS THEY HEAR MY DAD SING.
D.
J.
, CAN I TALK TO YOU A MINUTE, ALONE? OH, IT'S OK, MR.
T.
ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY TO D.
J.
, YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF ME.
OK.
D.
J.
, HOW CAN WE GET KIMMY OUT OF THE ROOM? IN MY HOUSE.
THAT'S OK.
YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
DEEJ ABOUT ME SINGING TONIGHT, I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
MY DAD THREW LIKE A GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE GRANDPA HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
BOY, I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT STORY, DIDN'T I? THE POINT IS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SING TONIGHT.
REALLY? YOU MEAN IT? I PROMISE, NOT ONE MOVE WILL I BUST.
THANKS, DAD.
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY SOUND A LITTLE SILLY, BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK I WAS HIP AND COOL.
BUT I'M NOT, SO DON'T WORRY, I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING TO EMBARRASS YOU, OK? DAD, I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
BUT I APPRECIATE EVEN MORE THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.
HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
I'M HAPPY 'CAUSE NOW I CAN GET OUT OF THESE LEATHER PANTS AND INTO SOME OINTMENT.
OW! KIMMY, AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED TO HAVE A GLASS AT YOUR EAR? WELL, IF YOU'D SPEAK A LITTLE LOUDER, I COULD HEAR WITHOUT IT.
OH, AND ON BEHALF OF VANADDA JUNIOR HIGH, THANKS FOR NOT SINGING.
ALL RIGHT, DEEJ! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE SCHOOLS! YEAH, GREAT.
I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT HURTING MY DAD'S FEELINGS.
IT COULD BE WORSE.
REALLY? HOW? * TALKIN' ABOUT MY G-G-GENERATION * * YO, PEOPLE TRY TO GET US DOWN * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION * OK, HOW AM I DOING, MICHELLE? YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG! YOU FOUND THE RING! YIPPEE! MICHELLE, THIS IS NOT QUITE THE RING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT? MICHELLE, WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT THE COOKIE.
WHEN I SEE A COOKIE, I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE COOKIE IF YOU TELL ME WHERE THE RING IS.
I TOLD YOU I PUT IT IN THE COOKIE JAR.
AND I SAID IT'S NOT IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THEN HOW DO I GET THAT COOKIE? I'LL TELL YOU HOW YOU GET THE COOKIE, BY REMEMBERING WHERE YOU PUT THE RING.
NOW THINK.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT? YES, I DO.
THAT COOKIE.
WELL, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
NOW, HOW ABOUT IF YOU SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU DID FROM THE TIME YOU PICKED UP UNCLE JESSE'S RING, AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU? YOU MEAN LIKE FOLLOW THE LEADER? RIGHT.
NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO AFTER YOU PICKED UP THE RING? I CAME INTO THE KITCHEN.
GOOD.
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
OK.
THEN WHAT HAPPENED? I SAW A BUG.
OK.
THEN WHAT? I FOLLOWED THE BUG.
OK, WHERE DID YOU FOLLOW THE BUG? FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK, FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK.
THEN WHAT? THEN THE BUG STOPPED.
OK, THEN WHAT HAPPENED? THEN THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
I'LL BET THE BUG WAS PRETTY DIZZY BY THIS TIME.
FOLLOW THE BUG.
UNDER THE TABLE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? OW! HI, JESSE.
UH WE'RE JUST PLAYING FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OH, YEAH? LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
OH, WE'RE NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
WE WERE LOOKING FOR A RING.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME, MICHELLE.
I PLUMB FORGOT.
WHAT RING WOULD THAT BE? WOULD IT HAPPEN TO BE THIS RING? WHERE'D YOU FIND THE RING? IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.
MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN.
WANT A COOKIE? I'LL COOKIE YOU.
[BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC.]
SECURITY! [SONG ENDS.]
MORE, MORE! I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET! WELL, DEEJ, YOU PULLED IT OFF.
JOEY WAS FUNNY.
JESSE'S BAND WAS HOT, AND YOUR DAD HARDLY SAID A WORD.
YEAH, THE PERFECT NIGHT.
BUT I FEEL SO AWFUL.
WELL, THAT'S OUR SHOW FOR TONIGHT.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR JESSE AND THE RIPPERS! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST, COMEDIAN JOEY GLADSTONE! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE.]
WELL, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT IT'S ALMOST 9:00.
I CAN SEE THE MEN WITH THE MUD.
AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING: TIME FOR BINGO.
WELL, UH I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS ANYBODY, BUT I THINK WE SHOULD REALLY THANK THE PERSON WHO PUT TOGETHER TONIGHT'S FUND RAISER.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR D.
J.
TANNER.
[APPLAUSE.]
COME ON UP, HONEY.
THANKS FOR COMING TONIGHT, EVERYONE.
WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY THAT NEW COMPUTER.
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SONG FROM JESSE AND THE RIPPERS? [APPLAUSE.]
FEATURING A BRAND-NEW SINGER I'M VERY PROUD OF MY DAD.
LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR DANNY TANNER! [APPLAUSE.]
DEEJ, HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU.
DAD, THE ONLY THING I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT IS THE WAY I ACTED TODAY.
BUST A MOVE, DAD.
UM, I GUESS I'M GOING TO SING A SONG, AND I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE IT TO D.
J.
OH, THANKS.
I USED TO SING THIS TO DEEJ WHEN SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
AND I REALLY HOPE SHE LIKES IT RIGHT NOW.
[BAND PLAYS MY GIRL.]
* I GOT SUNSHINE * * ON A CLOUDY DAY * * WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE * * I GOT THE MONTH OF MAY * * WHOA WHOA * * I GUESS YOU'D SAY * * WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * [HIGH-PITCHED VOICED.]
* I GOT SO MUCH HONEY * * THE BEES ENVY ME * * I GOT A SWEETER SONG * * THAN ALL THE BIRDS IN THE TREES * * WHOA WHOA * * I GUESS YOU'D SAY * * WHAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAY * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL * * MY GIRL * * OOH OOH * CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL