Regular Show (2010) s04e20 Episode Script
That's My Television
Alright That's My Television fans, are you excited to be here? Well you should be, because in a moment, your favorite 80's television star RGB2 will be raffling off the first, and only autograph of his long and industrent career.
But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments! I hope you saved room for dessert! RGB2 room for dessert doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert! I wanna watch football! I wanna watch dancing! Hey come on it's my turn to drive.
My parents never let me do anything! Well I hope you saved room for dessert.
And the man of the hour RGB2, everyone! I hope you saved room for dessert! And now what you all been waiting for.
And the winning number is 2-7-5-1.
I'll kill them! Hi Mr.
RGB2.
Hey guys! thanks for watching the show.
Here you go.
Meet me in the bathroom.
Alright, thanks for coming out everyone.
Thanks for being fans, I love you all.
Mr.
RGB2, are you in here? Get in here quick.
What's going on, how come you didn't signed the box set? Look I'm sorry about that, but I really need your help right now.
Why? What's the matter? I'm being held prisoner.
By who? The studio executives.
It all started when the show became a hit.
The studio kept me around for personal appearances, studio tour sightings, guest box, the works.
When the series revival was announced, I had enough and turned it down.
But the execs refused to let me out of my contract.
I'm forced to be a prisoner of the studio for the rest of my days.
That's so messed up! You don't have any idea how many times I've had a bad day and the only thing that would make me feel better was watching your show.
Yeah! Or how many times your show was a perfect excuse not to do my homework.
Mr, RGB2, is there anything we can do to help? Thanks, guys! You know, I always told myself that if I ever got out of here, there's one place I'd like to go.
- Where's that? - To see the Pine Mountains.
- We're gonna bust you out of here.
- Yeah! And you're gonna see those mountains! Where's RGB2? He's still in the bathroom, sir.
Out of my way! He's gone! We don't have much time! They never leave me out attent for more than 2 minutes.
What're those? It's air from the 80's.
If I don't breathe it, I'll die.
Errr-ahhhh, much better.
OK, now all we got do is find the Pine Mountains.
The address should be right here on this postcard.
I can't believe you let him get away! Sorry sir, but he couldn't gone far.
RGB2! Unlock the door! I know you're in there! RGB2! Security! Don't let that van out the block! There is the exit! Was the exit.
I'm OK.
Dude, you gonna hit that truck! I'm playing on it! Looks like we lost them! Pull your vehicle over the side of the road and turn off your engine! That is a direct order! Looks like I spoke too soon, guys.
Just hang on! Watch out! Watch out! Look out! Alright listen up, everyone! I wanna RGB2 taken alive! Taken alive, sir? But why? Because he's a television icon! He dosen't deserve freedom, he deserves to make me money! Rigby, use this! Don't you need this to breathe? It's fine, I have more.
Ahhhh, sick! It smells like the 80's! Vehicle la secure, over! Come on, it's my turn to drive! How could I shake that chopper? Just keep us steady! Woooho! Where could you get that? It was a gift form the Russian Prime Minister.
He loves the show.
I hope you saved room for dessert! Look out! Get them! Turn around, turn around! What're you doing?! We're trying to help him! We don't care what're you trying to do! We just want that autographed box set! You're gonna pay for this! We're trapped! Bravo gentlemen, bravo! Of all that was a pretty nice PG getaway.
Way to reach out to the 18-35 demographic.
Oh, and the nice climax by the way.
The helicopter explosion really tighten the all and with a cherry on top.
Why is he talking like that? That's what they say before they deliver the death blow.
We just have a couple of mouth for you.
You see, all we search groups are shown there's nobody.
wants to see the good guys win anymore.
And unfortunately for you, we spent millions trying to find out how to prevent this type of situation.
Let's just say, we find a effective solution.
Our focus group studied everything that boys aged 9-14 find the most brutal and strctive.
I suggest you turn your engine off, and step out of your vehicle.
Unless you're cross, you'll graduate to get neonated.
Go go go! Get the box set! Ahhhhh!!!! Where is it?? I want you to cancel this two.
I'm sorry, Mordecai and Rigby.
Keep it moving! When I say "now", get ready to drive.
Hey! Is it what're you looking for? That box set!!!! Well, come and get it! Now!!!!! Come on! Let's go! Stop them!!!!! Stop! You'll never get away from me RGB2! I own you!! Own this!! Nooooo!! Well, this is it.
Hum, it's right address.
It's looks like the pine mountains was just a billboard for a gas station.
We're really sorry, man.
This is great, it's so much bigger than a postcard.
- Really? - Yeah.
I don't care the mountain is real or not, what's important is I'm here.
That's my dream! I'm glad I have you two there to keep me going.
Thank you.
This is something I wanna see with my own eyes.
What? Did you acturely think I was a TV? Yeah I guess.
Hey, you got that postcard? Yeah, right here.
Yeah, take it.
To Mordecai & Rigby, my true pals.
Always save room for dessert.
-- RGB2 Thanks RGB2, this means a lot for us.
Oh sorry.
We got to frame this.
But first, some of your favorite RGB2 moments! I hope you saved room for dessert! RGB2 room for dessert doesn't actually mean a whole room full of dessert! I wanna watch football! I wanna watch dancing! Hey come on it's my turn to drive.
My parents never let me do anything! Well I hope you saved room for dessert.
And the man of the hour RGB2, everyone! I hope you saved room for dessert! And now what you all been waiting for.
And the winning number is 2-7-5-1.
I'll kill them! Hi Mr.
RGB2.
Hey guys! thanks for watching the show.
Here you go.
Meet me in the bathroom.
Alright, thanks for coming out everyone.
Thanks for being fans, I love you all.
Mr.
RGB2, are you in here? Get in here quick.
What's going on, how come you didn't signed the box set? Look I'm sorry about that, but I really need your help right now.
Why? What's the matter? I'm being held prisoner.
By who? The studio executives.
It all started when the show became a hit.
The studio kept me around for personal appearances, studio tour sightings, guest box, the works.
When the series revival was announced, I had enough and turned it down.
But the execs refused to let me out of my contract.
I'm forced to be a prisoner of the studio for the rest of my days.
That's so messed up! You don't have any idea how many times I've had a bad day and the only thing that would make me feel better was watching your show.
Yeah! Or how many times your show was a perfect excuse not to do my homework.
Mr, RGB2, is there anything we can do to help? Thanks, guys! You know, I always told myself that if I ever got out of here, there's one place I'd like to go.
- Where's that? - To see the Pine Mountains.
- We're gonna bust you out of here.
- Yeah! And you're gonna see those mountains! Where's RGB2? He's still in the bathroom, sir.
Out of my way! He's gone! We don't have much time! They never leave me out attent for more than 2 minutes.
What're those? It's air from the 80's.
If I don't breathe it, I'll die.
Errr-ahhhh, much better.
OK, now all we got do is find the Pine Mountains.
The address should be right here on this postcard.
I can't believe you let him get away! Sorry sir, but he couldn't gone far.
RGB2! Unlock the door! I know you're in there! RGB2! Security! Don't let that van out the block! There is the exit! Was the exit.
I'm OK.
Dude, you gonna hit that truck! I'm playing on it! Looks like we lost them! Pull your vehicle over the side of the road and turn off your engine! That is a direct order! Looks like I spoke too soon, guys.
Just hang on! Watch out! Watch out! Look out! Alright listen up, everyone! I wanna RGB2 taken alive! Taken alive, sir? But why? Because he's a television icon! He dosen't deserve freedom, he deserves to make me money! Rigby, use this! Don't you need this to breathe? It's fine, I have more.
Ahhhh, sick! It smells like the 80's! Vehicle la secure, over! Come on, it's my turn to drive! How could I shake that chopper? Just keep us steady! Woooho! Where could you get that? It was a gift form the Russian Prime Minister.
He loves the show.
I hope you saved room for dessert! Look out! Get them! Turn around, turn around! What're you doing?! We're trying to help him! We don't care what're you trying to do! We just want that autographed box set! You're gonna pay for this! We're trapped! Bravo gentlemen, bravo! Of all that was a pretty nice PG getaway.
Way to reach out to the 18-35 demographic.
Oh, and the nice climax by the way.
The helicopter explosion really tighten the all and with a cherry on top.
Why is he talking like that? That's what they say before they deliver the death blow.
We just have a couple of mouth for you.
You see, all we search groups are shown there's nobody.
wants to see the good guys win anymore.
And unfortunately for you, we spent millions trying to find out how to prevent this type of situation.
Let's just say, we find a effective solution.
Our focus group studied everything that boys aged 9-14 find the most brutal and strctive.
I suggest you turn your engine off, and step out of your vehicle.
Unless you're cross, you'll graduate to get neonated.
Go go go! Get the box set! Ahhhhh!!!! Where is it?? I want you to cancel this two.
I'm sorry, Mordecai and Rigby.
Keep it moving! When I say "now", get ready to drive.
Hey! Is it what're you looking for? That box set!!!! Well, come and get it! Now!!!!! Come on! Let's go! Stop them!!!!! Stop! You'll never get away from me RGB2! I own you!! Own this!! Nooooo!! Well, this is it.
Hum, it's right address.
It's looks like the pine mountains was just a billboard for a gas station.
We're really sorry, man.
This is great, it's so much bigger than a postcard.
- Really? - Yeah.
I don't care the mountain is real or not, what's important is I'm here.
That's my dream! I'm glad I have you two there to keep me going.
Thank you.
This is something I wanna see with my own eyes.
What? Did you acturely think I was a TV? Yeah I guess.
Hey, you got that postcard? Yeah, right here.
Yeah, take it.
To Mordecai & Rigby, my true pals.
Always save room for dessert.
-- RGB2 Thanks RGB2, this means a lot for us.
Oh sorry.
We got to frame this.