Marvel's Avengers Assemble (2013) s05e02 Episode Script

Do you see anything, Iron Man? [IRON MAN.]
I see you've got a nice roof pool.
But your embassy's not very scan-friendly.
We do not need to see inside to know my sister is there, alone, with Tiger Shark.
[COMPUTER TRILLING.]
Guys, me and Black Panther are headed into what could be an all-hands-on-deck thing with Tiger Shark at the Wakandan Embassy.
What's your status? [BYSTANDERS SCREAMING.]
[HORNS HONKING.]
[WHIMPERS.]
Close to Embassy Row.
- [GRUNTS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
Atlanteans everywhere.
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMS.]
[YELLS.]
No.
We got this.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[SCREAMS.]
You got rid of Tiger Shark's sea monsters, But lots of his troops are still active.
We'll be with you when we're done mopping up stragglers.
Shuri does not have time to wait for rescue.
- [GRUNTS.]
- [YELLS.]
T'Challa, wait! Why do I bother? You do your thing.
I'll deal with the gate crashers.
Aahh! Shuri, it is T'Challa.
Are you all right, sister? [PANTING.]
That depends entirely on your definition of "all right.
" [ROARS.]
- [SCREAMS.]
- [ROARS.]
[GRUNTS, PANTS.]
Thank you for the exercise, Princess.
I've worked up quite an appetite.
[GASPS.]
[GROWLS.]
Aah! [GRUNTS.]
- [YELLS.]
- Aah! [YELLS.]
Shuri, keep away! Tiger Shark is too dangerous.
Don't worry about me, T'Challa.
I can lose him.
[GRUNTS.]
You're wasting time, Princess! [GRUNTS, ROARS.]
[PANTING.]
We both know how this ends! [CHOMPS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[ROARS.]
[PANTING.]
[PANTING.]
Princess.
[SINGSONGY.]
Little Princess! I will find you.
[BLACK PANTHER.]
Why are you still in the building? I was thinking.
I'll just pop down to the armory, and then I can take this What did you call him? Tiger Shark.
I'll take him myself.
Do not engage him.
- I have a plan.
- So do I.
I just told you.
Get out of the armory, and Do as I say, Sister.
This is not a negotiation.
-Please.
- [SIGHS.]
Fine.
I'm going.
You never let me have any fun.
Actually No.
Wait.
There is something you can do.
[PANTING.]
There you are! [PANTING CONTINUES.]
[GRUNTS, ROARS.]
Oh, no! No, no, no! I seem to have trapped myself.
[FAKE WHIMPER.]
All alone now, Princess.
No more running, no more hiding.
It's just you and me [CHUCKLING.]
and my claws! Stay back! Stay Actually, stay right there.
- What? - [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Shuri, now! - [GRUNTS.]
- [BEEPS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
[YELLING.]
[THUDDING.]
And this was your plan? To give the dangerous intruder a timeout? I am giving you time to get away.
Now.
I will deal with Tiger Shark.
Oh, I'm not leaving.
Not when things are getting interesting.
Shuri, please.
Right now is not the time.
I'm trying to keep you safe.
I am the princess.
I have the same duty to protect this embassy as you.
I am the king, and I am commanding you to Father would let me stay.
Father would let me help you.
Blast it, Shuri, you will [INHALES DEEPLY.]
[EXHALES.]
You are right.
Father would let you stay.
Right.
I'll just get a sword, shall I, and we can [GRUNTS.]
No.
You will help me by rebooting the security system.
The security system? T'Challa, that's so dull! The perimeter is down, and there are Atlanteans on our lawn.
Your Avenger friends can handle that, can't they? I saw Iron Man out there.
Guys, remember when I said "all hands on deck"? Aah! I might actually need a few more hands.
Guys? Fantastic.
It is our lawn, Shuri.
And you designed the system.
What would Father say? Not fair saying my thing back at me.
[SCOFFS.]
Fine.
I hate you.
You don't mean that.
She doesn't mean that.
[GROWLING.]
I wish you were here, Father.
I know I promised you I would shield her from danger, but she makes it so [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Humans! Wakandans! Always in the way.
Always thwarting your betters.
I have not had the pleasure of meeting anyone better.
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Why are you in my house, Tiger Shark? You think I'll tell you? You think I'm a fool? [GRUNTS.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTING.]
This embassy is a piece of Wakanda.
Don't you know what we do to trespassers? Wakanda is finished! [GRUNTING.]
Your surface world is finished! [LAUGHING.]
That primitive toy won't save you.
[GROWLING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[THUD.]
[GROWLS.]
Toy? Perhaps.
Primitive? As Iron Man might say, Wakanda does not do primitive.
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTS, YELLS.]
[GRUNTING.]
Aah! No.
No.
No! Hey, no stabbing Tony! [GRUNTS.]
In fact, no stabbing anybody.
[GRUNTING, GROANING.]
You guys are the worst party guests I - [ALARM BEEPING.]
- Hey! What did I just say about stabbing? [GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
You started a war with the surface world.
You brought a monster to this city.
Why did you leave the battle to come here? To break into my house? [GRUNTING.]
Answer my questions.
There is no escape from here.
[LAUGHS.]
Escape? "Escape," did you say? [LAUGHING.]
The cat is yours, my elites.
I will complete the mission.
[GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
[SHURI.]
T'Challa, do you need help? No.
Are you sure? [GRUNTS.]
Yes, I am fine.
Because it looks like you need help.
I do not need assistance.
I'm coming down.
[GRUNTS.]
No.
Stay there.
Finish your work.
[GRUNTS.]
I have this under control.
[GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Now we break you.
[GRUNTS.]
[SCREAMING.]
You've broken enough stuff today.
Take them! Hurry! We can still [GRUNTS.]
Sorry about the flag, T'Challa.
Do not worry, Captain.
I shall have it mended.
[GRUNTS.]
We said we'd be here.
You couldn't wait a few minutes to start the party? This is Tiger Shark's party.
He is here, searching for something.
We must find him.
[SHURI.]
Give me a moment.
The cameras are back.
I may be able to narrow down your search a bit.
He doesn't seem to be on any of the embassy's upper floors.
The sublevels, then.
It is the only logical place.
That makes sense.
The secure vaults are down there.
As is the embassy's cache of Vibranium.
Well.
This is Wow.
What is this? This is the information hub.
We thought it best to place a small technical facility here.
"Small"? Tony's brain would melt if he saw all this.
Tiger Shark is not here.
How many levels are there? Three more below us.
That's one each.
Let's move out.
I'm on the testing floor.
It's clear.
The hangar's clear.
No Tiger Shark.
And, yes, there's a hangar.
[MECHANICAL HUMMING.]
The Gyroforge is intact.
No Vibranium is missing.
Tiger Shark is not here.
This makes no sense.
Why would he go to all this trouble and not steal the most valuable metal on Earth? [SHURI.]
Maybe he's an art lover.
I say that because right now, he's in the cultural art gallery, looking at vases? [BLACK PANTHER.]
Vases? Why would he want vases? Good question.
Especially because those particular vases are quite old but basically worthless.
That is odd, I agree.
So, I'll just pop in there, shock him unconscious, and we can call it a day, yes? No.
[GROWLS.]
Stay where you are.
Don't argue.
Be safe.
Safe, Shuri.
I need your eyes.
- Tiger Shark may have more surprises.
- [GROANS.]
No.
No! No! Ah! At last.
Once I deliver this, the world will never be the same again.
[BLACK WIDOW.]
Some folks just have no respect for other people's things.
What? No! [GROWLS, YELLS.]
[ALL GRUNT.]
[PANTING.]
[YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[ROARS.]
That's just great.
Round two, Tiger Shark.
[GROWLS.]
No! No, you won't stop me! [GRUNTS.]
It is time to surrender now, Tiger Shark.
You are surrounded.
You cannot escape.
Fools! You're nothing to me! Nothing! [PANTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
[BOTH GRUNT.]
[LAUGHS.]
You can't stop me.
You can't see what's coming.
You'll be too busy saving your own pitiful lives! [GRUNTS.]
- [GRUNTS.]
- [ROARS.]
[GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Not this time.
This time you lose.
[GRUNTING.]
[ALL GRUNT.]
Warriors, the prize is mine! Withdraw! Okay, officially the worst invasion ever.
[GASPS.]
No, no.
Guys, it's Tony.
Please respond.
Come on, guys.
Anybody? One little peep? [COMPUTER TRILLING.]
[CAPTAIN AMERICA.]
All right, people, push! [ALL GRUNT.]
Hey! Not gonna say you had me worried - for a second, but you really - [BLACK PANTHER.]
Shuri! Where is my sister? Shuri! [SHURI.]
For a panther, you do make an awful lot of noise.
[BLACK PANTHER.]
Shuri, are you all right? Shuri, speak to me, sister! I'm fine, T'Challa.
You're not hurt? Where are you? Just a bit crunched because an entire building fell on me, but, otherwise, quite well.
Do not worry.
I am coming for you.
T'Challa, we'll take care of Shuri.
Someone needs to stop Tiger Shark.
You're the best tracker.
[SHURI.]
I'm all right, brother.
Go.
Iron Man! Right with ya, buddy! [PANTING.]
[COMMUNICATOR BEEPING.]
I have the prize, but the Avengers are on my trail.
I need pickup now! There will be no rescue.
Your actions have already drawn too much attention to us.
I did what was necessary to secure the prize! Yes.
Enjoy your success, alone.
Good-bye, Tiger Shark.
No! You must get me out of here! Are you listening? You must [GRUNTS.]
[GRUNTS, GROANS.]
That is mine! A clay vase from ancient Wakanda? You attacked this city, endangered countless lives, for this? Why? You will know soon enough.
The whole world will know! [YELLS.]
[YELLS.]
Don't be stupid.
There's no way you're getting out of [GROANS.]
Why do they always choose stupid? [GRUNTS.]
That's far enough, Mr.
Sharkey.
Hands up, face down.
Stay right there.
[TRAIN HORN BLARING.]
I'll be right [GROANS.]
Really starting to hate this guy.
[GRUNTS.]
Need a lift? I find that I do.
[GRUNTS, YELLS.]
[GRUNTS.]
Almost there.
Almost.
You are too late, Avenger! In moments, I will reach the water, and Huh? [BOTH GRUNT.]
[GROWLS.]
I can still win! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
[TIRES SCREECHING.]
[GROANS.]
[GRUNTING.]
[YELLS.]
What in the world? It bears my family crest! The royal seal! [GRUNTS.]
[GROANS.]
[YELLS, PANTS.]
Tiger Shark! Almost to the water.
So close! [PANTING.]
[GRUNTS.]
Halt! - [GROWLS.]
- [MOTOR REVS.]
[GRUNTS, GROANS.]
Ah? [GRUNTING.]
[GRUNTING.]
[GROANS.]
[THUD.]
[GROANING.]
[BLACK PANTHER.]
You have lost, Tiger Shark.
Your army is beaten.
- You are dehydrated.
Your running is done.
- [GROWLS.]
You went to a lot of trouble to get this.
It bears Wakanda's royal seal.
Tell me what it is! [LAUGHING.]
Tell me! King T'Challa, you may stand down.
Attuma.
Of course.
Lord Attuma.
I am the ruler of Atlantis.
Show respect.
You are not taking him.
Is this what you want? To go to war over this creature? A war begun by you.
You started all this with your attack on this city.
Had I attacked this city, it would be mine.
In any case, Tiger Shark's actions were not at my command.
You're a fool, Attuma! A blind, weak Silence, traitor.
[GRUNTS.]
"Traitor"? Uh, what exactly's going on here? Tiger Shark is a traitor to Atlantis.
He attempted to start a war and stole the Horn of Neptune.
And you think you can just take him? No! He has to face justice! So he will.
In Atlantis.
He is mine.
For what he did to this city, for what he did to my family! Atlantis has not broken the peace, King T'Challa.
Not yet.
Will Wakanda do so over this worthless minnow? What would your father do now, I wonder? [GROWLS.]
You dare mention my father.
We won't get answers this way.
Remove your hand, Captain.
I do not need you to tell me how to be a king.
Okay, buddy.
It's your play.
The Avengers will back your move.
What's it gonna be? You may have him.
Huh? Remember what happened here today, Attuma.
Atlantis never forgets.
I trust Wakanda will do likewise.
Shuri, with me.
[GROWLING.]
[SHURI.]
You played your exit well, brother.
Quite dramatic.
You almost reminded me of Father.
Father would not have let it come to this.
It isn't over, is it? No, it is not.
Attuma's taking Tiger Shark to Atlantis, and we're going after him, aren't we? Indeed, Shuri.
Indeed.
That's one thing about being your sister.
It is never boring.