Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2013) s04e91 Episode Script
Webisode 1 - Teaser
[Kamala Khan.]
And there came a day like no other.
Black Widow, Captain America, Falcon, Hawkeye, Hulk, Iron Man, and Thor, coming together as the greatest hero team ever Earth's mightiest heroes, the Avengers! [groans.]
[groans.]
Kamala, are all your reports about superheroes? Not all of them.
Hmm? No.
Wait.
You're right.
It's pretty much all of them.
Tell Mom and Dad I'm gonna be home late.
I don't know.
Tell Abu and Ammi I'm joining the Avengers.
I was being sarcastic.
Don't actually tell them that.
[chattering.]
Uh-oh.
Just say I'm doing community service.
It'll look good on my college applications.
- They won't ask questions if it's for college.
- Hey! Okay.
Gotta go.
[phone beeps off.]
'Cause Ms.
Marvel's on duty.
[officer.]
No idea what happened.
Truck driver ran off.
Huh.
Truck's empty.
But the tech inside looks like Oh, no! [grunts.]
[grunting.]
Ugh! You again? Why would anyone weaponize a giant frog? And why do I always end up having to clean it up? [croaks.]
Hey, I didn't ask for your life story.
[croaking.]
[grunts.]
[grunting.]
Other heroes get cool archenemies.
I get an angry amphibian.
[grunts.]
Ewww! I don't have time for this.
[croaks.]
Get your green butt back here! [yelling.]
- [croaks.]
- Oh, no, you don't! Okay.
Gotta go.
Okay, I - Bye! - Wait.
What? [Kamala.]
My first day, and I'm already late.
But it's okay.
I'm ready for this.
Whoa! Avengers Compound is really big, and kind of sort of intimidating.
[inhales, exhales deeply.]
You can do this.
You are totally ready for this.
Captain Marvel! She's so awesome! The Vision! He's awesome too.
Wasp! At least, I think that's Wasp.
So small it's hard to tell.
Yep, that's Wasp.
[combat thudding.]
And she's awesome too.
What am I even doing here? [gasps.]
Well, leaving so soon? Cap! Yeah, suddenly, I'm not feeling well.
Stomachache, and orthodontist appointment, and my printer broke.
So, maybe I'll come back later.
Bye! [running footfalls.]
Kamala, is everything okay? Man, I feel guilty trying to lie to Captain America.
[inhales.]
I thought I could do this, but look at them.
Those are Avengers.
I'm just a kid.
The others are just like you.
They're Avengers.
They've all been where you are right now.
I know you mean well, Cap, but [sighs.]
I don't think I'm ready to be an Avenger.
And there came a day like no other.
Black Widow, Captain America, Falcon, Hawkeye, Hulk, Iron Man, and Thor, coming together as the greatest hero team ever Earth's mightiest heroes, the Avengers! [groans.]
[groans.]
Kamala, are all your reports about superheroes? Not all of them.
Hmm? No.
Wait.
You're right.
It's pretty much all of them.
Tell Mom and Dad I'm gonna be home late.
I don't know.
Tell Abu and Ammi I'm joining the Avengers.
I was being sarcastic.
Don't actually tell them that.
[chattering.]
Uh-oh.
Just say I'm doing community service.
It'll look good on my college applications.
- They won't ask questions if it's for college.
- Hey! Okay.
Gotta go.
[phone beeps off.]
'Cause Ms.
Marvel's on duty.
[officer.]
No idea what happened.
Truck driver ran off.
Huh.
Truck's empty.
But the tech inside looks like Oh, no! [grunts.]
[grunting.]
Ugh! You again? Why would anyone weaponize a giant frog? And why do I always end up having to clean it up? [croaks.]
Hey, I didn't ask for your life story.
[croaking.]
[grunts.]
[grunting.]
Other heroes get cool archenemies.
I get an angry amphibian.
[grunts.]
Ewww! I don't have time for this.
[croaks.]
Get your green butt back here! [yelling.]
- [croaks.]
- Oh, no, you don't! Okay.
Gotta go.
Okay, I - Bye! - Wait.
What? [Kamala.]
My first day, and I'm already late.
But it's okay.
I'm ready for this.
Whoa! Avengers Compound is really big, and kind of sort of intimidating.
[inhales, exhales deeply.]
You can do this.
You are totally ready for this.
Captain Marvel! She's so awesome! The Vision! He's awesome too.
Wasp! At least, I think that's Wasp.
So small it's hard to tell.
Yep, that's Wasp.
[combat thudding.]
And she's awesome too.
What am I even doing here? [gasps.]
Well, leaving so soon? Cap! Yeah, suddenly, I'm not feeling well.
Stomachache, and orthodontist appointment, and my printer broke.
So, maybe I'll come back later.
Bye! [running footfalls.]
Kamala, is everything okay? Man, I feel guilty trying to lie to Captain America.
[inhales.]
I thought I could do this, but look at them.
Those are Avengers.
I'm just a kid.
The others are just like you.
They're Avengers.
They've all been where you are right now.
I know you mean well, Cap, but [sighs.]
I don't think I'm ready to be an Avenger.