Lab Rats (2012) s04e17 Episode Script
Bionic Island: Lab Rats: On the Edge (60 min)
Well, guys, it took a while, but we finally came up with S1's new name.
We went through hundreds before we came up with the perfect one.
What is it? - Charlotte.
- Taylor.
Right.
Taylor.
My second choice.
I like it.
Yeah, great name.
Eh, doesn't really matter to me.
I didn't remember your other name, and I'm not gonna remember this one, either.
Hey, guys.
I have some very exciting news.
You're finally eligible for senior citizen discounts? No.
Maybe.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Look The president called, and he's honoring you guys with a prestigious award for completing mission number 1,000.
That's awesome.
Congratulations, guys.
Thanks, but technically, if you count all the missions where our bionics were still a secret, then our number is actually 2,604.
But who's counting? You are.
That's all you do is count.
I do not.
Just for the record, that's the This is gonna be great.
It's about time I got honored for something.
So when is this little shindig? Uh, in a couple of weeks.
There's gonna be a big, fancy ceremony on the mainland.
But the president's only honoring the original team, Adam, Bree and Chase.
What? How can he do that? I go on missions with them all the time.
I'm sure when they hand out awards for completing 32 1/2 missions, you'll get yours.
It's actually 31 1/2, but who's counting? The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
Hey, Adam, how's the fire prevention training going? You said fire prevention? Ooh, well, it's too late to prevent that one.
Could you guys go put that fire out and prevent the other 15 we set? Guys, you have to come see this.
Leo just did something super amazing.
Aww.
Leo's holding hands with a girl.
That is amazing.
It's not a girl, it's Taylor.
A girl with very sharp fingernails.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Uh, the point is, we found a new ability.
Check this out.
Now.
Oh, man, now I can't see what the new ability is.
That was the new ability.
Well, do you have another that turns you into a night light? Hold on.
I'll bring the back-up system online.
We accidentally found it when we locked hands during combat training.
Technically, I was helping him off the floor after I body slammed him.
Body slammed.
It was more like a somersault.
You want me to show 'em? No, no, we're good.
So? Isn't our new ability cool? When we join hands, our laser spheres combine to create one large sphere that's so powerful, it sends out an electromagnetic pulse.
EMP's disable any piece of electrical technology they touch.
Dude, that was incredible.
One day, I'm gonna be just like you.
Thank you, son.
Now move along.
Uh, no offense, Logan, but when did Leo become your hero? Are you kidding? Talk about an underdog.
He was just a regular guy.
All of a sudden, he got bionics and became an inspiration to the whole world.
That is my story.
And I love how he didn't let his scrawny body - and inferior skill set stop him.
- We got it, Logan.
I'm a little worried about this new ability.
EMP's are very, very dangerous.
But if we had this when Krane was around, we could've shut down his triton app in a second.
It doesn't matter.
It's still dangerous.
Don't use it again until we've had time to study it in a controlled environment.
- Come on, Chase.
- No.
- If we just - You heard me.
No more EMP's.
Boo.
All right, guys, let's get back to work.
Next up, CPR training.
Uh, no, wait.
CPR prevention.
I hate this.
I've worked so hard to prove myself, but it doesn't matter.
They're always gonna see me as their little brother - who's barely bionic.
- If it makes you feel better, I think our new ability is super cool.
Yeah.
They're just jealous 'cause they were born perfect, and you were born a teeny, tiny, weakling Shut it.
I'm so sick of them not taking me seriously.
It's time prove I'm as much a bionic hero as they are.
I hear you, Leo.
And we got your back.
Thanks, guys.
Means a lot.
Yeah, we gotta stop doing that.
- Hey, Donnie.
- Hey, Douglas.
You know, there's nothing like getting under the hood of a car and working with your hands to make you feel like a real man.
You got some oil on your face.
Oh, that's not oil.
That's an organic sea kelp facial cream.
Gives me the pores of a Yikes.
How bad is her life? What's with the fancy car? Oh, I'm up for the contract to redesign the president's limo, so I thought I'd surprise him at the awards ceremony, and get a jump on the competition.
Great idea.
Presidents love surprises.
Just give me the heads up so I can film the secret service taking you down.
He's gonna love it.
I adapted my self-driving car, and made the most indestructible limo ever.
It'll be the safest form of transportation any president has ever used.
Take that, Air Force One.
You should definitely say that to the secret service.
Why don't I test it for you? I know a thing or two about destruction.
Nothing is indestructible in my hands.
Please.
You cannot destroy this car.
You can't even get into this car.
This car is as Douglas-proof You were saying.
We've really been on 1,000 missions? It felt more like six.
Nope.
It was way more than that, and I remember all of them.
Literally.
They're backed up on my hard drive.
Maybe you should clear a few out.
You know, free up some space to add some personality, or a sense of humor.
You know, a likeable trait.
- Hey, Leo.
- Don't talk to me like I'm a child.
All I said was "Hey, Leo.
" Well, I detected a tone.
What's up with you? I'll tell you what's up with me.
I am tired of everyone treating me like some kind of non-existent bionic hero.
Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to take it personally.
Oh, really? Well, guess what.
We're starting our own team.
That's right.
You're looking at the next generation of bionic superhumans.
It's the other way like we rehearsed.
Oh, right.
And, uh, who might be the leader of this new bionic team? You're looking at him.
You kidding me? Leo? See, right there.
There's that tone.
Look, you don't just become a leader by saying that you're a leader.
It takes years of mission experience.
You named yourself mission leader when you were 14.
Eh, wrong.
I was 12.
Good thing someone around here counts.
You're not ready.
Oh, yes, I am, and I'm going to prove to you that I'm ready.
Sold! You were already on board.
And yet he sold me again.
He's that good.
Is Mr.
Davenport okay with this? Douglas thinks he's gonna beat me at my own game.
I don't think so.
Hey, Big D.
, is it cool if I start my own team? Yeah, Leo, whatever.
"It's indestructible.
" Ha! Victory pose.
Other way, sir.
Okay, Douglas, you may have found a way to break into my limo, but you will never break my limo.
Adam, I need you to show him that it is indestructible.
Fire your heat vision.
Not at me, at the car.
Okay, you can't just tell me to fire.
You have to be more explicit.
You know the word explicit, but you don't know the word indestructible.
Yep.
It's a conundrum.
Fire your heat vision at the car.
See? Indestructible.
Not so fast, Donnie.
You might wanna back up for this one.
My limo! Ah, relax.
We can help you.
Together, Adam and I can pretty much break into or destroy anything.
We can make this limo impenetrable.
Yeah.
I'm not really interested in helping.
I just wanna blow stuff up.
Faster, faster.
Mush! Mush! And stop.
How is carrying you down an imaginary mountain part of our training? Because a good team should be prepared for anything, and this could happen.
You never know when your leader's gonna get taken out of battle, or break a bone, or get a case of the dizzies from a light lunch.
- I don't mind carrying you, Leo.
- Thank you.
I mean, you're, like, the lightest human being ever.
Hey! I am not light.
With a full bladder, I am pushing triple digits.
Can we take a break? Yeah.
You guys have been working hard.
I guess you do deserve a breather.
Hey, Leo.
Break's over.
Everybody up.
How's your new team doing? Great.
You see this right here? This is a little something we like to call leading and training.
Really? Looks to me like standing and talking.
We carried him all the way down an imaginary mountain.
Why? Because the guy weighs 60 pounds.
Give him a break.
We've been working hard.
We found a way to include Logan and make our new ability even better.
Check this out.
Leo, I specifically told you not to do that again.
It's too dangerous.
Too dangerous, or too awesome? Now I'm gonna use my energy manipulation to guide their EMP toward a target.
Not yet, junior.
These kids came for a show.
Amp it up, Tay-tay.
Okay, now I'm gonna Not yet.
Leo, it's too much for her.
Oh, please, you're just jealous that your team isn't as powerful as mine.
Leo, stop! Back off.
This is my team.
Taylor! She's barely breathing.
Go get help.
Mr.
Davenport, how's Taylor? The good news is, I flew in the best doctors money could buy, so she's in good hands.
How seriously is she hurt? She's in critical condition.
We'll know more when she wakes up.
I'm sorry, Big D.
I feel terrible.
You should.
What were you thinking, making her max out her abilities? I didn't think she'd get hurt.
I just wanted to show everyone what my new team could do.
New team? Who said you could have a new team? You did.
Earlier today when you walked through here.
Well, you should know better than to bother me when I'm focused on me.
Look, I have to get back to the infirmary.
I'll let you guys know if there's any other news.
You should've stopped when I told you to.
This just proves you're not ready to lead your own team.
I am more than ready.
And maybe I wouldn't feel like I need to prove that to you guys if you weren't always looking down on me.
Leo, we don't look down on you.
Yeah, we have total respect for all of your shortcomings.
When are you guys gonna stop treating me like I'm an idiot? Maybe when you stop acting like one.
You know what? Maybe quitting your team wasn't enough.
Maybe I need to quit being your brother, too.
Don't worry, Chase.
He can't legally do that.
Trust me.
I've looked into it.
Look, Logan, I know this is a stressful time, but the best thing we can do is keep training.
- Taylor would have wanted that.
- She's dead?! No.
I mean, if she were here, she would've wanted that.
Oh, okay.
I'm just really worried.
The doctors won't even let us see her.
- That can't be good.
- It's okay to be concerned.
I am, too.
But we need to be a team now more than ever.
- For Taylor.
- She's in heaven?! No.
Upstairs.
In the infirmary.
Just trust me.
She's gonna be back before you know it.
- Are you sure? - Absolutely.
Big D.
has the best doctors in the world taking care of her.
Not to mention every piece of bionic technology at his disposal.
I mean, look at my leg.
After I was crushed by the space elevator, not only did he fix it, but now it's better than ever.
I thought you said it locks up when it rains.
I'm waiting on a part.
Donnie's gonna be wrapped up with Taylor for a while, so let's use this time to finally perfect this thing.
So what do you think? You sure there's enough dynamite? Oh, Adam.
There's never enough dynamite.
Let's light this candle.
Ooh.
Good idea.
A little lavender will help cover up the stench of burning car.
Just push the button.
Okay.
Here we go.
- You okay? - No.
You? No.
But the limo is.
We did it.
We made it indestructible.
What's wrong? Now that it works, we don't get to blow stuff up anymore.
Well we could always try to make Donnie's yacht indestructible.
It's already rigged to blow.
Chase, what's going on? Mr.
Davenport has another update on Taylor.
Hello.
Excuse me, sir.
Now that we aren't brothers, what should I call you? - Hi, Logan.
- Hey, guys.
Good to see you.
- Ahem! - Oh, right.
We're still mad at them.
Hey, guys, it is not good to see you.
How is she? Awake.
She's gonna make it.
See? Told ya.
So what kind of bionic upgrades did you throw in? Rocket feet or rocket elbows? Rocket hips? Just sayin' the girl could use some rockets.
No, Leo.
Taylor made it, but the laser spheres damaged her retinas.
She's lost her eyesight.
She's blind.
What? We tried everything, but no amount of bionics will fix this.
It's permanent.
Permanent for how long? You can't just give up.
There's gotta be something you can do.
You have to keep trying.
I'm sorry, Leo.
I can't believe it.
She's never gonna see again.
It's all because of me.
But you said she was gonna be okay.
Donnie, I think you're gonna be really happy with the work we did on the limo.
It is now officially indestructible.
And all of your other forms of high-end transportation are officially not.
You guys seen Leo? He wasn't at breakfast this morning.
That's because I was packing.
Leo, what are you doing? You're supposed to be training.
I'm going back to Mission Creek.
I don't belong here anymore.
I'm quitting the academy.
What? - Wait, we can do that? - Adam! Look, Leo, I know you're upset about Taylor, but it was an accident.
No.
Chase was right.
I'm not cut out to be a leader.
I never meant for you to leave.
Part of being a leader is making mistakes.
You learn from them, and you move on.
Look at Chase.
Think of all the mistakes he's made as mission leader.
Yeah.
Remember when the particle collider collapsed on us because of him? Or when he told Sebastian about Krane, - and started the rebellion.
- Or the other time Mistakes were made.
We get it! But his never hurt anyone.
Taylor has to live with my mistake for the rest of her life.
So you're just gonna give up and leave? What about our team? Logan, you deserve a better team.
Or at least a better leader.
I'm not gonna put you or anyone else here in danger ever again.
Here.
Give it to someone more deserving.
Leo, I'm not gonna let you Yes, you are, because it's not your choice.
It's mine.
Bye, guys.
Sorry I let you down.
It's really weird not having you here, Leo.
Everybody really misses you.
It's been two weeks.
When are you coming back? I'm sorry, guys.
When I said I was done, I meant it.
I've hung up my mission suit forever.
Then can I have it? I found a guy in Japan who's willing to pay top dollar.
I appreciate the call, but things are actually great back here.
School is much better without Perry, and I get to spend a ton of time with my mom.
Every 16-year-old boy's dream.
Are you sure we can't change your mind? Sorry, guys.
I'm staying here.
I gotta go.
Mom's hosting her book club tonight, and I'm in charge of dessert.
Turns out my laser sphere has caramelized the perfect crème brulée.
Whoo, that sounds good.
Do I, uh, have to read a book to get in on that? Later, guys.
I feel bad.
We should've given him more credit.
I know.
He deserves to be up there with us at the award ceremony tomorrow.
Couldn't agree with you more.
And that's why he's gonna be.
Say hello to the newest member of the bionic team.
Cardboard Leo.
What is that? Uh, it's a life-size cardboard cutout of Leo, hence the name Cardboard Leo.
Pay attention, Chase.
This stuff isn't that hard.
I think what he means is, are you crazy?! We can't bring that to the ceremony.
Of course we can, and if things get boring, I'm gonna fold him into an airplane and fly him around.
Wheee! So 9:00 a.
m.
tomorrow, we'll take the hydra loop to the mainland and we will travel to the president's award ceremony in my self-driving limo.
I call shotgun.
Adam, it's a limo.
Everyone rides in the back.
You sit where you want.
I will still be holding the shotgun.
Once the president is dazzled, I will undoubtedly be showered with a big, fat contract and piles of cash, which I just might share with you three.
- Really? - No.
Wait, wait, wait.
So even though it's our award ceremony, now it's become all about you? For the smartest man in the world, it really took you a long time to figure that out.
- Taylor.
- Taylor.
Hey! Good to see you up and around.
Just so you know, this is Adam.
I lost my vision, not my hearing.
She obviously didn't lose that nasty attitude either.
What are those glasses? My latest piece of technology that I customized for her.
High-tech lenses that use a series of laser-guided sensors to enhance her spatial awareness.
They don't allow me to see in the traditional sense, but they vibrate to let me know when there's an obstacle in my path.
That's so cool.
I wanna try.
Ow.
So sorry, so sorry.
Please don't hurt me.
Hey, I'm impressed, Taylor.
You've made a lot of progress in a few weeks.
Thanks.
I have been working really hard.
Have any of you guys spoken to Leo? I was hoping someone convinced him to come back to the academy by now.
We talked to him earlier today, but no luck.
He won't change his mind.
Oh, yeah, it's really annoying when people don't understand what you're going through.
You see, there's that attitude again.
Hey, which dress do you like better for the ceremony? Red or black? What do I know? Come on, I don't have any sisters.
I need someone to help me with this stuff.
Well, I'm sorry, but it's not gonna be me.
Even though red is the obvious match for your skin tone.
Hey, Chase, which one of these outfits looks better on Cardboard Leo, blue or black? Why are you dressing up Cardboard Leo? Hey, if I have to wear a suit to the award ceremony, so does he.
The joke's on you, because we're both goin' commando.
Adam, get rid of that thing.
No.
When Real Leo watches from home, I want him to feel like he's still a part of our team.
Have you lost your mind? This is not our brother, it's a piece of cardboard.
No, it's four pieces of cardboard, and I spent an extra 2.
50 on the glossy finish, so you will respect him.
I give up.
Me, too.
But go with the blue.
It's all the rage this season.
So how'd you guys get this thing to the mainland? We had to helicopter it in from the island.
It was hung from incredibly strong cables.
The same ones they used to pour Mr.
Davenport into his tux pants.
For your information, I got into these pants without any help from technology.
It's true.
He used a girdle.
And I had to tie it.
And that thing did not want to be tied.
I have rope burns.
Make some room for Leo.
Hey, watch the face.
That's my money.
I thought your brains were your money.
No, I mean actual money.
I just had $50,000 worth of work done to this thing.
This thing could not be more in the way.
Exactly.
Just like the real Leo.
Seatbelts, everyone.
Drive to presidential award ceremony.
Whoa.
This thing does whatever you tell it to? Cool! - Pop a wheelie.
- No! It's okay.
It's okay.
The first thing I taught the computer was to tune out Adam's voice.
Pop a wheelie! I gotta hand it to you, Mr.
Davenport.
This is the smoothest ride I've ever been in.
Yeah, you would never know this thing doesn't have a driver.
The only thing that gives it away is the look of sheer terror on other people's faces as we pass by.
Driver error is the number-one cause of car accidents.
This little baby will make automobile transportation a hundred times safer.
Hey, what's it doing? Oh, the limo's computer's plotting the location of the neighboring vehicles and predicting their movement at 20 times a second.
Blah, blah, blah.
Where's the butt warmers? In case of an emergency, the entire vehicle goes into lockdown.
You are safer here than anywhere in the world.
Oh, cool.
We're going over the Hurst Memorial bridge.
Interesting fact.
It's one of the largest suspension bridges in the world.
Erected in 1951 by a small group Here's another interesting fact.
No one cares.
What was that? I don't know.
Partition down.
What's happening? The bridge cables are snapping.
- Put it up, put it up! - Partition up.
Everybody hold on.
Is everybody okay? - Yeah.
- I'm a little hungry, but Why are we rocking? The limo must be wedged over something.
What do you think it is? Partition down.
Ooh, look.
Clouds.
I didn't know this thing could fly.
Can I get a ginger ale and a bag of peanuts? We're not flying.
We're dangling off the bridge! Okay, according to this, a transport ship slammed into the bridge.
If those cables keep snapping, we're done for.
Thanks for saying what we're all seeing.
I'm scared.
That wasn't me.
That was Leo.
Keep it together, Leo.
We have to get out of here.
Why won't the doors open? The limo's computer sensed the emergency and put the car into immediate lockdown mode.
Technology that makes it impossible to get inside the limo also makes it impossible to get out.
Even with our bionics? Yes, thanks to Douglas.
Me? The limo was your idea.
Yeah, until you ruined it.
"I can break into your limo.
I'm a bad boy.
I have spiked hair and wear too many bracelets.
" Ask any guy who wears bracelets and he'll tell you.
Five is the perfect amount.
Two is too few, four needs one more.
Ha! Guys, stop fighting.
We have to get out of here.
I'm not just gonna sit here all day.
I'm busting us out.
Everyone stop moving.
Stay calm, Donnie.
We'll figure a way out of this.
It's not that.
I gotta figure a way out of this girdle.
Oh, no.
If that thing bursts, it'll take us out before the bridge does.
It's bad.
There are still tons of civilians on that bridge.
We've got to rescue them.
Wait.
That's Mr.
Davenport's limo.
Adam, Bree and Chase must be trapped inside, or they would've started the rescue by now.
Listen up, guys.
I know you've never been on a mission, but you can do this.
Get moving.
I'll send the coordinates.
What are we gonna do? We're gonna call Leo.
Can't talk, Big D.
The crème brulée was such a big hit last night, the book club gals came back for lunch.
Omelet up, Betty.
Wait.
He can cook? Is there anything this guy can't do? Taylor.
It's good to see you.
I heard you've been training.
Forget about me.
There's been a horrible accident with your family's limo.
What? Where? The Hurst Memorial bridge.
The limo's barely hanging on.
I know you quit the team, but your family needs you.
Okay, I'll meet you both there.
Wait.
I'm not going.
Why not? I can't see.
I'd just be in the way.
Do you have any idea how many times I've been in the way on a mission? Yeah.
Chase told me.
31 1/2 Look, you're not gonna be in the way.
You've still got a lot to offer, and I need your help.
I don't know.
Don't worry.
We're gonna make it through this together.
All three of us.
All right.
Let's do it.
If I can find a way to shut down the computer, the limo will terminate lockdown mode.
Have you tried overriding the security architecture? What about jailbreaking the cryptographic interface? What about the off button? I don't think he's taking us very seriously, Leo.
Stop talking to cardboard! Don't move.
Every time you do, we're one step closer to plummeting to our death Just stay still.
- I have to sneeze.
- Can you hold it? No.
Pinch her nose! Sorry I'm late.
I was in such a rush, I went to the wrong bridge.
You'll be happy to know all is well on the Norcal connector.
That's the last of the civilians.
Get them off the bridge and set up the triage area.
Where's the limo? Over there.
Oh.
Good idea, Mr.
Davenport.
Turn on a good movie to take our minds off this tragic situation.
Looks like an action flick.
That's not a movie; that's us.
No, it's not.
If this were real life, the car would move when I do this.
Okay, it's real.
It's real! That's Leo.
He came to save us.
Leo, can you hear me? - Leo.
- Yes, Big D.
, I can hear you.
- We're coming to get you.
- No.
It's too unstable.
I don't want you to get hurt.
Listen to me very carefully.
We're locked in.
See that silver shark fin on the rear windshield? I see it.
That's the housing unit for the computer system.
I need you to find a way to disable it.
Then it will release the locks, and we can climb out.
Got it.
They can do this.
Right? What do you think? Our lives are in the hands of a newbie, a quitter, and a blind girl.
We can still hear you! Then, boy, aren't we lucky? We gotta figure out a way to disable that computer system.
Wait.
Our EMP ability.
It disables any electrical charge.
If we generate a sphere, then Logan can guide it to take out the limo's computer.
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
Keep going.
What's the matter? Why'd you stop? I can't do this.
What if I hurt you again? What if I hurt them? I don't wanna ruin anyone else's life.
Leo, you didn't ruin my life.
It was an accident.
And if I'm not gonna let it stop me from being a bionic hero, why should you? This is it, Leo.
This is your chance to prove you're the leader I know you are.
So are you in? Yeah.
I'm in.
What's wrong? Duck! How'd you know that was gonna happen? I heard the sound wave of the cable when it snapped.
Ever since I lost my sight, all of my other senses have increased.
- Really? - Hello.
Sliding off a bridge over here! Hang on.
We have a plan.
Based on the last 40 times that he said that, I'd say we have, oh, a ten percent chance of making it.
Hey, hey, he came all the way out here to save us.
Give the kid some credit.
Twelve percent.
We can still hear you.
Taylor, give me your hand.
Little more.
Okay, Logan, on my cue, aim the sphere at that silver fin.
Got it.
Trust me.
We got this.
All right, Logan.
Now.
They did it.
Let's get outta here.
- Yes! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Single file, people.
Me first.
Wait, wait, wait.
Open the sun roof.
Bree can super-speed us out one by one.
Let's go.
Chase! We have to go now.
The whole bridge is about to go down.
I'll get Chase.
You guys get everyone else out of here.
- Leo, we can - There's no time! Go! Grab on.
Leo, you have to let go, or it's gonna take you with it.
I'm not letting go.
Give me your hand.
Wow! Leo, you did it.
You saved my life.
Sorry I ever doubted you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
Wait, there's someone floating in the water.
Is that me? Don't worry.
That's just cardboard you.
Trust me, he wasn't worth saving.
These individuals before you are the epitome of what a hero should be.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy.
Why didn't I wear underwear? They are the most selfless, humble people that I know.
My face is on every channel.
Melissa Finnegan is so jealous right now.
Because of their courageous actions, the world is a better place.
I'm gonna take your job.
I'm gonna be president someday.
This place will be mine.
All mine.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes, but the real way to measure a true hero is by their determination to never give up.
If I didn't have to go to the bathroom so badly, I might actually be enjoying this.
People of our nation, and our planet, are beyond grateful for the contributions that you four have made to our safety and well-being.
There is no way we can repay you for all that you've done.
Well, don't let that stop you from writing a big, fat check.
Did I just say that out loud? Oh, good, I didn't.
Listen up, everybody.
Someone very special is rejoining the team.
Whoa.
I was expecting someone completely different.
Not only is Leo back at the island, but because of his bravery and leadership on the bridge mission, I have officially made him a mentor.
Couldn't be prouder of you, buddy.
Congrats, Mr.
Mentor.
And thanks.
For what? I didn't think I'd ever go on a mission again, Leo.
But you changed all that.
I'm the one who should be thanking you.
You showed me I really am a leader.
I love you guys.
Are you crying? No.
I'm just allergic to happiness.
Come on, you old softie.
Now that everybody's safe, you can help me out of this girdle.
Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo!
We went through hundreds before we came up with the perfect one.
What is it? - Charlotte.
- Taylor.
Right.
Taylor.
My second choice.
I like it.
Yeah, great name.
Eh, doesn't really matter to me.
I didn't remember your other name, and I'm not gonna remember this one, either.
Hey, guys.
I have some very exciting news.
You're finally eligible for senior citizen discounts? No.
Maybe.
I don't wanna talk about it.
Look The president called, and he's honoring you guys with a prestigious award for completing mission number 1,000.
That's awesome.
Congratulations, guys.
Thanks, but technically, if you count all the missions where our bionics were still a secret, then our number is actually 2,604.
But who's counting? You are.
That's all you do is count.
I do not.
Just for the record, that's the This is gonna be great.
It's about time I got honored for something.
So when is this little shindig? Uh, in a couple of weeks.
There's gonna be a big, fancy ceremony on the mainland.
But the president's only honoring the original team, Adam, Bree and Chase.
What? How can he do that? I go on missions with them all the time.
I'm sure when they hand out awards for completing 32 1/2 missions, you'll get yours.
It's actually 31 1/2, but who's counting? The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
Hey, Adam, how's the fire prevention training going? You said fire prevention? Ooh, well, it's too late to prevent that one.
Could you guys go put that fire out and prevent the other 15 we set? Guys, you have to come see this.
Leo just did something super amazing.
Aww.
Leo's holding hands with a girl.
That is amazing.
It's not a girl, it's Taylor.
A girl with very sharp fingernails.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Uh, the point is, we found a new ability.
Check this out.
Now.
Oh, man, now I can't see what the new ability is.
That was the new ability.
Well, do you have another that turns you into a night light? Hold on.
I'll bring the back-up system online.
We accidentally found it when we locked hands during combat training.
Technically, I was helping him off the floor after I body slammed him.
Body slammed.
It was more like a somersault.
You want me to show 'em? No, no, we're good.
So? Isn't our new ability cool? When we join hands, our laser spheres combine to create one large sphere that's so powerful, it sends out an electromagnetic pulse.
EMP's disable any piece of electrical technology they touch.
Dude, that was incredible.
One day, I'm gonna be just like you.
Thank you, son.
Now move along.
Uh, no offense, Logan, but when did Leo become your hero? Are you kidding? Talk about an underdog.
He was just a regular guy.
All of a sudden, he got bionics and became an inspiration to the whole world.
That is my story.
And I love how he didn't let his scrawny body - and inferior skill set stop him.
- We got it, Logan.
I'm a little worried about this new ability.
EMP's are very, very dangerous.
But if we had this when Krane was around, we could've shut down his triton app in a second.
It doesn't matter.
It's still dangerous.
Don't use it again until we've had time to study it in a controlled environment.
- Come on, Chase.
- No.
- If we just - You heard me.
No more EMP's.
Boo.
All right, guys, let's get back to work.
Next up, CPR training.
Uh, no, wait.
CPR prevention.
I hate this.
I've worked so hard to prove myself, but it doesn't matter.
They're always gonna see me as their little brother - who's barely bionic.
- If it makes you feel better, I think our new ability is super cool.
Yeah.
They're just jealous 'cause they were born perfect, and you were born a teeny, tiny, weakling Shut it.
I'm so sick of them not taking me seriously.
It's time prove I'm as much a bionic hero as they are.
I hear you, Leo.
And we got your back.
Thanks, guys.
Means a lot.
Yeah, we gotta stop doing that.
- Hey, Donnie.
- Hey, Douglas.
You know, there's nothing like getting under the hood of a car and working with your hands to make you feel like a real man.
You got some oil on your face.
Oh, that's not oil.
That's an organic sea kelp facial cream.
Gives me the pores of a Yikes.
How bad is her life? What's with the fancy car? Oh, I'm up for the contract to redesign the president's limo, so I thought I'd surprise him at the awards ceremony, and get a jump on the competition.
Great idea.
Presidents love surprises.
Just give me the heads up so I can film the secret service taking you down.
He's gonna love it.
I adapted my self-driving car, and made the most indestructible limo ever.
It'll be the safest form of transportation any president has ever used.
Take that, Air Force One.
You should definitely say that to the secret service.
Why don't I test it for you? I know a thing or two about destruction.
Nothing is indestructible in my hands.
Please.
You cannot destroy this car.
You can't even get into this car.
This car is as Douglas-proof You were saying.
We've really been on 1,000 missions? It felt more like six.
Nope.
It was way more than that, and I remember all of them.
Literally.
They're backed up on my hard drive.
Maybe you should clear a few out.
You know, free up some space to add some personality, or a sense of humor.
You know, a likeable trait.
- Hey, Leo.
- Don't talk to me like I'm a child.
All I said was "Hey, Leo.
" Well, I detected a tone.
What's up with you? I'll tell you what's up with me.
I am tired of everyone treating me like some kind of non-existent bionic hero.
Just because it's true doesn't mean you have to take it personally.
Oh, really? Well, guess what.
We're starting our own team.
That's right.
You're looking at the next generation of bionic superhumans.
It's the other way like we rehearsed.
Oh, right.
And, uh, who might be the leader of this new bionic team? You're looking at him.
You kidding me? Leo? See, right there.
There's that tone.
Look, you don't just become a leader by saying that you're a leader.
It takes years of mission experience.
You named yourself mission leader when you were 14.
Eh, wrong.
I was 12.
Good thing someone around here counts.
You're not ready.
Oh, yes, I am, and I'm going to prove to you that I'm ready.
Sold! You were already on board.
And yet he sold me again.
He's that good.
Is Mr.
Davenport okay with this? Douglas thinks he's gonna beat me at my own game.
I don't think so.
Hey, Big D.
, is it cool if I start my own team? Yeah, Leo, whatever.
"It's indestructible.
" Ha! Victory pose.
Other way, sir.
Okay, Douglas, you may have found a way to break into my limo, but you will never break my limo.
Adam, I need you to show him that it is indestructible.
Fire your heat vision.
Not at me, at the car.
Okay, you can't just tell me to fire.
You have to be more explicit.
You know the word explicit, but you don't know the word indestructible.
Yep.
It's a conundrum.
Fire your heat vision at the car.
See? Indestructible.
Not so fast, Donnie.
You might wanna back up for this one.
My limo! Ah, relax.
We can help you.
Together, Adam and I can pretty much break into or destroy anything.
We can make this limo impenetrable.
Yeah.
I'm not really interested in helping.
I just wanna blow stuff up.
Faster, faster.
Mush! Mush! And stop.
How is carrying you down an imaginary mountain part of our training? Because a good team should be prepared for anything, and this could happen.
You never know when your leader's gonna get taken out of battle, or break a bone, or get a case of the dizzies from a light lunch.
- I don't mind carrying you, Leo.
- Thank you.
I mean, you're, like, the lightest human being ever.
Hey! I am not light.
With a full bladder, I am pushing triple digits.
Can we take a break? Yeah.
You guys have been working hard.
I guess you do deserve a breather.
Hey, Leo.
Break's over.
Everybody up.
How's your new team doing? Great.
You see this right here? This is a little something we like to call leading and training.
Really? Looks to me like standing and talking.
We carried him all the way down an imaginary mountain.
Why? Because the guy weighs 60 pounds.
Give him a break.
We've been working hard.
We found a way to include Logan and make our new ability even better.
Check this out.
Leo, I specifically told you not to do that again.
It's too dangerous.
Too dangerous, or too awesome? Now I'm gonna use my energy manipulation to guide their EMP toward a target.
Not yet, junior.
These kids came for a show.
Amp it up, Tay-tay.
Okay, now I'm gonna Not yet.
Leo, it's too much for her.
Oh, please, you're just jealous that your team isn't as powerful as mine.
Leo, stop! Back off.
This is my team.
Taylor! She's barely breathing.
Go get help.
Mr.
Davenport, how's Taylor? The good news is, I flew in the best doctors money could buy, so she's in good hands.
How seriously is she hurt? She's in critical condition.
We'll know more when she wakes up.
I'm sorry, Big D.
I feel terrible.
You should.
What were you thinking, making her max out her abilities? I didn't think she'd get hurt.
I just wanted to show everyone what my new team could do.
New team? Who said you could have a new team? You did.
Earlier today when you walked through here.
Well, you should know better than to bother me when I'm focused on me.
Look, I have to get back to the infirmary.
I'll let you guys know if there's any other news.
You should've stopped when I told you to.
This just proves you're not ready to lead your own team.
I am more than ready.
And maybe I wouldn't feel like I need to prove that to you guys if you weren't always looking down on me.
Leo, we don't look down on you.
Yeah, we have total respect for all of your shortcomings.
When are you guys gonna stop treating me like I'm an idiot? Maybe when you stop acting like one.
You know what? Maybe quitting your team wasn't enough.
Maybe I need to quit being your brother, too.
Don't worry, Chase.
He can't legally do that.
Trust me.
I've looked into it.
Look, Logan, I know this is a stressful time, but the best thing we can do is keep training.
- Taylor would have wanted that.
- She's dead?! No.
I mean, if she were here, she would've wanted that.
Oh, okay.
I'm just really worried.
The doctors won't even let us see her.
- That can't be good.
- It's okay to be concerned.
I am, too.
But we need to be a team now more than ever.
- For Taylor.
- She's in heaven?! No.
Upstairs.
In the infirmary.
Just trust me.
She's gonna be back before you know it.
- Are you sure? - Absolutely.
Big D.
has the best doctors in the world taking care of her.
Not to mention every piece of bionic technology at his disposal.
I mean, look at my leg.
After I was crushed by the space elevator, not only did he fix it, but now it's better than ever.
I thought you said it locks up when it rains.
I'm waiting on a part.
Donnie's gonna be wrapped up with Taylor for a while, so let's use this time to finally perfect this thing.
So what do you think? You sure there's enough dynamite? Oh, Adam.
There's never enough dynamite.
Let's light this candle.
Ooh.
Good idea.
A little lavender will help cover up the stench of burning car.
Just push the button.
Okay.
Here we go.
- You okay? - No.
You? No.
But the limo is.
We did it.
We made it indestructible.
What's wrong? Now that it works, we don't get to blow stuff up anymore.
Well we could always try to make Donnie's yacht indestructible.
It's already rigged to blow.
Chase, what's going on? Mr.
Davenport has another update on Taylor.
Hello.
Excuse me, sir.
Now that we aren't brothers, what should I call you? - Hi, Logan.
- Hey, guys.
Good to see you.
- Ahem! - Oh, right.
We're still mad at them.
Hey, guys, it is not good to see you.
How is she? Awake.
She's gonna make it.
See? Told ya.
So what kind of bionic upgrades did you throw in? Rocket feet or rocket elbows? Rocket hips? Just sayin' the girl could use some rockets.
No, Leo.
Taylor made it, but the laser spheres damaged her retinas.
She's lost her eyesight.
She's blind.
What? We tried everything, but no amount of bionics will fix this.
It's permanent.
Permanent for how long? You can't just give up.
There's gotta be something you can do.
You have to keep trying.
I'm sorry, Leo.
I can't believe it.
She's never gonna see again.
It's all because of me.
But you said she was gonna be okay.
Donnie, I think you're gonna be really happy with the work we did on the limo.
It is now officially indestructible.
And all of your other forms of high-end transportation are officially not.
You guys seen Leo? He wasn't at breakfast this morning.
That's because I was packing.
Leo, what are you doing? You're supposed to be training.
I'm going back to Mission Creek.
I don't belong here anymore.
I'm quitting the academy.
What? - Wait, we can do that? - Adam! Look, Leo, I know you're upset about Taylor, but it was an accident.
No.
Chase was right.
I'm not cut out to be a leader.
I never meant for you to leave.
Part of being a leader is making mistakes.
You learn from them, and you move on.
Look at Chase.
Think of all the mistakes he's made as mission leader.
Yeah.
Remember when the particle collider collapsed on us because of him? Or when he told Sebastian about Krane, - and started the rebellion.
- Or the other time Mistakes were made.
We get it! But his never hurt anyone.
Taylor has to live with my mistake for the rest of her life.
So you're just gonna give up and leave? What about our team? Logan, you deserve a better team.
Or at least a better leader.
I'm not gonna put you or anyone else here in danger ever again.
Here.
Give it to someone more deserving.
Leo, I'm not gonna let you Yes, you are, because it's not your choice.
It's mine.
Bye, guys.
Sorry I let you down.
It's really weird not having you here, Leo.
Everybody really misses you.
It's been two weeks.
When are you coming back? I'm sorry, guys.
When I said I was done, I meant it.
I've hung up my mission suit forever.
Then can I have it? I found a guy in Japan who's willing to pay top dollar.
I appreciate the call, but things are actually great back here.
School is much better without Perry, and I get to spend a ton of time with my mom.
Every 16-year-old boy's dream.
Are you sure we can't change your mind? Sorry, guys.
I'm staying here.
I gotta go.
Mom's hosting her book club tonight, and I'm in charge of dessert.
Turns out my laser sphere has caramelized the perfect crème brulée.
Whoo, that sounds good.
Do I, uh, have to read a book to get in on that? Later, guys.
I feel bad.
We should've given him more credit.
I know.
He deserves to be up there with us at the award ceremony tomorrow.
Couldn't agree with you more.
And that's why he's gonna be.
Say hello to the newest member of the bionic team.
Cardboard Leo.
What is that? Uh, it's a life-size cardboard cutout of Leo, hence the name Cardboard Leo.
Pay attention, Chase.
This stuff isn't that hard.
I think what he means is, are you crazy?! We can't bring that to the ceremony.
Of course we can, and if things get boring, I'm gonna fold him into an airplane and fly him around.
Wheee! So 9:00 a.
m.
tomorrow, we'll take the hydra loop to the mainland and we will travel to the president's award ceremony in my self-driving limo.
I call shotgun.
Adam, it's a limo.
Everyone rides in the back.
You sit where you want.
I will still be holding the shotgun.
Once the president is dazzled, I will undoubtedly be showered with a big, fat contract and piles of cash, which I just might share with you three.
- Really? - No.
Wait, wait, wait.
So even though it's our award ceremony, now it's become all about you? For the smartest man in the world, it really took you a long time to figure that out.
- Taylor.
- Taylor.
Hey! Good to see you up and around.
Just so you know, this is Adam.
I lost my vision, not my hearing.
She obviously didn't lose that nasty attitude either.
What are those glasses? My latest piece of technology that I customized for her.
High-tech lenses that use a series of laser-guided sensors to enhance her spatial awareness.
They don't allow me to see in the traditional sense, but they vibrate to let me know when there's an obstacle in my path.
That's so cool.
I wanna try.
Ow.
So sorry, so sorry.
Please don't hurt me.
Hey, I'm impressed, Taylor.
You've made a lot of progress in a few weeks.
Thanks.
I have been working really hard.
Have any of you guys spoken to Leo? I was hoping someone convinced him to come back to the academy by now.
We talked to him earlier today, but no luck.
He won't change his mind.
Oh, yeah, it's really annoying when people don't understand what you're going through.
You see, there's that attitude again.
Hey, which dress do you like better for the ceremony? Red or black? What do I know? Come on, I don't have any sisters.
I need someone to help me with this stuff.
Well, I'm sorry, but it's not gonna be me.
Even though red is the obvious match for your skin tone.
Hey, Chase, which one of these outfits looks better on Cardboard Leo, blue or black? Why are you dressing up Cardboard Leo? Hey, if I have to wear a suit to the award ceremony, so does he.
The joke's on you, because we're both goin' commando.
Adam, get rid of that thing.
No.
When Real Leo watches from home, I want him to feel like he's still a part of our team.
Have you lost your mind? This is not our brother, it's a piece of cardboard.
No, it's four pieces of cardboard, and I spent an extra 2.
50 on the glossy finish, so you will respect him.
I give up.
Me, too.
But go with the blue.
It's all the rage this season.
So how'd you guys get this thing to the mainland? We had to helicopter it in from the island.
It was hung from incredibly strong cables.
The same ones they used to pour Mr.
Davenport into his tux pants.
For your information, I got into these pants without any help from technology.
It's true.
He used a girdle.
And I had to tie it.
And that thing did not want to be tied.
I have rope burns.
Make some room for Leo.
Hey, watch the face.
That's my money.
I thought your brains were your money.
No, I mean actual money.
I just had $50,000 worth of work done to this thing.
This thing could not be more in the way.
Exactly.
Just like the real Leo.
Seatbelts, everyone.
Drive to presidential award ceremony.
Whoa.
This thing does whatever you tell it to? Cool! - Pop a wheelie.
- No! It's okay.
It's okay.
The first thing I taught the computer was to tune out Adam's voice.
Pop a wheelie! I gotta hand it to you, Mr.
Davenport.
This is the smoothest ride I've ever been in.
Yeah, you would never know this thing doesn't have a driver.
The only thing that gives it away is the look of sheer terror on other people's faces as we pass by.
Driver error is the number-one cause of car accidents.
This little baby will make automobile transportation a hundred times safer.
Hey, what's it doing? Oh, the limo's computer's plotting the location of the neighboring vehicles and predicting their movement at 20 times a second.
Blah, blah, blah.
Where's the butt warmers? In case of an emergency, the entire vehicle goes into lockdown.
You are safer here than anywhere in the world.
Oh, cool.
We're going over the Hurst Memorial bridge.
Interesting fact.
It's one of the largest suspension bridges in the world.
Erected in 1951 by a small group Here's another interesting fact.
No one cares.
What was that? I don't know.
Partition down.
What's happening? The bridge cables are snapping.
- Put it up, put it up! - Partition up.
Everybody hold on.
Is everybody okay? - Yeah.
- I'm a little hungry, but Why are we rocking? The limo must be wedged over something.
What do you think it is? Partition down.
Ooh, look.
Clouds.
I didn't know this thing could fly.
Can I get a ginger ale and a bag of peanuts? We're not flying.
We're dangling off the bridge! Okay, according to this, a transport ship slammed into the bridge.
If those cables keep snapping, we're done for.
Thanks for saying what we're all seeing.
I'm scared.
That wasn't me.
That was Leo.
Keep it together, Leo.
We have to get out of here.
Why won't the doors open? The limo's computer sensed the emergency and put the car into immediate lockdown mode.
Technology that makes it impossible to get inside the limo also makes it impossible to get out.
Even with our bionics? Yes, thanks to Douglas.
Me? The limo was your idea.
Yeah, until you ruined it.
"I can break into your limo.
I'm a bad boy.
I have spiked hair and wear too many bracelets.
" Ask any guy who wears bracelets and he'll tell you.
Five is the perfect amount.
Two is too few, four needs one more.
Ha! Guys, stop fighting.
We have to get out of here.
I'm not just gonna sit here all day.
I'm busting us out.
Everyone stop moving.
Stay calm, Donnie.
We'll figure a way out of this.
It's not that.
I gotta figure a way out of this girdle.
Oh, no.
If that thing bursts, it'll take us out before the bridge does.
It's bad.
There are still tons of civilians on that bridge.
We've got to rescue them.
Wait.
That's Mr.
Davenport's limo.
Adam, Bree and Chase must be trapped inside, or they would've started the rescue by now.
Listen up, guys.
I know you've never been on a mission, but you can do this.
Get moving.
I'll send the coordinates.
What are we gonna do? We're gonna call Leo.
Can't talk, Big D.
The crème brulée was such a big hit last night, the book club gals came back for lunch.
Omelet up, Betty.
Wait.
He can cook? Is there anything this guy can't do? Taylor.
It's good to see you.
I heard you've been training.
Forget about me.
There's been a horrible accident with your family's limo.
What? Where? The Hurst Memorial bridge.
The limo's barely hanging on.
I know you quit the team, but your family needs you.
Okay, I'll meet you both there.
Wait.
I'm not going.
Why not? I can't see.
I'd just be in the way.
Do you have any idea how many times I've been in the way on a mission? Yeah.
Chase told me.
31 1/2 Look, you're not gonna be in the way.
You've still got a lot to offer, and I need your help.
I don't know.
Don't worry.
We're gonna make it through this together.
All three of us.
All right.
Let's do it.
If I can find a way to shut down the computer, the limo will terminate lockdown mode.
Have you tried overriding the security architecture? What about jailbreaking the cryptographic interface? What about the off button? I don't think he's taking us very seriously, Leo.
Stop talking to cardboard! Don't move.
Every time you do, we're one step closer to plummeting to our death Just stay still.
- I have to sneeze.
- Can you hold it? No.
Pinch her nose! Sorry I'm late.
I was in such a rush, I went to the wrong bridge.
You'll be happy to know all is well on the Norcal connector.
That's the last of the civilians.
Get them off the bridge and set up the triage area.
Where's the limo? Over there.
Oh.
Good idea, Mr.
Davenport.
Turn on a good movie to take our minds off this tragic situation.
Looks like an action flick.
That's not a movie; that's us.
No, it's not.
If this were real life, the car would move when I do this.
Okay, it's real.
It's real! That's Leo.
He came to save us.
Leo, can you hear me? - Leo.
- Yes, Big D.
, I can hear you.
- We're coming to get you.
- No.
It's too unstable.
I don't want you to get hurt.
Listen to me very carefully.
We're locked in.
See that silver shark fin on the rear windshield? I see it.
That's the housing unit for the computer system.
I need you to find a way to disable it.
Then it will release the locks, and we can climb out.
Got it.
They can do this.
Right? What do you think? Our lives are in the hands of a newbie, a quitter, and a blind girl.
We can still hear you! Then, boy, aren't we lucky? We gotta figure out a way to disable that computer system.
Wait.
Our EMP ability.
It disables any electrical charge.
If we generate a sphere, then Logan can guide it to take out the limo's computer.
- Yes.
- Let's do it.
Keep going.
What's the matter? Why'd you stop? I can't do this.
What if I hurt you again? What if I hurt them? I don't wanna ruin anyone else's life.
Leo, you didn't ruin my life.
It was an accident.
And if I'm not gonna let it stop me from being a bionic hero, why should you? This is it, Leo.
This is your chance to prove you're the leader I know you are.
So are you in? Yeah.
I'm in.
What's wrong? Duck! How'd you know that was gonna happen? I heard the sound wave of the cable when it snapped.
Ever since I lost my sight, all of my other senses have increased.
- Really? - Hello.
Sliding off a bridge over here! Hang on.
We have a plan.
Based on the last 40 times that he said that, I'd say we have, oh, a ten percent chance of making it.
Hey, hey, he came all the way out here to save us.
Give the kid some credit.
Twelve percent.
We can still hear you.
Taylor, give me your hand.
Little more.
Okay, Logan, on my cue, aim the sphere at that silver fin.
Got it.
Trust me.
We got this.
All right, Logan.
Now.
They did it.
Let's get outta here.
- Yes! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Single file, people.
Me first.
Wait, wait, wait.
Open the sun roof.
Bree can super-speed us out one by one.
Let's go.
Chase! We have to go now.
The whole bridge is about to go down.
I'll get Chase.
You guys get everyone else out of here.
- Leo, we can - There's no time! Go! Grab on.
Leo, you have to let go, or it's gonna take you with it.
I'm not letting go.
Give me your hand.
Wow! Leo, you did it.
You saved my life.
Sorry I ever doubted you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
Wait, there's someone floating in the water.
Is that me? Don't worry.
That's just cardboard you.
Trust me, he wasn't worth saving.
These individuals before you are the epitome of what a hero should be.
Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy.
Why didn't I wear underwear? They are the most selfless, humble people that I know.
My face is on every channel.
Melissa Finnegan is so jealous right now.
Because of their courageous actions, the world is a better place.
I'm gonna take your job.
I'm gonna be president someday.
This place will be mine.
All mine.
Heroes come in all shapes and sizes, but the real way to measure a true hero is by their determination to never give up.
If I didn't have to go to the bathroom so badly, I might actually be enjoying this.
People of our nation, and our planet, are beyond grateful for the contributions that you four have made to our safety and well-being.
There is no way we can repay you for all that you've done.
Well, don't let that stop you from writing a big, fat check.
Did I just say that out loud? Oh, good, I didn't.
Listen up, everybody.
Someone very special is rejoining the team.
Whoa.
I was expecting someone completely different.
Not only is Leo back at the island, but because of his bravery and leadership on the bridge mission, I have officially made him a mentor.
Couldn't be prouder of you, buddy.
Congrats, Mr.
Mentor.
And thanks.
For what? I didn't think I'd ever go on a mission again, Leo.
But you changed all that.
I'm the one who should be thanking you.
You showed me I really am a leader.
I love you guys.
Are you crying? No.
I'm just allergic to happiness.
Come on, you old softie.
Now that everybody's safe, you can help me out of this girdle.
Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo, Leo!