Jersey Shore s05e04 Episode Script
Free Vinny
- I had to come home.
- I never thought he would really leave.
Sorry I didn't get to say good-bye to you guys.
- No, that's cool.
We miss you though.
It's not the same without you here.
No sleeping at work.
Mike! - I work for incentives.
And the last thing I wanna do is work at the t-shirt shop.
- So are we still throwing a party? - Mm-hmm.
Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.
We definitely need at least two strippers to pull this party off.
- Thank you for the cake.
- We made a cake for pauly and not Mike.
That's what you get for being a douchebag.
- I'm tired of being the bad dude.
I don't know if I can do it anymore.
- And we're down to six.
- What? - Dj pauly delvecchio! - I'm going to the Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
He rocks! - After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
- Go Vinny! Go Vinny! - You like the boobs? - Do something crazy - what's up, guys? How we doing? - Good.
Oh, dear.
- What's going on? - What's wrong? - Part of the deal of the house was you guys stay here, you work at the store.
I have eight people in this house.
I need the house full.
Vinny's not around.
Where's Mike at? - He took off.
- Mike is pretty much useless anyways.
Jenni's sleeping at work the other day.
I'm down to six.
I'm looking for more people right now.
SoMake room.
- There's no room for anybody.
- Make room.
- Why are we six, like, being punished for, like-for, like, Mike's leaving? - Some of you guys are working tomorrow.
I'm expecting a big, big effort from you guys tomorrow.
- This is my family and I don't want anybody coming into the house and anything up because I will kill you, I don't care if I'm small.
I'll kick you.
Okay.
- See you tomorrow.
- I hope so.
- See you tomorrow.
- New roommates? - Oh, Mike.
Oh.
We just got bitched at by Danny.
- For what? - Uh, saying we're getting new roommates.
- Oh, wow, really? - Mm-hmm.
- We are getting new roommates? - Seems like it.
- Wow.
- Where the did you go? - It was a very bad day for me.
It's hard for me to talk about my birthday.
And it, like, really, really just upset me today.
And I'm just having a really bad day today.
I'm very sensitive.
Usually every year on my birthday I kinda isolate myself to see if somebody will make that extra attempt to say, "Happy Birthday.
" I don't know if you guys know anything about, like, cancers, but they're just very sensitive people.
- We didn't freakin' forget about your birthday.
We're throwing him this huge surprise party, and he has no idea what's going on at all.
- At the end of the day, we're all together.
- Possibly.
- Just don't dip off anymore.
- I'm going to sleep.
- You gonna wake up? - Mm-hmm.
Where's the other meatball? The drama in the house right now- it's kinda serious.
Danny is kind of upset with us.
He says that our work performance is not 100%.
But I want us to work hard for him.
It's 10:02.
- Okay.
- 'Sup, pauly? Good morning.
You guys get a lot of sleep last night? - Yeah.
- Good.
- I'm honestly ready to make sales, because I really do not want a new roommate in this house.
Did you want one too? - I like the pink.
Who got a grey Jersey shore? - I like your style, you know.
That's why I'm putting you on the register.
- Here you go.
- Anywhere you think it'll look good, she'll love it.
- Okay.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
Take care, bye-bye.
Right now, I'm working with the meatballs.
And I'm expecting them to slack off, but they're really pulling together and working hard.
I don't know how long that's gonna last.
Bam! - Here you go.
- All right, guys.
- Bye, guys.
Thank you.
- The day is done.
- Yes! See ya later.
- Nicole, don't be so excited.
- Whoa, look at that! - Tattoo.
- My turn? Does this hurt? - Nope.
- It tickles.
Can I get a big star? Cool! - Let's see if Vinny picks up.
So I decide to call vin just to see if he wants to come to pauly and Mike's surprise party.
- Yes? - Yay! Hi.
- What's going on? - Nothing.
So are you on your way down here? - Yup, got the cups and everything.
- Really? - Ha, nah.
- Come on, vin.
"Come on, vin.
" - Danny's looking for new people to live in this house.
No, I'm not even lying.
Danny came in last night and he said he's looking for new people to work in the store and live in this house.
- Oh, boy.
- Hello, vin.
- Hey.
- How are you? - I'm a lot better.
- Are you gonna come here for me? - I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
- If he doesn't come to the birthday party, like, is Vinny ever gonna come back home? Are you gonna come for your bff's- your boyfriend's birthday? - Um, I don't know.
I don't think so.
- Why? - I don't think Vinny's coming back.
Being at home is probably the best bet for him right now.
And even though all of us want him here, we can't be selfish.
- I miss you guys.
- Miss you too.
- Hopefully I'll see you soon.
- All right, hopefully we'll see you soon.
- All right.
- All right, bye.
- So you want them to smack him with the belt? Yeah! - Do you want them to Pull their pants down? - This guy was major creepy.
Like beyond creepy.
- This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- What the hell? - I can't wait to decorate.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna walk like this now.
You don't mess with me.
Would you fight me? Hello? Pauly? - Yo? - Can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangsta? - Can't teach swag.
You just born with it.
- I got it.
Just walk like you're not- like you're not trying to walk hard.
- We do it? - Mm-mm.
Mm-mm, looks like you're hurting.
- Well, how do you do it? - I got the Jersey hair.
- I ride a freakin' motorcycle.
- I will freakin' fight you.
- And I got stars.
How do you do that? Show me.
- Like that.
Right? - Don't with us.
- We do it? - Mm-mm.
- Meatball power! - Meatball power! All right, we're gonna go fight people.
Whateva.
- Where you going? - What do we say? Planning pauly and Mike's surprise party is definitely a bitch.
Say something.
- We might drive to the dress shop in point beach.
- Peace.
- Oh, you don't wanna come? - No.
What am I gonna do at a dress shop? - Pauly's like, "yeah, whatever.
" And I'm like, "oh.
" - Let's go.
- Gangsta walk.
- Meatballs! - Yo! - Come up here.
So we show up at karma, and this, like, stripper pimp dude is there.
- This is the gentleman who arranged the girls.
- He wanted to meet us before the party just to get a feel of what we want.
- We're gonna have Mike and pauly sit in the wheelchairs and then they're gonna get handcuffed.
- You wanna handcuff 'em to wheelchairs.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- So you want them to smack 'em with the belt, pull their pants down? - Uh, no pulling pants down.
- Dude, you're not directing porn.
- We need these girls to be outrageous and all.
They can't be shy at all.
- No, they do this all the time.
- Okay.
- They're not- they're not shy.
- This guy was major creepy.
Like, beyond creepy.
- Wizard of ass.
- Oh, his name's "the wiz"? - What a weirdo.
I didn't even know what his name was.
Weird.
- Do you bang them? - That means "yes.
" - I'm gonna plead the fifth.
Oh, my goodness.
- Let's just get this set up.
- Oh! Huh! - How are you doing yours? - I don't know.
- Four over the hill and six boobs.
- We gotta get ready.
- I was gonna put it here.
- Yeah, that's cute.
- I'm gonna hang this up.
- This looks like a party.
- Let's get it, bro.
- Yo, Mike.
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Jenni already left, come on.
- All right, all right, all right.
- I'm gonna try not to be late for work, but the time on my watch says that I'm gonna be late for work after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.
- Hi! - Jenni, where is the other guys? - Um.
I don't know.
- Exactly what I was talking about yesterday.
It's like talking to a wall with you guys.
I don't understand it.
- Listen, I get it.
- I'm not trying to on you, 'cause you are here, but- - well- - did you guys have any kind of conversation when I left yesterday? You guys like, "okay, we're gonna step it up a little bit?" Or was it more like, "big freakin' deal"? Nothing? Ronnie! What's going on? - No breaks for me today, that's all.
- I didn't expect that from you.
At least you show up in uniform, ready to work.
This guy shows up out of uniform and late! - But I still look good though.
That's in your own mind, player.
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up? - I saw the thing outside about the job.
- Oh, you did? How old are you? - 21.
- Perfect.
Have you ever done sales? - Of course.
- Jenni.
What's your name? - Alissa.
- Alissa? - Mm-hmm.
- Mike, you wanna talk to Alissa for a second? See if you guys mesh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to get a cold coffee with her.
- "We're gonna go get coffee together," he said.
- You're not going to get coffee.
You're not going on a date.
- Let's go get coffee.
- I'm looking for a job.
- You saw the sign? - Yes, I did.
- Excellent.
How old are you? - I am 22.
- 22.
Have you done anything in sales before? - I've worked in retail.
- She's kinda cute.
The Michael Jackson hat has to go.
- You seem like a perfect fit to be honest with you.
We'll get back to you, okay? - Okay, thank you.
- Honestly, I don't know who Danny's gonna pick.
But I hate the idea that we're about to get new roommates.
So they're all guilty in my book and I'm just looking at 'em like, "yeah, go yourself.
" Gonna check this sign out.
So I find out the reason why these people keep getting interviewed is because there's a help wanted sign out on the front.
- Really? - A Help wanted sign? I don't think so.
- Happy Birthday, baby! - Pauly! Did you see that? - Wow! - And Mike got an ass.
- I see like a chick fight.
Then I look over, I'm like, "holy , it's Sam.
- Gonna check this sign out.
- Really? - A Help wanted sign? I don't think so.
I just ripped down the sign.
- Did you? - If I eliminate the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews.
And therefore there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.
- So where's the sign? So why don't you do me a favor and why don't you make me a new one real quick? - "Help wanted, go away"? - "Help wanted.
" That's it.
- What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche? - "Help wanted, see the old dude.
" - He might think it's you.
- Excellent.
Thank you.
Now please leave this one up.
I need more people who work.
You're the main reason why this sign's going up, Mike.
- I mean, honestly, it's like I don't like being like this.
- Me neither.
- I don't.
If we have to get roommates then That just breaks my heart 'cause we literally been through it all- make-ups, break-ups, the ups and downs.
So whoever comes in this house will never get it.
- I hope I walk into that house and vin's there.
- The girls called.
- What'd he say? - Basically, "have a good weekend.
" - Are you serious? - At this point, it's like regardless, we're probably getting new people.
- If the new roommate's coming, we'll make it very uncomfortable for them to live here.
This is our house.
This is our fifth house together, and there's nothing that you can say or do that's gonna make you feel comfortable in this house.
Going back to work.
- Buckle up! - We have to go up to party Lane to get fun gifts for the boys.
- Gotta show off my tat.
Don't mess with me in here, party Lane.
Oh, the party's here.
Can I try on theBunny? The bunny? - These? Oh, it smells.
- Just put it on.
- Let's have bunny sex.
I wonder if we look funny.
- Let's kiss.
Bunny kiss.
- Oh, Dee, I love this.
Think I'm gonna buy it.
I feel like the house needs something crazy going on.
So if we need a freakin' bunny suit to bring life to this house, that's when you know we have problems.
Oh, my God, if these pop when you drive, we're gonna get into an accident.
No! No! - What club we going to tonight? - Karma.
- Okay.
- It's the night of pauly and Mike's surprise party.
I'm trying to relax, but I'm freaking out.
- There's my bitch.
What are you, the purple people eater tonight? - I really wanna bring home a chick tonight real bad.
So I, like, cleaned my whole room.
The room is pretty clean, right? - Yeah, it's clean.
You did good.
I don't think Mike has a clue what the going on.
- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Freakin' cars are here! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Karma's a bitch.
- Thursday night, baby.
- Oh, God, I'm freaking out right now.
- I'm really excited for pauly and Mike's reaction tonight.
They have no idea, like, what's going on.
I asked pauly, I'm like, "pauly, you drinking tonight?" "Uh, probably gonna take it easy.
" I'm like, "that's what you think.
" Surprise! - Don't get me! - It's pretty hard to surprise me.
I mean, I'm pretty paranoid, you know? But I was definitely surprised.
I had no idea.
- Aaahh! It's not my birthday! - How you get this guy here? I could not believe it.
I was just thinking, "no more Thursday night.
" My birthday's alrey passed.
I was not expecting another party.
- I had no idea, bro, no idea.
- Pauly! Did you see that? - Wow! - And Mike got an ass.
- Yes! We did it.
- You guys are awesome.
You didn't have to do that.
- Pauly and Mike are so happy, smiling, and I'm like, "all this stress was worth it.
" - Thank you.
- Love you.
- Love you too.
I feel really good right now.
All the girls planned this really nice birthday.
It meant a lot to me.
- Happy Birthday! - Love you! Love you! - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Sit in it.
- I'm too old.
I can't get it up.
Need my Viagra.
- Whoa, whoa! - Ow.
- Now wait.
- You've had this before.
- I don't know what's going on right now.
I don't know if some dude with a whip's gonna come out.
Some ugly chick's coming out of a cake.
I don't really like this right now.
- I don't know, bro.
Gonna be a guy or something.
- This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- Sam getting into a fight definitely is some scary.
And I just don't know what to do right now.
- I don't know, bro.
Ow! Who's jumping out of this cake? There's gonna be a guy or something.
- Ooh! - This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- What is this, bro? - They're your cakes.
Be still.
- What the hell? Is that one mine? - Jersey! - What the hell? - This is the best cake I've ever had in my life! - That's a good surprise right there.
- How you doin'? Happy Birthday.
- It went from a nightmare to a dream 'cause actually the chicks were cute.
- Happy Birthday, baby! Whoo! Whoo! - Happy Birthday! - Thank you! - I got cakes, I got strippers, I got my friends.
This is the best day of my life.
- Thanks, guys.
- Happy Birthday! - Thank you very much.
- I'm definitely having fun with this blonde stripper right now.
So much fun I might even take herome.
- What do you wanna do? - Be nice to me.
- You be nice to me.
- I'm trying.
- I'm a good girl.
- I can tell.
So right now, we're like winding down here and I found this real hot brunette chick that I'm spending some time with on my birthday.
And I told this chick, "I would like to get in my birthday suit with you," and she's down.
- Come here.
- Yo, yo, yo.
Let's go.
- So she's coming home.
- Oh, yeah.
- What am I, fat? - No, I'm just making sure my underwear don't fall off.
- Whoo-hoo.
- You all right? - On the back deck? - All right.
- All right, you wanna eat inside, we'll eat inside.
All right, come on.
Let's go upstairs first.
Show you-show you my room If you need to change or whatever.
- I think I should put socks on.
Oh, my God.
Really? You're joking right now, right? No.
Hell to the mother no.
Matching pair.
- Are you for real? - Yeah.
- Here.
- No, they don't even match.
Just because they're white, doesn't mean they match.
- I have no idea why this stripper is complaining about socks.
Grey-blacks, black socks, white socks.
In about five minutes, we're about to take off all our clothes anyway.
- There's a hole in my sock.
How new are they? - Maybe the sock thing turned me off, but when it came down to really getting down, - I didn't even give a.
- I just wanted to go to sleep.
- Go eat something and wake up.
- You go eat something.
- Let's go call Vinny.
He's not our friend anymore.
- Your call has been forwarded to an auto- - he hung up on us.
- Vinny! - - What the , bro? - Please come home.
- Come on, let's go.
I don't want new roommates.
- Stop.
Don't cry.
Are you gonna cry? You look like you are.
- I miss my friend.
- You know what I mean? - Me too.
- Like, the gym is my friend.
- I don't think he's coming back.
- Yeah, buddy! Birthday sex.
Everybody should get laid on their birthday.
I like that.
- It was nice meeting you.
Come here.
- That's awesome.
Ome here! Let me see your mouth.
You're bleeding.
- It was me against the world.
- Let's go get Vinny.
- Yeah! Get up, bitches! - We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- Whoa, what a night, man, what a night.
My eye sockets are actually hurting.
I don't even remember the stripper's name.
Pffft.
It could have been ineeda, 'cause it was, "I need a cigarette.
I need some French toast.
" You know what? "I need you to get the hell out of here.
" - Hello? Can I help you? - Yeah, could I get a taxi to- - where you at? - 1209 oceanview.
- Where are you going? - Wait-where are you going? - All right, I'll just send him down there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
One minute.
- Thank you.
- Bye, sweetie.
- There is a voice in the back of my head why don't you come and visit me, visit me - Hello? - Hey, what are you doing? - Um, nothing really.
What are you doing? - Tonight, we're doing couple night.
Would you want to go out to a club? - Yeah, , yeah.
I mean, I'll come with you.
What time do I gotta meet you? - Um, come here at, like, - Okay.
- All right.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Whoo! I have a date! - Wow.
- Jionni and Roger are coming and Mike's invited Paula, and I finally have a date.
This is awesome.
- Dee? - What? Where are you? Ow! Aah! Oh, my God! Call an ambulance! This is awesome.
- The bunny costume is awesome just because it looks like a serial killer, like, you know, a Jason or like a Halloween and I just want to scare everybody in the house.
Can we just scare jenni? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Jen? Jenni! - Yeah? - I can't get something underneath my bed.
Can you help me? It's, like, right over here.
Just stay right here.
- Wait, hold on.
- Don't tell anyone, though, because I'm going to get Ron when he's, like, Or, like, sleeping.
Isn't it cool? - It's awesome.
I'm wearing my wings.
- Hi.
- Babe? Oh.
- These are for you.
- Thank you.
I love flowers, and they're, like, long stemmed, so that's, like, expensive.
Do you like my outfit? - Ooh.
- Let's go.
- Where are you going? To get it in real quick? - I have to.
- Oh, my God.
- Me and jionni are like, whuummp.
We, legit, shoot up to the smush room 'cause, you know, we want to touch each other.
- See you tomorrow.
- Ciao, bueno sera.
- It gets annoying when Nicole always just wants to smush jionni and then she goes to bed instead of coming out with her roommates.
- Are you gonna be embarrassed if I wear my wings out? - No.
Just don't hit me in the face with 'em.
- All right.
- Ow.
- I miss Vinny.
- I'll be your wingman.
Paula's a team player.
Usually I have always been picking chicks up at the club, and tonight I'm rolling couple style to bamboo.
Yeah, I'd like two taxis, enough for ten people.
- I wish she was coming out.
I tried to have her have a good club night.
It's like she only hangs with jionni.
Oh, wow, it's packed outside.
- Cheers, Vinny.
I miss him.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - We're dropping like flies.
- I miss you, Vinny.
Come home, please! - So we go downstairs, it's, like, mad dark.
But, like, ten seconds into the club, where the crowd was- bang, I see, like, these two girls rolling around on the ground.
I'm like, "oh, , it's a chick fight.
" Then I look over, I'm like, "holy , it's Sam.
" - Sam getting into a fight definitely was some scary , and I just don't know what to do right now.
Sam, come here.
What'd she do? She pushed you? - Somebody yanked on the back of my head.
I threw my drink.
I got attacked, like, by a swarm of.
- This stupid bitch pulled her hair.
Let me see your mouth.
You're bleeding.
- You don't yank my newly weave that I just got.
I was always taught to, like, self-defend myself.
I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.
It was me against the world! - What's just happened? - Damn, some girl yanked Sam's hair.
- I just did the-and I still held on to my clutch.
- Paula's here, so I don't know.
I guess we'll see what happens.
- We were being bad.
Do you want to see me fly? - Go ahead, knock yourself out.
- All right, ready? - Are you gonna fly or head dive? - Oh, man.
- Do you really like me? - Mm-hmm.
- Why does this thing keep going off? We're just trying to, like, you know, do sex, and this fricking clock just keeps going off.
Me.
- I pull the clock out of the wall, and this thing still goes off.
I'm like, "how are you still going off?" You're not even plugged in! Really? - Let's go get Vinny.
- We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - Wait up! - Oh, my God.
- U.
P.
S.
- Aah! - There's no one home? - I'm never drinking again.
Oh, my God-ow! Oh, my God, I have stomach pains! - Ow! Oh, my heart hurts! Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack.
Guys, I'm having a heart attack! Oh, my God! Ow! Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack.
Okay, it went away.
All right.
Never mind! I'm fine.
- In the morning, you're exhausted.
You don't even really want to call for the cab.
- Yes.
Where are you going? - Right down the street.
Paula, where are you going? I had fun last night.
- Me too.
- Hope you did too.
- Thank you.
- Last night was- it was just awesome.
And there's 100% chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I haven't found one thing wrong with her yet.
What up, boo? - How was last night? - With what? Me and Paula? We ended up getting naked or whatever.
And then, um, we fell asleep and cuddled, and she was really sweet to me last night, you know? - I really think that Mike and Paula are, like, made for each other.
They can both handle each other.
They're both freaking lunatics.
- In three years, last night was the first night she went on, like, a real first date.
- And even though he's always like, "oh, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend," Paula's, like, the greatest option.
I mean, if I was a guy, I would Paula.
Hello.
She's hot.
I feel like she likes you.
- All right.
- I feel worn out like the Sandy shore washed up, old, and bored - I'm bored right now.
I don't know what to do with myself.
- I wanna sleep all day.
- I think Vinny leaving the house definitely has an affect on people being sad, and I feel like pauly's, like, on the verge of, like, freaking out.
Pauly, what are you doing? - Just hanging out.
I'm developing a funk myself now that Vinny's gone in such a funk and he has not come back.
- Anybody ever been to martel's water edge? - For me, the summer is, like, wasting away.
I feel like a waste of life right now, sitting in a house.
- Can we maybe get her nail fixed really quick and then-? - Yo, forget this.
Let's go get Vinny.
I can't take it anymore.
Let's go to his house.
If he wasn't coming by today, let's go get him.
- Let's go get him.
Come here.
- I'm waking everybody up.
- Really.
- Let's go to his house and get the little-the little bastard.
Everybody.
- Yo! Get up, bitches! - We're gonna go get Vinny.
We need your help.
You have to come.
We're going to staten island, girl.
- Right now? - Um-hmm.
- Yeah? - Yay! Everybody's down.
Everybody's down.
We're gonna go get my boyfriend.
We're going to get Vinny.
- All right.
- Come on.
We're coming for you.
I'm going to staten island island, island oh, yeah - all right, let's go.
We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- We're getting my boy back today.
Before we go to staten island and get Vinny, I want him to feel welcome, so we're all gonna make some shirts with Vinny's sayings on them.
Let's go to the t-shirt shop.
- Let's go.
- Whoo-hoo.
- All right! I didn't know you guys scheduled for a Saturday shift.
- We gotta make some shirts.
We're gonna go rob Vinny from staten island.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wow.
That's what's up, man.
Get him back.
- Excuse me.
- "Where's my bitch?" - Is "everything" one word? - Yo, that's a super custom right there, bro.
Today is gtgvb.
"Gym, tan, get Vinny back.
" - Oh, my God.
We're going to get Vinny.
We're going to get Vinny.
- We're going to get Vinny - Oh, my God.
We're really getting Vinny.
We're really getting Vinny.
This is exciting.
- Whoo! - 431 bloomhurst.
- All right, that's what's up.
- He's coming home.
- That's all.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - I was nervous, getting at Vinny's house, in that he wouldn't want to come.
- Oh, God.
- Bum rush.
- Wait! - U.
P.
S.
- When we get to Vinny's house, it's like a scene out of cops.
Pound.
We are pounding and screaming and yelling.
Nobody on the other side is answering, so we're going nuts.
- U.
P.
S.
- Hello! - There's no one home? This, like, blows for skittles right now.
There's no one home? - U.
P.
S.
- Hello! - There's no one home? - Vinny! - Vinny! - We barged into Vinny's house like we were a SWAT team.
- Vinny! - Vrroom vrroom vrroom vrroom! - I don't know if Vinny's home right now, 'cause this would be bad if Vinny's not home and we're, like,e,e, just roag through his house.
- Hey! - What's up, buddy? - Yay! - What's up, buddy? - Oh! - Look at this guy! - Get out of my house! - Let me look at him! - "Free Vinny! Free Vinny!" - "Where's my bitch?" - Yo, look! "Binoculars?" - You can't watch TV.
- What's going on? - Look what it says.
- "Vivning all day," baby.
- Oh, yo.
- What up, dude? The face that Vinny had, it was like a kid on Christmas, and it really showed Vinny that we cared.
That's pretty much all he needed.
- Are you ready or what? - I got a tat.
- Where? Where is it? - You wanna see it? Don't freak out.
It's pretty extreme.
- All right.
- Where is it? - Show.
- Oh, my God! - "Go" - What it- - "let go, let God.
" - I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means.
It looks cool.
No idea what it means.
- "Let go, let God.
" - "Let go, let God.
" - Oh, my God.
- Wow, that's crazy.
He's got something on his chest.
That's a lot of balls.
- Yo, he got all ripped up on us too.
- Yeah, right.
- You got all ripped up.
- Ooh, Vinny.
- Vin, wait, let me see ya.
Vin looks phenomenal.
He maybe needed this time.
He has his little, nice abs now, fresh haircut, new tattoo.
I'm like, "look at you, vin.
A week home and you're a whole new man.
" - Are you ready to come home? - I think it's kind of obvious, huh? - We're gonna load up the car and we're gonna go.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's say hi to Paula.
- Yo, dude,.
- Yo, ma! - Glad to see you out of this funk, too.
- I never thought he would really leave.
Sorry I didn't get to say good-bye to you guys.
- No, that's cool.
We miss you though.
It's not the same without you here.
No sleeping at work.
Mike! - I work for incentives.
And the last thing I wanna do is work at the t-shirt shop.
- So are we still throwing a party? - Mm-hmm.
Me and you, we have to interview the strippers.
We definitely need at least two strippers to pull this party off.
- Thank you for the cake.
- We made a cake for pauly and not Mike.
That's what you get for being a douchebag.
- I'm tired of being the bad dude.
I don't know if I can do it anymore.
- And we're down to six.
- What? - Dj pauly delvecchio! - I'm going to the Jersey shore, bitch! - All right, we got a situation.
- I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
He rocks! - After I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.
- Go Vinny! Go Vinny! - You like the boobs? - Do something crazy - what's up, guys? How we doing? - Good.
Oh, dear.
- What's going on? - What's wrong? - Part of the deal of the house was you guys stay here, you work at the store.
I have eight people in this house.
I need the house full.
Vinny's not around.
Where's Mike at? - He took off.
- Mike is pretty much useless anyways.
Jenni's sleeping at work the other day.
I'm down to six.
I'm looking for more people right now.
SoMake room.
- There's no room for anybody.
- Make room.
- Why are we six, like, being punished for, like-for, like, Mike's leaving? - Some of you guys are working tomorrow.
I'm expecting a big, big effort from you guys tomorrow.
- This is my family and I don't want anybody coming into the house and anything up because I will kill you, I don't care if I'm small.
I'll kick you.
Okay.
- See you tomorrow.
- I hope so.
- See you tomorrow.
- New roommates? - Oh, Mike.
Oh.
We just got bitched at by Danny.
- For what? - Uh, saying we're getting new roommates.
- Oh, wow, really? - Mm-hmm.
- We are getting new roommates? - Seems like it.
- Wow.
- Where the did you go? - It was a very bad day for me.
It's hard for me to talk about my birthday.
And it, like, really, really just upset me today.
And I'm just having a really bad day today.
I'm very sensitive.
Usually every year on my birthday I kinda isolate myself to see if somebody will make that extra attempt to say, "Happy Birthday.
" I don't know if you guys know anything about, like, cancers, but they're just very sensitive people.
- We didn't freakin' forget about your birthday.
We're throwing him this huge surprise party, and he has no idea what's going on at all.
- At the end of the day, we're all together.
- Possibly.
- Just don't dip off anymore.
- I'm going to sleep.
- You gonna wake up? - Mm-hmm.
Where's the other meatball? The drama in the house right now- it's kinda serious.
Danny is kind of upset with us.
He says that our work performance is not 100%.
But I want us to work hard for him.
It's 10:02.
- Okay.
- 'Sup, pauly? Good morning.
You guys get a lot of sleep last night? - Yeah.
- Good.
- I'm honestly ready to make sales, because I really do not want a new roommate in this house.
Did you want one too? - I like the pink.
Who got a grey Jersey shore? - I like your style, you know.
That's why I'm putting you on the register.
- Here you go.
- Anywhere you think it'll look good, she'll love it.
- Okay.
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, guys.
- Thank you.
Take care, bye-bye.
Right now, I'm working with the meatballs.
And I'm expecting them to slack off, but they're really pulling together and working hard.
I don't know how long that's gonna last.
Bam! - Here you go.
- All right, guys.
- Bye, guys.
Thank you.
- The day is done.
- Yes! See ya later.
- Nicole, don't be so excited.
- Whoa, look at that! - Tattoo.
- My turn? Does this hurt? - Nope.
- It tickles.
Can I get a big star? Cool! - Let's see if Vinny picks up.
So I decide to call vin just to see if he wants to come to pauly and Mike's surprise party.
- Yes? - Yay! Hi.
- What's going on? - Nothing.
So are you on your way down here? - Yup, got the cups and everything.
- Really? - Ha, nah.
- Come on, vin.
"Come on, vin.
" - Danny's looking for new people to live in this house.
No, I'm not even lying.
Danny came in last night and he said he's looking for new people to work in the store and live in this house.
- Oh, boy.
- Hello, vin.
- Hey.
- How are you? - I'm a lot better.
- Are you gonna come here for me? - I'm working on it, I'm working on it.
- If he doesn't come to the birthday party, like, is Vinny ever gonna come back home? Are you gonna come for your bff's- your boyfriend's birthday? - Um, I don't know.
I don't think so.
- Why? - I don't think Vinny's coming back.
Being at home is probably the best bet for him right now.
And even though all of us want him here, we can't be selfish.
- I miss you guys.
- Miss you too.
- Hopefully I'll see you soon.
- All right, hopefully we'll see you soon.
- All right.
- All right, bye.
- So you want them to smack him with the belt? Yeah! - Do you want them to Pull their pants down? - This guy was major creepy.
Like beyond creepy.
- This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- What the hell? - I can't wait to decorate.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm gonna walk like this now.
You don't mess with me.
Would you fight me? Hello? Pauly? - Yo? - Can you teach me how to walk hard, like gangsta? - Can't teach swag.
You just born with it.
- I got it.
Just walk like you're not- like you're not trying to walk hard.
- We do it? - Mm-mm.
Mm-mm, looks like you're hurting.
- Well, how do you do it? - I got the Jersey hair.
- I ride a freakin' motorcycle.
- I will freakin' fight you.
- And I got stars.
How do you do that? Show me.
- Like that.
Right? - Don't with us.
- We do it? - Mm-mm.
- Meatball power! - Meatball power! All right, we're gonna go fight people.
Whateva.
- Where you going? - What do we say? Planning pauly and Mike's surprise party is definitely a bitch.
Say something.
- We might drive to the dress shop in point beach.
- Peace.
- Oh, you don't wanna come? - No.
What am I gonna do at a dress shop? - Pauly's like, "yeah, whatever.
" And I'm like, "oh.
" - Let's go.
- Gangsta walk.
- Meatballs! - Yo! - Come up here.
So we show up at karma, and this, like, stripper pimp dude is there.
- This is the gentleman who arranged the girls.
- He wanted to meet us before the party just to get a feel of what we want.
- We're gonna have Mike and pauly sit in the wheelchairs and then they're gonna get handcuffed.
- You wanna handcuff 'em to wheelchairs.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- So you want them to smack 'em with the belt, pull their pants down? - Uh, no pulling pants down.
- Dude, you're not directing porn.
- We need these girls to be outrageous and all.
They can't be shy at all.
- No, they do this all the time.
- Okay.
- They're not- they're not shy.
- This guy was major creepy.
Like, beyond creepy.
- Wizard of ass.
- Oh, his name's "the wiz"? - What a weirdo.
I didn't even know what his name was.
Weird.
- Do you bang them? - That means "yes.
" - I'm gonna plead the fifth.
Oh, my goodness.
- Let's just get this set up.
- Oh! Huh! - How are you doing yours? - I don't know.
- Four over the hill and six boobs.
- We gotta get ready.
- I was gonna put it here.
- Yeah, that's cute.
- I'm gonna hang this up.
- This looks like a party.
- Let's get it, bro.
- Yo, Mike.
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Jenni already left, come on.
- All right, all right, all right.
- I'm gonna try not to be late for work, but the time on my watch says that I'm gonna be late for work after Danny already bitched us out for not working hard.
- Hi! - Jenni, where is the other guys? - Um.
I don't know.
- Exactly what I was talking about yesterday.
It's like talking to a wall with you guys.
I don't understand it.
- Listen, I get it.
- I'm not trying to on you, 'cause you are here, but- - well- - did you guys have any kind of conversation when I left yesterday? You guys like, "okay, we're gonna step it up a little bit?" Or was it more like, "big freakin' deal"? Nothing? Ronnie! What's going on? - No breaks for me today, that's all.
- I didn't expect that from you.
At least you show up in uniform, ready to work.
This guy shows up out of uniform and late! - But I still look good though.
That's in your own mind, player.
- Hi.
- Hey, what's up? - I saw the thing outside about the job.
- Oh, you did? How old are you? - 21.
- Perfect.
Have you ever done sales? - Of course.
- Jenni.
What's your name? - Alissa.
- Alissa? - Mm-hmm.
- Mike, you wanna talk to Alissa for a second? See if you guys mesh.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I'm going to get a cold coffee with her.
- "We're gonna go get coffee together," he said.
- You're not going to get coffee.
You're not going on a date.
- Let's go get coffee.
- I'm looking for a job.
- You saw the sign? - Yes, I did.
- Excellent.
How old are you? - I am 22.
- 22.
Have you done anything in sales before? - I've worked in retail.
- She's kinda cute.
The Michael Jackson hat has to go.
- You seem like a perfect fit to be honest with you.
We'll get back to you, okay? - Okay, thank you.
- Honestly, I don't know who Danny's gonna pick.
But I hate the idea that we're about to get new roommates.
So they're all guilty in my book and I'm just looking at 'em like, "yeah, go yourself.
" Gonna check this sign out.
So I find out the reason why these people keep getting interviewed is because there's a help wanted sign out on the front.
- Really? - A Help wanted sign? I don't think so.
- Happy Birthday, baby! - Pauly! Did you see that? - Wow! - And Mike got an ass.
- I see like a chick fight.
Then I look over, I'm like, "holy , it's Sam.
- Gonna check this sign out.
- Really? - A Help wanted sign? I don't think so.
I just ripped down the sign.
- Did you? - If I eliminate the help wanted sign, there will be no more interviews.
And therefore there will be no more possibilities of getting new roommates.
- So where's the sign? So why don't you do me a favor and why don't you make me a new one real quick? - "Help wanted, go away"? - "Help wanted.
" That's it.
- What's a good name for Danny since he's being a douche? - "Help wanted, see the old dude.
" - He might think it's you.
- Excellent.
Thank you.
Now please leave this one up.
I need more people who work.
You're the main reason why this sign's going up, Mike.
- I mean, honestly, it's like I don't like being like this.
- Me neither.
- I don't.
If we have to get roommates then That just breaks my heart 'cause we literally been through it all- make-ups, break-ups, the ups and downs.
So whoever comes in this house will never get it.
- I hope I walk into that house and vin's there.
- The girls called.
- What'd he say? - Basically, "have a good weekend.
" - Are you serious? - At this point, it's like regardless, we're probably getting new people.
- If the new roommate's coming, we'll make it very uncomfortable for them to live here.
This is our house.
This is our fifth house together, and there's nothing that you can say or do that's gonna make you feel comfortable in this house.
Going back to work.
- Buckle up! - We have to go up to party Lane to get fun gifts for the boys.
- Gotta show off my tat.
Don't mess with me in here, party Lane.
Oh, the party's here.
Can I try on theBunny? The bunny? - These? Oh, it smells.
- Just put it on.
- Let's have bunny sex.
I wonder if we look funny.
- Let's kiss.
Bunny kiss.
- Oh, Dee, I love this.
Think I'm gonna buy it.
I feel like the house needs something crazy going on.
So if we need a freakin' bunny suit to bring life to this house, that's when you know we have problems.
Oh, my God, if these pop when you drive, we're gonna get into an accident.
No! No! - What club we going to tonight? - Karma.
- Okay.
- It's the night of pauly and Mike's surprise party.
I'm trying to relax, but I'm freaking out.
- There's my bitch.
What are you, the purple people eater tonight? - I really wanna bring home a chick tonight real bad.
So I, like, cleaned my whole room.
The room is pretty clean, right? - Yeah, it's clean.
You did good.
I don't think Mike has a clue what the going on.
- Let's go! - Yeah, yeah! Calm down! Calm down! Calm down! Freakin' cars are here! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Karma's a bitch.
- Thursday night, baby.
- Oh, God, I'm freaking out right now.
- I'm really excited for pauly and Mike's reaction tonight.
They have no idea, like, what's going on.
I asked pauly, I'm like, "pauly, you drinking tonight?" "Uh, probably gonna take it easy.
" I'm like, "that's what you think.
" Surprise! - Don't get me! - It's pretty hard to surprise me.
I mean, I'm pretty paranoid, you know? But I was definitely surprised.
I had no idea.
- Aaahh! It's not my birthday! - How you get this guy here? I could not believe it.
I was just thinking, "no more Thursday night.
" My birthday's alrey passed.
I was not expecting another party.
- I had no idea, bro, no idea.
- Pauly! Did you see that? - Wow! - And Mike got an ass.
- Yes! We did it.
- You guys are awesome.
You didn't have to do that.
- Pauly and Mike are so happy, smiling, and I'm like, "all this stress was worth it.
" - Thank you.
- Love you.
- Love you too.
I feel really good right now.
All the girls planned this really nice birthday.
It meant a lot to me.
- Happy Birthday! - Love you! Love you! - Yeah.
Yeah.
- Sit in it.
- I'm too old.
I can't get it up.
Need my Viagra.
- Whoa, whoa! - Ow.
- Now wait.
- You've had this before.
- I don't know what's going on right now.
I don't know if some dude with a whip's gonna come out.
Some ugly chick's coming out of a cake.
I don't really like this right now.
- I don't know, bro.
Gonna be a guy or something.
- This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- Sam getting into a fight definitely is some scary.
And I just don't know what to do right now.
- I don't know, bro.
Ow! Who's jumping out of this cake? There's gonna be a guy or something.
- Ooh! - This is why you should have your handcuffs on.
- What is this, bro? - They're your cakes.
Be still.
- What the hell? Is that one mine? - Jersey! - What the hell? - This is the best cake I've ever had in my life! - That's a good surprise right there.
- How you doin'? Happy Birthday.
- It went from a nightmare to a dream 'cause actually the chicks were cute.
- Happy Birthday, baby! Whoo! Whoo! - Happy Birthday! - Thank you! - I got cakes, I got strippers, I got my friends.
This is the best day of my life.
- Thanks, guys.
- Happy Birthday! - Thank you very much.
- I'm definitely having fun with this blonde stripper right now.
So much fun I might even take herome.
- What do you wanna do? - Be nice to me.
- You be nice to me.
- I'm trying.
- I'm a good girl.
- I can tell.
So right now, we're like winding down here and I found this real hot brunette chick that I'm spending some time with on my birthday.
And I told this chick, "I would like to get in my birthday suit with you," and she's down.
- Come here.
- Yo, yo, yo.
Let's go.
- So she's coming home.
- Oh, yeah.
- What am I, fat? - No, I'm just making sure my underwear don't fall off.
- Whoo-hoo.
- You all right? - On the back deck? - All right.
- All right, you wanna eat inside, we'll eat inside.
All right, come on.
Let's go upstairs first.
Show you-show you my room If you need to change or whatever.
- I think I should put socks on.
Oh, my God.
Really? You're joking right now, right? No.
Hell to the mother no.
Matching pair.
- Are you for real? - Yeah.
- Here.
- No, they don't even match.
Just because they're white, doesn't mean they match.
- I have no idea why this stripper is complaining about socks.
Grey-blacks, black socks, white socks.
In about five minutes, we're about to take off all our clothes anyway.
- There's a hole in my sock.
How new are they? - Maybe the sock thing turned me off, but when it came down to really getting down, - I didn't even give a.
- I just wanted to go to sleep.
- Go eat something and wake up.
- You go eat something.
- Let's go call Vinny.
He's not our friend anymore.
- Your call has been forwarded to an auto- - he hung up on us.
- Vinny! - - What the , bro? - Please come home.
- Come on, let's go.
I don't want new roommates.
- Stop.
Don't cry.
Are you gonna cry? You look like you are.
- I miss my friend.
- You know what I mean? - Me too.
- Like, the gym is my friend.
- I don't think he's coming back.
- Yeah, buddy! Birthday sex.
Everybody should get laid on their birthday.
I like that.
- It was nice meeting you.
Come here.
- That's awesome.
Ome here! Let me see your mouth.
You're bleeding.
- It was me against the world.
- Let's go get Vinny.
- Yeah! Get up, bitches! - We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- Whoa, what a night, man, what a night.
My eye sockets are actually hurting.
I don't even remember the stripper's name.
Pffft.
It could have been ineeda, 'cause it was, "I need a cigarette.
I need some French toast.
" You know what? "I need you to get the hell out of here.
" - Hello? Can I help you? - Yeah, could I get a taxi to- - where you at? - 1209 oceanview.
- Where are you going? - Wait-where are you going? - All right, I'll just send him down there.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
One minute.
- Thank you.
- Bye, sweetie.
- There is a voice in the back of my head why don't you come and visit me, visit me - Hello? - Hey, what are you doing? - Um, nothing really.
What are you doing? - Tonight, we're doing couple night.
Would you want to go out to a club? - Yeah, , yeah.
I mean, I'll come with you.
What time do I gotta meet you? - Um, come here at, like, - Okay.
- All right.
Bye.
- Bye.
- Whoo! I have a date! - Wow.
- Jionni and Roger are coming and Mike's invited Paula, and I finally have a date.
This is awesome.
- Dee? - What? Where are you? Ow! Aah! Oh, my God! Call an ambulance! This is awesome.
- The bunny costume is awesome just because it looks like a serial killer, like, you know, a Jason or like a Halloween and I just want to scare everybody in the house.
Can we just scare jenni? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- Jen? Jenni! - Yeah? - I can't get something underneath my bed.
Can you help me? It's, like, right over here.
Just stay right here.
- Wait, hold on.
- Don't tell anyone, though, because I'm going to get Ron when he's, like, Or, like, sleeping.
Isn't it cool? - It's awesome.
I'm wearing my wings.
- Hi.
- Babe? Oh.
- These are for you.
- Thank you.
I love flowers, and they're, like, long stemmed, so that's, like, expensive.
Do you like my outfit? - Ooh.
- Let's go.
- Where are you going? To get it in real quick? - I have to.
- Oh, my God.
- Me and jionni are like, whuummp.
We, legit, shoot up to the smush room 'cause, you know, we want to touch each other.
- See you tomorrow.
- Ciao, bueno sera.
- It gets annoying when Nicole always just wants to smush jionni and then she goes to bed instead of coming out with her roommates.
- Are you gonna be embarrassed if I wear my wings out? - No.
Just don't hit me in the face with 'em.
- All right.
- Ow.
- I miss Vinny.
- I'll be your wingman.
Paula's a team player.
Usually I have always been picking chicks up at the club, and tonight I'm rolling couple style to bamboo.
Yeah, I'd like two taxis, enough for ten people.
- I wish she was coming out.
I tried to have her have a good club night.
It's like she only hangs with jionni.
Oh, wow, it's packed outside.
- Cheers, Vinny.
I miss him.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - We're dropping like flies.
- I miss you, Vinny.
Come home, please! - So we go downstairs, it's, like, mad dark.
But, like, ten seconds into the club, where the crowd was- bang, I see, like, these two girls rolling around on the ground.
I'm like, "oh, , it's a chick fight.
" Then I look over, I'm like, "holy , it's Sam.
" - Sam getting into a fight definitely was some scary , and I just don't know what to do right now.
Sam, come here.
What'd she do? She pushed you? - Somebody yanked on the back of my head.
I threw my drink.
I got attacked, like, by a swarm of.
- This stupid bitch pulled her hair.
Let me see your mouth.
You're bleeding.
- You don't yank my newly weave that I just got.
I was always taught to, like, self-defend myself.
I will take down the world if I feel like somebody touched me the wrong way.
It was me against the world! - What's just happened? - Damn, some girl yanked Sam's hair.
- I just did the-and I still held on to my clutch.
- Paula's here, so I don't know.
I guess we'll see what happens.
- We were being bad.
Do you want to see me fly? - Go ahead, knock yourself out.
- All right, ready? - Are you gonna fly or head dive? - Oh, man.
- Do you really like me? - Mm-hmm.
- Why does this thing keep going off? We're just trying to, like, you know, do sex, and this fricking clock just keeps going off.
Me.
- I pull the clock out of the wall, and this thing still goes off.
I'm like, "how are you still going off?" You're not even plugged in! Really? - Let's go get Vinny.
- We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - Wait up! - Oh, my God.
- U.
P.
S.
- Aah! - There's no one home? - I'm never drinking again.
Oh, my God-ow! Oh, my God, I have stomach pains! - Ow! Oh, my heart hurts! Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack.
Guys, I'm having a heart attack! Oh, my God! Ow! Oh, my God, I'm having a heart attack.
Okay, it went away.
All right.
Never mind! I'm fine.
- In the morning, you're exhausted.
You don't even really want to call for the cab.
- Yes.
Where are you going? - Right down the street.
Paula, where are you going? I had fun last night.
- Me too.
- Hope you did too.
- Thank you.
- Last night was- it was just awesome.
And there's 100% chance that Paula's gonna get a second date.
- Bye.
- Bye.
I haven't found one thing wrong with her yet.
What up, boo? - How was last night? - With what? Me and Paula? We ended up getting naked or whatever.
And then, um, we fell asleep and cuddled, and she was really sweet to me last night, you know? - I really think that Mike and Paula are, like, made for each other.
They can both handle each other.
They're both freaking lunatics.
- In three years, last night was the first night she went on, like, a real first date.
- And even though he's always like, "oh, I want a girlfriend, I want a girlfriend," Paula's, like, the greatest option.
I mean, if I was a guy, I would Paula.
Hello.
She's hot.
I feel like she likes you.
- All right.
- I feel worn out like the Sandy shore washed up, old, and bored - I'm bored right now.
I don't know what to do with myself.
- I wanna sleep all day.
- I think Vinny leaving the house definitely has an affect on people being sad, and I feel like pauly's, like, on the verge of, like, freaking out.
Pauly, what are you doing? - Just hanging out.
I'm developing a funk myself now that Vinny's gone in such a funk and he has not come back.
- Anybody ever been to martel's water edge? - For me, the summer is, like, wasting away.
I feel like a waste of life right now, sitting in a house.
- Can we maybe get her nail fixed really quick and then-? - Yo, forget this.
Let's go get Vinny.
I can't take it anymore.
Let's go to his house.
If he wasn't coming by today, let's go get him.
- Let's go get him.
Come here.
- I'm waking everybody up.
- Really.
- Let's go to his house and get the little-the little bastard.
Everybody.
- Yo! Get up, bitches! - We're gonna go get Vinny.
We need your help.
You have to come.
We're going to staten island, girl.
- Right now? - Um-hmm.
- Yeah? - Yay! Everybody's down.
Everybody's down.
We're gonna go get my boyfriend.
We're going to get Vinny.
- All right.
- Come on.
We're coming for you.
I'm going to staten island island, island oh, yeah - all right, let's go.
We're going to staten island and kidnapping your ass, bitch.
- We're getting my boy back today.
Before we go to staten island and get Vinny, I want him to feel welcome, so we're all gonna make some shirts with Vinny's sayings on them.
Let's go to the t-shirt shop.
- Let's go.
- Whoo-hoo.
- All right! I didn't know you guys scheduled for a Saturday shift.
- We gotta make some shirts.
We're gonna go rob Vinny from staten island.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Wow.
That's what's up, man.
Get him back.
- Excuse me.
- "Where's my bitch?" - Is "everything" one word? - Yo, that's a super custom right there, bro.
Today is gtgvb.
"Gym, tan, get Vinny back.
" - Oh, my God.
We're going to get Vinny.
We're going to get Vinny.
- We're going to get Vinny - Oh, my God.
We're really getting Vinny.
We're really getting Vinny.
This is exciting.
- Whoo! - 431 bloomhurst.
- All right, that's what's up.
- He's coming home.
- That's all.
- Vinny, Vinny, Vinny, Vinny! - I was nervous, getting at Vinny's house, in that he wouldn't want to come.
- Oh, God.
- Bum rush.
- Wait! - U.
P.
S.
- When we get to Vinny's house, it's like a scene out of cops.
Pound.
We are pounding and screaming and yelling.
Nobody on the other side is answering, so we're going nuts.
- U.
P.
S.
- Hello! - There's no one home? This, like, blows for skittles right now.
There's no one home? - U.
P.
S.
- Hello! - There's no one home? - Vinny! - Vinny! - We barged into Vinny's house like we were a SWAT team.
- Vinny! - Vrroom vrroom vrroom vrroom! - I don't know if Vinny's home right now, 'cause this would be bad if Vinny's not home and we're, like,e,e, just roag through his house.
- Hey! - What's up, buddy? - Yay! - What's up, buddy? - Oh! - Look at this guy! - Get out of my house! - Let me look at him! - "Free Vinny! Free Vinny!" - "Where's my bitch?" - Yo, look! "Binoculars?" - You can't watch TV.
- What's going on? - Look what it says.
- "Vivning all day," baby.
- Oh, yo.
- What up, dude? The face that Vinny had, it was like a kid on Christmas, and it really showed Vinny that we cared.
That's pretty much all he needed.
- Are you ready or what? - I got a tat.
- Where? Where is it? - You wanna see it? Don't freak out.
It's pretty extreme.
- All right.
- Where is it? - Show.
- Oh, my God! - "Go" - What it- - "let go, let God.
" - I have no idea what Vinny's tattoo means.
It looks cool.
No idea what it means.
- "Let go, let God.
" - "Let go, let God.
" - Oh, my God.
- Wow, that's crazy.
He's got something on his chest.
That's a lot of balls.
- Yo, he got all ripped up on us too.
- Yeah, right.
- You got all ripped up.
- Ooh, Vinny.
- Vin, wait, let me see ya.
Vin looks phenomenal.
He maybe needed this time.
He has his little, nice abs now, fresh haircut, new tattoo.
I'm like, "look at you, vin.
A week home and you're a whole new man.
" - Are you ready to come home? - I think it's kind of obvious, huh? - We're gonna load up the car and we're gonna go.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's say hi to Paula.
- Yo, dude,.
- Yo, ma! - Glad to see you out of this funk, too.