Will and Grace s04e22 Episode Script
Fagel Attraction
Anyway, I turned around to pick up my order and when I looked back my laptop was gone It was so pretty Titanium It went with everything he has It made me look thin and tall It had all of my work on it all of my memos, my briefs all of my e-mail! Sweetie, calm down It just a thing No object is that important - It had your DVD in it - Not Bring It On?! So, what are you going to do? You think you're gonna find it? Well, of course We'll seal off all the bridges and tunnels We'll scramble a couple of F16s out of McGuire Do you think this man finds you funny, Officer? Detective Hatch I-- I didn't realize you were here Maybe I should leave so you can continue acting like a schmuck in front of two citizens from New York - Come on.
Get out of here - Yes, sir I apologize for the officer He's picked up a little bit of an attitude since he's been a technical consultant on "NYPD Blue.
" (NYPD Blue : ¹Ì±¹ ABC ¹æ¼Û±¹¿¡¼ - I'm Detective Hatch - Uh, Will Truman What's the problem, Mr.
Truman? I got him the wrong muffin / Yeah I wanted the chocolate chip muffin She got me raisin Why didn't you get him the chocolate chip, ma'am? Well, I-- It-- Ok, it was the only one left and I wanted it! So I got Will the raisin and I bought the chocolate chip for myself and I ate it in the ladies' room Are you happy now?! I don't believe you! I've been talking about a chocolate chip muffin - since I woke up this morning! - Oh, get a life, Will It's a muffin! And it was good Let's take it easy Everybody's a little emotional here what with the robbery and the muffin Why don't you take it easy on your girlfriend? Hey, she's not my girlfriend Ok? My girlfriend wouldn't leave my laptop to eat a muffin in a bathroom stall! My girlfriend also wouldn't be a girl Oh Oh, I see Well, I guess, uh-- I guess I got everything here Is that your home number, Mr.
Truman? Yes.
Look, is there anything I can do to help? Because I'll do it Well, uh, we need more victims like you to get involved Hey, this victims is totally willing to get involved That's exactly how his last personal ad read All right, well I'll be in touch, and, uh ma'am, you might want to keep that purse closed Oh, oh, right, because now this is a crime scene No, because your friend might see that you got two other chocolate chip muffins in there Àª & ±×·¹À̽º (Fagel Attraction) ÀÚ¸· Á¦ÀÛ - ³×ÀÌÆ® µå ó¸ 24 ÀÚ¸·ÆÀ Will & Grace ÀÚ¸·ÆÀ Jack! Move your bunny slippers I'm trying to work on my presentation Not really my problem I'm trying to take care of my needs here, all right? Just a little something I learned in gay group therapy Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "four-gy" does not qualify as group therapy I'm talking about actual therapy You know, at first I thought group would be a great way to meet guys You know I love me some crazies But as it turns out I actually have a problem Would you like to know what it is? / Get out I'm too much of a giver That's right I give a little bit too much Always putting other people's needs before mine Well, no more! Before it used to be World, Jack Now it's Jack, World Hey, Jack world how about you move your Jack feet before I kick your Jack ass? Wow, you are toxic I think you need a little gay group therapy - Oh, hey, poodle - Hi, Kare I'd love to stay and fondle but Grace's mood ring is a filthy brown today Ok - One for the road? - Ok.
.
Hey, Kare did you bring me that sample I asked for? I sure did, honey Here you go Please, God, tell me that's not your urine Oh! Honey of course it isn't It's Rosario's This puppy has gotten me out of more jail time than you'll ever know Was that not right? Tile samples-- I needed you to bring my-- Ok.
Ok Ok, never mind Did you take the pictures of those stools I-- Wait! (stool : (µîÀÌ ¾ø´Â)ÀÇÀÚ Ç´Â ´ëº¯) Do not answer that Do not show me anything Knock knock I thought it was rude to eavesdrop, so I just came in Oh, hey-- Hey, Val Isn't that the loon from upstairs that likes to beat you up? - Yeah.
Get rid of her - Ok So, um, listen, Val I was just-- just bringing you your phone bill - 'cause they put it in my box - Ok, don't come any closer! The clump of hair that you ripped outis just starting to grow back in Oh, come on, silly I'm not like that anymore You are looking at a totally new me / Why? You finally working as a team with the people in your head? Well, kind of Actually, I'm on this amazing new psychotropic drug I mean, sure, I have no sex drive and I'm always dizzy but I think I could be a really good friend Here So what are you working on there, G-Dog? Um, it's a meditation room for this client I'm trying to land Wow That's nifty I'd sure love a room like that I'm surprised the court hasn't ordered you to be in a room like that Very funny! Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle! You're ticklish See? You know what? I miss this! I miss this so much Well, now, see here's the deal We could have this-- If you were not this-- All right Hey, can I take this? 'Cause some day you're gonna be really famous and I can say that I knew you when Sure, but you know, Val I really do need to get back to work Oh, sure I just wanted to come and let you know that I'm doing a lot better Is that your urine or mine? I confess When I first started gay group therapy I just thought it was a really great place to meet guys But now as I look around the room and I see you all looking back at me I realize it's not such a great place to meet guys Gavin the last time you shared you spoke about how your fear of rejection often leads you to make up elaborate stories in order to spend time with the men you find attractive How's that going? Well, I'm doing it again you know, and it's killing me I--I met this really good-looking guy today at this coffee shop and instead of asking him out I offered to help him find his stolen laptop Go on, Gavin Well, I don't know why I'm so shy with men You know, maybe it's because I came out so late in my life but, you know why can't I just say, you know "Hi, I'm Gavin You want a cup of coffee?" "A chocolate chip muffin?" Nah, I'm a mess Maybe a cookie will cheer you up, huh? Want a little cookie? Hmm? You know, I prefer the minis The cream-to-cookie ratio is just so much better for me You know? You got something in your teeth Whatever No, really Just stop it This really freaks me out I got--I got a thing about this, ok? So-- - Seriously? This freaks you out? - Stop this now, all right? Just stop it! I told-- Stop!Doctor-- Jack! You know Gavin has problems with food in teeth Now kindly respect that Sorry, Gavin Weirdo Gavin, what do you think your next move should be with this guy? Well, I like the guy You know, I want to go out with him and I think I should be totally honest I think I should stop all these stories and just tell him the truth A gay laptop-theft ring? You gotta be kidding me! No, I'm afraid so It looks like you're the latest victim Why would they want gay people's computers? Well, for one thing you know, they're organized very neat desktops usually have a carrying case You can dress it up or dress it down Anyway, that's not the point I thought we could do some surveillance We? Well, you said you wanted to get involved Yeah No, I'd love to I love police business You have terrific teeth-- Really clean Uh, let's go undercover Say, Saturday, eight-ish? Great Undercover, wow Hey, do I get to wear a wire? Will we be in dark alleys with really wet streets? I'm not afraid I'm just thinking about footwear I'm actually thinking of this hot gay club on 14th Street You know, obvious target Lots of laptop users there A club? You really think we're gonna find the perps there? "Perps.
" That's very cute And I think the meditation room will end up being your favorite room in the house Oh, every room is my favorite now that my wife has left me Well, let me paint a picture Imagine yourself in an oasis of calm A place where the world shuts down and the noise stops Yes Exactly Your cares melt away as you step onto the heated stone floor Mmm, a warmth envelops you from within You lose yourself as you listen to the soothing trickle of the Japanese rock fountain Oh which mingles harmoniously with the soothing trickle of the morphine drip Around you cabinets full of pills await your every mood Your turn Medi-ta-tion room not medi-ca-tion room You say "potato" Anyway, I hope you're getting a sense of what I'm trying to do Yeah, yeah, it's great I'd go with it right now but I promised another designer that I would hear her ideas, too Maybe you know her? She works right next door Next door? When did a designer move into the-- Hey, neighbs Vince? Whenever you're ready and I have a great idea for a meditation room Who's crazy now, huh, Grace? You you you you you you you you! I hate her I hate Val I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate anyone! - You hate your sister - Well, she's hateful! But besides her I don't hate anyone - You hate your doorman - Well, he calls me "kiddo" and clicks Besides my doorman and my sister I don't hate anyone - You hate Teri Hatcher - Oh, who doesn't?! (Å׸® ÇØó:Desperate HousewivesÀÇ ÁÖÀΰø) Ok, fine! So I hate a lot of people but I hate Val more! She stole my ideas, then she has the audacity to come in here and ask to see my carpet samples?! Oh, she was hitting on you?! No to use in her presentation and I told her no way is she borrowing my stuff Over my dead body! I think there's somebody back there stealing stuff! - I'm gonna hit her so hard!! - Honey, no! Just one in the face It's the only thing she responds to No, no, no Now come on.
Come on Come on.
Come on Now listen to me! If there's anything I've learned from studying the ancient Chinese art of t'ai chi it's that if you do it in the morning a couple hours later you're gonna want to do it again You know what I'm talking about? But if there's another thing I learned is that violence is never the answer You're right of course, of course you're right Oh ho! Come on, come on now! Now, the important thing is to blend in Remember we are two gay laptop users on a date - It's only a matter of time - All right Should I be wearing a bullet-proof vest? Or, considering this is a gay bar a bullet-proof leather vest? No, you look fine, Will You're doing the right thing If we had more people like you we'd get some of that scum off the streets Now, look at me like you love me What? Oh! Oh, I see Because the-- Right Ok, um how's this? I'm sorry It's just-- you--you looked like you were buying it Did I? You know I'm kinda surprised that anybody would bring their laptop to a bar - Hold my hand - Sure You know, but I guess gay people are more likely to come straight from the office with their laptops have a few drinks and that's when it happens That's a good observation You'd make a hell of a cop-- Perceptive, intelligent You got a set of eyes like two inviting pools of chocolate pudding Well, we look for that on the force Love this song Got a good beat I guess that would make us "good beat" cops You wanna dance? Oh! Oh, so that way we leave the laptops unattended Yeah, sure Whatever Hey, that guy looks suspicious He's in a gay bar eating a hot dog without any irony You stay right where you are I'm gonna try to get a better view Oh, yeah I can see a lot better from back here I want my baby back baby back, baby back I want my baby back baby back, baby back.
I want-- Oh, hey, honey - How you doing? - Great I took all my anger towards Val and I put it entirely into my work Well, maybe not entirely I did make a crank call to Teri Hatcher That's so funny, Vince! - Hi, Grace - Hey, G-Love Listen, I ran into Val in the lobby and she had an interesting idea to combine both of your presentations into the same meeting What do you think, huh? Well, um, you know I'm not really one to combine things I mean, I can't even eat my peas if they're touching the meat especially if the meat is crazy But--but if it will save you time then let's do it Yeah, let's do it 'Cause this woman has more talent in her little-boy breasts than you have in your whole body Ok, I have some sketches here for the living room I have some sketches, too, Vince but unfortunately they're up here in the ol' kanoodle Ok Why don't we now hear some ideas for the bedroom? Ok.
Well, first of all I think what we need to do in here is to-- Create an intimate feeling And I thought-- One way we could accomplish that is to upholster the walls with a lovely silk moir? .
.
silk moir? That will give the room a sense of luxury and it will also absorb some of the sound .
some of the sound Your other option, of course is to cover the walls with-- Stop it You stop it! You stop it! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! - You're a nutjob! - Ladies, ladies! Oh, ladies Vince I think these two ponies need to be hosed down Come out in the hallway for a minute while I talk to them, ok? - Yeah, sure - Thanks So what's the matter, Grace? You can't compete with another designer who actually has a little talent?! - You stole my ideas, freak show! - Oh, puh-leaze! You! Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come Come.
Come.
No, no, no, no Come on, ladies.
Stop it! Stop it right now, both of you! Come here.
Come here Come here right now Oh! Come here Whoa.
Now, listen to me! I'm ashamed of both of you If there is one thing that I have learned from studying the ancient Chinese art of t'ai chi is that violence is never the answer but sometimes it is T'ai chi! Is she out? She's out Ok.
Honey, you go get Vince I'll get rid of the body Uh, should we maybe go-- We should keep dancing The number-one lesson when you're on a stakeout is never change your spot if it's good Ok La la la la la.
La la la la la~~~ A-doobie doobie do-doo~~~ - Hey, that's annoying - Hang on.
Let me just get this out Oh! Feel a little awkward It's been a long time since I slow-danced with a cop whose gun is poking me in the back I hope Sh-sh-sh-sh-shh Yeah, you know actually I could use a drink Oh, yeah I'll get you one, honey Did--did you-- Did you just call me "honey"? Uh, cop talk It's the way we talk at the precinct-- Honey, sweetie, Sarge I'll get you a drink Oh, my God! We need to talk When were you gonna tell me you were dating freaky teeth guy?! "Freaky teeth guy"? You have no idea what you're getting yourself into I'd help you but it's not my problem Tell me about freaky teeth guy Let's see We got spinach dip, chives poppy seed bagel and chocolate chip cookies Uh, you got anything else? Oh, I'll just bring it anyway in case we change our minds You know, detective, I-- I have to confess Um at one point tonight when I was with you I kind of forgot we were even looking for my laptop I--I just felt like I was with you You know what I mean? I know what you mean The Sarge at the precinct had an expression for it-- Chemistry But you're not even gay Guess I'm barking up the wrong tree Woof! Woof! - You mean you're-- - Yes, I am I'm not gonna lie about it anymore because there's one thing-- Don't touch the dip Oh, I'm sorry.
I just need to nosh when I'm nervous Go on No, well, you know, the first time I saw you when this investigation began I wasn't sure-- I'm not kidding about the dip Just--I just want a little bit All right, Will I want you to drop the bagel and step away from the dip - Ok.
Maybe just one cookie - Why'd you do that?! - Problem, officer? - Oh! What's the matter, detective? Afraid you'll see some food in my teeth? Just like you're afraid to ask guys out so you make up some crazy story in order to spend time with them? Who told you that? Let's just say I know a little bird who sang Who?! La la la la la.
La la la la la La la la la la la-la la la? There is no gay laptop ring, is there?? No And cops don't call each other "honey"? No Or "sweetie"? One does Will, this is new to me You know, it's really hard I've never dated before Oh, please! You've already done the hard part You came out Now is when you're supposed to have a little fun Don't do this to yourself Just go and ask a guy out The worst he can say is no And even then you'll probably still get a little action I mean, we are guys That's good advice, Will Thank you So is there anything you want to ask me? I don't think so not with that crap on your teeth Take care
Get out of here - Yes, sir I apologize for the officer He's picked up a little bit of an attitude since he's been a technical consultant on "NYPD Blue.
" (NYPD Blue : ¹Ì±¹ ABC ¹æ¼Û±¹¿¡¼ - I'm Detective Hatch - Uh, Will Truman What's the problem, Mr.
Truman? I got him the wrong muffin / Yeah I wanted the chocolate chip muffin She got me raisin Why didn't you get him the chocolate chip, ma'am? Well, I-- It-- Ok, it was the only one left and I wanted it! So I got Will the raisin and I bought the chocolate chip for myself and I ate it in the ladies' room Are you happy now?! I don't believe you! I've been talking about a chocolate chip muffin - since I woke up this morning! - Oh, get a life, Will It's a muffin! And it was good Let's take it easy Everybody's a little emotional here what with the robbery and the muffin Why don't you take it easy on your girlfriend? Hey, she's not my girlfriend Ok? My girlfriend wouldn't leave my laptop to eat a muffin in a bathroom stall! My girlfriend also wouldn't be a girl Oh Oh, I see Well, I guess, uh-- I guess I got everything here Is that your home number, Mr.
Truman? Yes.
Look, is there anything I can do to help? Because I'll do it Well, uh, we need more victims like you to get involved Hey, this victims is totally willing to get involved That's exactly how his last personal ad read All right, well I'll be in touch, and, uh ma'am, you might want to keep that purse closed Oh, oh, right, because now this is a crime scene No, because your friend might see that you got two other chocolate chip muffins in there Àª & ±×·¹À̽º (Fagel Attraction) ÀÚ¸· Á¦ÀÛ - ³×ÀÌÆ® µå ó¸ 24 ÀÚ¸·ÆÀ Will & Grace ÀÚ¸·ÆÀ Jack! Move your bunny slippers I'm trying to work on my presentation Not really my problem I'm trying to take care of my needs here, all right? Just a little something I learned in gay group therapy Jack, inviting three hot guys over to your apartment for a "four-gy" does not qualify as group therapy I'm talking about actual therapy You know, at first I thought group would be a great way to meet guys You know I love me some crazies But as it turns out I actually have a problem Would you like to know what it is? / Get out I'm too much of a giver That's right I give a little bit too much Always putting other people's needs before mine Well, no more! Before it used to be World, Jack Now it's Jack, World Hey, Jack world how about you move your Jack feet before I kick your Jack ass? Wow, you are toxic I think you need a little gay group therapy - Oh, hey, poodle - Hi, Kare I'd love to stay and fondle but Grace's mood ring is a filthy brown today Ok - One for the road? - Ok.
.
Hey, Kare did you bring me that sample I asked for? I sure did, honey Here you go Please, God, tell me that's not your urine Oh! Honey of course it isn't It's Rosario's This puppy has gotten me out of more jail time than you'll ever know Was that not right? Tile samples-- I needed you to bring my-- Ok.
Ok Ok, never mind Did you take the pictures of those stools I-- Wait! (stool : (µîÀÌ ¾ø´Â)ÀÇÀÚ Ç´Â ´ëº¯) Do not answer that Do not show me anything Knock knock I thought it was rude to eavesdrop, so I just came in Oh, hey-- Hey, Val Isn't that the loon from upstairs that likes to beat you up? - Yeah.
Get rid of her - Ok So, um, listen, Val I was just-- just bringing you your phone bill - 'cause they put it in my box - Ok, don't come any closer! The clump of hair that you ripped outis just starting to grow back in Oh, come on, silly I'm not like that anymore You are looking at a totally new me / Why? You finally working as a team with the people in your head? Well, kind of Actually, I'm on this amazing new psychotropic drug I mean, sure, I have no sex drive and I'm always dizzy but I think I could be a really good friend Here So what are you working on there, G-Dog? Um, it's a meditation room for this client I'm trying to land Wow That's nifty I'd sure love a room like that I'm surprised the court hasn't ordered you to be in a room like that Very funny! Tickle-tickle-tickle-tickle! You're ticklish See? You know what? I miss this! I miss this so much Well, now, see here's the deal We could have this-- If you were not this-- All right Hey, can I take this? 'Cause some day you're gonna be really famous and I can say that I knew you when Sure, but you know, Val I really do need to get back to work Oh, sure I just wanted to come and let you know that I'm doing a lot better Is that your urine or mine? I confess When I first started gay group therapy I just thought it was a really great place to meet guys But now as I look around the room and I see you all looking back at me I realize it's not such a great place to meet guys Gavin the last time you shared you spoke about how your fear of rejection often leads you to make up elaborate stories in order to spend time with the men you find attractive How's that going? Well, I'm doing it again you know, and it's killing me I--I met this really good-looking guy today at this coffee shop and instead of asking him out I offered to help him find his stolen laptop Go on, Gavin Well, I don't know why I'm so shy with men You know, maybe it's because I came out so late in my life but, you know why can't I just say, you know "Hi, I'm Gavin You want a cup of coffee?" "A chocolate chip muffin?" Nah, I'm a mess Maybe a cookie will cheer you up, huh? Want a little cookie? Hmm? You know, I prefer the minis The cream-to-cookie ratio is just so much better for me You know? You got something in your teeth Whatever No, really Just stop it This really freaks me out I got--I got a thing about this, ok? So-- - Seriously? This freaks you out? - Stop this now, all right? Just stop it! I told-- Stop!Doctor-- Jack! You know Gavin has problems with food in teeth Now kindly respect that Sorry, Gavin Weirdo Gavin, what do you think your next move should be with this guy? Well, I like the guy You know, I want to go out with him and I think I should be totally honest I think I should stop all these stories and just tell him the truth A gay laptop-theft ring? You gotta be kidding me! No, I'm afraid so It looks like you're the latest victim Why would they want gay people's computers? Well, for one thing you know, they're organized very neat desktops usually have a carrying case You can dress it up or dress it down Anyway, that's not the point I thought we could do some surveillance We? Well, you said you wanted to get involved Yeah No, I'd love to I love police business You have terrific teeth-- Really clean Uh, let's go undercover Say, Saturday, eight-ish? Great Undercover, wow Hey, do I get to wear a wire? Will we be in dark alleys with really wet streets? I'm not afraid I'm just thinking about footwear I'm actually thinking of this hot gay club on 14th Street You know, obvious target Lots of laptop users there A club? You really think we're gonna find the perps there? "Perps.
" That's very cute And I think the meditation room will end up being your favorite room in the house Oh, every room is my favorite now that my wife has left me Well, let me paint a picture Imagine yourself in an oasis of calm A place where the world shuts down and the noise stops Yes Exactly Your cares melt away as you step onto the heated stone floor Mmm, a warmth envelops you from within You lose yourself as you listen to the soothing trickle of the Japanese rock fountain Oh which mingles harmoniously with the soothing trickle of the morphine drip Around you cabinets full of pills await your every mood Your turn Medi-ta-tion room not medi-ca-tion room You say "potato" Anyway, I hope you're getting a sense of what I'm trying to do Yeah, yeah, it's great I'd go with it right now but I promised another designer that I would hear her ideas, too Maybe you know her? She works right next door Next door? When did a designer move into the-- Hey, neighbs Vince? Whenever you're ready and I have a great idea for a meditation room Who's crazy now, huh, Grace? You you you you you you you you! I hate her I hate Val I'm the kind of person who doesn't hate anyone! - You hate your sister - Well, she's hateful! But besides her I don't hate anyone - You hate your doorman - Well, he calls me "kiddo" and clicks Besides my doorman and my sister I don't hate anyone - You hate Teri Hatcher - Oh, who doesn't?! (Å׸® ÇØó:Desperate HousewivesÀÇ ÁÖÀΰø) Ok, fine! So I hate a lot of people but I hate Val more! She stole my ideas, then she has the audacity to come in here and ask to see my carpet samples?! Oh, she was hitting on you?! No to use in her presentation and I told her no way is she borrowing my stuff Over my dead body! I think there's somebody back there stealing stuff! - I'm gonna hit her so hard!! - Honey, no! Just one in the face It's the only thing she responds to No, no, no Now come on.
Come on Come on.
Come on Now listen to me! If there's anything I've learned from studying the ancient Chinese art of t'ai chi it's that if you do it in the morning a couple hours later you're gonna want to do it again You know what I'm talking about? But if there's another thing I learned is that violence is never the answer You're right of course, of course you're right Oh ho! Come on, come on now! Now, the important thing is to blend in Remember we are two gay laptop users on a date - It's only a matter of time - All right Should I be wearing a bullet-proof vest? Or, considering this is a gay bar a bullet-proof leather vest? No, you look fine, Will You're doing the right thing If we had more people like you we'd get some of that scum off the streets Now, look at me like you love me What? Oh! Oh, I see Because the-- Right Ok, um how's this? I'm sorry It's just-- you--you looked like you were buying it Did I? You know I'm kinda surprised that anybody would bring their laptop to a bar - Hold my hand - Sure You know, but I guess gay people are more likely to come straight from the office with their laptops have a few drinks and that's when it happens That's a good observation You'd make a hell of a cop-- Perceptive, intelligent You got a set of eyes like two inviting pools of chocolate pudding Well, we look for that on the force Love this song Got a good beat I guess that would make us "good beat" cops You wanna dance? Oh! Oh, so that way we leave the laptops unattended Yeah, sure Whatever Hey, that guy looks suspicious He's in a gay bar eating a hot dog without any irony You stay right where you are I'm gonna try to get a better view Oh, yeah I can see a lot better from back here I want my baby back baby back, baby back I want my baby back baby back, baby back.
I want-- Oh, hey, honey - How you doing? - Great I took all my anger towards Val and I put it entirely into my work Well, maybe not entirely I did make a crank call to Teri Hatcher That's so funny, Vince! - Hi, Grace - Hey, G-Love Listen, I ran into Val in the lobby and she had an interesting idea to combine both of your presentations into the same meeting What do you think, huh? Well, um, you know I'm not really one to combine things I mean, I can't even eat my peas if they're touching the meat especially if the meat is crazy But--but if it will save you time then let's do it Yeah, let's do it 'Cause this woman has more talent in her little-boy breasts than you have in your whole body Ok, I have some sketches here for the living room I have some sketches, too, Vince but unfortunately they're up here in the ol' kanoodle Ok Why don't we now hear some ideas for the bedroom? Ok.
Well, first of all I think what we need to do in here is to-- Create an intimate feeling And I thought-- One way we could accomplish that is to upholster the walls with a lovely silk moir? .
.
silk moir? That will give the room a sense of luxury and it will also absorb some of the sound .
some of the sound Your other option, of course is to cover the walls with-- Stop it You stop it! You stop it! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! You're a nutjob! - You're a nutjob! - Ladies, ladies! Oh, ladies Vince I think these two ponies need to be hosed down Come out in the hallway for a minute while I talk to them, ok? - Yeah, sure - Thanks So what's the matter, Grace? You can't compete with another designer who actually has a little talent?! - You stole my ideas, freak show! - Oh, puh-leaze! You! Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Ladies! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come Come.
Come.
No, no, no, no Come on, ladies.
Stop it! Stop it right now, both of you! Come here.
Come here Come here right now Oh! Come here Whoa.
Now, listen to me! I'm ashamed of both of you If there is one thing that I have learned from studying the ancient Chinese art of t'ai chi is that violence is never the answer but sometimes it is T'ai chi! Is she out? She's out Ok.
Honey, you go get Vince I'll get rid of the body Uh, should we maybe go-- We should keep dancing The number-one lesson when you're on a stakeout is never change your spot if it's good Ok La la la la la.
La la la la la~~~ A-doobie doobie do-doo~~~ - Hey, that's annoying - Hang on.
Let me just get this out Oh! Feel a little awkward It's been a long time since I slow-danced with a cop whose gun is poking me in the back I hope Sh-sh-sh-sh-shh Yeah, you know actually I could use a drink Oh, yeah I'll get you one, honey Did--did you-- Did you just call me "honey"? Uh, cop talk It's the way we talk at the precinct-- Honey, sweetie, Sarge I'll get you a drink Oh, my God! We need to talk When were you gonna tell me you were dating freaky teeth guy?! "Freaky teeth guy"? You have no idea what you're getting yourself into I'd help you but it's not my problem Tell me about freaky teeth guy Let's see We got spinach dip, chives poppy seed bagel and chocolate chip cookies Uh, you got anything else? Oh, I'll just bring it anyway in case we change our minds You know, detective, I-- I have to confess Um at one point tonight when I was with you I kind of forgot we were even looking for my laptop I--I just felt like I was with you You know what I mean? I know what you mean The Sarge at the precinct had an expression for it-- Chemistry But you're not even gay Guess I'm barking up the wrong tree Woof! Woof! - You mean you're-- - Yes, I am I'm not gonna lie about it anymore because there's one thing-- Don't touch the dip Oh, I'm sorry.
I just need to nosh when I'm nervous Go on No, well, you know, the first time I saw you when this investigation began I wasn't sure-- I'm not kidding about the dip Just--I just want a little bit All right, Will I want you to drop the bagel and step away from the dip - Ok.
Maybe just one cookie - Why'd you do that?! - Problem, officer? - Oh! What's the matter, detective? Afraid you'll see some food in my teeth? Just like you're afraid to ask guys out so you make up some crazy story in order to spend time with them? Who told you that? Let's just say I know a little bird who sang Who?! La la la la la.
La la la la la La la la la la la-la la la? There is no gay laptop ring, is there?? No And cops don't call each other "honey"? No Or "sweetie"? One does Will, this is new to me You know, it's really hard I've never dated before Oh, please! You've already done the hard part You came out Now is when you're supposed to have a little fun Don't do this to yourself Just go and ask a guy out The worst he can say is no And even then you'll probably still get a little action I mean, we are guys That's good advice, Will Thank you So is there anything you want to ask me? I don't think so not with that crap on your teeth Take care