Regular Show (2010) s05e03 Episode Script
Benson's Car
Time for some Zombie Pep Squad.
I heard this movie has the world record for most things in a movie ever! You heard right.
What do you say we ditch the party and head on to the make out point? Ok, but Here we go.
Relax babe.
Hey dude, can you pause it for a sec, I am gonna go get some chips.
No way! It will ruin the flow.
Dude, just pause it for a sec.
No.
But I am starving.
You just eat six bags of chips.
And now I need more.
In a minute.
No, now! Benson's wind sheild.
This is not good.
What are we gonna do? Maybe he won't know it was us.
I t could be anybody, Pops, Skips, Thomas Yeah, let's pin it on Thomas.
No dude, if we don't get it fixed before Benson finds out, his gonna fired us.
Oh man! And I still don't have chips.
Yeah, we should've paused the movie.
Keep looking, Benson's car key has to be here somewhere.
His jacket.
Dude, of course.
What the What are you doing in my office? Nothing.
We were doing nothing.
Did you do that thing I asked you to do? Thing? Eh, we were gonna do that thing.
Totally gonna do the thing.
Could you just give us instructions though? Just having a hard time getting started.
You need instructions for raking? Yes.
You see that rakey thing out there? Pick it up and rake with it.
Actually, could you show us? We are more visual learners.
You walk over to some leaves, take your hands, grab the rake, and then you rake the leaves, you rake the leaves Hey! What are you doing back there?! Oh, um, we can see you better from here.
Yeah, so we can get the whole Leave! Um, thanks, Benson.
Dude, yeah, man, really helpful.
Hey, Benson, like this, right? Yeah, real good.
Are we done? Got a lot of work to do here.
Eh hm eh hm eh hm eh hm, ah ha yep, broken wind sheild.
- We know.
- How much? Eh, I will do it for three hundred bucks.
We can't afford that.
How about sixty five? You dare come to my store with an offer like that.
I am a artist.
Get out of here.
Dude, nice going.
Dude, we'll just hide the car here while we figure out a plan B.
Yeah, the old kind of station wagon.
Hey, Benson, waht's going on? My car is missing.
Or maybe you never have one in the first place.
Not likely, Rigby.
That car is the most important thing I own.
So, officers, when you find it We will keep an eye out for it.
But What is that? Does that mean you'll find my car? Let's just say you're gonna wanna get a bus past.
Lousy cops.
I'm going inside.
Are you all right, Benson? I'm fine.
Dude, this is awesome.
What is? Benson says he's fine, so we just ditch the car, we are off the hook.
No, Rigby, look at him We need to fix this.
I knew it was you losers.
Where did you stash the car? Please don't say anything, Muscle Man.
Yeah, Benson can't find out.
Show me the damage or I talk.
Yeah, I really hit the mother load over here.
Come on, dude.
Just help us find someone who can fix it for cheap.
Here, hold my gear.
And don't even look at my chips.
Yeah, this is polyvinyl butyral laminated bullet-resisting glass.
But don't worry, I know a guy who fix it for real cheap.
Thanks for cmoing in such short notice.
Please, have a seat.
Oh, and could you get the light? Thanks, bring'it back, Jack.
No problemo.
I never hired a bounty hunter before.
Just curious though, are you really from the future like your ads says? I got a vioce activated gun here.
Hello.
Hello, Jack.
Vicki, slient mode.
See, Vicki stands for Vioce Input Calling and Killing Instrument.
Whatever.
Can you track down the scum that stole my car or not? Heck yeah, bro! I just need half my payment front.
Half when you get your car back.
And I only ask one more thing that I can do whatever I want to the perps when I find them.
See, in the future, violence is outlaw.
Fine, just get my car back.
That will be five hundred thousand dollars.
Now I do have a internet coupon.
In the future, internet coupons are also outlaw.
But since we're in your time, I guess I'll honour it Great.
Here's half, two hundred and fifty dollars.
You're lucky I like fantasy violence in adult situation so much.
Vicki, analyse clue.
Broken glass.
Dirt, dirt, tire track.
Bingo.
Are you sure this is the place.
This place is way on the sticks, man.
This is where Muscle Man's instruction says to wait.
Oh, and we gotta signal.
Dude, nothing happened.
You are Mond? You have sixty bucks? Dude, can you fix it? Give me one hour.
They weren't real with it all along appointee said.
These the guys? Don't worry.
Vicki's gotta cover it.
Target identified.
Modecai and Rigby.
Not bad.
Now locate targets.
Target location the park.
Call the coffin shop, Vicki.
Hello, this is coffin shop.
Yeah, I am gonna need two coffins for later today.
Wonderful, are you need any flower arrangement with that? Not necessary.
Oh, driving in a car, yeah, we busted Benson's wind sheild.
Got fix it fast, or Benson will fire us for breaking his wind sheild.
We gonna loooose our jobs Dude, cut it out or Benson's gonna catch us.
Oh, man.
That was close.
Yeah, let's just put the note on and get out of here.
Done, and done.
Your targets are in range.
You didn't really think you will get away with it, did you? Who are you? Benson hired me to find the guy who stole his car.
So now that I found you, It's time to kill you.
Dude, we were just Vicki, destroy targets.
Come on, Vicki.
Destroy targets.
Benson called a bounty hunter?! He must be really mad.
What do we do? We gotta get Benson to call him off.
Vicki, play epic tunes.
Scramble missiles.
Sorry, innocent bystanders.
Vicki, vaporize door.
Time to shut you down for good.
Shutting down.
NO! Run! Power on! Benson! Guys? Listen, you gotta lay low.
I think Jack finds the guys that stole my car.
He did find them, cause we took your car.
What?! We were fighting over the remote, and the remote crashed your wind sheild, so we took it to a guy to fix it, then we took it to another guy, but it's all better now.
Could you call the future guy off? I'll deal with you two latter, we have to stop Jack.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Stop! Vicki, berserk eye on cannon.
Now, Benson bro, I don't wanna alarm you, but those are the perps.
- I kown.
- What?! They didn't steal my car, they are my employees.
They took my car to get it fixed and didn't tell me.
But you told me I can do what I want to the perps.
You promised.
Look, Jack, there's no reason to hurt them.
All I wanted is my car and it's right here.
Just keep the money, okay? Suit yourself, bro.
Vicki, shut down code, α Ï Ï.
All system go.
NO! Bummer about your car, man! At least that explosion was pretty awesome.
Totally satisfied my violence urgence, you kown what I'm saying? Hey, can I get the other two hundred and fifty bucks? POLICE! Rain check, got it, bro.
- You! - Thanks for saving us, Benson.
Yeah, thanks, man! Damage to the house, damage to my car.
My bus fare for the next month! You're paying for all of it.
He didn't say to clean up this mess, but Yeah, let's get started.
Oh, Mordecai, check this out.
Told you my guy was good.
I heard this movie has the world record for most things in a movie ever! You heard right.
What do you say we ditch the party and head on to the make out point? Ok, but Here we go.
Relax babe.
Hey dude, can you pause it for a sec, I am gonna go get some chips.
No way! It will ruin the flow.
Dude, just pause it for a sec.
No.
But I am starving.
You just eat six bags of chips.
And now I need more.
In a minute.
No, now! Benson's wind sheild.
This is not good.
What are we gonna do? Maybe he won't know it was us.
I t could be anybody, Pops, Skips, Thomas Yeah, let's pin it on Thomas.
No dude, if we don't get it fixed before Benson finds out, his gonna fired us.
Oh man! And I still don't have chips.
Yeah, we should've paused the movie.
Keep looking, Benson's car key has to be here somewhere.
His jacket.
Dude, of course.
What the What are you doing in my office? Nothing.
We were doing nothing.
Did you do that thing I asked you to do? Thing? Eh, we were gonna do that thing.
Totally gonna do the thing.
Could you just give us instructions though? Just having a hard time getting started.
You need instructions for raking? Yes.
You see that rakey thing out there? Pick it up and rake with it.
Actually, could you show us? We are more visual learners.
You walk over to some leaves, take your hands, grab the rake, and then you rake the leaves, you rake the leaves Hey! What are you doing back there?! Oh, um, we can see you better from here.
Yeah, so we can get the whole Leave! Um, thanks, Benson.
Dude, yeah, man, really helpful.
Hey, Benson, like this, right? Yeah, real good.
Are we done? Got a lot of work to do here.
Eh hm eh hm eh hm eh hm, ah ha yep, broken wind sheild.
- We know.
- How much? Eh, I will do it for three hundred bucks.
We can't afford that.
How about sixty five? You dare come to my store with an offer like that.
I am a artist.
Get out of here.
Dude, nice going.
Dude, we'll just hide the car here while we figure out a plan B.
Yeah, the old kind of station wagon.
Hey, Benson, waht's going on? My car is missing.
Or maybe you never have one in the first place.
Not likely, Rigby.
That car is the most important thing I own.
So, officers, when you find it We will keep an eye out for it.
But What is that? Does that mean you'll find my car? Let's just say you're gonna wanna get a bus past.
Lousy cops.
I'm going inside.
Are you all right, Benson? I'm fine.
Dude, this is awesome.
What is? Benson says he's fine, so we just ditch the car, we are off the hook.
No, Rigby, look at him We need to fix this.
I knew it was you losers.
Where did you stash the car? Please don't say anything, Muscle Man.
Yeah, Benson can't find out.
Show me the damage or I talk.
Yeah, I really hit the mother load over here.
Come on, dude.
Just help us find someone who can fix it for cheap.
Here, hold my gear.
And don't even look at my chips.
Yeah, this is polyvinyl butyral laminated bullet-resisting glass.
But don't worry, I know a guy who fix it for real cheap.
Thanks for cmoing in such short notice.
Please, have a seat.
Oh, and could you get the light? Thanks, bring'it back, Jack.
No problemo.
I never hired a bounty hunter before.
Just curious though, are you really from the future like your ads says? I got a vioce activated gun here.
Hello.
Hello, Jack.
Vicki, slient mode.
See, Vicki stands for Vioce Input Calling and Killing Instrument.
Whatever.
Can you track down the scum that stole my car or not? Heck yeah, bro! I just need half my payment front.
Half when you get your car back.
And I only ask one more thing that I can do whatever I want to the perps when I find them.
See, in the future, violence is outlaw.
Fine, just get my car back.
That will be five hundred thousand dollars.
Now I do have a internet coupon.
In the future, internet coupons are also outlaw.
But since we're in your time, I guess I'll honour it Great.
Here's half, two hundred and fifty dollars.
You're lucky I like fantasy violence in adult situation so much.
Vicki, analyse clue.
Broken glass.
Dirt, dirt, tire track.
Bingo.
Are you sure this is the place.
This place is way on the sticks, man.
This is where Muscle Man's instruction says to wait.
Oh, and we gotta signal.
Dude, nothing happened.
You are Mond? You have sixty bucks? Dude, can you fix it? Give me one hour.
They weren't real with it all along appointee said.
These the guys? Don't worry.
Vicki's gotta cover it.
Target identified.
Modecai and Rigby.
Not bad.
Now locate targets.
Target location the park.
Call the coffin shop, Vicki.
Hello, this is coffin shop.
Yeah, I am gonna need two coffins for later today.
Wonderful, are you need any flower arrangement with that? Not necessary.
Oh, driving in a car, yeah, we busted Benson's wind sheild.
Got fix it fast, or Benson will fire us for breaking his wind sheild.
We gonna loooose our jobs Dude, cut it out or Benson's gonna catch us.
Oh, man.
That was close.
Yeah, let's just put the note on and get out of here.
Done, and done.
Your targets are in range.
You didn't really think you will get away with it, did you? Who are you? Benson hired me to find the guy who stole his car.
So now that I found you, It's time to kill you.
Dude, we were just Vicki, destroy targets.
Come on, Vicki.
Destroy targets.
Benson called a bounty hunter?! He must be really mad.
What do we do? We gotta get Benson to call him off.
Vicki, play epic tunes.
Scramble missiles.
Sorry, innocent bystanders.
Vicki, vaporize door.
Time to shut you down for good.
Shutting down.
NO! Run! Power on! Benson! Guys? Listen, you gotta lay low.
I think Jack finds the guys that stole my car.
He did find them, cause we took your car.
What?! We were fighting over the remote, and the remote crashed your wind sheild, so we took it to a guy to fix it, then we took it to another guy, but it's all better now.
Could you call the future guy off? I'll deal with you two latter, we have to stop Jack.
Come on, come on, wherever you are.
Stop! Vicki, berserk eye on cannon.
Now, Benson bro, I don't wanna alarm you, but those are the perps.
- I kown.
- What?! They didn't steal my car, they are my employees.
They took my car to get it fixed and didn't tell me.
But you told me I can do what I want to the perps.
You promised.
Look, Jack, there's no reason to hurt them.
All I wanted is my car and it's right here.
Just keep the money, okay? Suit yourself, bro.
Vicki, shut down code, α Ï Ï.
All system go.
NO! Bummer about your car, man! At least that explosion was pretty awesome.
Totally satisfied my violence urgence, you kown what I'm saying? Hey, can I get the other two hundred and fifty bucks? POLICE! Rain check, got it, bro.
- You! - Thanks for saving us, Benson.
Yeah, thanks, man! Damage to the house, damage to my car.
My bus fare for the next month! You're paying for all of it.
He didn't say to clean up this mess, but Yeah, let's get started.
Oh, Mordecai, check this out.
Told you my guy was good.