Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e19 Episode Script

[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS CHIRP.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [CRYING.]
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
[PANTING.]
[SOBBING.]
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
My GPS shows Finn and Jake over there.
I think that's where the Ice King has them hostage.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
I'm sure the boys are fine.
The Ice King isn't usually a serious threat.
Besides, this'll be easy with the two of us.
We've got science on our side.
KETTLE: Your tea is ready.
Pouring.
Pouring.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
It's okay, Lady.
Jake knows you love him.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Don't worry.
Just try to relax.
I'll work on my holo-entry.
It's been three weeks since Finn and Jake disappeared while battling the Ice King.
I've activated a secret GPS implanted in Finn's ear.
It has led us to an uncharted black ice cave.
But I've spent hours calculating every possible danger and am well-prepared.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Then I'll pull out my electrode gun.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Then I'll use my ball-blam-burgler-ber! Lady, it'll be fine.
We've got science! [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
[GROWLS.]
[GASPS.]
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Hmm, I suppose that's true.
[LIQUID POURS, HISSES.]
Let's roll.
[BEEPING.]
Ugh, I can't get a signal in this chamber.
Let's see if they show up on my heart monitor.
[BEEPING.]
Hmm.
There they are.
Through this sphincter.
[SQUISHING.]
[SPEAKS KOREAN.]
[CREAKING.]
[GASPS.]
Hold up, Lady.
[SPEAKS KOREAN.]
[GASPS.]
[GRUNTING.]
No, no, no!! [GROANING.]
Aah! Aah! [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Don't worry, Lady.
[WEAPON COCKS.]
Ball-blam-burgler-bler-ber! My field of vision! [GRUNTS, GASPS.]
Hey! [CHOMPING.]
[GASPS.]
Lady, phase through the wall! [WARBLE! CRUNCH!.]
[BOTH PANTING.]
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
BUBBLEGUM: Come on.
There's no turning back now.
ICE KING: This is total bunk, you copier! You're only in love with her because Mn in love with her! Ice King.
ICE KING: I've been playing this game a lot longer than you, pal! I've been working my moves, smooth-talking her, showing her magic tricks! Don't ignore me! Come back! [BEEPING.]
I'm picking up three heart signatures.
Ice king must be talking to Finn and Jake.
[BEEPING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Go to the right, Lady.
[GROWLING.]
[GASPS.]
Aah! Ugh! [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
BOTH: Ew.
[GROANS.]
Lady! Lady, are you okay? [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
No, Lady, I won't leave you while you're hurt.
Come on.
[GRUNTING.]
[BEEPING.]
[PANTING.]
BUBBLEGUM: What are you playing at, Ice King? [PANTING.]
Three heart signatures.
[RAPID BEEPING.]
Getting closer.
[GRUNTS.]
Hey.
- [SCREAMS.]
- MAN: Princess.
What a pleasant surprise.
- Ricardio! - Yes, it is I.
Did you find my dungeon stimulating? [GROWLS.]
Where are Finn and Jake?! What do you see in those two? A boy? And a dog? You deserve more mature companionship.
[GASPS.]
Poisoned with Zanoits! You see, I thought I only wanted your heart.
But I was wrong.
I was unfair to you.
I want the full package.
Princess - What? I'm a man now.
[SCREAMING.]
I made myself this body for you, Princess, synthesized from ice King's living tissue, his bones broken and reassembled.
It hurt! Ooh, boy! How about a hug? Give me a hug! I need it! [GROANS.]
- Silence, Simon! All for you, Princess.
Now marvel at these powerful, articulate limbs! - Stop! Attached with supple and delicate sinews.
[GASPS.]
Lady! Now, my darling, we can finally be united as man and wife.
Okay, Ricardio.
I'll do it.
I'll be your wife.
- Ah! - If you can beat me at hand-to-hand combat! Oh, my! How Valkyrian! Princess, you are absolut- oh! [PANTING.]
[SPLAT!.]
You think we're intellectual equals? It only took me seconds to get you off your guard! And this "body" you designed is self-congratulatory garbage! See, I know a thing or two about building a body out of biomass, and you don?' leave your heart exposed! I just wanted to impress you.
You didn't.
Get out of my sight.
[WHIMPERING.]
[PANTING.]
Princess? Princess! Ricardio is back! He's in the black ice cave, and he's peacocking hardcore! I know.
And he poisoned you both with Zanoits.
But I took care of it.
What happened? How did we get here? I dragged you all here on Lady's back.
It took two days.
And another day to make you guys an antidote.
And 15 minutes to build the Ice King a new heart.
Hey, Finn.
[GIGGLES.]
I made it out of Ricardio's sinews, and some toffee and maracas.
[LAUGHS.]
[MARACAS SHAKE.]
Coochie-ooochie-coochie! I'm glad you guys are up.
Please make the Ice King leave.
[LAUGHS.]
Shooka-shooka-shooka! [LAUGHS.]
Ice King, please leave!! [CACKLES.]
How are you feeling, Lady? [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
Yes, he's awake.
Oh, Lady, I should have never put you in danger.
I saw on the heart monitor.
I didn't know.
[SPEAKING KOREAN.]
- Hee-hee-hee! - Jake! Lady! Oh, Lady! [SPEAKING KOREAN.]
I am pregnant! I'm puppies!? BUBBLEGUM: Okay.
I'm going to lower the screen.
Tell me what you see.
Crunchy, you look like a rainbow.
It's beautiful.
Can you guys see that? Nope, only you can see it because you're hooked up to the aura visualizer.
But actually, I'm lying.
We can see everything you see on this screen.
Now I'm gonna send that image into Crunchy.
Whoa! The aura's gone.
- Except - Whoa! Crunchy's true essence manifested in the material plane.
I want to see Peppermint Butler's aura! [CHUCKLES.]
You don't want to see that.
Yeah, we do! Right, Princess? Sure, Finn.
Just let me recalibrate the device.
No! Bunk that.
I'm tired.
Come on, Finn.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, me and Jake, we got to peace out.
BOTH: Goodnight.
[BEEPING.]
Hey, what's going on in here? Yo, guys! BOTH: Hey, Finn.
Whoa, what's that? Security cams? Yeah, man.
You gotta see some crazy stu-- Yo, shut up! - Oh, shoot.
- BOTH: What? Nothing.
- BOTH: What is it? - BOTH: Nothing! BOTH: Show us now! BOTH: Show you what? BOTH: What you said! BOTH: We didn't say nothing! BOTH: It's too late for take backs! We practically know everything already! Now show us! Okay, but you can't tell anyone.
Yeah, this is our weird secret.
Of course, dude.
All right.
Now look at monitor three.
Can you see it? Oh, yeah.
That's uh Who is that? That's Chocoberry.
Why you guys spying on Chocoberry? No, man.
Look there, in the corner.
- Who's that? - Zoom in, dude.
Plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus, plus -- [SCREAMS.]
Lemongrab! What the?! This is our weird secret, okay? Remember that.
[ALL SHOUTING.]
How long has this been going on? He's shown up every night for the past two weeks.
He goes to different rooms and just stands there.
And you didn't tell me?! If we told you, then we knew you'd mess up our weird TV show.
Banana guarding is boring.
I'm gonna talk to him.
Oh, no.
You see? Sorry, guys.
Lemongrab! Nyah! Why are you stalking my peeps?! I am within my rights! BUBBLEGUM: Yeah, but what are you doing? It's creeping me out.
Uh, I am the Earl - Yeah? - The Earl of nothing! [GROANS.]
Wait! What do you mean, "nothing"? Castle Lemongrab has no citizens! You have excess candies! You must donate.
Dona-a-a-te! In your dreams, you freak.
But you don't get along with others.
I don't understand you, Lemongrab.
No one -- no one understands! I am alone, and you made me like this.
[THUD!.]
[ECHOING.]
You made me! You made me! You're my glob! You're my gob! - [SIGHS.]
- What are we gonna do? Something totally bum slops.
ALL: [CHANTING.]
No, no! We won't go! Please! Please! [CHANTING STOPS.]
All I need is three healthy volunteers to move in with Lemongrab.
He's all by himself with no one to govern.
ALL: [CHANTING.]
No, no! We won't go! No, no! We won't go! Come on, Mr.
Cupcake.
Just for a little while? [GRUNTS.]
I can't, Princess.
My arm is broken.
Dude, you didn't have to do that.
All right, what's it gonna take, people? CHILD'S VOICE: Two things, Princess.
[ALL GASP.]
Yeah, that's right.
Back up, fools.
You got nerve showing your faces here, Notorious Pup Gang.
Bunch of bad apples.
Back up, Finn.
I'll take you out! We came out of hiding 'cause all y'all is scared of a Lemon man.
And we ain't afraid, so we gots demands.
And what is that? One -- total amnesty for past crimes committed by the Pup Gang.
Hmm granted.
Wait.
They threw a basketball at my head one time.
You gonna let that slide? We only did that 'cause you're old.
You sacks! I'll rip your cups! Jake, please.
What is your second demand? We want the big cash-money wad -- enough to provide for our delinquent mothers so that, hopefully, they'll show us the love we always dreamed about in our sad, young lives.
Huh.
I grant you the big cash-money wad! Now off with you to Castle Lemongrab! PUP GANG: Yo, Lemongrease.
We're gonna live here at Lemongrabs now.
Yes.
I'm Jamaica, and this is Toughy and Blombo.
Blombo, what is that? - What? - On Blombo's ears? That's his headphones.
Blombo, take them off! Blombo! You must heed my instructions! Take off your things! Whoa, settle down, Lemongrease.
I am not grease! This is unacceptable! What? What's going on? All unfit citizens of Lemongrab must be reconditioned! Man, are you crazy? Yo-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u! M-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e! I have to use my sound sword now! [ALL SCREAM.]
[BOOMS.]
[WEAKLY.]
You guys.
What -- where are we? You are in my reconditioning chamber.
You will receive four to three units of juice now.
[SIZZLE!.]
[ALL SCREAM.]
Ooh-ah! BUBBLEGUM: Crunchy.
Wake up, Crunchy [SNORES MUMBLES.]
Eh? Glob, is that you? No sign of Lemongrab for three days.
I think it worked.
Maybe.
Let's keep looking.
[BEEPING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Aw, geez.
[GROANS.]
[SLAM!.]
Hey! - Huh? What happened to your new citizens? They didn't understand my Lemonstylz.
I like this way better.
Hmm I wonder if maybe you don't understand their Candy stylz.
Come on! Let me show you something.
You see, Earl, candy people are mad special.
They need constant stroking and snuggling.
[GRUNTS.]
[INHALES DEEPLY.]
[BABY TALKING.]
[GIGGLES.]
Here, you try.
[GRUNTS.]
[SQUISH!.]
Ha-ha, ha! Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha! [GROANS.]
Goo-goo, uh, g-goo! [GRUNTING.]
[SCREAMS.]
Put you in my oven! Nyah! It's gross! And who says your Way's right, anyway? I look in the Lemonheart you gave me and see my Lemonway to act, and that must be right! [SCREAMS.]
[GASPS.]
FINN: Man, that guy's a real d-list.
BUBBLEGUM: Oh, dear.
His candy citizens! Let's crush this mess all accordingly! Crazy light-bulb freestyle! Yeah! BUBBLEGUM: No.
He's my responsibility.
I have to try to help him.
- Okay, that's cool, too.
- Hop on.
Hup! [STRETCH!.]
ALL: Lemongrab? Lemongrab? No Lemongrab.
Come on.
Let's find the Pup Gang quick.
[TINKLES!.]
Wait.
I have a plan.
You guys go on ahead.
Okay, cool.
Hmm.
What do you got, Jake? JAKE: Just an empty room with a Catcher's mitt.
Weird.
[BOTH GASP.]
[GROANS.]
BOTH: Oh.
Oh, no! Oh! Ah! Goonie-goo-goo-foofie! [BABY TALKING.]
Kooky-kooky-kooky! [CLANG!.]
[BOTH GASP.]
This is serious! Pup Gang got four units.
Maybe maybe 10 units for trespassers! [MUFFLED PROTESTS.]
[SIZZLE!.]
[ALL SCREAM.]
[ALL SIGH.]
You got tricks, huh? Got to fall down sometime, and when you do BUBBLEGUM: Lemongrab, stop! Huh? Please, Earl.
I can help you.
No! No! No more helping! You're the one who made me this way! How can you help?! You unload your punkest boys on me? You try to change my ways.
You poison! You poison! You need reconditioning! Reconditio-o-o-o-n! Whoa, whoa! Whoa! [SIZZLE!.]
[SCREAMING.]
Yo-u-u-u-u! [DISTORTED.]
N-o-o-o! [GRUNTING.]
Whoa, whoa.
What the hey? Wait, Lemongrab.
Look! MAN: Hello? Am I in the right room? Huh? What? Who's this rigmarole? - I'm Lemongrab.
- Oh.
I made him for you in your pantry, for you to be with.
Two L-Lemongrabs? Hmm? Hmm.
Yeah, okay! Yeah! [BOTH SIGHING.]
All in favor of pardoning the prisoners? Aye! Pardons for all! ALL: Goodbye, Lemongrabs! Goodbye! Take care, boys! Yes.
Yes, indeed.
Ha ha! A lemon gives by taking.
And cares by yelling.
- Hmm! - Hmm! Well, okay! Stop by anytime! But call first! Yes, goodbye! Come along with me and the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest and do so as we please Come along with me to a cliff under a tree