Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s04e23 Episode Script
The Hard Easy
[MOUSE SQUEAKS.]
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
FINN: Are you getting all bit up by mosquitos? I don't know.
I'm getting bit up by something.
Man, I can't believe you said this was a good swimming hole.
I said it might be good.
It's not, though.
- True.
- Wanna just go? - Yeah.
This place smells like green beans.
- My name's Woobeewoo.
- Oh, whoa.
I need your help.
My people are in trouble.
I'm a Mudscamp.
Yeah, Woobeewoo.
Of course we'll help.
Why didn't you just say something before? I'm shy.
It took me a while to work up the nerve.
Oh, right on.
You good now? We'll see.
Come.
I'll take you to my village.
Here we are -- the village of my people.
It doesn't have an official name, but I call it "South Woobeewoo.
" [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
Uh, this way.
This is the village elder.
He'll fill you in on the deets.
Greetings, heroes.
[SQUISH!.]
Bleh! Oh! Ugh! I'm so sorry about that.
You know, we -- we secrete stink-oil all day out of our awful-sauce glands.
You know, I guess I should have warned you.
Anyway, let me cut the cheese.
- Cut to the chase.
- Yes.
You know, I mean, of course, cut to the chase.
I mean, for many -- for many moons now, our village has been under siege by the Megafrog.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
[CROAKS, ROARS.]
He's 100 stories of 110% like fresh out the grease.
I mean, he cases us all up and down, from first base to home, trying to eat us alive.
We -- we've always managed to escape, but it's crazy scary.
I mean, w-what if you got ate? Think about it.
All alone in a stomach full of acid.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.]
"Mommy! Mommy, mommy, help me!" "Billy, is that you?" "Mommy, you sound exactly -- Mommy, you sound exactly like me! Mommy, you sound exactly like me!" "Billy, uh" [NORMAL VOICE.]
Anyway, if this keeps up, we'll have to move to the city and get jobs.
We don't know how -- how to do anything cool.
Look, see? The-- they're already practicing, the poor fools.
They don't know what they're in for.
Whoa! Relax, buddy! You're talking to the right couple of guys.
Yeah, man.
Me and Jake will bust this Megafrog up right up his bumblestop! [WHISTLES.]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION.]
That is excellent news.
I mean, here, take this, please.
It's not much, but -- but it's all we have.
It's -- it's a bag of lollies.
That's nice.
Thanks, man.
Now, farewell, heroes.
We're counting on you -- for reals! [SNIFFING.]
Hmm.
Getting anything? Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
Could just be some footprints or old doody.
Word.
Hey, I have an idea.
We can use those lollipops to leave a trail.
That way we won't get lost out here.
Yeah, that's a great idea, man.
I was just gonna throw 'em all on the ground anyway.
Womp.
Womp.
Womp.
Womp.
[SNIFFS.]
This way.
The thing with frogs is they got a real subtle smell.
It's kind of like when you open a new thing of, um, CD-Rs.
Like electric celery? Yeah but subtler.
Mm-hmm! Just as I suspected.
Sweet.
These will take us right to him.
[CHUCKLING.]
Come on, Jake! [CHUCKLING.]
[CHUCKLING.]
Oh, ha ha! Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Hmm.
Huh.
We've passed this butt tree like three times.
Oh, yeah.
We should probably backtrack -- get reoriented and all that.
Word.
Wait, these prints are all messed up.
Whoa! Yeah.
Guess we better follow the lollipops back.
- Where's those at? - We ran out a while ago.
Sna-a-a-p.
Totally lost.
Dang! Do you think maybe the Megafrog made all those footprints on purpose so we'd use up all our lollies and get totally lost? What? Nah, man.
Frogs are mighty dumb.
You know that.
He's probably running around like that 'cause he's lost.
[CHUCKLES.]
Plus, we're not even lost.
I just got to stretch up past these trees and see where we're at.
[RUSTLE!.]
Dang! It's all misty.
It's kind of nice up here, though.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
[SCREAMS.]
[GROANS.]
Man, forget that! I can't see anything through that mess.
Plus, I got struck by lightning! We're gonna have to set up camp and wait out the storm.
Cool.
I call fire patrol! Yeah, me, too! [CHUCKLES.]
Do you remember how to make a fire with sticks? Yeah, man.
It's easy.
Uh rub 'em together, right? Oh, yeah.
I don't think it's working, man.
I think I saw some guy do it like this once.
That's not it.
I think you're onto something, though.
Yeah, here we go.
[BLOWING.]
Friction! Come on, boys! Come on! Mwah! I don't know.
You just gotta get some momentum going.
[SWISH! SWISH! SWISH! SWISH!.]
Ouch! [MUFFLED.]
Glob-globbing stick! Glob-globbing swamp! [THUNDER CRASHES.]
[SCREAMING.]
Oh, hey, you got the fire going.
Right on.
- Jake, how did you -- - [ROARS.]
What the? It's the Megafrog! Quick, put the fire out! [FIZZLE!.]
[RUSTLE!.]
Jake, look.
[RUSTLE!.]
FINN: He's just sitting there.
What's he doing out there? I don't know, but let's pound him while he's vulnerable.
Okay, sweetles.
Ow! What? [CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK!.]
Whoa! Oh, yeah! [SCREECHING!.]
[BOOM!.]
[THUD!.]
[THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!.]
[WHOOSH!.]
[BOOM!.]
[SCREECHING CONTINUES.]
Wha? Jake, wake up.
Look.
Ow, my head hurts.
Look at that thing.
Oh, what?! Yeah.
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey, whoa! That gives me a great idea! We could make a Finn and Jake out of sticks and stuff and lure the Megafrog out here then badonk him right while he's all confused.
[CHUCKLES.]
- Yeah.
That's a great idea, man.
That's a great idea, Jake.
Fuh, fuh-fuh.
Fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh.
Fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh.
What? What is it, Jake? F-F-F-Fro-o-o-g! Wha? [SCREAMS.]
Jake, run! Aah! Aah! Aah! Jake, stretch us out of here! [SCREAMING.]
Come on, Jake! [SCREAMS.]
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
[BOTH GRUNT.]
Ow.
Jake, let's hide in this cave! Hmm? Shmow town, dude! That guy's gonna dingle our bones into tapioca pudding! Finn, that is gross, man! Don't use language like that! [BOOM! BOOM! THUD!.]
[SQUISH!.]
[SQUISH!.]
[ROARS.]
Chop that! [CRASH!.]
[WHOOSH!.]
[THUD!.]
[ROARS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Aah! He's eating me! Aah! Gently eating me! No teeth! Mostly tongue! Hmm? Hmm.
I need your help.
My people are in trouble.
I'm shy.
I mean, he chases us all up and down, from first base to home.
We've always managed to escape.
Getting anything? Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
I'm shy.
First base.
Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
- I'm shy.
- It's hard to make out.
Hmm.
That's it! Jake, wait! [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Sick, dude! Huh? I know how to stop him! [GRUNTING.]
[PANTING.]
Nyah chow! [CREAK!.]
[ROARS.]
[SMOOCH!.]
[SMACK!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[SHING!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[SLOOP!.]
[SHING! SHING!.]
[POW! POW!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[WHOOSH! ZING!.]
[WHOOSH! ZING!.]
[SHING!.]
Aah! This is rad! I'm hot again! Thanks, little dudes! I really appreciate it.
I don't get it, though.
I kissed just about everything I could get my lips on.
How come it only worked with you? You can't break your own curse by kissing somebody.
Somebody's gotta kiss you.
- Oh.
Weird.
Well, thanks, man.
I don't know a lot of dudes who'd do that to help a guy out.
Whatevs.
[LAUGHING.]
[SHING!.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree ICE KING: Ugh! Where the turds is my demonic wishing eye?! Ugh! I've looked everywhere! Aw! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: What is it, girl? [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: You know where it is? Lead the way! Oh, boy, this is just wonderful! Hmm.
Ah, you just want me to brush you! You know this brush is for princesses only! [RUSTLE!.]
[SNIFFS DEEPLY.]
Ahh, princesses only -- no gunthers! What are my options here? HmmHmm, hmm.
Oh! Gunther! What is your damage today?! Ooh! Wizard market! [HUMMING.]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING.]
"WIZ" [GRUNTS.]
[BEEPING.]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
Hey! You're really peeving me off, Gunther! Go stand in the corner! [SQUEAKING.]
I said stand in the corner.
Ugh, you make me sick.
[WHOOSH!.]
Try not to break anything while I'm gone! [WHOOSH!.]
[WIND WHISTLING.]
[SQUEAKING.]
[WARBLING.]
Meow! [SMOOCH!.]
[BEEP.]
[WARBLING.]
FINN: Gunther? UhJake, we gots penguins.
JAKE: [SNORING.]
Hmm, huh? Hmm? Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
FINN: Come on, you guys, get off me now.
Wah, wah! Grah! ALL: Wah, wah, grah! FINN: Jake? JAKE: Huh? [GRUNTS.]
Hey! Hyah! Now, shoo, you little creeps! Oh, this is unusual.
FINN: [GASPS.]
[SMACKING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Glib -- dringle! JAKE: [GRUNTS.]
What's with these super penguins? FINN: I don't know.
I'm guessing it's the ice king.
JAKE: Well, where is he then? FINN: Ice king! [SMACK!.]
[FLAPPING.]
ICE KING: Wizards rule! [HUMMING.]
[SIGHS.]
Let's see.
That's the symbol for magic items, right? Hey, this is the magic items shop, right? What's it look like, ya donk? ICE KING: I know that! I know! Why can't they write it on the sign, though? Why's it all got to be secret? Let's just put it all out there, huh?! Equal distribution of magic to the people! No more symbols! No more initiations! You feeling me, huntress wizard? You trying to get killed, ice king? ICE KING: Nah, I was just stepping to you, girl, with my intellectual wizard politics.
No, don't go.
Well, "swing at every ball," -- that's what Jay t.
Dawgzone says.
Hello? So then he was telling me to beef in the eye of glob and stuff.
Whoa, did you do it? Heck yes, I did! Yo, I wouldn't do that.
Get over it, man.
Don't you want to reach the highest initiation of the secret schools? Of course, man -- "in shadow, we find the light.
" ALL: "Safely sealed in darkest night, so make sure y'all keep it tight, wizards only, fools.
" ICE KING: Keep what tight? A secret you never should have heard, ice king! ICE KING: Yo, guys, chill.
I lost my demonic wishing eye.
Just give me a new one, and I'll jet.
I didn't hear nothing about no weird secret wizard club that I want to be a part of.
Loose lips sink the ships, ice king.
Sorry, man, nothing personal.
ICE KING: Oh, sliz Aah! You guys, stop! Aah! JAKE: [GRUNTING.]
Okay, I give up.
[WARBLING.]
BOTH: Gunther? JAKE: Nice ice.
FINN: What's going on here, man? Call off your super bros! JAKE: Oh, that's great! FINN: Where's the ice king, Gunther? [WARBLING.]
Gunther! What? All right.
Whoa! BOTH: Wha?! FINN: Is this happening everywhere? JAKE: I don't know.
Let me see.
Whoop.
Dang! FINN: What do you see? JAKE: Hold on.
Oh, no! No! FINN: What, dude? JAKE: Hold on, man, wait.
Oh, glob! This can't be happening! FINN: Tell me! JAKE: Eh, it's over.
We've been conquered.
FINN: Who's been conquered? JAKE: Everyone.
FINN: By the ice king? JAKE: No, dude -- by Gunther.
FINN: Holy shmow! Give me that! [GASPS.]
[WARBLING.]
Gunther's headed for the candy kingdom! We got to save them! JAKE: Whoa! Okay! FINN: Hurry, Jake! Wait, I'm still in my pajayjays.
[BEEPING, DIALING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Yo, finn, are you seeing these penguins? FINN: Yeah, it's Gunther! He's taking over the whole thing! BUBBLEGUM: Well, he'll have to beat my banana guards and my gumball guardians.
JAKE: That's not gonna work! BUBBLEGUM: What did he say? FINN: He says your plan is bunk.
BUBBLEGUM: Well, what's your plan? FINN: I got a plan! BUBBLEGUM: You do? FINN: When we get there, I'll do my plan in addition to your plan -- two plans! Laters! BUBBLEGUM: UhAll right.
So you're not gonna tell me y-- FINN: I'm outties! JAKE: You're not gonna tell her the plan? FINN: No, I got to be mysterious.
JAKE: What?! I thought you weren't into bubblegum anymore.
FINN: I'm not, but this is how I act now with all the ladies, you see.
I keep 'em in a state of confusion.
That way, I've always got options in case flame princess doesn't work out.
JAKE: Oh, my gosh! Where is this coming from? FINN: It's called "future farming.
" I read it in that book you have by Jay t.
Dawgzone.
JAKE: Jay t.
Daw-- aww, dude! Don't read that book! It's gonna mess up your brain! I keep that book around for laughs.
It's all really bad advice.
FINN: Oh, okay, I'll stop it then.
JAKE: No, wellYou can still be mysterious.
That's fine.
FINN: What? Now I'm confused.
JAKE: Never mind! I didn't say nothing.
FINN: Hey, pbubs.
Are you ready? BUBBLEGUM: Yes! The cavalry is standing by.
FINN: Cool.
I'm gonna rally some citizens and do this other plan.
BUBBLEGUM: Okay, but what -- FINN: Good luck! BUBBLEGUM: Jake, what's with all the mystery? JAKE: UhOh, snap, look out! BUBBLEGUM: Banana guards, defend! [SCREAMING.]
[CLANKING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Aw, geez! Evil presence detected! MustDefendCandyKing-- aah! [QUACKING.]
BUBBLEGUM: You'll never get past these walls! I think! [WARBLING.]
[MEOWING.]
[WARBLING.]
[COUGHS.]
FINN: This is my plan! I got the candy kingdom underground to help me collect all the bottles in the land! [BOTTLES SMASHING.]
JAKE: Breaking news -- that mystery plan of yours is a smash hit! [CHUCKLES.]
BecauseOf the glass.
I guess all they care about is bottles, huh? BUBBLEGUM: But what'll happen when they run out of bottles? FINN: I won't let that happen, prubbs.
[SMASHING STOPS.]
[QUACKS.]
[ALL QUACKING.]
FINN: Stay back! [SHING!.]
[QUACKING CONTINUES.]
[SHING!.]
BUBBLEGUM: Wait a minute! Put away your weapons, and we'll get you more bottles! FINN: Peeb, there aren't any bottles left.
BUBBLEGUM: I have a third plan.
JAKE: SoWe make them new bottles, then the gunthers break the bottles, and then we pick up the glass and make new bottles again? BUBBLEGUM: Yep.
FINN: What, like, forever? BUBBLEGUM: Yes.
FINN: Bubb, your planBunks.
BUBBLEGUM: [LAUGHS.]
Yeah.
JAKE: I like it.
I got a rhythm going! Dink-dink, da-dink-dink, tink-tink-ta-tink, ta-ta-tink, ta-da-da-dink, dink-tink, tink-ta-tink, ta-ta-tink-tink, dink-da-da-dink, da-da-da-da-da, da-dink! [QUACKS.]
BUBBLEGUM: What? What do you want? I don't -- FINN: He wants to smash the gumball guardian's head! BUBBLEGUM: We're going to make more bottles.
Just wait, okay? [WARBLING.]
ALL: No!! Goodbye, princess.
No.
[CRACK!.]
ICE KING: Hey! What's going on here? Why's this place all crazy? I was just flying by and -- [GASPS.]
Gunther! You took my stuff! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's bad! You know what you get now? [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's right! You get the squirty-squirts.
Bad! Bad! Now take off my demonic wishing eye! [WARBLE!.]
[POP!.]
All right, Gunther, now go home! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's right! Walk! While you're walking home you think about what you did! [SIGHS.]
It's getting worse and worse with him.
He just -- he hates it when I leave the castle.
I'm sorry, guys.
JAKE: Uh, dude, where have you been?! FINN: Yeah, and why are you all jacked-up? ICE KING: [LAUGHS.]
Well, I got into some crazy wiz-biz over at wizard city.
Honestly, I don't even know how I survived.
Basically, it was the craziest showdown ever.
I -- I wish I could tell you all about it, but, you know, "wizards only, fools -- keep it tight.
" Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please come along with me to a cliff under a tree
[PENGUINS WENK.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
[SCREECHES.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
FINN: Are you getting all bit up by mosquitos? I don't know.
I'm getting bit up by something.
Man, I can't believe you said this was a good swimming hole.
I said it might be good.
It's not, though.
- True.
- Wanna just go? - Yeah.
This place smells like green beans.
- My name's Woobeewoo.
- Oh, whoa.
I need your help.
My people are in trouble.
I'm a Mudscamp.
Yeah, Woobeewoo.
Of course we'll help.
Why didn't you just say something before? I'm shy.
It took me a while to work up the nerve.
Oh, right on.
You good now? We'll see.
Come.
I'll take you to my village.
Here we are -- the village of my people.
It doesn't have an official name, but I call it "South Woobeewoo.
" [THUNDER RUMBLES.]
Uh, this way.
This is the village elder.
He'll fill you in on the deets.
Greetings, heroes.
[SQUISH!.]
Bleh! Oh! Ugh! I'm so sorry about that.
You know, we -- we secrete stink-oil all day out of our awful-sauce glands.
You know, I guess I should have warned you.
Anyway, let me cut the cheese.
- Cut to the chase.
- Yes.
You know, I mean, of course, cut to the chase.
I mean, for many -- for many moons now, our village has been under siege by the Megafrog.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
[CROAKS, ROARS.]
He's 100 stories of 110% like fresh out the grease.
I mean, he cases us all up and down, from first base to home, trying to eat us alive.
We -- we've always managed to escape, but it's crazy scary.
I mean, w-what if you got ate? Think about it.
All alone in a stomach full of acid.
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE.]
"Mommy! Mommy, mommy, help me!" "Billy, is that you?" "Mommy, you sound exactly -- Mommy, you sound exactly like me! Mommy, you sound exactly like me!" "Billy, uh" [NORMAL VOICE.]
Anyway, if this keeps up, we'll have to move to the city and get jobs.
We don't know how -- how to do anything cool.
Look, see? The-- they're already practicing, the poor fools.
They don't know what they're in for.
Whoa! Relax, buddy! You're talking to the right couple of guys.
Yeah, man.
Me and Jake will bust this Megafrog up right up his bumblestop! [WHISTLES.]
[IMITATES EXPLOSION.]
That is excellent news.
I mean, here, take this, please.
It's not much, but -- but it's all we have.
It's -- it's a bag of lollies.
That's nice.
Thanks, man.
Now, farewell, heroes.
We're counting on you -- for reals! [SNIFFING.]
Hmm.
Getting anything? Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
Could just be some footprints or old doody.
Word.
Hey, I have an idea.
We can use those lollipops to leave a trail.
That way we won't get lost out here.
Yeah, that's a great idea, man.
I was just gonna throw 'em all on the ground anyway.
Womp.
Womp.
Womp.
Womp.
[SNIFFS.]
This way.
The thing with frogs is they got a real subtle smell.
It's kind of like when you open a new thing of, um, CD-Rs.
Like electric celery? Yeah but subtler.
Mm-hmm! Just as I suspected.
Sweet.
These will take us right to him.
[CHUCKLING.]
Come on, Jake! [CHUCKLING.]
[CHUCKLING.]
Oh, ha ha! Heh-heh! Heh-heh! Hmm.
Huh.
We've passed this butt tree like three times.
Oh, yeah.
We should probably backtrack -- get reoriented and all that.
Word.
Wait, these prints are all messed up.
Whoa! Yeah.
Guess we better follow the lollipops back.
- Where's those at? - We ran out a while ago.
Sna-a-a-p.
Totally lost.
Dang! Do you think maybe the Megafrog made all those footprints on purpose so we'd use up all our lollies and get totally lost? What? Nah, man.
Frogs are mighty dumb.
You know that.
He's probably running around like that 'cause he's lost.
[CHUCKLES.]
Plus, we're not even lost.
I just got to stretch up past these trees and see where we're at.
[RUSTLE!.]
Dang! It's all misty.
It's kind of nice up here, though.
[THUNDER CRASHES.]
[SCREAMS.]
[GROANS.]
Man, forget that! I can't see anything through that mess.
Plus, I got struck by lightning! We're gonna have to set up camp and wait out the storm.
Cool.
I call fire patrol! Yeah, me, too! [CHUCKLES.]
Do you remember how to make a fire with sticks? Yeah, man.
It's easy.
Uh rub 'em together, right? Oh, yeah.
I don't think it's working, man.
I think I saw some guy do it like this once.
That's not it.
I think you're onto something, though.
Yeah, here we go.
[BLOWING.]
Friction! Come on, boys! Come on! Mwah! I don't know.
You just gotta get some momentum going.
[SWISH! SWISH! SWISH! SWISH!.]
Ouch! [MUFFLED.]
Glob-globbing stick! Glob-globbing swamp! [THUNDER CRASHES.]
[SCREAMING.]
Oh, hey, you got the fire going.
Right on.
- Jake, how did you -- - [ROARS.]
What the? It's the Megafrog! Quick, put the fire out! [FIZZLE!.]
[RUSTLE!.]
Jake, look.
[RUSTLE!.]
FINN: He's just sitting there.
What's he doing out there? I don't know, but let's pound him while he's vulnerable.
Okay, sweetles.
Ow! What? [CREAK! CREAK! CREAK! CREAK!.]
Whoa! Oh, yeah! [SCREECHING!.]
[BOOM!.]
[THUD!.]
[THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!.]
[WHOOSH!.]
[BOOM!.]
[SCREECHING CONTINUES.]
Wha? Jake, wake up.
Look.
Ow, my head hurts.
Look at that thing.
Oh, what?! Yeah.
[CHUCKLES.]
Hey, whoa! That gives me a great idea! We could make a Finn and Jake out of sticks and stuff and lure the Megafrog out here then badonk him right while he's all confused.
[CHUCKLES.]
- Yeah.
That's a great idea, man.
That's a great idea, Jake.
Fuh, fuh-fuh.
Fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh-fuh.
Fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh, fuh, fuh-fuh-fuh.
What? What is it, Jake? F-F-F-Fro-o-o-g! Wha? [SCREAMS.]
Jake, run! Aah! Aah! Aah! Jake, stretch us out of here! [SCREAMING.]
Come on, Jake! [SCREAMS.]
[BOTH SCREAMING.]
[BOTH GRUNT.]
Ow.
Jake, let's hide in this cave! Hmm? Shmow town, dude! That guy's gonna dingle our bones into tapioca pudding! Finn, that is gross, man! Don't use language like that! [BOOM! BOOM! THUD!.]
[SQUISH!.]
[SQUISH!.]
[ROARS.]
Chop that! [CRASH!.]
[WHOOSH!.]
[THUD!.]
[ROARS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
Ohh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Aah! He's eating me! Aah! Gently eating me! No teeth! Mostly tongue! Hmm? Hmm.
I need your help.
My people are in trouble.
I'm shy.
I mean, he chases us all up and down, from first base to home.
We've always managed to escape.
Getting anything? Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
I'm shy.
First base.
Yeah, but it's hard to make out.
- I'm shy.
- It's hard to make out.
Hmm.
That's it! Jake, wait! [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Sick, dude! Huh? I know how to stop him! [GRUNTING.]
[PANTING.]
Nyah chow! [CREAK!.]
[ROARS.]
[SMOOCH!.]
[SMACK!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[SHING!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[SLOOP!.]
[SHING! SHING!.]
[POW! POW!.]
[WARBLE!.]
[WHOOSH! ZING!.]
[WHOOSH! ZING!.]
[SHING!.]
Aah! This is rad! I'm hot again! Thanks, little dudes! I really appreciate it.
I don't get it, though.
I kissed just about everything I could get my lips on.
How come it only worked with you? You can't break your own curse by kissing somebody.
Somebody's gotta kiss you.
- Oh.
Weird.
Well, thanks, man.
I don't know a lot of dudes who'd do that to help a guy out.
Whatevs.
[LAUGHING.]
[SHING!.]
Come along with me And the butterflies and bees We can wander through the forest And do so as we please Come along with me To a cliff under a tree ICE KING: Ugh! Where the turds is my demonic wishing eye?! Ugh! I've looked everywhere! Aw! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: What is it, girl? [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: You know where it is? Lead the way! Oh, boy, this is just wonderful! Hmm.
Ah, you just want me to brush you! You know this brush is for princesses only! [RUSTLE!.]
[SNIFFS DEEPLY.]
Ahh, princesses only -- no gunthers! What are my options here? HmmHmm, hmm.
Oh! Gunther! What is your damage today?! Ooh! Wizard market! [HUMMING.]
[KEYBOARD CLACKING.]
"WIZ" [GRUNTS.]
[BEEPING.]
[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING.]
Hey! You're really peeving me off, Gunther! Go stand in the corner! [SQUEAKING.]
I said stand in the corner.
Ugh, you make me sick.
[WHOOSH!.]
Try not to break anything while I'm gone! [WHOOSH!.]
[WIND WHISTLING.]
[SQUEAKING.]
[WARBLING.]
Meow! [SMOOCH!.]
[BEEP.]
[WARBLING.]
FINN: Gunther? UhJake, we gots penguins.
JAKE: [SNORING.]
Hmm, huh? Hmm? Oh, yeah.
Thanks.
FINN: Come on, you guys, get off me now.
Wah, wah! Grah! ALL: Wah, wah, grah! FINN: Jake? JAKE: Huh? [GRUNTS.]
Hey! Hyah! Now, shoo, you little creeps! Oh, this is unusual.
FINN: [GASPS.]
[SMACKING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Glib -- dringle! JAKE: [GRUNTS.]
What's with these super penguins? FINN: I don't know.
I'm guessing it's the ice king.
JAKE: Well, where is he then? FINN: Ice king! [SMACK!.]
[FLAPPING.]
ICE KING: Wizards rule! [HUMMING.]
[SIGHS.]
Let's see.
That's the symbol for magic items, right? Hey, this is the magic items shop, right? What's it look like, ya donk? ICE KING: I know that! I know! Why can't they write it on the sign, though? Why's it all got to be secret? Let's just put it all out there, huh?! Equal distribution of magic to the people! No more symbols! No more initiations! You feeling me, huntress wizard? You trying to get killed, ice king? ICE KING: Nah, I was just stepping to you, girl, with my intellectual wizard politics.
No, don't go.
Well, "swing at every ball," -- that's what Jay t.
Dawgzone says.
Hello? So then he was telling me to beef in the eye of glob and stuff.
Whoa, did you do it? Heck yes, I did! Yo, I wouldn't do that.
Get over it, man.
Don't you want to reach the highest initiation of the secret schools? Of course, man -- "in shadow, we find the light.
" ALL: "Safely sealed in darkest night, so make sure y'all keep it tight, wizards only, fools.
" ICE KING: Keep what tight? A secret you never should have heard, ice king! ICE KING: Yo, guys, chill.
I lost my demonic wishing eye.
Just give me a new one, and I'll jet.
I didn't hear nothing about no weird secret wizard club that I want to be a part of.
Loose lips sink the ships, ice king.
Sorry, man, nothing personal.
ICE KING: Oh, sliz Aah! You guys, stop! Aah! JAKE: [GRUNTING.]
Okay, I give up.
[WARBLING.]
BOTH: Gunther? JAKE: Nice ice.
FINN: What's going on here, man? Call off your super bros! JAKE: Oh, that's great! FINN: Where's the ice king, Gunther? [WARBLING.]
Gunther! What? All right.
Whoa! BOTH: Wha?! FINN: Is this happening everywhere? JAKE: I don't know.
Let me see.
Whoop.
Dang! FINN: What do you see? JAKE: Hold on.
Oh, no! No! FINN: What, dude? JAKE: Hold on, man, wait.
Oh, glob! This can't be happening! FINN: Tell me! JAKE: Eh, it's over.
We've been conquered.
FINN: Who's been conquered? JAKE: Everyone.
FINN: By the ice king? JAKE: No, dude -- by Gunther.
FINN: Holy shmow! Give me that! [GASPS.]
[WARBLING.]
Gunther's headed for the candy kingdom! We got to save them! JAKE: Whoa! Okay! FINN: Hurry, Jake! Wait, I'm still in my pajayjays.
[BEEPING, DIALING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Yo, finn, are you seeing these penguins? FINN: Yeah, it's Gunther! He's taking over the whole thing! BUBBLEGUM: Well, he'll have to beat my banana guards and my gumball guardians.
JAKE: That's not gonna work! BUBBLEGUM: What did he say? FINN: He says your plan is bunk.
BUBBLEGUM: Well, what's your plan? FINN: I got a plan! BUBBLEGUM: You do? FINN: When we get there, I'll do my plan in addition to your plan -- two plans! Laters! BUBBLEGUM: UhAll right.
So you're not gonna tell me y-- FINN: I'm outties! JAKE: You're not gonna tell her the plan? FINN: No, I got to be mysterious.
JAKE: What?! I thought you weren't into bubblegum anymore.
FINN: I'm not, but this is how I act now with all the ladies, you see.
I keep 'em in a state of confusion.
That way, I've always got options in case flame princess doesn't work out.
JAKE: Oh, my gosh! Where is this coming from? FINN: It's called "future farming.
" I read it in that book you have by Jay t.
Dawgzone.
JAKE: Jay t.
Daw-- aww, dude! Don't read that book! It's gonna mess up your brain! I keep that book around for laughs.
It's all really bad advice.
FINN: Oh, okay, I'll stop it then.
JAKE: No, wellYou can still be mysterious.
That's fine.
FINN: What? Now I'm confused.
JAKE: Never mind! I didn't say nothing.
FINN: Hey, pbubs.
Are you ready? BUBBLEGUM: Yes! The cavalry is standing by.
FINN: Cool.
I'm gonna rally some citizens and do this other plan.
BUBBLEGUM: Okay, but what -- FINN: Good luck! BUBBLEGUM: Jake, what's with all the mystery? JAKE: UhOh, snap, look out! BUBBLEGUM: Banana guards, defend! [SCREAMING.]
[CLANKING.]
BUBBLEGUM: Aw, geez! Evil presence detected! MustDefendCandyKing-- aah! [QUACKING.]
BUBBLEGUM: You'll never get past these walls! I think! [WARBLING.]
[MEOWING.]
[WARBLING.]
[COUGHS.]
FINN: This is my plan! I got the candy kingdom underground to help me collect all the bottles in the land! [BOTTLES SMASHING.]
JAKE: Breaking news -- that mystery plan of yours is a smash hit! [CHUCKLES.]
BecauseOf the glass.
I guess all they care about is bottles, huh? BUBBLEGUM: But what'll happen when they run out of bottles? FINN: I won't let that happen, prubbs.
[SMASHING STOPS.]
[QUACKS.]
[ALL QUACKING.]
FINN: Stay back! [SHING!.]
[QUACKING CONTINUES.]
[SHING!.]
BUBBLEGUM: Wait a minute! Put away your weapons, and we'll get you more bottles! FINN: Peeb, there aren't any bottles left.
BUBBLEGUM: I have a third plan.
JAKE: SoWe make them new bottles, then the gunthers break the bottles, and then we pick up the glass and make new bottles again? BUBBLEGUM: Yep.
FINN: What, like, forever? BUBBLEGUM: Yes.
FINN: Bubb, your planBunks.
BUBBLEGUM: [LAUGHS.]
Yeah.
JAKE: I like it.
I got a rhythm going! Dink-dink, da-dink-dink, tink-tink-ta-tink, ta-ta-tink, ta-da-da-dink, dink-tink, tink-ta-tink, ta-ta-tink-tink, dink-da-da-dink, da-da-da-da-da, da-dink! [QUACKS.]
BUBBLEGUM: What? What do you want? I don't -- FINN: He wants to smash the gumball guardian's head! BUBBLEGUM: We're going to make more bottles.
Just wait, okay? [WARBLING.]
ALL: No!! Goodbye, princess.
No.
[CRACK!.]
ICE KING: Hey! What's going on here? Why's this place all crazy? I was just flying by and -- [GASPS.]
Gunther! You took my stuff! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's bad! You know what you get now? [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's right! You get the squirty-squirts.
Bad! Bad! Now take off my demonic wishing eye! [WARBLE!.]
[POP!.]
All right, Gunther, now go home! [QUACKS.]
ICE KING: That's right! Walk! While you're walking home you think about what you did! [SIGHS.]
It's getting worse and worse with him.
He just -- he hates it when I leave the castle.
I'm sorry, guys.
JAKE: Uh, dude, where have you been?! FINN: Yeah, and why are you all jacked-up? ICE KING: [LAUGHS.]
Well, I got into some crazy wiz-biz over at wizard city.
Honestly, I don't even know how I survived.
Basically, it was the craziest showdown ever.
I -- I wish I could tell you all about it, but, you know, "wizards only, fools -- keep it tight.
" Come along with me and the butterflies and bees we can wander through the forest and do so as we please come along with me to a cliff under a tree