Phineas and Ferb s04e19 Episode Script

Futons, bouillon, platypus food Ooh, microwave popcorn! Need this.
And I have sodas.
What else do we wanna bring over to your house? Doesn't matter.
I doubt we'll even be able to eat while watching this movie.
The Grievance.
So scary, no one over the age of 45 will even watch it! It will be even scarier 'cause my family's out for the day and we'll be alone at the house.
Great! Candace, are you sure you can handle this? It took me four days to pry you out from under the bed the last time we saw a scary movie.
What? What are you looking at? Oh, no.
Phineas and Ferb! What are you guys up to? It's a surprise for Isabella's birthday! A surprise for Isabella's birthday.
Here we go again.
A surprise for Isabella's birthday.
Give me those sodas.
A surprise for Isabella's birthday.
See ya.
Building supplies? Check.
Building supplies? Check.
Guest list? Check.
Guest list? Check.
Perry? Hey, where's Perry? Yeah, where does that platypus go everyday? Agent P? Ah, there you are.
What do you think of the new energy saving motion sensor lights we've installed in your lair? Um Agent P, try flailing your arms about Uh, that should– There we go! Now, Doofenshmirtz has been driving around town in some sort of truck that turns the inanimate objects, such as parking meters, into bugs.
Eww.
I want you to– Oh.
Really? Carl, I'm waving my arms, why aren't the lights coming back on? That's not funny, Carl.
Okay, time to commence operation INAP.
That stands for Isabella's Natal Anniversary Party.
I know what INAP means.
Just get to the dangerous part, I'm readying the phone.
Okay everyone, we need to carry all this stuff over to Isabella's backyard, so we can set it up for– Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? You're not planning something for my birthday, are you? Don't look, don't look, don't look! Nothing to see here.
Phineas! But, all I really want for my birthday is– Don't ruin the surprise! Buford, get her out of here.
You got it.
But, what I– I've carried a lot of squirmin' bags in my time, but this is the first time I knew who was in it.
Ugh! What I was going to say is all I want for my birthday is some alone time with– Never mind.
You wanted to be alone with this bag? (Song: Isabella's Birthday Song) Today is my birthday and there's just one thing I'm wishing for To spend some time alone with a certain someone I adore It doesn't have to be formal or fancy It's not a deal breaker if it's not romancy After all of this time, I've lowered my expectations Expectations Don't need a limo or a corsage Just him and me without the entourage And I won't be upset (I won't be upset) At this emotional roulette (Emotional roulette) I'll take any little thing that I can get Like eating some french fries, I'll take it! Stuck on a tarmac, I'm good! (I'm good!) Trapped under rubble, that's awesome! (That's awesome!) Moving a piano if we only could! Getting orthodontia, sign me up! (Sign me up!) In a smelly subway car, I'm in! (I'm in!) We could be reupholstering a love seat I call that a win-win! 'Cause that's all I really want Just time alone with my triangular savant I'm not asking for the world, I'm just a simple girl And I would change my mournful tone If we could just be alone Just be alone Happy birthday, Isabella! Perry the Platypus? I-It's no use trying to break through my protective bubble.
It's platyproof-poof.
I mean Oh, you know what I mean.
Anyway, you're probably wondering what I'm doing, driving this evil bug bus around town.
I just got to thinking about all the things that bug me, like portable outhouses, high voltage signs.
"Danger, High Voltage".
I'll decide how much voltage I can take! That's why I created, the Bugs-Me-inator! It turns whatever bugs me into bugs.
And, since I can't stand bugs, I'm protected from them inside this bubble.
Huh? Oh, that's on the outs– Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Wait, I'm not ready! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa Whoa Whoa.
Right to the point, huh? You know, Perry the Platypus, more than anything, you bug me.
Ah, my shoe! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Ow! Get off! Get off! Get off! Get off! Ow! Whoa.
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Boy, I really got to rethink the design on this thing.
By the way, you know that we're on a runaway bus careening at high speed with no one at the wheel, right? Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there! Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there! Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there! Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there.
Don't go in there! Oh, he went in there! Oh, gross! She brought thousands of tiny bugs into the house.
What could be worse than that?! Big bug! OMG! Perry, what are you doing here? And why are you wearing a hat? Look out! And who's this pharmacist? Really? Really? W-Why does everyone just stampede to that conclusion? O-Other people wear lab coats, you know.
Why-why don't you say, "Oh, look, a rocket scientist.
" Or a veterinarian? Are you a veterinarian? No, but that's not the point! Check it out! We made your favorite, a red velvet cake with a little surprise.
Ooh! I hope they do not have a male dancer popping out of it.
They asked, but they couldn't afford me.
Will you do the honors, Ferb? Make a wish.
I wish for time alone with Phineas.
What are you doing? Waiting for things to get dangerous, so I can call my mom to come bust the boys.
That's not dangerous? Dude, this is nothing.
It'll get worse.
So, did you get what you wished for? Uh Yeah, it's every girl's wish to have her backyard covered in litter.
Let's go, you two.
Next event! You're gonna love this.
Is this where you go everyday, Perry? Oh, yeah, pretty much.
I create inators and he breaks in and thwarts my scheme, and it's– It's kinda our thing.
Ooh! Ooh, The Grievance! I saw this in the theaters.
I still have nightmares about the greasy little girl who comes out of the base– No! Don't tell me how it ends! And now, what's a birthday party without a piñata the size of your house? Ferb? Hit it! Woo-hoo! I'm gonna bash this thing! Yeah, give up the candy, yo! This isn't dangerous enough? We're getting there.
Isabella, this must be your best birthday ever.
Yeah, sure.
It's super cool.
But, I didn't need– Okay, birthday girl, onto the next.
Gather 'round, everyone, and keep your eyes on the pool.
Isabella, it's grand finale time! Um This might be the time to call.
Yep! Mom? You've got to come across the street, immediately.
Ooh! What a grand and glorious, and potentially bustable gift! I've never seen anything like it! That key That key Mom! Mom! Oh, here.
Grab these, will ya? Mom, you've got to see what the boys are doing in Isabella's yard! Isabella's yard? That's a new one.
Alright, look.
You're getting oil all over the place.
Someone's going to have to– No! It's the greasy Grievance girl from the basement! No! No! No! No! What have I done? Why do you have a grievance against me? Whoa.
What was that all about? Do the Flynn-Fletchers know you fight evil scientists? Back here, Mom.
Butterflies? I love butterflies! Oh, thank you, Phineas! Wait, what? But, but, but, but, but butterflies?! Oh, how beautiful.
How long did it take you guys to collect them all? Let's go, boys, looks like we've got some cleaning up to do.
Alright, you and you, I'll need a containment barrier around this area here.
And you! Set up the mind-eraser over here by the vermilion.
Danville Water and Power.
We're here to read your gas thingy.
Perry? What is all this? A-A host family, mind erasing, balloon cover-up? I mean, is all this really necessary? Wait a minute! It says right here in your silly little pamphlet that if your host family finds out about your agent status, then everyone who's seen you has to have their memory erased, or you'll get relocated.
Perry, I'm not part of your host family! I know, I know, it's a technicality.
Look, I don't want Candace and the boys to lose you, but I also do not want my mind erased.
I'm on the last ten minutes of that Grievance movie, and I don't want to watch that whole scary mess again.
So, uh Can we just keep this a secret? Luckily, Sir, it looks like the residents were not home.
Hello? Uh, anybody there? I'll take care of it.
Oh, hello there, young teenager.
Do you live here? Yes.
I walked home from the mall to find this.
I walked home from the mall to find this.
What is happening here? Oh, you didn't see what happened? Well, um We're with the city, and there was a swamp gas incident here.
We'll just get it all cleaned up, and get out of your hair.
Psst.
Hey, Carl.
We're not gonna need the mind-erasing devi– I– I mean, monkey wrench.
It's a monkey wrench, yeah.
We don't need that.
Happy birthday, Isabella! Thanks, guys! I still can't figure out what went wrong with the grand finale.
After the laser light show and the fireballs, the swans should have been released, and– Phineas, I really liked the butterflies.
Thank you.
Well, to make it up to you, it's kinda lame but Maybe Ferb and I could, I don't know, take you out for some ice cream or something? Uh I just remembered there's something I need to do.
I just remembered there's something I need to do.
You two go.
Is that cool? Yes, very cool! Ferb.
So, did you get what you wished for? Oh, yeah, I already asked that.
Confetti and streamers.
Hold on, gonna get another napkin.
And butterflies.
You always give me butterflies.
Ah, look at them out there.
What are they up to? Ah, it looks like Phineas is saying, "Where's Perry?" Huh.
Where do you think Perry goes everyday, Stace? How do I know?! Why are you asking me?! How should I know?! Uh, don't look at me! Huh, I don't know why I was asking you.
Whew! No one suspects a thing.