That's So Raven (2003) s04e16 Episode Script

1 Ok, guys.
What do you guys want to do this weekend? Something different besides sitting in your room watching movies and eating popcorn.
Yeah, we do need a change.
You guys, we could switch to jelly beans.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, that's gonna be fun eating those.
Man, we are in a social slump.
Yea yea! Hey, brothers.
Yeah? Yeah? Introduce yourselves.
We are the sigmas, yeah and we are proud yeah, that's why we yell, yeah so very loud yea yea, look at those sigmas stepping down the hall like they all that.
Yes, and you wish you were one of them.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
Those are the coolest guys in school.
I want a gold jacket.
Yeah, I want one of the tall cup of cutenesses in the gold jacket.
Would you get back here.
I want to go to a sigma party before I graduate.
Those sigmas sure know how to get their party on.
At least, that's what it looks like from across the street through my binoculars.
You know, Eddie, instead of spying on the sigmas, why don't you just, join them? Yeah, that's a good idea.
And then we could go to the party, and some other loser would be watching us.
You make it sound so easy.
I mean, you can't just walk up and join.
You gotta be approached by one of the members, guys.
Well, come on, Eddie.
Why haven't they approached you? Because they haven't noticed me.
Yea yea! Well, get over there and get noticed.
Yeah! Raven! Good thing they didn't notice that.
Yep, that's me.
Man, still hurt? Yeah.
The good thing is, they still don't know who you are.
Thanks to you.
Come on now, Eddie.
You know that we love you.
Yeah, Eddie.
Come on, you're so cute.
You're so cute.
Dude.
Come here, man.
I think they're talking to you.
My goodness.
You better get over there.
What's shakin'? Look, I'm Dylan.
This is Jordan.
We were just thinking, any guy surrounded by girls must be pretty cool.
Girls? What girls? You talking about those girls? Hi.
So, you must be a real ladies man.
Yeah, yeah, my brother.
Well, you know how it goes down.
I like your style.
Yeah, man.
What's your name? Eddie Thomas, or as I'm known in the street, the ladies love me, Thomas.
That's a pretty stupid name.
All right.
Look, man, we'll just call you Thomas.
Ok, that's cool with me.
Well, Thomas, we think you might be sigma material, baby.
Look, consider yourself approached.
Yea yea.
Serious? Yeah, look, stop by the sigma table tomorrow at lunch, all right? All right, I'll check y'all later then.
A 'ight.
I got approached! Hey, dad.
What have you got there? Nothing.
It doesn't sound like nothing.
Sounds like a cricket.
Ok, I got a cricket, but look, I was gonna use it to scare Raven, you know what I mean? Cory, aren't you a little too old to be playing silly pranks on your sister? Dad, please, no.
It's one of my few pleasures.
Get rid of the cricket.
Who would that be? Cory Baxter's phone here.
Hey, what's up, Larry? Larry, Larry, calm down, man.
Look, I'm sure your parents did not move without telling you.
Man, look, well Did you check in the kitchen? See, see, there you go.
All that crying for nothing.
Yeah.
You're welcome, man.
I love you, too.
Ok.
There's the sigma table.
All right.
Get over there.
Yeah, hurry up before they change their mind about you.
'Cause that Dylan is scrumdillyumptious.
I wonder why they approached you now? Well, the truth is, they They think I'm a ladies man.
Ladies man.
You ain't got no ladies, man.
Well, actually, I do.
Come on, Eddie.
We're with you all the time.
I think we would know if you were with ladies.
No, Chels.
We're the ladies.
What? Well, I hope you told them otherwise.
Nope.
Why not? Because I want to be a sigma.
Talk about guy stuff for a change.
We talk about guy stuff.
No.
You talk about guys.
That's true.
The point is if you want to get into those parties, you have to play along.
Ok But just let us laugh one more time, you know, to get it out of our system.
Ladies man! Ladies man! That is enough, you guys.
Now let's go, ladies.
Hey Thomas.
Glad you could drop by.
Brothers This is the player I was telling you about.
So, you girls like Eddie? What's not to like? Stop it.
Doesn't mean we're not available, Dylan.
Why don't you two walk, and let me talk to the fellas.
Ok.
Bye, Eddie.
We'll miss you.
I'll miss you, too.
I ain't gonna miss you.
Hey, Thomas We think you're ready for the next step.
Yes.
So when's the parties, my brother? Not so fast, all right? Because you're not a sigma yet.
You're just a pledge.
A pledge? Yep, yep, yep.
And, your first task, is to memorize the sigma pledge oath and recite it whenever we ask you to.
Ok, man.
No problem.
I mean, lay it on me.
That's all you got to do.
I'm a lowly pledge.
I am lower than a worm's belly button.
I exist only to serve my sigma brothers.
Yea yea! Yea yea! Ok, let's hear it.
I I am lowly like a worm, I serve something on a belly button.
Yea yea! I thought that was good enough myself.
Work on it, ok? But first, dump our trays.
That's easy stuff.
That's easy.
Not too heavy? Nope.
No? Ok, how about now? No! Yes, looks like your next task is to clean up this mess, man.
Come on, let's get out of here.
See you later, dude.
I'm gonna be a sigma.
Hi, son.
Ask me how my day was today.
How was your day, dad? It was terrible.
Now Ask me why.
Can we just skip to the part where you tell me what I did wrong? You hear that? I have All day.
The cricket.
My bad, you know what? I'm gonna go take care of that Right now.
Dad He's not in the cup.
I figured that out a couple of hours ago.
It never stops.
I am gonna get him! Dad, I mean, he's just a little bug.
How long can he go? Dylan, stop.
You play too much.
Yea yea! I am a lowly pledge.
I am lower than a worm's belly button.
I exist only to serve my sigma brothers.
Yea yea! Not bad.
Are those books too heavy? Nope.
How about now? Still good, still good.
How about, now? You guys Don't drop my books again.
Man, Eddie, they are really making it hard for you.
Yeah, but it's gonna be all worth it when we start hitting those sigma parties, y'all.
You know what, you're right.
I cannot believe we fooled them into thinking that you were a ladies man.
Yeah.
You guys, we fooled them good.
Yeah, we did.
Right.
Ok, ok.
So you're telling me Thomas tried to put one over on us? I heard the whole thing.
He's a liar, and he's a scammer.
Ok.
Then we know what we have to do, right? What's up, Thomas? I am a lowly pledge.
I exist only to serve my That's enough.
That's enough, Thomas, all right? Look, looks like you've handed everything we've thrown at you.
Yes! So I'm in.
Yea yea! No, no, no, no.
Slow down, pledge.
Slow down, all right? Now, you've got just one more thing to do to prove you're worthy of being a sigma.
The sigma list.
The sigma list? The sigma list, the sigma list, the sigma list.
The sigma list.
So this must be the sigma list.
And you've got 24 hours to complete every task.
How am I supposed to do all this in 24 hours? Hey, that's your problem, Thomas.
Ok, but of course, you could quit right now.
You know that, right? Yeah, maybe you aren't sigma material.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Ain't nobody said nothing 'bout quitting.
You know, I'm just saying, big list, 24 hours.
Ok.
You're kidding, right? Come on, guys.
We're in this together.
What about the parties? Popcorn in my room is starting to sound better and better.
Come on, I did not come this far just to quit now.
Are you guys in or out? Ok, fine, we're in, but that is a heck of a list.
Yeah, it's a good thing I've been getting a lot of sleep lately.
We've got this cricket, you guys.
That chirping is so soothing.
Come on, cricket.
It's 2am in the morning.
Dad, will we ever sleep again? Maybe next time, you'll do what I tell you to do.
I will, I promise, ok? Just make the bad cricket stop.
Ok, we will find this cricket and put an end to this madness.
Now Let's be quiet so we can hear where it is.
The sink.
Under.
Ok, I don't see him.
Yeah, we haven't heard him in awhile.
Maybe he left.
Yeah.
You're probably right.
Yeah, he's gone! Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Living room! There he is.
Let's get him.
Got you! Way to go, son.
Hold it, hold it, you got the top? Ok, ready? On the count of 3.
1, 2, 3.
Go.
Yes! Thank you, dad.
Now should we spray him, or smush him? Smush him, it's faster.
All right.
Here you go.
It's your cricket.
But I gotta go to school.
I'll give you a note.
But you're the daddy.
I'm the daddy telling you to smush.
How about we let him go outside? You know what, that's a good idea.
That's where he belongs anyway.
Yeah.
Wait a minute.
Mr.
cricket, in a strange way, I respect you.
You gave us a run for our money.
But in the end, you were no match for human intelligence.
That's right, dad.
Gimme some! All right.
Dad? Living room.
Dylan, I'm not that beautiful.
Ok, that's it.
We've scrubbed the sigma's lockers, shined the sigma's shoes, and we've done every stupid thing on that stupid list.
Yeah, next chillin' with Dylan.
Not so fast.
There's another task on the back of this thing.
What? Come on, you guys.
It'll be fun.
This isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.
This is straight up embarrassing.
I don't wanna hear no complaining, I got ruffles under here.
All right.
And at least this is the last thing on the list, y'all.
I know, I know, my goodness.
We are so into that sigma party.
Listen, let me tell you what's about to happen though, seriously.
When we get to that sigma party, I cut you loose, all right, you start crying, I run into Dylan's arms, everybody's happy.
Look It's little Bo And his peops.
That was funny.
Look, I'm impressed, Thomas.
Gosh, I mean, we thought you would've quit by now.
I told you, I am not a quitter, brother.
Well, look, since you completed everything on the list Come to our table at lunchtime, and we'll make it official.
This is too funny.
Baaa, Dylan! Yes, I'm in! We know you tried to scam us, Thomas.
All right, we've been on to you, ladies man.
My goodness, Eddie, hold on to your bloomers, we got a problem.
What, Rae, what did you see? The sigmas are totally on to us.
What, they know we're not sheep? No, Chels.
They know Eddie's not a ladies man.
That was close.
Wait, so they did all this just to humiliate me? To humiliate all of us.
I can't believe all this was for nothing.
I'm not gonna be a sigma.
You know what, we're not gonna let them get away with this.
Yeah, that's right.
No one's gonna pull the wool over our eyes.
Man, I could've said that any other time, it would've been true.
You right, Rae.
We've gotta humiliate them just like they humiliated us.
Yeah, but where are we gonna find 7 Bo peep outfits? As great as that idea sounds, I got a better one.
All right, we're all set.
All we have to do is just pull on this rope, and it's gonna rain baked beans all over those sigmas.
Yes! Now remember, we don't do anything until Eddie gives the signal.
Ok.
Wait, Eddie, come here.
We don't have a signal.
How about Stop it.
How about Genius, yes! Right! Right! Let me do what I do.
We are gonna give those sigmas a taste of their own medicine.
Yeah Wait a minute.
I thought we were dropping the beans.
Well, Thomas, the brothers have met, and we've come to a decision.
Have you now? That's right, but before we tell you what it is, we have something we want to say.
We know you tried to scam us, Thomas.
All right, we've been on to you, ladies man.
All right, Chels, just wait for the signal.
So you know that Chelsea and I are just friends, and Raven as well.
And you still put me through that torture, you know, just to tell me that I'm not getting into the sigmas, right? Now why would we tell you that? Welcome to the sigmas! Hey! Yea yea! Yea yea! Yo yo yo! But what about all the lying and the scheming I did? That's what we like about you.
Yeah, man.
We all did it to get in.
All right.
Congratulations, brother Thomas.
Yes! That's the signal! No, Chels! That's not the signal.
You almost ruined everything.
No! That's the signal.
This is beans! What? What? Wait a second.
Who's lower than a worm's belly button now? Yea yea.
Raven? Yeah? Why did you do that? Because you gave me the signal.
No, no, no.
That wasn't the signal.
This is the signal.
What's the difference, all right.
We beaned them.
The difference is your vision was wrong.
They were gonna let me in.
Really? Yes! My bad.
That's all right, my sigma brother.
You know, we're gonna laugh at this at our next sigma party.
Yea yea! Wrong, ok? I can't believe we thought he was sigma material.
Man, you just Hold up, now.
Hold up, homey.
Let me tell you something.
Just because Eddie is not tall, dark, handsome, muscular Hey, you better be going somewhere with this.
Eddie's a great guy, and it's your loss.
Yeah, yeah, and Eddie wouldn't join your stupid sigmas even if you begged him to.
You ain't got to beg me if you want to just ask Let's go, fellas.
I ain't gonna say nothing much more than that.
You know what I'm saying? 'Cause we can get down and do what we do, as long as y'all Where y'all going? Where y'all going? Y'all ain't got to go nowhere.
I mean, ok, I see, y'all gonna get back with a brother.
You know, I'm sorry about the beans.
Eddie, Eddie, it's over.
Come on.
Come on, now, Eddie.
It's over.
It's over, ok? I'm sorry things didn't work out the way you wanted them to.
Don't be sorry, Rae.
I mean, I'm proud of myself.
I took everything they dished out at me, and I still learned something from all of this.
See, that's right.
There's nothing more important than two good friends who care about you.
Yeah, there's that, and then next time we have a plan, we need to come up with a better signal.
You're the one who said to do this.
Which is completely different from this.
You guys, I'm telling you, we just should've done this.
Stop it! Stop it! Ok.
Yo, that was a fun weekend, right, guys? Yeah, Chels, you were right.
Those jelly beans really spiced things up.
Told you.
Eddie, you're not still bummed out that you didn't get into the sigmas, are you? No, Rae.
I mean, I know I got caught up into it for a whole little bit, but, I mean, after I thought about it, I realized, if I have to lie and cheat to get into a group, it's not the group that I want to be in.
You know what, Eddie, you're right.
Besides, I mean, after that mess we made in the cafeteria, we got accepted into a whole other club.
Yeah.
After you, my ladies.
We got detention yeah, we got in trouble for dropping beans right on the sigmas yea yea work that, work that