That's So Raven (2003) s04e15 Episode Script
Soup to Nuts
1 Principal Stuckerman at it again.
Just look at these new rules, Chelsea.
I know.
"No spiky heels, no shiny hats, no noisy jewelry.
" What is that all about? Hey, y'all! Hey! Well, I think it's pretty obvious who these rules are directed at.
Yeah, so obvious.
Who? Chelsea, it's Raven.
Ok, yeesh.
I thought you said it was obvious.
Check it out.
What? Dr.
Stuckerman is definitely out to get me.
I don't know why he is always trippin'.
Trippin', am I? Trippin' as in Cool, wise, smart.
Really? Well, why don't we look it up in my pocket dictionary of youth slang? You got one of those? Yeah.
Here we are.
Trippin' "see buggin'.
" Buggin', buggin'.
Buggin'.
Buggin'.
"See whack.
" Whack, whack.
Ok, ok, ok, ok.
Trippin' is not that great of a compliment, ok.
It's just that, these rules, they're so unreasonable.
Miss Baxter, every rule has a reason, and every reason has a rule.
And what's the reason for those? Your wardrobe is a danger to me and the entire student population.
Now remove those violations at once.
I still don't understand what the big deal is.
Not like these beads are gonna hurt anybody.
Miss Baxter, it's exactly that kind of noisy Oh, snap.
Dr.
Stuckerman, I am so sorry.
My goodness, how's your back? Whack.
Yep, that's me.
Dr.
Stuckerman, I am so sorry.
If you think Thank you Think you're sorry now, wait'll I deal with you tomorrow.
Mr.
Stuckerman, we'll see ya later.
Have a good trip.
See ya next fall.
Chelseaa.
I'm in enough trouble.
So you think he's gonna suspend you, Rae? What? No, he can't suspend me.
It's the end of the school year.
We're seniors.
All the senior things are coming up, like senior carnival, senior prom.
Senior surprise day.
You can't miss all that.
It'll be like you went to school all those years for nothing.
And so today, may 19th, I am officially retiring.
This will be my final day as principal of Bayside high school.
What's today's date? May 18th.
That means that tomorrow's may 19th.
No, I think it's a leap year.
Anyway, I had a vision, you guys.
Dr.
Stuckerman is retiring tomorrow.
All I have to do is avoid him for one more day, and then I am off the hook! Rae, how are you gonna do that? Daddy I'm sick.
Honey, you don't look so good.
I know.
I'm sick.
That doesn't prove anything.
She never looks good.
I'm gonna make you pay for that, but right now, I'm so sick.
You know what? There is something going around.
Dad, come on.
You're not falling for this, are you? She's trying to ditch school.
I did it all last we What? Maybe she caught what I had.
Feel better.
All right, dad, well, I'm off to school.
Sweetheart, you're not even dressed.
Dad, it's not about the outfits, dad it's about the education.
Ok, ok, now I know you're really sick.
Look, go in the living room and lay down.
I will fix you something that will make you feel better, ok? I feel better already.
I'm sorry, honey.
What? I said, dad, I feel a little unsteady.
I'm a little unsteady.
It's so cold.
Hey, Chelsea.
I don't have to come in.
Yeah, dad totally bought it.
Is Stuckerman back at school? Yeah.
He just made an announcement that he's making a bigger announcement in 20 minutes.
That has to be my vision.
He's gonna announce his retirement, he's not gonna be there tomorrow, so all I have to do today is chill chills, chills.
Daddy.
The chills.
Hey, Rae, I got just the thing for you.
Ok, look, you just gotta bundle up.
You gotta stay warm.
It's really important.
I'm freezin'.
Now, all you have to do is finish this soup.
What? Soup? This is a secret family recipe.
This is grandma Baxter's 3-alarm cold killer.
This'll sweat out the cold and anything else that ails you.
I don't think I need soup.
That's spicy! Yeah.
And that's just the first alarm.
That's amazing What?! Ok, now come on.
I don't think I need another one.
Yes, yes, yes.
You gotta finish this.
You gotta finish this.
It'll heat you up from the inside out.
Definitely workin'.
You got it? It's workin'.
Ok, ok.
Ok.
Come on now.
Now, when you start sweating, that means it's working.
Well, I'm feelin' it working, daddy.
It's hot! Ok, come on now.
I don't want another one, daddy.
Come on.
You know what? You might be back in school by this afternoon.
What? I think somebody opened a window, 'cause I'm gettin' cold.
Really? No.
I'm gonna have to make another batch.
I'm gonna skip the second alarm and go right to the third.
Look, you stay warm and finish the soup, ok? No, I don't think Finish the soup.
I'm gonna make some more.
It's hot.
Rae, you know, I read you lose about 80% of your body heat through your head, so I'm gonna give you this hat so you can keep warm.
Ok? That should help.
Now stay warm, finish the soup.
I'm gonna be back to check on ya.
Ok.
Thank you, daddy.
That was amazing.
I'm gonna watch some television, keep my mind off this heat.
Welcome to death valley, the hottest place on earth.
Nope.
The red-hot molten lava spewing from a volcano can reach a temperature Next! How hot was it? Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
I'm getting oozy.
Still weak.
Maybe I'll watch some videos to keep my mind off this heat.
Next up, a hot new artist that's burnin' up the charts.
This video's sizzlin'.
I gotta be sizzlin'.
Check out Some Call It Magic by Raven Baxter.
What? I got a video? Some call it magic the things I see and I don't understand it why is happens to me some call it magic and I don't know how but I know that I have it and it all works out I got my family and my friends with me they're the only ones who know my secret only they do try to find a way, bring it out and say that you know you're special, baby stay true to you some call it magic the things I see and I don't understand it why it happens to me, some call it magic Ok, fun's over.
Dr.
Stuckerman.
I told you I would deal with you, Raven.
You can't get away from me.
I think I can.
Still here.
Still here.
All Stuckerman, all the time.
In high def, baby.
Dr.
Stuckerman, will you please get out of my television? You'll have to deal with me sooner or later.
I prefer later.
An old sitcom.
"That Raven"? I don't remember that show.
Raven! Honey, I'm home! Howdy, dear.
How was work today, darling? Terrible.
I'm a door-to-door door salesman.
Every time I knock on a door, I realize they don't need one.
Yah! So how was your day? Well, I bought this beautiful dress.
Look.
No, I broke another priceless antique.
Raven, what am I gonna do with you? Hiya, ed.
Hi, Rae.
We would've been here sooner, but I couldn't wake this old coot up from his nap.
What do you expect? I'm pooped from all your nagging.
Stop it, you two.
I got some good news.
A big-time Hollywood director just moved into the neighborhood.
A big-time Hollywood director? In this neighborhood? Wait a minute.
Are you saying a big-time Hollywood director is moving into our neighborhood? Yes, and I invited him over for dinner.
Hey, maybe he'll put me in the movie.
Only if he's making a horror movie.
Well, if he is, he can cast your mother.
My mother is a Saint.
You mean a St.
Bernard.
Ruff! Knock it off, you two.
Now, if he likes what Raven cooks, then maybe he'll put us all in his movie.
Don't worry, honey.
Have I ever messed anything up? Don't get me started.
Well, dinner's ready.
When's that big-time Hollywood director coming? That's him.
Everyone just act natural.
Everyone, I'd like for you to meet the biggest director in Hollywood.
Thank you for inviting me.
If this meal is good, you'll all be stars.
That's no director.
That's principal Stuckerman.
Raven, say hello to our guest.
I can't let him see me.
Serving dinner.
Who's hungry? My wife likes to wear the dinner before she serves it.
Peas and carrots? Enjoy your meal.
Stop the nonsense and serve the Turkey! Would you care for a leg or a wing? Take our dinner off of your head right now! I don't want to.
Don't get me started.
You thought you could hide from me, didn't you? Oh, snap! Man, that was bizarre.
I do not know what's making me freak out like this.
Hey, I better have some more soup.
Spicy.
I better watch some more television, get my mind off Stuckerman.
Ok, we did everything he asked.
Where is that stupid wizard? Hello.
Giant head behind you.
Bow down to the mighty oz.
I'm scared.
I'm so scared.
If I had a brain, I'd run right now.
Here, you can take mine, 'cause I am out of here.
Fine.
Beat it.
Scram.
Get out of my sight.
Wait.
We're not going anywhere until you give us what you promised.
How dare you question the great and gaseous wizard! Why are you so mean? Because I ain't got no body.
Get it? I ain't got no body.
I'm a big floating head.
Ginormous head.
All right, get out of my sight.
But we did everything that you asked.
Look, here's the witch's cloak.
And the witch's crystal ball.
Yeah, and the witch's underwear.
I never asked for the witch's underwear! Mine's, actually.
No wonder you need courage.
Now go, scram, beat it, because the great and powerful oz has spoken.
And has focus.
I don't need to speak anymore.
Scram.
Get out of here.
Please ignore the man on the elliptical.
You're not even a real wizard.
Yes, I am.
Wizards need to get in shape, too.
Well, what about us? Wait your turn.
I still got 10 more minutes.
Yo, brother, you better give us what you promised us because I'm one bad cat.
Roar.
Ok, ok.
Down, kitty.
Ok, look, you know the way that you stood up to me? That shows that you had courage all along.
I did? Well, duh.
And you the way you recognize the obvious you're really smart.
I am? Mississippi.
M-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
And I never even heard the word "Mississippi" before.
You really are smart.
You know what, you guys? This is a beautiful moment, ok? It really warms my heart.
Hey, I have a heart.
Hey, guys Ok, so we're all happy, right? Good.
Let's go.
Everybody out.
And we're walkin' And we're walkin'.
But wait.
What about me? I'm not happy.
I still can't get home.
Don't you understand? You've had the power to go home all along.
I did? All you have to do is click your heels together.
Is that really gonna get me home? No.
That's gonna get the yellow brick dust off your shoes so it doesn't get on my new carpet.
Really? Ok I was kidding, I was kidding.
I was kidding! Kidding, kidding.
Go, click.
Goodbye.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
I thought we got rid of you.
You thought wrong, my pretty.
Now I'm finally going to deal with you and your little homies, too.
You're no witch.
You're principal Stuckerman.
I know how to get rid of you.
I'm not melting.
I'm not melting.
I'm not melting.
Water on weave.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
Rae, wake up.
You're not melting.
You're just overheating.
My goodness.
It was such a crazy dream.
Why are you talking like that? My bad.
My goodness.
Dad, this was so real.
You were there.
And, Eddie, you and Chelseaa, you and, Cory, you.
Was I there? Dr.
Stuckerman, get out of my dream.
You're not dreamin'.
You're not dreamin', Rae.
I hate to break it to you, but today was senior surprise day.
Surprise! Dr.
Stuckerman took all the seniors out to happy mountain amusement park.
What? And I missed it? Yeah, 'cause you were so cold, so, so very cold.
Keep going, you gonna be out cold in a second.
I see you're feelin' better.
Dr.
Stuckerman, are you here to give me my punishment for what I did yesterday? What happened yesterday? Well, I slipped on Raven's beads.
I have a bad back, and I was afraid I really hurt it.
But you're ok, right? As it turns out, the fall realigned my whole spine.
When I woke up this morning, I felt like a spring chicken.
So I took everyone out to happy mountain to celebrate.
Yay! And you're here to rub it in my face.
No.
I'm here to thank you.
Harry S.
Stuckerman has a soft side.
Aren't you gonna retire today? Actually, I was, but I changed my m How did you know that? No, the question is, why'd you change your mind? Well, now that my back is cured, I'm going to be around making rules for a long, long time.
You mean i Because of what i Then you are Oh, snap! How you feelin', dad? Not so good.
I think I caught what Raven had.
I doubt that, but I heated up some of grandma's special soup for ya.
Thank you, son.
Enjoy.
Spicy! But it's good.
That is hot.
Honey, I'm home.
Hi, Eddie.
Notice anything different about me? Don't get me started.
Oh, snap!
Just look at these new rules, Chelsea.
I know.
"No spiky heels, no shiny hats, no noisy jewelry.
" What is that all about? Hey, y'all! Hey! Well, I think it's pretty obvious who these rules are directed at.
Yeah, so obvious.
Who? Chelsea, it's Raven.
Ok, yeesh.
I thought you said it was obvious.
Check it out.
What? Dr.
Stuckerman is definitely out to get me.
I don't know why he is always trippin'.
Trippin', am I? Trippin' as in Cool, wise, smart.
Really? Well, why don't we look it up in my pocket dictionary of youth slang? You got one of those? Yeah.
Here we are.
Trippin' "see buggin'.
" Buggin', buggin'.
Buggin'.
Buggin'.
"See whack.
" Whack, whack.
Ok, ok, ok, ok.
Trippin' is not that great of a compliment, ok.
It's just that, these rules, they're so unreasonable.
Miss Baxter, every rule has a reason, and every reason has a rule.
And what's the reason for those? Your wardrobe is a danger to me and the entire student population.
Now remove those violations at once.
I still don't understand what the big deal is.
Not like these beads are gonna hurt anybody.
Miss Baxter, it's exactly that kind of noisy Oh, snap.
Dr.
Stuckerman, I am so sorry.
My goodness, how's your back? Whack.
Yep, that's me.
Dr.
Stuckerman, I am so sorry.
If you think Thank you Think you're sorry now, wait'll I deal with you tomorrow.
Mr.
Stuckerman, we'll see ya later.
Have a good trip.
See ya next fall.
Chelseaa.
I'm in enough trouble.
So you think he's gonna suspend you, Rae? What? No, he can't suspend me.
It's the end of the school year.
We're seniors.
All the senior things are coming up, like senior carnival, senior prom.
Senior surprise day.
You can't miss all that.
It'll be like you went to school all those years for nothing.
And so today, may 19th, I am officially retiring.
This will be my final day as principal of Bayside high school.
What's today's date? May 18th.
That means that tomorrow's may 19th.
No, I think it's a leap year.
Anyway, I had a vision, you guys.
Dr.
Stuckerman is retiring tomorrow.
All I have to do is avoid him for one more day, and then I am off the hook! Rae, how are you gonna do that? Daddy I'm sick.
Honey, you don't look so good.
I know.
I'm sick.
That doesn't prove anything.
She never looks good.
I'm gonna make you pay for that, but right now, I'm so sick.
You know what? There is something going around.
Dad, come on.
You're not falling for this, are you? She's trying to ditch school.
I did it all last we What? Maybe she caught what I had.
Feel better.
All right, dad, well, I'm off to school.
Sweetheart, you're not even dressed.
Dad, it's not about the outfits, dad it's about the education.
Ok, ok, now I know you're really sick.
Look, go in the living room and lay down.
I will fix you something that will make you feel better, ok? I feel better already.
I'm sorry, honey.
What? I said, dad, I feel a little unsteady.
I'm a little unsteady.
It's so cold.
Hey, Chelsea.
I don't have to come in.
Yeah, dad totally bought it.
Is Stuckerman back at school? Yeah.
He just made an announcement that he's making a bigger announcement in 20 minutes.
That has to be my vision.
He's gonna announce his retirement, he's not gonna be there tomorrow, so all I have to do today is chill chills, chills.
Daddy.
The chills.
Hey, Rae, I got just the thing for you.
Ok, look, you just gotta bundle up.
You gotta stay warm.
It's really important.
I'm freezin'.
Now, all you have to do is finish this soup.
What? Soup? This is a secret family recipe.
This is grandma Baxter's 3-alarm cold killer.
This'll sweat out the cold and anything else that ails you.
I don't think I need soup.
That's spicy! Yeah.
And that's just the first alarm.
That's amazing What?! Ok, now come on.
I don't think I need another one.
Yes, yes, yes.
You gotta finish this.
You gotta finish this.
It'll heat you up from the inside out.
Definitely workin'.
You got it? It's workin'.
Ok, ok.
Ok.
Come on now.
Now, when you start sweating, that means it's working.
Well, I'm feelin' it working, daddy.
It's hot! Ok, come on now.
I don't want another one, daddy.
Come on.
You know what? You might be back in school by this afternoon.
What? I think somebody opened a window, 'cause I'm gettin' cold.
Really? No.
I'm gonna have to make another batch.
I'm gonna skip the second alarm and go right to the third.
Look, you stay warm and finish the soup, ok? No, I don't think Finish the soup.
I'm gonna make some more.
It's hot.
Rae, you know, I read you lose about 80% of your body heat through your head, so I'm gonna give you this hat so you can keep warm.
Ok? That should help.
Now stay warm, finish the soup.
I'm gonna be back to check on ya.
Ok.
Thank you, daddy.
That was amazing.
I'm gonna watch some television, keep my mind off this heat.
Welcome to death valley, the hottest place on earth.
Nope.
The red-hot molten lava spewing from a volcano can reach a temperature Next! How hot was it? Hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk.
I'm getting oozy.
Still weak.
Maybe I'll watch some videos to keep my mind off this heat.
Next up, a hot new artist that's burnin' up the charts.
This video's sizzlin'.
I gotta be sizzlin'.
Check out Some Call It Magic by Raven Baxter.
What? I got a video? Some call it magic the things I see and I don't understand it why is happens to me some call it magic and I don't know how but I know that I have it and it all works out I got my family and my friends with me they're the only ones who know my secret only they do try to find a way, bring it out and say that you know you're special, baby stay true to you some call it magic the things I see and I don't understand it why it happens to me, some call it magic Ok, fun's over.
Dr.
Stuckerman.
I told you I would deal with you, Raven.
You can't get away from me.
I think I can.
Still here.
Still here.
All Stuckerman, all the time.
In high def, baby.
Dr.
Stuckerman, will you please get out of my television? You'll have to deal with me sooner or later.
I prefer later.
An old sitcom.
"That Raven"? I don't remember that show.
Raven! Honey, I'm home! Howdy, dear.
How was work today, darling? Terrible.
I'm a door-to-door door salesman.
Every time I knock on a door, I realize they don't need one.
Yah! So how was your day? Well, I bought this beautiful dress.
Look.
No, I broke another priceless antique.
Raven, what am I gonna do with you? Hiya, ed.
Hi, Rae.
We would've been here sooner, but I couldn't wake this old coot up from his nap.
What do you expect? I'm pooped from all your nagging.
Stop it, you two.
I got some good news.
A big-time Hollywood director just moved into the neighborhood.
A big-time Hollywood director? In this neighborhood? Wait a minute.
Are you saying a big-time Hollywood director is moving into our neighborhood? Yes, and I invited him over for dinner.
Hey, maybe he'll put me in the movie.
Only if he's making a horror movie.
Well, if he is, he can cast your mother.
My mother is a Saint.
You mean a St.
Bernard.
Ruff! Knock it off, you two.
Now, if he likes what Raven cooks, then maybe he'll put us all in his movie.
Don't worry, honey.
Have I ever messed anything up? Don't get me started.
Well, dinner's ready.
When's that big-time Hollywood director coming? That's him.
Everyone just act natural.
Everyone, I'd like for you to meet the biggest director in Hollywood.
Thank you for inviting me.
If this meal is good, you'll all be stars.
That's no director.
That's principal Stuckerman.
Raven, say hello to our guest.
I can't let him see me.
Serving dinner.
Who's hungry? My wife likes to wear the dinner before she serves it.
Peas and carrots? Enjoy your meal.
Stop the nonsense and serve the Turkey! Would you care for a leg or a wing? Take our dinner off of your head right now! I don't want to.
Don't get me started.
You thought you could hide from me, didn't you? Oh, snap! Man, that was bizarre.
I do not know what's making me freak out like this.
Hey, I better have some more soup.
Spicy.
I better watch some more television, get my mind off Stuckerman.
Ok, we did everything he asked.
Where is that stupid wizard? Hello.
Giant head behind you.
Bow down to the mighty oz.
I'm scared.
I'm so scared.
If I had a brain, I'd run right now.
Here, you can take mine, 'cause I am out of here.
Fine.
Beat it.
Scram.
Get out of my sight.
Wait.
We're not going anywhere until you give us what you promised.
How dare you question the great and gaseous wizard! Why are you so mean? Because I ain't got no body.
Get it? I ain't got no body.
I'm a big floating head.
Ginormous head.
All right, get out of my sight.
But we did everything that you asked.
Look, here's the witch's cloak.
And the witch's crystal ball.
Yeah, and the witch's underwear.
I never asked for the witch's underwear! Mine's, actually.
No wonder you need courage.
Now go, scram, beat it, because the great and powerful oz has spoken.
And has focus.
I don't need to speak anymore.
Scram.
Get out of here.
Please ignore the man on the elliptical.
You're not even a real wizard.
Yes, I am.
Wizards need to get in shape, too.
Well, what about us? Wait your turn.
I still got 10 more minutes.
Yo, brother, you better give us what you promised us because I'm one bad cat.
Roar.
Ok, ok.
Down, kitty.
Ok, look, you know the way that you stood up to me? That shows that you had courage all along.
I did? Well, duh.
And you the way you recognize the obvious you're really smart.
I am? Mississippi.
M-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
And I never even heard the word "Mississippi" before.
You really are smart.
You know what, you guys? This is a beautiful moment, ok? It really warms my heart.
Hey, I have a heart.
Hey, guys Ok, so we're all happy, right? Good.
Let's go.
Everybody out.
And we're walkin' And we're walkin'.
But wait.
What about me? I'm not happy.
I still can't get home.
Don't you understand? You've had the power to go home all along.
I did? All you have to do is click your heels together.
Is that really gonna get me home? No.
That's gonna get the yellow brick dust off your shoes so it doesn't get on my new carpet.
Really? Ok I was kidding, I was kidding.
I was kidding! Kidding, kidding.
Go, click.
Goodbye.
That wasn't supposed to happen.
I thought we got rid of you.
You thought wrong, my pretty.
Now I'm finally going to deal with you and your little homies, too.
You're no witch.
You're principal Stuckerman.
I know how to get rid of you.
I'm not melting.
I'm not melting.
I'm not melting.
Water on weave.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
I'm melting.
Rae, wake up.
You're not melting.
You're just overheating.
My goodness.
It was such a crazy dream.
Why are you talking like that? My bad.
My goodness.
Dad, this was so real.
You were there.
And, Eddie, you and Chelseaa, you and, Cory, you.
Was I there? Dr.
Stuckerman, get out of my dream.
You're not dreamin'.
You're not dreamin', Rae.
I hate to break it to you, but today was senior surprise day.
Surprise! Dr.
Stuckerman took all the seniors out to happy mountain amusement park.
What? And I missed it? Yeah, 'cause you were so cold, so, so very cold.
Keep going, you gonna be out cold in a second.
I see you're feelin' better.
Dr.
Stuckerman, are you here to give me my punishment for what I did yesterday? What happened yesterday? Well, I slipped on Raven's beads.
I have a bad back, and I was afraid I really hurt it.
But you're ok, right? As it turns out, the fall realigned my whole spine.
When I woke up this morning, I felt like a spring chicken.
So I took everyone out to happy mountain to celebrate.
Yay! And you're here to rub it in my face.
No.
I'm here to thank you.
Harry S.
Stuckerman has a soft side.
Aren't you gonna retire today? Actually, I was, but I changed my m How did you know that? No, the question is, why'd you change your mind? Well, now that my back is cured, I'm going to be around making rules for a long, long time.
You mean i Because of what i Then you are Oh, snap! How you feelin', dad? Not so good.
I think I caught what Raven had.
I doubt that, but I heated up some of grandma's special soup for ya.
Thank you, son.
Enjoy.
Spicy! But it's good.
That is hot.
Honey, I'm home.
Hi, Eddie.
Notice anything different about me? Don't get me started.
Oh, snap!