Teen Titans Go! (2013) s04e93 Episode Script
Top of the Titans: Beast Boy and Cyborg Songs
1 Robin: From Jump City, It's "Top of the Titans", the only countdown of the top songs from "Teen Titans Go!" as determined by Birdarang.
We're counting down the 14 best songs from the raddest bros you know, Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Here's a tight rap that's off the heezy.
I just got some more money than I can spend, so I'm thinking up new ways to use it.
Check it, boy.
[Rapping.]
I bought a gold boat Bought a gold star Bought a gold bear, put him in the gold car Bought a gold fridge, filled it with some gold food Bought a gold me, I call him "the gold dude" I'm makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money - Girl - I've stacked my money, brick by brick Check my gold fronts, I go lick, lick, lick Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Ooh! Here's your birthday present, by the way.
What the Titans got That nobody else got? What the Titans got That nobody else got? What the Titans got? Both: Teen Titans got go Just one question we gonna ask - But when we ask it - When we ask it Better answer it fast What the Titans got? That nobody else got? What the Titans got Teen Titans got go [Crowd cheers.]
This two-dude crew is always diggity-down to spend some time together.
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
[Whimpers.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
My bro Is some place Thinkin' about me and my cute, cute face My bro Where you at? I know you're thinkin' about me Booyah to that - My bro - Yeah, buddy - There you are - Here I am Lookin' right at me How bizarre Both: My bro I love you so - Your sweet eyebrows - Your fab mustachio My bro My bro My bro My bro-o-o-o Stakeout [Rapping.]
Hidin' out in cars - Stakeout - Pizza, chocolate bars - Stakeout - Staying up real late - Stakeout - Puke up what you ate - Stakeout - It's just what we do - Stakeout - Shaggy, Scooby-Doo - Stakeout - Spot a creepin' dude - Stakeout - Bust a creepin' dude Stop! Oh, snap.
If there's one thing these fools love more than each other, it's food.
[Sitar plays.]
[Guitar chord plays.]
Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Wow.
Incredibly annoying.
When I say, "I want", you say "Pie!" - I want - Pie! - I want - Pie! When I say, "Yummy", you say, "Pie" - Yummy.
- Pie! - Yummy.
- Pie! - Apple - Rhubarb - Peach or - Pear Any kind, we don't care - I love pie! - Yeah, I love pie! Oh, we l-l-l-l-l-l-love love pie Hola, amigos! It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song about the most beloved food in the whole entire world! The burrito, the burrito It's awesome and is so good to eat The burrito, the burrito It's filled with good things to eat Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da Burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da Burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese Put that patty in between, it's burger - What, what? - It's burger - What, what? - Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese Put that patty in between, it's burger - What, what? - It's burger Whoo! She gonna eat it, she gonna eat it Mmm-mmm, she's gonna eat it Eat it, she's gonna eat it Mm-mmm, she's gonna eat it Cyborg: Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meatball Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meatball Silver dollars, short stacks Syrup on my flapjacks Pancakes, pancakes We appreciate pancakes Both: Pancake club! That's not a real club.
It's real 'cause I like pancakes for real, mama.
These boys are always down to drop some righteous rhymes.
Check the ri-donk-ulous flow, yo.
Quick, Beast Boy! Tell us about your book! I love my book so much I wrote a song about it! My book has a front and a back with paper in the middle Got a lot of words in it, some are big, some are little With numbers on each page, you can't get lost So when I got my book open, man, I read like a boss I love the feel of the paper, the smell of the ink It challenges my brain muscles Man, it's making me think It's my book, baby There ain't no other like it Its my book, baby Whaaat! All: Oh! [Tape winds.]
Yo, demons! We just gots one thing to say.
Straight outta Azarath Crazy half-demon named Raven Prom queen of the evening Best believe your little boy that's green Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom queen Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom, queen Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom queen Mama Raven for prom queen [Audience cheers.]
- I'm a leprechaun now.
- You mean you can hook us up with rainbows and corned beef? [Whiffle, zap.]
All: Oh! I'ma live that leprechaun life, son! [Pan flute plays.]
Livin' that, livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that leprechaun life I got that shil-le-lagh Rainbow rider, baby Dancin' up on this tree Something, no stopping me Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage I'm livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that, livin' that, l-l-l-livin' that Leprechaun life [Pan flute plays.]
At number two, here's a song that's all about keeping it real.
There are plenty of really awesome things about being human, so go back to being a robot if you want, but first, let me take you on a real-boy adventure.
Man: Real-boy adventure! - That sounds weird.
- Really? I don't think so.
You could wear a sleeve pocket protector - Real boy - Walk through a metal detector - Real boy - You could write your name in snow - Real boy - Let your fingernails grow Real boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy You could catch an awesome tan - Real boy - Play in a big belly band Real boy [Rhythm plays.]
You could dance all night in the rain - Real boy - Did you know Bruce Wayne's a real, real boy? And he's the Batman.
I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy Real boy Real boy Real boy And topping the list at number one is this jiggety-jiggy jam, yo.
We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast, we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go, you oughta know I won't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings I can't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings [Engine starts, revs.]
Pull up, pull up, pull up Now we cruisin' in the wind She just couldn't wait to get out She textin' all of her friends Like, look at the whip that we in We coolin' for the weekend Drop the top and then we out We do this every season Sun shades on a sunny day Doing 80, and we switching lanes Just keep it cool and chillin' with the bae Don't call my phone, not hearing what you say Oh, what you say We ain't gotta keep this on the low Don't do it fast, we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go, you oughta know I won't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings Ohh! [Dolphin call sounds.]
[Wolf whistle.]
We're counting down the 14 best songs from the raddest bros you know, Beast Boy and Cyborg.
Here's a tight rap that's off the heezy.
I just got some more money than I can spend, so I'm thinking up new ways to use it.
Check it, boy.
[Rapping.]
I bought a gold boat Bought a gold star Bought a gold bear, put him in the gold car Bought a gold fridge, filled it with some gold food Bought a gold me, I call him "the gold dude" I'm makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money - Girl - I've stacked my money, brick by brick Check my gold fronts, I go lick, lick, lick Need a new wallet 'cause my money don't fit Bought a gold bomb that go tick, tick, tick Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Makin' that money, the pyramid mummy-money I'm makin' money, the pyramid-scheme money Ooh! Here's your birthday present, by the way.
What the Titans got That nobody else got? What the Titans got That nobody else got? What the Titans got? Both: Teen Titans got go Just one question we gonna ask - But when we ask it - When we ask it Better answer it fast What the Titans got? That nobody else got? What the Titans got Teen Titans got go [Crowd cheers.]
This two-dude crew is always diggity-down to spend some time together.
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
[Whimpers.]
[Sighs.]
[Sighs.]
My bro Is some place Thinkin' about me and my cute, cute face My bro Where you at? I know you're thinkin' about me Booyah to that - My bro - Yeah, buddy - There you are - Here I am Lookin' right at me How bizarre Both: My bro I love you so - Your sweet eyebrows - Your fab mustachio My bro My bro My bro My bro-o-o-o Stakeout [Rapping.]
Hidin' out in cars - Stakeout - Pizza, chocolate bars - Stakeout - Staying up real late - Stakeout - Puke up what you ate - Stakeout - It's just what we do - Stakeout - Shaggy, Scooby-Doo - Stakeout - Spot a creepin' dude - Stakeout - Bust a creepin' dude Stop! Oh, snap.
If there's one thing these fools love more than each other, it's food.
[Sitar plays.]
[Guitar chord plays.]
Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles, waffles Waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Waffles, waffles Wow.
Incredibly annoying.
When I say, "I want", you say "Pie!" - I want - Pie! - I want - Pie! When I say, "Yummy", you say, "Pie" - Yummy.
- Pie! - Yummy.
- Pie! - Apple - Rhubarb - Peach or - Pear Any kind, we don't care - I love pie! - Yeah, I love pie! Oh, we l-l-l-l-l-l-love love pie Hola, amigos! It is my absolute honor to sing to you a song about the most beloved food in the whole entire world! The burrito, the burrito It's awesome and is so good to eat The burrito, the burrito It's filled with good things to eat Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da Burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da Burritos are yummy and burgers are gross Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese Put that patty in between, it's burger - What, what? - It's burger - What, what? - Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese Put that patty in between, it's burger - What, what? - It's burger Whoo! She gonna eat it, she gonna eat it Mmm-mmm, she's gonna eat it Eat it, she's gonna eat it Mm-mmm, she's gonna eat it Cyborg: Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meatball Meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meatball Silver dollars, short stacks Syrup on my flapjacks Pancakes, pancakes We appreciate pancakes Both: Pancake club! That's not a real club.
It's real 'cause I like pancakes for real, mama.
These boys are always down to drop some righteous rhymes.
Check the ri-donk-ulous flow, yo.
Quick, Beast Boy! Tell us about your book! I love my book so much I wrote a song about it! My book has a front and a back with paper in the middle Got a lot of words in it, some are big, some are little With numbers on each page, you can't get lost So when I got my book open, man, I read like a boss I love the feel of the paper, the smell of the ink It challenges my brain muscles Man, it's making me think It's my book, baby There ain't no other like it Its my book, baby Whaaat! All: Oh! [Tape winds.]
Yo, demons! We just gots one thing to say.
Straight outta Azarath Crazy half-demon named Raven Prom queen of the evening Best believe your little boy that's green Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom queen Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom, queen Mama Raven for prom queen Prom queen, prom, prom queen Mama Raven for prom queen [Audience cheers.]
- I'm a leprechaun now.
- You mean you can hook us up with rainbows and corned beef? [Whiffle, zap.]
All: Oh! I'ma live that leprechaun life, son! [Pan flute plays.]
Livin' that, livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that leprechaun life I got that shil-le-lagh Rainbow rider, baby Dancin' up on this tree Something, no stopping me Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage Corned, corned beef, cabbage I'm livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that leprechaun life I'm livin' that, livin' that, l-l-l-livin' that Leprechaun life [Pan flute plays.]
At number two, here's a song that's all about keeping it real.
There are plenty of really awesome things about being human, so go back to being a robot if you want, but first, let me take you on a real-boy adventure.
Man: Real-boy adventure! - That sounds weird.
- Really? I don't think so.
You could wear a sleeve pocket protector - Real boy - Walk through a metal detector - Real boy - You could write your name in snow - Real boy - Let your fingernails grow Real boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy You could catch an awesome tan - Real boy - Play in a big belly band Real boy [Rhythm plays.]
You could dance all night in the rain - Real boy - Did you know Bruce Wayne's a real, real boy? And he's the Batman.
I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy I'm a boy, a really real boy I'm a boy, a real cool boy Real boy Real boy Real boy And topping the list at number one is this jiggety-jiggy jam, yo.
We ain't got to keep this on the low Don't do it fast, we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go, you oughta know I won't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings I can't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings [Engine starts, revs.]
Pull up, pull up, pull up Now we cruisin' in the wind She just couldn't wait to get out She textin' all of her friends Like, look at the whip that we in We coolin' for the weekend Drop the top and then we out We do this every season Sun shades on a sunny day Doing 80, and we switching lanes Just keep it cool and chillin' with the bae Don't call my phone, not hearing what you say Oh, what you say We ain't gotta keep this on the low Don't do it fast, we can take it slow Show you things that you ain't seen before Before you go, you oughta know I won't be catchin' villains But she got me catchin' feelings Ohh! [Dolphin call sounds.]
[Wolf whistle.]