That's So Raven (2003) s04e20 Episode Script
Teacher's Pet
1 I do not want to be late for history class again.
My goodness! I'm so I'm sorry.
No, it's my Girl, your feet must be on fire, because those shoes are hot.
Thank you.
Yours are pretty smokin', too.
Well, thank you.
I got 'em at Sassy's.
So did I! Shut Up! No, you shut up.
You know what they say.
If you want to look classy you gotta shop at Sassy's yeah! My name is Raven.
I'm Courtney.
Are you new here? Yeah.
It's my first day.
This is my class.
No That's my history class.
It's my favorite subject.
Girl, me, too.
I sleep like a baby in there.
What's up, Ray? Hey.
Who's the new kid? That's, Courtney.
She's cool.
She's cool? Well, why is she writin' on our board? Maybe she's a rebel.
Courtney, I really think you need to sit down before the teacher catches you.
I wouldn't worry about him.
She really is a rebel! Good morning, class.
Your old teacher, Mr.
Brustrum, won the lottery and moved to Maui.
I'm Courtney Dearborn, your new teacher.
Teacher? As you gonna You gonna teach us? How'd this blanket get on me? Who Did you put this blanket on me while I was just chillin'? Your blanket.
Yep, that's me.
And how cool were the greeks, hiding an army in a wooden horse to sneak into Troy and bring Helen back? Hey, miss Dearborn.
I got a question.
Eddie, remember, call me Courtney.
We're all friends in here.
Ok, Courtney.
So, you tellin' me that this whole one war started over a woman? Well Imagine if Beyonce got stolen by Canada.
What would you do? Eddie Thomas reportin' for duty, ma'am! You can sign me up, too.
Ok? No sweat, man.
Any other questions? Yeah.
Did you get that top at Sassy's, too? Yeah, right.
On a teacher's salary? No.
Actually, I got this one at Sassy's outlet.
There's a Sassy's outlet?! Shut up! No, you shut up.
No, you Give me that top in my size, and I will shut up! I hear laughter! I hate laughter.
Principal Stuckerman.
Welcome.
Why are the students in a circle? Is this history class or duck-duck-goose? What's going on here, miss Dearborn? No, she likes it when you call her Courtney.
Courtney.
Yeah.
Well Courtney Do you know what my first name is? Actually, I don't.
Bingo! Yeah, yeah, he looks like a bingo.
Dr.
Stuckerman I think that using first names helps break down the wall between teacher and student.
I spent 25 years building that wall.
I love that wall.
Leave my wall alone! Don't worry about bingo.
Yeah, and brush your shoulders off.
You know, Dr.
Stuckerman and I just have different styles.
Yeah, you're cool.
Right.
Yeah.
And your shoes are cool-er.
Ok? All right.
Thanks, you guys.
Ok, back to business.
Let's see.
You guys have a big test scheduled for tomorrow.
I do not want to do that test.
Guys, studying for a test can be fun.
Not seein' the fun part.
Well, you can have a few friends over, have a little study party.
Study party.
Now I'm seein' the fun.
Lovin' the feelin' the feelin' of love you can fly to the moon on the wings of a dove when you're lovin' the feelin' the feelin' of love yes! That was great! Can we just have a moment? Huddle! So what'd you guys think of Patty? I think she rocks.
I think I'm in love.
I think we found our new lead singer.
May I have your attention, please? I'd like to thank you all for auditioning for Cory & the boys, but the band has come to a decision.
Our new lead singer is Hello, boys.
The Juicer! I got your little flyer in school today.
Good news.
I'm your new lead singer.
Well, we were kinda hopin' for a girl.
So were my parents.
They got over it.
I i never really thought of you as musical Sir.
News flash, weenies.
It's been said that I sing like an angel.
Now, when do we get started? Yeah.
Can we just h-have a moment over here? Huddle.
Guys, what are we gonna do? The Juicer can't be in our band.
I'm already scared to go to school with the guy.
Now I'm scared to come to band practice, too? Can he really get juice out of anything? Hey! This job is taken.
I'll take that as a yes.
Ok, guys, I don't want to just push myself on you.
So let's be fair and vote.
All those who don't want me for the new lead singer of the band, speak now And you'll never speak again.
Ok.
Now that that's settled, what songs do you guys know? Well, we know Feelin' the love and lovin' the feelin'.
Don't you know any good head-squeezin' music? Don't you mean like Like head banging? It's like you don't know me at all.
All right.
I'm gonna roll, but tomorrow We rock! Get out! What's head-squeezing music sound like? Like 3 boys crying.
What? Who is that, Ray? Come on, we have a huge test tomorrow.
Yep.
That's our study group.
I thought we were our study group.
Courtney says that studying should be a party, so Bam! Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Let me see that backpack, 'cause you ain't gonna be usin' it.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make! Yeah, we're all gonna fail.
Yeah.
Maybe we better start hittin' those books.
Wait a second.
Wait, everybody.
Relax, please.
Ok? We can still have fun.
The night is young.
No, the night Is old.
Seriously, Ray, I think my curfew's, like, in 20 minutes.
Ok, ok, listen, please.
Just everybody, relax.
Ok? Courtney is my girl.
All right? I'll holler at her tomorrow, and tell her to postpone the test.
Meanwhile, we got a few minutes left.
We might as well make the most of it.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm gonna study, you know, just in case.
You go ahead and do that, and we'll try not to disturb you with our boogie down line! Man! You know I can't resist a boogie down line! Watch out, everybody! I'm comin' through.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Man! That study party was out the heezy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too bad we're all gonna fail.
I can't fail.
I need good grades to make it into medical school.
Raven's gonna get this test postponed, right? You're gonna need a doctor if you don't calm down.
Everything's gonna be cool.
All right? Tell him everything's gonna be cool.
About that little test? Yeah.
Don't worry.
Listen, I'll talk to the teacher right now.
What it is, home skillet biscuit friend.
How you doin'? I'm doing great.
I love this job.
And, Raven, thank you so much for making my first day yesterday so special.
Well, girl, you know you a cool teacher.
And you know what would even make you even cooler is if you postpone the test till Tuesday.
Why would I do that? Why? See So, here's the thing.
We had that little study party that you we're talkin' about, and yo, it got out of control.
I tried to keep it under wraps.
I was, like, "you need to sit down and study.
" But you know how kids can be.
Raven, I'm sorry.
I i can't postpone the test.
Yeah, i i i i think you can.
Right? No.
I can't.
I hate to get all teachery on you, but I told you guys to study.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you said to have a study party, so when you put "study" and "party" in the same sentence, normally your sister only hears the "party" part.
Yeah.
I hear ya.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you still have to take the test.
Ok.
Just do your best.
Man! So? And on your test, make sure you use a number 2 pencil.
Courtney, say I use, like, a number 4 pencil.
Would that, you know, double my grade? Only if you studied.
Man, curse that boogie train line! Where's Raven Baxter? We were just wonderin' the same thing.
When I spoke to her, she was really stressing out over this test.
We all are.
Is that true? Yeah.
Is anyone prepared? No.
Hey, this is really disappointing.
You know, I know Dr.
Stuckerman won't be happy, but, I mean, why give a test if everyone's gonna fail? So it's postponed? Yes But only until tomorrow.
You guys have one more day to really study.
Yeah.
Bad on you, bugs! Bugs? What bugs? Who are you? I you You can call me the exterminator! Isn't it weird that, like, every time something crazy happens, Raven's not here to see it? That's because she is Raven.
Well, good.
I wouldn't want her to miss this.
Hasta la vista, buggie! Grrr! I poke you out! He Von't be back now! No, he won't.
Hey! I don't see any bugs in here! No bugs? They're everywhere! They're crawling and scratching and chewing on his head! No! Get all the bugs away! Get away from him! Check this out.
Check this out.
Looks real? No.
Wait! The test isn't There's a spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Is she ok? I knew she would freak out like that.
She still runnin'.
Spider! Spider! Back to business.
As I promised Yo' test Is postponed.
With love, people, with with lovin'.
Raven, Courtney already postponed the test.
No way! Seriously, Ray.
She gave us an extra day to study.
Well, then I guess everything turned out all right.
Miss Dearborn, you're negligent and irresponsible.
You're fired.
My goodness.
Miss Dearborn's gonna get fired.
I hope it's not somethin' I did.
Man, I'm a nervous wreck.
I can't believe the Juicer's gonna be our new lead singer.
We started this band to get girls, not to get our heads juiced.
I was nervous enough about the girls.
Wish we didn't even start this stupid band.
That's it! That's it! Larry, all your whining and negativity has finally paid off.
Thank you? Look, think about it, guys.
The Juicer can't be in the band if there's no band to be in.
Cory and the boys are gonna break up.
Cory, we can't break up.
You made us sign a lifetime contract.
True, true.
But look, we can pretend to break up? The old "pretend you're breaking up to avoid getting juiced" trick.
I like it.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
The Juicer! Look, look, ok? Look.
Just follow my lead, ok? Follow my lead.
Let's rock and roll! Now.
A 1! A 2! A 1-2-3-4! Stop! Out! Out! Stop! William, you stink! Me? You're the one smelling up this joint! I think both of you stink.
I can't work like this.
I quit.
I quit, too! Excuse me! I am the leader of this band! I quit first! Where are you weenies going? Sorry, Juicer man, looks like our band just broke up.
It worked.
He actually thinks we broke up.
We almost got stuck with the Juicer.
The man's delusional.
He really believes he can sing.
Like an angel, yet.
Gimme some.
Let's go.
Beautiful dreamer wake unto me starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee sounds of the rude world heard in the day lulled by the moonlight have all passed away he really does sing like an angel.
And we never give him a chance.
Shame on us.
I thought you crybabies broke up.
We did, but That's what bands do They break up, they cry, then they get back together, and they congratulate their new lead singer.
Come here, man.
Get off me! Get off of me! Get get Look, I don't need the drama, ok? I'm out of the band.
Good-bye, weenies.
Good-bye, weenies good-bye, weenies good-bye, weenies I'm still gonna juice your heads that had to be the most beautiful threat I have ever received.
Dr.
Stuckerman, please.
It wasn't miss Dearborn's fault.
Raven, am I really supposed to believe that you dress up in a ridiculous costume, throw rubber spiders around a room, just to have a test cancelled? Yes, yes! I do stuff like this all the time! That's so me! I know you'll say anything to protect your cool new teacher, and sure, I may not have shoes from Sassy's, but I also don't go around seeing imaginary spiders, jumping out of windows, and leaving classes unattended.
And in my book, that makes me cool.
You are so cool.
In your book, my book, you're the home skillet, principal, but listen, it wasn't an imaginary spider.
There are no spiders, real or imaginary, in this building, and do you know why? Because I keep this school spotless.
That's right.
Trust me.
The only spiders in this school are in the science lab, under lock and key.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting.
Right this way, miss Dearborn.
Before you go in there, I have to tell you something.
What is it, Raven? Run, man, run! I ran enough yesterday.
I mean, you've heard, I have a deathly fear of spiders.
The way you jumped through that window, you do.
It's ok, Raven.
I mean, I overreacted.
But I'm sure Dr.
Stuckerman will understand.
Miss Dearborn, you're negligent and irresponsible.
You're fired.
So what's up, Ray? How'd it go? She got fired, just like my vision.
It's all my fault.
Yes, it is.
I just couldn't convince Dr.
Stuckerman that that spider wasn't imaginary.
No, you couldn't.
And if he saw a real spider, he'd have to give Courtney her job back.
Yes, he would.
My goodness.
You're so right.
All I have to do is go down to the science lab.
You just gave me a great idea! Really? When you're done with it, can I have it back? You know, I don't really get those that often.
No, you don't.
Well Did you get the spider? No problem.
I thought it was locked.
Luckily, the key was in the lock.
Good morning, class.
I said good morning, class.
Good morning, Dr.
Stuckerman.
Bingo.
Miss Dearborn has decided that she needs to spend more time with her family, so I'll be taking over her class.
And the first order of business it making up that test that you missed.
That's right.
I got some business of my own.
Hey, you guys, the spider is gone.
What do you mean, the spider's gone? You guys, where did it go? Where'd it go? Hey, Ray, cute hat.
Did you get that at Sassy's what hat? The one moving on your head.
Wait.
Hats don't move.
Get it off me! Get it off! Hey, that's the real spider! Spider! I hate spiders! Out of my way! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Is he ok? Well, he's still running.
I think we'd better take a early lunch.
Wait.
We should find the spider first! You're right.
He has to be around here somewhere.
But you know what? It's ok.
He'll show up.
He will, so Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! We are so glad to have you back, Courtney.
Thank you.
Is Dr.
Stuckerman coming back? Actually, Dr.
Stuckerman's taking some time off to finish that novel he's, reading.
I hope you guys all studied for your test.
Yeah, I did, and I just wanted to apologize for the whole spider jumping through the window fiasco.
Yeah, let's not relive it.
Yeah, ok.
Although it was a good lesson for me on how desperate students can be to get out of a test.
Bear! Chels, it's ok.
Yeah.
Nice try, Eddie.
Now take your seat.
How'd she know I wasn't a bear? Well, for one thing, bears don't have zippers.
And, by the way, dude
My goodness! I'm so I'm sorry.
No, it's my Girl, your feet must be on fire, because those shoes are hot.
Thank you.
Yours are pretty smokin', too.
Well, thank you.
I got 'em at Sassy's.
So did I! Shut Up! No, you shut up.
You know what they say.
If you want to look classy you gotta shop at Sassy's yeah! My name is Raven.
I'm Courtney.
Are you new here? Yeah.
It's my first day.
This is my class.
No That's my history class.
It's my favorite subject.
Girl, me, too.
I sleep like a baby in there.
What's up, Ray? Hey.
Who's the new kid? That's, Courtney.
She's cool.
She's cool? Well, why is she writin' on our board? Maybe she's a rebel.
Courtney, I really think you need to sit down before the teacher catches you.
I wouldn't worry about him.
She really is a rebel! Good morning, class.
Your old teacher, Mr.
Brustrum, won the lottery and moved to Maui.
I'm Courtney Dearborn, your new teacher.
Teacher? As you gonna You gonna teach us? How'd this blanket get on me? Who Did you put this blanket on me while I was just chillin'? Your blanket.
Yep, that's me.
And how cool were the greeks, hiding an army in a wooden horse to sneak into Troy and bring Helen back? Hey, miss Dearborn.
I got a question.
Eddie, remember, call me Courtney.
We're all friends in here.
Ok, Courtney.
So, you tellin' me that this whole one war started over a woman? Well Imagine if Beyonce got stolen by Canada.
What would you do? Eddie Thomas reportin' for duty, ma'am! You can sign me up, too.
Ok? No sweat, man.
Any other questions? Yeah.
Did you get that top at Sassy's, too? Yeah, right.
On a teacher's salary? No.
Actually, I got this one at Sassy's outlet.
There's a Sassy's outlet?! Shut up! No, you shut up.
No, you Give me that top in my size, and I will shut up! I hear laughter! I hate laughter.
Principal Stuckerman.
Welcome.
Why are the students in a circle? Is this history class or duck-duck-goose? What's going on here, miss Dearborn? No, she likes it when you call her Courtney.
Courtney.
Yeah.
Well Courtney Do you know what my first name is? Actually, I don't.
Bingo! Yeah, yeah, he looks like a bingo.
Dr.
Stuckerman I think that using first names helps break down the wall between teacher and student.
I spent 25 years building that wall.
I love that wall.
Leave my wall alone! Don't worry about bingo.
Yeah, and brush your shoulders off.
You know, Dr.
Stuckerman and I just have different styles.
Yeah, you're cool.
Right.
Yeah.
And your shoes are cool-er.
Ok? All right.
Thanks, you guys.
Ok, back to business.
Let's see.
You guys have a big test scheduled for tomorrow.
I do not want to do that test.
Guys, studying for a test can be fun.
Not seein' the fun part.
Well, you can have a few friends over, have a little study party.
Study party.
Now I'm seein' the fun.
Lovin' the feelin' the feelin' of love you can fly to the moon on the wings of a dove when you're lovin' the feelin' the feelin' of love yes! That was great! Can we just have a moment? Huddle! So what'd you guys think of Patty? I think she rocks.
I think I'm in love.
I think we found our new lead singer.
May I have your attention, please? I'd like to thank you all for auditioning for Cory & the boys, but the band has come to a decision.
Our new lead singer is Hello, boys.
The Juicer! I got your little flyer in school today.
Good news.
I'm your new lead singer.
Well, we were kinda hopin' for a girl.
So were my parents.
They got over it.
I i never really thought of you as musical Sir.
News flash, weenies.
It's been said that I sing like an angel.
Now, when do we get started? Yeah.
Can we just h-have a moment over here? Huddle.
Guys, what are we gonna do? The Juicer can't be in our band.
I'm already scared to go to school with the guy.
Now I'm scared to come to band practice, too? Can he really get juice out of anything? Hey! This job is taken.
I'll take that as a yes.
Ok, guys, I don't want to just push myself on you.
So let's be fair and vote.
All those who don't want me for the new lead singer of the band, speak now And you'll never speak again.
Ok.
Now that that's settled, what songs do you guys know? Well, we know Feelin' the love and lovin' the feelin'.
Don't you know any good head-squeezin' music? Don't you mean like Like head banging? It's like you don't know me at all.
All right.
I'm gonna roll, but tomorrow We rock! Get out! What's head-squeezing music sound like? Like 3 boys crying.
What? Who is that, Ray? Come on, we have a huge test tomorrow.
Yep.
That's our study group.
I thought we were our study group.
Courtney says that studying should be a party, so Bam! Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Let me see that backpack, 'cause you ain't gonna be usin' it.
Everybody, I have an announcement to make! Yeah, we're all gonna fail.
Yeah.
Maybe we better start hittin' those books.
Wait a second.
Wait, everybody.
Relax, please.
Ok? We can still have fun.
The night is young.
No, the night Is old.
Seriously, Ray, I think my curfew's, like, in 20 minutes.
Ok, ok, listen, please.
Just everybody, relax.
Ok? Courtney is my girl.
All right? I'll holler at her tomorrow, and tell her to postpone the test.
Meanwhile, we got a few minutes left.
We might as well make the most of it.
You're right.
You're right.
I'm gonna study, you know, just in case.
You go ahead and do that, and we'll try not to disturb you with our boogie down line! Man! You know I can't resist a boogie down line! Watch out, everybody! I'm comin' through.
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Man! That study party was out the heezy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too bad we're all gonna fail.
I can't fail.
I need good grades to make it into medical school.
Raven's gonna get this test postponed, right? You're gonna need a doctor if you don't calm down.
Everything's gonna be cool.
All right? Tell him everything's gonna be cool.
About that little test? Yeah.
Don't worry.
Listen, I'll talk to the teacher right now.
What it is, home skillet biscuit friend.
How you doin'? I'm doing great.
I love this job.
And, Raven, thank you so much for making my first day yesterday so special.
Well, girl, you know you a cool teacher.
And you know what would even make you even cooler is if you postpone the test till Tuesday.
Why would I do that? Why? See So, here's the thing.
We had that little study party that you we're talkin' about, and yo, it got out of control.
I tried to keep it under wraps.
I was, like, "you need to sit down and study.
" But you know how kids can be.
Raven, I'm sorry.
I i can't postpone the test.
Yeah, i i i i think you can.
Right? No.
I can't.
I hate to get all teachery on you, but I told you guys to study.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But you said to have a study party, so when you put "study" and "party" in the same sentence, normally your sister only hears the "party" part.
Yeah.
I hear ya.
Yeah.
Yeah, but you still have to take the test.
Ok.
Just do your best.
Man! So? And on your test, make sure you use a number 2 pencil.
Courtney, say I use, like, a number 4 pencil.
Would that, you know, double my grade? Only if you studied.
Man, curse that boogie train line! Where's Raven Baxter? We were just wonderin' the same thing.
When I spoke to her, she was really stressing out over this test.
We all are.
Is that true? Yeah.
Is anyone prepared? No.
Hey, this is really disappointing.
You know, I know Dr.
Stuckerman won't be happy, but, I mean, why give a test if everyone's gonna fail? So it's postponed? Yes But only until tomorrow.
You guys have one more day to really study.
Yeah.
Bad on you, bugs! Bugs? What bugs? Who are you? I you You can call me the exterminator! Isn't it weird that, like, every time something crazy happens, Raven's not here to see it? That's because she is Raven.
Well, good.
I wouldn't want her to miss this.
Hasta la vista, buggie! Grrr! I poke you out! He Von't be back now! No, he won't.
Hey! I don't see any bugs in here! No bugs? They're everywhere! They're crawling and scratching and chewing on his head! No! Get all the bugs away! Get away from him! Check this out.
Check this out.
Looks real? No.
Wait! The test isn't There's a spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Is she ok? I knew she would freak out like that.
She still runnin'.
Spider! Spider! Back to business.
As I promised Yo' test Is postponed.
With love, people, with with lovin'.
Raven, Courtney already postponed the test.
No way! Seriously, Ray.
She gave us an extra day to study.
Well, then I guess everything turned out all right.
Miss Dearborn, you're negligent and irresponsible.
You're fired.
My goodness.
Miss Dearborn's gonna get fired.
I hope it's not somethin' I did.
Man, I'm a nervous wreck.
I can't believe the Juicer's gonna be our new lead singer.
We started this band to get girls, not to get our heads juiced.
I was nervous enough about the girls.
Wish we didn't even start this stupid band.
That's it! That's it! Larry, all your whining and negativity has finally paid off.
Thank you? Look, think about it, guys.
The Juicer can't be in the band if there's no band to be in.
Cory and the boys are gonna break up.
Cory, we can't break up.
You made us sign a lifetime contract.
True, true.
But look, we can pretend to break up? The old "pretend you're breaking up to avoid getting juiced" trick.
I like it.
Little pigs, little pigs, let me in.
The Juicer! Look, look, ok? Look.
Just follow my lead, ok? Follow my lead.
Let's rock and roll! Now.
A 1! A 2! A 1-2-3-4! Stop! Out! Out! Stop! William, you stink! Me? You're the one smelling up this joint! I think both of you stink.
I can't work like this.
I quit.
I quit, too! Excuse me! I am the leader of this band! I quit first! Where are you weenies going? Sorry, Juicer man, looks like our band just broke up.
It worked.
He actually thinks we broke up.
We almost got stuck with the Juicer.
The man's delusional.
He really believes he can sing.
Like an angel, yet.
Gimme some.
Let's go.
Beautiful dreamer wake unto me starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee sounds of the rude world heard in the day lulled by the moonlight have all passed away he really does sing like an angel.
And we never give him a chance.
Shame on us.
I thought you crybabies broke up.
We did, but That's what bands do They break up, they cry, then they get back together, and they congratulate their new lead singer.
Come here, man.
Get off me! Get off of me! Get get Look, I don't need the drama, ok? I'm out of the band.
Good-bye, weenies.
Good-bye, weenies good-bye, weenies good-bye, weenies I'm still gonna juice your heads that had to be the most beautiful threat I have ever received.
Dr.
Stuckerman, please.
It wasn't miss Dearborn's fault.
Raven, am I really supposed to believe that you dress up in a ridiculous costume, throw rubber spiders around a room, just to have a test cancelled? Yes, yes! I do stuff like this all the time! That's so me! I know you'll say anything to protect your cool new teacher, and sure, I may not have shoes from Sassy's, but I also don't go around seeing imaginary spiders, jumping out of windows, and leaving classes unattended.
And in my book, that makes me cool.
You are so cool.
In your book, my book, you're the home skillet, principal, but listen, it wasn't an imaginary spider.
There are no spiders, real or imaginary, in this building, and do you know why? Because I keep this school spotless.
That's right.
Trust me.
The only spiders in this school are in the science lab, under lock and key.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting.
Right this way, miss Dearborn.
Before you go in there, I have to tell you something.
What is it, Raven? Run, man, run! I ran enough yesterday.
I mean, you've heard, I have a deathly fear of spiders.
The way you jumped through that window, you do.
It's ok, Raven.
I mean, I overreacted.
But I'm sure Dr.
Stuckerman will understand.
Miss Dearborn, you're negligent and irresponsible.
You're fired.
So what's up, Ray? How'd it go? She got fired, just like my vision.
It's all my fault.
Yes, it is.
I just couldn't convince Dr.
Stuckerman that that spider wasn't imaginary.
No, you couldn't.
And if he saw a real spider, he'd have to give Courtney her job back.
Yes, he would.
My goodness.
You're so right.
All I have to do is go down to the science lab.
You just gave me a great idea! Really? When you're done with it, can I have it back? You know, I don't really get those that often.
No, you don't.
Well Did you get the spider? No problem.
I thought it was locked.
Luckily, the key was in the lock.
Good morning, class.
I said good morning, class.
Good morning, Dr.
Stuckerman.
Bingo.
Miss Dearborn has decided that she needs to spend more time with her family, so I'll be taking over her class.
And the first order of business it making up that test that you missed.
That's right.
I got some business of my own.
Hey, you guys, the spider is gone.
What do you mean, the spider's gone? You guys, where did it go? Where'd it go? Hey, Ray, cute hat.
Did you get that at Sassy's what hat? The one moving on your head.
Wait.
Hats don't move.
Get it off me! Get it off! Hey, that's the real spider! Spider! I hate spiders! Out of my way! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Is he ok? Well, he's still running.
I think we'd better take a early lunch.
Wait.
We should find the spider first! You're right.
He has to be around here somewhere.
But you know what? It's ok.
He'll show up.
He will, so Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! Spider! We are so glad to have you back, Courtney.
Thank you.
Is Dr.
Stuckerman coming back? Actually, Dr.
Stuckerman's taking some time off to finish that novel he's, reading.
I hope you guys all studied for your test.
Yeah, I did, and I just wanted to apologize for the whole spider jumping through the window fiasco.
Yeah, let's not relive it.
Yeah, ok.
Although it was a good lesson for me on how desperate students can be to get out of a test.
Bear! Chels, it's ok.
Yeah.
Nice try, Eddie.
Now take your seat.
How'd she know I wasn't a bear? Well, for one thing, bears don't have zippers.
And, by the way, dude