Phineas and Ferb s04e18 Episode Script

Well, Ferb, we can cross that one off our bucket list.
Hey, guys! What'cha doin'? Uh, I think the bigger question is, what are you doing, Buford? I'm filling in for Isabella while she's visitin' her grandparents in New Mexico.
The dress was all his idea, though.
Hey, I got the legs for it.
Ah, New Mexico.
My great grandfather once saw something mysterious in New Mexico.
There he was, happily plying his trade, cow-punching.
It was a dangerous profession.
Darn tootin'.
And one day, he saw it.
Chupacabra Ho! What the Sam Hill?! Huh? It was the elusive chapricobra.
The what? Based on his extensive history of malapropisms, I would say that he is talking about the chupacabra, the Latin American goat sucker, that is said to haunt the deserts of Mexico and South-Western America.
That's just a myth.
Like the Lake Nose Monster, and Klimpaloon, the magical old timey bathing suit that lives in the Himalayas.
Um, have you not proven those things to be true? So we have.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
We're gonna search for the elusive creature that tends to slip away unsee– Hey! Where's Perry? I-Is this thing on? I want to thank you all for taking some time outta your busy schedules to attend our compulsory O.
W.
C.
A.
Animal Sensitivity Seminar.
However, if you currently are an animal, you may be excused to your missions.
Wha– What– What, they get to go? What is this, Pick On the Higher Species Day? What?! Humans are a higher species.
Everybody knows that! And that's why you're here today, Sir.
Gentlemen and gentlemen, we present to you the Chupa-Copter! Wow! Right on! Et cetera.
Alright, everyone! Take your seats and buckle up! We're off to New Mexico to find the elusive chupacabra! But what are we going to use as bait? Oh, I get that handled.
Check it out! It's reversible! Ta-da! A goat costume! Alright, then! Let's start trackin' us a chupacabra! Searching chupacabra traits.
Rooting, sniffing, long neck, desert dwelling.
Rooting, sniffing, long neck, desert dwelling.
Rooting, sniffing, long neck, desert dwelling.
Rooting, sniffing, long neck, desert dwelling.
Ferb, let's light this candle! Look! Everything in my wardrobe is jinxed! Jinxed? Uh-huh.
I was wearing this one when the boys made a giant gelatin monster.
I was wearing this one when the boys split me into like, fifty mes.
This one is from the whole Meap thing.
And this one Well, I just spilled grape juice on it.
Begin analysis.
Rooting.
Ooh.
Je Bust Number 12.
Sniffing.
I think I could wear this tonight.
Long neck.
Non-desert dwelling.
Not chupacabra.
Wait.
Somebody's judging me.
Phineas and Ferb! You're so busted for something! You're so busted for something! Dooby dooby doo-bah Dooby dooby doo-bah Perry! Well, hello, Perry the Platypus.
You like the new biplane? Pretty sweet huh? Uh, I got it off the internet.
Don't worry about your hat, the heat is really good for the felt.
Look what I invented.
It grows your hair back.
I got it in all the stores, but it's not selling as well as I thought it would.
I don't know why, it's even got a catchy name.
Get Back Hair.
Get Back Hair! It should be flying off the shelves.
I-I just don't get it.
Anyway, that is about to change.
Behold, the Switch-Place-inator! Behold, the Switch-Place-inator! Wha– Why do you look so unimpressed? I-I'll explain.
I simply fly over town in my biplane, Ride Off and I look for someone with a receding hairline, standing next to someone with a full head of hair.
I fire, and presto! The hairdos switch places.
The person who was formally hairline-challenged is thrilled, and the other guy is Well, he's gonna spend a lot of money to get his hair back.
Thus, Get Back Hair.
Get Back Hair! Here, I'll show you how it works.
Okay, Perry the Platypus, how'd you like to trade places with a hungry, man-eating shark? Oh, yeah, you're a semi-aquatic.
Well, I've got some other tricks up my sleeve.
Like switching places with a– Ow! Oh, man, I did not see that coming! Okay, señor pantalones inteligente! That's, Mr.
Smarty Pants Spanish.
Tanks for playing, Perry the Platypus.
See you around! Okay, guys.
Welcome to New Mexico.
Ferb, let's lower the chupacabra bait.
Hey! Hey, watch the cactuses! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Hey, who's driving up there? Baljeet? Sorry.
Now, to go make my millions with my trusty Switch-Place-inator! Where is it? Perry the Platypus, y-you didn't by any chance– Ugh! Hand it over.
It belongs to me.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Give it, give it.
Whoa! Yeah! This is what I call "fly fishing"! Yes! Yes! Attaboy! Woo-hoo! Okay, make a wish.
What'd you wish for? Really, that's what you wished for? I'm gonna wait right here until the bustees return.
Oh, and they will return.
So Since you're in busting mode, I take it, my services are not required? Yep, I'm superfluous.
(Song: Chupacabra Ho) We're searchin' for a beast of yore with a long neck and a tail Everywhere we look we lose on this long and dusty trail We're westward ho 'cause the ranchers know somethin' isn't right Their goats are bein' snatched away in the darkness of the night Chupacabra ho Chupacabra, chupacabra What just jumped the wire? Chupacabra, chupacabra I'm starting to perspire! Chupacabra, chupacabra I'm not usually a crier, but isn't that– The goat vampire! Posses and gangs have tried to hunt and flush it from its lair But not 'til now have the gang of kids pursued it from the air Cowboys tried to trap and trick it with just about everything But no one's ever tried to lure it with a bully on a string Bully on a string Chupacabra ho Chupacabra ho Hey, guys! I think we got somethin'! Gotcha, Buford.
Let's see if we're getting any– Sweet! Almost there.
Bingo! All right! Let's go check it out.
So, that's what a chupacabra looks like.
Yes, surprising, is it not? Well, I think he's kinda cute.
Now, we just have to get him back home.
Wow.
The chupacabra doesn't sound too happy.
Aha! A real live chupacabra, eh? Wait til Mom sees this! I bet he's hungry.
I totally sound like that when my blood sugar's low.
Does your mom have any goat-based food products? I don't know.
Can't hurt to check the fridge.
Now's my chance! Woo! Evidence at last! Wait a minute.
Let's just make sure it's really in here.
Here chupa– This is the best day ever! Wait a minute.
I'd better move this to the front lawn where Mom can see it right when she gets home.
Hello? Mom? Hi, Candace.
What is it? Mom, listen.
The boys have caught a chupacabra.
You have to get home quick and bust them.
Take it easy, honey, I'm just a few blocks away.
Awesome, thanks! Whew! Now, all I do is wait.
While I sit on top of the crate for safe-keeping.
Hold that thought.
Mom will be back soon.
Ha! How convenient that your mother has a whole terrine of goat biryani.
I know, right? Those gourmet cooking classes are sure comin' in handy.
Hey, wait for me guys! Whoa! The chupacabra's gone! This must be how Candace feels when this happens.
You know, I've had it with you, Perry the Platypus.
You never, never let me have a– Curse you, Perry the Platypus! Agent P.
We've just heard that our New Mexico operative, Agent CH, has had his cover compromised.
We have the coordinates of his location, and you are the closest agent.
Get to it.
Keep writing, Sir.
Mom, you won't believe this.
Now, Candace, why would you ever give me reason not to believe you? What if I told you, that Phineas and Ferb captured an actual chupacabra? Well, that would test my suspension of disbelief.
Well, disbelieve no more, 'cause I've got it right here! And it's not going anywhere.
Right.
Oh, ye of excessive sarcasm.
I present to you the elusive, chupacabra! I present to you the elusive, chupacabra! I present to you the elusive, chupacabra! I don't believe it.
Hey! How did I get into that crate? Well, I'm at least glad to see you kids are going to finish up my leftover biryani.
Yes, ma'am.
But But, but, but Chupacabra ho I don't get it.
He usually shows up by now.
Oh, there you are Perry.
You'll never believe this, but for a while there, we had a real, live chupacabra.
Here, we took pictures.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Next.
Well, I guess perhaps the universe wants some things left un-photographed.
Like chupacabras, or group photos where everyone has their eyes open.