Full House s04e17 Episode Script
A Fish Called Martin
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YES! ALL RIGHT! GET OUT OF TOWN.
AWESOME GUITAR PLAYING, YOUNG LADY.
YAY, JESSE AND THE RIPPERS AND MICHELLE! ALL RIGHT.
ANY REQUESTS? OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! YES, THE LOVELY YOUNG LADY IN THE PINK ENSEMBLE.
PLAY THE DO WAH DIDDIE SONG.
OK, WE CAN DO THAT SONG, BUT WE DO NEED A VERY SHORT BACKUP SINGER.
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! SAME LADY IN THE SAME PINK ENSEMBLE.
I'M SHORT.
WELL, WOULD YOU DO US THE HONOR AND SING WITH US, PLEASE? IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
COME ON DOWN, BABE! OH.
ALL RIGHT.
I TOLD YOU I'M SHORT.
MY MISTAKE.
SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE, COUNT US OFF.
BUCKLE MY SHOE.
* THERE SHE WAS JUST WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET * * SINGIN' * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * SNAPPIN' HER FINGERS AND A-SHUFFLIN' IN HER FEET * * SINGIN' * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * SHE LOOKED GOOD * * SHE LOOKED GOOD * * SHE LOOKED FINE * * SHE LOOKED FINE * * SHE LOOKED GOOD, LOOKED FINE * * AND I NEARLY LOST MY MIND * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ** YEAH! I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.
HIT IT, BOYS.
I SAID HIT IT, BOYS.
* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT * * HERE IS MY HANDLE * * HERE IS MY SPOUT * * WHEN I GET THE TEA HOT * * THEN I SHOUT * * TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT ** YEAH! ROCK 'N' ROLL! ROCK 'N' ROLL! * AHH * * AHH * * WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY * * THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY * * EVENIN' TV * * HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE * * SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE * * THIS OLD WORLD'S * * CONFUSIN' ME * * CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN * * AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE * * THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS * * KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A HEART * * A HAND TO HOLD ONTO * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * * A LIGHT IS WAITIN' * * TO CARRY YOU HOME * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * DO BE DO BA BA DA ** CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
JUST THINK, JESS, IN ONE WEEK, WE'LL BE SAYING I DO.
I DO WHAT? OH, THAT I DO.
RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU REMEMBER OUR WEDDING? ALL OUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE, WEDDING CAKE, THERE'LL BE MUSIC, THE BIG SQUARE DANCE, PHOTOGRAPHERS-- WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP.
DID YOU JUST SAY SQUARE AND DANCE IN THE SAME SENTENCE? OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT? WELL, IT'S JUST, UH, MY FAMILY ALWAYS TOPS OFF EVERY BIG BASH WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SQUARE DANCE.
YOU KNOW, KIND OF A DONALDSON TRADITION.
YOU KNOW, THE KATSOPOLIS HAVE A TRADITION, TOO.
EVERY CHRISTMAS MY UNCLE NICK TRIES TO BALANCE A HAM ON HIS FOREHEAD.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO DO THAT AT OUR WEDDING.
OH, GEE, I LOVE CARNIVALS.
THE CHILI DOGS, THE FUDGE, THE COTTON CANDY, THE NACHOS, THE RIDES THAT GO ROUND AND ROUND, THE CRAMPS, THE GAS, THE NAUSEA.
EXCUSE ME.
I GOT A FISHY.
ALL RIGHT.
AND TELL THEM HOW YOU WON THAT FISHY.
I THREW A BALL INTO HIS BOWL.
GOOD SHOT.
YEAH, AT A QUARTER A THROW, IT ONLY COST ME $18.
50.
CONGRATULATIONS, MICHELLE.
YOU GOT YOUR VERY FIRST PET.
YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP IN MY BED.
OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP IN MICHELLE'S BED, FLIPPER? [IMITATING FLIPPER.]
UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH! LET'S GO FIND HIM A FISH BOWL.
COME ON.
OK.
WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? OH, D.
J.
'S OUT SAYING GOODBYE TO A BOY SHE MET AT THE CARNIVAL.
YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE? HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO SPY ON D.
J.
I TOLD STEPHANIE TO SPY ON HER.
I HAD A REALLY GREAT DAY TODAY.
SO DID I, BOBBY.
SO DID I, BOBBY.
STEPHANIE, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? WELL, DEEJ, THE THREE OF US WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT ME.
WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT '71 CORVETTE GO BY? OVERHEAD CAM, DUAL MANIFOLD, GLASS PACKS ON THE MUFFLER.
AWESOME! YEAH, TOTALLY.
YOU LIKE CARS, TOO? ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE CARS.
OH, PLEASE! SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAR? UH RED.
OH, YOU MEAN THE NEW RED PORSCHE 911 TURBO.
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
I WANT A PORSCHE ALL I NEED IS MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AND $80,000.
HEY, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT CARS.
GREAT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
OH, BOBBY, I LOVE CARS.
BARFORAMA! LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT FISH IS, MICHELLE.
HE'S GRINNING FROM GILL TO GILL.
IS IT A BOY FISH OR A GIRL FISH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME YOUR FISH? I WILL NAME YOU MARTIN.
WELL, THEN IT'S A BOY FISH.
MARTIN FISH.
SOUNDS LIKE MY ACCOUNTANT.
WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THE NAME MARTIN? BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME.
SORRY.
DUMB QUESTION.
NOW, MICHELLE, OWNING A PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
IT'S GONNA BE YOUR JOB TO FEED HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY.
HE CAN HAVE ALL MY VEGETABLES.
WELL, THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, MICHELLE, BUT I THINK MARTIN PREFERS FISH FOOD.
SO YOU GIVE HIM ONE LITTLE PINCH EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP HIS BOWL CLEAN BECAUSE, JUST LIKE PEOPLE, FISH LIKE TO BE CLEAN.
PINCH OF FOOD KEEP HIM CLEAN.
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
MICHELLE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M TAKING MARTIN FOR A WALK.
FIRST RULE OF PET CARE, MICHELLE.
IF THEY DON'T HAVE LEGS, YOU DON'T WALK HIM.
THERE'S SO MUCH TO REMEMBER.
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
WHAT IN THE HEE-HAW IS THAT? IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SQUARE DANCE LESSON.
HEH HEH.
OH, GOSH.
YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO SIT AROUND AND SQUARE DANCE WITH YOU, BUT I'M VERY, VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
JESS, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIRBRUSHES.
UH-UH-UH-UH.
I JUST ADDED A LAZY SUSAN TO MY HAIR ACCOUTERMENT CENTER FOR EASY ACCESS.
WATCH THIS.
NEED A COMB? BA-DA-BOOM! BAP! YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.
UNCLE JESSE, I NEED YOU.
NOT NOW, DEEJ.
HE'S VERY BUSY ACCOUTERMENTING.
I JUST NEED TO BORROW SOME OF YOUR CAR MAGAZINES.
CAR MAGAZINES? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INTERESTED IN CARS, DEEJ? WELL, I DECIDED I'M IN A RUT.
I NEED A NEW HOBBY.
WHO'S THE BOY? WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL, SHE CAN'T BE INTERESTED IN CARS? HIS NAME'S BOBBY.
HA HA HA.
HE'S CALLING TOMORROW, AND I TOLD HIM I KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT CARS.
NO, THAT'S COOL, DEEJ.
I ALWAYS LIKED IT WHEN GIRLS WERE INTERESTED IN THE SAME THING I WAS.
YEAH, BUT SHE SHOULDN'T PRETEND TO LIKE SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY.
REALLY? SO I GUESS THAT TAKES ME OFF THE SQUARE DANCING HOOK, THEN, HUH? OH, NO.
NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU LIKE IT.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT.
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT.
OH, COME ON! I'M NOT GOING TO SQUARE DANCE IN FRONT OF-- THIS IS JUST A WAY FOR-- YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE MARRIED ALREADY.
I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
NOW YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS, AND YOU CIRCLE YOUR PARTNER.
COME ON, HONEY.
MICHELLE, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING A BATH BY YOURSELF.
I'M NOT.
WELL, I SEE A FULL BATHTUB WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES IN IT.
AN EMPTY FISH BOWL.
MICHELLE, WHERE'S MARTIN? HE'S TAKING A BUBBLE BATH.
YOU'RE GIVING MARTIN A BATH? MARTIN, BUDDY, WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE, PAL.
HE'S ALMOST FINISHED.
I'M KEEPING HIM CLEAN.
YEP, HE'S CLEAN AS A DOORNAIL.
HE'S NOT SWIMMING.
NO, HONEY, HE'S NOT.
IS HE SLEEPING? YEAH, HE'S TAKING A NAP.
A VERY LONG NAP.
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE BATHTUB? YOU'RE A SILLY FISH.
WHAT'S GOING ON, JOEY? GUYS, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
NOW, BRACE YOURSELVES.
MARTIN TANNER IS DEAD.
OH, NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THE POOR WHO'S MARTIN TANNER? MICHELLE'S FISH.
HE DIED ALREADY? ISN'T THERE, LIKE, A SIX-HOUR WARRANTY ON THOSE THINGS? YOU SURE HE'S DEAD? TRUST ME, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
LIVE FISH MARTIN TANNER POOR MICHELLE.
HOW'S SHE TAKING IT? WELL, FINE FOR NOW.
SHE THINKS HE'S JUST SLEEPING.
I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER THAT HE'S NEVER WAKING UP.
DON'T YOU THINK SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT? I MEAN, THE THING'S PROBABLY FLOATING ON TOP OF THE BOWL.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK IF MAYBE WE JUST PUT HIM ON A LITTLE RUBBER RAFT, AND TELL HER THAT HE'S WORKING ON HIS TAN? JOEY, EITHER WAY, THIS FISH IS NOT A FUN PET ANYMORE.
I THINK WE'D BETTER TELL MICHELLE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MARTIN.
YEAH, DANNY'S RIGHT.
MICHELLE'S A BIG GIRL.
I THINK WE OUGHT TO SIT HER DOWN AND EXPLAIN TO HER THE REALITIES OF LIFE AND DEATH.
DANNY, TELL US HOW IT TURNS OUT.
GUYS, COME WITH ME, PLEASE.
MARTIN, YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY PIG TONIGHT.
MICHELLE, HONEY THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MARTIN.
HE'S AN EXCELLENT SLEEPER.
UHNO, HONEY, MARTIN ISN'T SLEEPING.
I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE.
NO, HE'S NOT.
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
WELL, YES, HE IS HERE IN THE PHYSICAL SENSE, BUT IN ANOTHER SENSE, HE'SEVERYWHERE.
DANNY, I DON'T THINK THEY TEACH PHILOSOPHY UNTIL KINDERGARTEN.
YOU GOT TO LAY IT ON THE LINE.
DARLING, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT YOUR FISHY IS D-- DE-- DE BEST SLEEPER IN TOWN.
JOSEPH.
THANK YOU, JESS.
MICHELLE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE ROADRUNNER CARTOON WHERE WILE E.
COYOTE FALLS OFF A CLIFF, AND HE KIND OF HANGS THERE FOR A SECOND, AND THEN HE GOES [MAKES FALLING SOUND.]
CRASH! AND THEN HE FLATTENS INTO A PANCAKE, AND TWO LITTLE FEET POP OUT, AND THEN THE PANCAKE WALKS AWAY, AND YOU HEAR * WA WA WA WA WAH ** NOT A BIG HELP, HUH? MICHELLE, HONEY, I'M SORRY, BUT MARTIN IS DEAD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.
BUT, HONEY, NO FISH LIVE FOREVER.
THAT'S RIGHT, MICHELLE.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO REMEMBER ALL THE HAPPY TIMES THAT YOU AND MARTIN HAD TOGETHER.
LIKE THE CAR RIDE HOME, THE WALK TO YOUR ROOM GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MARTIN? WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A PROPER BURIAL AT SEA.
ARE YOU GOING TO THE OCEAN? EVENTUALLY.
BYE-BYE, MARTIN.
HONEY, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS YOU NEED TO ASK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN? HOW DID MARTIN DIE? WELL, MICHELLE, MARTIN DIED IN THE BUBBLE BATH.
I PUT HIM IN THERE.
WELL, WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT FISHIES LIKE TO BE CLEAN JUST LIKE PEOPLE, I SHOULD'VE ALSO MENTIONED THAT FISHIES DON'T TAKE BUBBLE BATHS.
NOW YOU TELL ME.
HONEY, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU? YES, I DO.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL SET.
COME ON IN, JESS.
WE'RE READY! FLYING MICHELLE! I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
I'M HERE.
GUESS WHAT, MICHELLE? WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.
A TOWEL? THEY ARE SO LITERAL AT THIS AGE.
NO, IT'S NOT A TOWEL.
IT'S UNDER THE TOWEL.
IT'S YOUR NEW PET FISH! NO, THANK YOU.
OH, COME ON, MICHELLE.
LOOK, THE FISHY LIKES YOU.
HE'S WAGGING HIS TAIL.
YEAH, HIS NAME IS FREDDY.
HE'S SAYING HI TO YOU, MICHELLE.
[GURGLES.]
"HI, MICHELLE.
" WATCH OUT, FREDDY.
I'M BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
OH, NO, SWEETHEART.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
BESIDES, FREDDY DOESN'T LIVE IN A LITTLE PLASTIC FISH BOWL.
HE'S IN A FISH PALACE.
LOOK, IT'S GOT GRAVEL, AND A FILTER, AND THERE'S MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.
A LIVE-IN SNAIL THAT CLEANS THE TANK THREE TIMES A WEEK.
I DON'T WANT A FISH.
LISTEN, MICHELLE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL MAKE FREDDY THE FAMILY FISH, OK? AND HE'LL JUST STAY HERE RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN, AND YOU CAN JUST BE HIS BUDDY, ALL RIGHT? OK, BUT I'M NOT GETTING TOO CLOSE.
SWEETHEART, LISTEN.
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THAT FISH IS GOING TO LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME.
HE BETTER STAY OUT OF THE BATHTUB.
ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY, TELLING HER THAT FISH IS GONNA LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME? THOSE THINGS DIE IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FUNNY.
JESS, WE GOT IT COVERED.
JOEY? OK, DEEJ, HOW MANY CYLINDERS IN A CLASSIC 1966 FORD MUSTANG? I DON'T KNOW.
200? [BUZZES.]
WRONG AGAIN.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 8.
HOW MANY QUESTIONS HAVE YOU ANSWERED WRONG SO FAR? ALL OF THEM.
DING, DING, DING! YOU FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT.
HEY, GIRLS.
YOU READY FOR THE BIG FAMILY SQUARE DANCE LESSON? BECKY, I CAN'T SQUARE DANCE RIGHT NOW.
I'M STILL CRAMMING FOR MY PHONE CALL WITH BOBBY.
WHY DID I EVER TELL HIM I KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT CARS? BECAUSE YOU'RE BOY-CRAZY, AND YOU'LL DO ANYTHING TO IMPRESS HIM.
D.
J.
, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE A CAR EXPERT.
I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO CUTE.
DEEJ, IF A BOY DOESN'T LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, THEN HE'S NOT WORTH LIKING.
[TELEPHONE RINGS.]
THAT'S BOBBY.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY? JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
HE'LL RESPECT YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS.]
HELLO? OH, HI, BOBBY.
LOOK, I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I THINK CARS ARE BORING AND THEY CAUSE POLLUTION, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T MATTER TO YOU BECAUSE YOU-- HELLO? BOBBY? HE HUNG UP.
OOPS.
DEEJ, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OK, BECKY.
ANY GUY WHO HANGS UP ON ME IS PROBABLY NOT MY TYPE.
BOY, DEEJ, I'M IMPRESSED.
YOU'RE TAKING THIS REJECTION REALLY WELL.
WELL, I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, BUT HE WAS SO CUTE.
HI, FREDDY.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
I'M JUST GOING TO GET A COOKIE.
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A BATH.
OK, NOW, YOU ALL HAVE YOUR PARTNERS, AND I SHOWED YOU WHAT TO DO, SO LET'S COUPLE OFF AND FORM A SQUARE.
I HATE TO GET TECHNICAL, BUT WE FORMED A TRIANGLE.
WELL, IT'LL BE MUCH MORE SQUARE WHEN MY PARENTS ARE HERE.
YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
WHAT? OH, I SAID I'LL DO YOUR BIDDING.
THAT'S ALL I ASK.
OK, NOW EVERYBODY JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, AND I'LL CALL OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS.
[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
BOW TO YOUR PARTNER.
BOW TO YOUR CORNER.
NOW, EVERYBODY, DOS-A-DOS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT EVERYBODY.
AND SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND! LIFT THAT GIRL RIGHT OFF THE GROUND! WHOO-HOO! NOW IF THAT WOMAN STARTS TO ROAM, JUST PROMENADE THAT LADY HOME.
TAKE IT, DANNY! NOW RIGHT, LEFT, GRAND ONCE AND THEN ONCE MORE.
JUST DON'T LEAVE SCUFF MARKS ON THE FLOOR.
NOW ALL JOIN HANDS AND CIRCLE RIGHT-- MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
NO.
COME BACK IN LINE.
TAKE IT, JOEY! PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN.
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.
DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.
DO THE MONKEY AND THE MASH POTATO.
GET ON THE FLOOR AND DO THE ALLIGATOR! AAH! AAH! AAH! JESSE KATSOPOLIS, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE? WHAT? THAT'S A SMILE.
NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS.
YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF.
YES, YOU WERE.
ALL RIGHT, I WAS.
THIS WILL BE FUN AT OUR WEDDING.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK, TILL WE'RE FINALLY HUSBAND AND WIFE.
HAVE MERCY.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO THE FISHY! WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HURRY UP! I SAID MOVE IT, MISTERS! WHAT'S THE MATTER? OOH, LITTLE TEENY, TINY THINGIES ARE SWIMMING IN THERE.
ALL I DID IS LOOK.
WELL, THESE ARE BABY FISH.
LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY'S A FRIEDA, HUH? MICHELLE, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU WERE WATCHING THE TANK.
YOU SAW THE BABIES, AND YOU DID THE RIGHT THING BY TELLING US.
I DID? YOU SURE DID.
AND NOW WE CAN TAKE THE MOMMY FISH OUT AND PUT HER IN A SPECIAL NURSERY TANK SO THE BABIES CAN GROW UP STRONG AND HEALTHY.
I DID A GOOD JOB.
COME ON, FRIEDA, GET IN HERE.
THERE MUST BE CAN I KEEP THE BABIES IN MY ROOM? YES, HONEY, I THINK THEY'D BE VERY HAPPY THERE.
YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR THOSE FISH.
YEAH, GOOD JOB, MUNCHKIN.
YOU'RE A HERO, MICHELLE.
YAY! YAY! YAY! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW LITTLE THOSE BABIES ARE? DADDY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO SQUARE DANCING, AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LATER, HONEY.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
PROMENADING'S A GOOD IDEA, HONEY.
HEY, GET BACK HERE.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? I KNOW YOU KNOW.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
AWESOME GUITAR PLAYING, YOUNG LADY.
YAY, JESSE AND THE RIPPERS AND MICHELLE! ALL RIGHT.
ANY REQUESTS? OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! YES, THE LOVELY YOUNG LADY IN THE PINK ENSEMBLE.
PLAY THE DO WAH DIDDIE SONG.
OK, WE CAN DO THAT SONG, BUT WE DO NEED A VERY SHORT BACKUP SINGER.
OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH! SAME LADY IN THE SAME PINK ENSEMBLE.
I'M SHORT.
WELL, WOULD YOU DO US THE HONOR AND SING WITH US, PLEASE? IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
COME ON DOWN, BABE! OH.
ALL RIGHT.
I TOLD YOU I'M SHORT.
MY MISTAKE.
SORRY.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO.
ALL RIGHT, MICHELLE, COUNT US OFF.
BUCKLE MY SHOE.
* THERE SHE WAS JUST WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET * * SINGIN' * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * SNAPPIN' HER FINGERS AND A-SHUFFLIN' IN HER FEET * * SINGIN' * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * SHE LOOKED GOOD * * SHE LOOKED GOOD * * SHE LOOKED FINE * * SHE LOOKED FINE * * SHE LOOKED GOOD, LOOKED FINE * * AND I NEARLY LOST MY MIND * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO * * DO WAH DIDDIE DIDDIE DUM DIDDIE DO ** YEAH! I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT.
HIT IT, BOYS.
I SAID HIT IT, BOYS.
* I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT * * HERE IS MY HANDLE * * HERE IS MY SPOUT * * WHEN I GET THE TEA HOT * * THEN I SHOUT * * TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT ** YEAH! ROCK 'N' ROLL! ROCK 'N' ROLL! * AHH * * AHH * * WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PREDICTABILITY * * THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY * * EVENIN' TV * * HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE * * SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE * * THIS OLD WORLD'S * * CONFUSIN' ME * * CLOUDS AS MEAN AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN * * AIN'T A BIRD WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE * * THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOU WHISPERS * * KID, DON'T SELL YOUR DREAMS SO SOON * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A HEART * * A HAND TO HOLD ONTO * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * THERE'S A FACE OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE * * AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE * * A LIGHT IS WAITIN' * * TO CARRY YOU HOME * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK * * DO BE DO BA BA DA ** CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
JUST THINK, JESS, IN ONE WEEK, WE'LL BE SAYING I DO.
I DO WHAT? OH, THAT I DO.
RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU REMEMBER OUR WEDDING? ALL OUR FRIENDS WILL BE THERE, WEDDING CAKE, THERE'LL BE MUSIC, THE BIG SQUARE DANCE, PHOTOGRAPHERS-- WHOA, WHOA! BACK UP.
DID YOU JUST SAY SQUARE AND DANCE IN THE SAME SENTENCE? OH, DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT? WELL, IT'S JUST, UH, MY FAMILY ALWAYS TOPS OFF EVERY BIG BASH WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SQUARE DANCE.
YOU KNOW, KIND OF A DONALDSON TRADITION.
YOU KNOW, THE KATSOPOLIS HAVE A TRADITION, TOO.
EVERY CHRISTMAS MY UNCLE NICK TRIES TO BALANCE A HAM ON HIS FOREHEAD.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO DO THAT AT OUR WEDDING.
OH, GEE, I LOVE CARNIVALS.
THE CHILI DOGS, THE FUDGE, THE COTTON CANDY, THE NACHOS, THE RIDES THAT GO ROUND AND ROUND, THE CRAMPS, THE GAS, THE NAUSEA.
EXCUSE ME.
I GOT A FISHY.
ALL RIGHT.
AND TELL THEM HOW YOU WON THAT FISHY.
I THREW A BALL INTO HIS BOWL.
GOOD SHOT.
YEAH, AT A QUARTER A THROW, IT ONLY COST ME $18.
50.
CONGRATULATIONS, MICHELLE.
YOU GOT YOUR VERY FIRST PET.
YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP IN MY BED.
OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO SLEEP IN MICHELLE'S BED, FLIPPER? [IMITATING FLIPPER.]
UH-UH, UH-UH, UH-UH! LET'S GO FIND HIM A FISH BOWL.
COME ON.
OK.
WHERE ARE THE GIRLS? OH, D.
J.
'S OUT SAYING GOODBYE TO A BOY SHE MET AT THE CARNIVAL.
YOU'RE NOT OUT THERE WATCHING HER EVERY MOVE? HEY, I DON'T HAVE TO SPY ON D.
J.
I TOLD STEPHANIE TO SPY ON HER.
I HAD A REALLY GREAT DAY TODAY.
SO DID I, BOBBY.
SO DID I, BOBBY.
STEPHANIE, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? WELL, DEEJ, THE THREE OF US WERE HAVING SO MUCH FUN, IT JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME WITHOUT ME.
WOW! DID YOU SEE THAT '71 CORVETTE GO BY? OVERHEAD CAM, DUAL MANIFOLD, GLASS PACKS ON THE MUFFLER.
AWESOME! YEAH, TOTALLY.
YOU LIKE CARS, TOO? ARE YOU KIDDING? I LOVE CARS.
OH, PLEASE! SO WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE CAR? UH RED.
OH, YOU MEAN THE NEW RED PORSCHE 911 TURBO.
YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE.
I WANT A PORSCHE ALL I NEED IS MY DRIVER'S LICENSE AND $80,000.
HEY, I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
WE CAN TALK ABOUT CARS.
GREAT.
I'LL TALK TO YOU THEN.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU.
BYE.
OH, BOBBY, I LOVE CARS.
BARFORAMA! LOOK HOW HAPPY THAT FISH IS, MICHELLE.
HE'S GRINNING FROM GILL TO GILL.
IS IT A BOY FISH OR A GIRL FISH? WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA NAME YOUR FISH? I WILL NAME YOU MARTIN.
WELL, THEN IT'S A BOY FISH.
MARTIN FISH.
SOUNDS LIKE MY ACCOUNTANT.
WHY DID YOU COME UP WITH THE NAME MARTIN? BECAUSE THAT'S HIS NAME.
SORRY.
DUMB QUESTION.
NOW, MICHELLE, OWNING A PET IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY.
IT'S GONNA BE YOUR JOB TO FEED HIM EVERY SINGLE DAY.
HE CAN HAVE ALL MY VEGETABLES.
WELL, THAT'S VERY GENEROUS OF YOU, MICHELLE, BUT I THINK MARTIN PREFERS FISH FOOD.
SO YOU GIVE HIM ONE LITTLE PINCH EVERY SINGLE DAY.
AND YOU HAVE TO KEEP HIS BOWL CLEAN BECAUSE, JUST LIKE PEOPLE, FISH LIKE TO BE CLEAN.
PINCH OF FOOD KEEP HIM CLEAN.
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
MICHELLE, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? I'M TAKING MARTIN FOR A WALK.
FIRST RULE OF PET CARE, MICHELLE.
IF THEY DON'T HAVE LEGS, YOU DON'T WALK HIM.
THERE'S SO MUCH TO REMEMBER.
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE NOT BUSY.
I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
WHAT IN THE HEE-HAW IS THAT? IT'S TIME FOR YOUR SQUARE DANCE LESSON.
HEH HEH.
OH, GOSH.
YOU KNOW I'D LOVE TO SIT AROUND AND SQUARE DANCE WITH YOU, BUT I'M VERY, VERY BUSY RIGHT NOW.
JESS, YOU'RE PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIRBRUSHES.
UH-UH-UH-UH.
I JUST ADDED A LAZY SUSAN TO MY HAIR ACCOUTERMENT CENTER FOR EASY ACCESS.
WATCH THIS.
NEED A COMB? BA-DA-BOOM! BAP! YOU'RE RIGHT THERE.
UNCLE JESSE, I NEED YOU.
NOT NOW, DEEJ.
HE'S VERY BUSY ACCOUTERMENTING.
I JUST NEED TO BORROW SOME OF YOUR CAR MAGAZINES.
CAR MAGAZINES? SINCE WHEN ARE YOU INTERESTED IN CARS, DEEJ? WELL, I DECIDED I'M IN A RUT.
I NEED A NEW HOBBY.
WHO'S THE BOY? WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SAYING THAT JUST BECAUSE SHE'S A GIRL, SHE CAN'T BE INTERESTED IN CARS? HIS NAME'S BOBBY.
HA HA HA.
HE'S CALLING TOMORROW, AND I TOLD HIM I KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT CARS.
NO, THAT'S COOL, DEEJ.
I ALWAYS LIKED IT WHEN GIRLS WERE INTERESTED IN THE SAME THING I WAS.
YEAH, BUT SHE SHOULDN'T PRETEND TO LIKE SOMETHING JUST TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE HAPPY.
REALLY? SO I GUESS THAT TAKES ME OFF THE SQUARE DANCING HOOK, THEN, HUH? OH, NO.
NO, THAT'S DIFFERENT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU LIKE IT.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU HATE IT.
YOU'RE STILL DOING IT.
OH, COME ON! I'M NOT GOING TO SQUARE DANCE IN FRONT OF-- THIS IS JUST A WAY FOR-- YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE YOU'RE MARRIED ALREADY.
I'M PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
THAT'S A GOOD START.
NOW YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS, AND YOU CIRCLE YOUR PARTNER.
COME ON, HONEY.
MICHELLE, YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING A BATH BY YOURSELF.
I'M NOT.
WELL, I SEE A FULL BATHTUB WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES IN IT.
AN EMPTY FISH BOWL.
MICHELLE, WHERE'S MARTIN? HE'S TAKING A BUBBLE BATH.
YOU'RE GIVING MARTIN A BATH? MARTIN, BUDDY, WE GOT TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE, PAL.
HE'S ALMOST FINISHED.
I'M KEEPING HIM CLEAN.
YEP, HE'S CLEAN AS A DOORNAIL.
HE'S NOT SWIMMING.
NO, HONEY, HE'S NOT.
IS HE SLEEPING? YEAH, HE'S TAKING A NAP.
A VERY LONG NAP.
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN THE BATHTUB? YOU'RE A SILLY FISH.
WHAT'S GOING ON, JOEY? GUYS, WE GOT A PROBLEM.
NOW, BRACE YOURSELVES.
MARTIN TANNER IS DEAD.
OH, NO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THE POOR WHO'S MARTIN TANNER? MICHELLE'S FISH.
HE DIED ALREADY? ISN'T THERE, LIKE, A SIX-HOUR WARRANTY ON THOSE THINGS? YOU SURE HE'S DEAD? TRUST ME, I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
LIVE FISH MARTIN TANNER POOR MICHELLE.
HOW'S SHE TAKING IT? WELL, FINE FOR NOW.
SHE THINKS HE'S JUST SLEEPING.
I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER THAT HE'S NEVER WAKING UP.
DON'T YOU THINK SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT? I MEAN, THE THING'S PROBABLY FLOATING ON TOP OF THE BOWL.
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK IF MAYBE WE JUST PUT HIM ON A LITTLE RUBBER RAFT, AND TELL HER THAT HE'S WORKING ON HIS TAN? JOEY, EITHER WAY, THIS FISH IS NOT A FUN PET ANYMORE.
I THINK WE'D BETTER TELL MICHELLE WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO MARTIN.
YEAH, DANNY'S RIGHT.
MICHELLE'S A BIG GIRL.
I THINK WE OUGHT TO SIT HER DOWN AND EXPLAIN TO HER THE REALITIES OF LIFE AND DEATH.
DANNY, TELL US HOW IT TURNS OUT.
GUYS, COME WITH ME, PLEASE.
MARTIN, YOU CAN SLEEP WITH MY PIG TONIGHT.
MICHELLE, HONEY THERE'S SOMETHING THAT WE HAVE TO TELL YOU ABOUT MARTIN.
HE'S AN EXCELLENT SLEEPER.
UHNO, HONEY, MARTIN ISN'T SLEEPING.
I'M AFRAID HE'S GONE.
NO, HE'S NOT.
HE'S RIGHT HERE.
WELL, YES, HE IS HERE IN THE PHYSICAL SENSE, BUT IN ANOTHER SENSE, HE'SEVERYWHERE.
DANNY, I DON'T THINK THEY TEACH PHILOSOPHY UNTIL KINDERGARTEN.
YOU GOT TO LAY IT ON THE LINE.
DARLING, I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT YOUR FISHY IS D-- DE-- DE BEST SLEEPER IN TOWN.
JOSEPH.
THANK YOU, JESS.
MICHELLE, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT ONE ROADRUNNER CARTOON WHERE WILE E.
COYOTE FALLS OFF A CLIFF, AND HE KIND OF HANGS THERE FOR A SECOND, AND THEN HE GOES [MAKES FALLING SOUND.]
CRASH! AND THEN HE FLATTENS INTO A PANCAKE, AND TWO LITTLE FEET POP OUT, AND THEN THE PANCAKE WALKS AWAY, AND YOU HEAR * WA WA WA WA WAH ** NOT A BIG HELP, HUH? MICHELLE, HONEY, I'M SORRY, BUT MARTIN IS DEAD.
THIS IS NOT GOOD NEWS.
BUT, HONEY, NO FISH LIVE FOREVER.
THAT'S RIGHT, MICHELLE.
THE IMPORTANT THING IS TO REMEMBER ALL THE HAPPY TIMES THAT YOU AND MARTIN HAD TOGETHER.
LIKE THE CAR RIDE HOME, THE WALK TO YOUR ROOM GUESS THAT'S ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT? WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MARTIN? WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A PROPER BURIAL AT SEA.
ARE YOU GOING TO THE OCEAN? EVENTUALLY.
BYE-BYE, MARTIN.
HONEY, ARE THERE ANY QUESTIONS YOU NEED TO ASK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN? HOW DID MARTIN DIE? WELL, MICHELLE, MARTIN DIED IN THE BUBBLE BATH.
I PUT HIM IN THERE.
WELL, WHEN I TOLD YOU THAT FISHIES LIKE TO BE CLEAN JUST LIKE PEOPLE, I SHOULD'VE ALSO MENTIONED THAT FISHIES DON'T TAKE BUBBLE BATHS.
NOW YOU TELL ME.
HONEY, IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, DON'T YOU? YES, I DO.
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'RE ALL SET.
COME ON IN, JESS.
WE'RE READY! FLYING MICHELLE! I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
I'M HERE.
GUESS WHAT, MICHELLE? WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE FOR YOU.
A TOWEL? THEY ARE SO LITERAL AT THIS AGE.
NO, IT'S NOT A TOWEL.
IT'S UNDER THE TOWEL.
IT'S YOUR NEW PET FISH! NO, THANK YOU.
OH, COME ON, MICHELLE.
LOOK, THE FISHY LIKES YOU.
HE'S WAGGING HIS TAIL.
YEAH, HIS NAME IS FREDDY.
HE'S SAYING HI TO YOU, MICHELLE.
[GURGLES.]
"HI, MICHELLE.
" WATCH OUT, FREDDY.
I'M BIG TROUBLE, MISTER.
OH, NO, SWEETHEART.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARTIN WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT.
BESIDES, FREDDY DOESN'T LIVE IN A LITTLE PLASTIC FISH BOWL.
HE'S IN A FISH PALACE.
LOOK, IT'S GOT GRAVEL, AND A FILTER, AND THERE'S MY PERSONAL FAVORITE.
A LIVE-IN SNAIL THAT CLEANS THE TANK THREE TIMES A WEEK.
I DON'T WANT A FISH.
LISTEN, MICHELLE, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL MAKE FREDDY THE FAMILY FISH, OK? AND HE'LL JUST STAY HERE RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN, AND YOU CAN JUST BE HIS BUDDY, ALL RIGHT? OK, BUT I'M NOT GETTING TOO CLOSE.
SWEETHEART, LISTEN.
THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
THAT FISH IS GOING TO LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME.
HE BETTER STAY OUT OF THE BATHTUB.
ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY, TELLING HER THAT FISH IS GONNA LIVE A LONG, LONG TIME? THOSE THINGS DIE IF YOU LOOK AT THEM FUNNY.
JESS, WE GOT IT COVERED.
JOEY? OK, DEEJ, HOW MANY CYLINDERS IN A CLASSIC 1966 FORD MUSTANG? I DON'T KNOW.
200? [BUZZES.]
WRONG AGAIN.
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS 8.
HOW MANY QUESTIONS HAVE YOU ANSWERED WRONG SO FAR? ALL OF THEM.
DING, DING, DING! YOU FINALLY GOT ONE RIGHT.
HEY, GIRLS.
YOU READY FOR THE BIG FAMILY SQUARE DANCE LESSON? BECKY, I CAN'T SQUARE DANCE RIGHT NOW.
I'M STILL CRAMMING FOR MY PHONE CALL WITH BOBBY.
WHY DID I EVER TELL HIM I KNEW SO MUCH ABOUT CARS? BECAUSE YOU'RE BOY-CRAZY, AND YOU'LL DO ANYTHING TO IMPRESS HIM.
D.
J.
, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND YOU'RE A CAR EXPERT.
I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO CUTE.
DEEJ, IF A BOY DOESN'T LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, THEN HE'S NOT WORTH LIKING.
[TELEPHONE RINGS.]
THAT'S BOBBY.
WHAT SHOULD I SAY? JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
HE'LL RESPECT YOU FOR YOUR HONESTY.
[TELEPHONE RINGS.]
HELLO? OH, HI, BOBBY.
LOOK, I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I THINK CARS ARE BORING AND THEY CAUSE POLLUTION, BUT I KNOW THAT WON'T MATTER TO YOU BECAUSE YOU-- HELLO? BOBBY? HE HUNG UP.
OOPS.
DEEJ, I'M SORRY.
THAT'S OK, BECKY.
ANY GUY WHO HANGS UP ON ME IS PROBABLY NOT MY TYPE.
BOY, DEEJ, I'M IMPRESSED.
YOU'RE TAKING THIS REJECTION REALLY WELL.
WELL, I'M BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, BUT HE WAS SO CUTE.
HI, FREDDY.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
I'M JUST GOING TO GET A COOKIE.
I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A BATH.
OK, NOW, YOU ALL HAVE YOUR PARTNERS, AND I SHOWED YOU WHAT TO DO, SO LET'S COUPLE OFF AND FORM A SQUARE.
I HATE TO GET TECHNICAL, BUT WE FORMED A TRIANGLE.
WELL, IT'LL BE MUCH MORE SQUARE WHEN MY PARENTS ARE HERE.
YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
WHAT? OH, I SAID I'LL DO YOUR BIDDING.
THAT'S ALL I ASK.
OK, NOW EVERYBODY JUST LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, AND I'LL CALL OUT THE INSTRUCTIONS.
[SQUARE DANCE MUSIC PLAYS.]
BOW TO YOUR PARTNER.
BOW TO YOUR CORNER.
NOW, EVERYBODY, DOS-A-DOS.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE LOOKING GREAT EVERYBODY.
AND SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND AND ROUND! LIFT THAT GIRL RIGHT OFF THE GROUND! WHOO-HOO! NOW IF THAT WOMAN STARTS TO ROAM, JUST PROMENADE THAT LADY HOME.
TAKE IT, DANNY! NOW RIGHT, LEFT, GRAND ONCE AND THEN ONCE MORE.
JUST DON'T LEAVE SCUFF MARKS ON THE FLOOR.
NOW ALL JOIN HANDS AND CIRCLE RIGHT-- MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.
I'M OUT OF HERE.
NO.
COME BACK IN LINE.
TAKE IT, JOEY! PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN.
PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT OUT.
DO THE HOKEY-POKEY AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT.
DO THE MONKEY AND THE MASH POTATO.
GET ON THE FLOOR AND DO THE ALLIGATOR! AAH! AAH! AAH! JESSE KATSOPOLIS, WHAT IS THAT ON YOUR FACE? WHAT? THAT'S A SMILE.
NO, IT ISN'T.
YES, IT IS.
YOU WERE ENJOYING YOURSELF.
YES, YOU WERE.
ALL RIGHT, I WAS.
THIS WILL BE FUN AT OUR WEDDING.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK, TILL WE'RE FINALLY HUSBAND AND WIFE.
HAVE MERCY.
SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO THE FISHY! WHAT'S GOING ON? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT! HURRY UP! I SAID MOVE IT, MISTERS! WHAT'S THE MATTER? OOH, LITTLE TEENY, TINY THINGIES ARE SWIMMING IN THERE.
ALL I DID IS LOOK.
WELL, THESE ARE BABY FISH.
LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
LOOKS LIKE FREDDY'S A FRIEDA, HUH? MICHELLE, IT'S A GOOD THING YOU WERE WATCHING THE TANK.
YOU SAW THE BABIES, AND YOU DID THE RIGHT THING BY TELLING US.
I DID? YOU SURE DID.
AND NOW WE CAN TAKE THE MOMMY FISH OUT AND PUT HER IN A SPECIAL NURSERY TANK SO THE BABIES CAN GROW UP STRONG AND HEALTHY.
I DID A GOOD JOB.
COME ON, FRIEDA, GET IN HERE.
THERE MUST BE CAN I KEEP THE BABIES IN MY ROOM? YES, HONEY, I THINK THEY'D BE VERY HAPPY THERE.
YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH FOR THOSE FISH.
YEAH, GOOD JOB, MUNCHKIN.
YOU'RE A HERO, MICHELLE.
YAY! YAY! YAY! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW LITTLE THOSE BABIES ARE? DADDY, WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T WE GO BACK TO SQUARE DANCING, AND I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LATER, HONEY.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
PROMENADING'S A GOOD IDEA, HONEY.
HEY, GET BACK HERE.
WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM? I KNOW YOU KNOW.
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