Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999) s05e06 Episode Script
Who's Minding the Ed?/Pick an Ed
1
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.
[LAUGHING] [SIGHS]
>> WOW!
ARE YOU GUYS BUZZ
BOYS OR SOMETHING?
>> JONNY, QUICK!
OH, LOOK!
KEVIN'S BEING ATTACKED
BY A RABID RAKE!
>> HOLY MACKEREL, PLANK!
KEVIN'S IN TROUBLE.
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GEESE!
>> OH!
>> AH, TAKE THIS!
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
[LAUGHING] >> GERONIMO!
[LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
>> I'M ON TO YOU, DORKS.
TRY THAT AGAIN
AND I'll POUND YOU.
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS
MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN, KEVIN.
>> AAH!
WE'LL SAVE YOU, KEV.
[LAUGHING] >> ARE
WE QUITE PLEASED WITH.
OURSELVES, GENTLEMEN?
I'M SURE KEVIN'S PATIENCE WITH
THIS RANDOM FOLIAGE FOLEY IS
WEARING THIN.
>> KEV'S A PHOEBE.
LET'S HIT HIM AGAIN, LUG NUT!
>> HIT HIM AGAIN!
HIT HIM AGAIN!
HA HA HA!
I FORGOT WHAT I SAID!
HA HA HA HA!
>> LISTEN TO
ROLF CAREFULLY.
A BRICK SHY OF A
FULL LOAD, THAT BOY.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> YOU MUST GLANCE
THE BOVINE HOOFS AT 3 PM.
NOT 2, 3.
WILLA WILL PROVIDE THE REFUSE.
VICTOR MUST PURGE, AND WATCH
THE CHICKENS AS THEY DO NOT LIKE
TO BE SEPARATED EXCEPT FOR
BRIDGET WHO PREFERS SOLITUDE.
>> I CAN DO THAT, ROLF,
FOR I AM THE BEST JOB I CAN BE.
I CAN CHECK ON HOG
>> OH, MUST GO NOW
OR NANA WILL GIVE ROLF A.
FOOT-BEATING LIKE NO OTHER!
>> BREAK LIKE
THE WIND, ROLFY!
>> WHAT'S WITH
ROLF'S VON-STUPID CLOTHES?
>> ROLF'S GOT TO GO TO A
FAMILY REUNION, AND I, ED, AM.
RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS
MANY FURRY FRIENDS.
[LAUGHING] >>
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
[GASPS] [PLAYING FLUTE]
[MOOING] [CLUCKING, BLEATING]
>> OK, SOCK HEAD.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE
SOME BIG-WORD SMART-GUY WAY FOR
US TO GET OUT OF
THESE STUPID SITUATIONS.
GO FOR IT.
>> NOT THIS TIME, EDDY.
ED'S GIVEN ROLF HIS WORD, AND
AS AS HIS FRIENDS, WE HAVE AN
OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT HIS
DISCONNECTED DECISION AND DO OUR
PART.
>> DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.
JUST KEEP IT DRY, AND WHATEVER
YOU DO, DON'T SCRATCH IT.
[SHATTERING] I'll CALL YOU BACK.
ED!
YOU BETTER GET THESE ANIMALS
OUT OF THIS HOUSE, MISTER, OR I'M
TELLING MOM!
>> OH, ANIMALS HERE ALL
CRAMP IN MY RUMP, SISTER 'O MINE.
>> NO, STUPID HEAD!
>> SARAH DOES
HAVE A POINT, ED.
>> BUT DOUBLE D!
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.
>> MY FAVORITE SHIRT SHOT!
THROW HIM OUT, EDD.
WHO NEEDS HIM?
>> INKY DINKY, STINKY YOU.
AAH!
[SIREN] >> ED, HUSH.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
SARAH'S GOING TO HEAR YOU.
>> IT'S A 4-SAUSAGE
FIRE, DOUBLE D.
EVERYBODY HOP
ABOARD THE ED TRAIN.
>> ED!
JUST WATCHING TV, SARAH.
NOTHING'S GOING ON HERE.
SEE?
>> YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER.
>> WE SURE
FOOLED HER, HUH, GUYS?
HA HA HA HA!
>> HONESTLY, IF THIS IS HOW
YOU'RE GONNA HELP, I MAY AS WELL.
BE DOING THIS MYSELF.
MESSY, MESSY.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH!
OUR 4-LEGGED GUESTS AREN'T GONNA
CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES, YOU
KNOW?
>> SAY PARTY A-GO-GO!
[BLEATING] >> HO
COCOA AND POTATO SALAD!
WHO'S WITH ME?
>> ED!
THERE'S SOMETHING
FISHY GOING ON HERE.
>> SHH.
>> A-HA!
>> OK, EVERYBODY
OUT OF THE POOL!
UGH!
>> EDWARD, THIS CHARADE OF
LIES IS IN DANGER OF ACCOUNTABILITY.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
CARING FOR ROLF'S ANIMALS
ELSEWHERE?
>> HOLD THAT THINK!
HA HA HA!
>> THAT'S IT!
I'M BLOWING THIS BARN FEST.
>> EDDY, PLEASE!
>> ROLF HAS RETURNED.
>> HELLO, HE WHO RESEMBLES
A SWOLLEN THUMB, ED BOY.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
ONCE AGAIN A FAMILY FRACAS HAS
ENDED THE MIRTH OF ROLF'S FAMILY
GATHERING.
OH, WELL.
TIME TO GO, YES?
PLEASE PASS ON ROLF'S
GRATITUDE TO THE LUCKY BOY.
GOOD-BYE.
>> WHO'S UP
FOR SOME HOCKEY?
FOUR!
[LAUGHING] WHERE
DID EVERYBODY GO?
OH, I GET IT.
HIDE AND SEEK.
OK!
READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!
HELLO?
OK, FURRY FRIENDS.
YOU WIN.
COME OUT, COME OU
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
>> UM, EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT I
SEEMS ROLF RETURNED UM, WELL,
EARLY, AND GATHERED HIS
>> YEAH, HE TOOK ALL HIS PESTS.
AND BROUGHT THEM
BACK TO HIS DUMP.
>> SAY IT ISN'T SO!
[CRYING] COME BACK LITTLE ONES!
I MISS MY FURRY FRIENDS, GUYS.
>> NAH, YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THEM, BLUBBER PUSS.
>> DON'T TALK TO ME.
>> EDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE ED HAS
DEVELOPED A BOND OF FRIENDSHIP.
WITH ROLF'S CREATURES?
[CRYING] WE OWE I
TO HELP HIM THROUGH
THIS DIFFICUL
TIME OF SEPARATION.
>> WHAT, AGAIN?
HOW ABOUT MY DIFFICULT TIME OF
HAVING YOU ON MY BACK THROUGH
THIS WHOLE SHOW!
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA OF A FRIEND
WHO CAN HELP OLD SAD SACK HERE.
>> DO TELL, EDDY.
>> HUH?
WHAT I TELL YOU, ED?
IS HE FUZZY AND CUDDLY OR WHAT?
>> CAN I KEEP HIM, EDDY?
>> AH HA HA.
YES, VERY GOOD, EDDY.
I THINK YOU'VE MADE
YOUR POINT QUITE CLEAR.
OH, I'll ADMIT I MAY HAVE BEEN A
TAD OVERBEARING TODAY, BUT NOT.
WITHOUT GOOD INTENTIONS AND
CONCERN FOR ED'S STATE OF WELL
>> HUG THE BUNNY.
HUG THE BUNNY.
OH, LOOK, HE LIKES ME, EDDY!
PURR LIKE A BUNNY.
>> RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED.
WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME, EDDY!
>> NOT THIS
TIME, SOCK HEAD!
I GOT AN OBLIGATION.
[LAUGHING] PET THE BUNNY!
ONLY 25 CENTS.
>> EDDY! [LAUGHING]
WHY, EDDY?
WHY, I ASK YOU?
YET ANOTHER
DETENTION FOR YOU AND I.
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL
ACADEMIC GRADES FALL, MISTER!
>> YAH, LIGHTEN UP.
IT BUILDS CHARACTER, SOCK HEAD.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT THING
GOT ON THE TEACHER'S HEAD WHEN
HE STARTED YELLING?
HA HA HA!
MAN, I THOUGHT I
WAS GONNA BUST.
>> THE TEACHER HAD
EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET, EDDY.
WHY JUST THE ELECTRICAL REWIRING
OF THAT CLASSROOM ALONE WILL
TAKE WEEKS.
>> AH HA HA HA!
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE
LOOK ON YOUR FACE, SOCK HEAD.
>> AND DID YOU SEE
THE LOOK ON EDD'S FACE?
I ALMOST WET MY EYEBROW, GUYS.
CHUMP HERE SURE
KNOWS FUNNY, BOY.
[LAUGHING] >> WHO
YOU CALLING CHUMP?
OW!
[GROANING] >> LOOK.
"EDDY IS A NO NECK CHUMP!"
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
>> GOOD LORD!
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD
DEFACE A SANCTUM OF EDUCATION?
>> SOMEBODY WHO'S
OUT TO RUIN MY GOOD NAME.
THAT'S WHO.
IT'S A SMEAR
CAMPAIGN, I TELL YOU.
>> OH, COME NOW, EDDY.
THIS IS IN NO WAY A GREATER
SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.
WHY I THINK YOU'VE DONE A
GOOD JOB OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.
ONE WELL-WORN
SNEAKER, ONE KNIT SCARF
ONE BROWN PENCIL CASE.
>> OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
OH >> WHAT IN
HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU.
DOING?
FILCHING FROM THE
LOST AND FOUND?
HAS THIS WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD?
>> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.
I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE 'CAUSE
CHUMPY, THE "NO NECK EDDY," HAS
A PLAN.
>> JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY
HANDS ON THE JERK WHO WROTE THOSE.
LIES!
WHY, I'll >> REPOR
THEM TO THE SCHOOL.
AUTHORITIES?
>> TOO EASY.
I'M GOING INCOGNITO, SOCK
HEAD, WITH A SUPER DISGUISE.
I'll CREATE AN ALTER EGO THAT'LL
LET ME SCHMOOZE AND MINGLE AMONG.
THOSE RATS WITHOU
THEM KNOWING IT'S ME!
AND THEN WHEN I FIND
OUT WHO DID IT, BAM!
HA HA HA HA!
NO PEEKING!
>> WELL, HE
CERTAINLY HAS THE EGO.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
ONE OF THOSE DAYS, ED?
>> EVERY DAY
OF MY LIFE, DOUBLE D.
>> HUH? SO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MY OWN MOTHER
WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE ME.
>> EDDY, IT'S PAINFULLY
OBVIOUS YOU'RE STILL YOU.
>> LOOK!
A NEW KID!
MY NAME IS ED, FRIEND.
WELL, IT'S JUS
ED, NOT ED-FRIEND.
I AM ED, AND YOU
ARE FRIEND, SO
>> HOWDY, ED.
MY NAME'S UM CARL!
MY FAMILY JUST FLEW
IN FROM ECUADOR.
>> EDDY'S
GONNA LIKE YOU, CARL.
>> BINGO.
>> OH, EDDY!
COME AND MEET CARL, EDDY!
EDDY?
>> THIS ALPHABET "F"
CONFOUNDS ROLF TO NO END!
PHOOEY!
ROLF WOULD NOT LINE
WILFRED'S PEN WITH SUCH DRIBBLE.
>> HOWDY!
I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND
WAS WONDERING IF
>> ROLF SHARES IN YOUR.
AWKWARDNESS.
AS ROLF, TOO, IS A STRANGER
IN THIS STRANGE LAND.
A SON OF A SHEPHERD CAS
ADRIFT ON THE FAR DISTANT SHORE.
>> ROLF, HAVE YOU
SEEN THIS NO NECK CHUMP?
>> THE SNAKE IN THE
GRASS ED-BOY IS MISSING?
>> YUP.
IF YOU SEE HIM, BIND HIM WITH
DUCT TAPE AS HE DOES NOT PLAY
WELL WITH OTHERS AND
HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRIBBLE.
>> IS THIS SO?
>> DUDE, GOOD HANDS!
COME ON!
WE NEED A RECEIVER, MAN.
>> ME?
A RECEIVER?
>> YOU MUST BE NEW, DUDE.
THE NAME'S KEVIN.
>> MY NAME'S CARL.
>> MY NAME'S JONNY, AND
THIS HERE'S MY BUDDY PLANK.
WE'RE PLAYING HOCKEY,
AND YOU CAN BE SHORT STOP!
>> DON'T LISTEN
TO CLUELESS, CARL.
SO, YOU GOOD FOR SOME EXTRA
YARDS AFTER THAT CATCH, BRO?
>> PLANK SAYS WE NEED
TO BREAK THE NEW KID IN.
>> RIGHT.
DOG PILE ON THE NEW KID!
RIGHTEOUS!
>> YEAH!
>> PILE ON THE NEW KID!
[LAUGHING] >> DID
YOU HEAR MY BACK CRACK?
>> ISN'T THIS FUN?
HI, I'M NAZZ.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> UM I FORGET.
NO, WAIT.
I'M CARL YEAH.
>> HEY, PULL!
I HAVE LOST MY EDDY.
>> AAH!
>> TRIP YOU MIGHT OVER HIM AS
HE IS SHORT AND SQUIRRELS LIKE TO.
PELT HIM WITH NUTS.
>> MY WISH HAS
COME TRUE, SARAH.
EDDY'S DISAPPEARED.
>> GOOD RIDDANCE!
>> SO, KEVIN, WHO IS THIS
GOOD-LOOKING EDDY KID ANYWAY?
>> DON'T SWEAT IT, CARL.
SOMETHING YOU'LL
NEVER BE: A DORK!
>> THANKS, GUY.
>> WATCH ME, CARL!
ONE POTATO, 2
POTATO, 3 POTATO, 4.
IT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY!
>> CARL, HELP
ME LUMP THIS GUY.
>> WELL, CARL, HAVE YOU FOUND
THIS PERPETRATOR OF YOUR SMEAR.
CAMPAIGN YET?
>> DOUBLE D, SOMETHING'S
REALLY MESSED UP HERE.
THEY'RE ALL BEING NICE.
TOO NICE.
FEELS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING
ME UP FOR SOMETHING.
>> AS FOREIGN AS IT MAY SOUND
TO YOU, IT'S CALLED ACCEPTANCE,
CARL.
UNLIKE EDDY, CARL HAS DONE
NOTHING TO OSTRACIZE HIMSELF
FROM THE GROUP DYNAMIC.
CARL HAS A CLEAN
SLATE, IF YOU WILL.
>> NO FOOLIN'?
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY EDDY?
HIS TURN ONS ARE FULL-LENGTH
MIRRORS, GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS,
AND YELLING.
LOTS OF YELLING!
>> HE LOOKS
LIKE A LOSER TO ME.
>> BUT THA
LOSER IS YOU, EDDY.
>> NOT ANYMORE, KID.
THAT DORK'S HIT THE TRAIL.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S THE
GOOD LIFE WITH CARL, KID.
THAT'S ME; NICE GUY.
>> BUT EDDY,
THERE IS NO CARL!
>> WHOA, CARLSTER.
YOU KNOW THESE 2 DORKS?
>> NOT LIKELY, FRIEND.
I WOULDN'T HANG WITH THESE
WASHOUTS IF THEY WERE THE LAST 2
DORKS ON EARTH.
>> HA HA HA!
RIGHT ON!
YOU'RE AWESOME, MAN.
>> WELL, I NEVER.
OF ALL THE NO-GOOD ED,
EDDY'S TOSSED US ASIDE.
THE SHALLOW ALLURE
OF THE IN-CROWD.
>> I MISS MY
EDDY, DOUBLE D.
>> WORRY NOT, DEAR ED.
I HAVE A SUSPICION EDDY WILL
BE BACK SOONER THAN HE THINKS.
>> HA HA.
NO, REALLY.
SO THEN I SMOOTHED THE TEACHER
OVER AND GAVE HIM PROPS ON HIS
TOUPEE, AND THE GUY
GIVES ME A "B" ON THE QUIZ.
I SWEAR!
[LAUGHING] >> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
GOOD ONE, KEV.
>> "CARL IS A NONECK
CHUMP!" [LAUGHING]
>> HEY, CARL, IS
SOMETHING THE MATTER, DUDE?
[LAUGHING] >> HEY, CARL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> SOMEWHERE, MY EDDY IS COLD
AND ALONE AND WILL SOON HAVE TO.
RESORT TO HAVING TO EAT HIS OWN
BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,
DOUBLE D.
>> PERHAPS A REST FROM
TELEVISION TONIGHT, YES, ED?
>> THEY THINK THEY
CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME?
GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE I'M
ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD, BABY.
A-HA!
WAIT'LL THEY MEET ME.
HEY, KIDS, I'M FRESH
TO THIS SCHOOL.
I'M HUGO.
WHAT'S UP?
>> HUH?
HUGO?
THAT HUGO.
WHAT A NO NECK CHUMP.
HI, I'M SUZETTE AND
JUST STARTED HERE.
>> MAN, WHAT'S
WITH ALL THE NEW KIDS?
>> KIND OF NICE.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
>> I BET THEY'RE GONNA
TAKE OVER AND GET US EXPELLED.
>> DO YOU THINK, SARAH?
>> JONNY'S
AN IDIOT, JIMMY.
>> SAY, WHOSE
AWESOME HANDWRITING IS THIS?
IT'S SO SMART AND NEATO.
I BET IT WAS THE CUTE
GUY IN THE RED HAT.
[CHATTERING] >> NICE
TO MEET YOU, DORK ED.
MAN, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE.
[LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING]
>> OH, YEAH?
THINK I CARE?
WHO NEEDS YOU.
GO ON, BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.
I'M BULLET PROOF, BABY.
>> TROUBLE
IN PARADISE, EDDY?
OR SHOULD I SAY CARL?
HUGO?
OR IS IT SUZETTE?
>> MY EDDY!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER?
I HAVE BEEN WORRIED
SICK ABOUT YOU.
>> FRIENDSHIP RESTORED.
THANK GOODNESS FOR
WATER-SOLUBLE MARKERS.
>> AND HE'S GOT BIG HAIR.
WAIT TILL YOU MEET CARL, EDDY.
HE'S FROM ECUADOR.
FANCY.
>> YOU'RE GIVING
ME A HEADACHE, ED.
[WHISTLING]
>> "ED, EDD, N EDDY!"
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.
[LAUGHING] [SIGHS]
>> WOW!
ARE YOU GUYS BUZZ
BOYS OR SOMETHING?
>> JONNY, QUICK!
OH, LOOK!
KEVIN'S BEING ATTACKED
BY A RABID RAKE!
>> HOLY MACKEREL, PLANK!
KEVIN'S IN TROUBLE.
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GEESE!
>> OH!
>> AH, TAKE THIS!
>> UNBELIEVABLE.
[LAUGHING] >> GERONIMO!
[LAUGHING] [LAUGHING]
>> I'M ON TO YOU, DORKS.
TRY THAT AGAIN
AND I'll POUND YOU.
>> OH, FOR GOODNESS
MY APOLOGIES ONCE AGAIN, KEVIN.
>> AAH!
WE'LL SAVE YOU, KEV.
[LAUGHING] >> ARE
WE QUITE PLEASED WITH.
OURSELVES, GENTLEMEN?
I'M SURE KEVIN'S PATIENCE WITH
THIS RANDOM FOLIAGE FOLEY IS
WEARING THIN.
>> KEV'S A PHOEBE.
LET'S HIT HIM AGAIN, LUG NUT!
>> HIT HIM AGAIN!
HIT HIM AGAIN!
HA HA HA!
I FORGOT WHAT I SAID!
HA HA HA HA!
>> LISTEN TO
ROLF CAREFULLY.
A BRICK SHY OF A
FULL LOAD, THAT BOY.
>> THAT'S ME.
>> YOU MUST GLANCE
THE BOVINE HOOFS AT 3 PM.
NOT 2, 3.
WILLA WILL PROVIDE THE REFUSE.
VICTOR MUST PURGE, AND WATCH
THE CHICKENS AS THEY DO NOT LIKE
TO BE SEPARATED EXCEPT FOR
BRIDGET WHO PREFERS SOLITUDE.
>> I CAN DO THAT, ROLF,
FOR I AM THE BEST JOB I CAN BE.
I CAN CHECK ON HOG
>> OH, MUST GO NOW
OR NANA WILL GIVE ROLF A.
FOOT-BEATING LIKE NO OTHER!
>> BREAK LIKE
THE WIND, ROLFY!
>> WHAT'S WITH
ROLF'S VON-STUPID CLOTHES?
>> ROLF'S GOT TO GO TO A
FAMILY REUNION, AND I, ED, AM.
RESPONSIBLE FOR HIS
MANY FURRY FRIENDS.
[LAUGHING] >>
YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT?
[GASPS] [PLAYING FLUTE]
[MOOING] [CLUCKING, BLEATING]
>> OK, SOCK HEAD.
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU HAVE
SOME BIG-WORD SMART-GUY WAY FOR
US TO GET OUT OF
THESE STUPID SITUATIONS.
GO FOR IT.
>> NOT THIS TIME, EDDY.
ED'S GIVEN ROLF HIS WORD, AND
AS AS HIS FRIENDS, WE HAVE AN
OBLIGATION TO SUPPORT HIS
DISCONNECTED DECISION AND DO OUR
PART.
>> DON'T WORRY, JIMMY.
JUST KEEP IT DRY, AND WHATEVER
YOU DO, DON'T SCRATCH IT.
[SHATTERING] I'll CALL YOU BACK.
ED!
YOU BETTER GET THESE ANIMALS
OUT OF THIS HOUSE, MISTER, OR I'M
TELLING MOM!
>> OH, ANIMALS HERE ALL
CRAMP IN MY RUMP, SISTER 'O MINE.
>> NO, STUPID HEAD!
>> SARAH DOES
HAVE A POINT, ED.
>> BUT DOUBLE D!
THEY ARE SO CUTE AND CUDDLY.
>> MY FAVORITE SHIRT SHOT!
THROW HIM OUT, EDD.
WHO NEEDS HIM?
>> INKY DINKY, STINKY YOU.
AAH!
[SIREN] >> ED, HUSH.
FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
SARAH'S GOING TO HEAR YOU.
>> IT'S A 4-SAUSAGE
FIRE, DOUBLE D.
EVERYBODY HOP
ABOARD THE ED TRAIN.
>> ED!
JUST WATCHING TV, SARAH.
NOTHING'S GOING ON HERE.
SEE?
>> YOU BETTER
WATCH YOUR STEP, MISTER.
>> WE SURE
FOOLED HER, HUH, GUYS?
HA HA HA HA!
>> HONESTLY, IF THIS IS HOW
YOU'RE GONNA HELP, I MAY AS WELL.
BE DOING THIS MYSELF.
MESSY, MESSY.
JUST LOOK AT THIS FILTH!
OUR 4-LEGGED GUESTS AREN'T GONNA
CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES, YOU
KNOW?
>> SAY PARTY A-GO-GO!
[BLEATING] >> HO
COCOA AND POTATO SALAD!
WHO'S WITH ME?
>> ED!
THERE'S SOMETHING
FISHY GOING ON HERE.
>> SHH.
>> A-HA!
>> OK, EVERYBODY
OUT OF THE POOL!
UGH!
>> EDWARD, THIS CHARADE OF
LIES IS IN DANGER OF ACCOUNTABILITY.
PERHAPS YOU SHOULD CONSIDER
CARING FOR ROLF'S ANIMALS
ELSEWHERE?
>> HOLD THAT THINK!
HA HA HA!
>> THAT'S IT!
I'M BLOWING THIS BARN FEST.
>> EDDY, PLEASE!
>> ROLF HAS RETURNED.
>> HELLO, HE WHO RESEMBLES
A SWOLLEN THUMB, ED BOY.
HELLO, EVERYONE.
ONCE AGAIN A FAMILY FRACAS HAS
ENDED THE MIRTH OF ROLF'S FAMILY
GATHERING.
OH, WELL.
TIME TO GO, YES?
PLEASE PASS ON ROLF'S
GRATITUDE TO THE LUCKY BOY.
GOOD-BYE.
>> WHO'S UP
FOR SOME HOCKEY?
FOUR!
[LAUGHING] WHERE
DID EVERYBODY GO?
OH, I GET IT.
HIDE AND SEEK.
OK!
READY OR NOT, HERE I COME!
HELLO?
OK, FURRY FRIENDS.
YOU WIN.
COME OUT, COME OU
WHEREVER YOU ARE!
>> UM, EXCUSE ME, ED, BUT I
SEEMS ROLF RETURNED UM, WELL,
EARLY, AND GATHERED HIS
>> YEAH, HE TOOK ALL HIS PESTS.
AND BROUGHT THEM
BACK TO HIS DUMP.
>> SAY IT ISN'T SO!
[CRYING] COME BACK LITTLE ONES!
I MISS MY FURRY FRIENDS, GUYS.
>> NAH, YOU'RE BETTER OFF
WITHOUT THEM, BLUBBER PUSS.
>> DON'T TALK TO ME.
>> EDDY, CAN'T YOU SEE ED HAS
DEVELOPED A BOND OF FRIENDSHIP.
WITH ROLF'S CREATURES?
[CRYING] WE OWE I
TO HELP HIM THROUGH
THIS DIFFICUL
TIME OF SEPARATION.
>> WHAT, AGAIN?
HOW ABOUT MY DIFFICULT TIME OF
HAVING YOU ON MY BACK THROUGH
THIS WHOLE SHOW!
HEY, I GOT AN IDEA OF A FRIEND
WHO CAN HELP OLD SAD SACK HERE.
>> DO TELL, EDDY.
>> HUH?
WHAT I TELL YOU, ED?
IS HE FUZZY AND CUDDLY OR WHAT?
>> CAN I KEEP HIM, EDDY?
>> AH HA HA.
YES, VERY GOOD, EDDY.
I THINK YOU'VE MADE
YOUR POINT QUITE CLEAR.
OH, I'll ADMIT I MAY HAVE BEEN A
TAD OVERBEARING TODAY, BUT NOT.
WITHOUT GOOD INTENTIONS AND
CONCERN FOR ED'S STATE OF WELL
>> HUG THE BUNNY.
HUG THE BUNNY.
OH, LOOK, HE LIKES ME, EDDY!
PURR LIKE A BUNNY.
>> RABBITS DON'T PURR, ED.
WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME, EDDY!
>> NOT THIS
TIME, SOCK HEAD!
I GOT AN OBLIGATION.
[LAUGHING] PET THE BUNNY!
ONLY 25 CENTS.
>> EDDY! [LAUGHING]
WHY, EDDY?
WHY, I ASK YOU?
YET ANOTHER
DETENTION FOR YOU AND I.
IT'S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL
ACADEMIC GRADES FALL, MISTER!
>> YAH, LIGHTEN UP.
IT BUILDS CHARACTER, SOCK HEAD.
DID YOU SEE HOW BIG THAT THING
GOT ON THE TEACHER'S HEAD WHEN
HE STARTED YELLING?
HA HA HA!
MAN, I THOUGHT I
WAS GONNA BUST.
>> THE TEACHER HAD
EVERY RIGHT TO BE UPSET, EDDY.
WHY JUST THE ELECTRICAL REWIRING
OF THAT CLASSROOM ALONE WILL
TAKE WEEKS.
>> AH HA HA HA!
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE
LOOK ON YOUR FACE, SOCK HEAD.
>> AND DID YOU SEE
THE LOOK ON EDD'S FACE?
I ALMOST WET MY EYEBROW, GUYS.
CHUMP HERE SURE
KNOWS FUNNY, BOY.
[LAUGHING] >> WHO
YOU CALLING CHUMP?
OW!
[GROANING] >> LOOK.
"EDDY IS A NO NECK CHUMP!"
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
>> GOOD LORD!
WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD
DEFACE A SANCTUM OF EDUCATION?
>> SOMEBODY WHO'S
OUT TO RUIN MY GOOD NAME.
THAT'S WHO.
IT'S A SMEAR
CAMPAIGN, I TELL YOU.
>> OH, COME NOW, EDDY.
THIS IS IN NO WAY A GREATER
SCHEME TO RUIN YOUR REPUTATION.
WHY I THINK YOU'VE DONE A
GOOD JOB OF THAT ON YOUR OWN.
ONE WELL-WORN
SNEAKER, ONE KNIT SCARF
ONE BROWN PENCIL CASE.
>> OH, BOY! OH, BOY!
OH >> WHAT IN
HEAVEN'S NAME ARE YOU.
DOING?
FILCHING FROM THE
LOST AND FOUND?
HAS THIS WHOLE SCHOOL GONE MAD?
>> NOT ME, DOUBLE D.
I'M IN MY HAPPY PLACE 'CAUSE
CHUMPY, THE "NO NECK EDDY," HAS
A PLAN.
>> JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY
HANDS ON THE JERK WHO WROTE THOSE.
LIES!
WHY, I'll >> REPOR
THEM TO THE SCHOOL.
AUTHORITIES?
>> TOO EASY.
I'M GOING INCOGNITO, SOCK
HEAD, WITH A SUPER DISGUISE.
I'll CREATE AN ALTER EGO THAT'LL
LET ME SCHMOOZE AND MINGLE AMONG.
THOSE RATS WITHOU
THEM KNOWING IT'S ME!
AND THEN WHEN I FIND
OUT WHO DID IT, BAM!
HA HA HA HA!
NO PEEKING!
>> WELL, HE
CERTAINLY HAS THE EGO.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD
ONE OF THOSE DAYS, ED?
>> EVERY DAY
OF MY LIFE, DOUBLE D.
>> HUH? SO?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
MY OWN MOTHER
WOULDN'T RECOGNIZE ME.
>> EDDY, IT'S PAINFULLY
OBVIOUS YOU'RE STILL YOU.
>> LOOK!
A NEW KID!
MY NAME IS ED, FRIEND.
WELL, IT'S JUS
ED, NOT ED-FRIEND.
I AM ED, AND YOU
ARE FRIEND, SO
>> HOWDY, ED.
MY NAME'S UM CARL!
MY FAMILY JUST FLEW
IN FROM ECUADOR.
>> EDDY'S
GONNA LIKE YOU, CARL.
>> BINGO.
>> OH, EDDY!
COME AND MEET CARL, EDDY!
EDDY?
>> THIS ALPHABET "F"
CONFOUNDS ROLF TO NO END!
PHOOEY!
ROLF WOULD NOT LINE
WILFRED'S PEN WITH SUCH DRIBBLE.
>> HOWDY!
I'M NEW IN TOWN, AND
WAS WONDERING IF
>> ROLF SHARES IN YOUR.
AWKWARDNESS.
AS ROLF, TOO, IS A STRANGER
IN THIS STRANGE LAND.
A SON OF A SHEPHERD CAS
ADRIFT ON THE FAR DISTANT SHORE.
>> ROLF, HAVE YOU
SEEN THIS NO NECK CHUMP?
>> THE SNAKE IN THE
GRASS ED-BOY IS MISSING?
>> YUP.
IF YOU SEE HIM, BIND HIM WITH
DUCT TAPE AS HE DOES NOT PLAY
WELL WITH OTHERS AND
HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DRIBBLE.
>> IS THIS SO?
>> DUDE, GOOD HANDS!
COME ON!
WE NEED A RECEIVER, MAN.
>> ME?
A RECEIVER?
>> YOU MUST BE NEW, DUDE.
THE NAME'S KEVIN.
>> MY NAME'S CARL.
>> MY NAME'S JONNY, AND
THIS HERE'S MY BUDDY PLANK.
WE'RE PLAYING HOCKEY,
AND YOU CAN BE SHORT STOP!
>> DON'T LISTEN
TO CLUELESS, CARL.
SO, YOU GOOD FOR SOME EXTRA
YARDS AFTER THAT CATCH, BRO?
>> PLANK SAYS WE NEED
TO BREAK THE NEW KID IN.
>> RIGHT.
DOG PILE ON THE NEW KID!
RIGHTEOUS!
>> YEAH!
>> PILE ON THE NEW KID!
[LAUGHING] >> DID
YOU HEAR MY BACK CRACK?
>> ISN'T THIS FUN?
HI, I'M NAZZ.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> UM I FORGET.
NO, WAIT.
I'M CARL YEAH.
>> HEY, PULL!
I HAVE LOST MY EDDY.
>> AAH!
>> TRIP YOU MIGHT OVER HIM AS
HE IS SHORT AND SQUIRRELS LIKE TO.
PELT HIM WITH NUTS.
>> MY WISH HAS
COME TRUE, SARAH.
EDDY'S DISAPPEARED.
>> GOOD RIDDANCE!
>> SO, KEVIN, WHO IS THIS
GOOD-LOOKING EDDY KID ANYWAY?
>> DON'T SWEAT IT, CARL.
SOMETHING YOU'LL
NEVER BE: A DORK!
>> THANKS, GUY.
>> WATCH ME, CARL!
ONE POTATO, 2
POTATO, 3 POTATO, 4.
IT'S A HOME RUN, BUDDY!
>> CARL, HELP
ME LUMP THIS GUY.
>> WELL, CARL, HAVE YOU FOUND
THIS PERPETRATOR OF YOUR SMEAR.
CAMPAIGN YET?
>> DOUBLE D, SOMETHING'S
REALLY MESSED UP HERE.
THEY'RE ALL BEING NICE.
TOO NICE.
FEELS LIKE THEY'RE SETTING
ME UP FOR SOMETHING.
>> AS FOREIGN AS IT MAY SOUND
TO YOU, IT'S CALLED ACCEPTANCE,
CARL.
UNLIKE EDDY, CARL HAS DONE
NOTHING TO OSTRACIZE HIMSELF
FROM THE GROUP DYNAMIC.
CARL HAS A CLEAN
SLATE, IF YOU WILL.
>> NO FOOLIN'?
>> HAVE YOU SEEN MY EDDY?
HIS TURN ONS ARE FULL-LENGTH
MIRRORS, GREASY HAIR PRODUCTS,
AND YELLING.
LOTS OF YELLING!
>> HE LOOKS
LIKE A LOSER TO ME.
>> BUT THA
LOSER IS YOU, EDDY.
>> NOT ANYMORE, KID.
THAT DORK'S HIT THE TRAIL.
FROM NOW ON, IT'S THE
GOOD LIFE WITH CARL, KID.
THAT'S ME; NICE GUY.
>> BUT EDDY,
THERE IS NO CARL!
>> WHOA, CARLSTER.
YOU KNOW THESE 2 DORKS?
>> NOT LIKELY, FRIEND.
I WOULDN'T HANG WITH THESE
WASHOUTS IF THEY WERE THE LAST 2
DORKS ON EARTH.
>> HA HA HA!
RIGHT ON!
YOU'RE AWESOME, MAN.
>> WELL, I NEVER.
OF ALL THE NO-GOOD ED,
EDDY'S TOSSED US ASIDE.
THE SHALLOW ALLURE
OF THE IN-CROWD.
>> I MISS MY
EDDY, DOUBLE D.
>> WORRY NOT, DEAR ED.
I HAVE A SUSPICION EDDY WILL
BE BACK SOONER THAN HE THINKS.
>> HA HA.
NO, REALLY.
SO THEN I SMOOTHED THE TEACHER
OVER AND GAVE HIM PROPS ON HIS
TOUPEE, AND THE GUY
GIVES ME A "B" ON THE QUIZ.
I SWEAR!
[LAUGHING] >> HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
GOOD ONE, KEV.
>> "CARL IS A NONECK
CHUMP!" [LAUGHING]
>> HEY, CARL, IS
SOMETHING THE MATTER, DUDE?
[LAUGHING] >> HEY, CARL!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> SOMEWHERE, MY EDDY IS COLD
AND ALONE AND WILL SOON HAVE TO.
RESORT TO HAVING TO EAT HIS OWN
BODY PARTS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE,
DOUBLE D.
>> PERHAPS A REST FROM
TELEVISION TONIGHT, YES, ED?
>> THEY THINK THEY
CAN PUT ONE OVER ON ME?
GOOD LUCK, 'CAUSE I'M
ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD, BABY.
A-HA!
WAIT'LL THEY MEET ME.
HEY, KIDS, I'M FRESH
TO THIS SCHOOL.
I'M HUGO.
WHAT'S UP?
>> HUH?
HUGO?
THAT HUGO.
WHAT A NO NECK CHUMP.
HI, I'M SUZETTE AND
JUST STARTED HERE.
>> MAN, WHAT'S
WITH ALL THE NEW KIDS?
>> KIND OF NICE.
THE MORE, THE MERRIER.
>> I BET THEY'RE GONNA
TAKE OVER AND GET US EXPELLED.
>> DO YOU THINK, SARAH?
>> JONNY'S
AN IDIOT, JIMMY.
>> SAY, WHOSE
AWESOME HANDWRITING IS THIS?
IT'S SO SMART AND NEATO.
I BET IT WAS THE CUTE
GUY IN THE RED HAT.
[CHATTERING] >> NICE
TO MEET YOU, DORK ED.
MAN, YOU'RE SO DESPERATE.
[LAUGHING] [BELL RINGING]
>> OH, YEAH?
THINK I CARE?
WHO NEEDS YOU.
GO ON, BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT.
I'M BULLET PROOF, BABY.
>> TROUBLE
IN PARADISE, EDDY?
OR SHOULD I SAY CARL?
HUGO?
OR IS IT SUZETTE?
>> MY EDDY!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, MISTER?
I HAVE BEEN WORRIED
SICK ABOUT YOU.
>> FRIENDSHIP RESTORED.
THANK GOODNESS FOR
WATER-SOLUBLE MARKERS.
>> AND HE'S GOT BIG HAIR.
WAIT TILL YOU MEET CARL, EDDY.
HE'S FROM ECUADOR.
FANCY.
>> YOU'RE GIVING
ME A HEADACHE, ED.
[WHISTLING]
>> "ED, EDD, N EDDY!"
>> BBBBBB-YEAH.