Teen Titans (2003) s05e01 Episode Script

MENTO: Inside these walls is the most sinister weapon the Brotherhood of Evil has ever created.
[EXPLOSION.]
It must be destroyed.
MENTO: Doom Patrol, move out.
[GRUNTING.]
[RUMBLING.]
Out of my way.
This one's mine.
[GRUNTING.]
[EXPLOSIONS.]
MENTO: This is it.
The quantum generator.
NEGATIVE MAN: You mean that hunk of junk makes black holes? I don't intend to find out.
[BLAST.]
[BEEPING.]
- Beast Boy? - Sir, yes, sir.
Just like we practiced.
Peregrine falcon, now! [GROWLS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Tell your pet monkey to let the kid go, Brain.
You are hardly in a position to demand anything, Robot Man.
In just a few moments my quantum generator will be fully operational and the Doom Patrol will be its first victim.
Monsieur Mallah, crush him.
Beast Boy, change! [GRUNTING.]
[BARKING.]
[SCREECHING.]
[GIBBERING.]
Steve, he needs help.
He'll have to fend for himself, Rita.
All of you, take out that generator.
Go! [ALL SCREAMING.]
Monsieur Mallah if you please.
[GROANS.]
BRAIN: You've been a most agreeable adversary, Mento.
Farewell.
[ALL GRUNTING.]
Beast Boy, it's creating a black hole.
Destroy that machine.
It's It's too big.
I can't.
You must.
Do it now! [CRACKLING.]
[ALL GRUNTING.]
Think big.
Think big.
Think big.
[ROARING.]
[ALL GRUNT.]
[GRUNTS, GROANS.]
Negative Man, go.
Yeah, I'm on it.
[MACHINE LOSING POWER.]
It's over, Brain.
You may have destroyed the machine but you will never stop the mind.
[GRUNTS.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Way to go, kid.
Mento, I did it.
I got bigger.
The only thing you did is disobey a direct order.
I told you to destroy the generator, not save us.
Oh, give the kid a break.
Steve, please.
Rita, the boy won't listen.
Beast Boy, you'll never be a part of this team unless you can learn to follow orders.
Do I make myself clear? Yes, sir, I understand.
BEAST BOY: Beast Boy's All-Star Prop Comedy Revue.
I know what you're thinking.
There's nothing more annoying than when you can't play your tuba in the tub.
[SNORING.]
RAVEN: More annoying than this? Shh! Please, continue.
Well, that won't be a problem if you have a tuborkel.
Get it? It's part tuba, part snorkel: Tuborkel.
Huh? Well? [INHALES DEEPLY.]
[PLAYING BOUNCY TUNE.]
COMPUTER [OVER P.
A.
.]
: Intruder alert.
Intruder alert.
All right.
We're under attack.
So why isn't it attacking? Because it's for me.
[BEEPING.]
Beast Boy if this locator pod has found you, then you know what it means.
The Doom Patrol's in trouble.
MENTO: Our last location was in the Amazon jungle.
You should begin your search there.
Beast Boy, you know what must be done.
I'm counting on you.
- What could have happened to them? - It's the Brotherhood of Evil.
After we stopped their black-hole machine years ago they went underground.
Mento must have finally found them.
[BEEPING.]
Hey, guys, I'm picking something up.
[ALL GASP.]
- Beast Boy, is this? - The Doom Patrol's ship.
Or what's left of it.
[BEEPING.]
CYBORG: Well, nobody's home.
- Then we start looking.
- They could be anywhere.
Then we'll look everywhere.
This Patrol of Doom, why do you never speak of them? Seriously.
The Doom Patrol are legends.
You gotta have some good stories.
BEAST BOY: It was something I did once.
I'm a Titan now.
You're moving too slow.
He's acting strange, even for Beast Boy.
I think he's just worried.
The Doom Patrol raised him, they're like his family.
BEAST BOY: No! Robot Man, come on, wake up.
It's me, Beast Boy.
Cyborg, you have to fix him.
I'll do everything I can.
CYBORG: I'm picking up brain waves.
He's alive in there, somewhere.
Brain waves? CYBORG: The only part of him that's actually alive.
The rest is just machine.
In a lot of ways, he's a prototype of me.
Cross your fingers.
[POWERING UP.]
Mento! I'm on my way! Robot Man, stop! [BIRDS CRYING.]
[BEEPS.]
[WEAPON FIRING.]
[EXPLOSIONS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[CAMERA WHINING.]
[GROWLS.]
Mento.
Elastigirl.
Cliff, what's going on? An ambush.
Came out of nowhere.
Negative Man! - They can't have gotten far.
CYBORG: Robot Man I had to reset your internal chronometer when I repaired you.
- You've been offline.
- How long? I said how long? Five months.
ROBOT MAN: Five months? [GRUNTS.]
I was shut down for five months? Why'd they have to build me with an off switch? Don't be so hard on yourself.
By the looks of things, you really took a pounding.
We should have been able to handle it.
We always do.
This is your new group? It's just a bunch a kids.
Nice to see you too, Cliff.
Sorry, squirt.
They got us good, kid.
We thought we had them.
It's not too late, Cliff.
We can still find them.
You better believe we will.
I'm gonna squash that Brain if it's the last thing I do.
I think he was talking about finding the Doom Patrol.
[STAMMERS.]
Right.
[BIRDS CRYING.]
Take cover.
We don't know what we're up against.
You might wanna tell that to him.
RAVEN: You sure he has a brain in there? [RUMBLING IN DISTANCE.]
Titans, go! You heard him.
Go! [YELLING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[ROARS.]
Not bad, kid.
Just wait till you see my Oh! [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
Aah! How do you stop this thing? [EXPLOSIONS.]
That was most daring.
I was gonna say unnecessary.
Robot Man, I know you want to stop The Brain but we're never going to find him unless we work together.
Attacking everything that moves isn't going to help.
If he builds it, I'm gonna break it.
That's the way we do things in the Doom Patrol.
Well, in case you haven't noticed, this isn't the Doom Patrol.
[GRUMBLES.]
Cliff, this is the way it has to be.
At least until we find Mento.
This isn't kids' stuff, Beast Boy.
You think you can handle it? You have no idea what we can handle.
The Brain built these things to scavenge raw materials.
He's got the jungle crawling with them.
So if we follow one, it might lead us to The Brain.
Well, aren't you the clever one.
I'd say we've found it.
RAVEN: Any idea what "it" is? [BEEPING.]
BRAIN: It seems our work here is done.
I'm so glad you could witness my moment of triumph, Mento.
Triumph over what? All I've seen you do is chew up jungle.
I've forgotten.
Your current circumstance prevents you from reading my mind.
Then allow me to give you a taste.
What you once destroyed has been rebuilt.
Even if that's true, you'll never get away with it.
You seem to forget, Mento I am the one who has you.
[GRUNTING.]
Leave him alone.
[GRUNTING.]
NEGATIVE MAN: I've been separated too long.
I need to get back to my body.
[GROANS.]
[BEEPING.]
From here we split up.
Cyborg, you'll take the front.
Starfire and Raven, take out those guard towers.
Beast Boy, you've got to get the security door open.
[RUMBLING.]
And what about these guys? - Now can I beat them up? - Titans, go! MENTO: Congratulations.
You built a battery.
BRAIN: You mock what you couldn't possibly understand.
Everything is now in place.
My only desire is an admission of defeat.
Not gonna happen.
Then your suffering will only be prolonged.
We'll start with the girl.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
[GASPS.]
[GROANING.]
Steve, it's crushing me.
- No! BRAIN: Concede.
Admit that I have won.
ROBOT MAN: Won what? Sure ain't a beauty contest.
BRAIN: Your tin soldier seems to be fixed, Mento.
You can thank us for that.
Oh, look, the little green one.
How nice.
A family reunion.
[GROWLS.]
[WEAPONS FIRING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GROWLING.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[ROARING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[WEAPONS FIRING.]
Good shot, whoever you are.
"Whoever you are?" Hey, I've saved the earth several times.
[GRUNTING.]
[SIGHING.]
Could you have at least thawed me out first? [WEAPON FIRING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[WEAPON FIRING.]
No.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
[GROANING.]
[GROANS.]
Oh.
Mento, I'm here.
I got your message.
Beast Boy, look out.
[WEAPON FIRING.]
[GRUNTS.]
All of you, take them down.
[YELLS.]
[BOTH GRUNTING.]
[EXPLOSION.]
BRAIN: Fools rush in, don't they Monsieur Mallah? [ALL GRUNTING.]
[GROANS.]
NEGATIVE MAN: Oh, great.
[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING.]
BRAIN: And a thermogenic chain reaction? Well done, Mento.
I couldn't have found a better end for you myself.
[GROANS.]
Beast Boy, stop them.
So now I exist.
This place is coming down.
You gotta get us out.
Please, you must hurry.
Never mind us, get that power core.
[RUMBLING.]
Difficult choice, is it not? Beast Boy, don't make the same mistake twice.
Do what I say! ROBIN: You did it Beast Boy.
- And just in the nick of time.
We are most thankful.
I got everyone out safe.
But you let The Brain get away.
How could you be so foolish? Mento He saved our lives.
Doesn't that mean anything to you? No.
He's only delayed our destruction.
You'll keep looking for them just like you always did sir.
You don't understand.
I read The Brain's mind, Beast Boy.
He has a new quantum generator and it works.
The most devastating power in the cosmos is now in the hands of a madman because you couldn't follow orders.
We've got a planet to save.
Doom Patrol, move out!