Warehouse 13 s05e01 Episode Script

- Previously on warehouse 13 - Claudia, your sister is alive.
- Nick broke into the warehouse And released a guy named paracelsus.
- Paracelsus was caretaker of warehouse 9.
- Brilliant.
- He's gonna make himself immortal.
No! Stop! Too late, agent lattimer.
- Tell me how to use these things so I can save myka.
- Mrs.
Frederic is - No longer the caretaker.
- This is my house now! - I have to stay and fight paracelsus.
The warehouse will protect me.
- You are the next.
- And you are the past.
It's over.
- Get out of my warehouse.
- Looks like your warehouse Still has a little bit of a crush on me.
Fancy.
What else you got? You're wasting your time, voldemort.
I'm as much a part of this warehouse as you are, And it won't let you kill me.
- Yes, you are, aren't you? - Here's a fun game.
Why don't we see if the warehouse Will let me kill you? - It occurs to me, if I control the warehouse And you are a part of the warehouse, Then I control you.
- Thank you, child.
So attentive.
- I'm going to enjoy throwing your carcass Into the lehmann fornax.
- Such a spirited girl.
I'll miss it when you're gone.
Come now.
Show me everything you know.
- Aah! - Claudia! - Need your treatment.
- I've done it.
- Joshua! - Someone used my time machine.
- Look beyond what you see.
- I cast you out! - Fascinating.
You know, I, too, was thought to be mad.
We have that in common.
- Except I'm a normal human being And you're a sociopathic murderer.
Other than that, we're twins.
- Up.
Sit.
Type.
- Who the hell's karl schwarzschild? What am I looking for? - You are going to help me combine a few artifacts To build something Something that will change everything.
- You've had surgery.
No strenuous activity, no exercise, No spicy foods.
Understood? - Yes, absolutely.
I'm gonna go home and go straight to bed.
Pete! Hi, hey.
- Hey, hey.
- My friend is gonna take me from here.
Thank you.
Bye.
Get me out of here.
- Wait.
What? So-- Wait, so--so we're We're all good, right? - Yeah, we're good.
- Mykes? - Pete.
- Seriously.
- Pete.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, but saying my name Does not allay my fears.
- I'm okay, okay? It's a bit of a wake-up call, but the cyst was benign.
Benign means-- - no, I know what benign means.
- Well, good.
- Does that mean-- Do you mean-- - it means that I'm fine.
- So we're all good downtown? - Oh, my god.
We are never talking about my lady parts ever again.
- Well, now, when you say, "lady parts," - No.
Enough.
- 'cause you know how I-- - No.
Just tell me what is going on at the warehouse.
- Not much.
- Quit whining about the purple goo! It's a rental! - So how fast should I go? - As fast as you can! - And you're sure that this is gonna work? - Yes, of course it's gonna work! You've seen me do-- fine, I'll do it again.
Look! See? Nothing to worry about! You're gonna get claudia out of there! All right, now, you back up about 200 feet And then get us in there! - I'm on my way to meet mr.
Kosan and the regents.
They're sequestered and unreachable At their retreat abroad.
- A hell of a time for a retreat.
- I don't think a warehouse coup was on anyone's calendar.
Have you gotten claudia out yet? - Well, we're just about to.
Nothing to worry about on this end.
- Good.
Keep me posted.
- Yeah.
- That didn't work.
- And yet it felt so successful.
- Maybe if we double the goo and you go twice as fast.
- No, let's wait for pete to get back with myka.
Maybe they'll think of something less life-threatening.
- All right, come on, I've got another idea, Only we'll need a couple of crowbars And a crowded parking lot.
How did paracelsus become an all-powerful caretaker? - Because I was making him mortal, okay? So that I could-- Well, so that he could-- - You didn't know.
Myka is dying.
- All right, look, I had two artifacts, right? And then all the sudden, the stone Became all sparky and smoky, and then all the sudden, He was out, okay? He was out, and he tricked me, and I-- AndI'm a total idiot.
- Well, you're not a total idiot.
Why did you have two artifacts? - Because I was-- - Do this, and I will help you combine the artifacts That could cure myka.
- I was trying to-- Look, myka, that's not what matters right now, okay? What matters is we need to get to this evil wizard Because he's probably planning something pretty bad, okay? We got to get past the shield, we got to get back in there, And we got to stop him before-- - The shield.
Artie doesn't know about-- okay, you know what? We need to get to the innes observatory right now.
Drive, okay? Just--just drive fast! - All right.
- You can say, "emergency," All you want, but it's still illegal.
- Oh, please, of all the illegal things I've done, This is probably the least illegal.
Remember, we're trying to save claudia's life.
- Yes, and that's gonna be a lot harder to do from prison.
How do we take down someone who's immortal? - I've been doing some digging.
We're gonna use the arrow that brought down The demigod achilles.
- Achilles? Come on, that's--that's a myth.
- Yes, it's a myth.
It's a myth that's currently stored On aisle corfu 783.
Now, take both the red and the black cable.
At the same time, you touch them to the shield-- - No, hold it! Hold it.
Hold it.
How about I take one and you take the other? Maybe I'll stand a chance of living through this.
- Fine, if that's what you want.
All right, on three.
One, two, three! - Damn it! - You all right? - Oh, no, I'm fine.
I've got the black cable.
Myka! Are you okay? I mean, is everything all right down-- - We are not talking about that, okay? What the hell are you guys still doing out here? Am I really the only one that reads The regents' addendums to the manual? Okay, look, we know that the shield draws its power From the alpha centauri star system.
- I knew that.
- No, he didn't.
- I did.
Continue.
- After sykes used the shield against us, The regents installed a fail-safe Up at the innes observatory.
- We were just there.
Really cool place--telescopes.
- It was all explained as addendum nqz-437 - I've been meaning to read-- - I thought that was junk mail.
Since I turned evil and tried to poison the world.
- Okay.
- That's the best excuse.
- He wins.
- Anyway, I redirected The laser scope from the centauri system to uranus.
- I thought it was pronounced-- - uranus.
It makes the shield appear to stay in place, Yet we can pass through it.
Steve, if you would.
- Oh, no.
No, no, not today.
- Are you kidding me? - You big crybaby.
- We could've just walked through? - Ur-anus! - Abigail got me up to speed on the eldunari.
I think I can disconnect paracelsus from the warehouse, But I'm gonna need some cover when I go down there, And I'm gonna need another pair of hands.
- Done.
Steve and I will create a diversion While you and myka go down and disconnect his mojo.
- Excellent.
I've got a plan I'm absolutely certain will work.
- Trust me.
Make him go first.
I wish we had a gun or a tesla.
- Nah, I shot para-cojones.
It just pissed him off.
- But we have to pick up achilles' arrow.
- Right.
First, we got to create our little diversion.
We're here! Hey, para-normal! Why don't you come out and fight like a--claudia! - Claude, you're okay.
- No, no, no! Guys, listen! - And you're battle-ready.
Paracelsus has control over my entire--run! - You heard the lady.
Let's go! - Jeez, claude! Whoa! - Not cool! Not cool! - You guys are just gonna have to run faster.
- Try and fight his control of your body! - Oh, my god, what a great idea, steve! I wish I'd thought of that! I can't fight it.
And these are al capone's machine guns! - What do they do? - They shoot bullets! Run! - Aah! - Oh, thank god.
- Is it safe? - Probably not.
Oh, that's a definite no.
This was from hitler's bunker So it'll probably blow up twice! - Yeah, twice.
- So this is where we disconnect paracelsus? - We've got to put the fires back in the alcoves And get the nordic symbols back on all the walls.
- So abigail was certain about this? - Not entirely.
We've never had a caretaker this strongly connected.
But we don't have a plan "b," so let's give these a try.
- Oh, artie, those are beautiful-- - No! Do not look in the mirrors! They're 4,000 years old.
They belonged to an akkadian emperor, sargon the great.
Legend has it that he used these to reflect sunlight Into the eyes of his enemies, the sumerians, blinding them! - Okay, I don't see any sumerians around, So what is the plan? - We will simultaneously reflect these flames Into the adjoining alcoves, reigniting them.
- What happens if it's not exactly simultaneous? - Unclear.
The flames will probably consume us both.
- That sounds pretty clear to me.
- If abigail is right, then the other two alcoves-- They're gonna reignite, and that'll restart the symbols, And it'll disconnect paracelsus from the warehouse.
- If abigail is right.
- It is not an exact science.
- I know.
I miss exact science.
- On three.
And one, two-- - Wait! There's a lot of dust down here! - Two, three! - What about the other two? - It's a dead end.
- I'm really sorry.
- No! No! - Artie, the other two-- they're not igniting! - Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Oh, come on! Ah! - Yes! He's not controlling me anymore! - Well, they sure took their sweet time.
- I should've killed them when I-- No.
It doesn't matter.
- Oh, my god! - So what's paracelsus been up to? - You're gonna hate this.
- A time machine? - H.
G.
Wells' time machine? - But that only sends your consciousness back in time.
Why would he want that? A bunch of different artifacts and connecting them to it.
- Yeah, yeah, he was trying to get me to mix together A couple artifacts when I was trying to save my Ass.
My ass.
My--'cause when-- Continue.
- Uh, he's set up at the same spot sykes found the portal.
He forced me to help him.
So after we set up h.
G.
's time machine, He rigged up the tesla coil to power it.
And then he started with different artifacts.
There was a telescope from the marquis de laplace.
- French astronomer and mathematician.
To postulate the existence of black holes.
What else? - Pocket watch-- Belonged to karl schwarzschild.
- Yeah, provided the first exact solution To einstein's field equations of general relativity.
- The last thing was a very old sundial.
- Theodosius of bithynia.
- I'm so glad people today have names like dave.
- He was, uh, the greek astronomer, right? - Three very powerful artifact cogs In a possible machinery That lets you travel through time.
- So that's why he's at the portal.
He's planning a trip.
- But to where and to when? - Yeah, it doesn't matter.
We've got to stop him.
- Right, we'll meet at the portal.
Pete, you three stop and pick up the arrow That killed achilles.
- It wouldn't hurt to pick up a couple guns too.
- Myka and I have to pick something up first.
- What? - I'll explain later.
Go.
- Jeez.
- Hey, he's going through it.
- Pete, shoot.
- You lose again, agent lattimer.
Welcome to the new world order.
- You're not gonna get away with this! - Wait.
- Take this.
- Ow.
- Artie, what just happened? - I'm not s-- wait a minute.
Did he--uh, pete? - Yeah? - Whoa.
- Artie, look.
- His face-- It's on all the banners.
- He was caretaker of the last five warehouses.
- He did it.
He did something that changed everything.
- These banners clearly show a series of warehouses, Which tells me he did not alter history significantly, Because the same empires still rose and fell.
- He was immortal when he went back, Which would explain why he's still around, right? - You know, I need to find that arrow And plunge it into his chest by hand this time.
- Look at the motto on the banners.
"scientia sit omne.
" - "science is everything.
" - He's focused the warehouse Entirely on scientific pursuits.
- Sorry about your steampunk, artie.
- I want him dead.
- Yeah, but if the world changed, why didn't we? - That's why we gave you the forks.
See, the palace at versailles was known To experience time-slips.
And louis xiv's silverware Was somehow imbued with the power To keep him and his court in the same time continuum.
Luke, use the fork.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Don't try and explain time travel.
It never makes sense, and it always makes my head hurt.
We're here.
The world is different.
Let's find parry and kick his ass.
- Hey, guys, check this out-- very minority report.
This is light-years ahead of us.
I mean, I can do some stuff, but it's mostly-- - Good afternoon.
Welcome to warehouse 13.
- What the-- - How may I assist you? - Wait, wait, wait.
That's a hologram.
- Programmed himself as the guide.
- He's like that annoying paper clip.
- Jeez, the ego on this guy.
- Claude, can you just make him disappear? - Oh, it looks like his focusing on science Led to some improvements.
- Really? Like when he created immortality By slaughtering an entire village In 16th-century constantinople? - Or the 200 hospital patients he murdered in cold blood? - Or maybe not.
- Look at the rest of the motto.
"media ad finem justificat.
" - "the end justifies the means.
" - Yeah, I don't want to think about how many people He's killed over the last 500 years.
- It's gonna take me hours to hack this system.
I mean, the way it responds to me-- It's like it's organic, it's thinking.
I got to get to the hub.
Maybe that way I can get him.
- Yeah, yeah, no, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna need you to reconstruct his time machine.
- No, no, no, I can walk you, myka, and steve through it.
Pete and I need to get to the hub.
So pete and myka can follow him back through the portal And stop him from doing it.
- And since when do you decide who does what? - I just think we should make an informed decision, You know, like, about dead relatives, don't you? - Uh - Judging by the way these fiber optics Are joining up, I'd say the hub can't be-- - So you want to tell me what that was all about? - What? - You, artie, tension, Informed decisions and dead relatives? I'm sorry--I left my claudia/artie code book In my other pants, so spill.
Oh, man.
They have borgs here? Why does the creepy killer's warehouse Get to be cooler than ours? - What's on their eyes? - Oh, that's an artifact from warehouse 12.
Uh, chester moore hall? - Oh, right, his achromatic lens, I thought there was just one of those.
What? - Oh, man.
That's the spine of saracen.
That's the first artifact that almost killed me.
And now there are four of 'em.
He's replicating artifacts, Artifacts that create unstoppable soldiers.
- Very good, gentlemen.
- Holy crap, it's valda.
- You can feel my commands without my having to voice them.
- What is benedict valda doing here? He died in egypt in a pit of fire.
- Not in this reality he didn't.
I guess the warehouse attracts the same people, No matter what.
- Oh, great.
Maybe macpherson and walter sykes Are running the snack bar.
- Okay, let's go.
- Wait, claudia.
Claudia, wait! - What? - Do you think there's a snack bar? - Okay, the time machine's set up.
What else do we need? - Telescope, watch-- - Sundial.
- Yeah.
Now, you two have-- - What is that? - Pete said that was what paracelsus liked to do, Was combine artifacts.
- Artie, are you all right? - Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just that I remember Things my parents used to say-- The kind of things that the doctors used to do In the camps during the war.
He's turned my warehouse into a world of endless terror.
- Well, then let's go stop him.
- Good to know locks haven't changed that much.
- Or that I can pick any lock, even a futuristic one.
Now, if we can just find the mainframe, Hopefully I can-- - Abigail! Doc, are you okay? What--what did they-- - What is your request? - I think we found the organic element I kept running into.
- Huh? - Paracelsus actually found a way to harness a human brain For computer power.
- Okay, claude, we got to get her out of this.
- No, no, no, no, not knowing how she's wired, We'd likely kill her by doing that, But maybe she can help.
- I'm sorry.
That information is classified.
- Okay.
- I'm sorry.
That information is classified.
Shall I contact dr.
Paracelsus for clearance? No, no, no, no.
- Thank you.
There's got to be some, like, low-level info That could help us.
- Okay, let's just Tiptoe, okay? Sneaky, sneaky quiet.
- Okay.
- That tesla coil may not have enough juice in it To keep the portal open Long enough for pete and myka to come back through.
We're gonna have to start looking For another power source.
- What was that? - Well, even though the fork's masked Our physical presence here, we're moving artifacts around, So claudia was able to cloak that By hacking into the f.
I.
S.
H.
, but-- Yeah, there's a power drain there too.
- June 10, 1541.
- Myka, set the date.
- Pretty sure he went to warehouse 9.
- How can you tell? - Because on June 10th All of the regents of warehouse 9 - And we all know who likes to kill large groups of people - And there were never any regents appointed ever again.
The caretaker ran the warehouse and supervised.
- Well, that would explain all the changes.
- Okay, you guys, no more time.
Throw the switches.
You two--you're gonna have to go back to warehouse 9.
You're gonna have to find him.
- Damn it.
We lost the f.
I.
S.
H.
- Intruder.
There is an intruder in the warehouse.
Intruder.
There is an intruder in the warehouse.
- Okay, pete, myka, go back! Stop him! Claudia, you and steve keep the portal open till they get back! - What are you gonna-- - Hey, jackboots.
I'm guessing I'm just your type.
- Artie! - Claude, claude! He's probably gonna need you not captured So you can go and rescue him, don't you think? - Yeah, right.
You guys, go.
- We'll fix this, claude.
Pete, come on.
- Hey, hey, you guys, save artie.
I'm guessing because we have these forks, We probably stay dead in either time continuum.
- No, no, no, no, no time-travel talk.
Ooh, I bet I'm gonna get blamed for that.
- Yes, that's very likely.
- Prepare to die.
- Okay, look, I'm really sorry about the arrow, And I'm sure my partner had a perfectly good reason For killing all these guys.
- Pete, I did not kill those guys.
- Silence! Or I shall silence you.
- Okay, off on the wrong foot.
I'm special agent pete lattimer from warehouse 13.
- Lisa davinci-- agent of warehouse 9.
- Great.
Lisa da-- Davinci? As in--as in leonardo? - He was my grandfather.
- Really? That's amazing.
- Yeah, I mean, if you have anything that he's ever drawn, Hold on to it, 'cause it's gonna go through the roof and-- - Pete.
- Right.
Lisa, what I'm about to tell you is gonna blow your mind.
We are time travelers From the future.
Really? Nothing? Can't I even get an "oh, my god"? - Oh, my god, what took you so long? My grandfather's been working on time travel for over 40 years.
- Well, we've been working on stuff, too, Like, uh, movies and television and popcorn.
Huh? I bet you don't have that.
- You two are nothing more than strangely dressed killers From the future.
- Strangely dressed? These are prada.
Okay.
- Good one.
- Thank you.
Look, we did not kill these men, all right? Paracelsus did.
- Paracelsus? That's impossible.
He was encased in bronze this very day.
- Mr.
Valda.
Mr.
Valda, this is--this is wrong! The warehouse doesn't use artifacts like this! - The warehouse has been a leader In human experimentation for centuries.
- No, no.
This is a false continuum.
- People who believe in multiple realties Are generally considered insane.
We have several artifacts that can cure that.
- Listen to me.
- This is the day, isn't it? I'd almost forgotten.
This is the day when I changed everything.
- 500 years and you've learned nothing! Just another single-minded ideologue Turning science into fascism.
- Well, I've replaced your creaky old storage unit With a state-of-the-art research facility.
I'm sure it will have impressed your associates.
- I'm here alone.
There's no one else.
I don't even know h-how I got here.
- Oh, now you're just being forgetful.
Major valda, shall we have the doctors see Which combination of artifacts Might jog agent nielsen's memory? You will be thrilled to see how much can be learned When we use artifacts as tools Rather than collectibles.
Quite useful to mankind.
Doctors.
- We have a new volunteer? - There Jack lalanne's stationary bike should be enough - Jumper cables again-- what could possibly go wrong? - I'm gonna go save artie.
- Well, how long do I have to keep pumping? - Till pete and myka get back.
Ride with your ass, not your knees.
- Always do.
- crazy - No, I know.
I know I sound insane, But I--but I actually do know you.
I know you both very well.
Vanessa, look at me.
Look, we're in love.
I'd use any excuse to see you.
You've removed my appendix several times.
- Well, that must have been some affair.
What did we do for our honeymoon-- A kidney transplant? - 'nessa, we've been married this long.
You've never touched my appendix.
Should I be hurt? - Listen to me.
Paracelsus is abusing artifacts.
He is torturing innocent people.
- Keep your voice down.
- This is for the advancement of science And the betterment of humanity.
- Yes, yes, it is.
- No, he's a murderer! - Please be quiet.
Please.
He's gonna hear you.
- So what? So what if he hears me? - Please, please.
- You're afraid of him.
- We are not.
We're good friends Very good friends.
- You're lying.
What are you not telling me? - He has our children.
Please just let us do our jobs.
- Now, this is joan of arc's helmet.
- No.
- It will help you, And it won't hurt very much.
- No! Hugo, you're lactose intolerant, You snore, you're afraid to have a heart scan 'cause heart disease runs in your family.
- How do you know that? - Vanessa, you've wanted to be a doctor Since you were a little girl and your family dog was killed And you couldn't save it.
- I've never told anyone that.
- So, 500 years after you guys here at warehouse 9 bronzed him, He got released.
- If the mirror proves you truthful, I shall help in any way I can.
- Well, thank you for trusting us a little.
- So how does this thing work? - Well, when I hold the candle against the mirror, It will show us the shadows of recent events.
- Oh, like the durational spectrometer.
Oh, you're serious.
Are those real words? - You have a great smile.
You busy after this? - Pete.
- Right.
- Lisa, if you would.
- Is someone there? - Paracelsus? It can't be! - Aah! - Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
- I told you we didn't kill those guys.
- He's on his way to murder the regents.
We need to get to them before he does.
- They're meeting today to appoint a caretaker In place of paracelsus.
- Where do they usually meet? - I don't know.
They're very secretive.
- Well, some things never change.
- Well, if they're anything like our regents, They meet in public, everyday places, Um, like a coffee shop or t.
G.
I.
Friday's, olive garden.
- Of course! That's it.
They're at the olive garden.
- Yes.
- Seriously? White-chocolate raspberry cheesecake? Do not tease me! - We have men scouring every corner of the warehouse.
If they're here, we'll find them.
- Well, maybe agent nielsen is alone.
The others I need to see if some artifacts have been moved.
Come with me.
- Vanessa, now, you know I'm telling the truth.
I can see it in your eyes.
- I don't care how you know what you know.
We have to do this.
- Yes.
The pursuit of science Is the only thing that matters.
Now, this is a spindle From the very first rack that was ever used-- - In the tower of london.
Yes, I know.
And that's bleckwenn's stethoscope.
First physician that had any success with truth serum.
- Good.
Then you probably also know That if used together, It might extract the truth.
- Yes.
It also might fry my brain.
Claudia.
Thank god.
- Heartbreaking, isn't it? When someone you love, someone you thought you knew Turns out to be someone else.
- I know you're upset about your sister, But I'm not someone else.
I'm still the same man that's loved you like a father In electrified handcuffs and kidnapped me.
I'm just trying to protect you.
- You can't, artie.
You can't protect me anymore.
You have to let me make my own mistakes, And you have to let me get hurt If that's what's supposed to happen.
- She's right, you know.
But I'm afraid neither of you will be protecting anyone.
- I feel strongly a temporary caretaker Be named from among us.
The warehouse must be protected.
The true caretaker will show himself In due course.
- Et voila.
- Paracelsus, how did you-- Guards! - Your guards are dead.
And how you cope in the next few moments Will determine whether or not you join them.
Your days are over.
You see, I intend to lead the warehouse into the future A future that will shake off the chains Of fundamentalism, ignorance, and myth, A future that will proudly embrace science As the one true faith.
So the question is, Are you with me, or are you against me? I said, "are you with me?" - No, we are not.
No one person shall ever lead the warehouse.
No, sir.
- Excellent.
That makes this much easier.
- Oh, a real olive garden.
- That elephant tusk-- what is it? - A tribe in africa used it against its enemies.
It's the tusk of the only known elephant To have been killed by a boa constrictor.
- All right, let's get down there.
- Dude! There goes our element of surprise.
- There goes paracelsus.
- Wait.
Wait.
If you two approach that tusk, you'll both be killed.
- Well, do you have any purple goo or-- - What the hell was that? - The purple swamphen, of course.
- You guys, be careful.
There's a giant, scary bird heading our way.
- I know.
I called her.
Thank you, isabella.
- Paracelsus is probably headed back to warehouse 9.
If he links up to the eldunari again, He'll be too powerful.
Let's go.
- What the hell is an isabella? - Does the warehouse in the future No longer use purple swamphens to subdue artifacts? That's insanity.
- Guys, come on.
- Hey, artie Alice could be here in a flash.
- Hugo, before you do whatever it is you're gonna do, Do you mind--I don't know-- snapping our picture? - Whoa.
He was definitely here.
- Okay, peter, you head towards the eldunari.
Myka and I will circle around in case he wavers in his course.
- She's bossy.
- You love it.
- I do.
- Let's go.
- There goes the f.
I.
S.
H.
- Intruder.
Intruder in aisle 487-k.
- No, no, not this time.
I got a score to settle.
- Intruder in aisle 487-k.
- You remember this? - Wait.
Let me take him.
- No, no, he's mine.
- You don't deal in lies, huh? Huh? Do you remember saying that to me, parry? Do you remember dangling myka's life Out in front of me? - I did not lie.
I believed she was dying.
- You know what I believe? I believe we're gonna have us a nice paracelsii In the bronze sector.
- Please d-don't, don't.
You have no idea what you are giving up, What you are stealing from mankind.
- You're gonna make a nice para-bookends.
Now let's go.
- You're gonna have to kill me.
- Well, I'm glad we agree about that.
- Oh.
Good.
I hope that hurt! - So then the problem was we had two bronzed paracelsii - You know, I do have better things to do.
- No, you don't.
No, you don't.
- So is mrs.
Frederic reconnected? - Yeah, yeah, she's back online.
I just wish I could shake this-- Uh, I don't know.
- Shake what? - Well, it's this feeling that something is changing.
I can't explain it, but something has begun.
It's good and bad.
I don't know.
Never mind.
- It's not comforting, definitely not, And I wish that you were lying.
- I wonder if this has something to do with my trip.
- The regents have asked me to meet them abroad-- Very hush-hush.
- Oh, I always love that about them.
- And here we are.
Ta-da! - "ralph brunsky, egyptian terrorist.
" - Yeah.
- There, okay.
- That's where you put him? - Oh, hilarious.
Now put him in the bronze sector.
- Aw, dad! - Now, or you're gonna be grounded for a week.
- Question - Okay, I hate that tone of voice.
- Why do you have that scalpel you threw at paracelsus? It was just in my pocket, and sometimes I pick things up.
- You said that you had two artifacts When you released paracelsus.
The scalpel was one of them, wasn't it? - Oh, my god, I feel like I'm talking to columbo.
- Lisa said that it has curative properties.
You brought it to paracelsus, didn't you? - I don't remember, myka.
That was, like, two time-travels ago.
- I heard what you whispered into his ear At warehouse 9, pete.
You did it for me, didn't you? - What? No.
Why? No.
What? Okay, yeah, maybe I did, all right? So sue me.
I didn't want you to die.
- So you risked the warehouse and the world Just to save me? - Well, yeah.
- Don't.
- Ow! - Okay? - We always put the warehouse first.
I am your partner.
I am not your girlfriend.
- All right, all right, jeez.
I'm still gonna put you first.
Why don't you go punch that? - Your plan to pull alice out of that mirror Would have absolutely worked, you know.
It was a brilliant, brilliant idea.
- I haven't forgotten about claire.
I want to know about my sister.
- I know.
You never forget anything.
But could I maybe just recuperate from all that For five minutes before-- I guess not.
What? There should be 12.
Hmm.