The Sarah Jane Adventures s05e04 Episode Script
The Curse of Clyde Langer: Part 2
and it's home to things on.
There's an extraterrestrial her son, lly engineered boy genius, a schoolgirl investigator her adopted daughter and a whole universe of adventure Ready? Do you know anything about curses? curses? Every one of my friends me.
Rani, we're mates.
I hate you.
I think there's something wrong ed! I don't ever ear his name again! Mum, I love you.
Don't do this.
of my life! I haven't done anything.
The curse Hiya.
Sleep all right? You'll get used to it.
it's dry.
What was he thinking? Kipping out get sick? Like things can get any worse.
If you want to try pneumonia, .
No, look, I'm sorry.
new to me.
But thanks for bringing me here.
I saw you the other day.
You gave me a couple of quid.
Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
ple don't look.
Scared they might catch something.
I saw them chuck you out.
What did you do, unravel to blow your nose? That's not the only place Look, if you've had a row olks, go home.
With any luck, you'll be nice tonight.
got no-one.
My mum, my friends they're history.
You're the first I'm Ellie Faber.
What about you? Enrico.
EnricoBox.
OK.
What are you doing? clear-out.
There's too much clutter in this ut those are Clyde's things.
He should've taken them with him.
I don't understand.
to upset you so much? Listen to me, Sky, and remember - is name again, and I don't want you to have h him.
Clear? Yeah.
So how long have you been Two years.
Time doesn't mean much here.
My dad died, mum married again.
Let's just say it didn't work out I'm sorry.
Doesn't matter.
p fast out here.
There's a load of stuff that What sort of stuff? It's like everywhere else.
There's 's bad And there's the Night Dragon.
What's that? Sometimes people disappear.
I mean, how bad is that? anished once.
Maybe they find somewhere to go? don't tell anybody they're going? They're just gone.
And then the next morning people say them".
And they never come back.
School chips s in the world.
The menu said there was toad th said there are having, the dinner lady em very pleased.
So Mr Smith gave you a basic rting school by telling you about toads, chool dinners? Sounds just like him.
I think he's nervous of me.
He doesn't like me too close, circuits.
He'll get used to you.
the gang now.
Like Clyde? n't say that! He was your friend h Jane's.
No-one can tell me turned on Clyde! I don't feel well.
I looked you up on the internet.
You have a reputation for nge phenomena.
So I thought maybe you'd come e this before.
What happened? our security guard, lightning burst he totem pole.
That's impossible.
but I'm almost thinking there's after all.
But it was dead The myth says the medicine men trapped the god Hetocumtek m pole, but warns that Hetocumtek y to escape if ever the totem pole fell back f men.
That's why it was hidden in a cave ? Well, it's only a legend.
No Dr Madigan, I think it be best to close the exhibition for a while.
Of course.
You got any spare change, mate? So you do this every day? Well, you're hungry, I'm hungry.
It's either this or going through Yeah, I've done that too.
Have you got any spare change, mate? You sound like you're flogging china ocky.
It's not cocky, it's charisma.
Whoever heard of a homeless person This is how it goes, isn't it? Everything you ever were, to be, it just gets worn away t.
The people that make it ers.
Survivors.
I'm one of them.
You wouldn't believe Are you into wildlife, then? Yeah.
It was a wild life.
Let's go get something to eat.
MR SMITH: Are you all right, Sarah Jane? Yeah Something about that totem pole.
, I saw it.
Just for a moment.
I know I did.
There's something terrible.
It must have been dormant t to the museum.
But there are now energies he totem pole.
But why? That's what worries me.
That's Max.
He used to be a boxer, ld.
He's been on the streets years.
That woman in the duffel coat Polish, came over to get married.
et home.
Polly the Porsche in the City.
Always telling everyone d to drive.
Now she pushes everything she's got .
All of them, us on the street.
They wouldn't believe t could be.
One day it just all falls apart, re.
Steven's Point.
g hand-outs.
All right, Mags? he tea leaves? Hello, love.
This is Mystic Mags.
friend, Rico.
If you want the lottery numbers, rl.
Mock - but there's strange things Yeah.
Like fish.
g bad's coming! You mean the Night Dragon? dragon's coming.
I can see it in the leaves.
It's always in the leaves, s is taken.
But this isn't no dragon.
else.
And it's put its mark on you.
What?e's a curse on you, yone what knows you.
Cut it out, Mags.
She's right, I'm cursed.
e you talking about? I'm only ever going to get you Thanks for trying to help me.
Hey, wait! Rico Rico, wait! What? Your name's not really ave guessed(?) It doesn't matter.
She was right.
What, you're cursed? Look at ME.
Welcome to the club! Loser! See? You can't be cursed.
ky charm.
SNARLING Are you coming down with something? ine.
You've not said a word since we left Rani Love, what is it? I don't know.
It's like something's wrong It feels likeI've lost something y I don't know what it is.
it doesn't.
And it's driving me mad.
But I can't shake it.
It's like 's right any more.
My whole life, Dad, it's like it's like it's not me any more.
SHE SNIFFS So, how are you settling in with met Luke yet? He's such a lovely boy.
friends with Mrs Langer? s happening to me.
Something comes into my head, and It's like, a part of my world has w what it is.
Is it Clyde? name in Everybody's turned against him, l me why! your son.
Don't you love him? I told you, don't say that name! rs Langer.
Clyde is your son's name.
saying it! That's it It's his name, all this It's going to be all right, w, I promise.
GROWLING AND SNARLING THUNDER CRACKS I've never seen so much It's like flippin' Transylvania.
.
Why didn't we go back to The streets make people tious.
Mystic Mags will have told everyone Well? Well, what we need here is paper.
Where were you the day of the storm? You know the one I mean.
No-one's I was at school.
I was on the street, and then this y feet.
Splat! It was totally random.
Well, at least you had Yeah, like I know what to do sh.
Might as well have rained bricks.
Someone said it was a weird weather h, I heard that, too.
So, what if the fish was some sort that something bad was coming, Worse than the Night Dragon? I've been through bad my life Maybe it doesn't matter now.
For two years, I've been telling the street.
I'll get on some sort of scheme.
flat.
Get my life back.
Meet a nice boy.
That was my dream.
ting to come true.
THUNDER CRACKS ROARING AND GROANING It feels like someone has died? ow who? It's like someone special has been Yeah, that's it.
That's exactly it.
eeling it, too.
What's going on? g really weird.
The only thing I can think is it's e totem pole.
There's an energy in it, dormant but it's getting stronger.
Getting stronger?! Since when? Oh, some time after we all museum.
Argh!e Clyde touched the totem pole? Since he got that splinter? t name! Mr Smith, I need you! way I can make you listen to me! Mr Smith, when Clyde got the totem pole, could it have activated it? that! It is conceivable.
e of this makes sense, Sky.
You turning your back on Clyde sense! Even his mum's thrown him out.
s you and Rani, like something's been torn life, and she can't remember what it is! hate him! Why, Rani? Think about it! You both love Clyde.
You'd never our backs on him.
The only way this could happen is h your heads.
Clyde needs us.
that name! Please! Sarah Jane, your reaction to his You have been subjected to possibly designed ted.
Well, say that's true.
Why? needs Clyde.
What if it's found a way to escape? The longer Clyde's out there, t's getting.
The legend said e totem pole fell back into the hands of men, ould escape.
The hands of men! Clyde got a splinter! It's a curse and you've got it! That name.
ound of it, it's agony.
It hurts! His name's the key.
His mum couldn't say it.
Maybe break the curse.
Oh, it's no good.
You've got to! t to find Clyde! It's the only way of stopping aping! We can do this, Rani.
t, right? OKSay it! Come on.
nger! Clyde Langer! Clyde Clyde Clyde Clyde! Clyder! Clyde Langer! BOTH: Clyde Langer! Clyde Langer! Oh! Clyde Langer! Oh Now the most important thing de back! ROARING AND GROWLING Look.
What do you think? That's brilliant.
I thought I could do this, We could go to Covent Garden and people will pay ts drawn.
On the back of old paper bags? I've got the pencils.
I'm telling We can get off the streets together.
Stay here.
I'm going to go and to share.
I feel like celebrating.
TYRES SCREECH Clyde! Sarah Jane! Rani? Clyde! SHE LAUGHS I'm so sorry.
What have I done? We've been looking all night.
Thank Sky.
e didn't affect her.
She fought so hard for you.
Something alien is trapped m pole.
And somehow it's using you ree.
If it does, we are in trouble.
the attic.
I've got to wait for someone - There isn't time! We have to go! I can't leave.
tand.
We have to go, Clyde! go.
Please! Ellie!! Clyde, listen to me! That thing could break free ent! I'm coming back.
MR SMITH:elcome back.
Jane, I have hacked into a passing Chorium trading vessel's s.
Mr Smith, do it! the Culture Museum.
Bringing totem pole tticnow.
ROARING AND GROANING The psychophonic curse reversed.
THUNDER CRACKS Do as I told you, Clyde.
Now! ROARING GETS LOUDER It's fighting back! THEY SCREAM What's happening? Clyde, you're the only one all this! THUNDER BOOMS You tried to ruin my life.
To take away everything and everyone But I'm a survivor and you failed, IT SNARLS My name's Clyde Langer! My nameis Clyde Langer! My nameis CLYDE LANGER! Team Sarah Jane? THEY LAUGH Mum? I love you, Clyde.
She's not here.
city, Ellie could be anywhere.
I've got to find her.
en's Point.
Her name's Ellie.
Have you seen this girl? Have you seen Ellie? Have you seen this girl? She was the only friend I had me.
And now she thinks I abandoned her But I haven't! I won't, not ever.
I will find her.
I just can't believe, ings we've seen, the most alien world of all ere.
And no-one knows.
y don't want to.
Mate, have you seen this girl? No, mate.
Thanks anyway.
We can find her, can't we? We've got Mr Smith.
We find aliens.
We help them get home, e.
We can help Ellie, can't we? Clyde.
Look.
"Ellie Faber".
It wasn't her name.
an old poster.
The Night Dragon took her.
What, that was the Night Dragon? Comes by every so often.
The drivers will sometimes lift, Glasgow, Dublin, France, Germany they go all over the place.
It's another chance.
y people go.
She's gone.
She meant a lot to you, didn't she? Come on.
Let's go home.
Luke! Oh, welcome home! Hi, I'm Joseph Serf.
Something weird happened.
Enhancing If want to speak to Mr Serf, just noglitches.
Call me Sarah Jane.
I can't shake your hand.
So, what, he's a hologram? Gotcha! What is going on? CREATURE SNARLS SHE SCREAMS
There's an extraterrestrial her son, lly engineered boy genius, a schoolgirl investigator her adopted daughter and a whole universe of adventure Ready? Do you know anything about curses? curses? Every one of my friends me.
Rani, we're mates.
I hate you.
I think there's something wrong ed! I don't ever ear his name again! Mum, I love you.
Don't do this.
of my life! I haven't done anything.
The curse Hiya.
Sleep all right? You'll get used to it.
it's dry.
What was he thinking? Kipping out get sick? Like things can get any worse.
If you want to try pneumonia, .
No, look, I'm sorry.
new to me.
But thanks for bringing me here.
I saw you the other day.
You gave me a couple of quid.
Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
ple don't look.
Scared they might catch something.
I saw them chuck you out.
What did you do, unravel to blow your nose? That's not the only place Look, if you've had a row olks, go home.
With any luck, you'll be nice tonight.
got no-one.
My mum, my friends they're history.
You're the first I'm Ellie Faber.
What about you? Enrico.
EnricoBox.
OK.
What are you doing? clear-out.
There's too much clutter in this ut those are Clyde's things.
He should've taken them with him.
I don't understand.
to upset you so much? Listen to me, Sky, and remember - is name again, and I don't want you to have h him.
Clear? Yeah.
So how long have you been Two years.
Time doesn't mean much here.
My dad died, mum married again.
Let's just say it didn't work out I'm sorry.
Doesn't matter.
p fast out here.
There's a load of stuff that What sort of stuff? It's like everywhere else.
There's 's bad And there's the Night Dragon.
What's that? Sometimes people disappear.
I mean, how bad is that? anished once.
Maybe they find somewhere to go? don't tell anybody they're going? They're just gone.
And then the next morning people say them".
And they never come back.
School chips s in the world.
The menu said there was toad th said there are having, the dinner lady em very pleased.
So Mr Smith gave you a basic rting school by telling you about toads, chool dinners? Sounds just like him.
I think he's nervous of me.
He doesn't like me too close, circuits.
He'll get used to you.
the gang now.
Like Clyde? n't say that! He was your friend h Jane's.
No-one can tell me turned on Clyde! I don't feel well.
I looked you up on the internet.
You have a reputation for nge phenomena.
So I thought maybe you'd come e this before.
What happened? our security guard, lightning burst he totem pole.
That's impossible.
but I'm almost thinking there's after all.
But it was dead The myth says the medicine men trapped the god Hetocumtek m pole, but warns that Hetocumtek y to escape if ever the totem pole fell back f men.
That's why it was hidden in a cave ? Well, it's only a legend.
No Dr Madigan, I think it be best to close the exhibition for a while.
Of course.
You got any spare change, mate? So you do this every day? Well, you're hungry, I'm hungry.
It's either this or going through Yeah, I've done that too.
Have you got any spare change, mate? You sound like you're flogging china ocky.
It's not cocky, it's charisma.
Whoever heard of a homeless person This is how it goes, isn't it? Everything you ever were, to be, it just gets worn away t.
The people that make it ers.
Survivors.
I'm one of them.
You wouldn't believe Are you into wildlife, then? Yeah.
It was a wild life.
Let's go get something to eat.
MR SMITH: Are you all right, Sarah Jane? Yeah Something about that totem pole.
, I saw it.
Just for a moment.
I know I did.
There's something terrible.
It must have been dormant t to the museum.
But there are now energies he totem pole.
But why? That's what worries me.
That's Max.
He used to be a boxer, ld.
He's been on the streets years.
That woman in the duffel coat Polish, came over to get married.
et home.
Polly the Porsche in the City.
Always telling everyone d to drive.
Now she pushes everything she's got .
All of them, us on the street.
They wouldn't believe t could be.
One day it just all falls apart, re.
Steven's Point.
g hand-outs.
All right, Mags? he tea leaves? Hello, love.
This is Mystic Mags.
friend, Rico.
If you want the lottery numbers, rl.
Mock - but there's strange things Yeah.
Like fish.
g bad's coming! You mean the Night Dragon? dragon's coming.
I can see it in the leaves.
It's always in the leaves, s is taken.
But this isn't no dragon.
else.
And it's put its mark on you.
What?e's a curse on you, yone what knows you.
Cut it out, Mags.
She's right, I'm cursed.
e you talking about? I'm only ever going to get you Thanks for trying to help me.
Hey, wait! Rico Rico, wait! What? Your name's not really ave guessed(?) It doesn't matter.
She was right.
What, you're cursed? Look at ME.
Welcome to the club! Loser! See? You can't be cursed.
ky charm.
SNARLING Are you coming down with something? ine.
You've not said a word since we left Rani Love, what is it? I don't know.
It's like something's wrong It feels likeI've lost something y I don't know what it is.
it doesn't.
And it's driving me mad.
But I can't shake it.
It's like 's right any more.
My whole life, Dad, it's like it's like it's not me any more.
SHE SNIFFS So, how are you settling in with met Luke yet? He's such a lovely boy.
friends with Mrs Langer? s happening to me.
Something comes into my head, and It's like, a part of my world has w what it is.
Is it Clyde? name in Everybody's turned against him, l me why! your son.
Don't you love him? I told you, don't say that name! rs Langer.
Clyde is your son's name.
saying it! That's it It's his name, all this It's going to be all right, w, I promise.
GROWLING AND SNARLING THUNDER CRACKS I've never seen so much It's like flippin' Transylvania.
.
Why didn't we go back to The streets make people tious.
Mystic Mags will have told everyone Well? Well, what we need here is paper.
Where were you the day of the storm? You know the one I mean.
No-one's I was at school.
I was on the street, and then this y feet.
Splat! It was totally random.
Well, at least you had Yeah, like I know what to do sh.
Might as well have rained bricks.
Someone said it was a weird weather h, I heard that, too.
So, what if the fish was some sort that something bad was coming, Worse than the Night Dragon? I've been through bad my life Maybe it doesn't matter now.
For two years, I've been telling the street.
I'll get on some sort of scheme.
flat.
Get my life back.
Meet a nice boy.
That was my dream.
ting to come true.
THUNDER CRACKS ROARING AND GROANING It feels like someone has died? ow who? It's like someone special has been Yeah, that's it.
That's exactly it.
eeling it, too.
What's going on? g really weird.
The only thing I can think is it's e totem pole.
There's an energy in it, dormant but it's getting stronger.
Getting stronger?! Since when? Oh, some time after we all museum.
Argh!e Clyde touched the totem pole? Since he got that splinter? t name! Mr Smith, I need you! way I can make you listen to me! Mr Smith, when Clyde got the totem pole, could it have activated it? that! It is conceivable.
e of this makes sense, Sky.
You turning your back on Clyde sense! Even his mum's thrown him out.
s you and Rani, like something's been torn life, and she can't remember what it is! hate him! Why, Rani? Think about it! You both love Clyde.
You'd never our backs on him.
The only way this could happen is h your heads.
Clyde needs us.
that name! Please! Sarah Jane, your reaction to his You have been subjected to possibly designed ted.
Well, say that's true.
Why? needs Clyde.
What if it's found a way to escape? The longer Clyde's out there, t's getting.
The legend said e totem pole fell back into the hands of men, ould escape.
The hands of men! Clyde got a splinter! It's a curse and you've got it! That name.
ound of it, it's agony.
It hurts! His name's the key.
His mum couldn't say it.
Maybe break the curse.
Oh, it's no good.
You've got to! t to find Clyde! It's the only way of stopping aping! We can do this, Rani.
t, right? OKSay it! Come on.
nger! Clyde Langer! Clyde Clyde Clyde Clyde! Clyder! Clyde Langer! BOTH: Clyde Langer! Clyde Langer! Oh! Clyde Langer! Oh Now the most important thing de back! ROARING AND GROWLING Look.
What do you think? That's brilliant.
I thought I could do this, We could go to Covent Garden and people will pay ts drawn.
On the back of old paper bags? I've got the pencils.
I'm telling We can get off the streets together.
Stay here.
I'm going to go and to share.
I feel like celebrating.
TYRES SCREECH Clyde! Sarah Jane! Rani? Clyde! SHE LAUGHS I'm so sorry.
What have I done? We've been looking all night.
Thank Sky.
e didn't affect her.
She fought so hard for you.
Something alien is trapped m pole.
And somehow it's using you ree.
If it does, we are in trouble.
the attic.
I've got to wait for someone - There isn't time! We have to go! I can't leave.
tand.
We have to go, Clyde! go.
Please! Ellie!! Clyde, listen to me! That thing could break free ent! I'm coming back.
MR SMITH:elcome back.
Jane, I have hacked into a passing Chorium trading vessel's s.
Mr Smith, do it! the Culture Museum.
Bringing totem pole tticnow.
ROARING AND GROANING The psychophonic curse reversed.
THUNDER CRACKS Do as I told you, Clyde.
Now! ROARING GETS LOUDER It's fighting back! THEY SCREAM What's happening? Clyde, you're the only one all this! THUNDER BOOMS You tried to ruin my life.
To take away everything and everyone But I'm a survivor and you failed, IT SNARLS My name's Clyde Langer! My nameis Clyde Langer! My nameis CLYDE LANGER! Team Sarah Jane? THEY LAUGH Mum? I love you, Clyde.
She's not here.
city, Ellie could be anywhere.
I've got to find her.
en's Point.
Her name's Ellie.
Have you seen this girl? Have you seen Ellie? Have you seen this girl? She was the only friend I had me.
And now she thinks I abandoned her But I haven't! I won't, not ever.
I will find her.
I just can't believe, ings we've seen, the most alien world of all ere.
And no-one knows.
y don't want to.
Mate, have you seen this girl? No, mate.
Thanks anyway.
We can find her, can't we? We've got Mr Smith.
We find aliens.
We help them get home, e.
We can help Ellie, can't we? Clyde.
Look.
"Ellie Faber".
It wasn't her name.
an old poster.
The Night Dragon took her.
What, that was the Night Dragon? Comes by every so often.
The drivers will sometimes lift, Glasgow, Dublin, France, Germany they go all over the place.
It's another chance.
y people go.
She's gone.
She meant a lot to you, didn't she? Come on.
Let's go home.
Luke! Oh, welcome home! Hi, I'm Joseph Serf.
Something weird happened.
Enhancing If want to speak to Mr Serf, just noglitches.
Call me Sarah Jane.
I can't shake your hand.
So, what, he's a hologram? Gotcha! What is going on? CREATURE SNARLS SHE SCREAMS