Regular Show (2010) s04e21 Episode Script
A Bunch of Full Grown Geese
Hoagie Sandwich! Hoagie Sandwich! Squeeze out the Mustard, do it real quick! A dab of Mayo, too much'll be sick! Hope these veggies will make this valid! And don't forget the main ingredients so we don't confuse it with the salad! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat! Those ruffians! Now see here, geese.
Your behavior is most uncouth! Now I'm afraid- Hey quit it! PROTECT THE SANDWICH! WHY? Benson, somethin's gotta be done about those geese.
Pops is locked in his room crying! Yeah, we've been getting complaints.
They're highly territorial, war-like birds.
Luckily, I got a couple of guys who will be taking care of the problem.
Dude, awesome! Who is it? Couple of guys named Mordecai and Rigby.
What?! Maybe you don't understand, Benson.
These geese they're terrifying.
Terrifying! I don't wanna hear it! Do it or you're fired!! Man, you always say that.
You're all talk, Benson.
All right, dude, you ready? Here goes nothing.
It's working! Ready? Ready! Hey quit it! Uh! Smells like rotten eggs! Wait, Mordecai! Why? Why?! We need your help, Skips.
Ew! Rotten Egg Smell! I've got just the thing.
First, drive to the ocean No, we need your help with these crazy geese! Oh, no.
You're on your own with those things.
Aw Man, well what are we supposed to do? Well Geese and ducks are natural enemies.
You guys know any ducks? Ducks? Hello? Hey.
It's Mordecai.
Mordecai! Yo, other baby ducks, Mordecai is calling! Mordeco! How's it hanging? What's the word, Mordo? Good to hear from you, dude.
Hey, guys.
We got a problem with -- What's up, Mordecai? Uh, a problem with geese.
Aw, man.
Geese are the worst! Yeah, they make me sick.
Those guys are awful! You didn't use geese repellent or blankets, did you? Uh no.
Good.
'Cause that just makes them angrier.
Yeah, you'd have to be a complete chump to use those.
You want us to come and deal with them, man? Naw, that's okay.
We can do it ourselves.
Could you just tell us what we gotta do? You should use lasers! Lasers? Yeah, man.
Those losers hate la-sas.
La-la-la-la-lasers! La-la-la-la-lasers! Shine 'em in their facers! And watch 'em run awaysers! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Wooo! Tah-hah.
Yeah, thanks.
Uh, later, guys.
You didn't ask them for help? No, they got better things to do.
You guys still here? I can't believe it! They've taken other the entire lake! Looks like they've marked their territory! Aw, Sick! Let's do this! And Now! Dude, it's working! Yeayuh! Hey, weren't there fou- I thought lasers were supposed to work! Lasers do work! You just gotta use the right kind! Baby Ducks! We thought you losers would get in trouble! Geese! This lake isn't yours! Leave now! No! We are in the process of terraforming this lake for our own kind! We have removed all non-goose lifeforms and fertilized the soil! This lake is ours, duck! And if you want it, you'll have to come and take it! That can be arranged! Get down! Scrabble Missiles! We're gonna die! AHHH!!! Step off! Scrabble Missiles! Hey! That's our room! Now we will destroy everything you care about! Starting with this standard-definition T.
V.
! Which is really doing you a favor! Scrabble Missiles! NOO!!!! Is there any way we could help!? It'stoo dangerous.
We're not going to let you die! Yeah! Just tell us what to do! Very well.
Did you see what started our transformation? Uh fist pumping? Yes You must fist pump! Like this? No.
Really fist pump! fist pumping with everything you got! Maybe dial it back a bit Alright! Let's cook this goose! Dudes! Can you hear me? Yeah! Loud and clear! Sonic Shield! Rocket fist! Bam! Yes! Devert power to shoes! Draw Power Sword! Altitude decreasing.
Manual Sword Control.
Yeauya! Game over, Geese! Fools! The game of duck, duck, goose will never end! There will be future lakes! Future sandwiches to ruin! Hey Geese! STEP OFF!!! WOOAHHHH!!!! Awesome!!! Thanks dudes! We couldn't done it without you! Anytime! MORDECAI AND RIGBY! Hey Benson We got rid of the Geese! Yeah! And HALF the park along with 'em! And you four! Look at the damage you caused! Stop this right now! Mordecai and Rigby saved the Park! Quite possibly the world! You should be thanking them! And how dare you scold my children!? A grown man, yelling at Baby DucksYou should be ashamed of yourself! I I'm sorry ma'am ALRIGHT!
Your behavior is most uncouth! Now I'm afraid- Hey quit it! PROTECT THE SANDWICH! WHY? Benson, somethin's gotta be done about those geese.
Pops is locked in his room crying! Yeah, we've been getting complaints.
They're highly territorial, war-like birds.
Luckily, I got a couple of guys who will be taking care of the problem.
Dude, awesome! Who is it? Couple of guys named Mordecai and Rigby.
What?! Maybe you don't understand, Benson.
These geese they're terrifying.
Terrifying! I don't wanna hear it! Do it or you're fired!! Man, you always say that.
You're all talk, Benson.
All right, dude, you ready? Here goes nothing.
It's working! Ready? Ready! Hey quit it! Uh! Smells like rotten eggs! Wait, Mordecai! Why? Why?! We need your help, Skips.
Ew! Rotten Egg Smell! I've got just the thing.
First, drive to the ocean No, we need your help with these crazy geese! Oh, no.
You're on your own with those things.
Aw Man, well what are we supposed to do? Well Geese and ducks are natural enemies.
You guys know any ducks? Ducks? Hello? Hey.
It's Mordecai.
Mordecai! Yo, other baby ducks, Mordecai is calling! Mordeco! How's it hanging? What's the word, Mordo? Good to hear from you, dude.
Hey, guys.
We got a problem with -- What's up, Mordecai? Uh, a problem with geese.
Aw, man.
Geese are the worst! Yeah, they make me sick.
Those guys are awful! You didn't use geese repellent or blankets, did you? Uh no.
Good.
'Cause that just makes them angrier.
Yeah, you'd have to be a complete chump to use those.
You want us to come and deal with them, man? Naw, that's okay.
We can do it ourselves.
Could you just tell us what we gotta do? You should use lasers! Lasers? Yeah, man.
Those losers hate la-sas.
La-la-la-la-lasers! La-la-la-la-lasers! Shine 'em in their facers! And watch 'em run awaysers! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Zoop! Wooo! Tah-hah.
Yeah, thanks.
Uh, later, guys.
You didn't ask them for help? No, they got better things to do.
You guys still here? I can't believe it! They've taken other the entire lake! Looks like they've marked their territory! Aw, Sick! Let's do this! And Now! Dude, it's working! Yeayuh! Hey, weren't there fou- I thought lasers were supposed to work! Lasers do work! You just gotta use the right kind! Baby Ducks! We thought you losers would get in trouble! Geese! This lake isn't yours! Leave now! No! We are in the process of terraforming this lake for our own kind! We have removed all non-goose lifeforms and fertilized the soil! This lake is ours, duck! And if you want it, you'll have to come and take it! That can be arranged! Get down! Scrabble Missiles! We're gonna die! AHHH!!! Step off! Scrabble Missiles! Hey! That's our room! Now we will destroy everything you care about! Starting with this standard-definition T.
V.
! Which is really doing you a favor! Scrabble Missiles! NOO!!!! Is there any way we could help!? It'stoo dangerous.
We're not going to let you die! Yeah! Just tell us what to do! Very well.
Did you see what started our transformation? Uh fist pumping? Yes You must fist pump! Like this? No.
Really fist pump! fist pumping with everything you got! Maybe dial it back a bit Alright! Let's cook this goose! Dudes! Can you hear me? Yeah! Loud and clear! Sonic Shield! Rocket fist! Bam! Yes! Devert power to shoes! Draw Power Sword! Altitude decreasing.
Manual Sword Control.
Yeauya! Game over, Geese! Fools! The game of duck, duck, goose will never end! There will be future lakes! Future sandwiches to ruin! Hey Geese! STEP OFF!!! WOOAHHHH!!!! Awesome!!! Thanks dudes! We couldn't done it without you! Anytime! MORDECAI AND RIGBY! Hey Benson We got rid of the Geese! Yeah! And HALF the park along with 'em! And you four! Look at the damage you caused! Stop this right now! Mordecai and Rigby saved the Park! Quite possibly the world! You should be thanking them! And how dare you scold my children!? A grown man, yelling at Baby DucksYou should be ashamed of yourself! I I'm sorry ma'am ALRIGHT!