Star vs. the Forces of Evil (2015) s04e20 Episode Script

1 [upbeat music plays.]
It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension Gonna get a little weird, gonna have a good time I ain't from round here, I'm from another woo-hoo Yea-ah I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies Puh-puh-puh-puh- puh-puh-puh-p-u-u-uh It's gonna get a little weird Gonna get a little wild I ain't from round here I'm from another dimension [monster roaring.]
Rags for sale.
Get your lightly-used rags here.
- Oof! - [monster roaring.]
Oh, corn! Halt, vile monster! Prepare for justice! - [Solaria.]
Hi-yah! - [monster screeches.]
- [Eclipsa cooing.]
- Crawl back to the pit from whence you came! I, Queen Solaria, hereby claim this village for Mewmankind! [cooing, chuckles.]
Hmm, fine, I'll go.
[crying.]
Maybe you shouldn't build your village on my nest.
You ever think of that? [cheering.]
[Woman.]
That's actually pretty helpful.
[Solaria.]
Citizens! Too long you have lived under the monsters' reign of terror.
I am forming a new, volunteer army to remove this monster threat once and for all.
Now, who among you will join me? - [Eclipsa giggles.]
- [Woman.]
Uh - do we have to? - [Solaria.]
What? We're pretty used to this by now.
It's fine.
It's not fine.
Plus, shouldn't you be doing, like, queen stuff? Yeah, seems like a lot of work.
Yeah, I gotta get back to work, man.
- [Man.]
I gotta do my laundry.
- I have to go to the bathroom.
Well, there you have it, Eclipsa.
[Eclipsa gurgles.]
[Solaria.]
Another village seemingly unconcerned - with rampaging monsters.
- [Eclipsa chuckles.]
[Solaria.]
Oh, yes, you're so sweet.
Let's go get a Snookers.
- You want a Snookers? - [Mina.]
Your majesty? For what it's worth, I thought your speech was real neat.
You must be the strongest queen ever, standing up to all those monsters! So, there is someone brave enough to step forward.
Peasant girl, will you volunteer to be my first Solarian warrior? Aw, jeez, I'd love to, but I'm just a simple rag peddler.
- [Solaria grunts.]
No.
- [Mina gasps.]
Oh! I see your conviction.
Your love for your kingdom.
You are exactly the kind of soldier I'm looking for.
But I've never fought anyone before.
That is no matter.
I do not ask for strength.
I ask only that you believe in me.
I do believe in you.
Then swear yourself to me, and I will make you the fiercest warrior Mewni has ever known.
[rooster crows.]
[distant crowing.]
[demonic-voiced.]
Time to fulfill my oath! Star, I know it must seem crazy that Mina's working for me.
But let me explain.
You t-traitor! [groans.]
I know what this looks like, but you have to understand.
- Understand what? - [Moon gasps.]
Mina was already planning to overthrow Eclipsa.
Trust me, I stopped her from doing far worse.
So you start a revolution behind my back? The one who started this was her! [cries out.]
Oh, dear! That was an accident.
Pfft.
Accident.
Like anyone's gonna believe that.
[Moon sighs.]
Star, I know you trust Eclipsa.
I trusted her once, too.
Look where that got me.
I beg your pardon? You're the reason I was lost in the magic dimension.
You're the reason I was separated from my family from my daughter! That was an accident, Moon.
You know that.
And Star can take care of herself.
She's far wiser than we were at her age.
I'm' not going to argue about this, Eclipsa.
I'm here to offer you a deal.
Deal? Mom, what are you doing? Surrender the crown to me.
In return, I'll call off Mina and my Solarian warriors.
So you're the one who created the warriors.
I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
After that, I'll heal Globgor at the magic sanctuary, and you and your family will be free to live in any dimension of your choosing except this one.
And if I don't do what you're asking? - What then? - Things could get worse.
- [gasps.]
- [Star.]
No! [Eclipsa.]
It's all right, Star.
I tried my best, but it appears my best wasn't enough.
What? [villagers screaming.]
- [lively music playing.]
- Yeah! We're number one! We're number one! Eat this, Eclipsa! Not so fancy now, are ya? Wooo! [Rhombulus.]
Pizza party! Who let him have soda? Hey, watch it! You're making a mess.
Huh? A mess? [mocking.]
Oh, no! Please don't arrest me! - [snakes laughing.]
- No, not the dungeon again.
Isn't this a little premature? Eclipsa hasn't even surrendered yet, and the last time I tried to contact Mina, she just sent back a bag of old jelly beans.
I don't know what that means.
Well, it's only a matter of time, isn't it? I'm just excited for things to go back to the way they were in the good ol' days.
The Magic High Commision is back in the game, baby! We'll be back to our glorious schedule of weekly meetings with the queen, and the pre-meetings and the meetings to schedule meetings, and the post-meeting and the bi-monthly meeting to discuss the productivity of our meetings as well as checking the notes to accurately record the minutes of what are you doing to that pizza? [Rhombulus.]
I'm eating it! Knock-knock.
I'll only need a minute.
Hello, darling.
How are you holding up? I think I found a way to keep us all safe.
We'll be giving up a lot, and but since when has our relationship ever been easy? - [Meteora.]
Papa.
- Oh, he's really, really not looking so good.
No, he's not.
But this will all be over soon.
Mm-hmm.
And the monsters? Are you gonna stop attacking them, too? I never told the soldiers to attack the monsters.
You know how overeager Mina can get.
But I would not attack innocent civilians.
I don't know.
Doesn't seem too off-brand for you at this point.
I'm doing this for us, Globgor.
[kisses.]
Be back in a jiffy.
So, you're just gonna leave Mewni.
I'm sorry, Star.
I know you've tried so hard to help me.
But right now, what's best for Mewni is that my family leaves.
[Moon.]
Eclipsa's right, Star.
As queen, it is your duty to do what is best for your people even if they end up hating you for it.
- [rooster crows.]
- [Moon gasps.]
[Mina laughing.]
[Mina.]
What's up, scalawags? - Looks like time's up! - [rooster crowing.]
[rooster squeals.]
Now, the fun begins.
[grunts.]
So, you've captured the monster smoocher, did ya? [laughs.]
Did she put up a fight? Gonna make a necklace out of all the teeth you knocked out? No, Mina.
Eclipsa has chosen to surrender.
Of course she's agreed to surrender.
She's a coward and a traitor to her mother's legacy.
Now, if you don't mind, Moon, I'm gonna need ya to scoot to the side a little.
I wait, what? You know, just scootch a little so I don't accidentally get ya when I run her through with my sword and all.
- [Marco.]
Huh? - [Star, Eclipsa.]
What? That won't be necessary.
Eclipsa is here to officially announce her resignation.
You are your troops may stand down.
Oh, to be perfectly honest, at this point, I'll I'll skip the speech and be on my way.
[Mina.]
No one's going anywhere! Where's Globgor, you monster fangirl? Globgor is no longer your concern, Mina.
He will be leaving Mewni along with Eclipsa and Meteora.
Ugh! But you're letting them off too easy! What about your army, huh?! We all swore an oath to protect Mewni.
To get rid of all those dirty monsters and make life good again for the real Mewmans! You tell 'em, sister! This was never about hurting monsters, Mina.
Now, for the last time, stand down! I gave you all your powers, and I can take them away.
Oh, I'll stand down, all right.
Right after we round up all the monsters and shove 'em all off the cliff.
They're all gonna be like, "Oh, oh, no.
My bod.
" "Oh, my poor monster bod!" I used to look up to this person.
That's it, Mina.
Return the power paid in blood.
Your essence now restored.
Revoke the strength that comes in floods, and rest forevermore! [laughs.]
That tickled.
I don't understand.
- [Mina laughs.]
- [Moon gasps.]
Did you really think that would work? You may have created the warriors, but we pledged our loyalty to Queen Solaria.
[metal bangs.]
- What? - Now then, my warriors, rise and assemble! Arrest every monster and monster smoocher you can find, but save Globgor for me! No! This wasn't supposed to happen.
What did you expect, Mom? You teamed up with Mina! We have to go, now! [all scream.]
You mooks are also under arrest.
Why? For obstructing mama's business! Mina, this is madness! No, Moon.
This is justice! [screaming.]
Huh? Oof! Gah! Ugh! Not fair! Idiots! Find Eclipsa! Next room! Hmm.
- Hello.
- Move.
Whoops-a-diddle! [Globgor groans.]
Globgor, you poor man.
Here, take my beard meat.
Hey, now! This guy's a vegetarian, remember? You expect me to give him a salad when you've been sitting in it all day? [all grunting, groaning.]
[Star sighs.]
- [groans.]
What happened? - [Hekapoo.]
I saved your butts.
So, you're welcome.