Regular Show (2010) s05e02 Episode Script
Silver Dude
Lame.
Boring.
Change it.
Change it.
From the series that just wouldn't die.
Control the zombie with all new moves! Boomerang! Bellowing bile! The final game with more terror.
Bigger bites! Zombie's return 4 fatal finale.
$49.
99 wherever video game is sold! Dude, it's the last game in the series.
Oh man, did you see the graphics? It looks just like real life! We need to get that game.
How?! All those bits cost extra money! Benson Benson Benson can you hear us? Yes, I can hear you.
What do you want? What are you doing? What game do you wanna buy? Game? Haha, what? No, come on.
We wanna work you know, get our hands dirty.
Sunshine.
Zombie's return 4.
No.
If you buy some new game you'll end up doing even less work than you do now.
It's not just some new video game.
It's the last of the quadrilogy! This game grew up with us and we grew up with it.
We need to see it through to the end.
I guess there is one thing left.
If you wax all the floors.
And I mean all of them.
Arama dame dames, playing video games! Now! A ram dame dame.
What are you doing?! What? This is not how you do this! You have to pick up every piece of furniture and move it outside! Including the fridge! How we suppose to do that? Figure it out! And clean the floors before you wax them.
But Do it right, or I won't pay you! Why do I even ? Come on, let's get this over with.
This is gonna take forever! Wait! Shh did you hear that? Hear what? Money.
Wow, he is really good.
That silver guy's just juggling glass balls and people are paying to see it.
Dude that's it! A few hours of street performing, we will have cash to get that game.
Sure beats waxing the floors like a chump.
Now let's get some silver paint.
No, dude, we can't rip that guy off, it's not cool.
We gonna come up with our own thing.
Like what? Something we're good at.
Should be entertaining Probably not too straining Something super easy.
But not that cheesy.
How about singing songs to make a little cash If we sing them up right we can make a fat stash.
Money stash Sing some songs and make them really funny Get people to stop and drop all their money into our hats Dude, that's it.
Let's just make up some songs.
Yeah, they are so easy.
How we do that anyway? Probably cause we're such good friends.
You really think people will pay us for that? They pay that dude to juggle glass balls, didn't they? Good point.
We wanna buy a video game.
Video zombies eating video brains.
Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! Those graphics look insane, gotta gotta get this game! So we went and asked for more chores For our boss Benson got us wax the floors Waxing, waxing.
Ugh! Waxing, waxing.
Ugh! Shoulders aching, back is breaking.
Don't want be waxing when we could be relaxing! Playing video games - This is good! - That was petty awesome, dude! Dude, it's totally working.
We should start this years ago.
Let's keep going.
Sun sun shining, day is so inviting But dollar dollar bills equal zombie fun timing People walking by yo, stop saying hi yo Put some dime narrow into this sombrero Hey there buddy puts some money in the hat.
Speed walking guy puts some money in the hat.
Lady with a baby puts some money in the hat.
Dude with that eyebrow puts some money in the hat.
Money in the ha-at, money's where it's at-at.
Money! Dude, just a few more songs and we can get that game.
Why stop there? We should do this everyday.
Cause if we make this our job we'll hate it.
Gotta keep it special.
We can still do this for the rest of the day, right? Yeah, we can! Zombie's return.
Zombie's return.
Zombie's return.
Sun sun shining, day is so inviting, - What the ! but dollar dollar bills equal zombie's fun timing Dude, that's our song.
Stop copying us.
I'm not copying.
I am re-interpreting You're just recording our voices.
Being silver makes it different.
It's the same thing with the different color! Straight off! If you can't take the heat, stay off the pavement! I'll walk your pavement! Dude, relax.
We wrote the songs.
People will come to us no matter where we are in the park.
Yeah, stay away from those silver coat dirt bag It's alright.
We'll bring people here with our free styling.
Bitten bitten bitten bitten Best watching out for the living dead Bite your arms and knock knock your head Who's that at the door? Zombie's return 4.
Hey, these guys are copying that silver dude But they are not even in color.
You guys wanna come check him out? What? Now people think we are the fakes.
That's it! Bitten bitten bitten bitten Best watching out for the living dead Zombie's return 4 Dude stop ripping us off You don't even know what Zombie's return is.
It doesn't matter, I am making bank Those are our voices, our songs, and our moves! You are just remixing them! Plus I'm silver.
We know you're silver, stop copying us! Rigby, don't! Now what's all these rockers? Who are you? I am the god of street performing.
What seems to be the problem? This guy stole our act! My children, why causes me such great heartache.
Be hero like this.
We just want to make enough money to buy a video game, then we will go home.
There is only one way to solve disputed nature We shall have a competition! Whoever perform the greatest Shall keep the act and obtain all the winnings from the sombrero Are you all agreed on this challenge? Modecai? And Rigby? And what about this sliver dude over here? Let's get it on Let the battle begin! We sing the songs, we do it all the time We sing them careful to make sure them rhyme Most of the time, most of the time, all of the time rhyme Suddenly ding, I know how you thinking thinking off your brain ways, all over the airways All over the air ways He still steals our songs! Let's in this We were the first one singing on the street Then this silver dude stole our bits It wasn't cool, it was the pirate thing All he did was press recording, it didn't even have the thing nothing cool, his hat really small Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all Silver man no brain Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all He's doing what we were doing and the crowd loves it! Forget him, man.
We got this.
you're a silver copy cat in a junkie bowler hat Copy cat cat, copy cat cat, copy cat We are innovating, and you are imitating Stealing our songs is wrong, you are ain't creating.
Make your own music and don't steal ours! Our original songs have unique powers Our songs' come from within.
Mess with us and you will never win Cause you're nothing without us, lame boombox! Boombox boom, boombox boom Boombox boom, boombox boom You wanna remix? Then we remix this.
Once upon a time there's cow that was purple walk to the ground found a chicken that's hurple ? Well I am a silver dude and I am here to say Give me the money! Oh no no, please! Don't send me to the street jail! No! Now that was manifesto street performance, boys! Now let's go get you video game! Are you guys gonna finish waxing of floors or what I'm also gonna need you to vacuum the carpet.
Mostly this fine right here.
Boring.
Change it.
Change it.
From the series that just wouldn't die.
Control the zombie with all new moves! Boomerang! Bellowing bile! The final game with more terror.
Bigger bites! Zombie's return 4 fatal finale.
$49.
99 wherever video game is sold! Dude, it's the last game in the series.
Oh man, did you see the graphics? It looks just like real life! We need to get that game.
How?! All those bits cost extra money! Benson Benson Benson can you hear us? Yes, I can hear you.
What do you want? What are you doing? What game do you wanna buy? Game? Haha, what? No, come on.
We wanna work you know, get our hands dirty.
Sunshine.
Zombie's return 4.
No.
If you buy some new game you'll end up doing even less work than you do now.
It's not just some new video game.
It's the last of the quadrilogy! This game grew up with us and we grew up with it.
We need to see it through to the end.
I guess there is one thing left.
If you wax all the floors.
And I mean all of them.
Arama dame dames, playing video games! Now! A ram dame dame.
What are you doing?! What? This is not how you do this! You have to pick up every piece of furniture and move it outside! Including the fridge! How we suppose to do that? Figure it out! And clean the floors before you wax them.
But Do it right, or I won't pay you! Why do I even ? Come on, let's get this over with.
This is gonna take forever! Wait! Shh did you hear that? Hear what? Money.
Wow, he is really good.
That silver guy's just juggling glass balls and people are paying to see it.
Dude that's it! A few hours of street performing, we will have cash to get that game.
Sure beats waxing the floors like a chump.
Now let's get some silver paint.
No, dude, we can't rip that guy off, it's not cool.
We gonna come up with our own thing.
Like what? Something we're good at.
Should be entertaining Probably not too straining Something super easy.
But not that cheesy.
How about singing songs to make a little cash If we sing them up right we can make a fat stash.
Money stash Sing some songs and make them really funny Get people to stop and drop all their money into our hats Dude, that's it.
Let's just make up some songs.
Yeah, they are so easy.
How we do that anyway? Probably cause we're such good friends.
You really think people will pay us for that? They pay that dude to juggle glass balls, didn't they? Good point.
We wanna buy a video game.
Video zombies eating video brains.
Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! Zombies stretch-a-chomping dudes like muffins! Those graphics look insane, gotta gotta get this game! So we went and asked for more chores For our boss Benson got us wax the floors Waxing, waxing.
Ugh! Waxing, waxing.
Ugh! Shoulders aching, back is breaking.
Don't want be waxing when we could be relaxing! Playing video games - This is good! - That was petty awesome, dude! Dude, it's totally working.
We should start this years ago.
Let's keep going.
Sun sun shining, day is so inviting But dollar dollar bills equal zombie fun timing People walking by yo, stop saying hi yo Put some dime narrow into this sombrero Hey there buddy puts some money in the hat.
Speed walking guy puts some money in the hat.
Lady with a baby puts some money in the hat.
Dude with that eyebrow puts some money in the hat.
Money in the ha-at, money's where it's at-at.
Money! Dude, just a few more songs and we can get that game.
Why stop there? We should do this everyday.
Cause if we make this our job we'll hate it.
Gotta keep it special.
We can still do this for the rest of the day, right? Yeah, we can! Zombie's return.
Zombie's return.
Zombie's return.
Sun sun shining, day is so inviting, - What the ! but dollar dollar bills equal zombie's fun timing Dude, that's our song.
Stop copying us.
I'm not copying.
I am re-interpreting You're just recording our voices.
Being silver makes it different.
It's the same thing with the different color! Straight off! If you can't take the heat, stay off the pavement! I'll walk your pavement! Dude, relax.
We wrote the songs.
People will come to us no matter where we are in the park.
Yeah, stay away from those silver coat dirt bag It's alright.
We'll bring people here with our free styling.
Bitten bitten bitten bitten Best watching out for the living dead Bite your arms and knock knock your head Who's that at the door? Zombie's return 4.
Hey, these guys are copying that silver dude But they are not even in color.
You guys wanna come check him out? What? Now people think we are the fakes.
That's it! Bitten bitten bitten bitten Best watching out for the living dead Zombie's return 4 Dude stop ripping us off You don't even know what Zombie's return is.
It doesn't matter, I am making bank Those are our voices, our songs, and our moves! You are just remixing them! Plus I'm silver.
We know you're silver, stop copying us! Rigby, don't! Now what's all these rockers? Who are you? I am the god of street performing.
What seems to be the problem? This guy stole our act! My children, why causes me such great heartache.
Be hero like this.
We just want to make enough money to buy a video game, then we will go home.
There is only one way to solve disputed nature We shall have a competition! Whoever perform the greatest Shall keep the act and obtain all the winnings from the sombrero Are you all agreed on this challenge? Modecai? And Rigby? And what about this sliver dude over here? Let's get it on Let the battle begin! We sing the songs, we do it all the time We sing them careful to make sure them rhyme Most of the time, most of the time, all of the time rhyme Suddenly ding, I know how you thinking thinking off your brain ways, all over the airways All over the air ways He still steals our songs! Let's in this We were the first one singing on the street Then this silver dude stole our bits It wasn't cool, it was the pirate thing All he did was press recording, it didn't even have the thing nothing cool, his hat really small Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all Silver man no brain Dude dumb so dumb doesn't have a brain at all He's doing what we were doing and the crowd loves it! Forget him, man.
We got this.
you're a silver copy cat in a junkie bowler hat Copy cat cat, copy cat cat, copy cat We are innovating, and you are imitating Stealing our songs is wrong, you are ain't creating.
Make your own music and don't steal ours! Our original songs have unique powers Our songs' come from within.
Mess with us and you will never win Cause you're nothing without us, lame boombox! Boombox boom, boombox boom Boombox boom, boombox boom You wanna remix? Then we remix this.
Once upon a time there's cow that was purple walk to the ground found a chicken that's hurple ? Well I am a silver dude and I am here to say Give me the money! Oh no no, please! Don't send me to the street jail! No! Now that was manifesto street performance, boys! Now let's go get you video game! Are you guys gonna finish waxing of floors or what I'm also gonna need you to vacuum the carpet.
Mostly this fine right here.