Warehouse 13 s05e05 Episode Script

- Previously on warehouse 13 - That's an artifact from warehouse 12.
I thought there was just one of those.
- Very good, gentlemen.
- What is benedict valda doing here? He died in egypt in a pit of fire.
- He's replicating artifacts.
- 11.
There should be 12.
- This portal opens to the regent sanctum in china.
- We both know it wouldn't have worked.
- Why do you say that? - Because you're in love with myka.
- What happened to claire? - Your sister was infected by the music box.
The only solution was oliver sacks's record player.
It keeps her in a perpetual coma.
- What happened? Where's claire? - She's gone.
- Did I do this? I tried to cure claire.
Did I somehow make her worse? If I did, I swear to god - No! This is not your fault.
- But what if it is? What if I woke something up inside her, Something more dangerous than what was already there? - Trust me, we're gonna find her.
But, claudia, I need you present.
I need you focused.
Claire needs you.
- Okay.
All right.
Well, she couldn't have woken up by herself, Not with sacks's record player keeping her in a coma, Which, by the way, is also gone.
Nice security in this place.
- Well, you might've noticed that when you broke in.
Obviously, somebody hacked into their video surveillance system, Probably the same way that you did when you broke in.
- Well, then, somebody should run a diagnostic Of their entire security system, shouldn't they? - Mm.
- Without sacks's record player keeping her in check, Claire would've trashed this place, right? - Yeah.
Had to keep her attached to the record player.
- But who even knew she was here, Much less wanted to break her out? - Well, let's have a look, shall we? Good.
Spectrometer covers five hours, so claire was still here.
We can - We can fast forward.
Good, I want to see that son of a bitch I'm gonna put in the ground for this.
There.
Who's that? That's impossible.
It's-- - benedict valda.
- Time to rise and shine.
- Who are you? What is this thing? - That won't come off.
It allows me to control your prodigious powers, miss donovan.
You'll do exactly what I say.
- Like hell I will.
- Calm down.
Calm down.
Get up.
Come.
- No.
- Good.
You will do as I say.
Yes.
You and I are going to do great things, miss donovan.
- So valda is alive.
He's alive.
- How come valda didn't die in warehouse 2? - So why wait three years to show up? - This is not the valda that we knew.
If my theory is correct, then this is the valda - From the alternate time continuum.
- Great.
The nazi valda.
Fine.
- Pete, put it back! - Wow, I never knew it did that.
Cool.
- Stop touching things! - Right.
So how did that valda get into our time continuum? I suspect he took one out of my bag while I was his prisoner And he used it to prevent himself from becoming erased.
- So now that he's here, what's he gonna do? - Well, this new valda, he's from a militaristic world Where ruthless experimentation In the name of scientific progress, that was the norm.
- And he's got my sister.
I just got her back.
I'm not about to lose her To some psycho from another dimension.
When I get my hands on him, I'm gonna snap off-- - Use that energy to figure out why he took her.
- Fine, but I'm doing it angrily.
- Like that.
- Oh, my god.
Guess who's been hiding out In his room at the dead agent's vault.
Weasel covered his tracks until now.
- He's been in the warehouse the whole time.
That's how he knew about claire.
- Pete, come on.
- Huh? You and me? Alone? - Bring your favorite teddy bear and a nightlight.
Come on.
- Jinksy, you up for a little snoop and poop, huh? Six eyes are better than four, aren't they, artie? Artie.
Artie.
- Uh, whatever - No, come on.
I'll take off my shirt.
Been working on my guns.
- Yeah? How about working on your breath? - As if valda squatting in the warehouse wasn't creepy enough, Now we got to rummage through his stuff? - Well, clearly he's been busy in here.
- Yeah, but doing what? - Well, maybe these artifacts will tell us.
We just have to figure out what they do.
- Yeah, I'll grab a laptop so we can check the database.
- I can do it! - No, it's okay.
I got it.
- No, no, no! Really? Really? 'cause I-I don't mind.
- Yeah.
Thanks, though.
- So here we are Just us.
Hi.
- What are you doing? - Huh? - Get back to work! - What? Yes.
All right.
- Look, I'm taking inventory Of valda's personal effects, all right? I don't know, look through the files or something.
- Sounds like a date.
A plan.
It sounds like a plan.
Because a date, that would be-- that would mean - You have got to stop eating sugar.
- How How can you beNo.
- Hey, mykes.
- Yeah? - Valda seems pretty interested In claire's freaky psychokinetic powers.
The alternate valda, he got his jollies Out of copying artifacts, right? He replicated the-- the spine of saracen.
- Exactly.
He made a bunch of zombie warriors.
Now what if he was gonna do the same thing with claire? What if he was gonna use her to create an army of telekinetic Rage monsters to conquer the world? - Probably not.
- Yeah, but then why does he have all her medical records? - I don't know, but there's one item Missing from his personal effects.
It's a safe deposit key.
- So? - To a box in the regent's vault.
What artifact does valda want from here? - I have no idea.
Let's hope he hasn't got his hands on it yet.
- I'm guessing keeler not answering his phone Is a bad sign.
- Oh, no.
Keeler.
But there's something What? Get out! It's a trap! - Artie.
- Artie? - Looks like an artie-cicle.
- Mykes, we're gonna have to neutralize this statue.
- Yeah.
Do it.
Okay.
Oh! - How are we gonna get through the ice? - This inuksuk probably belonged to sir william parry.
- Gonna need more than that.
- Well, basically, it means that Artie has been cryogenically frozen.
- And that means what? - Well, we have about an hour To thaw him out before he freezes to death.
I knew there was some bad news in there somewhere.
- Okay, so what if we try To internally elevate his body temperature? You remember those--the glasses that artie used to warm up The guy that got zombified by the donner party jar? - Yes! Alfred butz, the inventor of the thermostat! Let's call steve.
- Let's call him.
- Whoo.
- Let's call him out there.
- Okay.
- Okay, I'll take the glasses to pete and myka.
Are you okay here on your own? - Of course.
I'm following artie's sage advice Channeling my anger.
- I don't think that's what he meant, But if it makes you feel better - Oh, it does, very much so.
Go.
Save artie.
You keep giving me reasons to kick your ass, mister "v.
" - Earplugs.
Right on time.
Please put in those earplugs I gave your driver.
Place the needle.
Place the needle.
These people will suffer seizures.
Then their internal organs will begin to shut down.
Ultimately, they'll die.
Imagine the havoc you could wreak Upon an air traffic control tower, new york stock exchange, Or a military installation.
With weapons such as these, You can defeat your enemies completely undetected.
This is but one artifact among tens of thousands, Artifacts that could and should be engineered as weapons, tools, Building blocks for the advancement of your empire.
Today they're locked away, useless.
But with forward-thinking people like you and I in charge, We can take these objects And change the course of human destiny.
Have I piqued your interest? Place this mason's square in the location that we've chosen, And we can begin.
Come along now, claire.
We have one more important stop to make.
- Hey, look at that.
- He's starting to warm up.
- Now this is that walking stick that causes earthquakes, right? - Sorry, it's all we could find on such short notice.
- No, no, no, no, no.
I think this could work.
I mean, the quake might shake the ice off the statue Long enough to bag it.
- Do it.
- Pete smash.
I hated that.
- Good.
He's grumpy.
He'll be okay.
- Ugh, what the hell was that? Oh, I got a--I got a ping.
It's a ping.
- I'm gonna--I got it.
- There you go.
- Here we go.
- This is my ping.
- No, it's okay.
I got it.
Oh, my god.
Bunch of people just fell into spontaneous comas At a park in rapid city.
- So we know what valda's doing with sacks's record player.
- You know, without pilates's resistance bands to keep Their circulation flowing, all those people could die.
- No, with that many victims, There wouldn't even be enough to go around.
- Okay.
You know what, steve? Why don't you stay here and keep an eye on artie, And, pete, you come with me? - Huh? - Okay.
Or--or--or you guys could go deal with that And I stay with artie.
Huh? - Lattimer! - Huh? - Pete.
- What? - That's the third time today you've tried to avoid myka.
Why would I avoid myka? I'm so not avoiding myka.
- You're lying.
- You know what, steve? That old lying bit got old six minutes after you got here.
Mykes, look.
- Pete, some of them are starting to have seizures.
- Yeah, the record player must've gotten to the emts And police as soon as they came within earshot.
You got those earplugs? - Ready? - Yeah.
- Ew.
The hell? Why does he have this? Oh, valda, you sick freakazoid.
I'm just gonna keep them inside the truck.
- Okay, I'll stop the record player.
- Okay! Wait! Secret service.
Stay inside.
Don't get out.
- Fudge.
- Pete! Pete? - Mommy? - Hey! I would've called, but I figured - Yeah, what the hell just happened? - Mommy - "chuck yeager's favorite lp.
" He's the guy who broke the sound barrier.
Oh, my god! Valda switched the records! - Hey! Hey, it's the iron shadow's underwear! - Charles atlas's workout trunks.
- This looks like a job for Dizzy, sleepy.
- All right, put me in, coach! - No, no! I got this.
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
- Oh, right.
You've been there, done that.
- Myka.
Myka! Mykes! Are you okay? Thanks, partner.
- Uh - Ow! - Sorry.
- What are you listening for? - Shh, shh! Vibrations.
Every artifact resonates with a unique frequency.
If I come upon a silent box No! No, no, no.
Empty! - What--what did valda take? - It's not what he took.
It's what he's gonna do with it.
Benedict valda is gonna steal the warehouse.
- What do you mean valda's gonna steal the warehouse? - With, among other things, the setting maul of hiram abiff.
- The getty mall at high cliff? What? - Setting maul.
It's kind of like a mason's hammer.
- Hiram abiff.
He was an architect who, according to the freemasons, Built solomon's first temple.
And his hammer is integral to the relocation of the warehouse From one host country to the next.
- So how do we stop valda If he has everything he needs to steal it? - He does not have everything.
The setting maul is only one of three artifacts That precipitate the moving of the warehouse.
The others are the mason's square and the compass.
- He's already stolen the square.
- So he's probably already Chosen the location of the new warehouse.
Now, the placement of the square Tells the compass where to transport the artifacts.
- How does the compass work? - Once the setting maul has been reassembled, It activates the compass and the compass sweeps the warehouse.
It converts all the artifacts' energy, Directs all that energy to the new warehouse.
And that's what completes the transfer.
- Say what? - It's like the transporter from star trek Minus the dilithium crystals.
- Oh.
Cool.
- Now for safety, the maul is separated Into two parts, the handle and the hammer.
The hammer is located at the birthplace of the host country.
See? I'm not just a pretty face.
- So yes.
Now when it's time for the warehouse to move, Then the two pieces of the maul are reunited - And the compass is triggered, Which begins to phase out the artifacts.
- To complete the transfer, the setting maul has to be Struck against the cornerstone of the new warehouse, Phasing in the artifacts at that location.
And we have to stop valda from doing that.
- So valda already has the handle part, So we just need to get to the hammer before he does.
- Well, I get that.
Let's just do that.
- The hammer is hidden at the green dragon tavern in boston.
That's where the boston tea party was conceived And the american revolution was born.
- You three, get to boston right now.
Steve and I are gonna lock down the compass To keep it from being activated.
Go! - Why do they call it the "aisle of the widow's son"? - Originally, it's a freemason-- Don't you have access to wikipedia? Look it up.
Look out for the rat.
- Ooh! - All right.
We keep the compass in here, In the widow's son's aisle, Because this is one of the most secure And safe areas in all of the warehouse.
- So when you say "safe"-- - don't start with me! Valda.
He must've already moved it in position.
- So let's go get it.
- Well, why didn't I think of that? The only thing is, I don't know where the position is, do you? As you may have noticed, this warehouse is rather large! - No valda.
- No claire.
- So how the hell did we beat him here? - Well, this bar was built over The original green dragon tavern, Which was demolished in 1854.
So I'm guessing valda might be at the new one.
- Good thing he doesn't have a myka.
Yeah, but why steal the warehouse? Why not just take it over? - Maybe he wanted to recreate it, make it more like The version he knew under paracelsus.
- That's a sobering thought.
- You know what I still don't get? I mean, was it supposed to be some sort of distraction? - Yeah, or a demonstration.
- Hmm.
- Oh, snap.
It's an open house for the new owners.
- Guys, over here.
- She's a regent.
- He's been here.
- Or he's still here.
- What we need is behind that wall.
- What the hell was that? - Sounds like it's coming from below us.
- Claire.
- Claudia, wait! - Myka.
Mykes, hold on! Okay? We don't know if it's Safe.
- Please.
I know you don't want to hurt me.
- Told you.
Telekinetic rage monster.
- Pete, wait, if claire loses consciousness Then that thing could crush claudia.
- The lens! The lens is how he's controlling her.
- Put down your weapons Or claire will crush her like a grape.
- Come on, claire.
Fight him.
Fight back! She's still in there.
I know you can hear me.
- You really think we're gonna let you steal the warehouse? - You really think you have a choice? Bury them.
- No! - Artie, what is happening? He's reassembled the setting maul and activated the compass.
The warehouse is beginning to move.
- I know! - Can you tell where valda put it? - It's got to be somewhere under the warehouse.
- There's an "under the warehouse"? - Stay! Not you, steve.
- Just put your back into it, lattimer.
- If I put my back any more into it, My kidneys are gonna explode.
We just--we're just gonna have to find another way out.
- What if that is the only way-- Oh.
- Claude? - The second valda trapped us down here, I started feeling Something different, something bad.
.
- Worse than the warehouse moving? - Yes, something else, Something about my connection to the warehouse.
- Okay, look.
This was once a safe house where paul revere And the sons of liberty plotted against the british, right? - So if the redcoats raided this place during a secret meeting - They'd need an escape route.
- Yes.
All righty.
All right, so paul revere, right? One if by land Two if by sea Three if by secret passageway.
Zoinks! Velma, daphne, let's go! - Are you sure the neutralizer will stop it? - I stopped being sure of things in 1983.
But if we don't do something, Then everything in the warehouse will disappear within a day.
- So no pressure.
You do have a plan "b," right? Silly string? That's what's gonna save the warehouse? - I once saw this particular silly string Lock up the entire gooery.
Start spraying.
- We did it.
- Yes! Yes? What? I hate spiders.
We really need to find out where valda went.
- Well, one good thing about boston So he should turn up on at least one of the--ah, I got you.
- Okay, according to the u.
N.
Database, License plates with the letters c-y Belong to the chinese consulate.
- Outsourcing, huh? This guy gets more evil by the minute.
- We really need to loop in artie.
- The limo tracks to a private airfield outside of boston, Where a delegation of chinese diplomats Just departed for beijing.
- So he is taking the warehouse to china.
- Man, I don't want to work in china.
It's probably impossible to find a good burrito.
- I would imagine that china's the only country With the financial power and technical wherewithal To create the kind of warehouse that valda has in mind.
- All right, well, let's get to beijing and stop him.
- Well, how? Valda's already wheels-up.
- Yeah, but we've got a portal.
- I'm not ready for the warehouse to move.
This can't be the end.
- This isn't the end.
We won't let it be.
Hey! - Good.
We're almost ready.
- Artie, I think claire has more to do with this than we think.
I'm afraid valda has plans for her.
- Well, if getting the hammer was all he needed her for, He would've killed her by now, but he hasn't.
I-I-feel he needs her for something more important.
- I think I know what it is.
- What? That's a bad tone.
What? - The warehouse will recognize a caretaker.
First caretaker of warehouse 13 was killed in the fire of 1898.
After that, her sister took over.
- Mrs.
Frederic? - Had a sister? So what, the mrs.
Frederic of the east? - And that's why valda was going through - And that explains the bad juju I've been feeling.
Valda is going to make claire caretaker of his new warehouse.
- A very powerful one that he has control over.
- I wonder if a mini tesla grenade Will fit in valda's mouth.
- Claudia.
Be careful.
He is gonna continue to use claire against you, And he has total control of her.
- Not total.
I saw her fight him in boston.
- Don't let your feelings for her be your blind spot.
Valda's hooks may already be in her too deep.
- I saw it too, artie.
She's not his, not yet.
- Just got to find a way in.
- Yeah.
Well Find it fast.
All right, listen up.
If my contact in china is right, Then valda is heading for The beijing national olympic stadium.
- That's his location? - If he finds the cornerstone And strikes it with the setting maul, The artifacts will start to phase into their new home, And warehouse 13 will officially come to an end.
- Okay.
All right.
Let's go to china and stop valda from ordering takeout.
- Well, looks like the silly string's a bust.
Tell me that you have a plan "c.
" - We have no choice.
We're gonna have to destroy the compass.
- What happens if we destroy it? - Happily accepting guesses on that.
- The stadium's too small.
Where's he gonna put everything? - According to these schematics, there are dozens Of underground levels, each of them several acres wide.
It's also where we'll find the cornerstone.
- Guys.
That says "warehouse 14.
" - Whoa.
- Everything's still in flux.
- Valda hasn't completed the transfer yet.
- I told you.
Now we need to set a trap for that psycho son of a-- - Welcome to cangku shisi.
Warehouse 14.
My warehouse.
- Thank you for providing the means to come to this reality.
You've given me something in this world I could never have had in mine Complete control.
Kill them slowly.
I want them to see it all arrive before they die.
- These buttons are from the lab coat Worn by the chemist julius wilbrand When he discovered trinitrotoluene - Tnt.
- As the laymen say, yes.
When they're put in close proximity to each other Boom.
- Artie, if we destroy the compass, What happens when it's actually time to move the warehouse? - Oh, let them use fedex.
You ready? Fire in the hole! - Artie, tell me that you have a plan "d.
" - No! There's no plan "d.
" Valda, you son of a bitch! This is my home! And I will never, never let you take it away, you hear me? Never! Never! - Is this rope an artifact? What's the provenance? - No! It's just a rope! Stop asking questions and help me! - Guys, we got to get down from here Before valda finds that cornerstone.
- Claude, just try-- try and reach claire.
- Claire Claire, listen to me.
Valda can't control you, you hear me? He can't.
You're way too strong.
Fight him! - It's just making her angrier.
- What am I supposed to say? - Connect with her, claude.
Find something that you-- you both love.
- Claire Try to hear me, please.
blood and blisters on my fingers chaos-- You guys, this isn't gonna work.
- Claudia, don't stop.
Just keep going.
- Claudia, please! - chaos rules when we're apart watch my temper - I'll go mental - watch my temper - I'll go mental I'll try to be gentle when I grow up I'll be stable when I grow up I'll turn the tables - Fine.
I'll be caretaker myself.
- Claire? Claire! - Oh, I've always loved the sound of your voice.
- Oh! - Claude--okay, good.
Myka and I are gonna try and stop valda From consecrating warehouse 14.
Meanwhile, try and get that thing off her eye.
- I tried, but it won't come off.
- Okay, wait, guys.
If this lens gave valda access to claire's mind, Wouldn't reversing it give her access to his So we could transfer her artifact energy into-- - Claudia, no.
I know what you're thinking, but no.
Wouldn't transferring claire's telekinetic rage into valda Just make him more powerful? - Yeah, you're right.
I'm sorry.
- No, no.
No, you know what? Do it.
I have an idea.
I think we can kill two birds with one stone.
Mykes, come with me.
- Okay.
Wish us luck.
- This might hurt.
- The cornerstone.
So easy to change the world.
- Aah! - Concentrate.
Focus on valda.
Send him the power.
- Hey, valda! This doesn't belong to you.
- I'll take that.
Say good-bye to your warehouse.
- Hey, benny.
Check your pockets.
Fork you.
Oh, my-- - Okay, now get angry about something.
- I'm fine.
- Yes! They did it! Yes, you guys! - Oh, my god! - Yes! Whoo! - How many times do we have to save the world? - We should get a raise.
- Artie, we did it! - You and me saved the warehouse! - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You think maybe they did something in china? Nah.
- So are you sure I'm really cured? - 100%.
Yeah, the music box energy required a human host.
And as soon as you sent that energy into valda And he got erased from this timeline - So did the energy.
- Simple physics, really, with a freaky warehouse twist.
Yay, pete! Okay.
One more thing.
- What? No - Yes.
- Oh, my-- this belongs to you now.
- No, no, no.
I told you.
My strongest memories are of you and this guitar.
So now that you're back for good, let's make some new ones.
Besides, I've already got my eye on this sweet '57 les paul goldtop in featherhead.
- Of course you do.
- And I already booked us into the univille coffee house - Sounds like you found your calling as a warehouse agent.
- Yeah.
I mean, at least until the whole Caretaker destiny thing kicks in.
- Yeah, I was destined to be in a coma For the rest of my life, and somebody changed all that.
- Yeah.
- See, jinksy, it's all about isolating-- - Hey, guys, I got to go help artie.
I'll be right back.
Oh, um, hey.
You were great in china.
- Pete - Okay, mr.
Human lie detector.
You look me in the eye and tell me I'm lying.
I am in love with myka bering.
- Damn it.
I know.
- I just-- I can't believe that the warehouse almost moved.
We've been here for five years, you know? It feels--feels like home.
- Try 40 years.
- A little piece of advice.
Take it one snag at a time.
Something I've learned on this job Is you never know when things are gonna Change.
- Artie, I thought we stopped it.
- We did.
- There's a problem, isn't there? - Yes.
We retrieved the setting maul.
We stopped the warehouse from moving.
Why is that compass still active? - I had a feeling-- Yes, I'm afraid benedict valda's actions May have set certain events into motion.
- Events? What kind of events? - The kind that even I may be unable to stop.