We Bare Bears (2015) s04e47 Episode Script
Lord of the Poppies
1 Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da ba-da-ba-da-ba Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da Let's go! We'll be there A wink and a smile and a great, old time Yeah, we'll be there Wherever we are, there's fun to be found We'll be there when you turn that corner We'll jump out the bush With a big bear hug and a smile We'll be there [Music.]
[military music.]
- [Gasps.]
Look over there! - I see it! [Kids cheering.]
Oh, yes! Ha! Tabes, thanks so much for bringing me along.
Thank you for coming.
I need someone I trust to help the Poppies earn their very first "Island Camping Badge.
" Girls: Ooooh.
You got it, Tabes.
I'm all about camping.
Well, let's hope he doesn't mess anything up.
Yeah, like last time.
Remember "Forest Camping Badge"? [music.]
I didn't do it! - And remember "Desert Camping Badge"? - Deserts, cactus Aah! I didn't do it! Ugh, and don't even get me started on the "Underwater Camping Badge.
" [muffled.]
Aah! How did he even start a fire underwater? Whoa! Come on, girls.
Don't worry.
I got this.
This is gonna be great! Here we are.
Careful, everyone.
All right, rangers, get ready to set-up camp.
Oops! Almost forgot.
Can't start making camp without my trusty "Elite Ranger Guidebook.
" Now let's get started.
Wallace tents! Tents! Checked and prepared! Sleeping bags! Together: Sleeping bags, check! Let's get started on the campfire.
[blows.]
Good.
Very nice.
And make sure you have some bug spray on you.
Bug spray check.
- Whoa, a flare gun - Uhp, uhp, uhp! Whoa there, Grizz.
Careful with the flare gun.
That's very dangerous.
[music.]
Very nice, rangers.
Form in.
Ranger Tabes, we're getting hungry.
- Can we eat lunch now? - Great idea, Nguyen.
Grizz, go grab our lunch packs.
Aye-aye, Ranger Tabes.
[Grunts.]
Uhh, I can't find the food.
Where'd it go? No way.
I packed those lunches myself.
Strange.
I remember grabbing them.
Backpack check.
And can't forget our food.
Oh, Tabes, I got bug spray in my eyes! Aw, Grizz, not again.
Oh, no.
I left the fridge open.
- No food? - Aw.
Ugh! Of course it's bear guy's fault.
Now, hold on, girls.
It's my fault, too.
Hmmm.
What do we do? Well, I guess I'll just have to go get some food.
- Wait, Tabes.
- You're not going to leave us here with bear guy in charge, are you? Don't worry, you guys will be fine.
I'll be back shortly! - Uh, um - Oh, and here.
If you have any questions, just follow the guidebook.
[Gasps.]
The "Elite Ranger Guidebook.
" All: Ooooh.
You have the book, Grizz.
You're in charge! You, Grizz! Together: Aye-aye, Ranger Tabes! [Clock ticking, dings.]
Huh.
My butt fell asleep.
bear guy, when is Ranger Tabes coming back? [Grumbling.]
[All groan.]
I don't know.
I wonder what's taking Tabes so long.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't see her anywhere.
[Grumbling.]
[All groan.]
I bet she got devoured by seagulls.
Why would you say something like that? What? It could happen.
[Girls bickering.]
Um, girls.
Um, hey.
Hey, everything's gonna be okay.
We'll, uh We're gonna get some food soon.
You're pathetic, ranger! Huh? [Gasps.]
My shoulder ranger! What are you doing still standing around, maggot? Find these girls some food.
You're the one with the book.
Tabes made you the leader Start acting like one.
No, don't do it.
You know it'll happen again.
Don't listen to that guy.
He ain't a ranger, he's a loser! Whoa! Whoa! Kind of harsh, man.
Nah, he's right.
I'm a loser.
Oh, hey, don't be so hard on yourself, son.
Why don't we get some ice cream? Would you like that? Yeah? Okay.
But seriously, though, save the children.
[Girls bickering.]
Everyone, stop! I have the guidebook, so listen up.
And don't worry, Poppies, I'll find us some food.
There should be some edible berries around here.
Are those edible, bear guy? Well, all right, let's see here.
White and yellow, deadly fellow.
Blue and black, friendly Jack.
Hmm.
Uh, am I colorblind? Well, I think we can eat these.
Are you sure? Let me see the book.
Ah! Ah! I'm the one who holds the book.
Yeah, these are good to eat.
- Here, try these.
- Me? Okay.
[Barfing and coughing.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Uh, my bad.
[Chuckles nervously.]
We still have plenty of options in the book.
All right, come here, girls! I'll show you how it's done.
All right, first, grab the spear like this, and do this! [Grunting.]
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Bubbling.]
[music.]
G-Go catch the fish, bear guy.
Run, girls! Run! [All screaming.]
[music.]
[Squawking.]
[music.]
Okay, Poppies, this is our last chance, 'cause we are really running out of options.
All: Shhhhh.
All right, here's the plan.
On the count of three, we sneak up and grab it quietly.
- Got it.
- Okay.
12 [Imitates gun cocking.]
[All gasp.]
What? Aaah!! Hasta la vista, birdie! Bear guy, what are you doing?! That was our last chance at food! Oh, come on.
That can't be the only bird on the island.
[Birds squawking.]
[Girls groan.]
Aah! I can't take it anymore.
Don't worry.
It's gonna be okay.
- My hands, they're blurry.
- [chomps.]
Tastes like chicken.
Yeesh! Okay, uh, hold on, girls.
Let me just, uh, check the book real quick.
It's, uh, gonna be okay.
Ugh.
Food I need food.
Chew! I-I needs to chew! Maybe my stomach can eat itself.
Got to be another edible animal on this island.
Hmm? Hmm Poison oak.
Poison ivy.
Well, I think the only thing we can do is to lick moss off the rocks.
What do you say? Um, what's up, Wallace? You're uhh looking at me kind of funny.
- Hey, bear guy, you look good.
- Yeah, you look great.
- Juicy.
- Juicy, huh? I guess I've been doing squats.
[Chomp.]
Aah! Hey! No, get off me! [music.]
Diaz, what are you doing? What? Oh, W-Wallace, give me back the book, please.
- Wallace! [kids grunting.]
- Get him.
[Both grunting.]
Aah! Hey, guys.
Easy.
Easy.
W-What's going on? Aah! Oh, gosh! What's happening? [kids roaring.]
[music.]
Uhum Poppies, what's happening? Guys?! [music.]
[Chuckles.]
[Both growling.]
Raah!! No recipe on cooking bear.
I guess we'll just have to grill you till you're crispy.
- I think we should boil him into stew.
- No! We grill! I have the book, I call the shots.
Now put logs on the fire, chop-chop! [Growls.]
Oh, gosh.
What do I do? I need help! Oh, thank goodness.
It's you.
I got you, soldier.
Hmm Ha! All right, listen up, they can't eat you if they're too busy fighting each other, eh? W-What do you mean? Turn them on each other, boy.
That's what you got to do.
I can't do that! T-That's terrible! Ah! The voice of reason.
Tell me what to do.
- Actually, I agree with him.
- You what? Eaten by little girls? Not a good way to go out, soldier.
Don't want to get roasted.
Trust me, I know.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Okay, we're out! - You can do this soldier.
- Peace.
Yeah.
[Chuckles mischievously.]
Psst! Hey, Nguyen.
- Wallace said not to talk to you.
- Who cares what Wallace says? Everybody.
She has the book.
Well, you could just as easily have the book.
I mean, you're probably more qualified.
- Really? [Growls.]
- Definitely.
Go get the book.
Hey, Nguyen.
Stop talking to dinner.
I'll do what I want, Wallace! You can't tell me what to do.
Yes, I can.
I have the book, remember? Hey, you guys starting a fight or something? [Both growl.]
Oh, hey, girls, just in time.
Nguyen and Wallace were just deciding - who should be the leader.
- Ha! You're both trash.
- I should be the leader.
- Oh, a challenger has appeared.
- What'd you say?! - Yeah, watch it! Or what? You're gonna wave your book at me? Ho-ho! You gonna take that, Wallace? - That's funny, said no one.
- Oh, dang! - You're short and you smell.
- Your face looks like feet.
- Your face looks like butt! - Quiet, you buttface! I'm gonna rip your butt off.
- Okay, well, that's a little - I'll tear you apart! Give me that book! Rawr! - Ranger war! - No, girls! [music.]
Oh, no.
What have I done? Grizz: No! No spears! No! No, we don't do that! [Chuckles.]
Ha-ha! Huh? Hey, stop chasing each other! [Both coughing.]
The book! [Girls growling.]
- Um, hey, Poppies.
- Hyah! [Girls yelling.]
[yells.]
Stop!! Girls: Huh? Stop! [Inhales deeply.]
- Just eat me.
- What? What?! This is all my fault.
I have to take responsibility.
Don't sacrifice yourself, son! This is madness.
- Yeah, I kind of want to live.
- Aah! Stop it, you two! Okay, you shoulder rangers think you're so smart telling me what to do! Well, you know what? You're both bad! Tabes left me in charge of these sweet girls, and I messed it all up.
I have to make it right.
Okay! Okay! We get it! Sheesh! - All right, do what you want.
- Make better choices in the next life.
Um, bear guy, are you sure you want us to eat you? Yes.
Keeping you all alive is my responsibility.
Mm.
Okay.
Do it! Do it! Girls: Aaaaah! [Screaming.]
Tabes: Hey, girls, I'm back.
Who's hungry for some hot, fresh p What the? - Guys, I was only gone for an hour.
- Do we still get our badge? - [Clacking.]
Done! - Done.
[military music.]
- [Gasps.]
Look over there! - I see it! [Kids cheering.]
Oh, yes! Ha! Tabes, thanks so much for bringing me along.
Thank you for coming.
I need someone I trust to help the Poppies earn their very first "Island Camping Badge.
" Girls: Ooooh.
You got it, Tabes.
I'm all about camping.
Well, let's hope he doesn't mess anything up.
Yeah, like last time.
Remember "Forest Camping Badge"? [music.]
I didn't do it! - And remember "Desert Camping Badge"? - Deserts, cactus Aah! I didn't do it! Ugh, and don't even get me started on the "Underwater Camping Badge.
" [muffled.]
Aah! How did he even start a fire underwater? Whoa! Come on, girls.
Don't worry.
I got this.
This is gonna be great! Here we are.
Careful, everyone.
All right, rangers, get ready to set-up camp.
Oops! Almost forgot.
Can't start making camp without my trusty "Elite Ranger Guidebook.
" Now let's get started.
Wallace tents! Tents! Checked and prepared! Sleeping bags! Together: Sleeping bags, check! Let's get started on the campfire.
[blows.]
Good.
Very nice.
And make sure you have some bug spray on you.
Bug spray check.
- Whoa, a flare gun - Uhp, uhp, uhp! Whoa there, Grizz.
Careful with the flare gun.
That's very dangerous.
[music.]
Very nice, rangers.
Form in.
Ranger Tabes, we're getting hungry.
- Can we eat lunch now? - Great idea, Nguyen.
Grizz, go grab our lunch packs.
Aye-aye, Ranger Tabes.
[Grunts.]
Uhh, I can't find the food.
Where'd it go? No way.
I packed those lunches myself.
Strange.
I remember grabbing them.
Backpack check.
And can't forget our food.
Oh, Tabes, I got bug spray in my eyes! Aw, Grizz, not again.
Oh, no.
I left the fridge open.
- No food? - Aw.
Ugh! Of course it's bear guy's fault.
Now, hold on, girls.
It's my fault, too.
Hmmm.
What do we do? Well, I guess I'll just have to go get some food.
- Wait, Tabes.
- You're not going to leave us here with bear guy in charge, are you? Don't worry, you guys will be fine.
I'll be back shortly! - Uh, um - Oh, and here.
If you have any questions, just follow the guidebook.
[Gasps.]
The "Elite Ranger Guidebook.
" All: Ooooh.
You have the book, Grizz.
You're in charge! You, Grizz! Together: Aye-aye, Ranger Tabes! [Clock ticking, dings.]
Huh.
My butt fell asleep.
bear guy, when is Ranger Tabes coming back? [Grumbling.]
[All groan.]
I don't know.
I wonder what's taking Tabes so long.
Hmm.
Yeah, I don't see her anywhere.
[Grumbling.]
[All groan.]
I bet she got devoured by seagulls.
Why would you say something like that? What? It could happen.
[Girls bickering.]
Um, girls.
Um, hey.
Hey, everything's gonna be okay.
We'll, uh We're gonna get some food soon.
You're pathetic, ranger! Huh? [Gasps.]
My shoulder ranger! What are you doing still standing around, maggot? Find these girls some food.
You're the one with the book.
Tabes made you the leader Start acting like one.
No, don't do it.
You know it'll happen again.
Don't listen to that guy.
He ain't a ranger, he's a loser! Whoa! Whoa! Kind of harsh, man.
Nah, he's right.
I'm a loser.
Oh, hey, don't be so hard on yourself, son.
Why don't we get some ice cream? Would you like that? Yeah? Okay.
But seriously, though, save the children.
[Girls bickering.]
Everyone, stop! I have the guidebook, so listen up.
And don't worry, Poppies, I'll find us some food.
There should be some edible berries around here.
Are those edible, bear guy? Well, all right, let's see here.
White and yellow, deadly fellow.
Blue and black, friendly Jack.
Hmm.
Uh, am I colorblind? Well, I think we can eat these.
Are you sure? Let me see the book.
Ah! Ah! I'm the one who holds the book.
Yeah, these are good to eat.
- Here, try these.
- Me? Okay.
[Barfing and coughing.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Uh, my bad.
[Chuckles nervously.]
We still have plenty of options in the book.
All right, come here, girls! I'll show you how it's done.
All right, first, grab the spear like this, and do this! [Grunting.]
[Gasps.]
Whoa! [Bubbling.]
[music.]
G-Go catch the fish, bear guy.
Run, girls! Run! [All screaming.]
[music.]
[Squawking.]
[music.]
Okay, Poppies, this is our last chance, 'cause we are really running out of options.
All: Shhhhh.
All right, here's the plan.
On the count of three, we sneak up and grab it quietly.
- Got it.
- Okay.
12 [Imitates gun cocking.]
[All gasp.]
What? Aaah!! Hasta la vista, birdie! Bear guy, what are you doing?! That was our last chance at food! Oh, come on.
That can't be the only bird on the island.
[Birds squawking.]
[Girls groan.]
Aah! I can't take it anymore.
Don't worry.
It's gonna be okay.
- My hands, they're blurry.
- [chomps.]
Tastes like chicken.
Yeesh! Okay, uh, hold on, girls.
Let me just, uh, check the book real quick.
It's, uh, gonna be okay.
Ugh.
Food I need food.
Chew! I-I needs to chew! Maybe my stomach can eat itself.
Got to be another edible animal on this island.
Hmm? Hmm Poison oak.
Poison ivy.
Well, I think the only thing we can do is to lick moss off the rocks.
What do you say? Um, what's up, Wallace? You're uhh looking at me kind of funny.
- Hey, bear guy, you look good.
- Yeah, you look great.
- Juicy.
- Juicy, huh? I guess I've been doing squats.
[Chomp.]
Aah! Hey! No, get off me! [music.]
Diaz, what are you doing? What? Oh, W-Wallace, give me back the book, please.
- Wallace! [kids grunting.]
- Get him.
[Both grunting.]
Aah! Hey, guys.
Easy.
Easy.
W-What's going on? Aah! Oh, gosh! What's happening? [kids roaring.]
[music.]
Uhum Poppies, what's happening? Guys?! [music.]
[Chuckles.]
[Both growling.]
Raah!! No recipe on cooking bear.
I guess we'll just have to grill you till you're crispy.
- I think we should boil him into stew.
- No! We grill! I have the book, I call the shots.
Now put logs on the fire, chop-chop! [Growls.]
Oh, gosh.
What do I do? I need help! Oh, thank goodness.
It's you.
I got you, soldier.
Hmm Ha! All right, listen up, they can't eat you if they're too busy fighting each other, eh? W-What do you mean? Turn them on each other, boy.
That's what you got to do.
I can't do that! T-That's terrible! Ah! The voice of reason.
Tell me what to do.
- Actually, I agree with him.
- You what? Eaten by little girls? Not a good way to go out, soldier.
Don't want to get roasted.
Trust me, I know.
- Yeah, that's true.
- Okay, we're out! - You can do this soldier.
- Peace.
Yeah.
[Chuckles mischievously.]
Psst! Hey, Nguyen.
- Wallace said not to talk to you.
- Who cares what Wallace says? Everybody.
She has the book.
Well, you could just as easily have the book.
I mean, you're probably more qualified.
- Really? [Growls.]
- Definitely.
Go get the book.
Hey, Nguyen.
Stop talking to dinner.
I'll do what I want, Wallace! You can't tell me what to do.
Yes, I can.
I have the book, remember? Hey, you guys starting a fight or something? [Both growl.]
Oh, hey, girls, just in time.
Nguyen and Wallace were just deciding - who should be the leader.
- Ha! You're both trash.
- I should be the leader.
- Oh, a challenger has appeared.
- What'd you say?! - Yeah, watch it! Or what? You're gonna wave your book at me? Ho-ho! You gonna take that, Wallace? - That's funny, said no one.
- Oh, dang! - You're short and you smell.
- Your face looks like feet.
- Your face looks like butt! - Quiet, you buttface! I'm gonna rip your butt off.
- Okay, well, that's a little - I'll tear you apart! Give me that book! Rawr! - Ranger war! - No, girls! [music.]
Oh, no.
What have I done? Grizz: No! No spears! No! No, we don't do that! [Chuckles.]
Ha-ha! Huh? Hey, stop chasing each other! [Both coughing.]
The book! [Girls growling.]
- Um, hey, Poppies.
- Hyah! [Girls yelling.]
[yells.]
Stop!! Girls: Huh? Stop! [Inhales deeply.]
- Just eat me.
- What? What?! This is all my fault.
I have to take responsibility.
Don't sacrifice yourself, son! This is madness.
- Yeah, I kind of want to live.
- Aah! Stop it, you two! Okay, you shoulder rangers think you're so smart telling me what to do! Well, you know what? You're both bad! Tabes left me in charge of these sweet girls, and I messed it all up.
I have to make it right.
Okay! Okay! We get it! Sheesh! - All right, do what you want.
- Make better choices in the next life.
Um, bear guy, are you sure you want us to eat you? Yes.
Keeping you all alive is my responsibility.
Mm.
Okay.
Do it! Do it! Girls: Aaaaah! [Screaming.]
Tabes: Hey, girls, I'm back.
Who's hungry for some hot, fresh p What the? - Guys, I was only gone for an hour.
- Do we still get our badge? - [Clacking.]
Done! - Done.