Orphan Black (2013) s05e03 Episode Script

1 We're clones.
We're someone's experiment.
They're killing us off.
Bet you could bounce me like a ball.
Mira saw you screwing my husband! (WOMAN CHOKING) - Alison! - You came into my house and probed my wife.
I quit! Who's the science now, bitch? Mr.
Pouchino, what about that refund? - I got refund.
- M.
K.
is dead.
- I don't want to with you! - Enough! - I'm going with Rachel! - No, that's enough! We are going to take such good care of you.
(ALISON): Oh, my goodness! I have stick in belly.
- Ah! Ah! - Now, where's Helena? - (WOMAN, LAUGHING): Come on! - (MAN): Gonna be so good.
- (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) - Hendrix, that was quite the feed.
I mean, I'll have to unbutton here.
Was that a cream-cheese frosting? - I don't know, is it? - Oh, you are evil, - Alison Hendrix.
- I'll email you the recipe.
- No, you will not.
- (PHONE RINGING) - Hey! Haha! She's so tough.
- (WOMAN LAUGHING) - (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) - (PHONE RINGING AND BUZZING) - Hello.
- Hey, Alison, it's Beth.
I told you not to call me anymore.
Look.
You know ignoring this isn't gonna make it go away.
- OK? I warned you when we met.
- Beth, we look alike, that's it.
This other C-word business, I-I-I don't even know what to say about it.
It's hokum.
OK? The, uh - Alison? - Uh Yeah.
Great! All sold.
Raffle tickets sold! (LAUGHING): Great! OK.
Bye.
You have been phone-fussing all night.
Have you got something going on the side? What?! - (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) - Yes.
Yes, sir.
Yeah.
Ahem! So, guys, uhhh, Aynsley and I have a little proposition for the two of you.
We've been thinking that it's time to shake things up a little bit.
Oh.
I, uh (DONNIE MUMBLING) Oh! No.
- Oh, my God! - No, no, no.
- No, no! Not that! No, no, no! - OK, what we were thinking was a little magic mushrooms.
Yeah, no.
I can't.
I tried them once, and they went right to my bowels.
Ohh, Donnie, come on! No.
Alison and I, we prefer to stick to alcohol poisoning, right? - Is everything OK there, honey? - Yeah, yeah.
(DONNIE CLEARING HIS THROAT) Why don't we open up a Merlot.
Mhm? You know what? Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Yes.
That is what I'm talking about, Hendrix.
Right here! (GUEST COUPLE LAUGHING) Are you sure about this? BETH: She's in denial.
She needs to see another face.
Yeah, but you're basically asking me to, like, drop a bomb in the middle of a Norman Rockwell painting.
BETH: Yeah.
Just get it over with.
OK.
(SIGH) (BEEP!) (THEME MUSIC) We need Helena's location, and you're going to tell me.
So where did she go, Mr.
Hendrix? I already told you, I don't know.
Abandoned you, did she? Like you abandoned me in the woods? I didn't abandon you, Alison.
Look, Mister? - Frontenac.
- Right.
Tell Rachel when you found me, I was looking for Helena.
No, tell Rachel that Helena's not gonna let her suck stem cells out of her babies! Not exactly a scientist, are you, Mrs.
Hendrix.
I studied kinesiology.
Cosima is a real scientist and a very valuable one.
Sarah and Helena are fertile, biologically priceless.
- And then there's you.
- (SIGHING): I'm a mother - and a homemaker.
- As you go back today to your vapid existence, I want you to consider your worth.
Because even M.
K.
had more value than you.
(SEVENTIES ROCK MUSIC) My hand is purple, and it makes the hair all fuzzy.
- I'm seeing tracers.
- Why are my socks wet? OK Cold water for everyone.
Yeah? Got ice in it and everything.
And I've got - poison control on speed dial.
- Donnie, Donnie, bro, have a beer, take your shirt off.
- What? No! - (WOMAN LAUGHING) - (PHONE DINGING) - It's Alison's - mystery man again.
- What?! Honey, don't you think maybe we should be turning that off? To say that beat your heart - I have to get the raffle tickets.
- Wait-wait-wait.
Uhh wait, wait, wait, wait.
What about the buddy system? - No, no.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
- OK.
When can I see you Alison.
Hey.
Oh, Christmas.
I have neighbours.
I I know.
I'm sorry.
- You're the other one.
- Yeah, I'm Cosima.
Umm, I know.
I'm sorry about this whole ambush thing.
It was totally Beth's idea.
She just thought it would be a good idea for you to see - another one of us.
- You have a nose ring.
(MIDDLE-EASTERN MUSIC) Yeah, brilliant observation.
- We are so completely different.
- I know, which you may find totally freaky, but I find it I find it so fascinating! - (ALISON SIGHING) - (COSIMA LAUGHING) Like, this is you and I'm from - "Berkeley.
" OK? - I don't even know what that means.
And like, Beth is a cop.
Right? You know? But genetically speaking, we're all we're all family.
Who are we really? Yeah, that's the existential question, isn't it? But what Beth is proposing is that we all get together, hang out all the time.
OK, you're just gonna stay with us.
Whoa.
Whoa! No.
No.
Whoa.
We're gonna talk.
We're gonna talk, talk, talk about it.
Dude, are you high? 'Cause your eyes are like saucers.
- I can't deal with this.
- Our OK.
Alright.
Shit.
(PEACEFUL MUSIC) (ALISON SIGHING) Oh, M.
K.
(EXHALING) I could have done something.
Sarah, Sarah, I could have been a decoy or something.
Alison, they were watching you too.
I think we all just need to lay low today, regroup.
That sounds like a pretty good idea to me.
Yes.
Just go back to my useless life - like I've been told.
- Honey? Honey? Kira? Wanna give me Hey.
She just She needs a bit of space, love.
So do you.
I will bring her to Dyad.
She won't even tell me what Rachel did to her, and I'm meant to send her back there.
I know it's not easy, but keep the faith.
We're not without allies.
Stay here.
Chain yourself to your sister today.
(ALISON): Donnie, I'm not in the mood for the Church Fall Fun Fairl.
Not with Nona Walker in charge! Honey, we are still the entertainment.
I am doing my dance, and we are singing our duet, right? Ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley OK.
Honey, come on.
What is the Fall Fun Fair without Team Hendrix? I can't stop thinking about M.
K.
and Cosima out there all alone.
(SIGHING) Why do I love my sisters so much when they're ruined my life.
Hey, your life isn't ruined.
It's just waiting for you to come back and sparkle it up.
You're right.
You're right.
I made this fair what it is today, and I won't be sidelined by Nona Walker.
- What Not what I meant.
- Get dressed.
Full regalia.
I'll be at the church.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) Hi! - Hi.
- Let's put - the drinks on the dessert table.
- Right over there? Oh no, maybe with the side dishes.
I'm sorry, I know it's heavy.
Does that seem good? Side dishes? Uh, drinks always on a separate table.
That way, you avoid a log jam.
- Good.
- Alison, you're early, the Fair doesn't start for another hour.
Well, it might not start at all at this rate.
Where are we here? OK, so let's just take a big breath, dear.
- OK? - Excuse me? Well, they said that you might do this, try to undermine me.
(CHUCKLING): Who said that? Well, Eileen and Nina and Nancy and Sta Well, everybody.
And I said, "No, Alison's not like that.
" So for your sake, let's just not prove them right, OK? - OK.
- Great! Maybe next year, Alison.
(SIGHING) (SNIFFLING) That one goes on the hot-dog table.
- Nona.
- Alison, you're still here? I-I-I wanted to apologize to you.
I've not been myself lately.
My family and my reputation, you know.
So just feeling a little useless.
- Oh, golly! - You must be parched, you're working so hard.
Have a drink.
Oh, it's very thoughtful of you, thank you! - No problem.
- Alison, welcome.
I hope you're not too dispirited about - the changing of the guard.
- N-no.
No! Nonna and I have worked it out.
Well, God bless.
He sees your deeds big and small.
So you can take solace in that.
- Mm-hmm.
- Ah-ah-ah! I just realized that I have had this in my car for weeks.
The paraffins alone would have killed you.
I'll get you a different one.
(SIREN) Aldous was so proud when he published this book, and yet, P.
T.
Westmoreland told me he wrote it.
And Aldous just dumbed it down.
I didn't know that.
Well, the imaging alone shows the foetus had a rapid - and unexplained recovery.
- Yes, Helena's children could prove even more vital than Kira.
Donnie Hendrix may be holding back regarding Helena.
Well, we have more persuasive leverage, don't we? I'll instruct the detectives.
(DOORBELL RINGING) Detective Bell, what's going on? You tell me.
I am highland dancing later today.
Is that breaching my bail conditions? We have a search warrant.
For what? I, uh, I've already been charged.
This isn't about drug trafficking, Donnie.
It's about a bunch of dead Portuguese gangsters and one seriously bloody paper cutter.
Oh, come on! This is, uh this is a shakedown.
Step aside, Braveheart.
So far away Alison, what are you doing here? Uhhh I'm loving my neighbours, Eileen, and try not to judge.
Lose my station in the sky (SINISTER MUSIC) (MAN): And we all miss her.
Hi, Chad.
Hi, Jake.
Hi, Esme.
We we Pff, I haven't seen you since - The funeral, yeah.
- Right.
Right.
I'm-I'm so sorry, guys.
I We miss you on Black Oak Drive.
We're up at Aynsley's mother's now.
Uhhh, pretty much just focused on taking care of my VIPs here, uh? Yeah! We're gonna go get the hot dogs now.
OK.
(ALISON SIGHS) She really was pretty, huh? - Yeah, yeah.
- Do you ever feel like this is somehow our fault? What are you what are you talking about? It was an accident.
She kicked me out of the house because we had an affair.
If anyone had been home, they could have saved her.
- (ALISON SIGHS) - You don't know that.
And we can't change the past.
Yeah.
It's good to see you, Alison.
(WOMAN LAUGHING) (MAN GROWLING) Why do I have this face? I could have been born with many faces.
I could have been a cop or I could have been a scientist, but, uh I wound up microwaving mini-pizzas and chauffeuring kids to circus camp.
Why this life?! Because we're happy? You're so normal.
You golf and you watch TV and you commute! Sometimes, you look at me so strangely.
It's like our entire life is a lie.
I googled "bad mushroom trip" and it said, in a couple of hours, you should be right back to normal, OK? - OK.
- Uh-oh! - Oh, my God! - Bad energy in here.
- Oh, my God! - Alison is no bueno right now.
Oh! Oh, sweetie, no.
It's just your senses opening up like a flower.
- I don't feel like a flower.
- Oh, sweetie, come outside.
Come feel the grass.
- It's so beautiful.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Be careful with her.
I've said it a hundred times, - "I don't know where Helena is.
" - Anything on here? Child porn? Tax evasion? Pouchy's client list.
No.
I have to call my wife.
I need that cell phone as well.
Are you backing this play? Donnie please.
I'm expected on stage at the Fall Fun Fair.
So go, dance with the stars.
No law says you have to stick around.
Are we cool, Donnie? Yeah, we're cool.
Just keep 'em out of the garage.
(RACHEL): Do you remember your car accident, Kira? Yeah.
Ms.
S said it was a miracle.
What if I told you it might not be a miracle at all.
Might actually be something in your genes.
That's what Auntie Cosima thinks.
Yes, she would.
I have a present for you.
Another very special creature.
- (GASPING): A mouse! - Mm-hmm! - Aww! - This is a spiny mouse.
This mouse has the remarkable ability to grow back its own skin and fur.
- How? - That is the mystery.
Can I pick him up? Sure.
He's evolved this way so that, when he's grasped by a predator, he slides right out of his own skin and escapes.
- Oh, come on.
- I think it's rather painless.
Everybody says I can't trust you.
- (MOUSE SQUEAKING) - Do you? This is fun.
(KIRA GIGGLING) - (INDISTINCT PUNK-ROCK SONG) - Kira's already turning her back on me.
She thinks Rachel's gonna teach her who she is, and I'm just this bitch who just says no.
No.
Yes.
Bum in chair.
You are sitting for me.
- I'm not sitting for you.
- Yes, you are sitting for me because S benched us.
And I know that's agony for you, but then, let's do something constructive with that.
Why do you insist on painting naked? It's my process.
And you have no influence on it, so just relax.
Eyes forward.
- Prfff! - Great! Just be natural.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) Ramone! - You, you ripped us off! - Mrs.
Hendrix? Kellerman fronted us those pills and you left us holding the bag! That's not true.
That product was - bought and paid for.
- You Aaah You are not gonna weasel me this time.
- I want my 35 grand.
- Oh, just hold on.
Would I come here, to your church, if I scammed you? Just consider the possibility that Kellerman saw you for the rookie you were and took advantage.
- (ALISON SIGHS) - We got taken.
He's a snake, I should have warned you.
I am such a colossal failure at everything.
Not to me, Mrs.
Hendrix.
Can I, uh, help take the edge off? No.
No.
Absolutely not.
God in heaven, I haven't had a drink in ages.
Out all night it's 4 o'clock We don't care, we never stop You and me we're all we've got We don't care, we never stop You know, the woman I was a year ago would not recognize the woman I am today.
- Who are you? - Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, I'm the parties-supply guy living in my parents' basement again.
Just promise me you will not end up in Bailey Downs in 10 years wondering what the hell happened to your life.
A toke, Mrs.
Hendrix? My girls and I, we look so fine - Eff it.
- My girls and I knew what that was That, that, that, that was so hot And meet someone sweet (GENTLE MUSIC) (CRICKETS CHIRPING) (ALISON): Look at the stars.
Some of them are so far away that they've died before the light even reaches us.
Aynsley, do you think this is all there is for us? Bailey Downs? (AYNSLEY CHUCKLING) You're laughing at me? No.
No, sweetie.
I hear you.
Sometimes, I've fantasized about jumping in my car and just driving away.
I mean, who knows what's out there for me? Exactly.
But, Ali, this is a great neighbourhood.
I mean, our lives are filled with joy and kids and barbecues.
But if you really feel like there's some other purpose for you, you should trust that.
Whoo! Whee! (RAMONE): Ah, Mrs.
Hendrix! (RAMONE LAUGHING) (ALISON): Woohoo! (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Oh, God! Whoo! - Alison, what are you doing? Donnie.
Donnie, I'm so high.
I mean, I'm so (SOFTLY): I'm so high, Donnie.
Is that Ramone?! - You little shit! - Mr.
Hendrix, I swear I didn't rip you off.
I swear! No.
It was Kellerman with the faraway eyes.
- Alison, come here.
- Talk to the bouncing hand.
Alison, would you please come out here?! - Yeah, hurry up! It's my turn now! - OK.
Whoa! Oh! Wow! Thank you.
Check complete.
Ah! - OK, kids, one at a time.
- What is your problem, Donnie? My problem? Oh, I don't know.
Just Neo police searching our house.
- What?! Police? - Yeah.
- Why? - They're trying to tie us - to Pouchy.
- Ugh! Well, there's no evidence tying us to Pouchy, is there? No, but there are a few bodies buried in our garage.
What do you think happens when Rachel discovers that I killed Leekie? Well, I didn't shoot him in the face, did I? No, you only let Aynsley Norris strangle to death.
I thought she was my monitor, and that turned out to be you! Hey, I'm not proud of what I did! Enger! Oh, shit! Planting evidence? Whoops! Is that blood from the Pouchino crime scene? Yeah.
Bloody clothes.
You know the Hendrixes didn't do it, Matty.
Hmm There's the irony, I think we both know who did.
Helena.
I added clone blood in there too.
Tie the wife to the crime the husband spills Helena's location.
Ah! That kind of looks like a grave, don't it? Yes, ma'am.
I'm on it.
(OPERA PLAYING) (CELL PHONE RINGING) Ugh! "Alison"? Allison?! It's Donnie.
Donnie, what's going on? Oh, a little.
I'm at the church fair.
Alison is blottoed, and the cops are searching my house.
What? Uh, is Art there? Yes, he was.
I don't know if he can, but I told him to keep them out of the garage with its occupants.
Oh, shit! Leekie.
And Helena's dead Castor.
Don't forget about him.
- Donnie, are you saying Alison's relapsed? - Yes.
With her teenage dealer.
Balls to S.
They need an intervention, we gotta go.
Uh, wait there, we're coming.
- OK, thank you.
- (BEEP!) (EXHALING) Oh yeah.
(MOUSE SQUEAKING) (SOFT PIANO MUSIC) Homework, young lady? It's all done.
Impressive.
What time is Mom coming home? Soon, I hope.
She said she'd be home by now.
I know.
You wanna talk about what you and Rachel did today? No.
OK.
Why don't you get ready for bed.
OK.
(DISQUIETING MUSIC) (EXHALING) (INDISTINCT CHATTER) Alison? Hey, Chad.
May I, uh, may I sit? Sure.
You used to call me "Hendrix.
" (CHUCKLING): Yeah.
Yeah, I used to do a lot of things, huh? Hey, are you OK? No.
There's something I should have told you about Aynsley's death.
Oh, look, you don't have to say anything.
- It's fine.
- No, you have to hear me.
It was my fault.
- I'm responsible, Chad.
- No.
No, no, no.
I shouldn't have said anything back there.
I'm sorry, that was stupid.
You guys had your problems, OK, but those were those were best friend problems.
(TOUCHING PIANO MUSIC) But, God, she loved you.
She loved you so much.
(ALISON SNIFFLING) We can't change what happened but if we want to honour Aynsley, we have to move forward.
Thank you.
I should find Donnie before I miss the performance.
(BAGPIPE MUSIC) (APPLAUSE) (AUDIENCE CHEERING) Oh, Donnie.
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) (DISTRESSING MUSIC) Ahhh Oh.
(CROWD GASPING) The weirdest people get one.
(DONNIE GROANING) (CROWD CHATTERING) Oh, God.
(DONNIE MOANING) Oh! (DONNIE GRUNTING) Ugh.
Oh! (CROWD CHATTERING) Donnie? Donnie? Oh, God! - Donnie, wake up.
Wake up! - (WOMAN): I don't even know.
I'm right here.
I'm right here.
Wake up.
Wake up, Donnie.
Get up.
- Felix? - Yes.
Just in the nick of time.
- What's he on? - Half a bottle of Lorazepam.
- Holy shit! - Is he OK? Yes.
He's fine.
Just been dealing with a medical condition.
Looks like they're both alchies.
I'm sorry.
I may have my demons, but don't you dare go after my Donnie! All right.
You know what? It's all right.
No.
I know exactly what you all think of me.
But I'm not just a boozer, I'm a pill popper too! That's right.
And half of you bought them from me! (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) Oh, God.
Don't pretend you're so innocent.
You're hypocrites! All of you, hypocrites! Nona, I see you.
You know, I've given my heart to this community, and I can't help but feel a little bit hurt that you're pushing me to decide, but, you know I have atoned for my sins.
And I have a life that is so much bigger than Bailey Downs.
I am part of a sisterhood that you couldn't even begin to understand.
And thank God, you never will.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER) (GRUNTING WITH EFFORT) Where are you going? Going to take a leak.
You leave the seat up for me? (CHUCKLING) - Hey, Art.
- What the hell is going on? We're so sorry you're in this position.
See? That's the problem.
I'm not just looking out - for you anymore.
- I know.
I know.
Look, Rachel can't know what's in there.
- OK? You have to stall 'em.
- Stall 'em? Girl, we're halfway to China over there.
Who's even in there anyway? Duko? No.
No, no, no.
S got rid of that body.
Do you think she would bury him in the Hendrix garage? Then who is it? Sarah, I have lost my line right now.
I need to know.
It's bad, but not for you.
OK? It's Dr.
Leekie.
Donnie killed him.
Oh! What about Art, Sarah? Doesn't he have some option? He's as twisted up as you are, Alison.
This is my fault.
I'm the one that shot Dr.
Lee - Leekie.
- Sarah, what's Rachel gonna do when she discovers decapitated Leekie? She's gonna come after all of us.
OK, I'll tell 'em.
- Tell them what? - Where Helena is.
You knew all along? Mm-hmm.
She made me swear not to tell anyone but Sarah.
Uh, uh, no, no.
We're not giving up where Helena is.
- No, of course not.
- Well, I'm sorry.
I don't know how to get us out of this.
That's OK.
This is our doing.
(DONNIE SIGHING) Rachel should know that.
Yeah.
- Can you take him home, please? - Yeah.
What are you gonna do? I'm gonna make myself useful for once.
(CELL PHONE RINGING) Yes? - (FRONTENAC SCOFFS) - Alison Hendrix is here.
Well done, Mr.
Frontenac.
(MATTY GRUNTING) Hoohoo! Found the squishy.
(DING!) Alison Hendrix.
At last we meet.
Yes, well, I suppose my entire life is filed away here somewhere.
It is.
Not that I've paid much attention to it.
I know you look down on me, Rachel.
You probably wonder why on earth my sisters even bother with me.
But I've been in this fight since the beginning with Beth, even before Sarah, and I'm in it for the long haul.
(RUFFLING NOISES) (RETCHING NOISES) (SIGHING) Well, looks like we're missing something.
Ah! (RACHEL GASPING) It was an accident.
Dr.
Leekie pushed Donnie over the edge, and he didn't have basic firearm safety.
Aldous Leekie is buried in your garage? Minus the head which was donated to science.
(LONG BREATHS) For most of my life, I hated Aldous.
But I chose not to kill him.
The other body, who is it? A Castor.
Tell me Helena's location, and this all goes away.
Even if I knew where she was, I wouldn't tell you.
This isn't our problem, it's yours.
So go ahead, file murder charges against us.
It all leads back to you and your office.
Do you really think your new boss would want all that attention on Neolution? (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) Here.
Get them out of my house.
Get them out of my house! (PHONE RINGING) (SIGHING) - Enger.
- It's Rachel.
Something's come up on my end.
I need to know what you found, Detective.
Ma'am, there's a body here, but, um, we can't ID it just yet.
What, uh, what would you like us to do? Well, dispose of the bodies discreetly and put the garage back in order.
OK.
We'll stand down.
Looks like the Hendrixes squirmed out of this one.
What would you have me do with you now? Do whatever you want with me, but leave Helena alone.
I should like to put my hands around your neck and squeeze.
Then, we're not so different, you and I.
(BEEP!) You did it, hon.
You went toe to toe with Rachel Duncan and didn't give up where Helena is hiding.
Hey, what's wrong? I just I feel like I've been rattling around my own skin for some time, and I think I finally popped loose.
I need to go away for a while.
Oh! You're my rock.
I'm not leaving, I'm just (SNIFFLING) I need to see the kids and I, uh and see who I am outside of all of this.
You mean, - like a yoga retreat? - No.
I don't know what my destination is.
I just need - I know this is right.
- Yeah.
Oh.
I know there's something you want, my highlander.
- (DONNIE CHUCKLING) - Really? (TWO MUSICAL NOTES) - You wanna do this? - Mm-hmm.
OK.
Uhhh - Ain't no mountain high - (BOTH): Ain't no valley low Ain't no river wide enough, baby If you need me, call me No matter where you are No matter how far Don't worry, baby Just call my name I'll be there (DONNIE HUMMING) Don't have to worry 'Cause, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you, babe (CHILDREN'S CHOIR SINGING)