Teen Titans Go! (2013) s05e03 Episode Script
Kabooms (Part 1)
1 [ANIMAL SOUNDS.]
Go! [TITLE MUSIC.]
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [scratching.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [MUSIC.]
ROBIN: Titans! Are you ready for today's teambuilding activity? Be quiet, fool.
We doing important things.
What is more important than team building? - Anything.
- Uh, well, uh - Absolutely anything.
- Doesn't matter.
You'll change your tune once you hear what I've got planned.
I propose, for today's teambuilding activity, we do something huge, something epic, something bigger than our everyday adventures.
I say we ties balloons to the tower so it flies to all the magical places I wanna see with my wife, who's now dead.
We should attempt to escape the encroaching age of the ice while a humorous rodent pursues the acorn.
Let's find that magic genie lamp I heard about if I find it, maybe the princess will finally notice me.
[MUSIC, SINGER VOCALIZING.]
Who, whoa, whoa.
[CHUCKLES.]
Not that big.
But, big for us.
For today's teambuilding activity, the Teen Titans are going to [TRUMPETING.]
[IMITATING DRUMS.]
The movies! We'll drive there together.
Buy our tickets together.
Sit in the theater together.
With a buffer seat between us if that makes you more comfortable.
Wait, this isn't about teambuilding.
You just don't wanna go to the movies by yourself.
Why can't it be both? So, what movie do you guys wanna see? I vote for Babies Vs Dogs.
CYBORG: You mean that cheap cartoon show that plays nonstop? TV NARRATOR: Savage.
They expect me to do the leaving of the house and do the paying of the good monies for something we can watch while sitting upon the couch that is our own couch?! A trip to the movies is an exciting adventure you can't get at home.
Do you like special effects? ALL: Yes Do you like c-c-c-crazy stunts? Yes! Do you like exposition? Yea - Uh, the what? - Expo-what's-it? - Uh - I don't even know what that means.
- What's an exposition? - Exposition is critical information that the audience needs in order to understand the story.
That sounds boring.
Boring? It's the most important part! Bro, everyone knows the most important part of the movie be them explosions! This movie does feature explosions, right? Yes.
[GEARS CREAKING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
- Baby! - The movie! Then it's settled.
The Teen Titans are going to see a movie! Oh, mans! We ain't get to go to the snack bar, y'all! No problemo.
One icy-cold mega-sized soda coming right up.
Oh, yeah? [SIGHS IN RELIEF.]
I'm gonna have to pee so hard.
- I would like the dog that is hot.
- Coming right up.
- And don't forget the mustard.
- Oh, I love the mustard.
- Malt balls please.
- Coming at ya.
[FULL MOUTH.]
Thank you.
[CHOMPING.]
- This is gonna be good.
- Yes, it will be good.
In fact, movies have always held a special place in my heart.
[MUSIC.]
Ever since I was a young child, I would go to theaters and lose myself in the magic Why are you doing the non-stop talking? I'm just giving a little exposition so you know why movies are so important to me.
- Well, it's boring, fool.
- And we do not care.
We only care about explosions! - But - Quiet! The trailers are about to start.
I love trailers.
I used to live in one.
NARRATOR: They kidnapped his wife.
They broke his plunger.
Now, he's going to flush them all.
[SAW BUZZING.]
Death Toilet 4.
This summer.
Don't leave the seat up.
ALL: Ooh.
This is going to be better than Death Toilet 3! I cannot wait to see the Toilet of the Death.
This is it, Titans! I've never been more excited for anything in my whole life! [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
[ALL EXCLAIMING JUBILANTLY.]
Yes! [MOTOR REVVING.]
[MUSIC.]
I didn't think you'd actually show up, Growlio.
I should have [BARKS.]
known it was you, Baby Jack.
[BARKS.]
You got any bite, Growler? Or are you all bark? [HEAVY METAL MUSIC.]
[GRUNTS.]
Look at them stunts! Those explosions! Oh, my goodness gracious! Work together? Why should I trust you? [GROWLING.]
Because it's the only way to take down the cyber-hackers before the hack the White House.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
Cyber-Hackers! [ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY.]
Did you see how special the special effect was? [BOTH EXCLAIMING.]
I can't waits to see what happens next.
Shh.
I don't wanna miss one exciting moment.
I'm not giving up, but this is as bad as diaper rash, Growler.
[GROWLER WHIMPERING.]
What is it? My father, he trained me [MUSIC.]
since I was just a pup.
[BARKS.]
He always said winning was the most important thing.
[BARKS.]
GROWLER: But I don't know if I can win against these hackers.
What has happened to the excitements? - Why is they just saying words? - It's exposition.
Without this backstory you won't understand the characters' motivations.
This is what I've been waiting for.
I don't need to understand nothin'.
I came here for kabooms! Kabooms don't mean anything unless the story makes sense.
Now pay attention.
This is exciting and important.
I was born on a farm.
It was a simple life.
Herding cattle and such.
Oh, yes.
This is some good exposition.
[ALL GROANING.]
[YAWNS.]
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, and they're right.
[BARKS.]
My old man was a real hound.
[BARKS.]
- Always howling at the moon.
- I know what it's like.
My dad likes to throw me into the air.
He catches me every time.
But some times, I think, "What if he doesn't?" [INSANE SCREAM.]
I cannot take anymore of the information! CYBORG: They ruined a perfectly good movie with all these dumb words! If we don't save the world, [BARKs.]
I'll never be able to look my pop in the eyes again.
[BARKING.]
Who cares about saving the world, fool? - Someone needs to save this movie! - Hmm.
Maybe we can.
Whatever you're thinking, Raven, can it wait until this long-winded speech is done? [CHANTING.]
Whoa! We's in the movie.
[GIGGLING.]
Who are you? - We're here to save you.
- From being so boring.
Titans, you are messing with narrative forces you can't possibly understand.
We cannot bear to listen to another word about their childhoods.
But without exposition, the audience will be confused.
Which reminds me, I need to explain at length how Raven's magic was able to put us in this movie.
No! We do not care for any of that! Yo, let's get crazy on them hackers, fools.
Time to make this movie exciting.
[FUNKY MUSIC.]
Try some of these cool stunts.
[SPEAKING TAMARAN.]
Let's not forget the kabooms! [LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
[WHIRRING UP.]
[HACKERS SNICKERING.]
The hackers are [WHIMPERING.]
Their cyber-attacks are [WHIMPERING.]
are too strong! And if we die in the movie, we die in real life.
There was no exposition to set that up! It doesn't matter.
We're goners.
- We ain't know how to beat them.
- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
If only we had paid attention to the exposition! You would understand the story and the key to defeating - the villains would be clear.
- Guess you were right, bro.
Yes.
The boring words that cause the sleepy times are necessary to make the fun times fun.
Boring words! That's it! We can bore the hackers to sleep with exposition.
- It's our only shot.
- Let's get exposi-sitory, yo! My father was a good man, and I'm struggling to live up to his example.
[EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS.]
I's a person with goals.
Let me tell you about them.
[EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS.]
The exposition.
The exposition.
The exposition, exposition, exposition.
Ugh! So boring! Please, no more.
It's so boring.
It's working.
A little more.
Robin, you must bore them with the backstory.
[GROANS.]
Fine.
My family was a circus family.
I spent my days on the tightrope [ROBIN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
Ugh, so boring! There was no time for childish things in the circus.
- ROBIN: Ironic, I know.
- HACKER: Must hack White House when the ringmaster tasked me - with training a baby bear cub - He's still talking.
- It's so boring.
- named him Gunther.
ROBIN: As the circus train traveled from town to town, Gunther and I would huddle together for warmth in the back of a drafty box car.
[SNORING.]
[BEEPING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
STARFIRE: We saved the White House! Now that's what I call a great movie.
The stunts, the explosions, and the special effects, mixed with some well-crafted exposition.
[ROBIN SOBBING.]
Oh, I can still see Gunther now, gliding gracefully on that tiny, tiny bicycle.
It was a sight to behold! [SOBBING.]
[YELLS.]
Gunther!
Go! [TITLE MUSIC.]
T E E N T I T A N S Teen Titans let's go [scratching.]
T-TEEN, T-TEE-TEEN Teen Titans, go! [MUSIC.]
ROBIN: Titans! Are you ready for today's teambuilding activity? Be quiet, fool.
We doing important things.
What is more important than team building? - Anything.
- Uh, well, uh - Absolutely anything.
- Doesn't matter.
You'll change your tune once you hear what I've got planned.
I propose, for today's teambuilding activity, we do something huge, something epic, something bigger than our everyday adventures.
I say we ties balloons to the tower so it flies to all the magical places I wanna see with my wife, who's now dead.
We should attempt to escape the encroaching age of the ice while a humorous rodent pursues the acorn.
Let's find that magic genie lamp I heard about if I find it, maybe the princess will finally notice me.
[MUSIC, SINGER VOCALIZING.]
Who, whoa, whoa.
[CHUCKLES.]
Not that big.
But, big for us.
For today's teambuilding activity, the Teen Titans are going to [TRUMPETING.]
[IMITATING DRUMS.]
The movies! We'll drive there together.
Buy our tickets together.
Sit in the theater together.
With a buffer seat between us if that makes you more comfortable.
Wait, this isn't about teambuilding.
You just don't wanna go to the movies by yourself.
Why can't it be both? So, what movie do you guys wanna see? I vote for Babies Vs Dogs.
CYBORG: You mean that cheap cartoon show that plays nonstop? TV NARRATOR: Savage.
They expect me to do the leaving of the house and do the paying of the good monies for something we can watch while sitting upon the couch that is our own couch?! A trip to the movies is an exciting adventure you can't get at home.
Do you like special effects? ALL: Yes Do you like c-c-c-crazy stunts? Yes! Do you like exposition? Yea - Uh, the what? - Expo-what's-it? - Uh - I don't even know what that means.
- What's an exposition? - Exposition is critical information that the audience needs in order to understand the story.
That sounds boring.
Boring? It's the most important part! Bro, everyone knows the most important part of the movie be them explosions! This movie does feature explosions, right? Yes.
[GEARS CREAKING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
- Baby! - The movie! Then it's settled.
The Teen Titans are going to see a movie! Oh, mans! We ain't get to go to the snack bar, y'all! No problemo.
One icy-cold mega-sized soda coming right up.
Oh, yeah? [SIGHS IN RELIEF.]
I'm gonna have to pee so hard.
- I would like the dog that is hot.
- Coming right up.
- And don't forget the mustard.
- Oh, I love the mustard.
- Malt balls please.
- Coming at ya.
[FULL MOUTH.]
Thank you.
[CHOMPING.]
- This is gonna be good.
- Yes, it will be good.
In fact, movies have always held a special place in my heart.
[MUSIC.]
Ever since I was a young child, I would go to theaters and lose myself in the magic Why are you doing the non-stop talking? I'm just giving a little exposition so you know why movies are so important to me.
- Well, it's boring, fool.
- And we do not care.
We only care about explosions! - But - Quiet! The trailers are about to start.
I love trailers.
I used to live in one.
NARRATOR: They kidnapped his wife.
They broke his plunger.
Now, he's going to flush them all.
[SAW BUZZING.]
Death Toilet 4.
This summer.
Don't leave the seat up.
ALL: Ooh.
This is going to be better than Death Toilet 3! I cannot wait to see the Toilet of the Death.
This is it, Titans! I've never been more excited for anything in my whole life! [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC.]
[ALL EXCLAIMING JUBILANTLY.]
Yes! [MOTOR REVVING.]
[MUSIC.]
I didn't think you'd actually show up, Growlio.
I should have [BARKS.]
known it was you, Baby Jack.
[BARKS.]
You got any bite, Growler? Or are you all bark? [HEAVY METAL MUSIC.]
[GRUNTS.]
Look at them stunts! Those explosions! Oh, my goodness gracious! Work together? Why should I trust you? [GROWLING.]
Because it's the only way to take down the cyber-hackers before the hack the White House.
[LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
Cyber-Hackers! [ALL EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY.]
Did you see how special the special effect was? [BOTH EXCLAIMING.]
I can't waits to see what happens next.
Shh.
I don't wanna miss one exciting moment.
I'm not giving up, but this is as bad as diaper rash, Growler.
[GROWLER WHIMPERING.]
What is it? My father, he trained me [MUSIC.]
since I was just a pup.
[BARKS.]
He always said winning was the most important thing.
[BARKS.]
GROWLER: But I don't know if I can win against these hackers.
What has happened to the excitements? - Why is they just saying words? - It's exposition.
Without this backstory you won't understand the characters' motivations.
This is what I've been waiting for.
I don't need to understand nothin'.
I came here for kabooms! Kabooms don't mean anything unless the story makes sense.
Now pay attention.
This is exciting and important.
I was born on a farm.
It was a simple life.
Herding cattle and such.
Oh, yes.
This is some good exposition.
[ALL GROANING.]
[YAWNS.]
They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks, and they're right.
[BARKS.]
My old man was a real hound.
[BARKS.]
- Always howling at the moon.
- I know what it's like.
My dad likes to throw me into the air.
He catches me every time.
But some times, I think, "What if he doesn't?" [INSANE SCREAM.]
I cannot take anymore of the information! CYBORG: They ruined a perfectly good movie with all these dumb words! If we don't save the world, [BARKs.]
I'll never be able to look my pop in the eyes again.
[BARKING.]
Who cares about saving the world, fool? - Someone needs to save this movie! - Hmm.
Maybe we can.
Whatever you're thinking, Raven, can it wait until this long-winded speech is done? [CHANTING.]
Whoa! We's in the movie.
[GIGGLING.]
Who are you? - We're here to save you.
- From being so boring.
Titans, you are messing with narrative forces you can't possibly understand.
We cannot bear to listen to another word about their childhoods.
But without exposition, the audience will be confused.
Which reminds me, I need to explain at length how Raven's magic was able to put us in this movie.
No! We do not care for any of that! Yo, let's get crazy on them hackers, fools.
Time to make this movie exciting.
[FUNKY MUSIC.]
Try some of these cool stunts.
[SPEAKING TAMARAN.]
Let's not forget the kabooms! [LAUGHING MANIACALLY.]
[WHIRRING UP.]
[HACKERS SNICKERING.]
The hackers are [WHIMPERING.]
Their cyber-attacks are [WHIMPERING.]
are too strong! And if we die in the movie, we die in real life.
There was no exposition to set that up! It doesn't matter.
We're goners.
- We ain't know how to beat them.
- Tsk, tsk, tsk.
If only we had paid attention to the exposition! You would understand the story and the key to defeating - the villains would be clear.
- Guess you were right, bro.
Yes.
The boring words that cause the sleepy times are necessary to make the fun times fun.
Boring words! That's it! We can bore the hackers to sleep with exposition.
- It's our only shot.
- Let's get exposi-sitory, yo! My father was a good man, and I'm struggling to live up to his example.
[EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS.]
I's a person with goals.
Let me tell you about them.
[EXCLAIMS AND GRUNTS.]
The exposition.
The exposition.
The exposition, exposition, exposition.
Ugh! So boring! Please, no more.
It's so boring.
It's working.
A little more.
Robin, you must bore them with the backstory.
[GROANS.]
Fine.
My family was a circus family.
I spent my days on the tightrope [ROBIN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY.]
Ugh, so boring! There was no time for childish things in the circus.
- ROBIN: Ironic, I know.
- HACKER: Must hack White House when the ringmaster tasked me - with training a baby bear cub - He's still talking.
- It's so boring.
- named him Gunther.
ROBIN: As the circus train traveled from town to town, Gunther and I would huddle together for warmth in the back of a drafty box car.
[SNORING.]
[BEEPING.]
[ALL CHEERING.]
STARFIRE: We saved the White House! Now that's what I call a great movie.
The stunts, the explosions, and the special effects, mixed with some well-crafted exposition.
[ROBIN SOBBING.]
Oh, I can still see Gunther now, gliding gracefully on that tiny, tiny bicycle.
It was a sight to behold! [SOBBING.]
[YELLS.]
Gunther!