Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s05e05 Episode Script
Rave On
You! Kelly, l'm sorry.
l'm sorry! l'm sorry! l didn't mean to get you all wet.
You were supposed to be washing a car, not me.
l was holding the hose.
l lost my grip.
l'm only a man.
You're only a man who likes to see girls in wet T-shirts, aren't you? No, l only like to see you in wet T-shirts.
But if you feel like you want to change, l have a whole bunch of dry shirts upstairs.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Stay here.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Valerie? Uh, yeah? Can l come in? Uh sure.
How you doing? Pretty good.
l thought l smelled pot in here.
Pot? Uh, no.
l was just, uh, burning some incense.
lncense? Yeah, l know it's very ''boomer'' of me, but when l was 13, my mother went Buddhist for about two minutes.
She swears it helps mellow your moods, and you know what? l think it does.
Hungry? l don't know what's wrong with me, but l've got the munchies in a major way.
Well, so will Valerie in a couple minutes.
What do you mean? lsn't that usually what happens after you smoke pot? Valerie? Smoking pot? Unmistakably, undeniably, pungently, pot.
You sure it wasn't incense? Yeah.
Sandalwood incense and California grass.
Face it, Brandon.
Valerie's a pothead.
l can't believe you guys haven't done this before.
This is great.
Well, Clare mixed all the music and did the editing.
And Donna did all the camerawork, so Well, as far as l'm concerned, you two are flying.
You know, l was thinking that maybe we could collaborate on this project l've been developing.
Sure.
What is it? Well, it's kind of in the conceptual stage.
Well, what's the concept? The Search for lntelligent Bimbos on Campus.
David! That is so sexist! -lt is not.
-How can you even think of producing something like that? We'll do it.
We will? Yeah.
lf he's doing bimbos, we'll do himbos.
Himbos? Yeah, bimbos, himbos.
lt'll be hysterical.
Come on.
Absolutely.
Be brutal.
That's exactly what we need to take the sexist edge off my piece.
l thought you said it wasn't sexist.
Well, l lied.
Come in.
Hi, Griffin.
Sorry l'm late.
That's okay.
We were just finishing up.
So, what're you guys working on? l think we'll let Donna fill you in on that one.
l promise it won't hurt a bit.
That's what you said when you asked me to take a nap in the bushes.
So, that was you in the video? l thought you said no one would recognize me.
Yeah, well, never trust a girl with a camera.
l'll remember that.
We'll catch you guys later.
Bye.
Well, Donna seems pretty happy with Griffin.
lt's kind of weird to see her so happy.
l mean, not not that l'm unhappy.
Not that you're listening to a word l'm saying.
David, l hear every word you're saying, okay? Look, why don't you look at it on the bright side? Now we don't have to feel guilty.
Guilty about what? This video's going to be killer.
Hey, hey, buddy, where are you going? l gotta go to the Student Senate.
Wait a second.
lsn't Diaz and his crew challenging your presidency? Yeah, they are, but until the Student Court decides what to do with me, l still have to call every meeting to order.
Oh, you're kidding? Yeah, it's a total farce.
Was that your voice l heard in my kitchen at 8:00 this morning? What can l say, man? Love is in the air.
Valerie kissed me.
A kiss.
lsn't that cute? You guys are getting serious.
lf l don't make it with this girl soon, l won't be able to walk.
l'm telling you, she's got a tongue, it's lethal.
-l don't need to know this.
-Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
lt's not like it's your sister, man.
-l don't -Buddy, buddy, l've been a perfect gentleman, okay? l went out, l bought her a huge box of chocolates to celebrate her first month in L.
A.
That's nice.
Sweets for your sweet, huh? Funny.
l'm beginning to realize with Valerie, it's the little things that count.
Well, that works out for you.
Listen to me, l'm serious.
When all is said and done, she's really just an old-fashioned all-American girl.
Well, yes, l know, l had very good credit.
That's why l don't feel it's out of line to ask for a little play here.
Well, l'm just in between business managers at the moment.
Look, you know what the situation is.
Get back to me by the end of the month with the papers, all right? What are you doing sneaking in here? l wanted to surprise you.
l don't appreciate you dropping in here unannounced and listening to my business.
l don't even know what you were talking about.
l just came by because l wanted to celebrate my one-month anniversary as a left coaster.
Well, you definitely came to the wrong place.
Why don't you try the KEG House or something? Come on.
l went to all this trouble to buy you a present.
Didn't Brenda ever buy you chocolates? No, she didn't.
And she didn't just show up on my doorstep either.
l don't like it.
lf you're gonna come over, call first.
Hello, Dylan? This is Valerie.
l was wondering if l could come over and do it with you with the lights on and the blinds open.
Got any caramel in that box? l don't know.
Why don't we go in your room and find out? Why don't we find out right here? Oh, honey, do you think l like being on my feet all night, pouring drinks for people who have watches worth more than our joint bank account? Jesse, l'm fine.
l'm happy being home with Hannah.
No, you're not.
You've been staring at me with resentment ever since l got dressed.
Hey, that's your guilt, not mine.
l've been staring at you because you look so handsome.
Oh, okay.
ln that case, let's change the subject.
Okay, but first, who are you getting so handsome for? All of my secret lovers, of course.
Oh.
Send them my best.
l will.
Just know, someday when l'm the district attorney, and you are the busiest doctor on the Westside, we're gonna look back on these dog days and remember them as the happiest of our lives.
Aren't they? -What do you say Friday night, -Mm-hmm.
we get a babysitter, and then just you and l can go out for a romantic little dinner, Dr.
Zuckerman? Mm, excellent notion, Counselor.
l like that.
Mm.
We're not just gonna give them l.
Q.
tests.
There's gonna be other stuff running through the video, too.
Well, you'd better keep it simple if you expect guys like Brandon to subject themselves to this.
Well, we'll go easy on Brandon.
l'm probably just gonna use him in the chorus anyway.
He's not much of a singer.
Well, it's more of a tonal poem.
See, what l'm gonna try to do is, um, trick a bunch of guys into each saying a different word.
And then when we edit the words together, it'll sound something like ''l'm a stud muffin baby.
'' Get it? Are you sure this is journalism? Sounds more like terrorism.
Hmm journalism, terrorism, what's the difference? Are you aware that you were working with a very crazy person? Hmm.
l know.
lsn't it great? What'd Steve say? Oh, he said he would be honored to be part of the Himbo Hall of Fame.
Big surprise.
You know, l had no idea Steve was so hung up on Valerie.
So, what do you think of Valerie? She's great.
She's not? She's a closet stoner.
Oh What, did Brandon tell you that? No.
l was in her room, and it reeked.
Are you sure? Yes.
l just don't know why she felt like she had to lie about it.
Well, maybe she was afraid Jim and Cindy would find out.
No, l don't think that's it.
l think she wants us all to think that she is some sweet, innocent thing from the boonies, when really she's a lot more complicated than that.
Here you go again.
What? You do this all the time.
You read things into people that just aren't there.
l do not.
What about with Dylan's family? You totally thought Suzanne and Kevin were ripping him off, when they all wound up going into business together.
This is different.
l caught Valerie in a lie.
Well, maybe you did.
But what's the point? Let it go.
Otherwise, it's just going to come between you and Brandon the same way it came between you and Dylan.
You're probably right.
Maybe it was incense.
Come on.
Okay.
Oh, so close! Try again.
Come on, let's go for distance next.
Steve.
l don't do distance.
Why not? Because it gets messy when you miss.
But you never miss.
You're a pro.
Come on.
Man, the Peach Pit's really hopping tonight, huh, Nat? Hey, Dylan.
Come here.
Let me buy you a French fry.
You remember Dylan? Yeah, sure.
How you doing? l'm doing okay.
lt's my restaurant that's on life support.
Listen to this guy.
Every night he's busting my chops.
Because we're empty every night.
But it's the same all over town.
Hotels, restaurants.
Nothing's been the same since the quake.
l guess a burger and a jukebox doesn't make for a hot date anymore.
You know, the whole town hasn't gone to sleep.
ln fact, l could take you to ten places right now where there's kids lining up to get in.
You could turn the Pit into a an after-hours kind of joint.
What, are you kidding me? l think we ought to shut it down -and save on the electricity.
-Listen to me.
Everybody is always looking for the next hot spot.
With the right lights, a cool sound system, l could pack this place at ten bucks a head.
Come on, what do we know about running a club? Well, it just so happens l'm on a roll as the party meister of C.
U.
, thank you very much.
Come on Steve, get real, would you? Who's going someplace where there's no booze, huh? Are you saying l can't pull this off? ls that it? No, l didn't say that.
Then just say the word.
We'll test it out.
l'll turn this place into a first-class rave this weekend.
l bet it could be a real moneymaker.
Oh, you do, huh? Come on, Nat, let me do it, just to shut this guy up.
lt's not just my decision.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead.
lt's only money, right? Well, then, l say, let's rave on.
Okay, then step back, 'cause this man needs a phone.
Yeah, this man needs a doctor.
Who are you calling? For starters, everyone l know.
Am l crazy or did l just agree to let Steve Sanders run this joint? Both.
l think l'd better keep an eye on him.
So, you coming over tonight or what? Thought you'd never ask.
l don't know how you can stand this stuff.
Why, is it bothering you? Well, it does waft across the bathroom on quite a regular basis, yes.
l'm sorry.
l'll lay off it if you want.
That's probably not the only thing you should lay off.
What's that supposed to mean? Well, Kelly said, when she came up here the other day, it smelled like you'd been smoking pot.
Well, Kelly was wrong.
Besides, even if l was smoking pot-- which l wasn't-- do you think l'd be stupid enough to smoke it in the house? Good, good, good, because Jim and Cindy don't take too kindly to that.
l know that.
What? Nothing.
l, l don't want to say anything.
What? Okay.
Let's face it.
We both know that your, uh, girlfriend doesn't like me very much.
That's not true at all.
Kelly can just be hard on people she doesn't know that well, that's all.
So, in other words, Kelly's a snob? No, l wouldn't say that.
She's just, uh a very cautious person.
So, how's it going with the Peach Pit After Dark? Well, it's gonna be two days of nonstop partying, so you'd better dance.
Well, if it'll smooth things over between you and Kelly, l just might do that.
Look, Brandon l just want to fit in.
Then just be yourself.
You'll do fine.
Okay.
Okay, that was great.
Now give me a word that follows each of the following: blueberry, bran and English.
Um muffin.
Sorry.
Can you ask him the question again? l don't know what got into me.
Sorry.
Okay.
Once again, the answer is? Muffin! Excellent.
Thank you.
Did l pass the test? With flying colors.
Yes! Let's go, guys.
You are unbelievable.
l don't know how you keep a straight face with these guys.
Oh Believe me, with that one, l thought l was gonna pee in my pants! Okay, come on, we gotta find another victim.
Mm Mmm! A blue-collar boy.
Oh, no.
That's not fair.
He's working.
He's meat.
Come on.
Excuse me! Hello! Hi.
l'm sorry.
This area's off-limits.
Oh, that's okay.
We just need to ask you a couple questions.
Me? About what? Well, it's a, it's a kind of trivia test.
We'd like to interview you for campus television.
l'm not a student here.
Oh, that's all right.
We're just looking for a cross-section of male voices.
For real? Of course, for real.
Yeah.
lt would really help us out.
All right, well, in that case, uh come back at 5:00.
l'm off.
Great.
Thanks.
l think we have a live one here.
Definitely.
Be careful.
Don't bump this thing.
lt's a classic, okay? What do you think? How much is this costing me, Steve? Oh, will you take a chill pill? Everything you see here is on ''spec'', okay? lf the club becomes a weekly thing, then all l want is a piece of the action.
How can you go wrong? So, what're you telling me here, Steve? That these people are donating this stuff? Well, everything except Muntz's Smart Drinks.
Well, hey, when you're dealing with choline-based vitamins, nobody rides for free.
What's he talking about? lf we're having a nonalcoholic rave, then we have to have ''smart drinks.
'' Besides, it's delicious.
They're actually good for your head, too.
How much? Well, l figure a hundred bucks ought to cover it.
l'll do a combination punch of my Mint Memory Blast and my Cherry Brain Fuel.
Come on, a hundred bucks? You burp that.
l say give him two shots of the brain fuel.
Fine.
l'll cover it.
Okay.
l see someone's been shopping.
Yeah, l think l went a little nuts today.
Cindy told me about this place down in Santa Monica where everything is 60%% off.
Pippa's Place.
l've never seen anything like it.
Brenda and l used to practically live there.
So, what'd you get? Well, you want me to try it on? Sure.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
So how's it going in there? Steve's doing a great job.
Cool.
So, uh, maybe we can go shopping sometime, or, uh, just hang out.
Yeah, l'd like that.
Okay.
l'll be right back.
l'll be here.
Okay.
Hi, Nat.
How's it going? Oh ask me tomorrow.
Well, l passed out hundreds of these flyers up and down Sorority Row.
Everybody's up for it.
Aw, thanks, sweetheart.
Ah, take 'em.
lt's nice to see you back among the living.
lf this is living, it's way overrated.
Well, l hope tonight's a big success.
Yeah, l do, too-- for Steve's sake, and for Nat.
And for you? Come on, Kel.
You know it doesn't make any difference to me.
l just roll with the punches.
l was in Minnesota this summer, and, um, we stopped by a reservation.
l picked up an authentic Native American flute for Erica.
l couldn't help myself.
l remembered how much she loved music.
So if l drop it off, do you think you could get it to her? Yeah, she'll probably like that a lot.
How are Suzanne and Kevin doing in Arizona? How do you think they're doing? You know, it's okay, you can say l told you so.
l'll let you off the hook this time.
So, is this acceptable? Acceptable delectable and irresistible.
Love the shoes.
Oh, thank you.
Excuse me, l'm melting.
So what do you think of Valerie? To tell you the truth, l don't know her very well.
Hey.
Remember me? Yeah, l didn't think you'd show.
Sorry l'm late.
Where's your friend? Oh, she got stuck in class.
Well, if you'll just stand in front of your truck, l'll get focused and you can be on your way.
No problem.
Oh, l-l need you to sign this release form.
So, uh, what kind of work are you guys doing? l'm sorry, l didn't even get your name.
Oh, Ray.
Ray Pruit.
lt's all earthquake-related.
Just, uh, helping out with the retrofitting, getting everything a little safer.
Oh, that's great.
l'm Donna.
Hey, Donna.
Thank you.
Well, we need to match the tape that we made before, so if, uh, you'll just go ahead and take your shirt off, that, that'd be great.
Uh, you didn't shoot any tape earlier.
Oh.
lt's okay, l'm not shy.
Okay.
You ready? Fire away.
Okay, the first question is about tennis.
Okay, what is the term if the score is zero? l don't know a thing about tennis.
Oh, that's okay.
lt's ''love.
'' Love.
Right.
Okay, uh, so what would it be if it was zero-to-zero? Love-love.
What is this, some kind of test? Yeah, exactly.
Um, the next question's about carpentry.
You're probably good at that, right? Not bad.
Well, if you're hanging something heavy on the wall, you want to hammer the nail into what to make sure it doesn't fall down? A stud.
Excellent.
What kind of test is this anyway? Oh, uh Don't worry, l just have a few more questions.
When a woman is pregnant she looks forward to delivering a Why don't you turn off the camera.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What do you think, l'm stupid? Why don't you ask me which president is on a Lincoln penny? Please, it was, it was just a joke.
Yeah, very funny.
What is this, rich bitch humor? Look, l'm sorry.
lt's not what you think.
Oh, no? You weren't just looking for some dope who works with his hands for a living? No.
We've interviewed mostly college guys.
Yeah, right.
But they know all the answers.
Go ahead, you got your funny video.
You got my signed release form, Have a good laugh.
Wait, l'm Hey, it's no big deal.
Well, it's it's not an emergency.
lt's okay.
No, okay.
All right, thanks.
Bye.
Well? Well, that was your sister calling back.
No luck.
-That's everybody, isn't it? -Mm.
l'm sorry, sweetheart.
Maybe you shouldn't have sent your grandmother home.
Come on, you heard Rose coughing.
There's no way l was gonna let her be around Hannah.
Well, if we're not going out, l might as well get to work.
Great.
Just great.
Come on, Friday night's a big night.
Look, they can use the help, and we can use the money.
l know, l know.
lt's just l feel like going out tonight, too.
lt just sucks.
Andrea! l'm sorry.
lt's just that everybody is going to be at the Peach Pit tonight, except for me.
Well, the Peach Pit After Dark is going on tomorrow night, too.
The Walshes said they'd take care of Hannah.
You can wait 24 hours.
Yeah, l guess.
Look have a good night.
Make big tips.
That's the idea.
l recommend the punch.
Steve, she says she was supposed to be on the guest list.
Her name is Clare Arnold.
Hello, Clare.
Hi.
Thank you, Steve.
l see you out there.
Karaoke bombed, but this is wacky enough to work.
Yeah, Steve's definitely outdone himself.
Yes, yes.
Oh, there goes Clare straight for David.
Are they an item? Getting there.
Better him than me.
My thoughts exactly.
Thank you very much.
-Hey, man.
-Hey, bro.
l bet you didn't expect a crowd like this, huh? Yeah, too bad l hate crowds.
Well, that's too bad.
Just remember that each one of these people are paying ten bucks a head, okay? Do me a favor, take over.
l gotta go to the bathroom.
l'll be right back.
-Yeah.
-Don't forget to click 'em in.
All right.
Dude, can you break a large bill? Yeah.
Aren't you supposed to put the money in the cash box? l am the cash box.
So, bro, what do you think of this place? l got to admit, Steve, you put on quite a shindig here, my man.
Yes, l did, didn't l? You know what, l gotta hurry up and relieve Dylan before he deserts his post.
l'll catch up with you later.
Party hearty! Griffin's not a bad dancer, is he? Are you planning on staring at them all night? No.
Over here.
What? l just like it a lot better when your eyes are on me.
Oh, l'm sorry.
How's that? Much better.
Oh, my God, l don't believe it.
Look who's on the dance floor.
l don't think so.
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys.
lt's okay.
lt's all right.
Uh, Kelly, there's a mop in the back room.
Go get it for me, would you? Look, it's all right, bro.
Hey! This room's private! Get out of here! lt's time to celebrate.
l've never seen so many customers come in this place in my life.
Sanders, you're a genius! You're all geniuses! No matter what your professors say! So, how many people do you think paid, anyway? Oh, well, l know exactly how many people paid.
Three hundred and fifty-three! Wow.
At ten bucks a head, that's Cha-ching! Hello.
We got a problem.
What's the matter? Well, there's, uh, We're short about three, four hundred dollars.
Oh, that's impossible.
l don't know, maybe you counted wrong.
l counted every head that went in that door.
So what? l mean, come on.
What's the big deal? We made three grand.
What's the difference? The big difference is, we're short $300.
Relax, Steve.
l'll recount.
You know, we should be patting ourselves on the back, not arguing.
-Steve.
-Oh, hey, Kel, l didn't know you were still here.
Where's Brandon? He went home; he has a big meeting tomorrow.
Can you come with me to my car? Yeah.
What's the matter? l don't know, the battery.
Yeah.
Wait a second.
Are you telling me that Valerie and Dylan were making out? Let's just say, they weren't fixing the air conditioner.
Kelly, who else saw this? Oh, Steve, there l'm sorry.
Am l interrupting something? No, not at all.
Kelly was just telling me about you and Dylan in the back room.
Well Don't believe everything you hear, or half of what you see.
You know, Valerie, that's not exactly a denial.
There's nothing to deny.
Look, l would have told you myself, but l didn't want everybody to get on Dylan's case.
l know you guys are all friends.
Yeah.
So what, what about me and you? Steve he was drunk.
l happened to be the one he grabbed.
There was nothing l could do.
Steve, please.
He didn't do anything.
l mean, he was so plastered, he probably won't even remember in the morning.
And l'd appreciate it if you don't mention it to anybody or to him.
lt's kind of embarrassing for me.
Yeah, l bet.
You know, when Brandon told me you were hard on new people, l didn't take him seriously enough.
You're dangerous.
l think it's the other way around.
Really? Well, if you like butting in so much, why don't you try it with Dylan? Meaning what? Brenda told me that your ex-boyfriend used to be in AA.
So if you care about him at all, maybe you should get off your pedestal and help him.
Can you take me home? Good night, Kel.
Okay, no critiques, please; nothing's finished yet.
lt's just a rough assemblage.
l just kind of wanted to give you a feel for what we're doing.
l'm ready.
Okay.
l am a stud muffin baby.
That's hilarious.
Wait, just wait.
stud muffin am l? love, love, love love, love Hi.
Sorry l'm late.
Oh, no problem.
We're just checking out the footage on your favorite construction worker.
l don't want to use that footage.
Donna, it's hilarious.
No.
lt's lt's mean.
Donna, it's just a goof.
l mean, wait till you see the stuff l've got on my bimbo piece.
Look, you can do whatever you want with your bimbo piece.
We're not using him, okay? This project is half mine; that's the way that l want it! l don't want to make fun of people.
l want to make people laugh.
There's a big difference.
Okay, okay, fine, uh What about the stuff with Griffin? Do you want to lose that, too? No.
Griffin's fine.
Great.
You know, l like Griffin.
He seems pretty together.
Yeah, Griffin's very together.
l'm happy for you.
Mm-hmm.
Are you sure you're not just saying that because you and Clare are playing footsie under the table, perhaps? Absolutely not.
Sure, pal.
Let me get this straight Hey, l made some lemonade.
Oh, thanks.
With honey, my, uh, secret ingredient.
Didn't your mother used to make it that way? Yeah.
Mmm! Don't tell your mom, but yours is better.
-Thanks.
-So l hear the party at the Peach Pit last night was quite a success.
Yeah.
We're doing it again tonight.
Really? Nat must be ecstatic.
So's his partner.
l'm amazed Dylan even cares.
Why's that? Well, he doesn't need the money.
Are you sure Dylan's rich? Because he sure doesn't seem like a multimillionaire.
What does he seem like? Honestly? A guy who needs money.
Don't believe that act.
He's just your typical, greedy, Beverly Hills brat.
That must be Andrea and Jesse.
Cindy? Got it.
Hello.
Hannah's here.
Oh.
Well, l guess you're planning to stay for a little while, huh? You didn't think we'd come empty-handed, did you? No.
All right, Jim, where do we set up? ln the living room's great.
-Can l hold her? -Sure.
Hey, Jesse.
Let me help you with that.
There you go.
Hi, sweetheart.
We've been waiting for you.
Hey, Andrea.
You look great.
Thank you.
Hi, Hannah.
Oh, you guys, thanks for doing this.
Oh, no need to thank them.
They've been looking forward to this.
Mom even borrowed a swing set from one of the neighbors.
lt was my surefire way to get that one to sleep.
Well, l have to warn you.
She's a little fussy when she's tired.
That's okay.
So is Jim.
Andrea, she's going to be fine.
l know.
l guess l'm just not used to leaving her.
Give it a couple of months.
You'll be ready to ship her off to boarding school.
-Yes -Ooh Hey, guys.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
l'm looking for one of your workers.
l think he drives a red pickup truck.
That would be our Elvis.
The other side of the hill.
Thanks a lot.
l just want you to know l made sure that your interview won't be used.
Oh, yeah? That's decent of you.
Thanks.
l just felt bad about what happened.
l was really out of line.
Well, l, uh l probably said some things l shouldn't have.
Believe me, you, uh you had every right to be mad.
-Why are you being so nice? -l am nice.
You just got the wrong impression of me the other day.
Well, l'll, uh l'll see you around.
Yeah.
You know, if if you like dance music, my friends are putting together this little after-hours club.
You should check it out.
Don't worry about the cover charge.
l have some free passes.
l don't know.
Please? l owe you one.
l could leave your name at the door if you want to go.
Uh What was your name again? Ray Pruit.
One ''T''.
-One ''T''? -Yeah.
That's all my mama could afford.
You're kidding, right? l'll see you.
Okay.
See ya.
Hi.
Yeah.
Don't you look happy.
l'd forgotten how sweet a baby smells.
Yeah, me, too.
You know, those days are just a blur to me.
l was so overwhelmed and so scared, l just don't think l enjoyed them nearly as much as l could have.
Yeah, well, l guess child rearing is yet another thing wasted on the young.
Yeah, l guess so.
So how old do you think is too old? We're too old.
Women are having babies well into their 40s these days.
Wait a minute.
We're not talking about having another baby, are we? Oh, no, no but there's still probably a couple of ticks left in my biological clock.
Honey, it would take an awful lot of serious thought before we could even consider something like that.
l can do serious thought.
Hello.
Oh, hi, Andrea.
How is everything? Oh, she's just being a little angel.
How was your dinner with Jesse? Delicious.
And the food wasn't bad either.
Um, l thought l'd come by and pick up Hannah.
Well, don't rush for our sakes.
We're enjoying every minute of this.
Are you sure? Positive.
Now, get off the phone, have some fun.
All right, well, give her a hug for me.
l'm gonna go by Doheny's and surprise Jesse.
Good, have fun.
Bye-bye.
Yeah! Hands up! Crowd surfer! Whoo! Ray.
Hey.
-Hi.
-Hi.
l'm glad you made it.
Yeah, l don't get to Beverly Hills too much, but it's pretty lively.
Yeah, l-l don't know what l was thinking inviting you here.
You, you must hate this music.
No, no, no.
l'm open, it's, it's cool.
Uh, what do you say? You want to dance? Yeah, sure.
Don't look now, but Donna is dancing with the construction worker.
Would you quit gawking, all right? Some people just need chaos in their lives.
H-Hey, who's that guy with Donna? l don't know, l've never seen him before.
-Come with me.
-What's going on? l got a little surprise.
Steve, you know l don't drink.
Come on, l got some Remy Martin here.
You are not leaving the party.
Why not? Because you are the promoter.
l mean, this is your party, Steve.
Everybody's counting on you.
Oh, yeah, Nat can't thank me enough and Dylan acts like he's doing me some kind of favor.
What is with that guy? He just called to tell me that he's not even going to show up at all tonight.
Well, where is he? Well, he's probably at home counting all his money or drinking his profits.
Steve, you're getting drunk.
Would you give me that? What do l get for it? Now, get back in there, you have a party to run.
Look, l'm sorry your feelings got hurt, but l don't want to keep going over and over this.
l just felt betrayed.
l mean, how could you tell her l'm hard on new people? She said that? Yeah, it was wonderfully humiliating.
Look, l was just trying to make her feel better.
She just wants to make friends; you're not making it any easier on her.
l don't believe this.
This is like ''The Emperor's New Clothes.
'' Y-You know that she is trouble, yet you just continue to smile and pretend like she's not.
She's an old family friend.
So maybe she smokes a little pot.
Maybe she fooled around a little bit with Dylan.
So what? ls it really any of our business? l just don't trust her, Brandon.
Kelly, you got to remember she's not like you and me.
And what's that supposed to mean? She's like an alien? lt's supposed to mean that it hasn't even been four months since her father blew his brains out.
lt's amazing she's functioning at all.
Do me a favor and give her a chance, will you? For me? You'd better be worth it.
Waiting for a table? Uh, no, l'm looking for my husband.
He's a bartender here.
Try the bar, other side of the dance floor.
Thanks.
Your table's ready.
Whoo, wow! Help me, please.
You got to take it from me.
l'll hurt somebody.
You know, you're really polluted tonight.
What, what about you? Polluted.
Yeah? No.
Come here.
l got something for you, come here.
Come here.
Oh You have had too much to drink.
You are cut off.
You broke my lamp.
Who cares? You can buy another lamp.
l hear you're a zillionaire.
Well, you heard wrong, 'cause look.
-Nothing.
-Aw Poor little Dylan's poor? ls that why you stole from the till? Don't ever say another word about that.
Why not? Because l said so.
So where did all your millions go? Huh, Dylan? They just flew away? You want to know what happened? Life's a bitch, that's what happened.
Somebody stole it, it's gone, okay, and there's nothing left, so if we're playing night games 'cause you think you can get a little taste of it the joke's on you, kid.
You think so, huh?
l'm sorry! l'm sorry! l didn't mean to get you all wet.
You were supposed to be washing a car, not me.
l was holding the hose.
l lost my grip.
l'm only a man.
You're only a man who likes to see girls in wet T-shirts, aren't you? No, l only like to see you in wet T-shirts.
But if you feel like you want to change, l have a whole bunch of dry shirts upstairs.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Stay here.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Valerie? Uh, yeah? Can l come in? Uh sure.
How you doing? Pretty good.
l thought l smelled pot in here.
Pot? Uh, no.
l was just, uh, burning some incense.
lncense? Yeah, l know it's very ''boomer'' of me, but when l was 13, my mother went Buddhist for about two minutes.
She swears it helps mellow your moods, and you know what? l think it does.
Hungry? l don't know what's wrong with me, but l've got the munchies in a major way.
Well, so will Valerie in a couple minutes.
What do you mean? lsn't that usually what happens after you smoke pot? Valerie? Smoking pot? Unmistakably, undeniably, pungently, pot.
You sure it wasn't incense? Yeah.
Sandalwood incense and California grass.
Face it, Brandon.
Valerie's a pothead.
l can't believe you guys haven't done this before.
This is great.
Well, Clare mixed all the music and did the editing.
And Donna did all the camerawork, so Well, as far as l'm concerned, you two are flying.
You know, l was thinking that maybe we could collaborate on this project l've been developing.
Sure.
What is it? Well, it's kind of in the conceptual stage.
Well, what's the concept? The Search for lntelligent Bimbos on Campus.
David! That is so sexist! -lt is not.
-How can you even think of producing something like that? We'll do it.
We will? Yeah.
lf he's doing bimbos, we'll do himbos.
Himbos? Yeah, bimbos, himbos.
lt'll be hysterical.
Come on.
Absolutely.
Be brutal.
That's exactly what we need to take the sexist edge off my piece.
l thought you said it wasn't sexist.
Well, l lied.
Come in.
Hi, Griffin.
Sorry l'm late.
That's okay.
We were just finishing up.
So, what're you guys working on? l think we'll let Donna fill you in on that one.
l promise it won't hurt a bit.
That's what you said when you asked me to take a nap in the bushes.
So, that was you in the video? l thought you said no one would recognize me.
Yeah, well, never trust a girl with a camera.
l'll remember that.
We'll catch you guys later.
Bye.
Well, Donna seems pretty happy with Griffin.
lt's kind of weird to see her so happy.
l mean, not not that l'm unhappy.
Not that you're listening to a word l'm saying.
David, l hear every word you're saying, okay? Look, why don't you look at it on the bright side? Now we don't have to feel guilty.
Guilty about what? This video's going to be killer.
Hey, hey, buddy, where are you going? l gotta go to the Student Senate.
Wait a second.
lsn't Diaz and his crew challenging your presidency? Yeah, they are, but until the Student Court decides what to do with me, l still have to call every meeting to order.
Oh, you're kidding? Yeah, it's a total farce.
Was that your voice l heard in my kitchen at 8:00 this morning? What can l say, man? Love is in the air.
Valerie kissed me.
A kiss.
lsn't that cute? You guys are getting serious.
lf l don't make it with this girl soon, l won't be able to walk.
l'm telling you, she's got a tongue, it's lethal.
-l don't need to know this.
-Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
lt's not like it's your sister, man.
-l don't -Buddy, buddy, l've been a perfect gentleman, okay? l went out, l bought her a huge box of chocolates to celebrate her first month in L.
A.
That's nice.
Sweets for your sweet, huh? Funny.
l'm beginning to realize with Valerie, it's the little things that count.
Well, that works out for you.
Listen to me, l'm serious.
When all is said and done, she's really just an old-fashioned all-American girl.
Well, yes, l know, l had very good credit.
That's why l don't feel it's out of line to ask for a little play here.
Well, l'm just in between business managers at the moment.
Look, you know what the situation is.
Get back to me by the end of the month with the papers, all right? What are you doing sneaking in here? l wanted to surprise you.
l don't appreciate you dropping in here unannounced and listening to my business.
l don't even know what you were talking about.
l just came by because l wanted to celebrate my one-month anniversary as a left coaster.
Well, you definitely came to the wrong place.
Why don't you try the KEG House or something? Come on.
l went to all this trouble to buy you a present.
Didn't Brenda ever buy you chocolates? No, she didn't.
And she didn't just show up on my doorstep either.
l don't like it.
lf you're gonna come over, call first.
Hello, Dylan? This is Valerie.
l was wondering if l could come over and do it with you with the lights on and the blinds open.
Got any caramel in that box? l don't know.
Why don't we go in your room and find out? Why don't we find out right here? Oh, honey, do you think l like being on my feet all night, pouring drinks for people who have watches worth more than our joint bank account? Jesse, l'm fine.
l'm happy being home with Hannah.
No, you're not.
You've been staring at me with resentment ever since l got dressed.
Hey, that's your guilt, not mine.
l've been staring at you because you look so handsome.
Oh, okay.
ln that case, let's change the subject.
Okay, but first, who are you getting so handsome for? All of my secret lovers, of course.
Oh.
Send them my best.
l will.
Just know, someday when l'm the district attorney, and you are the busiest doctor on the Westside, we're gonna look back on these dog days and remember them as the happiest of our lives.
Aren't they? -What do you say Friday night, -Mm-hmm.
we get a babysitter, and then just you and l can go out for a romantic little dinner, Dr.
Zuckerman? Mm, excellent notion, Counselor.
l like that.
Mm.
We're not just gonna give them l.
Q.
tests.
There's gonna be other stuff running through the video, too.
Well, you'd better keep it simple if you expect guys like Brandon to subject themselves to this.
Well, we'll go easy on Brandon.
l'm probably just gonna use him in the chorus anyway.
He's not much of a singer.
Well, it's more of a tonal poem.
See, what l'm gonna try to do is, um, trick a bunch of guys into each saying a different word.
And then when we edit the words together, it'll sound something like ''l'm a stud muffin baby.
'' Get it? Are you sure this is journalism? Sounds more like terrorism.
Hmm journalism, terrorism, what's the difference? Are you aware that you were working with a very crazy person? Hmm.
l know.
lsn't it great? What'd Steve say? Oh, he said he would be honored to be part of the Himbo Hall of Fame.
Big surprise.
You know, l had no idea Steve was so hung up on Valerie.
So, what do you think of Valerie? She's great.
She's not? She's a closet stoner.
Oh What, did Brandon tell you that? No.
l was in her room, and it reeked.
Are you sure? Yes.
l just don't know why she felt like she had to lie about it.
Well, maybe she was afraid Jim and Cindy would find out.
No, l don't think that's it.
l think she wants us all to think that she is some sweet, innocent thing from the boonies, when really she's a lot more complicated than that.
Here you go again.
What? You do this all the time.
You read things into people that just aren't there.
l do not.
What about with Dylan's family? You totally thought Suzanne and Kevin were ripping him off, when they all wound up going into business together.
This is different.
l caught Valerie in a lie.
Well, maybe you did.
But what's the point? Let it go.
Otherwise, it's just going to come between you and Brandon the same way it came between you and Dylan.
You're probably right.
Maybe it was incense.
Come on.
Okay.
Oh, so close! Try again.
Come on, let's go for distance next.
Steve.
l don't do distance.
Why not? Because it gets messy when you miss.
But you never miss.
You're a pro.
Come on.
Man, the Peach Pit's really hopping tonight, huh, Nat? Hey, Dylan.
Come here.
Let me buy you a French fry.
You remember Dylan? Yeah, sure.
How you doing? l'm doing okay.
lt's my restaurant that's on life support.
Listen to this guy.
Every night he's busting my chops.
Because we're empty every night.
But it's the same all over town.
Hotels, restaurants.
Nothing's been the same since the quake.
l guess a burger and a jukebox doesn't make for a hot date anymore.
You know, the whole town hasn't gone to sleep.
ln fact, l could take you to ten places right now where there's kids lining up to get in.
You could turn the Pit into a an after-hours kind of joint.
What, are you kidding me? l think we ought to shut it down -and save on the electricity.
-Listen to me.
Everybody is always looking for the next hot spot.
With the right lights, a cool sound system, l could pack this place at ten bucks a head.
Come on, what do we know about running a club? Well, it just so happens l'm on a roll as the party meister of C.
U.
, thank you very much.
Come on Steve, get real, would you? Who's going someplace where there's no booze, huh? Are you saying l can't pull this off? ls that it? No, l didn't say that.
Then just say the word.
We'll test it out.
l'll turn this place into a first-class rave this weekend.
l bet it could be a real moneymaker.
Oh, you do, huh? Come on, Nat, let me do it, just to shut this guy up.
lt's not just my decision.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead.
lt's only money, right? Well, then, l say, let's rave on.
Okay, then step back, 'cause this man needs a phone.
Yeah, this man needs a doctor.
Who are you calling? For starters, everyone l know.
Am l crazy or did l just agree to let Steve Sanders run this joint? Both.
l think l'd better keep an eye on him.
So, you coming over tonight or what? Thought you'd never ask.
l don't know how you can stand this stuff.
Why, is it bothering you? Well, it does waft across the bathroom on quite a regular basis, yes.
l'm sorry.
l'll lay off it if you want.
That's probably not the only thing you should lay off.
What's that supposed to mean? Well, Kelly said, when she came up here the other day, it smelled like you'd been smoking pot.
Well, Kelly was wrong.
Besides, even if l was smoking pot-- which l wasn't-- do you think l'd be stupid enough to smoke it in the house? Good, good, good, because Jim and Cindy don't take too kindly to that.
l know that.
What? Nothing.
l, l don't want to say anything.
What? Okay.
Let's face it.
We both know that your, uh, girlfriend doesn't like me very much.
That's not true at all.
Kelly can just be hard on people she doesn't know that well, that's all.
So, in other words, Kelly's a snob? No, l wouldn't say that.
She's just, uh a very cautious person.
So, how's it going with the Peach Pit After Dark? Well, it's gonna be two days of nonstop partying, so you'd better dance.
Well, if it'll smooth things over between you and Kelly, l just might do that.
Look, Brandon l just want to fit in.
Then just be yourself.
You'll do fine.
Okay.
Okay, that was great.
Now give me a word that follows each of the following: blueberry, bran and English.
Um muffin.
Sorry.
Can you ask him the question again? l don't know what got into me.
Sorry.
Okay.
Once again, the answer is? Muffin! Excellent.
Thank you.
Did l pass the test? With flying colors.
Yes! Let's go, guys.
You are unbelievable.
l don't know how you keep a straight face with these guys.
Oh Believe me, with that one, l thought l was gonna pee in my pants! Okay, come on, we gotta find another victim.
Mm Mmm! A blue-collar boy.
Oh, no.
That's not fair.
He's working.
He's meat.
Come on.
Excuse me! Hello! Hi.
l'm sorry.
This area's off-limits.
Oh, that's okay.
We just need to ask you a couple questions.
Me? About what? Well, it's a, it's a kind of trivia test.
We'd like to interview you for campus television.
l'm not a student here.
Oh, that's all right.
We're just looking for a cross-section of male voices.
For real? Of course, for real.
Yeah.
lt would really help us out.
All right, well, in that case, uh come back at 5:00.
l'm off.
Great.
Thanks.
l think we have a live one here.
Definitely.
Be careful.
Don't bump this thing.
lt's a classic, okay? What do you think? How much is this costing me, Steve? Oh, will you take a chill pill? Everything you see here is on ''spec'', okay? lf the club becomes a weekly thing, then all l want is a piece of the action.
How can you go wrong? So, what're you telling me here, Steve? That these people are donating this stuff? Well, everything except Muntz's Smart Drinks.
Well, hey, when you're dealing with choline-based vitamins, nobody rides for free.
What's he talking about? lf we're having a nonalcoholic rave, then we have to have ''smart drinks.
'' Besides, it's delicious.
They're actually good for your head, too.
How much? Well, l figure a hundred bucks ought to cover it.
l'll do a combination punch of my Mint Memory Blast and my Cherry Brain Fuel.
Come on, a hundred bucks? You burp that.
l say give him two shots of the brain fuel.
Fine.
l'll cover it.
Okay.
l see someone's been shopping.
Yeah, l think l went a little nuts today.
Cindy told me about this place down in Santa Monica where everything is 60%% off.
Pippa's Place.
l've never seen anything like it.
Brenda and l used to practically live there.
So, what'd you get? Well, you want me to try it on? Sure.
Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
So how's it going in there? Steve's doing a great job.
Cool.
So, uh, maybe we can go shopping sometime, or, uh, just hang out.
Yeah, l'd like that.
Okay.
l'll be right back.
l'll be here.
Okay.
Hi, Nat.
How's it going? Oh ask me tomorrow.
Well, l passed out hundreds of these flyers up and down Sorority Row.
Everybody's up for it.
Aw, thanks, sweetheart.
Ah, take 'em.
lt's nice to see you back among the living.
lf this is living, it's way overrated.
Well, l hope tonight's a big success.
Yeah, l do, too-- for Steve's sake, and for Nat.
And for you? Come on, Kel.
You know it doesn't make any difference to me.
l just roll with the punches.
l was in Minnesota this summer, and, um, we stopped by a reservation.
l picked up an authentic Native American flute for Erica.
l couldn't help myself.
l remembered how much she loved music.
So if l drop it off, do you think you could get it to her? Yeah, she'll probably like that a lot.
How are Suzanne and Kevin doing in Arizona? How do you think they're doing? You know, it's okay, you can say l told you so.
l'll let you off the hook this time.
So, is this acceptable? Acceptable delectable and irresistible.
Love the shoes.
Oh, thank you.
Excuse me, l'm melting.
So what do you think of Valerie? To tell you the truth, l don't know her very well.
Hey.
Remember me? Yeah, l didn't think you'd show.
Sorry l'm late.
Where's your friend? Oh, she got stuck in class.
Well, if you'll just stand in front of your truck, l'll get focused and you can be on your way.
No problem.
Oh, l-l need you to sign this release form.
So, uh, what kind of work are you guys doing? l'm sorry, l didn't even get your name.
Oh, Ray.
Ray Pruit.
lt's all earthquake-related.
Just, uh, helping out with the retrofitting, getting everything a little safer.
Oh, that's great.
l'm Donna.
Hey, Donna.
Thank you.
Well, we need to match the tape that we made before, so if, uh, you'll just go ahead and take your shirt off, that, that'd be great.
Uh, you didn't shoot any tape earlier.
Oh.
lt's okay, l'm not shy.
Okay.
You ready? Fire away.
Okay, the first question is about tennis.
Okay, what is the term if the score is zero? l don't know a thing about tennis.
Oh, that's okay.
lt's ''love.
'' Love.
Right.
Okay, uh, so what would it be if it was zero-to-zero? Love-love.
What is this, some kind of test? Yeah, exactly.
Um, the next question's about carpentry.
You're probably good at that, right? Not bad.
Well, if you're hanging something heavy on the wall, you want to hammer the nail into what to make sure it doesn't fall down? A stud.
Excellent.
What kind of test is this anyway? Oh, uh Don't worry, l just have a few more questions.
When a woman is pregnant she looks forward to delivering a Why don't you turn off the camera.
What's wrong? What's wrong? What do you think, l'm stupid? Why don't you ask me which president is on a Lincoln penny? Please, it was, it was just a joke.
Yeah, very funny.
What is this, rich bitch humor? Look, l'm sorry.
lt's not what you think.
Oh, no? You weren't just looking for some dope who works with his hands for a living? No.
We've interviewed mostly college guys.
Yeah, right.
But they know all the answers.
Go ahead, you got your funny video.
You got my signed release form, Have a good laugh.
Wait, l'm Hey, it's no big deal.
Well, it's it's not an emergency.
lt's okay.
No, okay.
All right, thanks.
Bye.
Well? Well, that was your sister calling back.
No luck.
-That's everybody, isn't it? -Mm.
l'm sorry, sweetheart.
Maybe you shouldn't have sent your grandmother home.
Come on, you heard Rose coughing.
There's no way l was gonna let her be around Hannah.
Well, if we're not going out, l might as well get to work.
Great.
Just great.
Come on, Friday night's a big night.
Look, they can use the help, and we can use the money.
l know, l know.
lt's just l feel like going out tonight, too.
lt just sucks.
Andrea! l'm sorry.
lt's just that everybody is going to be at the Peach Pit tonight, except for me.
Well, the Peach Pit After Dark is going on tomorrow night, too.
The Walshes said they'd take care of Hannah.
You can wait 24 hours.
Yeah, l guess.
Look have a good night.
Make big tips.
That's the idea.
l recommend the punch.
Steve, she says she was supposed to be on the guest list.
Her name is Clare Arnold.
Hello, Clare.
Hi.
Thank you, Steve.
l see you out there.
Karaoke bombed, but this is wacky enough to work.
Yeah, Steve's definitely outdone himself.
Yes, yes.
Oh, there goes Clare straight for David.
Are they an item? Getting there.
Better him than me.
My thoughts exactly.
Thank you very much.
-Hey, man.
-Hey, bro.
l bet you didn't expect a crowd like this, huh? Yeah, too bad l hate crowds.
Well, that's too bad.
Just remember that each one of these people are paying ten bucks a head, okay? Do me a favor, take over.
l gotta go to the bathroom.
l'll be right back.
-Yeah.
-Don't forget to click 'em in.
All right.
Dude, can you break a large bill? Yeah.
Aren't you supposed to put the money in the cash box? l am the cash box.
So, bro, what do you think of this place? l got to admit, Steve, you put on quite a shindig here, my man.
Yes, l did, didn't l? You know what, l gotta hurry up and relieve Dylan before he deserts his post.
l'll catch up with you later.
Party hearty! Griffin's not a bad dancer, is he? Are you planning on staring at them all night? No.
Over here.
What? l just like it a lot better when your eyes are on me.
Oh, l'm sorry.
How's that? Much better.
Oh, my God, l don't believe it.
Look who's on the dance floor.
l don't think so.
Whoa! Guys, guys, guys.
lt's okay.
lt's all right.
Uh, Kelly, there's a mop in the back room.
Go get it for me, would you? Look, it's all right, bro.
Hey! This room's private! Get out of here! lt's time to celebrate.
l've never seen so many customers come in this place in my life.
Sanders, you're a genius! You're all geniuses! No matter what your professors say! So, how many people do you think paid, anyway? Oh, well, l know exactly how many people paid.
Three hundred and fifty-three! Wow.
At ten bucks a head, that's Cha-ching! Hello.
We got a problem.
What's the matter? Well, there's, uh, We're short about three, four hundred dollars.
Oh, that's impossible.
l don't know, maybe you counted wrong.
l counted every head that went in that door.
So what? l mean, come on.
What's the big deal? We made three grand.
What's the difference? The big difference is, we're short $300.
Relax, Steve.
l'll recount.
You know, we should be patting ourselves on the back, not arguing.
-Steve.
-Oh, hey, Kel, l didn't know you were still here.
Where's Brandon? He went home; he has a big meeting tomorrow.
Can you come with me to my car? Yeah.
What's the matter? l don't know, the battery.
Yeah.
Wait a second.
Are you telling me that Valerie and Dylan were making out? Let's just say, they weren't fixing the air conditioner.
Kelly, who else saw this? Oh, Steve, there l'm sorry.
Am l interrupting something? No, not at all.
Kelly was just telling me about you and Dylan in the back room.
Well Don't believe everything you hear, or half of what you see.
You know, Valerie, that's not exactly a denial.
There's nothing to deny.
Look, l would have told you myself, but l didn't want everybody to get on Dylan's case.
l know you guys are all friends.
Yeah.
So what, what about me and you? Steve he was drunk.
l happened to be the one he grabbed.
There was nothing l could do.
Steve, please.
He didn't do anything.
l mean, he was so plastered, he probably won't even remember in the morning.
And l'd appreciate it if you don't mention it to anybody or to him.
lt's kind of embarrassing for me.
Yeah, l bet.
You know, when Brandon told me you were hard on new people, l didn't take him seriously enough.
You're dangerous.
l think it's the other way around.
Really? Well, if you like butting in so much, why don't you try it with Dylan? Meaning what? Brenda told me that your ex-boyfriend used to be in AA.
So if you care about him at all, maybe you should get off your pedestal and help him.
Can you take me home? Good night, Kel.
Okay, no critiques, please; nothing's finished yet.
lt's just a rough assemblage.
l just kind of wanted to give you a feel for what we're doing.
l'm ready.
Okay.
l am a stud muffin baby.
That's hilarious.
Wait, just wait.
stud muffin am l? love, love, love love, love Hi.
Sorry l'm late.
Oh, no problem.
We're just checking out the footage on your favorite construction worker.
l don't want to use that footage.
Donna, it's hilarious.
No.
lt's lt's mean.
Donna, it's just a goof.
l mean, wait till you see the stuff l've got on my bimbo piece.
Look, you can do whatever you want with your bimbo piece.
We're not using him, okay? This project is half mine; that's the way that l want it! l don't want to make fun of people.
l want to make people laugh.
There's a big difference.
Okay, okay, fine, uh What about the stuff with Griffin? Do you want to lose that, too? No.
Griffin's fine.
Great.
You know, l like Griffin.
He seems pretty together.
Yeah, Griffin's very together.
l'm happy for you.
Mm-hmm.
Are you sure you're not just saying that because you and Clare are playing footsie under the table, perhaps? Absolutely not.
Sure, pal.
Let me get this straight Hey, l made some lemonade.
Oh, thanks.
With honey, my, uh, secret ingredient.
Didn't your mother used to make it that way? Yeah.
Mmm! Don't tell your mom, but yours is better.
-Thanks.
-So l hear the party at the Peach Pit last night was quite a success.
Yeah.
We're doing it again tonight.
Really? Nat must be ecstatic.
So's his partner.
l'm amazed Dylan even cares.
Why's that? Well, he doesn't need the money.
Are you sure Dylan's rich? Because he sure doesn't seem like a multimillionaire.
What does he seem like? Honestly? A guy who needs money.
Don't believe that act.
He's just your typical, greedy, Beverly Hills brat.
That must be Andrea and Jesse.
Cindy? Got it.
Hello.
Hannah's here.
Oh.
Well, l guess you're planning to stay for a little while, huh? You didn't think we'd come empty-handed, did you? No.
All right, Jim, where do we set up? ln the living room's great.
-Can l hold her? -Sure.
Hey, Jesse.
Let me help you with that.
There you go.
Hi, sweetheart.
We've been waiting for you.
Hey, Andrea.
You look great.
Thank you.
Hi, Hannah.
Oh, you guys, thanks for doing this.
Oh, no need to thank them.
They've been looking forward to this.
Mom even borrowed a swing set from one of the neighbors.
lt was my surefire way to get that one to sleep.
Well, l have to warn you.
She's a little fussy when she's tired.
That's okay.
So is Jim.
Andrea, she's going to be fine.
l know.
l guess l'm just not used to leaving her.
Give it a couple of months.
You'll be ready to ship her off to boarding school.
-Yes -Ooh Hey, guys.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
l'm looking for one of your workers.
l think he drives a red pickup truck.
That would be our Elvis.
The other side of the hill.
Thanks a lot.
l just want you to know l made sure that your interview won't be used.
Oh, yeah? That's decent of you.
Thanks.
l just felt bad about what happened.
l was really out of line.
Well, l, uh l probably said some things l shouldn't have.
Believe me, you, uh you had every right to be mad.
-Why are you being so nice? -l am nice.
You just got the wrong impression of me the other day.
Well, l'll, uh l'll see you around.
Yeah.
You know, if if you like dance music, my friends are putting together this little after-hours club.
You should check it out.
Don't worry about the cover charge.
l have some free passes.
l don't know.
Please? l owe you one.
l could leave your name at the door if you want to go.
Uh What was your name again? Ray Pruit.
One ''T''.
-One ''T''? -Yeah.
That's all my mama could afford.
You're kidding, right? l'll see you.
Okay.
See ya.
Hi.
Yeah.
Don't you look happy.
l'd forgotten how sweet a baby smells.
Yeah, me, too.
You know, those days are just a blur to me.
l was so overwhelmed and so scared, l just don't think l enjoyed them nearly as much as l could have.
Yeah, well, l guess child rearing is yet another thing wasted on the young.
Yeah, l guess so.
So how old do you think is too old? We're too old.
Women are having babies well into their 40s these days.
Wait a minute.
We're not talking about having another baby, are we? Oh, no, no but there's still probably a couple of ticks left in my biological clock.
Honey, it would take an awful lot of serious thought before we could even consider something like that.
l can do serious thought.
Hello.
Oh, hi, Andrea.
How is everything? Oh, she's just being a little angel.
How was your dinner with Jesse? Delicious.
And the food wasn't bad either.
Um, l thought l'd come by and pick up Hannah.
Well, don't rush for our sakes.
We're enjoying every minute of this.
Are you sure? Positive.
Now, get off the phone, have some fun.
All right, well, give her a hug for me.
l'm gonna go by Doheny's and surprise Jesse.
Good, have fun.
Bye-bye.
Yeah! Hands up! Crowd surfer! Whoo! Ray.
Hey.
-Hi.
-Hi.
l'm glad you made it.
Yeah, l don't get to Beverly Hills too much, but it's pretty lively.
Yeah, l-l don't know what l was thinking inviting you here.
You, you must hate this music.
No, no, no.
l'm open, it's, it's cool.
Uh, what do you say? You want to dance? Yeah, sure.
Don't look now, but Donna is dancing with the construction worker.
Would you quit gawking, all right? Some people just need chaos in their lives.
H-Hey, who's that guy with Donna? l don't know, l've never seen him before.
-Come with me.
-What's going on? l got a little surprise.
Steve, you know l don't drink.
Come on, l got some Remy Martin here.
You are not leaving the party.
Why not? Because you are the promoter.
l mean, this is your party, Steve.
Everybody's counting on you.
Oh, yeah, Nat can't thank me enough and Dylan acts like he's doing me some kind of favor.
What is with that guy? He just called to tell me that he's not even going to show up at all tonight.
Well, where is he? Well, he's probably at home counting all his money or drinking his profits.
Steve, you're getting drunk.
Would you give me that? What do l get for it? Now, get back in there, you have a party to run.
Look, l'm sorry your feelings got hurt, but l don't want to keep going over and over this.
l just felt betrayed.
l mean, how could you tell her l'm hard on new people? She said that? Yeah, it was wonderfully humiliating.
Look, l was just trying to make her feel better.
She just wants to make friends; you're not making it any easier on her.
l don't believe this.
This is like ''The Emperor's New Clothes.
'' Y-You know that she is trouble, yet you just continue to smile and pretend like she's not.
She's an old family friend.
So maybe she smokes a little pot.
Maybe she fooled around a little bit with Dylan.
So what? ls it really any of our business? l just don't trust her, Brandon.
Kelly, you got to remember she's not like you and me.
And what's that supposed to mean? She's like an alien? lt's supposed to mean that it hasn't even been four months since her father blew his brains out.
lt's amazing she's functioning at all.
Do me a favor and give her a chance, will you? For me? You'd better be worth it.
Waiting for a table? Uh, no, l'm looking for my husband.
He's a bartender here.
Try the bar, other side of the dance floor.
Thanks.
Your table's ready.
Whoo, wow! Help me, please.
You got to take it from me.
l'll hurt somebody.
You know, you're really polluted tonight.
What, what about you? Polluted.
Yeah? No.
Come here.
l got something for you, come here.
Come here.
Oh You have had too much to drink.
You are cut off.
You broke my lamp.
Who cares? You can buy another lamp.
l hear you're a zillionaire.
Well, you heard wrong, 'cause look.
-Nothing.
-Aw Poor little Dylan's poor? ls that why you stole from the till? Don't ever say another word about that.
Why not? Because l said so.
So where did all your millions go? Huh, Dylan? They just flew away? You want to know what happened? Life's a bitch, that's what happened.
Somebody stole it, it's gone, okay, and there's nothing left, so if we're playing night games 'cause you think you can get a little taste of it the joke's on you, kid.
You think so, huh?