Phineas and Ferb s04e24 Episode Script
Face Your Fear
1 There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation and school comes along just to end it So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it Like maybe Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower Discovering something that doesn't exist Hey! Or giving a monkey a shower Surfing tidal waves Creating nano-bots or locating Frankenstein's brain It's over here! Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent Or driving our sister insane Phineas! As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a Halloween special! "Face Your Fear" Okay, guys.
Now you try it! Nice! Very smooth, Baljeet.
[CLANG.]
- What's the problem, Buford? - Well, you know, the sun was in my eyes.
Buford, what's with the lack of effort? - I'm just trying to be careful.
- You? Yeah, we're out of credit at the emergency room.
My mom said if I break one more bone, she's gonna break the rest of 'em.
Fairly sure that was hyperbole.
Besides, look how hard that hydrant is.
Well, maybe we could make our own fire hydrants out of soft foam rubber.
Hey! That's a great idea! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Seriously? That's it? A soft fire plug? Well, yeah.
Attached to a giant revolving treadmill with a giant soft neighborhood, containing soft obstacles.
Oh, yeah, okay.
- Where is Perry? - What did you say? I was just asking where Perry is.
- Oh.
- What did you think I said? Uh, well, I thought you said Uh, never mind.
It was too weird.
[ACTION MUSIC.]
[MONOGRAM GRUNTING.]
[GROANING.]
Get it off! Ugh! Sorry, Agent P, I just walked through a spider web.
Don't you just hate that? You spend the rest of the day worried there's a spider on you.
[SHUDDERS.]
Gives me the willies.
Any-hoo, our sources tell us that there's a cowboy hat in front of Doof's building.
Normally, that wouldn't be of any interest to us, because this is the week of the Danville Hootenanny, But it's a rather large hat, and, in spite of its name, the Danville Hootenanny is a dignified affair.
I wish I had more information, but Carl said there was a big bee by the surveillance equipment.
So, get out there, Agent P.
[SHUDDERS.]
Carl, is is there a spider on my head? Carl: No, sir.
There's no spider on your head.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at the Danville Space Laboratory MAN: "Laboratory"? [GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION.]
Oh, Jack, it sure was nice of you to show Candace and me around.
This satellite stuff is very interesting.
No problem, Linda.
I'm flattered you'd be interested in our humble facility, considering your background in astrophysics.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, listen, that's kind of a secret.
- So don't - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
- So, what does your father do here? - Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages reconnaissance satellites.
They actually had a couple of Rovers on Mars earlier this summer.
But they suddenly stopped working.
You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Uh, how would I, uh [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
What do you mean? All right, Your Highness.
- [GASPS.]
Who told? - Stacy.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! # Uh, Perry the Platypus, I bet you're wondering wondering why I'm cowering outside my lab.
Well, the day started like any other day.
You know, I, "How am I going to take over the Tri-State Area," but and I suddenly remembered a movie that I'd seen long ago at a drive-in.
It was called Night of the Felis.
I knew right away that the old masters were onto something.
Imagine, taking something cute and enlarging it to frightening proportions.
Brilliant! But in order to take over the Tri-State Area, I'd have to start with some other type of small animals.
[PEOPLE IN MOVIE SCREAMING.]
Preferably something that could fly.
[CATS IN MOVIE MEWLING.]
And I vowed to get right to work, as soon as the movie was over.
The first thing I needed to do was create an inator that would make things larger.
Huh? I tried it out on my cowboy hat.
It was a success.
My ten-gallon hat had turned into a two thousand-gallon hat.
Whoa! [CRASHING.]
[CAR ALARM WAILING.]
Well, that's the end of that hat.
Next, I had to genetically modify a mouse so it could fly.
[MOUSE SQUEALING.]
[BITING.]
Doofenshmirtz: Ow! Then I decided it would be easier to just use a bat.
So, I ordered a retired stunt bat from a low-budget bat circus that had recently gone belly-up.
You know, the economy.
I was on the precipice of Tri-State Area domination.
At last, I had the ultimate creepy soldier! [SQUEAKS.]
And then I remembered, I had a very mild phobia of bats.
[BAT SQUEAKING.]
[SHRIEKS.]
Get away, get away, get away! I also have a mild phobia of shellfish.
WAITRESS: Here's your order, sir.
Doofenshmirtz: [SHRIEKS.]
Get away, get away, get away! But bats are worse.
Scram, you flying gerbil! [BAT SQUEAKING.]
Am-scray! [SQUEAKING.]
You're making me miss the Hootenanny! [SQUEAKING.]
Sir, I found your radio.
It was embedded in the dashboard of your car.
Norm! Don't just stand there! Do something about this bat! Really? That's your solution? Throw a radio at it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Don't throw that.
That's imitatable.
What if I hit it with this? No! No! Wait! Don't shoot him with that! That's my And I thought the bat was scary before, when he was, you know, tiny.
[BAT SHRIEKING MENACINGLY.]
It was at that point that Norm and I decided to come out here.
Plus the bat kind of looks like my cousin, Narthelliot! Which, as you can imagine, is weird for me.
- Isn't that about right, Norm? - It's even more horrible than it looks! Phineas: Everybody got their helmets and boards? - Isabella: Yeah! - Buford and Baljeet: I'm ready! Okay, Ferb, fire it up.
We're going to Foam Town! [WHOOPING.]
[GRUNTS.]
There's nothing that I've found as good as goin' round and round In Foam Town In Foam Town I used to skin my knees [WHOOPING.]
But here it doesn't matter where I fall You'll never get scarred 'cause nothing's really hard In Foam Town So take a rollin' ride on a squeezable urban sprawl Come on down to Foam Town In Foam Town Yeah There's no bruises or concussions There's no painful repercussions There's no braces There's no bandages No hospital stay If you jump and try to land it You can eat it or face-plant it And you know that your insurance plan will not have to pay Come on down to Foam Town Come on down to Foam Town Come on down Just come on down to Foam Town Come on down to Foam Town Yeah! Come on down Come on down to Foam Town And over here are the models of our robotically operated Rovers.
The Mars Rover, the Moon Rover, and this is the Irish Rover.
- You sent a Rover to Ireland? - Well, we had to test it somewhere.
In a land afar in Castlebar Many months ago We sent an Irish Rover To look around, you know With a tur-la-lur-la Fiddle-die-dee And a tur-a-fiddle-die-do In a land afar in Castlebar Many months ago It took a couple of months, but we're finally starting to get some really great pictures back.
Thank you for the blanket, Perry the Platypus.
- Vanessa: Dad? - Vanessa? [WHISPERING.]
Oh, no! Vanessa, get out of there! - There's a huge bat on the loose.
- Really? [SHRIEKING.]
Vanessa: Wow! Cool.
It looks like your cousin, Narthelliot.
[QUIETLY.]
No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Dad, relax.
It's just a bat.
They just eat bugs.
But it's a very big bat! Now, come on.
Just, just stand up.
It's okay.
It's time to face your fear.
[BAT GROWLING.]
[NERVOUSLY.]
Well, okay [MUFFLED GROANING.]
Oh, no, no! Bad bat! Spit him out! [GROANS.]
Gross! [SCREAMS.]
Oh, yeah, this is much better! [BAT SHRIEKING.]
Dad! Oh, hey, Perry.
I was wondering if you could help me.
[ENGINE FIRING UP.]
Thanks, Perry.
You're a peach.
So, what did I miss? Oh, hey, Narthelliot! We were just talking about you.
Jack: Of course, even better than using a Rover, we have these.
We call them global surveillance satellites.
No matter where you are on this Earth, there's always one of these flying above you in orbit, streaming live video to us here.
That's right.
Here's the outside of our building, right now.
And we can look up any location, instantly.
The Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal So, you could look down on anybody's backyard and just see what they're doing? - Pretty cool, huh? - Wow, that's got to be handy for something.
And three.
Two.
One - What? - Really? All right.
[SHRIEKING.]
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING.]
Whoa! Oh, I get it.
This is what it does.
Flying through a hoop.
That's what I get for buying a bat from a defunct bat circus! - So, having fun yet? - Oh, you know I am! You know, my Dad goes on and on about the cafeteria here, and I think he's right.
This food is [SPITTING.]
[GASPS.]
I've got an idea! My brothers are probably building something in our backyard right now, and we can use the surveillance satellite to catch them doing it! Come on! I was wondering how long that would take.
Just let me punch in my address [GASPS.]
Oh, my gosh! I knew it! Look at that thing! - Wow.
What is it? - It's an eye in the sky bust! Come on, let's go get my Mom.
Okay, Ferb, turn it off.
Let's take a little break.
[Buford GRUNTING.]
- You okay, Buford? - I'm having the time of my life! - Is anybody else hungry? - I am! Come on, let's go see what's in the kitchen.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no! Oh, no, no! Not again! [CLANGING.]
Ow, my head! Ow, my head again! Ow! Now I forgot math.
Ow! There goes Social Studies.
Oh, good! They're back! This way, Mom.
Just see for yourself.
Oh, wow! It's our house! And you can see the boys! And their little skateboards.
Hi, boys! - They can't hear you, you know.
- I know.
Hi! Whoo-hoo! Hey! Foam Town's gone.
You say that like it doesn't happen every day.
And you say that like an angry old prospector.
- What does that even mean? - I stand by that metaphor.
Finally, Daisy, we're here.
Our new home! Lots of elbow-room and no one to bother us.
The last frontier! A place where a man and his donkey can Dang it! Come on, Daisy, we're heading west.
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING.]
Perry the Platypus! Welcome to Saint Louis.
Now, do something about this bat, please! [SQUEAKING.]
[YELPS.]
Well, at least I lost my fear of bats.
[CRASHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
WAITRESS: Oh, it's you again.
Doofenshmirtz: [SCREAMING.]
Go away, go away, go away! WAITRESS: Oh, just stop it.
There's nothing that I've found as good as goin' round and round In Foam Town In Foam Town I used to skin my knees [WHOOPING.]
But here it doesn't matter where I fall You'll never get scarred 'cause nothing's really hard In Foam Town So take a rollin' ride on a squeezable urban sprawl Come on down to Foam Town
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! Mom, Phineas and Ferb are making a Halloween special! "Face Your Fear" Okay, guys.
Now you try it! Nice! Very smooth, Baljeet.
[CLANG.]
- What's the problem, Buford? - Well, you know, the sun was in my eyes.
Buford, what's with the lack of effort? - I'm just trying to be careful.
- You? Yeah, we're out of credit at the emergency room.
My mom said if I break one more bone, she's gonna break the rest of 'em.
Fairly sure that was hyperbole.
Besides, look how hard that hydrant is.
Well, maybe we could make our own fire hydrants out of soft foam rubber.
Hey! That's a great idea! Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Seriously? That's it? A soft fire plug? Well, yeah.
Attached to a giant revolving treadmill with a giant soft neighborhood, containing soft obstacles.
Oh, yeah, okay.
- Where is Perry? - What did you say? I was just asking where Perry is.
- Oh.
- What did you think I said? Uh, well, I thought you said Uh, never mind.
It was too weird.
[ACTION MUSIC.]
[MONOGRAM GRUNTING.]
[GROANING.]
Get it off! Ugh! Sorry, Agent P, I just walked through a spider web.
Don't you just hate that? You spend the rest of the day worried there's a spider on you.
[SHUDDERS.]
Gives me the willies.
Any-hoo, our sources tell us that there's a cowboy hat in front of Doof's building.
Normally, that wouldn't be of any interest to us, because this is the week of the Danville Hootenanny, But it's a rather large hat, and, in spite of its name, the Danville Hootenanny is a dignified affair.
I wish I had more information, but Carl said there was a big bee by the surveillance equipment.
So, get out there, Agent P.
[SHUDDERS.]
Carl, is is there a spider on my head? Carl: No, sir.
There's no spider on your head.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at the Danville Space Laboratory MAN: "Laboratory"? [GRUNTING IN FRUSTRATION.]
Oh, Jack, it sure was nice of you to show Candace and me around.
This satellite stuff is very interesting.
No problem, Linda.
I'm flattered you'd be interested in our humble facility, considering your background in astrophysics.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, listen, that's kind of a secret.
- So don't - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry.
- So, what does your father do here? - Oh, he's part of a team that makes and manages reconnaissance satellites.
They actually had a couple of Rovers on Mars earlier this summer.
But they suddenly stopped working.
You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? Uh, how would I, uh [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY.]
What do you mean? All right, Your Highness.
- [GASPS.]
Who told? - Stacy.
CHORUS: # Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! # Uh, Perry the Platypus, I bet you're wondering wondering why I'm cowering outside my lab.
Well, the day started like any other day.
You know, I, "How am I going to take over the Tri-State Area," but and I suddenly remembered a movie that I'd seen long ago at a drive-in.
It was called Night of the Felis.
I knew right away that the old masters were onto something.
Imagine, taking something cute and enlarging it to frightening proportions.
Brilliant! But in order to take over the Tri-State Area, I'd have to start with some other type of small animals.
[PEOPLE IN MOVIE SCREAMING.]
Preferably something that could fly.
[CATS IN MOVIE MEWLING.]
And I vowed to get right to work, as soon as the movie was over.
The first thing I needed to do was create an inator that would make things larger.
Huh? I tried it out on my cowboy hat.
It was a success.
My ten-gallon hat had turned into a two thousand-gallon hat.
Whoa! [CRASHING.]
[CAR ALARM WAILING.]
Well, that's the end of that hat.
Next, I had to genetically modify a mouse so it could fly.
[MOUSE SQUEALING.]
[BITING.]
Doofenshmirtz: Ow! Then I decided it would be easier to just use a bat.
So, I ordered a retired stunt bat from a low-budget bat circus that had recently gone belly-up.
You know, the economy.
I was on the precipice of Tri-State Area domination.
At last, I had the ultimate creepy soldier! [SQUEAKS.]
And then I remembered, I had a very mild phobia of bats.
[BAT SQUEAKING.]
[SHRIEKS.]
Get away, get away, get away! I also have a mild phobia of shellfish.
WAITRESS: Here's your order, sir.
Doofenshmirtz: [SHRIEKS.]
Get away, get away, get away! But bats are worse.
Scram, you flying gerbil! [BAT SQUEAKING.]
Am-scray! [SQUEAKING.]
You're making me miss the Hootenanny! [SQUEAKING.]
Sir, I found your radio.
It was embedded in the dashboard of your car.
Norm! Don't just stand there! Do something about this bat! Really? That's your solution? Throw a radio at it.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Don't throw that.
That's imitatable.
What if I hit it with this? No! No! Wait! Don't shoot him with that! That's my And I thought the bat was scary before, when he was, you know, tiny.
[BAT SHRIEKING MENACINGLY.]
It was at that point that Norm and I decided to come out here.
Plus the bat kind of looks like my cousin, Narthelliot! Which, as you can imagine, is weird for me.
- Isn't that about right, Norm? - It's even more horrible than it looks! Phineas: Everybody got their helmets and boards? - Isabella: Yeah! - Buford and Baljeet: I'm ready! Okay, Ferb, fire it up.
We're going to Foam Town! [WHOOPING.]
[GRUNTS.]
There's nothing that I've found as good as goin' round and round In Foam Town In Foam Town I used to skin my knees [WHOOPING.]
But here it doesn't matter where I fall You'll never get scarred 'cause nothing's really hard In Foam Town So take a rollin' ride on a squeezable urban sprawl Come on down to Foam Town In Foam Town Yeah There's no bruises or concussions There's no painful repercussions There's no braces There's no bandages No hospital stay If you jump and try to land it You can eat it or face-plant it And you know that your insurance plan will not have to pay Come on down to Foam Town Come on down to Foam Town Come on down Just come on down to Foam Town Come on down to Foam Town Yeah! Come on down Come on down to Foam Town And over here are the models of our robotically operated Rovers.
The Mars Rover, the Moon Rover, and this is the Irish Rover.
- You sent a Rover to Ireland? - Well, we had to test it somewhere.
In a land afar in Castlebar Many months ago We sent an Irish Rover To look around, you know With a tur-la-lur-la Fiddle-die-dee And a tur-a-fiddle-die-do In a land afar in Castlebar Many months ago It took a couple of months, but we're finally starting to get some really great pictures back.
Thank you for the blanket, Perry the Platypus.
- Vanessa: Dad? - Vanessa? [WHISPERING.]
Oh, no! Vanessa, get out of there! - There's a huge bat on the loose.
- Really? [SHRIEKING.]
Vanessa: Wow! Cool.
It looks like your cousin, Narthelliot.
[QUIETLY.]
No sudden movements or loud noises, Vanessa.
Dad, relax.
It's just a bat.
They just eat bugs.
But it's a very big bat! Now, come on.
Just, just stand up.
It's okay.
It's time to face your fear.
[BAT GROWLING.]
[NERVOUSLY.]
Well, okay [MUFFLED GROANING.]
Oh, no, no! Bad bat! Spit him out! [GROANS.]
Gross! [SCREAMS.]
Oh, yeah, this is much better! [BAT SHRIEKING.]
Dad! Oh, hey, Perry.
I was wondering if you could help me.
[ENGINE FIRING UP.]
Thanks, Perry.
You're a peach.
So, what did I miss? Oh, hey, Narthelliot! We were just talking about you.
Jack: Of course, even better than using a Rover, we have these.
We call them global surveillance satellites.
No matter where you are on this Earth, there's always one of these flying above you in orbit, streaming live video to us here.
That's right.
Here's the outside of our building, right now.
And we can look up any location, instantly.
The Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal So, you could look down on anybody's backyard and just see what they're doing? - Pretty cool, huh? - Wow, that's got to be handy for something.
And three.
Two.
One - What? - Really? All right.
[SHRIEKING.]
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING.]
Whoa! Oh, I get it.
This is what it does.
Flying through a hoop.
That's what I get for buying a bat from a defunct bat circus! - So, having fun yet? - Oh, you know I am! You know, my Dad goes on and on about the cafeteria here, and I think he's right.
This food is [SPITTING.]
[GASPS.]
I've got an idea! My brothers are probably building something in our backyard right now, and we can use the surveillance satellite to catch them doing it! Come on! I was wondering how long that would take.
Just let me punch in my address [GASPS.]
Oh, my gosh! I knew it! Look at that thing! - Wow.
What is it? - It's an eye in the sky bust! Come on, let's go get my Mom.
Okay, Ferb, turn it off.
Let's take a little break.
[Buford GRUNTING.]
- You okay, Buford? - I'm having the time of my life! - Is anybody else hungry? - I am! Come on, let's go see what's in the kitchen.
Doofenshmirtz: Oh no! Oh, no, no! Not again! [CLANGING.]
Ow, my head! Ow, my head again! Ow! Now I forgot math.
Ow! There goes Social Studies.
Oh, good! They're back! This way, Mom.
Just see for yourself.
Oh, wow! It's our house! And you can see the boys! And their little skateboards.
Hi, boys! - They can't hear you, you know.
- I know.
Hi! Whoo-hoo! Hey! Foam Town's gone.
You say that like it doesn't happen every day.
And you say that like an angry old prospector.
- What does that even mean? - I stand by that metaphor.
Finally, Daisy, we're here.
Our new home! Lots of elbow-room and no one to bother us.
The last frontier! A place where a man and his donkey can Dang it! Come on, Daisy, we're heading west.
[Doofenshmirtz SCREAMING.]
Perry the Platypus! Welcome to Saint Louis.
Now, do something about this bat, please! [SQUEAKING.]
[YELPS.]
Well, at least I lost my fear of bats.
[CRASHING.]
[GRUNTS.]
WAITRESS: Oh, it's you again.
Doofenshmirtz: [SCREAMING.]
Go away, go away, go away! WAITRESS: Oh, just stop it.
There's nothing that I've found as good as goin' round and round In Foam Town In Foam Town I used to skin my knees [WHOOPING.]
But here it doesn't matter where I fall You'll never get scarred 'cause nothing's really hard In Foam Town So take a rollin' ride on a squeezable urban sprawl Come on down to Foam Town