Samurai Jack s05e01 Episode Script
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1 [Birds chirping.]
[People screaming.]
[Rumbling.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Engine revs.]
[Tire screeches.]
[Music.]
[Metal screeches.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
Yaaaaaah! [Growls.]
[Somber music.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
50 years have passed, but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[Exhales sharply.]
[Laughs maniacally.]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back, back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
[Music.]
All: Aaaaaakuuuuuuuu.
[Screaming.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Baby crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Baby crying.]
[Screaming.]
[Babies crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Babies crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Crying continues.]
[Gong bangs.]
Seven daughters to do your bidding, Master.
They will succeed where so many others have failed, and we will find favor in your glory.
[Dramatic music.]
[Shrieks.]
[Tires screeching.]
[Distant explosion.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Engine revs.]
[Chirping.]
[Engine shuts off.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Breathes deeply.]
[Slurps.]
Father: Why? Why? Why have you forsaken us? Have you forgotten, my son? No.
No.
Help! Help me, son! You must! Son, you are forgetting us! No.
You You never came back.
You left us.
You abandoned your purpose.
I haven't! You left us all to Many voice: [Distorted.]
Die! [All screaming.]
Aahh! [Dramatic music.]
[Horse whinnying.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Crickets chirping.]
[Owl hooting.]
Father: Son? [Music.]
Father? Why? I I We've been waiting for you so long, but you never came back.
No, Father, Aku destroyed the way home.
I don't understand! You were the only one who could save us! Father He destroyed everything! Everything is burning! You've forgotten your purpose! [Distorted voice.]
You've forsaken us! [Screaming.]
[Horse whinnies.]
Aaahh! [Tires screech.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Dramatic music.]
Ugh! Any mistake is certain death, and death is our failure.
[Music.]
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Birds chirping.]
Bask in the glory of what our master has created.
Admire its beauty, but know that the Samurai is out there leaving a wake of devastation wherever he goes.
That's why, my sweet Ashi, the daughters of Aku must stay focused, never relent, always attack.
Teach this one a lesson! [Dramatic music.]
Stop! The weak have no place with Aku.
[Bones crunching.]
Are you weak? [Grunting, gasping.]
Are you weak? [Grunting, breathing heavily.]
[Yelling.]
Are you weak?! [Screams.]
Yes.
Aku's fire stirs inside all of you.
To defeat the one, your senses must be sharp.
Their time is almost at hand.
Once they succeed, you will again honor us with your presence.
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Engine shuts off.]
[Dramatic music.]
Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe.
What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago just for you.
Oh, wait.
This is you, right? I mean, who could recognize you with all that gear and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who me.
[Scatting.]
Scaramouch the Merciless, the Pied Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby.
Also known as Aku's most favorite assassin, babe.
Oh, there it is, babe, the world-famous scowl.
Well, come on, Sammy, baby.
Whip it out.
You know what I'm talking about that crazy sword.
Let's get slicin' and dicin', swingin' and bashin', hackin' and slashin', babe.
Wait.
Back off, "Beardsly.
" Where is your sword, huh? I don't see it.
Oh? [Laughs.]
No, no, no, no, no, babe! Don't tell me you lost your sword.
[Metal clanging.]
[Laughs.]
Okay, Jacky, baby, you just make with the scowl while I make with the phone and call Aku.
[Keypad beeping.]
Beep, beep, beep, bo, dee, do, bip! [Line ringing.]
Aku: Who is this?! Aku, baby, how's it hanging, boss? Guess what I What? Hello?! Ooh, nice choreography, babe.
You haven't lost a step.
Well, then let's dance.
[Jazzy flute music.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Growls.]
[Silence.]
You know, babe, I wasn't crazy about the front scruff, but I am groovin' on the mane.
[Music.]
Child: Jack.
Help us, Jack.
[Gasps.]
Help us.
- Help us! [overlaping voices.]
- Help us, Jack! Please, no.
You must understand.
That samurai has gone beaucoup cuckoo.
[Children speaking indistinctly.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Horse whinnies.]
[Horse snorting.]
[Jazzy flute music.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Flute music stops.]
Hey, you might have destroyed my magic flute, but you can't destroy the musical magic that is me, babe.
[Scatting.]
[Continues scatting.]
[Scatting.]
[High-pitched whine.]
Dig that beautiful sound, baby.
Hey, babe, I told you I'm Aku's favorite.
No one plays the blades like I do.
[Blades squealing.]
No one! [Scatting.]
[Dagger squealing.]
Well, it's been fun, Jack-o, but I got to move on.
Au revoir.
That's French for, "You're dead, babe.
" [Dramatic music.]
Well, babe, time for me to shuffle offstage.
Looks like you're the headliner now.
[Grunts.]
[Scats.]
That's all, babe.
[Music.]
[Dramatic music.]
- Ashi.
- Ashi.
[Music.]
Your training is complete.
Go! Kill! You are seven, but now you wear the face of one, one purpose for which you were born to kill the Samurai! [Music.]
Watch out Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack Watch out Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Watch out Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out
[People screaming.]
[Rumbling.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Engine revs.]
[Tire screeches.]
[Music.]
[Metal screeches.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
Yaaaaaah! [Growls.]
[Somber music.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
[Zapping, beeping.]
50 years have passed, but I do not age.
Time has lost its effect on me.
[Exhales sharply.]
[Laughs maniacally.]
Yet the suffering continues.
Aku's grasp chokes the past, present, and future.
Hope is lost.
Gotta get back, back to the past.
Samurai Jack.
[Music.]
All: Aaaaaakuuuuuuuu.
[Screaming.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Baby crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Baby crying.]
[Screaming.]
[Babies crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Babies crying.]
[Gong bangs.]
[Crying continues.]
[Gong bangs.]
Seven daughters to do your bidding, Master.
They will succeed where so many others have failed, and we will find favor in your glory.
[Dramatic music.]
[Shrieks.]
[Tires screeching.]
[Distant explosion.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Engine revs.]
[Chirping.]
[Engine shuts off.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Breathes deeply.]
[Slurps.]
Father: Why? Why? Why have you forsaken us? Have you forgotten, my son? No.
No.
Help! Help me, son! You must! Son, you are forgetting us! No.
You You never came back.
You left us.
You abandoned your purpose.
I haven't! You left us all to Many voice: [Distorted.]
Die! [All screaming.]
Aahh! [Dramatic music.]
[Horse whinnying.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Crickets chirping.]
[Owl hooting.]
Father: Son? [Music.]
Father? Why? I I We've been waiting for you so long, but you never came back.
No, Father, Aku destroyed the way home.
I don't understand! You were the only one who could save us! Father He destroyed everything! Everything is burning! You've forgotten your purpose! [Distorted voice.]
You've forsaken us! [Screaming.]
[Horse whinnies.]
Aaahh! [Tires screech.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Dramatic music.]
Ugh! Any mistake is certain death, and death is our failure.
[Music.]
[Growls.]
[Grunts.]
[Music.]
[Birds chirping.]
Bask in the glory of what our master has created.
Admire its beauty, but know that the Samurai is out there leaving a wake of devastation wherever he goes.
That's why, my sweet Ashi, the daughters of Aku must stay focused, never relent, always attack.
Teach this one a lesson! [Dramatic music.]
Stop! The weak have no place with Aku.
[Bones crunching.]
Are you weak? [Grunting, gasping.]
Are you weak? [Grunting, breathing heavily.]
[Yelling.]
Are you weak?! [Screams.]
Yes.
Aku's fire stirs inside all of you.
To defeat the one, your senses must be sharp.
Their time is almost at hand.
Once they succeed, you will again honor us with your presence.
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Birds chirping.]
[Vehicle approaching.]
[Engine shuts off.]
[Dramatic music.]
Samurai Jack! Man, it is good to see you, babe.
What took you so long? I decimated this village days ago just for you.
Oh, wait.
This is you, right? I mean, who could recognize you with all that gear and ruggedness, baby? I'll tell you who me.
[Scatting.]
Scaramouch the Merciless, the Pied Piper of Ruination, the Crooner of Carnage, the Ambassador of Annihilation, the Eradicator of All, baby.
Also known as Aku's most favorite assassin, babe.
Oh, there it is, babe, the world-famous scowl.
Well, come on, Sammy, baby.
Whip it out.
You know what I'm talking about that crazy sword.
Let's get slicin' and dicin', swingin' and bashin', hackin' and slashin', babe.
Wait.
Back off, "Beardsly.
" Where is your sword, huh? I don't see it.
Oh? [Laughs.]
No, no, no, no, no, babe! Don't tell me you lost your sword.
[Metal clanging.]
[Laughs.]
Okay, Jacky, baby, you just make with the scowl while I make with the phone and call Aku.
[Keypad beeping.]
Beep, beep, beep, bo, dee, do, bip! [Line ringing.]
Aku: Who is this?! Aku, baby, how's it hanging, boss? Guess what I What? Hello?! Ooh, nice choreography, babe.
You haven't lost a step.
Well, then let's dance.
[Jazzy flute music.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Growls.]
[Silence.]
You know, babe, I wasn't crazy about the front scruff, but I am groovin' on the mane.
[Music.]
Child: Jack.
Help us, Jack.
[Gasps.]
Help us.
- Help us! [overlaping voices.]
- Help us, Jack! Please, no.
You must understand.
That samurai has gone beaucoup cuckoo.
[Children speaking indistinctly.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Horse whinnies.]
[Horse snorting.]
[Jazzy flute music.]
[Dramatic music.]
[Flute music stops.]
Hey, you might have destroyed my magic flute, but you can't destroy the musical magic that is me, babe.
[Scatting.]
[Continues scatting.]
[Scatting.]
[High-pitched whine.]
Dig that beautiful sound, baby.
Hey, babe, I told you I'm Aku's favorite.
No one plays the blades like I do.
[Blades squealing.]
No one! [Scatting.]
[Dagger squealing.]
Well, it's been fun, Jack-o, but I got to move on.
Au revoir.
That's French for, "You're dead, babe.
" [Dramatic music.]
Well, babe, time for me to shuffle offstage.
Looks like you're the headliner now.
[Grunts.]
[Scats.]
That's all, babe.
[Music.]
[Dramatic music.]
- Ashi.
- Ashi.
[Music.]
Your training is complete.
Go! Kill! You are seven, but now you wear the face of one, one purpose for which you were born to kill the Samurai! [Music.]
Watch out Gotta get back Back to the past Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out Gotta get back, back to the past, Samurai Jack Watch out Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Watch out Gotta get back Jack, Jack, Jack Samurai Jack Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack Wa-Watch out