Lab Rats (2012) s04e19 Episode Script

Good news, guys.
I am totally free this weekend.
No meetings, no conferences.
Just two fun-filled days with me.
So no conferences at all? You know, if we looked really hard, I bet we could find you one.
Are you saying you don't want to hang out with me? Well, if she's not, I am.
All right.
What about you, Leo? Uh, Big D.
, I'd love to, but I just really don't want to.
Don't worry, Mr.
Davenport.
I'll hang out with you.
You know what? I got a lot of work.
Hey, Douglas.
What's wrong with you? I just got a phone call from Daniel.
Who's Daniel? Your brother.
The world's first bionic superhumans.
They're stronger than us.
Faster.
Smarter.
The next generation of the human race is living on a bionic island.
We have another brother? I never told anyone, but I actually created four bionic superheroes.
Adam, Bree, Chase and Daniel.
What is with you naming your kids in alphabetical order? It's better than their original names.
Big Boy, Little Boy, and Not A Boy.
Another brother.
Well, would it kill you to throw some lip gloss and long hair into one of your test tubes? I can't believe you never told me.
Of all the rotten things you've done, this has gotta be the worst.
I had to keep it a secret so Daniel would be safe.
He was just a baby the day you stole these guys from me.
- Rescued.
- Stole.
- Rescued.
- Rescued! - Stole! Okay, we get it.
You're both terrible people Get to the point.
After Donny ratted me out, I knew I'd be living on the run, so I found Daniel a nice family that was looking to adopt.
That way, he could have a safe, normal life away from all my chaos.
How old is he? Thirteen.
He found some old records that listed me as his biological father, and he found my phone number, and here we are.
Well, when do we get to meet him? Whoa, whoa.
I just talked to him for the first time.
I don't think either one of us is ready for that.
- What did he say? - That he's ready to meet me.
Okay, look, I just don't know if I'm ready to be a dad.
Said the father to his three teenage kids.
Oh, come on.
Have a visit.
It'll be fun to have a little brother around.
Yeah, because Leo's just some meaningless dude who's been living in your house for years.
Thanks, Leo.
Took the words right out of my mouth.
So can we meet him? All right.
- Fine.
- Yes! - Dude, it all makes sense now.
- What does? Why you had to make a fourth.
You couldn't finish with Chase.
You can't end on that.
Heads up, guys.
Daniel should be here any minute.
All right.
Since having all these new dads and brothers is getting confusing, I made a family tree; here's what I got.
Chase, you are my wife.
I wonder what Daniel's gonna be like.
You think he'll have super strength like Adam? Ooh, or super speed like Bree? Or be a total disappointment like you.
No offense, honey.
Oh, speaking of Daniel, there is one other little thing.
He doesn't know he's bionic.
Wh what?! He has a chip like you three, but since he doesn't have a capsule, his bionics have never been activated.
You didn't tell him he's bionic? Every time you say no more secrets, another one pops up.
Just when we were starting to trust you again.
I don't trust him.
Half those bracelets he's wearing are Tasha's.
You can trust me.
Oh, before I forget, since everyone thinks Donny's your dad, let's just go with that and tell Daniel you're his cousins.
See? More lies.
No, he's telling the truth on this one, Uncle Mr.
Davenport.
You know, I'm not the only person in this family who lies.
You never told Leo you ran over his iguana, and replaced it with a robot.
Iggy was a robot? Well, yeah.
But I mean, the fact that you didn't notice, you gotta respect the design.
Guys, he's here.
Whoa.
Sweet digs.
Hi, buddy.
I'm your daddy, Douglas.
I know these pants are baggy, but does it look like I'm wearing a diaper? Sorry.
This is Adam, Bree, Chase, and Leo.
This might sound weird because we just met, but I'm gonna call you Danielle.
All right, time to drop the whole father-son reunion charade and admit the real reason why you're here to meet your Uncle Donald.
Wow.
So I get a brand-new dad, an uncle, and all these cousins, too.
Yep, we're your cousins.
That's how we're related, right, Adam? I don't know.
According to this, I died 35 years ago.
Will you stop that?! - Why are you wrapping presents anyway? - They're for Daniel.
I have to make up for 13 years of never giving him a birthday present.
A baby rattle? That's not for him.
That's for you when you turn 13.
Good news.
Looks like Daniel and Douglas are already starting to bond.
Bond, huh? Kinda like how you forced Iggy to bond with the driveway? It wasn't the driveway.
It was the curb.
You rode your bike over him for, like, a month.
I cannot believe you lied to him all these years.
You are just as bad as Douglas.
Oh, you're one to talk.
What about the time you threw away that coat Adam made out of beef jerky? You told me Tasha threw that away.
No, not only did she throw it away.
She ate a sleeve.
You monster! Mr.
Davenport, how could you? I had to.
It was the only way I could get people to stop talking about Leo's dead pets.
Pets? With an "S"? Gotta go.
Oh, hi, Donny.
We were just about to have some pie.
You care to join us? Well, my hips say no, but my lips say yes.
Daniel wanted to do something techy, so we magnetized the table.
Hilarious.
Now could I please have a piece of pie? I think I deserve it.
I spent the entire morning doing cardio jazz.
Trust me, Uncle Donald.
I'm doing your hips a favor.
Ah, Donny, this is going better than I thought it would.
He's a really good kid, and he likes me.
Believe me, I'm as shocked as you are.
It's just that, now that I've met him, and gotten to know him a bit, I feel bad about lying to him.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Was that the only pie, or is there more in the fridge? The longer I keep his bionics a secret, the harder it's gonna be for him down the road.
I have to tell him.
You're right.
Keeping secrets from your kids is a terrible thing to do.
You lied to Adam, Bree and Chase their whole lives.
Yeah, but technically, they're your kids, so I get a free pass.
- Hey, Adam - Sorry.
Can't talk right now.
I have to go put on my Swiss cheese shorts before you throw those away, too.
Hey, don't forget to put on your pepperoni pants.
Leo, don't be silly.
Everyone knows you don't wear pepperoni after Labor Day.
Look, Adam, I know you're mad, but can you please just let it go? No.
I would never do anything that cruel.
Really? How about that time we snuck out to the amusement park? What amusement park? Oh, you mean that time we lied to Chase and said we went on an eight-hour training run.
What?! Why wouldn't you invite me to either of those things? You see that tone right there? That's why.
Man, I guess I've done two cruel things.
No, three.
There's also the time I melted Bree's bike.
Excuse me.
You used your heat vision on my bike? No.
Blow torch.
Hey, guys.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Would it be cool if I take some pictures? Sure.
Head shots are right there.
Five bucks if you want me to sign it, ten if you want me to write "Your friend, Adam.
" Okay.
How about we get one of you inside a capsule? Sweet.
Sounds good to me.
All right.
Ready? Can I get a shot with you guys, too? - Of course.
- No.
Hey, I offered him a head shot.
He had his chance.
We'd be happy to, Daniel.
Whoa.
What was that? Definitely didn't come from the bionic chip he doesn't have.
I feel weird.
I'm gonna go find my dad.
What just happened? Oh, no, I think we just activated his bionics.
Well, he sure didn't get the smart chip.
He just ran into a wall.
What happened? I don't know.
I was taking a picture in the capsule, and the next thing I know, I was speeding into a wall.
The capsule.
It must have activated his bionic chip.
I have a bionic chip? Uh Surprise! Wait, so Daniel has super speed, too? Not exactly.
I gave you an ability called power replication.
You can absorb the abilities of any bionic person you touch.
But if you touch another person, their powers replace the first one.
Are you serious? I'm bionic? You told me you never figured out power replication.
Uh surprise.
Well, what do you know? He lied to you, just like you did about Iggy, and others.
You're a walking pet cemetery.
Well, it's not as bad as Bree eating my jerky jacket.
Have you seen your coat lately? You may notice a sleeve missing.
You ate my winter jacket? And your leather skirt.
It was a wardrobe buffet.
Well, at least you all had fun at the amusement park.
Not as much fun as we had at your 16th birthday party.
I never had a 16th birthday party.
Yeah, you did.
You just weren't invited.
What? - I blew out your candles.
- He blew 'em out.
Excuse me! I'm pretty sure the biggest lie is my dad not telling me I'm bionic.
Really? I think the biggest lie is we're not your cousins, we're your brothers and sister.
Lied to me about that, too.
I swear, I was coming in here to tell you the truth about everything.
Sure you were.
See? This is why I didn't want him coming here.
I never should have let you all push me into it.
You don't even want me here? Of course I I just meant You know what? Forget it.
You said we made a good team.
Guess you lied about that, too.
This never would've happened with a sister.
Just sayin'.
Hey, what are you doing out here? Skipping rocks and blowing kisses to those girls on that yacht.
Uh, that's not a yacht.
That's a shrimp boat, and those girls are not girls.
Oh.
Look, I know you're upset.
But Douglas is a good guy.
It's not that he didn't want you here.
He just didn't want to mess up your normal life.
The dude stuck a computer chip in my neck.
I think we're way past normal.
Here.
Let me show you how to really skip something.
Sweet! I wish I could do that.
Well, you can if you use your new ability.
Really? Yeah.
Here.
Touch my arm.
Just don't get overwhelmed by all the muscle.
- What muscle? - Just touch it.
Okay, now hold up your hand.
Whoa! Cool.
Hot.
Hot! - Hot! - Throw it! Not bad.
Yeah.
Mine went further than yours.
It's not a competition, Daniel.
Here.
Check it out.
Curve ball.
- Oh, I bet I can do that, too.
- Daniel, no.
What did I do? Your laser sphere cracked the fuel tank.
That's the hydrogen that fuels the hydra loop.
Without it, we'll be stuck on the island.
We need to get help.
- What are you doing? - Waving down that shrimp boat.
I'm trying to get a ride home before my dad finds out.
It's getting worse.
Another crack opened up.
Adam, Bree and Chase are on their way.
Can't you just stick your bionic fingers in there to stop the gas from coming out? My fingers aren't bionic.
It's just my arm.
Oh, really? That's just kinda sad.
Leo, what happened? Daniel accidentally fired a laser sphere into the hydra loop fuel tank.
All right, Daniel, over the knee.
It's time for your first bionic spanking.
The first crack must've let oxygen into the tank, which means that the pressure has intensified.
If we don't stop those leaks, that thing is gonna blow and take out the whole island.
Stop being so dramatic.
It's just a few little cracks.
What are we gonna do?! Maybe I can use my heat vision to seal the cracks.
No, Adam, that gas is flammable.
How else are we supposed to stop the leaks? Wait a second.
What if we do the opposite? Adam, use your enhanced lung capacity - to freeze the outside of the tank.
- On it.
Hurry.
It's gonna explode.
It's not working.
Wait.
Guys, can't I replicate his lung capacity, and double the force? Uh, yes.
Yes, you can.
Daniel, touch Adam.
- Okay, now what? - Blow! Hey, it's working.
Oh, man, I want power replication.
Yes! Great job, Daniel.
You just completed your first bionic mission.
That was awesome.
I gotta go tell my dad.
Hey, keep making bionic kids, eventually you're gonna get a dumb one.
So did you tell your dad about how you froze the fuel tank? Yep, but I might not have told him I was the one who cracked it.
He's gonna be really mad, huh? Yeah.
Unless he doesn't find out about it.
- So we're gonna lie? - Sounds good.
- Works for me.
- It's kinda what we do.
Besides, it's not so much a lie as a bionic secret.
I'm likin' my new family.
Guys, uh can you give me a sec with Daniel? Absolutely.
We don't wanna watch this train wreck.
Look I'm sorry I didn't tell you about your bionics.
I just didn't wanna ruin your life.
Ruin my life? Do you know how many girls I would've gotten if I'd known I had bionics? You should talk to Chase.
It's not a sure thing.
But I get what you're saying.
I guess I just always thought you'd freak out.
That's 'cause you didn't know me, which is why I came here in the first place.
Then give me another chance? I guess I could depending on what other bionics you can give me.
Why don't we just start with a simple monthly allowance? Actually, I'm a little short right now.
How about some heat vision? Guys, I think it's time we clear the air about all the lying.
Yeah.
Sorry for not inviting you to the amusement park, or your birthday party.
Oh, it's okay, Adam.
I would've ruined the fun anyway.
Hey, Adam, sorry about your jacket.
I felt so bad, I made you some beef jerky glasses.
Oh, I already got a pair, but thank you.
Hey, everybody, Daniel's taking off.
Hey, bye, Daniel.
It was great hangin' out with you.
Yeah, man, you're the best surprise brother we've ever had.
No offense, Leo.
Yeah, we still like you.
You're just old news.
I know you gotta get back to the mainland, but, uh, maybe you can come back and visit in a couple of weeks.
Or sooner, if I need some extra cash.
Are you blackmailing me? - Yep.
- That's my boy.
Oh, hey, if you ever wanna hang out with just your Uncle Donald, say the word.
You know what? I gotta go.