Regular Show (2010) s04e30 Episode Script

And so Skips goes, if you make me fight one of those things again, you better hope it kills me.
Nice one.
- Guys, guys! You ready for tonight? - What's tonight? The meteor shower! I sent you guys like 5 texts about it.
Meteor shower Oh yeah, ones in a lifetime meteor shower.
Whats the big deal about this one again? The meteors fly much closer due to the tragic generation of our region's ozone layer.
Nice, that sounds awesome.
The peak of the meteors shower is at midnight tonight, I know a great place where we could watch: Lookout Mountain.
Oh, you mean Make-out Mountain; I've totally been there.
Make-out Mountain? Sounds like a great spot; count me in.
Sure, me too.
Are you sure you won't be scared, Mordecai? Up on a mountain top in the dark.
No, what's there to be scared of, a bunch people sitting in their cars making out.
Why would I be scared of that? Well, we gotta get back to work.
Yeah, see you there, dudes.
Friend zone.
What, no way.
Dude, she called you dude, dude.
That says it all.
We can't be in the friends zone.
We already kissed, remember in the airport.
Oh yeah, you kissed her, is that what happened? Oh man, you're right she kissed me.
But is was still a kiss, same diff.
No man, different diff, you were dropping her off at the airport that was a goodbye kiss, and that was like two weeks ago.
You've done anything about it since? No huh, probably cause you're not into her, cause that's what she's thinking.
Why am I even talking to you about this? Come on its easy! Just go "Margaret sorry I've been a wus about kissing you", and she"ll be all "Thats ok Mordecai, I'm way into losers", and then you'll be all Ow! - Knock it off! - Come on! I'm just trying to keep you out of the friend zone, man.
There is no friend zone, I'm gonna kiss Margaret tonight, and its gonna be awesome.
Look up, what's that way up high, shooting stars in the sky, sailing up high.
There's no denying.
Let stars be shining.
As the heavens are aligning! Shine, shine, shine! Shine, shine, sh-shimmey shine! To clear off the confusion, the stars are made of gas.
They shine from thermo-nuclear fusion.
Uhh, thanks for clearing that up, Eileen.
This is awesome! Aw yeah! Best seat in the house! Alright! Perfect view! Hey, don't hog the whole blanket.
So Eileen, when are the meteors supposed to show up? Not for another hour.
In the meantime, I like to take down new stars in my star log.
In my astronomy club, we pick uncharted stars and name them and I got to name that greenish one "Ronny Less 5".
Best 80 dollars I spent.
I wanna name a star! I'm gonna name that moving one "Star Guss the Destructor"! Umm, that's a satellite Rigby.
This is gonna be a historic meteor shower.
Two celestural bodys wil converge for the first time ever.
Which means if they don't get together now, they will never get together again.
And then, they will burn down and die.
- Which of its- - Man, I'm never gonna kiss Margaret while Eileen talking star-gibberish.
Uhh, hey anybody want snacks? Snacks? Snacks? I know I want snacks.
Rigby does too.
What's your problem man?! Dude, I can't kiss Margaret with you and Eileen here.
I want you two to go somewhere else or something.
What, no! I'm fine just where I am.
I don't wanna walk all far just for you to not do anything! Take these "Choco-gooey-choco-ducks" and get out of here! Ugh, you're lucky I like "Choco-gooey-choco-ducks".
Hey Eileen, lets go up there.
We'll get a better view.
Oh good idea! Maybe we'll see Orion's belt! Friend zone! - It's really nice up here.
- Yeah.
You're kinda quiet.
What are you thinking about? Oh, I don't know, the future.
Oh man, have you seen "Space Warrior 2"? That's a great futuristic film! I mean't my future.
I applied to 3 schools, but I haven't heard anything back yet.
Eh don't worry.
I'm sure you'll hear something soon.
You know what they say "envolopes thin, didn't get in, envolopes fat, school is where it's at!" What? People don't say that.
But it's true though.
You shouldn't worry.
College is a lot of fun.
I had lots of fun at Arts school before I left.
You think you'll ever go back? Oh, I don't know, maybe.
Maybe I'll just stay working for the park for the rest of my life.
It's just weird of not knowing what's gonna happen.
What if I don't get into any of them? I think I sounded really dumb in those interviews.
You never sound dumb Margaret.
I'm sure you did fine.
So uhh, how 'bout a toast? Whoa, fancy.
Only the finest of beverages for the future journalism major.
Stop it! So, uhh, what should we toast to? How 'bout to us being good friends forever! Yeah friends.
Cheers! Aw man, I'm so sorry! Don't worry, it's fine, - there's some paper towels in the- - Yeah, yeah.
I'm not sure if this is even better than sitting where we were before, Rigby.
Naw, it's fine just keep looking.
Aw what?! What's the matter? Uhh, we're out of snacks.
Stay here, I'll be right back.
Okay, but hurry! I think they're entering the Mesosphere! What's up man? Taken down by all the tongue-wrestling yet with Margaret? Dude, knock it off! I haven't kissed her yet.
Yeah, well what have you been doing? Talking.
We're having a serious conversation.
Talking huh? Sounds like what people do in the friend zone.
Will you stop it with the friend zone! There's no such thing! Look man, stop wasting time! You have a great chance tonight! Don't blow it like you always do! I'm working on it, lay off! Stop working on it and start making out! Before the door closes! Where are those chips? Hey, hey! Clean up on aisle Margaret! Thanks! Man, it got cold huh? Yeah.
Put your arm around her! Put your arm around her! You could wear a bunch of these paper towels! Like it makeshift quilt! What is wrong with you?! What How long is it gonna take for you to finally kiss her!? Dude, come on! Just kiss her already! Mordecai, we're friends right? Yeah, we're friends.
I can tell you anything right? Of course.
There's one reason I don't wanna leave.
This is it.
She's setting you up.
Just pull the trigger.
I I would really miss you Mordecai.
It's beautiful! I can't take this anymore! MORDECAI! FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE! FRIEND ZONE! Why is he saying "friend zone"? Dude, quit it! NO! I can't stand this anymore! You're not gonna mess this up again, man! Just go for it! I just need more time! There is no more time! Dude, I'm just trying to save you from the friend zone! Dude! For the last time, there is no friend zone! Margaret?! Margaret! She can't hear you! You guys are just friends.
Welcome Mordecai.
I'm the Guardian of the Friend Zone.
What? The friend zone's not a real place! Aw but it is, a place of friendly handshakes, back pats, side hugs, a pletonic relm where romance goes to die.
Let us out! I don't wanna be here! I'm sorry Mordecai.
You waited too long.
NOO!! No! I wanted to kiss her so many times.
But, I never got a good opening.
Aw, but you did.
Each time, you hesitated.
You let all those opportunities past.
You just didn't believe in yourself.
You must be brave enough to show your true feelings.
Only then, you will be freed out of the friend zone.
It's just I liked Margaret for so long.
What if she's not into me? Aw, see that? "What if"? It's time you stop wondering "what if" and you just went for it.
Then you'll know how much she feels about you.
How do you know? You're just a floating talking asteroid thing.
Believe it or not, I too was in this very situation.
Many times, Angie, Christine, Lola.
How do you think I became the guardian of the friend zone! Look, I'm just trying to keep you, from making the same mistake I did! THEN LET ME OUT!! Chill out! That friendship glass is expensive! Look, I'm gonna give you another chance alright.
But you better not back out.
No, no.
I'll swear I'll do it.
Okay, go get her champ! Mordecai, where are we? Right where I wanna be.
Mordecai, Margaret, I now pronounce you, out of the friend zone! It's getting late.
We should probably take off.
Did you see it! Did you see it! What you think! What you think! It was amazing.
Man, wait until my astronomy club hears about this! I never seen celestural bodys come together like that!