90210 s04e23 Episode Script
A Tale of Two Parties
You and I belong together.
You can overcome anything.
Maybe we're the ones that are meant to be together.
You slept with Silver.
She told you? No, you just did.
I knew about your faith, and I knew you were going into the priesthood, and I knew we couldn't be together.
I hope you don't feel like you made a mistake.
Annie, I'll never regret it.
Even Dixon wouldn't burn down a house and frame his roommate for it.
I had to do what I had to do to protect someone, okay? There's a lot more to that story that you don't know.
What is this for Dixon a prank gone wrong? I'd go to jail for prostitution.
I made real sacrifices for you.
I am asking you to step up and do what's right.
Having it come out that I was a prostitute is the last thing that I need.
Why would you give him a fake ID? Because I don't have a real one.
I'm in this country illegally.
Looks like I got a positive ID on the suspect in the 207.
There are really good guys out there.
Actually, I loved a really good guy once.
That mean you'll still plan my wedding? Yes, of course.
Here's the groom now.
Naomi, I'd like you to meet Max? I do.
Naomi.
What? I-I said I I do like it.
Oh.
A lot.
Good, good.
Sorry.
I just spaced out there for a second.
It's still a little crazy that I am planning your wedding.
I know.
Small world, huh? You were telling me about your business.
It's a software that helps Fortune 500 companies maximize their use of social media marketing in the B-to-B sector.
Our IPO raised $80 million.
Oh.
I do not understand a word you said up until $80 million, but that part sounds great.
I'm so happy for you.
Thanks.
I do think that you should take this jacket off and try the one that I had sent over earlier.
Okay.
There we go.
Take that off.
Yeah.
You must be pulling a lot of strings for this.
And I know it it seems a little fast, but ever since Madison and I met, it's just been this whirlwind romance.
Oh.
Well, I guess, when you know, you know, right? Max.
Yeah? Are you sure you're okay with me planning your wedding? I'm fine with it if you are.
Of course, yeah.
Honestly, I'm just concerned about Madison.
I mean, it must be hard for her with our history and all that.
No, don't worry about her.
She's not like you know, other girls.
She, uh she doesn't have a jealous bone in her body.
She's just sweet and happy.
Max? Honey, are you you okay? What's wrong? My maid of honor just called.
She has shingles.
My bachelorette party is tomorrow night.
Naomi, I'd hate to ask you've already done so much but would you mind hosting? Oh It's all planned.
All you'd have to do is make sure everything runs smoothly.
Planning your wedding is one thing, but hosting your bachelorette that's not weird for you? You mean because of you and Max? It's fine.
We all have a past.
In junior high, I was obsessed with Nick Carter.
- Oh.
- Yeah, we're talking Backstreet Boys locker shrine.
Like you and Max, it's ancient history.
Right, ancient history.
Good.
I'm glad we agree on that.
Then it's settled.
Thank you so much, Naomi.
You are just the best.
Or second best.
"Newcomer Liam Court "should stop trying to save the planet and go back to modeling underwear.
" Yeah.
Can we please change the subject? I don't want to think about the movie or the premiere.
Hey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
That night wasn't exactly great for me, either.
Why? What'd you burn down this time? I guess that's what everybody thinks.
I'm the arsonist who got kicked out of college.
Which makes it kind of hard to get a job.
Unless you want to give me one.
Thought you were, uh, managing Adrianna's new country music career.
No.
Not anymore.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Look, I hope you didn't invite me here to try to talk me into working together, because I really can't work with someone I don't trust.
Hey, I just wanted you to know that I got a call from Bruno Jacoby, and he wants to shoot your music video.
Are you kidding me? Nope.
And no matter what you think of me, I'm not the kind of guy who wouldn't pass that along.
So there you go.
And hey, man, I am sorry about your movie review.
I know what it's like to have everybody think you suck.
For the record, I thought you were the best part of that movie.
Yeah, thanks.
But it's not really the review I'm worried about.
It's Silver.
She's going through so much.
This is the last thing she needs.
How is she? I think she's still confused.
Good.
How is that good? 'Cause it means I have a shot.
As long as she doesn't know for sure what she wants, I'm going to keep fighting for what I want.
Excuse me.
Uh, do you happen to know where I could find Caleb Walsh? I really need to speak to him.
He quit the seminary.
He quit? Yes.
He said he feels he's no longer worthy of the cloth.
That's exactly what I was afraid of.
He's punishing himself for something that I did.
I am the terrible person, not him.
Can you just talk to him or, you know, forgive him or something? I can.
And God forgives without reservation.
But he needs to forgive himself, and with people, it's usually not that simple.
So what do you think? Is it country enough? I mean, yeah, the music's good.
Yeah? It's a little wordy, though.
Very funny.
See, that's my problem.
I need to come up with a good hook, and I'm so stumped.
Bruno Jacoby said that I need to write something personal and from the heart.
Maybe you can get some inspiration from my cancer strategy appointment.
There's a sad country song if I've ever heard one.
Believe it or not, that song would probably be a hit.
But I will look elsewhere.
Maybe something in this magazine, perhaps.
I can't believe I'm in the tabloids.
What has my life come to? Well, you look pretty.
The real question is "What will she choose? Bedroom eyes or bedroom abs?" Pretty sure both those guys hate me right now.
Picked a really good time to alienate my support system.
Hey.
Uh Hey, man.
What are you doing here? Uh, I'm looking for a job.
Oh.
Yeah, Ade cut me loose, and, you know, I didn't want to push her into anything.
So I got to find another way to make some money.
Hey, uh, listen, man.
I'm really sorry I was I was hard on you, you know, when you came back in town.
I guess I was just, uh, looking out for Dixon.
Yeah, I know.
It's cool, you know? It just sucks when an innocent party gets punished for something they didn't do.
Yeah.
What are you doing here? Don't you go to Princeton? No, not anymore.
I'm, uh, picking up a course schedule.
I'm enrolling at CU.
Nice.
Yeah, with what's going on with Silver, uh, think I should be here.
I mean, I just I heard what happened with her and Liam.
You're being a lot cooler about it than I would be.
I-I'm not going to lie it's-it's, uh it's not the best news I ever heard.
But it's not like she cheated on me.
She was just, uh, you know, in a vulnerable place.
If anyone's to blame, it's Liam.
I mean, he really took advantage of her.
Mm-hmm.
Like you said, punish the guilty party.
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
Hey, whoa! Max Miller.
What's going on? Max Miller 2.
0.
Hey, uh, what's this what's this about you getting married? Actually, that's why I'm here.
Uh, Naomi's hosting Madison's uh, my fiancée's bachelorette, and it just got me thinking that you guys should come to my bachelor party.
Dude, I'm honored.
I already talked to Liam, and-and he generously offered the Offshore.
Oh.
Yeah, Liam, uh he loves to share everything.
Austin, you should come, too.
You're serious? After everything that happened with Naomi, and you want me at your party? The band that I hired had to back out, and I know you got a lot of connections in the music industry, so I I thought maybe you could, uh, handle the entertainment.
Uh Yeah, I could do that.
Great.
Great.
Hey, I'm in.
All right, well, I'll see you both there.
Hey, congrats.
Thanks, man.
Really good to see you.
You, too.
Yeah.
All right, man.
Catch you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Time to punish the guilty.
Has anyone seen Diego Flores? Hey, buddy.
Excuse me.
Does does anybody here know Diego Flores? Please? Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ivy, right? Yeah.
Yeah, we all know Diego, all right? He's, uh he's our boy.
But, you know, none of these guys have papers, either, so they don't really want to be seen talking to you after what happened with Diego.
Okay, I never meant to get him in trouble.
All right? I turned myself in.
I-I agreed to their court-mandated therapy.
I mean, come on, maybe the police will work something t for him, too.
Diego's undocumented.
All right, they catch him, convict him of a felony, he's deported.
Come on, there has to be something that I can do here.
You're the whole reason he's hiding out in the first place.
All right, you've already caused enough trouble.
Leave him alone.
Look, if you really care about Diego, you'll never see him again.
Would you put down the implants? Naomi, this is a doctor's office, not Girls Gone Wild.
Oh, speaking of, I'm hosting Little Miss Perfect's bachelorette party tomorrow night.
You're all coming.
Wait.
Madison invited us? Well, apparently, she has no problem whatsoever with the fact that Max was once obsessed with me.
She says his friends are her friends, so yeah.
And she even wants Ade to sing.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Too sweet.
No one is that perfect, despite what Max thinks.
All right.
Is it possible that you may be and just hear me out a teensy bit jealous? Me, jealous? Um, I'm sorry, it's not like she's better than me.
She has flaws, too.
She just hides them better than most people.
Hmm.
Seriously, guys, what if she has some deep dark secret from her past or something.
I mean, I thought PJ was the second coming of Chris Pine, and look what happened with that.
Well, you've got a point there.
Exactly.
I have to figure out that girl's flaws.
For Max's sake.
Hi, Erin.
Hey.
I'm Dr.
Bronson.
So, I hear you're ready to talk about a surgery schedule.
Oh, uh, well, yeah, I'm not sure yet.
But until I take care of this, I feel like I'm a walking time bomb, you know? I understand.
It's nice that you have so much support.
Oh, we're just hear to help her pick out implants.
Personally, I think, go big or go home.
Um, choosing breast size is probably one of the easier parts.
But you have a lot you need to decide.
Like what? A preventative mastectomy won't affect your fertility.
But a lot of women put off having their ovaries removed until after they've had children.
But if she waits too long, then she could get ovarian cancer, right? The risks do increase with time.
But I thought she could have kids later if she freezes her eggs.
Fertilized embryos offer a greater success rate.
Are you currently in a relationship? Actually, she's in two.
No, I'm not in any relationship.
Is that a problem? No, not at all.
But if you were and you wanted to have children, it's optimal to do it before either surgery.
The good news is, once you decide what you want, you have a lot of choices.
Hi.
I'm looking for, uh, Erin Silver? She's still in with the doctor.
You can have a seat.
Great, thanks.
What are you doing here? I'm here for Silver.
Liam, I have this covered, okay? This has gone on a little too far, okay? You need to back off.
Look, I get that you're pissed.
But I'm not backing off until Silver tells me to.
Every time I come here for answers, I wind up leaving with a thousand more questions.
Oh, try not to worry.
You're not going through it alone.
Yeah, good thing you're in a doctor's office.
You won't have far to go when I break your face.
Are you kidding me? I've taken harder punches from my grandma.
Hey, guys, hey! What are you two doing here? Um, I'm here for you.
He just got here.
I was here for you ten minutes ago.
I can't do this right now.
Okay, what's the big emergency? And if you're going to try and get me on your side about the whole Silver thing, you can forget about it.
But seriously, Liam, really? I know it's 5:00 somewhere, but that's his sixth beer.
Caleb, are you drunk? For the first time in my life, I am no longer bound by the laws of virtue.
I know that you quit the seminary because of me, because of who I am and what I've done.
Annie, I didn't quit because of that.
I quit because I'm weak.
I broke my vow.
I gave in to temptation.
Well, even if that is true, do you really think that drinking is going to help? What do you recommend that I do, start a charity? Sell some tote bags? It didn't make you any happier, did it? We both made mistakes, and we have to deal with the consequences.
Nice.
What, you and your boyfriend just kickin' back, sipping on some brews? What, no crazies need committing today? Look, Caleb really was just trying to help, Ivy.
You were the one who introduced Caleb into my life, all right? And if he hadn't had me committed to that mental ward, well, then Diego never would have busted me out of it, in which case, he wouldn't currently be hiding from the cops, while I'm here wondering if I'm ever even going to see him again.
What do you mean? I can't find him, all right? His friends won't tell me where he is, I mean, he's lost everything and it's all because of me.
Do you have any idea how that feels? I never even got to say good-bye.
Ivy, I never Whether you meant to or not, Annie, you got to be a little bit more careful when you're messing with somebody else's life.
So bachelorette in an aquarium with, uh, lemonade.
Maybe Madison's big, deep, dark secret is that she's eight.
I'm gonna loosen this party up a little bit and find out.
Okay, everyone, it is time for bride and groom trivia.
You thought of all your questions, they're in the hat and now, after a sip of this, Madison, your first question.
Okay.
Oh, this one is a little racy.
Nice, ladies.
"Where did Madison first kiss Max?" On the cheek! True.
I forgot my question.
Oopsie.
There you go.
Okay.
"What is the dirtiest thing Madison has ever done?" I know this! At sleepaway camp, she and Fritzy snuck into the boys' side one night and drilled holes in the bottom of all their canoes! Well, that's scandalous, isn't it? Ha! Next question.
"How many kids "do Max and Madison want to have?" You guys! I'm not even married yet.
I don't want to think about kids.
I'm going to get some air.
Three boys and three girls.
Hey.
Did you know that the male sea horse carries all the little baby sea horses? Really? Yeah.
Mom just gives up her eggs and lets the guy do all the work.
Wow! Way to go female sea horses! Yeah.
Can I ask you something? Yeah, of course.
What was it like to be pregnant with Maisy? I mean, you were there.
Yeah, but I remember reading the letter that you wrote her when she was just a day old.
And you said something about having two heartbeats inside of you.
Yeah.
I mean, as scary as it was knowing that she was growing, the first time that I felt her kick Yeah.
It was the most amazing experience in my life.
Want to hear something crazy? Yeah.
When I thought I was pregnant, I was totally freaked out and overwhelmed.
But when I found out that it was just a false alarm I sort of missed it.
That's not so crazy.
Okay? Sometimes it takes a loss to show us what we really want.
Like, with me and you.
When things were bad between us, all I could think of was trying to get our friendship back.
I'm glad that you never gave up on us.
Me, too.
Welcome to the jungle.
You really tricked out the Offshore.
I hardly recognize it.
Well, you know, I thought now that I have a little money, it might be nice to treat my friends.
Yeah, you sure have a lot of them, huh? Well to tell you the truth, I don't really know all of these guys.
I mean, I think some of them work for me, but my assistant sent out the invite.
Yeah, I guess when you're a huge success, everyone wants a piece of you.
Must be hard to know who your real friends are.
Uh, speaking of fake friends.
Max, what's up? Hey.
This is, uh, Caleb.
Hey.
Hey, man.
So, this party has an open bar, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bless you.
You invited a drunk priest to a bachelor party? He's been here all day.
He was too drunk to let him leave.
Max, you've done well for yourself.
Hey, what about you? I mean, you're, uh, I mean, I'd trade all my stock options to make out with an alien.
Yeah, well, you might feel differently once you read the reviews.
Yeah, it's kind of hard to believe they hated your performance.
I mean, this guy has so much experience pretending to be my friend all these years.
See, he's just upset because I slept with Silver and now she can't get me out of her head.
Wow.
I-I've been a little out of the loop.
Oh, no, you haven't missed anything.
He's still the same jerk he was in high school.
The guy who thinks he can get any girl he wants, but, uh, we're not in high school anymore.
Guys, come on.
Can we just, we just have some fun? Yeah, hey, I could have some fun kicking your ass at darts.
All right, you know what? You're on.
This is your night.
Thanks, man.
Good luck.
Okay, that was awkward.
Um, hey Can we, maybe we should get the band to start playing.
There's no band.
What? You said you were handling the entertainment.
I did.
This is a bachelor party, right? This lemonade is so yummers! Yes, it's yummerama.
Give me, give me There you go.
Ooh.
Sit, sit.
Are you ready to sing? Yeah.
Okay, listen, no love songs, please.
If I have to hear how in love she is one more time, I'm going to impale myself with a butter knife.
You got it.
Hey, okay, so it's this one right here.
All right.
Thanks.
Hey, everyone, this is a song I've been working on about my ex.
Well, I don't miss your kiss It left me cold as ice And I don't like your jokes I laughed to be polite But now it's just a chore And I'm over it, and I'm bored, I don't want you Now, I don't want you anymore 'Cause you said you loved me, but that's not true You don't love no one but you And I won't crumble to floor 'Cause I don't want you Anymore I don't want you anymore Ah, ah I don't want you, I don't want you Ah, ah I don't want you Anymore I don't want you Anymore.
That was badass.
Who knew she had it in her? I taped the whole thing.
I think you found the hook to your song.
Thanks, guys.
Adrianna, right? Yeah.
You are my new favorite singer! You are uh-may-zing! Face it, Naomi, she's an angel and she has no secrets.
Well, then it's time to give her one.
Oh, my God.
It's Nick Carter! Oh, my God, it's really him! I can't believe it! Nick Carter? Well, I take it you're the huge fan Naomi's been telling me about.
I can't believe you're really here.
Nick's an old friend.
I wanted to give you an early wedding present.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
Naomi, this is incredible of you.
It's my pleasure! Hey, why don't you two have some drinks, get to know each other? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I am so sorry.
Oh, man, that's sticky as hell.
You know what? The waitstaff have extra shirts in the storage room.
Madison, why don't you go help him? That was the fakest drink spill I've ever seen.
What are you up to? Okay, that little girl is not as perfect as Max thinks she is.
She's super wasted right now, and judging by my own experience when super wasted, if I put temptation in her path, she will pounce on it.
And what screams temptation more than a Backstreet Boy with his shirt off? Corner pocket.
What the hell is wrong with me?! You suck at pool almost as much as you suck at darts.
What's next? You know what? Enough of these kids' games, okay? If we're gonna have a real contest, it's gonna involve booze.
You really think you can outdrink me? You realize I own this bar? Oh, I went to college.
For two months.
Dude, I went to a bar every Thursday after study group, okay? Now I'm gonna drink you under the table, Princeton-style.
Let's do this.
Ivy, there you are.
I've been looking for you everywhere.
Uh, take this.
You need to go.
But where, Annie? What's at Pier 41? The Naomi.
She gave PJ back the ring, but she kept the boat.
I thought it'd be the safest place to send Diego.
I actually do know what it feels like to think that you ruined someone else's life.
But maybe this will help.
You didn't get to say good-bye, and now you can.
Thank you, Annie.
I mean, really, this is No, don't thank me, just go.
Right.
Did I just see you talking to Nick Carter? What is he doing here? Is he going to sing, too? My guess is he's giving a more private performance to one of his biggest fans right about now.
Gotcha! So after that, Max started calling me "Bubbles," and then for my birthday, he got me these pajamas with these little soap bubbles all over it Naomi! Hey! Look, I really wish that I could hear the rest of this excellent story, but see, I promised Naomi that I'd help her with anything.
Anything at all.
Just, uh, it was nice meeting you.
Congrats again.
The only thing you were doing in here is talking about Max? Excuse us.
Um Okay, game over, Sneaky Spice.
What are you talking about? You still have feelings for Max, don't you? I mean, that's why you got that poor girl drunk and tried to tempt her with Nick Carter.
No, no, no, it's like I told you, I was trying to protect Max.
If she's capable of cheating on him, he needs to know that before he marries her.
This is nothing wrong with her, okay? She doesn't have some deep, dark flaw.
The only thing wrong with that girl is that she's not you.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I know how hard it is to get over someone.
I mean, look at me, I'm still writing music about Dixon.
And, yeah, you can throw yourself into your work, you can get engaged to a billionaire, but you're still in love with Max.
You've always been in love with Max.
Okay, okay, I'm still in love with Max.
Then that's what he needs to know before he marries her.
It was nice meeting you.
Hey.
Oh, hello.
Thanks for coming down.
Yeah, of course.
Why wouldn't I come? Well, I am the guy that burned down your sorority house.
Right.
Well, accidents happen.
Besides, I am so late on my sorority dues, and I've got a trip planned to Amsterdam with the girls this summer.
Got to get on that.
Well, hey, uh If you're looking to make a little extra, how much entertainment does this buy? Austin! I don't I don't know what you've heard.
I mean, I know there's a lot of crazy rumors going around, but we are just here and paid to have fun, look pretty, tell jokes.
Bree, hey.
I'm a customer.
Okay, why would I tell someone? Okay.
Well, maybe I can see if, um, one of the girls might be interested in that.
I don't want one of the girls.
I want you.
Really? Yeah.
Listen, I've always had kind of a thing for you.
You know, but I'm not looking for a long relationship.
I just, uh, want to have some fun, no strings attached.
Okay.
Maybe I could make an exception.
There's a room in the back.
Give me a minute.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me get ready.
I just wish we could sail away and go live on a deserted island somewhere or something.
At least they won't be looking for you in the middle of the ocean.
We could catch our dinner with a spear and start talking to a volleyball like Tom Hanks in Cast Away.
Yeah, maybe no volleyballs.
We'll have each other.
It does feel like that's all we need, huh? What if I came with you? No.
Ivy, listen to me.
If you miss your therapy sessions, you'll get in trouble, too.
Maybe in, like, a year or so, when all this blows over, I can tell you where I am, but if they catch me, they're going to send me back to Mexico.
I haven't been there since I was two.
The U.
S.
is the only home I've ever known.
I cannot stand that this is happening because of me, Diego.
Because you did something nice for me.
Because you cared about me.
Listen, it probably would have been better for both of us if I had just told you that.
But at least Annie's given me a chance to do it right.
I love you, Ivy.
I love you, too.
What took you so long? What's the rush? We've got all night.
Aw.
All night, huh? Mm-hmm.
What's that going to cost me? A lady doesn't talk dollars and cents, sir.
Well, I'm not paying you to be a lady.
Come on, Bree, this isn't my first barbecue.
I like to know what I'm getting up front.
Okay.
$5,000.
$5,000.
That's a lot of money.
Well, you won't be disappointed.
Oh.
It's funny, you're so cute, I probably would have done it for free.
LAPD.
We got a tip that there is some illegal activity going on here; you're under arrest.
What? You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you Hey, guys.
I think, uh, we've all had plenty to drink tonight.
Let's just call it a night, huh? You might as well give up; You're not gonna win.
You'd love that, huh? You You think you're so much better than me, huh? There's one thing that you are not better at, and that's being what Silver needs.
You always got to be the hero, don't you? You're drunk.
Do you really care about her? Or do you just want to be with her so you can save her? That's what you did with Annie and then that girl, Jane, and what's-her-face, Vanessa.
And now you're doing it again.
But you know what, Liam? Those reviews, they were right.
You suck at being the hero in your stupid movie and in real life.
You set me up.
I thought we were friends.
Well, I think that friendship ended when you tried to frame Dixon for that fire.
Payback's a bitch.
Oh, yeah.
Officer, you should know all of those boys in there, they're all underage.
Hold up.
Payback is a bitch.
Everyone, I'm gonna need to see your IDs.
Naomi, come quick; Madison's drunk.
She's trying to set the fish free.
It's not fair to keep you guys cooped up like this.
Uh-oh.
Put the bat down, ma'am.
Okay, sharkies, I'm saving you! Sharkies! Oh, my God.
Swim free; the ocean's not far.
You can make it.
She never would have done that if she hadn't had six lemonades.
Six? Give or take.
Even drunk, she was trying to do something nice.
Yup.
How can I tell Max I still love him now? It makes me an even more horrible person.
Hey, I got your sweet, innocent fiancée drunk and then arrested.
Oh, but I still have feelings for you.
What's the point? I can't tell him.
I can't even look him in the eye.
Max? Caleb? Excuse me, I'm looking for Caleb Walsh.
He came in with all the guys from the bachelor party.
He's 21, so we released him.
Oh.
Austin? What is going on? And why is Bree here? Because this stupid idiot got me arrested for prostitution.
She was gonna let me roast for that Kappa fire forever.
I had to find some way to make her pay.
Well, I'm not the only one who's gonna pay.
Annie is just as involved in this as I am.
You're bringing me down, I'm bringing her down with me.
I'll make you a deal, Bree.
You tell the cops you started that fire, and I'll tell them that you and I are dating, and I didn't pay you for sex.
Why would I do that? 'Cause you'd rather be known for this one mistake than as the Madame of CU.
That sort of thing follows you around your whole life.
Think about it.
I am taking you to booking.
Ladies first.
Come on.
Officer, I have a confession to make.
It's about the Kappa fire.
Austin, you really didn't need to go through all of this.
I mean, you could have just told Ade the truth.
Why do you keep protecting me? I guess it's because, uh, the thing you did for Dixon, the thing you're so ashamed of, you did out of love.
I respect that.
What happened to you guys? We had h drinking contest.
What was the prize? Massive hangover? It was you.
Oh, you guys are unbelievable.
This is my life.
I'll be the one who decides what happens in it, okay? And what's your decision? Yeah, come on, Silver.
Just neither of us are gonna give up until you make a choice.
Fine, want to know what I want? I want to have a baby.
I want to be pregnant, and I want to experience everything.
And if I'm gonna do it, I have to do it right now, so which one of you is up for that? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Austin, wait.
Hey, what are you still doing here? I heard Bree confessed to the Kappa fire.
It wasn't you.
You were just trying to cover for Dixon.
Yeah, crazy stuff, huh? I'm really sorry for all the things I said about not being able to trust you and for you just being out for yourself.
It's cool.
You know, I just, uh, want to get on with my life.
Well, I might be able to help you do that.
Will you please be my manager again? I sang a song tonight that I'm pretty sure is our first hit.
Take a look.
Hey.
I went looking for you at the jail, but they said that they released you.
Hoped I'd find you here.
Old habits die hard.
When I feel bad, I come here.
You were right about me.
I-I started that charity because I just needed to feel better 'cause I couldn't forgive myself.
But I have now because what I did for my brother, I did out of love.
And that's a sign of strength, not weakness.
I'd do it all over again.
Annie.
Wait, Annie.
Caleb, you have to forgive yourself now because what we did, we did out of love, too.
And that doesn't make you weak or unworthy.
Can you honestly say you wouldn't do it again? Hey, sorry, can we talk to you guys? Uh, what's going on? Uh, we think we figured out a way to buy Diego a little bit more time.
Police won't touch me if I take sanctuary in a church.
As long as I'm within the walls of a holy place, I'm safe.
So, come on, would you help us? They let you out.
I posted everyone' bail, and, uh, we have to appear in court.
I think Well, between us smelling like a speakeasy and Madison smelling like a fish hatchery, they probably just wanted us out of there.
Max, I'm sorry I let everything get out of control tonight.
It's not your fault.
Madison's a great girl.
She's great.
Yeah.
She has pure intentions, a kind heart.
I see why you're marrying her.
When you know, you know, right? I don't know.
W-What? What if we're moving too fast? What do you think? I mean, you know me.
You always did.
Am I making a mistake? Oh, my God, I have never been so embarrassed.
Or so cold.
Naomi, I am so sorry I went all fish commando.
I swear, I am never drinking again.
Can we stop on the way home? I have this weird craving for chili cheese fries.
Yeah, I'll get you a big batch of them.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You can overcome anything.
Maybe we're the ones that are meant to be together.
You slept with Silver.
She told you? No, you just did.
I knew about your faith, and I knew you were going into the priesthood, and I knew we couldn't be together.
I hope you don't feel like you made a mistake.
Annie, I'll never regret it.
Even Dixon wouldn't burn down a house and frame his roommate for it.
I had to do what I had to do to protect someone, okay? There's a lot more to that story that you don't know.
What is this for Dixon a prank gone wrong? I'd go to jail for prostitution.
I made real sacrifices for you.
I am asking you to step up and do what's right.
Having it come out that I was a prostitute is the last thing that I need.
Why would you give him a fake ID? Because I don't have a real one.
I'm in this country illegally.
Looks like I got a positive ID on the suspect in the 207.
There are really good guys out there.
Actually, I loved a really good guy once.
That mean you'll still plan my wedding? Yes, of course.
Here's the groom now.
Naomi, I'd like you to meet Max? I do.
Naomi.
What? I-I said I I do like it.
Oh.
A lot.
Good, good.
Sorry.
I just spaced out there for a second.
It's still a little crazy that I am planning your wedding.
I know.
Small world, huh? You were telling me about your business.
It's a software that helps Fortune 500 companies maximize their use of social media marketing in the B-to-B sector.
Our IPO raised $80 million.
Oh.
I do not understand a word you said up until $80 million, but that part sounds great.
I'm so happy for you.
Thanks.
I do think that you should take this jacket off and try the one that I had sent over earlier.
Okay.
There we go.
Take that off.
Yeah.
You must be pulling a lot of strings for this.
And I know it it seems a little fast, but ever since Madison and I met, it's just been this whirlwind romance.
Oh.
Well, I guess, when you know, you know, right? Max.
Yeah? Are you sure you're okay with me planning your wedding? I'm fine with it if you are.
Of course, yeah.
Honestly, I'm just concerned about Madison.
I mean, it must be hard for her with our history and all that.
No, don't worry about her.
She's not like you know, other girls.
She, uh she doesn't have a jealous bone in her body.
She's just sweet and happy.
Max? Honey, are you you okay? What's wrong? My maid of honor just called.
She has shingles.
My bachelorette party is tomorrow night.
Naomi, I'd hate to ask you've already done so much but would you mind hosting? Oh It's all planned.
All you'd have to do is make sure everything runs smoothly.
Planning your wedding is one thing, but hosting your bachelorette that's not weird for you? You mean because of you and Max? It's fine.
We all have a past.
In junior high, I was obsessed with Nick Carter.
- Oh.
- Yeah, we're talking Backstreet Boys locker shrine.
Like you and Max, it's ancient history.
Right, ancient history.
Good.
I'm glad we agree on that.
Then it's settled.
Thank you so much, Naomi.
You are just the best.
Or second best.
"Newcomer Liam Court "should stop trying to save the planet and go back to modeling underwear.
" Yeah.
Can we please change the subject? I don't want to think about the movie or the premiere.
Hey, I'm just trying to lighten the mood.
That night wasn't exactly great for me, either.
Why? What'd you burn down this time? I guess that's what everybody thinks.
I'm the arsonist who got kicked out of college.
Which makes it kind of hard to get a job.
Unless you want to give me one.
Thought you were, uh, managing Adrianna's new country music career.
No.
Not anymore.
Hi.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Look, I hope you didn't invite me here to try to talk me into working together, because I really can't work with someone I don't trust.
Hey, I just wanted you to know that I got a call from Bruno Jacoby, and he wants to shoot your music video.
Are you kidding me? Nope.
And no matter what you think of me, I'm not the kind of guy who wouldn't pass that along.
So there you go.
And hey, man, I am sorry about your movie review.
I know what it's like to have everybody think you suck.
For the record, I thought you were the best part of that movie.
Yeah, thanks.
But it's not really the review I'm worried about.
It's Silver.
She's going through so much.
This is the last thing she needs.
How is she? I think she's still confused.
Good.
How is that good? 'Cause it means I have a shot.
As long as she doesn't know for sure what she wants, I'm going to keep fighting for what I want.
Excuse me.
Uh, do you happen to know where I could find Caleb Walsh? I really need to speak to him.
He quit the seminary.
He quit? Yes.
He said he feels he's no longer worthy of the cloth.
That's exactly what I was afraid of.
He's punishing himself for something that I did.
I am the terrible person, not him.
Can you just talk to him or, you know, forgive him or something? I can.
And God forgives without reservation.
But he needs to forgive himself, and with people, it's usually not that simple.
So what do you think? Is it country enough? I mean, yeah, the music's good.
Yeah? It's a little wordy, though.
Very funny.
See, that's my problem.
I need to come up with a good hook, and I'm so stumped.
Bruno Jacoby said that I need to write something personal and from the heart.
Maybe you can get some inspiration from my cancer strategy appointment.
There's a sad country song if I've ever heard one.
Believe it or not, that song would probably be a hit.
But I will look elsewhere.
Maybe something in this magazine, perhaps.
I can't believe I'm in the tabloids.
What has my life come to? Well, you look pretty.
The real question is "What will she choose? Bedroom eyes or bedroom abs?" Pretty sure both those guys hate me right now.
Picked a really good time to alienate my support system.
Hey.
Uh Hey, man.
What are you doing here? Uh, I'm looking for a job.
Oh.
Yeah, Ade cut me loose, and, you know, I didn't want to push her into anything.
So I got to find another way to make some money.
Hey, uh, listen, man.
I'm really sorry I was I was hard on you, you know, when you came back in town.
I guess I was just, uh, looking out for Dixon.
Yeah, I know.
It's cool, you know? It just sucks when an innocent party gets punished for something they didn't do.
Yeah.
What are you doing here? Don't you go to Princeton? No, not anymore.
I'm, uh, picking up a course schedule.
I'm enrolling at CU.
Nice.
Yeah, with what's going on with Silver, uh, think I should be here.
I mean, I just I heard what happened with her and Liam.
You're being a lot cooler about it than I would be.
I-I'm not going to lie it's-it's, uh it's not the best news I ever heard.
But it's not like she cheated on me.
She was just, uh, you know, in a vulnerable place.
If anyone's to blame, it's Liam.
I mean, he really took advantage of her.
Mm-hmm.
Like you said, punish the guilty party.
- Yeah.
- Hey, guys.
Hey, whoa! Max Miller.
What's going on? Max Miller 2.
0.
Hey, uh, what's this what's this about you getting married? Actually, that's why I'm here.
Uh, Naomi's hosting Madison's uh, my fiancée's bachelorette, and it just got me thinking that you guys should come to my bachelor party.
Dude, I'm honored.
I already talked to Liam, and-and he generously offered the Offshore.
Oh.
Yeah, Liam, uh he loves to share everything.
Austin, you should come, too.
You're serious? After everything that happened with Naomi, and you want me at your party? The band that I hired had to back out, and I know you got a lot of connections in the music industry, so I I thought maybe you could, uh, handle the entertainment.
Uh Yeah, I could do that.
Great.
Great.
Hey, I'm in.
All right, well, I'll see you both there.
Hey, congrats.
Thanks, man.
Really good to see you.
You, too.
Yeah.
All right, man.
Catch you later.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Time to punish the guilty.
Has anyone seen Diego Flores? Hey, buddy.
Excuse me.
Does does anybody here know Diego Flores? Please? Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ivy, right? Yeah.
Yeah, we all know Diego, all right? He's, uh he's our boy.
But, you know, none of these guys have papers, either, so they don't really want to be seen talking to you after what happened with Diego.
Okay, I never meant to get him in trouble.
All right? I turned myself in.
I-I agreed to their court-mandated therapy.
I mean, come on, maybe the police will work something t for him, too.
Diego's undocumented.
All right, they catch him, convict him of a felony, he's deported.
Come on, there has to be something that I can do here.
You're the whole reason he's hiding out in the first place.
All right, you've already caused enough trouble.
Leave him alone.
Look, if you really care about Diego, you'll never see him again.
Would you put down the implants? Naomi, this is a doctor's office, not Girls Gone Wild.
Oh, speaking of, I'm hosting Little Miss Perfect's bachelorette party tomorrow night.
You're all coming.
Wait.
Madison invited us? Well, apparently, she has no problem whatsoever with the fact that Max was once obsessed with me.
She says his friends are her friends, so yeah.
And she even wants Ade to sing.
Oh, that's so sweet.
Too sweet.
No one is that perfect, despite what Max thinks.
All right.
Is it possible that you may be and just hear me out a teensy bit jealous? Me, jealous? Um, I'm sorry, it's not like she's better than me.
She has flaws, too.
She just hides them better than most people.
Hmm.
Seriously, guys, what if she has some deep dark secret from her past or something.
I mean, I thought PJ was the second coming of Chris Pine, and look what happened with that.
Well, you've got a point there.
Exactly.
I have to figure out that girl's flaws.
For Max's sake.
Hi, Erin.
Hey.
I'm Dr.
Bronson.
So, I hear you're ready to talk about a surgery schedule.
Oh, uh, well, yeah, I'm not sure yet.
But until I take care of this, I feel like I'm a walking time bomb, you know? I understand.
It's nice that you have so much support.
Oh, we're just hear to help her pick out implants.
Personally, I think, go big or go home.
Um, choosing breast size is probably one of the easier parts.
But you have a lot you need to decide.
Like what? A preventative mastectomy won't affect your fertility.
But a lot of women put off having their ovaries removed until after they've had children.
But if she waits too long, then she could get ovarian cancer, right? The risks do increase with time.
But I thought she could have kids later if she freezes her eggs.
Fertilized embryos offer a greater success rate.
Are you currently in a relationship? Actually, she's in two.
No, I'm not in any relationship.
Is that a problem? No, not at all.
But if you were and you wanted to have children, it's optimal to do it before either surgery.
The good news is, once you decide what you want, you have a lot of choices.
Hi.
I'm looking for, uh, Erin Silver? She's still in with the doctor.
You can have a seat.
Great, thanks.
What are you doing here? I'm here for Silver.
Liam, I have this covered, okay? This has gone on a little too far, okay? You need to back off.
Look, I get that you're pissed.
But I'm not backing off until Silver tells me to.
Every time I come here for answers, I wind up leaving with a thousand more questions.
Oh, try not to worry.
You're not going through it alone.
Yeah, good thing you're in a doctor's office.
You won't have far to go when I break your face.
Are you kidding me? I've taken harder punches from my grandma.
Hey, guys, hey! What are you two doing here? Um, I'm here for you.
He just got here.
I was here for you ten minutes ago.
I can't do this right now.
Okay, what's the big emergency? And if you're going to try and get me on your side about the whole Silver thing, you can forget about it.
But seriously, Liam, really? I know it's 5:00 somewhere, but that's his sixth beer.
Caleb, are you drunk? For the first time in my life, I am no longer bound by the laws of virtue.
I know that you quit the seminary because of me, because of who I am and what I've done.
Annie, I didn't quit because of that.
I quit because I'm weak.
I broke my vow.
I gave in to temptation.
Well, even if that is true, do you really think that drinking is going to help? What do you recommend that I do, start a charity? Sell some tote bags? It didn't make you any happier, did it? We both made mistakes, and we have to deal with the consequences.
Nice.
What, you and your boyfriend just kickin' back, sipping on some brews? What, no crazies need committing today? Look, Caleb really was just trying to help, Ivy.
You were the one who introduced Caleb into my life, all right? And if he hadn't had me committed to that mental ward, well, then Diego never would have busted me out of it, in which case, he wouldn't currently be hiding from the cops, while I'm here wondering if I'm ever even going to see him again.
What do you mean? I can't find him, all right? His friends won't tell me where he is, I mean, he's lost everything and it's all because of me.
Do you have any idea how that feels? I never even got to say good-bye.
Ivy, I never Whether you meant to or not, Annie, you got to be a little bit more careful when you're messing with somebody else's life.
So bachelorette in an aquarium with, uh, lemonade.
Maybe Madison's big, deep, dark secret is that she's eight.
I'm gonna loosen this party up a little bit and find out.
Okay, everyone, it is time for bride and groom trivia.
You thought of all your questions, they're in the hat and now, after a sip of this, Madison, your first question.
Okay.
Oh, this one is a little racy.
Nice, ladies.
"Where did Madison first kiss Max?" On the cheek! True.
I forgot my question.
Oopsie.
There you go.
Okay.
"What is the dirtiest thing Madison has ever done?" I know this! At sleepaway camp, she and Fritzy snuck into the boys' side one night and drilled holes in the bottom of all their canoes! Well, that's scandalous, isn't it? Ha! Next question.
"How many kids "do Max and Madison want to have?" You guys! I'm not even married yet.
I don't want to think about kids.
I'm going to get some air.
Three boys and three girls.
Hey.
Did you know that the male sea horse carries all the little baby sea horses? Really? Yeah.
Mom just gives up her eggs and lets the guy do all the work.
Wow! Way to go female sea horses! Yeah.
Can I ask you something? Yeah, of course.
What was it like to be pregnant with Maisy? I mean, you were there.
Yeah, but I remember reading the letter that you wrote her when she was just a day old.
And you said something about having two heartbeats inside of you.
Yeah.
I mean, as scary as it was knowing that she was growing, the first time that I felt her kick Yeah.
It was the most amazing experience in my life.
Want to hear something crazy? Yeah.
When I thought I was pregnant, I was totally freaked out and overwhelmed.
But when I found out that it was just a false alarm I sort of missed it.
That's not so crazy.
Okay? Sometimes it takes a loss to show us what we really want.
Like, with me and you.
When things were bad between us, all I could think of was trying to get our friendship back.
I'm glad that you never gave up on us.
Me, too.
Welcome to the jungle.
You really tricked out the Offshore.
I hardly recognize it.
Well, you know, I thought now that I have a little money, it might be nice to treat my friends.
Yeah, you sure have a lot of them, huh? Well to tell you the truth, I don't really know all of these guys.
I mean, I think some of them work for me, but my assistant sent out the invite.
Yeah, I guess when you're a huge success, everyone wants a piece of you.
Must be hard to know who your real friends are.
Uh, speaking of fake friends.
Max, what's up? Hey.
This is, uh, Caleb.
Hey.
Hey, man.
So, this party has an open bar, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bless you.
You invited a drunk priest to a bachelor party? He's been here all day.
He was too drunk to let him leave.
Max, you've done well for yourself.
Hey, what about you? I mean, you're, uh, I mean, I'd trade all my stock options to make out with an alien.
Yeah, well, you might feel differently once you read the reviews.
Yeah, it's kind of hard to believe they hated your performance.
I mean, this guy has so much experience pretending to be my friend all these years.
See, he's just upset because I slept with Silver and now she can't get me out of her head.
Wow.
I-I've been a little out of the loop.
Oh, no, you haven't missed anything.
He's still the same jerk he was in high school.
The guy who thinks he can get any girl he wants, but, uh, we're not in high school anymore.
Guys, come on.
Can we just, we just have some fun? Yeah, hey, I could have some fun kicking your ass at darts.
All right, you know what? You're on.
This is your night.
Thanks, man.
Good luck.
Okay, that was awkward.
Um, hey Can we, maybe we should get the band to start playing.
There's no band.
What? You said you were handling the entertainment.
I did.
This is a bachelor party, right? This lemonade is so yummers! Yes, it's yummerama.
Give me, give me There you go.
Ooh.
Sit, sit.
Are you ready to sing? Yeah.
Okay, listen, no love songs, please.
If I have to hear how in love she is one more time, I'm going to impale myself with a butter knife.
You got it.
Hey, okay, so it's this one right here.
All right.
Thanks.
Hey, everyone, this is a song I've been working on about my ex.
Well, I don't miss your kiss It left me cold as ice And I don't like your jokes I laughed to be polite But now it's just a chore And I'm over it, and I'm bored, I don't want you Now, I don't want you anymore 'Cause you said you loved me, but that's not true You don't love no one but you And I won't crumble to floor 'Cause I don't want you Anymore I don't want you anymore Ah, ah I don't want you, I don't want you Ah, ah I don't want you Anymore I don't want you Anymore.
That was badass.
Who knew she had it in her? I taped the whole thing.
I think you found the hook to your song.
Thanks, guys.
Adrianna, right? Yeah.
You are my new favorite singer! You are uh-may-zing! Face it, Naomi, she's an angel and she has no secrets.
Well, then it's time to give her one.
Oh, my God.
It's Nick Carter! Oh, my God, it's really him! I can't believe it! Nick Carter? Well, I take it you're the huge fan Naomi's been telling me about.
I can't believe you're really here.
Nick's an old friend.
I wanted to give you an early wedding present.
Well, it's nice to meet you.
Naomi, this is incredible of you.
It's my pleasure! Hey, why don't you two have some drinks, get to know each other? Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I am so sorry.
Oh, man, that's sticky as hell.
You know what? The waitstaff have extra shirts in the storage room.
Madison, why don't you go help him? That was the fakest drink spill I've ever seen.
What are you up to? Okay, that little girl is not as perfect as Max thinks she is.
She's super wasted right now, and judging by my own experience when super wasted, if I put temptation in her path, she will pounce on it.
And what screams temptation more than a Backstreet Boy with his shirt off? Corner pocket.
What the hell is wrong with me?! You suck at pool almost as much as you suck at darts.
What's next? You know what? Enough of these kids' games, okay? If we're gonna have a real contest, it's gonna involve booze.
You really think you can outdrink me? You realize I own this bar? Oh, I went to college.
For two months.
Dude, I went to a bar every Thursday after study group, okay? Now I'm gonna drink you under the table, Princeton-style.
Let's do this.
Ivy, there you are.
I've been looking for you everywhere.
Uh, take this.
You need to go.
But where, Annie? What's at Pier 41? The Naomi.
She gave PJ back the ring, but she kept the boat.
I thought it'd be the safest place to send Diego.
I actually do know what it feels like to think that you ruined someone else's life.
But maybe this will help.
You didn't get to say good-bye, and now you can.
Thank you, Annie.
I mean, really, this is No, don't thank me, just go.
Right.
Did I just see you talking to Nick Carter? What is he doing here? Is he going to sing, too? My guess is he's giving a more private performance to one of his biggest fans right about now.
Gotcha! So after that, Max started calling me "Bubbles," and then for my birthday, he got me these pajamas with these little soap bubbles all over it Naomi! Hey! Look, I really wish that I could hear the rest of this excellent story, but see, I promised Naomi that I'd help her with anything.
Anything at all.
Just, uh, it was nice meeting you.
Congrats again.
The only thing you were doing in here is talking about Max? Excuse us.
Um Okay, game over, Sneaky Spice.
What are you talking about? You still have feelings for Max, don't you? I mean, that's why you got that poor girl drunk and tried to tempt her with Nick Carter.
No, no, no, it's like I told you, I was trying to protect Max.
If she's capable of cheating on him, he needs to know that before he marries her.
This is nothing wrong with her, okay? She doesn't have some deep, dark flaw.
The only thing wrong with that girl is that she's not you.
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I know how hard it is to get over someone.
I mean, look at me, I'm still writing music about Dixon.
And, yeah, you can throw yourself into your work, you can get engaged to a billionaire, but you're still in love with Max.
You've always been in love with Max.
Okay, okay, I'm still in love with Max.
Then that's what he needs to know before he marries her.
It was nice meeting you.
Hey.
Oh, hello.
Thanks for coming down.
Yeah, of course.
Why wouldn't I come? Well, I am the guy that burned down your sorority house.
Right.
Well, accidents happen.
Besides, I am so late on my sorority dues, and I've got a trip planned to Amsterdam with the girls this summer.
Got to get on that.
Well, hey, uh If you're looking to make a little extra, how much entertainment does this buy? Austin! I don't I don't know what you've heard.
I mean, I know there's a lot of crazy rumors going around, but we are just here and paid to have fun, look pretty, tell jokes.
Bree, hey.
I'm a customer.
Okay, why would I tell someone? Okay.
Well, maybe I can see if, um, one of the girls might be interested in that.
I don't want one of the girls.
I want you.
Really? Yeah.
Listen, I've always had kind of a thing for you.
You know, but I'm not looking for a long relationship.
I just, uh, want to have some fun, no strings attached.
Okay.
Maybe I could make an exception.
There's a room in the back.
Give me a minute.
Okay.
Yeah.
Let me get ready.
I just wish we could sail away and go live on a deserted island somewhere or something.
At least they won't be looking for you in the middle of the ocean.
We could catch our dinner with a spear and start talking to a volleyball like Tom Hanks in Cast Away.
Yeah, maybe no volleyballs.
We'll have each other.
It does feel like that's all we need, huh? What if I came with you? No.
Ivy, listen to me.
If you miss your therapy sessions, you'll get in trouble, too.
Maybe in, like, a year or so, when all this blows over, I can tell you where I am, but if they catch me, they're going to send me back to Mexico.
I haven't been there since I was two.
The U.
S.
is the only home I've ever known.
I cannot stand that this is happening because of me, Diego.
Because you did something nice for me.
Because you cared about me.
Listen, it probably would have been better for both of us if I had just told you that.
But at least Annie's given me a chance to do it right.
I love you, Ivy.
I love you, too.
What took you so long? What's the rush? We've got all night.
Aw.
All night, huh? Mm-hmm.
What's that going to cost me? A lady doesn't talk dollars and cents, sir.
Well, I'm not paying you to be a lady.
Come on, Bree, this isn't my first barbecue.
I like to know what I'm getting up front.
Okay.
$5,000.
$5,000.
That's a lot of money.
Well, you won't be disappointed.
Oh.
It's funny, you're so cute, I probably would have done it for free.
LAPD.
We got a tip that there is some illegal activity going on here; you're under arrest.
What? You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say or do can and will be held against you Hey, guys.
I think, uh, we've all had plenty to drink tonight.
Let's just call it a night, huh? You might as well give up; You're not gonna win.
You'd love that, huh? You You think you're so much better than me, huh? There's one thing that you are not better at, and that's being what Silver needs.
You always got to be the hero, don't you? You're drunk.
Do you really care about her? Or do you just want to be with her so you can save her? That's what you did with Annie and then that girl, Jane, and what's-her-face, Vanessa.
And now you're doing it again.
But you know what, Liam? Those reviews, they were right.
You suck at being the hero in your stupid movie and in real life.
You set me up.
I thought we were friends.
Well, I think that friendship ended when you tried to frame Dixon for that fire.
Payback's a bitch.
Oh, yeah.
Officer, you should know all of those boys in there, they're all underage.
Hold up.
Payback is a bitch.
Everyone, I'm gonna need to see your IDs.
Naomi, come quick; Madison's drunk.
She's trying to set the fish free.
It's not fair to keep you guys cooped up like this.
Uh-oh.
Put the bat down, ma'am.
Okay, sharkies, I'm saving you! Sharkies! Oh, my God.
Swim free; the ocean's not far.
You can make it.
She never would have done that if she hadn't had six lemonades.
Six? Give or take.
Even drunk, she was trying to do something nice.
Yup.
How can I tell Max I still love him now? It makes me an even more horrible person.
Hey, I got your sweet, innocent fiancée drunk and then arrested.
Oh, but I still have feelings for you.
What's the point? I can't tell him.
I can't even look him in the eye.
Max? Caleb? Excuse me, I'm looking for Caleb Walsh.
He came in with all the guys from the bachelor party.
He's 21, so we released him.
Oh.
Austin? What is going on? And why is Bree here? Because this stupid idiot got me arrested for prostitution.
She was gonna let me roast for that Kappa fire forever.
I had to find some way to make her pay.
Well, I'm not the only one who's gonna pay.
Annie is just as involved in this as I am.
You're bringing me down, I'm bringing her down with me.
I'll make you a deal, Bree.
You tell the cops you started that fire, and I'll tell them that you and I are dating, and I didn't pay you for sex.
Why would I do that? 'Cause you'd rather be known for this one mistake than as the Madame of CU.
That sort of thing follows you around your whole life.
Think about it.
I am taking you to booking.
Ladies first.
Come on.
Officer, I have a confession to make.
It's about the Kappa fire.
Austin, you really didn't need to go through all of this.
I mean, you could have just told Ade the truth.
Why do you keep protecting me? I guess it's because, uh, the thing you did for Dixon, the thing you're so ashamed of, you did out of love.
I respect that.
What happened to you guys? We had h drinking contest.
What was the prize? Massive hangover? It was you.
Oh, you guys are unbelievable.
This is my life.
I'll be the one who decides what happens in it, okay? And what's your decision? Yeah, come on, Silver.
Just neither of us are gonna give up until you make a choice.
Fine, want to know what I want? I want to have a baby.
I want to be pregnant, and I want to experience everything.
And if I'm gonna do it, I have to do it right now, so which one of you is up for that? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Austin, wait.
Hey, what are you still doing here? I heard Bree confessed to the Kappa fire.
It wasn't you.
You were just trying to cover for Dixon.
Yeah, crazy stuff, huh? I'm really sorry for all the things I said about not being able to trust you and for you just being out for yourself.
It's cool.
You know, I just, uh, want to get on with my life.
Well, I might be able to help you do that.
Will you please be my manager again? I sang a song tonight that I'm pretty sure is our first hit.
Take a look.
Hey.
I went looking for you at the jail, but they said that they released you.
Hoped I'd find you here.
Old habits die hard.
When I feel bad, I come here.
You were right about me.
I-I started that charity because I just needed to feel better 'cause I couldn't forgive myself.
But I have now because what I did for my brother, I did out of love.
And that's a sign of strength, not weakness.
I'd do it all over again.
Annie.
Wait, Annie.
Caleb, you have to forgive yourself now because what we did, we did out of love, too.
And that doesn't make you weak or unworthy.
Can you honestly say you wouldn't do it again? Hey, sorry, can we talk to you guys? Uh, what's going on? Uh, we think we figured out a way to buy Diego a little bit more time.
Police won't touch me if I take sanctuary in a church.
As long as I'm within the walls of a holy place, I'm safe.
So, come on, would you help us? They let you out.
I posted everyone' bail, and, uh, we have to appear in court.
I think Well, between us smelling like a speakeasy and Madison smelling like a fish hatchery, they probably just wanted us out of there.
Max, I'm sorry I let everything get out of control tonight.
It's not your fault.
Madison's a great girl.
She's great.
Yeah.
She has pure intentions, a kind heart.
I see why you're marrying her.
When you know, you know, right? I don't know.
W-What? What if we're moving too fast? What do you think? I mean, you know me.
You always did.
Am I making a mistake? Oh, my God, I have never been so embarrassed.
Or so cold.
Naomi, I am so sorry I went all fish commando.
I swear, I am never drinking again.
Can we stop on the way home? I have this weird craving for chili cheese fries.
Yeah, I'll get you a big batch of them.
Whoa.
Whoa.